No animals were harmed in the making of this episode..except the pig we cooked.
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@justlike1olivia2 жыл бұрын
"why is there a twilight book in the sink" she asks after eating some weirdly cooked meal after walking in on her boyfriend and a goat pissing in a kitchen covered in foil
@Alivviegirl2 жыл бұрын
r/brandnewsentence
@Trish09782 жыл бұрын
Everything was normal until the book in the sink *shrug* lmao
@Trish09782 жыл бұрын
Well, normal for them
@KirthsWraithwood2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, real life sonic fan fiction
@JenniferinIllinois2 жыл бұрын
Well clearly the book in the sink was an unusual event (unlike the foil wrapped kitchen and the goat). 🤣🤣🤣
@JordzXD2 жыл бұрын
His girlfriend freaking actually tasted that food, that's commitment right there
@timaglam91402 жыл бұрын
thats the person u can have a baby with
@ohyeah9042 жыл бұрын
Seems to me like he didn’t tell her he sprayed it with axe body spray
@stephanieann66222 жыл бұрын
@@timaglam9140 I got great news for you then
@hauntedhistoricparanormal2 жыл бұрын
@@stephanieann6622 They just had bebe
@stephanieann66222 жыл бұрын
@@hauntedhistoricparanormal yeah I know that's why I said that lol but I said it like that because Im pretty sure they know and they were making a jokeand i was making a joke to their joke.
@ThatDudeWithBoobs2 жыл бұрын
I love how he still tells the food "you're gonna do great" whenever he puts it in the oven
@kellystout17432 жыл бұрын
Hi
@dman55792 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry your username prove it you won't
@lovely_lover53902 жыл бұрын
@@dman5579HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@MasonMorris_RadioSaladStudios Жыл бұрын
When it doesnt
@svartrbrisingr6141 Жыл бұрын
this man having a goat in his kitchen is honestly not the craziest thing ive seen from him.
@vaikkalate Жыл бұрын
what do you mean? he has had a goat in there for years. himself
@assfucker6997 Жыл бұрын
Like blowing brown sugar out of a window, setting your food on fire, running at and then hugging his oven, and didn't he try to fight his fridge at one time
@memelord4179 ай бұрын
ye this is just my opinion but i think 4000 pounds of hay in one room with spiders and pins floating around in the hay seems to top this kinda
@mariaagloriaa2 жыл бұрын
BRING HOME MORPHEOUS
@Cute_chaos_sys2 жыл бұрын
i agree
@-jessa-23632 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSS
@tinasaurusrex39952 жыл бұрын
🤣
@kitbishop67992 жыл бұрын
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@ziggityziane2892 жыл бұрын
Why were Brandons eyes a little red in the beginning of the vudeo
@abbieunknown30622 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised Brandon’s house is still standing at this point
@cl0wnwap2382 жыл бұрын
he has like 1,000 houses and changes them every video i think
@louisehuzel66422 жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@PartyAnimal142 жыл бұрын
Me too, I even surprised he still lives there considering everything rents it, what type of landlord does he have
@Lil_Chix2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I was thinking the same thing. Literally in every video of his I'm like "how has his house not been burnt down or disintergrated?"
@itsyagirlalexa43602 жыл бұрын
bro same, Every video I'm like "OH BOY- IS THIS THE VIDEO HE BURNS HIS HOUSE OR HURTS HIMSELF?"
@_-_-_Positive_Lover_-_-_11 ай бұрын
I love how he interacts with us (the camera) knowing its gonna make the video so much better. Sometimes i feel like i can smell his food too. It never smells good.
@Weirdo_Kai.10 ай бұрын
😂😅
@KermitThegay2 жыл бұрын
"what did you find in there that was crunchy?" had me on the floor laughing
@NonBEANary4 ай бұрын
Real
@ejnissley5462 жыл бұрын
"this was originally 40 minutes long..." you have earned my respect, mr editor
@merpmerp1272 жыл бұрын
I think the editors name is Adien
@the.real.slim.shady42 жыл бұрын
His name is Aiden.
