"I was going to make chicken tacos later, but you know what? I still am!" Gloria wins all the prizes
@cassandramartinez70505 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@chloejenkins60055 жыл бұрын
That got me 😂😂
@juleecavazos89855 жыл бұрын
Your neighbors are probably like “Brandon’s making another video again.. SMH”
@hazeltifiaeh61965 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SexiKittenFox5 жыл бұрын
I laughed way harder than i wanted to
@cassandramartinez70505 жыл бұрын
😂
@user-it4xk8ce2c5 жыл бұрын
This made me happy inside😂
@Jennylee2875 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LiveLaughLove64875 жыл бұрын
"I have never made mole, you probably couldnt tell by my complexion..." 😂😂😂
@cassandramartinez70505 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@miadepalma70394 жыл бұрын
Another great quote is “I’m gonna take these fresh natural THiGHS even though I’m a chicken BOOB Person”
@meat_doughnuts34575 жыл бұрын
" I aTe aLL tHe cHoColAte! YoU tOoK tOo lOnG!" Lol same
@siegesgaming51635 жыл бұрын
You need a fire alarm that turns off when you yell "IM JUST COOKING!!!"
@chivarneyseris78525 жыл бұрын
Chris Johnson hehe me too! 😂😂😂
@cannibalbananas5 жыл бұрын
Mine has a button for that purpose. 😅
@Ocean-blvd.5 жыл бұрын
What if your food catches fire and your house burns down with everyone in it because no one knew there was fire... 😂😂😂😂
@cannibalbananas5 жыл бұрын
@@Ocean-blvd. Excellent point. On a serious note... the button on mine is like a snooze. It does go off again if I don't fix the issue, i.e. open a window, but I don't know how long it snoozes. Never timed it.
@vanessascalf78055 жыл бұрын
I need that so bad! Ours is wired to the house so when one goes off they all go off.
@sm0l_kiwi715 жыл бұрын
Smoke detector: BEEP BEEP BEEP! Everybody: *Uses a tea towel to fan the air*
@Dutchyman5 жыл бұрын
Everybody?
@sm0l_kiwi715 жыл бұрын
@@Dutchyman yes everybody
@Wooozy5 жыл бұрын
@@sm0l_kiwi71 tbh when I was growing up, it was either tea towels or the dinner trays
@sm0l_kiwi715 жыл бұрын
@@Wooozy Using the first thing you could find 😅
@Beeryy935 жыл бұрын
Joris van Dijk I want to know what you use if not a tea towel?
@catherinecarmon5495 жыл бұрын
Now Brandon the fire alarm is not a good substitute for a good timer. Food should be done before that particular alarm goes off hehehe
@ashleijaaron5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@tylerg65115 жыл бұрын
Not all food but yeah
@mbecca72225 жыл бұрын
Ron white!
@cassandramartinez70505 жыл бұрын
😂
@birdman92904 жыл бұрын
Ron "tater salad" White
@Jennoriafly5 жыл бұрын
"Authentic Mexican girlfriend" I almost died! 😂😂😂😂
@montanaricci41825 жыл бұрын
“I’m a chicken boob person.” I will forever use this when ordering chicken now lol
@deannawheeler43625 жыл бұрын
Thighs!! 😉😉😉
@marcusluster90895 жыл бұрын
There's a fried chicken restaurant in my town, they have a "two tit dinner" that's how you order it, if you don't they know you aren't a regular customer lol
@mrssarystew5 жыл бұрын
I really snort laughed at him saying that.
@mommabear46605 жыл бұрын
I had to rewatch it like 3 times cause I wasn’t sure I heard him correctly 😂
@yeettime83264 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@user-it4xk8ce2c5 жыл бұрын
Not only is my water boiling but so is my house😂😂💙💙💙 this is why I love you.
@cassandramartinez70505 жыл бұрын
😂😛
@user-it4xk8ce2c5 жыл бұрын
Makes killing sound** quietly yells* “ahhh”. I love you brandon💙💙💙💙
@jacielash58555 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 your my favorite ‘high fives fire alarm “you did good” 😂😂😂🚨🚨
@irenerucker60005 жыл бұрын
Gloria: why didnt u make rice Brandon: she didnt tell me to make rice Gloria editing: she mention rice at end😒...he had time to make rice
@fatcat_84843 жыл бұрын
Gloria doesn't edit his vids, its either him or his editer which isn't Gloria
@maddogmadison63792 жыл бұрын
@@fatcat_8484 I think at this point it was when they still edited their own videos and Gloria did edit some of it. Plus they do if Aiden cant.
