Google Translate Makes Ribs!

No animals were harmed in the making of this episode..except the pig we cooked.

[@justlike1olivia]

"why is there a twilight book in the sink" she asks after eating some weirdly cooked meal after walking in on her boyfriend and a goat pissing in a kitchen covered in foil

[@Alivviegirl]

r/brandnewsentence

[@Trish0978]

Everything was normal until the book in the sink *shrug* lmao

[@Trish0978]

Well, normal for them

[@KirthsWraithwood]

Ah yes, real life sonic fan fiction

[@JenniferinIllinois]

Well clearly the book in the sink was an unusual event (unlike the foil wrapped kitchen and the goat). 🤣🤣🤣

[@JordzXD]

His girlfriend freaking actually tasted that food, that's commitment right there

[@timaglam9140]

thats the person u can have a baby with

[@ohyeah904]

Seems to me like he didn’t tell her he sprayed it with axe body spray

[@stephanieann6622]

@@timaglam9140 I got great news for you then

[@hauntedhistoricparanormal]

@@stephanieann6622 They just had bebe

[@stephanieann6622]

@@hauntedhistoricparanormal yeah I know that's why I said that lol but I said it like that because Im pretty sure they know and they were making a jokeand i was making a joke to their joke.

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

I love how he still tells the food "you're gonna do great" whenever he puts it in the oven

[@kellystout1743]

Hi

[@dman5579]

I'm sorry your username prove it you won't

[@lovely_lover5390]

@@dman5579HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@MasonMorris_RadioSaladStudios]

When it doesnt

[@svartrbrisingr6141]

this man having a goat in his kitchen is honestly not the craziest thing ive seen from him.

[@vaikkalate]

what do you mean? he has had a goat in there for years. himself

[@assfucker6997]

Like blowing brown sugar out of a window, setting your food on fire, running at and then hugging his oven, and didn't he try to fight his fridge at one time

[@memelord417]

ye this is just my opinion but i think 4000 pounds of hay in one room with spiders and pins floating around in the hay seems to top this kinda

[@mariaagloriaa]

BRING HOME MORPHEOUS

[@Cute_chaos_sys]

i agree

[@-jessa-2363]

YESSSSSS

[@tinasaurusrex3995]

🤣

[@kitbishop6799]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ziggityziane289]

Why were Brandons eyes a little red in the beginning of the vudeo

[@abbieunknown3062]

I’m surprised Brandon’s house is still standing at this point

[@cl0wnwap238]

he has like 1,000 houses and changes them every video i think

[@louisehuzel6642]

lmaooo

[@PartyAnimal14]

Me too, I even surprised he still lives there considering everything rents it, what type of landlord does he have

[@Lil_Chix]

Honestly I was thinking the same thing. Literally in every video of his I'm like "how has his house not been burnt down or disintergrated?"

[@itsyagirlalexa4360]

bro same, Every video I'm like "OH BOY- IS THIS THE VIDEO HE BURNS HIS HOUSE OR HURTS HIMSELF?"

[@_-_-_Positive_Lover_-_-_]

I love how he interacts with us (the camera) knowing its gonna make the video so much better. Sometimes i feel like i can smell his food too. It never smells good.

[@Weirdo_Kai.]

😂😅

[@KermitThegay]

"what did you find in there that was crunchy?" had me on the floor laughing

[@NonBEANary]

Real

[@ejnissley546]

"this was originally 40 minutes long..." you have earned my respect, mr editor

[@merpmerp127]

I think the editors name is Adien

[@the.real.slim.shady4]

His name is Aiden.

[@ashokatanoakasnips7612]

I think it would be so funny to watch that

[@KermitThegay]

I would've watched the whole 40 mins tbh

[@izzyluvssturniolo]

@@KermitThegay same lol

[@jesmile234]

This WHOLE video is solely because brandon needed a reason to spend the afternoon with a goat

[@butterflyacres]

Who wouldn’t want to spend an afternoon with a goat they are amazing

[@jesmile234]

@@butterflyacres very true lol

[@Valen-jc9yf]

My favourite thing about all that is how Morpheus waited till the end to relieve himself and cause havoc. Man was definitely plotting the whole time.