@ashokatanoakasnips76122 жыл бұрын
I think it would be so funny to watch that
@KermitThegay2 жыл бұрын
I would've watched the whole 40 mins tbh
@izzyluvssturniolo2 жыл бұрын
@@KermitThegay same lol
@jesmile2342 жыл бұрын
This WHOLE video is solely because brandon needed a reason to spend the afternoon with a goat
@butterflyacres2 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn’t want to spend an afternoon with a goat they are amazing
@jesmile2342 жыл бұрын
@@butterflyacres very true lol
@Valen-jc9yf2 жыл бұрын
My favourite thing about all that is how Morpheus waited till the end to relieve himself and cause havoc. Man was definitely plotting the whole time.
@CRAZYN1NJA2 жыл бұрын
"can we adopt him?" "this is dinner" "ohhh, nooooo"
@meeps_872 жыл бұрын
the fact that Brandon takes his time to wrap his kitchen in aluminum foil is why I'm subscribed.
@datgaydangernoodle13152 жыл бұрын
the pure dedication this man has is admirable
@mctheobeymebunny1902 жыл бұрын
Yes yes
@FBCGodfather2 жыл бұрын
I think that's one of the reasons I STOPPED watching. He tries too hard now. He was funnier when he just filmed himself.
@datgaydangernoodle13152 жыл бұрын
@@FBCGodfather ok 🤷♂️
@loveletterhive2 жыл бұрын
Aren't reflective surfaces supposed to make rooms look bigger? How is it the foil makes the kitchen look half the size it was????? XD
@all3ycat4262 жыл бұрын
I love that Brandon's girlfriend just goes along with his shenanigans. The way they both spit on his shoulder was priceless 🤣
@nrwl232 жыл бұрын
Ahhh true luv.
@becz.j2 жыл бұрын
TRUE LOVE, HEFTY WALLET, MANY LAUGHS, NEVER BORED, GREAT MUSICIAN.(just noticed caps being on... cant bother redoing it. caps is cruisecontrol for coOoOoOl....
@hopegold8832 жыл бұрын
I mean, even Morpheus wasn’t interested in the food on the floor. That really says it all
@user-lr4xo7sw1o2 жыл бұрын
Lol true that
@RECTALBURRITO2 жыл бұрын
They're both great at spring each other's shenaniganing.
@user-kz7jc5xd1r7 ай бұрын
Brandon should have his very own cooking show, because trust me i'd binge watch every single episode and I mean every episode.
@salmon_guts Жыл бұрын
That goat is the calmest thing in the room
@wesyouknow46492 жыл бұрын
The fact that Brandon still has the butter butt is why I love this channel
@kelvinbloxham43242 жыл бұрын
I was kind of wondering how much of the fridge it takes up
@dvrkfae2 жыл бұрын
If he encases it in resin he can keep it forever
@igotyournosehehe3302 жыл бұрын
Imagine he answers your comment like " you been watching my butt since the beginning of the video dude?"
@woof59512 жыл бұрын
BUTTer
@Lin_lin_editz2 жыл бұрын
Ye
@ish_pish2 жыл бұрын
everyone’s talking about the foil.. HE HAS A GOAT IN HIS KITCHEN.
@hugeinjapan46352 жыл бұрын
Wait .... you DON'T?!
@ish_pish2 жыл бұрын
@@hugeinjapan4635 I USED TO BUT I LOST MY GOAT IT RAN AWAY
@FoeNyxRising2 жыл бұрын
Living the dream tbh, I want a goat in my kitchen
@xXMinKookieXx2 жыл бұрын
A goat in his kitchen just seems normal at this point
@Colbini2 жыл бұрын
Dude you need to get with the times, get a goat in your kitchen
@Weirdo_Kai.10 ай бұрын
As a person who loves books.... HOW COULD YOU JUST DROP THAT BOOK CARELESSLY INTO THAT BOWL WHAT THE HECK-
@Shadowhokage1313 күн бұрын
It made me sad bc i love that series
@finn_202 жыл бұрын
Just watching you put the axe spray on launched me back to 5th grade when we had PE with the 6th graders. My school had to make a few rules saying you: 1. Couldn’t bring perfume/body spray 2. Could only bring deodorant 3. Any deodorant you wanted to put on, you had to go outside in a group with a teacher Everyone felt like we were suffocating in boy stench and testosterone. The guys would put so much on because they thought it made them hot when all it did was make girls wanna stay away from them so they could breathe😂
@ericcortes91052 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@reddeath5791 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t put body spray on during high school but I did put on cologne one day. A girl I’ve known for about a decade by that point grabbed me from behind just to smell what kind of cologne I was wearing
@randomhuman23187 ай бұрын
I wish we had that rule in middle school, you couldn’t breath if you just walked NEAR the locker rooms it was so bad 😂
@Epiidevvy2 жыл бұрын
Considering the complete insanity that Morphius is surrounded by, that is one chill goat.
@LAvenus792 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@christian_farm_girl21202 жыл бұрын
Most goats are naturally chil
@hinakedragon85122 жыл бұрын
@@christian_farm_girl2120 not the goats i have, they like to ram their heads into things
@christian_farm_girl21202 жыл бұрын
That's normal for goats to ram their heads into stuff, and I can promise you they doo regurgitate food from their stomachs to chew it up again, it's cool that you have goats too😊
@christian_farm_girl21202 жыл бұрын
Oh nevermind I thought you were talking about something haha, it just depends on the goat
@iiseamonsterii96252 жыл бұрын
“You can call me uncle dad… it’s complicated” -Brandon Farris
@raisinqhell2 жыл бұрын
The start of uncle grandpa.....
@iiseamonsterii96252 жыл бұрын
@@raisinqhell the start of uncle great grandpa
@meowmeowmeowwww_2 жыл бұрын
@@iiseamonsterii9625 i love your pfp omg
@Garglicious2 жыл бұрын
Has anyone watched arrested development ? When buster goes Hey uncle dad 😭😭🤣🤣
@iiseamonsterii96252 жыл бұрын
@@meowmeowmeowwww_ thanks sugawara is my family
@theyluvbay2222 жыл бұрын
i love how it said to cover all everything in foil and he covered everything BUT the ribs. 😂
@tessastryker7663 Жыл бұрын
This is my absolute favorite video of yours! "Lest he get the strawberry again". I totally lost it at that point and we hadn't even gotten through the intro😂😂😂
@experiment117a52 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Brandon: *tin foils his entire kitchen* The neighbor next door: Jimmy he has done it again! Bless his heart.
@preslielayne85532 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’m a big fan
@tiredlad47052 жыл бұрын
*Thick Southern Accent* "Honey! Get the binoculars! That boy's at it again!!"
@rat30222 жыл бұрын
Lol
@zellafae2 жыл бұрын
Does he have a train set?
@experiment117a52 жыл бұрын
@@tiredlad4705 Don't forget the popcorn and sweet tea!
@aryllraelacsamana2932 жыл бұрын
the fact he got a real goat
@ng-lr4vz2 жыл бұрын
The randomness of having leopard boots on the counter and a twilight book in the sink lmao
@yohan2.098 Жыл бұрын
11:37 Garlic is often used as a natural supplement for goats and is believed to have a number of potential benefits. Some people use garlic as a natural dewormer, as it is thought to help control intestinal parasites in goats. Garlic may also help improve the immune system and prevent respiratory infections in goats. Additionally, garlic is sometimes used to improve the taste of feed and stimulate appetite in goats. However, it is important to note that garlic should not be the sole treatment for any health issue in goats. It should always be used in conjunction with proper veterinary care and a balanced diet. Additionally, too much garlic can be harmful to goats, so it should be used in moderation. It's always best to consult with a veterinarian before introducing any new supplement to your goats' diet.