[@CRAZYN1NJA]

"can we adopt him?" "this is dinner" "ohhh, nooooo"

[@meeps_87]

the fact that Brandon takes his time to wrap his kitchen in aluminum foil is why I'm subscribed.

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

the pure dedication this man has is admirable

[@mctheobeymebunny190]

Yes yes

[@FBCGodfather]

I think that's one of the reasons I STOPPED watching. He tries too hard now. He was funnier when he just filmed himself.

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

@@FBCGodfather ok 🤷‍♂️

[@loveletterhive]

Aren't reflective surfaces supposed to make rooms look bigger? How is it the foil makes the kitchen look half the size it was????? XD

[@all3ycat426]

I love that Brandon's girlfriend just goes along with his shenanigans. The way they both spit on his shoulder was priceless 🤣

[@nrwl23]

Ahhh true luv.

[@becz.j]

TRUE LOVE, HEFTY WALLET, MANY LAUGHS, NEVER BORED, GREAT MUSICIAN.(just noticed caps being on... cant bother redoing it. caps is cruisecontrol for coOoOoOl....

[@hopegold883]

I mean, even Morpheus wasn’t interested in the food on the floor. That really says it all

[@user-lr4xo7sw1o]

Lol true that

[@RECTALBURRITO]

They're both great at spring each other's shenaniganing.

[@user-kz7jc5xd1r]

Brandon should have his very own cooking show, because trust me i'd binge watch every single episode and I mean every episode.

[@salmon_guts]

That goat is the calmest thing in the room

[@wesyouknow4649]

The fact that Brandon still has the butter butt is why I love this channel

[@kelvinbloxham4324]

I was kind of wondering how much of the fridge it takes up

[@dvrkfae]

If he encases it in resin he can keep it forever

[@igotyournosehehe330]

Imagine he answers your comment like " you been watching my butt since the beginning of the video dude?"

[@woof5951]

BUTTer

[@Lin_lin_editz]

Ye

[@ish_pish]

everyone’s talking about the foil.. HE HAS A GOAT IN HIS KITCHEN.

[@hugeinjapan4635]

Wait .... you DON'T?!

[@ish_pish]

@@hugeinjapan4635 I USED TO BUT I LOST MY GOAT IT RAN AWAY

[@FoeNyxRising]

Living the dream tbh, I want a goat in my kitchen

[@xXMinKookieXx]

A goat in his kitchen just seems normal at this point

[@Colbini]

Dude you need to get with the times, get a goat in your kitchen

[@Weirdo_Kai.]

As a person who loves books.... HOW COULD YOU JUST DROP THAT BOOK CARELESSLY INTO THAT BOWL WHAT THE HECK-

[@Shadowhokage13]

It made me sad bc i love that series

[@finn_20]

Just watching you put the axe spray on launched me back to 5th grade when we had PE with the 6th graders. My school had to make a few rules saying you: 1. Couldn’t bring perfume/body spray 2. Could only bring deodorant 3. Any deodorant you wanted to put on, you had to go outside in a group with a teacher Everyone felt like we were suffocating in boy stench and testosterone. The guys would put so much on because they thought it made them hot when all it did was make girls wanna stay away from them so they could breathe😂

[@ericcortes9105]

Hahaha

[@reddeath5791]

I didn’t put body spray on during high school but I did put on cologne one day. A girl I’ve known for about a decade by that point grabbed me from behind just to smell what kind of cologne I was wearing

[@randomhuman2318]

I wish we had that rule in middle school, you couldn’t breath if you just walked NEAR the locker rooms it was so bad 😂

[@Epiidevvy]

Considering the complete insanity that Morphius is surrounded by, that is one chill goat.

[@LAvenus79]

Yes!!!

[@christian_farm_girl2120]

Most goats are naturally chil

[@hinakedragon8512]

@@christian_farm_girl2120 not the goats i have, they like to ram their heads into things

[@christian_farm_girl2120]

That's normal for goats to ram their heads into stuff, and I can promise you they doo regurgitate food from their stomachs to chew it up again, it's cool that you have goats too😊

[@christian_farm_girl2120]

Oh nevermind I thought you were talking about something haha, it just depends on the goat

[@iiseamonsterii9625]

“You can call me uncle dad… it’s complicated” -Brandon Farris

[@raisinqhell]

The start of uncle grandpa.....

[@iiseamonsterii9625]

@@raisinqhell the start of uncle great grandpa

[@meowmeowmeowwww_]

@@iiseamonsterii9625 i love your pfp omg

[@Garglicious]

Has anyone watched arrested development ? When buster goes Hey uncle dad 😭😭🤣🤣

[@iiseamonsterii9625]

@@meowmeowmeowwww_ thanks sugawara is my family

[@theyluvbay222]

i love how it said to cover all everything in foil and he covered everything BUT the ribs. 😂

[@tessastryker7663]

This is my absolute favorite video of yours! "Lest he get the strawberry again". I totally lost it at that point and we hadn't even gotten through the intro😂😂😂

[@experiment117a5]

Nobody: Brandon: *tin foils his entire kitchen* The neighbor next door: Jimmy he has done it again! Bless his heart.

[@preslielayne8553]

Yeah I’m a big fan

[@tiredlad4705]

*Thick Southern Accent* "Honey! Get the binoculars! That boy's at it again!!"

[@rat3022]

Lol

[@zellafae]

Does he have a train set?

[@experiment117a5]

@@tiredlad4705 Don't forget the popcorn and sweet tea!

[@aryllraelacsamana293]

the fact he got a real goat

[@ng-lr4vz]

The randomness of having leopard boots on the counter and a twilight book in the sink lmao

[@yohan2.098]

11:37 Garlic is often used as a natural supplement for goats and is believed to have a number of potential benefits. Some people use garlic as a natural dewormer, as it is thought to help control intestinal parasites in goats. Garlic may also help improve the immune system and prevent respiratory infections in goats. Additionally, garlic is sometimes used to improve the taste of feed and stimulate appetite in goats. However, it is important to note that garlic should not be the sole treatment for any health issue in goats. It should always be used in conjunction with proper veterinary care and a balanced diet. Additionally, too much garlic can be harmful to goats, so it should be used in moderation. It's always best to consult with a veterinarian before introducing any new supplement to your goats' diet.

[@user-jj4du7vn7n]

“Shoves head in freezer and dies” words from a very wise Brandon

[@the.real.slim.shady4]

I’m rewatching this and as I read this comment he said that lol 1:13

[@shadownyxiancat750]

10/10 would do it as well

[@therealrealisticraven]

That’s my favorite part

[@annasilvertongue]

Brandon has "Baby isn't sleeping through the night" eyes

[@teribirrell]

More “I opened my eyes in ketchup and sunscreen hot tub water” eyes. 😂

[@Karlicias]

Broo i agree he looks like he didnt get Enough sleep baby isnt easy to raise 🤷‍♂️

[@raylayaaaa]

@@Karlicias he’s a newborn of course his first few months are gonna be rough.

[@LiciaYoung]

@@teribirrell lol, Right? Too much waterplay in not water…

[@Karlicias]

@@raylayaaaa No shit thats what i said da fuck ?

[@kobibell4299]

6:09 the government at that moment: DANG IT, WE LOST HIS SIGNAL!

[@jodyshoneybee]

Me and my kids absolutely love your videos. My 4 yr old constantly laughs at your google translates videos. Also your baby is absolutely adorable 💙

[@chasehanyen4029]

For anyone that got offended by his foster care jokes as a foster kid myself I found them hilarious

[@that_one_mha_fan6312]

Yeah, Brandon is known to do that. Turn sad things into happy or funny

[@kingatlas5066]

Same here

[@WishyWashyMF]

same here

[@iwatchvidswithmydog8107]

As a kid currently in foster care I agree!

[@asukasato554]

@@iwatchvidswithmydog8107 i am a kid currently in foster and i was feeling sad untill i see some of his videos

[@lizzypeat-ross]

Morpheous: poops and pee's everywhere Gloria: (claps) can we keep him?!?!