@user-jj4du7vn7n2 жыл бұрын
“Shoves head in freezer and dies” words from a very wise Brandon
@the.real.slim.shady42 жыл бұрын
I’m rewatching this and as I read this comment he said that lol 1:13
@shadownyxiancat7502 жыл бұрын
10/10 would do it as well
@therealrealisticraven2 жыл бұрын
That’s my favorite part
@annasilvertongue2 жыл бұрын
Brandon has "Baby isn't sleeping through the night" eyes
@teribirrell2 жыл бұрын
More “I opened my eyes in ketchup and sunscreen hot tub water” eyes. 😂
@Karlicias2 жыл бұрын
Broo i agree he looks like he didnt get Enough sleep baby isnt easy to raise 🤷♂️
@raylayaaaa2 жыл бұрын
@@Karlicias he’s a newborn of course his first few months are gonna be rough.
@LiciaYoung2 жыл бұрын
@@teribirrell lol, Right? Too much waterplay in not water…
@Karlicias2 жыл бұрын
@@raylayaaaa No shit thats what i said da fuck ?
@kobibell4299 Жыл бұрын
6:09 the government at that moment: DANG IT, WE LOST HIS SIGNAL!
@jodyshoneybee2 жыл бұрын
Me and my kids absolutely love your videos. My 4 yr old constantly laughs at your google translates videos. Also your baby is absolutely adorable 💙
@chasehanyen40292 жыл бұрын
For anyone that got offended by his foster care jokes as a foster kid myself I found them hilarious
@that_one_mha_fan63122 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Brandon is known to do that. Turn sad things into happy or funny
@kingatlas50662 жыл бұрын
Same here
@WishyWashyMF2 жыл бұрын
same here
@iwatchvidswithmydog81072 жыл бұрын
As a kid currently in foster care I agree!
@asukasato5542 жыл бұрын
@@iwatchvidswithmydog8107 i am a kid currently in foster and i was feeling sad untill i see some of his videos
@lizzypeat-ross2 жыл бұрын
Morpheous: poops and pee's everywhere Gloria: (claps) can we keep him?!?!
@abih-d95032 жыл бұрын
Atleast we now know why she likes brandon.
@unknownpasta81032 жыл бұрын
At least it wa son tin foil?
@fe1n4emi2 жыл бұрын
@@unknownpasta8103 there was no tinfoil when it fell…
@OfficialShiggySimp2 жыл бұрын
LMAOidk why I put the emoji there, I just found it
@Phantasmh2 жыл бұрын
@@OfficialShiggySimp how'd u get that emoji??
@BrodieGameplays2 жыл бұрын
brandon does a wonderful impersonation of my sleep paralysis demon
@ZuzuNoel2 жыл бұрын
*Original Pie Recipe (don't need to read):* For the crust: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Crush the cookies until they're fine crumbs. Pour the melted butter over the top and stir with a fork to combine. Press into a pie pan and bake until set, 5 to 7 minutes. Remove from the oven and allow to cool completely. For the filling: Beat the peanut butter with the cream cheese until smooth. Add the powdered sugar and beat until smooth. Add in the thawed whipped topping and beat until smooth, scraping the sides as needed. Pour the filling into the crust, evening out the top with a knife or spatula. Chill for at least an hour before serving. Cook’s Note Warning: This is ultra, ultra-rich. Cut small slivers-your guests will thank you! *Pie Recipe once translated:* He was buried in the skin. Preheat the oven to 350 ° C. Press until the bread is baked. Pour in the melted butter and mix with the crumbs. put in a cup and cook for 5-7 minutes, stirring occasionally. Remove from oven and dry completely. Add soil and salt to taste. Add flour and sugar and mix well. Add lamb if needed. Wipe with a cap in a spatula or spatula. Change clothes 1 hour before eating. the Chef says: PART. Big Little: Thank you, my friend.
@meganrose54292 жыл бұрын
This is probably the most chaotic "Google translate makes me food" episode Brandon has done yet and that's......saying something
@kiruz94552 жыл бұрын
Hell no watch google translate makes elotes
@annavoerman92682 жыл бұрын
That’s so true.
@tfgrrl20422 жыл бұрын
Well he does have a new baby, I'm surprised he's even awake.
@meganrose54292 жыл бұрын
@@tfgrrl2042 wait- he has another kid??? I havnt watched him jn a couple months but fr??
@tfgrrl20422 жыл бұрын
@@meganrose5429 yup he had a baby with his gf, they did a great job of keepin it on the dl. I didn't even realize she was pregnant.
@elliekrut43032 жыл бұрын
The council demands more collabs with the one known as Morpheus
@skyshark11722 жыл бұрын
I agree
@melissaf15462 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ashleyshelley97742 жыл бұрын
*Starbucks run with Morpheus* 🥺
@samanthaziernik50552 жыл бұрын
When I go to date night I now expect a goat and kitchen full of aluminum foil
@aliyahbaker41612 жыл бұрын
Imagine Gloria didn't know Brandon was filming today and came home to the kitchen covered in tinfoil and a goat in the kitchen....
@Chom-Chom2 жыл бұрын
The council demands more video documentation in partnership with the one known as Morpheus
@moro87722 жыл бұрын
WE DEMAND IT!
@Zoe_the_Introverted2 жыл бұрын
“Oh wow he tin-foiled his entire kitchen that has to be the craziest thing he’ll do in this video.” *brings in Goat named Morpheus* “… Spoke to soon.”
@butterflyacres2 жыл бұрын
Having a goat in your kitchen isn’t crazy I do it all the time (I’m actually serious I have a baby goat living in the house plus the grown ones will come inside for captain crunch)
@lanewhitaker2772 жыл бұрын
@@butterflyacres what kind of captain crunch? Regular or oops all berries?
@butterflyacres2 жыл бұрын
@@lanewhitaker277 regular they also like saltine crackers and caramel popcorn I only gave them popcorn like twice though
@groovynotgroovy60052 жыл бұрын
Also in his newest video from today, he turned his room into a ball pit
@masterPNDA12342 жыл бұрын
Damn you spoke to soon? How is he doing?
@jaxoncollectorcorner Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe he brought a goat 🐐. This channel is so good and funny ❤
@shifti73872 жыл бұрын
Its like the title “is i ate the best burger ever” And the thumbnail is him with a cow
@datgaydangernoodle13152 жыл бұрын
Noone: Not kelly: Not his scissors: Not even Kevin and his PICKLE: Brandon: covers the entire kitchen in tin foil, and proceeds to put a goat in it
@Tuesday362 жыл бұрын
DO NOT QUESTION LORD FARRIS!!! THIEN SHALL BE PUNISHED DEATH BY SHEEP
@datgaydangernoodle13152 жыл бұрын
@@Tuesday36 OH GOD NO I DONT WANNA BE KNITTED TO DEATH
@Tuesday362 жыл бұрын
@@datgaydangernoodle1315 THEN PRAY TO LORD FARRIS TO NOT BE PUNISHED
@datgaydangernoodle13152 жыл бұрын
@@Tuesday36 Oh lord farris, Please do not wool me to death for i have a family of goats who love me very much 🙏 thankyou
@Tuesday362 жыл бұрын
@@datgaydangernoodle1315 HMMMM NOT GOOD ENOUGH DEATH BY SHEEP
@creaturekat61832 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Brandon does these videos so I don't feel the need to destroy my own kitchen.
@FoeNyxRising2 жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself, he inspires me to destroy my kitchen
@renwarrenp50972 жыл бұрын
I just can’t cook too well and the kitchen would be destroyed as soon as I walk in it- I’ve already broken 3 can openers by touching them when they worked before I did- had to get a mechanical one- thankfully it still works- surprised my mom could eat my salmon croquettes 💀
@Zombiimel2 жыл бұрын
He inspires me to destroy stuff and record it and make it funny
@hallieh Жыл бұрын
4:52 the fact that i was yawning scares me
@blockboy22952 жыл бұрын
I’ve rewatched this videos like 5 times 😂 love the goat 🐐 and Gloria
@siracha42442 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t ready for the goat. Well played Brandon Farris
@emilyroberts65822 жыл бұрын
In the words of Daz Black: “someone needs to explain the GOAAAAT!”
@tiredlad47052 жыл бұрын
Lol. This is a far step from a beauty pageant.
@elizabethfausti58462 жыл бұрын
What episode does he say that
@tiffanyfisher20432 жыл бұрын
OMG A FELLOW DAZ STAN???