[@abih-d9503]

Atleast we now know why she likes brandon.

[@unknownpasta8103]

At least it wa son tin foil?

[@fe1n4emi]

@@unknownpasta8103 there was no tinfoil when it fell…

[@OfficialShiggySimp]

LMAOidk why I put the emoji there, I just found it

[@Phantasmh]

@@OfficialShiggySimp how'd u get that emoji??

[@BrodieGameplays]

brandon does a wonderful impersonation of my sleep paralysis demon

[@ZuzuNoel]

*Original Pie Recipe (don't need to read):* For the crust: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Crush the cookies until they're fine crumbs. Pour the melted butter over the top and stir with a fork to combine. Press into a pie pan and bake until set, 5 to 7 minutes. Remove from the oven and allow to cool completely. For the filling: Beat the peanut butter with the cream cheese until smooth. Add the powdered sugar and beat until smooth. Add in the thawed whipped topping and beat until smooth, scraping the sides as needed. Pour the filling into the crust, evening out the top with a knife or spatula. Chill for at least an hour before serving. Cook’s Note Warning: This is ultra, ultra-rich. Cut small slivers-your guests will thank you! *Pie Recipe once translated:* He was buried in the skin. Preheat the oven to 350 ° C. Press until the bread is baked. Pour in the melted butter and mix with the crumbs. put in a cup and cook for 5-7 minutes, stirring occasionally. Remove from oven and dry completely. Add soil and salt to taste. Add flour and sugar and mix well. Add lamb if needed. Wipe with a cap in a spatula or spatula. Change clothes 1 hour before eating. the Chef says: PART. Big Little: Thank you, my friend.

[@meganrose5429]

This is probably the most chaotic "Google translate makes me food" episode Brandon has done yet and that's......saying something

[@kiruz9455]

Hell no watch google translate makes elotes

[@annavoerman9268]

That’s so true.

[@tfgrrl2042]

Well he does have a new baby, I'm surprised he's even awake.

[@meganrose5429]

@@tfgrrl2042 wait- he has another kid??? I havnt watched him jn a couple months but fr??

[@tfgrrl2042]

@@meganrose5429 yup he had a baby with his gf, they did a great job of keepin it on the dl. I didn't even realize she was pregnant.

[@elliekrut4303]

The council demands more collabs with the one known as Morpheus

[@skyshark1172]

I agree

[@melissaf1546]

Yes

[@ashleyshelley9774]

*Starbucks run with Morpheus* 🥺

[@samanthaziernik5055]

When I go to date night I now expect a goat and kitchen full of aluminum foil

[@aliyahbaker4161]

Imagine Gloria didn't know Brandon was filming today and came home to the kitchen covered in tinfoil and a goat in the kitchen....

[@Chom-Chom]

The council demands more video documentation in partnership with the one known as Morpheus

[@moro8772]

WE DEMAND IT!

[@Zoe_the_Introverted]

“Oh wow he tin-foiled his entire kitchen that has to be the craziest thing he’ll do in this video.” *brings in Goat named Morpheus* “… Spoke to soon.”

[@butterflyacres]

Having a goat in your kitchen isn’t crazy I do it all the time (I’m actually serious I have a baby goat living in the house plus the grown ones will come inside for captain crunch)

[@lanewhitaker277]

@@butterflyacres what kind of captain crunch? Regular or oops all berries?

[@butterflyacres]

@@lanewhitaker277 regular they also like saltine crackers and caramel popcorn I only gave them popcorn like twice though

[@groovynotgroovy6005]

Also in his newest video from today, he turned his room into a ball pit

[@masterPNDA1234]

Damn you spoke to soon? How is he doing?

[@jaxoncollectorcorner]

I can’t believe he brought a goat 🐐. This channel is so good and funny ❤

[@shifti7387]

Its like the title “is i ate the best burger ever” And the thumbnail is him with a cow

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

Noone: Not kelly: Not his scissors: Not even Kevin and his PICKLE: Brandon: covers the entire kitchen in tin foil, and proceeds to put a goat in it

[@Tuesday36]

DO NOT QUESTION LORD FARRIS!!! THIEN SHALL BE PUNISHED DEATH BY SHEEP

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

@@Tuesday36 OH GOD NO I DONT WANNA BE KNITTED TO DEATH

[@Tuesday36]

@@datgaydangernoodle1315 THEN PRAY TO LORD FARRIS TO NOT BE PUNISHED

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

@@Tuesday36 Oh lord farris, Please do not wool me to death for i have a family of goats who love me very much 🙏 thankyou

[@Tuesday36]

@@datgaydangernoodle1315 HMMMM NOT GOOD ENOUGH DEATH BY SHEEP

[@creaturekat6183]

I'm glad Brandon does these videos so I don't feel the need to destroy my own kitchen.

[@FoeNyxRising]

Speak for yourself, he inspires me to destroy my kitchen

[@renwarrenp5097]

I just can’t cook too well and the kitchen would be destroyed as soon as I walk in it- I’ve already broken 3 can openers by touching them when they worked before I did- had to get a mechanical one- thankfully it still works- surprised my mom could eat my salmon croquettes 💀

[@Zombiimel]

He inspires me to destroy stuff and record it and make it funny

[@hallieh]

4:52 the fact that i was yawning scares me

[@blockboy2295]

I’ve rewatched this videos like 5 times 😂 love the goat 🐐 and Gloria

[@siracha4244]

I wasn’t ready for the goat. Well played Brandon Farris

[@emilyroberts6582]

In the words of Daz Black: “someone needs to explain the GOAAAAT!”

[@tiredlad4705]

Lol. This is a far step from a beauty pageant.

[@elizabethfausti5846]

What episode does he say that

[@tiffanyfisher2043]

OMG A FELLOW DAZ STAN???

[@emilyroberts6582]

@@tiffanyfisher2043 HI FELLOW DAZZLER!!!

[@emilyroberts6582]

@@elizabethfausti5846 umm It’s one of the worst pageant mum’s videos. I can’t remember the exact name sorry

[@QuKun]

This man makes so much effort and this guy never stops making me laugh so hard, he should be known as youtube's most hilarious guy ever! fucking hell i love him

[@showjas8748]

The best part is that none of the things Brandon does surprises anyone, we are just in hysterics with a slight amount of concern for everyone involved🤣🤣🤣

[@balinesecat_3185]

I’m sorry I’m just imagining the vegan teacher dying right now…

[@amandahugnkiss]

I weirdly was too and it made me laugh even harder

[@kraequgold8297]

OMG YES LMAO

[@baller9real]

OMG>>>August the duck got me into watching a couple of her videos, and they're wack as hell! She called Gordon Ramsay Hitler!

[@xxluckyy13xx]

I’m 💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marcel_stern]

Brandon is safe from Alien radiation with all of that tinfoil

[@alphavasson5387]

He discovered a way to combat 5G!!! /j

[@rustybanana7962]

I’m surprised Brandon’s whole house isn’t covered in tin foil honestly lol

[@andrewpearle5562]

2:42 “ ~sigh~ i LoVe HeR sOoO mUcH”

[@mixy8056]

I love how Gloria has the same sense of humor as Brandon lol she's so funny

[@kamip5393]

Okay so I have to tell you, I work in a lab using live cells and every time I put them in the incubator I tell them they're going to do great... because of your Google translate videos

[@LiciaYoung]

🤣 yes!!!

[@shirleyward5887]

I love this so much! 😂💜

[@kamip5393]

@Plant life in Jen’s greenhouse I mean, your kid probably appreciates it more than my cells but yesss!

[@olivialees4194]

Thats awesome 😂

[@515prelude]

"Excuse me that's my rear end...what did you find in there that's crunchy??"

[@Rwaagss]

Brandon provides the perfect daily dose of crackhead chaotic. Love it here.

[@laineychildress3116]

Clicked on this faster than Brandon could get through the intro 😂

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

That wouldn't be hard on this video lol

[@ebbindodds3826]

Same

[@LiciaYoung]

I was waiting for this ever since his cleaner posted that he had a goat in the kitchen!