@emilyroberts65822 жыл бұрын
@@tiffanyfisher2043 HI FELLOW DAZZLER!!!
@emilyroberts65822 жыл бұрын
@@elizabethfausti5846 umm It’s one of the worst pageant mum’s videos. I can’t remember the exact name sorry
@QuKun Жыл бұрын
This man makes so much effort and this guy never stops making me laugh so hard, he should be known as youtube's most hilarious guy ever! fucking hell i love him
@showjas87482 жыл бұрын
The best part is that none of the things Brandon does surprises anyone, we are just in hysterics with a slight amount of concern for everyone involved🤣🤣🤣
@balinesecat_31852 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry I’m just imagining the vegan teacher dying right now…
@amandahugnkiss2 жыл бұрын
I weirdly was too and it made me laugh even harder
@kraequgold82972 жыл бұрын
OMG YES LMAO
@baller9real2 жыл бұрын
OMG>>>August the duck got me into watching a couple of her videos, and they're wack as hell! She called Gordon Ramsay Hitler!
@xxluckyy13xx2 жыл бұрын
I’m 💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marcel_stern2 жыл бұрын
Brandon is safe from Alien radiation with all of that tinfoil
@alphavasson5387Ай бұрын
He discovered a way to combat 5G!!! /j
@rustybanana79622 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised Brandon’s whole house isn’t covered in tin foil honestly lol
@andrewpearle55627 ай бұрын
2:42 “ ~sigh~ i LoVe HeR sOoO mUcH”
@mixy80562 жыл бұрын
I love how Gloria has the same sense of humor as Brandon lol she's so funny
@kamip53932 жыл бұрын
Okay so I have to tell you, I work in a lab using live cells and every time I put them in the incubator I tell them they're going to do great... because of your Google translate videos
@LiciaYoung2 жыл бұрын
🤣 yes!!!
@shirleyward58872 жыл бұрын
I love this so much! 😂💜
@kamip53932 жыл бұрын
@Plant life in Jen’s greenhouse I mean, your kid probably appreciates it more than my cells but yesss!
@olivialees41942 жыл бұрын
Thats awesome 😂
@515prelude6 ай бұрын
"Excuse me that's my rear end...what did you find in there that's crunchy??"
@Rwaagss2 жыл бұрын
Brandon provides the perfect daily dose of crackhead chaotic. Love it here.
@laineychildress31162 жыл бұрын
Clicked on this faster than Brandon could get through the intro 😂
@datgaydangernoodle13152 жыл бұрын
That wouldn't be hard on this video lol
@ebbindodds38262 жыл бұрын
Same
@LiciaYoung2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this ever since his cleaner posted that he had a goat in the kitchen!
@harry4life1422 жыл бұрын
Same
@alexisgroves35402 жыл бұрын
Same. It came out 3 hours ago…
@d.a.v.nerdyotaku45232 жыл бұрын
brandon & goat: the dynamic duo we all needed
@tiichanmartin2 жыл бұрын
On another note, I absolutely love your profile picture 💖
@d.a.v.nerdyotaku45232 жыл бұрын
@@tiichanmartin ayyy thanks 😊
@hocushenry38672 жыл бұрын
Holy crap I know your profile picture and i absolutely love it bro
@d.a.v.nerdyotaku45232 жыл бұрын
@@hocushenry3867 my dude, yalls made my day, thenk and here's some cake 🍰🍰🍰
@tiichanmartin2 жыл бұрын
@@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 no problem 😊
@armyblinkforever72732 жыл бұрын
How many rolls of tinfoil do we want to use in this video? Brandon: *yes*
@user-lr4xo7sw1o2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he asked the goat of he was dead and how he followed directions perfectly tho
@heatherdontcare2 жыл бұрын
This was everything!!!!! Gloria...."don't come home without the goat!" 😂 are you still in the apartment with the village children, Brandon? 😂
@tasha40522 жыл бұрын
I love that Gloria was so excited about the goat even though it was peeing everywhere 😂🤣💜🖤
@assfucker6997 Жыл бұрын
It's a goat
@misschanchan12906 ай бұрын
"It smells like high school angst" broooo i lost it xD
@alphascreams11 ай бұрын
20:31 NOOO THE POLICE DROVE BY WITH THE SIRENS AT THE PERFECT TIME AND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE VIDEO
@sarah-pz5de2 жыл бұрын
i just can’t stop staring at his left eye and trying to tell if it’s bloodshot or not
@humaymammadova45642 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that Brandon didn't take the opportunity to say that he "smells like teen spirit" makes me angry👺
@the.real.slim.shady42 жыл бұрын
It looks like it.