[@harry4life142]

Same

[@alexisgroves3540]

Same. It came out 3 hours ago…

[@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523]

brandon & goat: the dynamic duo we all needed

[@tiichanmartin]

On another note, I absolutely love your profile picture 💖

[@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523]

@@tiichanmartin ayyy thanks 😊

[@hocushenry3867]

Holy crap I know your profile picture and i absolutely love it bro

[@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523]

@@hocushenry3867 my dude, yalls made my day, thenk and here's some cake 🍰🍰🍰

[@tiichanmartin]

@@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 no problem 😊

[@armyblinkforever7273]

How many rolls of tinfoil do we want to use in this video? Brandon: *yes*

[@user-lr4xo7sw1o]

The fact that he asked the goat of he was dead and how he followed directions perfectly tho

[@heatherdontcare]

This was everything!!!!! Gloria...."don't come home without the goat!" 😂 are you still in the apartment with the village children, Brandon? 😂

[@tasha4052]

I love that Gloria was so excited about the goat even though it was peeing everywhere 😂🤣💜🖤

[@assfucker6997]

It's a goat

[@misschanchan1290]

"It smells like high school angst" broooo i lost it xD

[@alphascreams]

20:31 NOOO THE POLICE DROVE BY WITH THE SIRENS AT THE PERFECT TIME AND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE VIDEO

[@sarah-pz5de]

i just can’t stop staring at his left eye and trying to tell if it’s bloodshot or not

[@humaymammadova4564]

I'm surprised that Brandon didn't take the opportunity to say that he "smells like teen spirit" makes me angry👺

[@the.real.slim.shady4]

It looks like it.

[@MikoMilo449]

@@humaymammadova4564 someone said that

[@Ihateyoudealwithit]

He has a popped blood vessel it's completely normal and it won't hurt him!

[@pinkandblue5754]

i can’t stop staring at this eye too

[@KandixKoatedxBatz]

‘What did you find there that was crunchy?!’ Took me out

[@jisterix7696]

i like how Morpheus is just standing in one spot in the entire video

[@anniemaher4608]

Google translate "cover ribs with tin foil" Brandon:covers everything in the kitchen with tin foil except the ribs

[@thefatsuccubus]

This is so obscure but Gloria saying "you sit next to me and I mean forever" is a quote from Louise in Bob's Burgers! "Nat, you sit next to me and I mean forever." I love Bob's and I love Gloria for quoting it!

[@jenna1714]

Brandon: calls MariaaGloriaa Also Brandon: “I need a goat, it’s for date night dinner”

[@mohammedabdullah6189]

Doesn’t matter how old u r this guy will always make u laugh

[@jaylynbabin4358]

“ Uncle dad …….. ITS COMPLICATED “

[@Iredseptember]

I need “what did you find in there that was crunchy” on a shirt with a outline of Brandon and Morpheus 😂😂😂

[@user-qp8uo5wy6g]

OMG me to!

[@gracebringans5913]

Twilight wasn’t the best series but it still hurt my soul to see a new book be destroyed… it shook me to my core, but worth it for one of Brandon’s videos.

[@Sparkler2020]

FINALLY SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT IT I just about died inside when he put it in the sauce😩😩😩

[@bfester3453]

I audibly gasped and shuddered. Why would you do that to a book??

[@ninadeschryver1795]

MY EYES WENT O-O

[@kennadanyelle8749]

Sameeee

[@gurgirl0884]

I'm not gonna lie, I screamed out brandons name like a mom scolding her child. 😂🤣😅😅😅

[@Lmao8764]

He works so hard for his KZbin channel it’s insane

[@dazmatazz]

He missed the biggest opportunity asking the goat named Morpheus if he wanted to pick the nonexistent spoon at 20:10

[@angelpear219]

Aiden reminds me so much of Lixian. Brandon, Aiden, you're both beautiful and perfectly insane humans, do not ever change that

[@aidensoave2105]

♥️♥️♥️

[@toodeadtodie186]

yessssss.😂

[@7-11gasstation]

Lol

[@stevierudolph2944]

Farris, you have activated my boyfriend’s Siri speaker and she has set a timer for 23 hours. Now she wont let me turn it off. 😂 I might have to thank you for this unintentional prank or leave the state and change my name.