@MikoMilo4492 жыл бұрын
@@humaymammadova4564 someone said that
@Ihateyoudealwithit2 жыл бұрын
He has a popped blood vessel it's completely normal and it won't hurt him!
@pinkandblue5754 Жыл бұрын
i can’t stop staring at this eye too
@KandixKoatedxBatz2 жыл бұрын
‘What did you find there that was crunchy?!’ Took me out
@jisterix76962 жыл бұрын
i like how Morpheus is just standing in one spot in the entire video
@anniemaher4608 Жыл бұрын
Google translate "cover ribs with tin foil" Brandon:covers everything in the kitchen with tin foil except the ribs
@thefatsuccubus2 жыл бұрын
This is so obscure but Gloria saying "you sit next to me and I mean forever" is a quote from Louise in Bob's Burgers! "Nat, you sit next to me and I mean forever." I love Bob's and I love Gloria for quoting it!
@jenna17142 жыл бұрын
Brandon: calls MariaaGloriaa Also Brandon: “I need a goat, it’s for date night dinner”
@mohammedabdullah61892 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t matter how old u r this guy will always make u laugh
@jaylynbabin43583 ай бұрын
“ Uncle dad …….. ITS COMPLICATED “
@Iredseptember2 жыл бұрын
I need “what did you find in there that was crunchy” on a shirt with a outline of Brandon and Morpheus 😂😂😂
@user-qp8uo5wy6g2 жыл бұрын
OMG me to!
@gracebringans59132 жыл бұрын
Twilight wasn’t the best series but it still hurt my soul to see a new book be destroyed… it shook me to my core, but worth it for one of Brandon’s videos.
@Sparkler20202 жыл бұрын
FINALLY SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT IT I just about died inside when he put it in the sauce😩😩😩
@bfester34532 жыл бұрын
I audibly gasped and shuddered. Why would you do that to a book??
@ninadeschryver17952 жыл бұрын
MY EYES WENT O-O
@kennadanyelle87492 жыл бұрын
Sameeee
@gurgirl08842 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie, I screamed out brandons name like a mom scolding her child. 😂🤣😅😅😅
@Lmao87642 жыл бұрын
He works so hard for his KZbin channel it’s insane
@dazmatazz2 жыл бұрын
He missed the biggest opportunity asking the goat named Morpheus if he wanted to pick the nonexistent spoon at 20:10
@angelpear2192 жыл бұрын
Aiden reminds me so much of Lixian. Brandon, Aiden, you're both beautiful and perfectly insane humans, do not ever change that
@aidensoave21052 жыл бұрын
♥️♥️♥️
@toodeadtodie1862 жыл бұрын
yessssss.😂
@7-11gasstation9 ай бұрын
Lol
@stevierudolph29442 жыл бұрын
Farris, you have activated my boyfriend’s Siri speaker and she has set a timer for 23 hours. Now she wont let me turn it off. 😂 I might have to thank you for this unintentional prank or leave the state and change my name.
@LAvenus792 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@boltgaming93232 жыл бұрын
oh my god thats hilarious
@KaiXXRoyal11316 күн бұрын
I love how he is probably reading something and then says I dunno how to read lol
@cammie_4442 жыл бұрын
Why am I just now realizing how much of a gem his profile picture is 😂
@soshiangel902 жыл бұрын
I swear I love how much you guys just gel with your humor. Gloria just going along with it all honestly just makes it even more funny. Also, she is already such a mom being super impressed at poopies
@goblinpopcorn13672 жыл бұрын
I should hope so, her oldest is like 6 or 7 iirc
@angelhunter19012 жыл бұрын
@@goblinpopcorn1367 i was thinking that
@obamabinboolin81282 жыл бұрын
How can one dislike. this is Brandon Farris he’s the funniest guy out there in my opinion
@dragonstoryteller29402 жыл бұрын
Those who dislike the video get death by sheep
@emilyroberts65822 жыл бұрын
It’s all the vegans I bet
@obamabinboolin81282 жыл бұрын
@@emilyroberts6582 bet
@Hollsbeauty2 жыл бұрын
Him and daz games
@nicolebryant27522 жыл бұрын
He sends me directly into a wheeze-laugh every time😆
@the.real.slim.shady42 жыл бұрын
“Open your mouth” Brando- I mean Lord, I can’t! I’m chewing! I must not be rude to my lord!
@cannibalbananas2 жыл бұрын
Love Morpheus 😍 Also your new chrome kitchen is looking nice, Brandon 👍
@amandasheaffer58612 жыл бұрын
My 7-year-old: Mommy, what's he doing? Me: Cooking 7: Why is his house covered in that umm.. tin foil? Me: Because he's Brandon. 😂
@susansewall66322 жыл бұрын
thats when your 7 year old now thinks that EVERY person named Brandon does this to their house now... that would be my sons logic
@amandasheaffer58612 жыл бұрын
@@susansewall6632 Bahahhahaa! My Son normally watches Brandon with me. He just wasn't really paying attention this time. He is familiar with Brandon's shenanigans.
@Demeza162 жыл бұрын
Brandon as an adult: **Has the energy to tin foil his whole kitchen** Me as a kid who should have endless energy: **Too lazy to to press space bar on my keyboard**
@grapie98092 жыл бұрын
Ok but like,e yes and I love your six pfp so much 😍
@Demeza162 жыл бұрын
@@grapie9809 aww thnx
@Demeza162 жыл бұрын
@@grapie9809 I've subbed btw
@grapie98092 жыл бұрын
@@Demeza16 wait really awwwww your so sweet idc that I don't know you I loves you so kind I'm subbing to
@Demeza162 жыл бұрын
@@grapie9809 thx so much :) I'm happy!
@foureyedpossum46132 жыл бұрын
0:41 how the fuck did he talk so casually with that strawberry on standby in there ready to be launched
@Dreaded-Flower2 жыл бұрын
was your wife always crazy like you or did you make her like this? you two are amazing
@syco91542 жыл бұрын
Every kid would love brandon as a teacher, cuz no one would have to do work
@deltaforcefemboy63742 жыл бұрын
That or he would bring random crap into the school and be like this is my goat Morpheus and now we make a KZbin video
@i.love.britin2 жыл бұрын
Brandon: *sprays axe on for 7 minutes* Me: “ok that’s pretty normal.” Brandon: *puts on meat* Me: umm 😳
@LAvenus792 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@angelhunter19012 жыл бұрын
he's also put fabreeze on chicken
@Deadlad692 жыл бұрын
OMG I FORGOT THAT HE SPRAYED AXE ON THE MEEEEEEAT! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 THATS SO GROSS!
@chronicbackpain60472 жыл бұрын
My dad: Commits several acts of violence in locations of California to Boston . Me: *sighs*
@獾8 ай бұрын
that goat looks so confused
@tylerbator8902 жыл бұрын
7:34 “idonknohowtoread😀”
@thekraftykorner41892 жыл бұрын
As they bite the ribs: remembers the axe spray he sprayed on them
@lowryfamily06fe2 жыл бұрын
Literally all I could think about. Axe is nasty in general. I don’t even want to imagine eating it. 😂
@Tommy-4212 жыл бұрын
"You're a goat" Thanks brandon, thought it was a child
@simp61702 жыл бұрын
Glatt
@Tommy-4212 жыл бұрын
@@simp6170 yes, g l a t t
@andrijana62 жыл бұрын
I love how goat just stands there 🥺
@aaronplaysftw58022 жыл бұрын
3:40, i can literally smell your axe anarchy smell through the phone 😂