[@LAvenus79]

LOL!

[@boltgaming9323]

oh my god thats hilarious

[@KaiXXRoyal113]

I love how he is probably reading something and then says I dunno how to read lol

[@cammie_444]

Why am I just now realizing how much of a gem his profile picture is 😂

[@soshiangel90]

I swear I love how much you guys just gel with your humor. Gloria just going along with it all honestly just makes it even more funny. Also, she is already such a mom being super impressed at poopies

[@goblinpopcorn1367]

I should hope so, her oldest is like 6 or 7 iirc

[@angelhunter1901]

@@goblinpopcorn1367 i was thinking that

[@obamabinboolin8128]

How can one dislike. this is Brandon Farris he’s the funniest guy out there in my opinion

[@dragonstoryteller2940]

Those who dislike the video get death by sheep

[@emilyroberts6582]

It’s all the vegans I bet

[@obamabinboolin8128]

@@emilyroberts6582 bet

[@Hollsbeauty]

Him and daz games

[@nicolebryant2752]

He sends me directly into a wheeze-laugh every time😆

[@the.real.slim.shady4]

“Open your mouth” Brando- I mean Lord, I can’t! I’m chewing! I must not be rude to my lord!

[@cannibalbananas]

Love Morpheus 😍 Also your new chrome kitchen is looking nice, Brandon 👍

[@amandasheaffer5861]

My 7-year-old: Mommy, what's he doing? Me: Cooking 7: Why is his house covered in that umm.. tin foil? Me: Because he's Brandon. 😂

[@susansewall6632]

thats when your 7 year old now thinks that EVERY person named Brandon does this to their house now... that would be my sons logic

[@amandasheaffer5861]

@@susansewall6632 Bahahhahaa! My Son normally watches Brandon with me. He just wasn't really paying attention this time. He is familiar with Brandon's shenanigans.

[@Demeza16]

Brandon as an adult: **Has the energy to tin foil his whole kitchen** Me as a kid who should have endless energy: **Too lazy to to press space bar on my keyboard**

[@grapie9809]

Ok but like,e yes and I love your six pfp so much 😍

[@Demeza16]

@@grapie9809 aww thnx

[@Demeza16]

@@grapie9809 I've subbed btw

[@grapie9809]

@@Demeza16 wait really awwwww your so sweet idc that I don't know you I loves you so kind I'm subbing to

[@Demeza16]

@@grapie9809 thx so much :) I'm happy!

[@foureyedpossum4613]

0:41 how the fuck did he talk so casually with that strawberry on standby in there ready to be launched

[@Dreaded-Flower]

was your wife always crazy like you or did you make her like this? you two are amazing

[@syco9154]

Every kid would love brandon as a teacher, cuz no one would have to do work

[@deltaforcefemboy6374]

That or he would bring random crap into the school and be like this is my goat Morpheus and now we make a KZbin video

[@i.love.britin]

Brandon: *sprays axe on for 7 minutes* Me: “ok that’s pretty normal.” Brandon: *puts on meat* Me: umm 😳

[@LAvenus79]

LOL!

[@angelhunter1901]

he's also put fabreeze on chicken

[@Deadlad69]

OMG I FORGOT THAT HE SPRAYED AXE ON THE MEEEEEEAT! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 THATS SO GROSS!

[@chronicbackpain6047]

My dad: Commits several acts of violence in locations of California to Boston . Me: *sighs*

[@獾]

that goat looks so confused

[@tylerbator890]

7:34 “idonknohowtoread😀”

[@thekraftykorner4189]

As they bite the ribs: remembers the axe spray he sprayed on them

[@lowryfamily06fe]

Literally all I could think about. Axe is nasty in general. I don’t even want to imagine eating it. 😂

[@Tommy-421]

"You're a goat" Thanks brandon, thought it was a child

[@simp6170]

Glatt

[@Tommy-421]

@@simp6170 yes, g l a t t

[@andrijana6]

I love how goat just stands there 🥺

[@aaronplaysftw5802]

3:40, i can literally smell your axe anarchy smell through the phone 😂