@alligaytor42535 жыл бұрын
Brandon, you made *authentic* chicken mole, gave it to your *authentic* Mexican girlfriend, all while wearing an *authentic* shirt? Your shirt had the word “authentic” on it.
@cannibalbananas5 жыл бұрын
Good eye. I went back to see after you pointed it out.
@aidanpfielsticker114 жыл бұрын
He has a love hate relationship with all his smoke detectors 😂😂😂
@robbiebrownvox3 жыл бұрын
4:26 that is one of my ABSOLUTE pet peeves with cooking tutorials. When a dish is traditionally *always* served with a specific thing on the side, it may as well be included in the tutorial.
@brandiibear98405 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I freaking lost it when he slid into the camera 🤣🤣 omg are you okay Brandon??
@maryclisham70215 жыл бұрын
Autumn is so cute! I was giggling like a silly fool at the end of your video.
@HighFaeofWhiteWine5 жыл бұрын
Love how respectful you are yet super hilarious in these videos. Mexican approved! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
Brandon: "waves to the boob tube" Me: falls off the chair.
@JasRz5 жыл бұрын
Foaming why is my chicken foaming at the mouth 🤣🤣
@ivyrose53934 жыл бұрын
Your really pretty
@lovelyhumanbeing2613 жыл бұрын
@@ivyrose5393 You're*
@sarahdierflinger13875 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, I love Autumn's reaction. And her back to school haircut. Super cute.
@caylaf.93265 жыл бұрын
"you go him"😂. Brandon is the best ❤️
@bigbabylucas15025 жыл бұрын
Omg I love you!!!... Omg your like me when there is music I just dance.. Keep up the good work.. Keep smiling.. Keep laughing... Keep dancing... And keep panicking when there is a beep.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sugakookieandtea70695 жыл бұрын
Your name has bts :)
@setbet33605 жыл бұрын
Pleeeeeeease do a video making enchiladas!!!! These are my favorite videos of yours
@team.edward5 жыл бұрын
YeS I love enchiladas! (Had to look up on google how to spell it 😓
@margray31525 жыл бұрын
@Ashlyn Hylton boy oh boy do I have a video for you
@meganbrady2805 жыл бұрын
He deff has one. It's hilarious.
@fartnugget96645 жыл бұрын
@Sarah Spieth What if I told you, he has already made tamales! >:3 I love proving people im so sorr-
@team.edward5 жыл бұрын
@Ashlyn Hylton Lol
@ariestheaadel32524 жыл бұрын
"your's is so watery" "mine's arnold schwarzenegger thicc" me: ohh that's THICC
@tiffanycassia4 жыл бұрын
I thought he said the n-word
@pennab2 жыл бұрын
@@tiffanycassia he did, but not intentionally it’s just how he pronounced it
@meganforster89125 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh you waving from the ground killed me 😂😂😂
@brutallybritney5 жыл бұрын
Sitting here at work laugh-crying for the "Moleeeeeee! Oooooh, I made a mess..." 😂
@imykayleigh30794 жыл бұрын
“ that’s it?” “Dnnn ooop I dropped the chicken” Lolll 😂🤣😂🤣
@amyez93145 жыл бұрын
They really need to make a smoke detector that turns off when you yell “I’m just cooking!”
@angelaknight84055 жыл бұрын
Hey from Arkansas. I love your videos. It’s how I start my day everyday. Keep up the amazing work😄
@jenkristaatkins44145 жыл бұрын
Angela Knight same
@jenkristaatkins44145 жыл бұрын
We are like the Arkansas commentaries
@taijahrobinson2345 жыл бұрын
I was literally just binge watching Brandon’s channel lol 😂
@allisynolds645 жыл бұрын
Taijah Robinson true
@dannyperalez76545 жыл бұрын
The fact that there is already 2 dislikes show's that there are haters and trolls. This is a good just like all of the videos you make
@longestfuneralever5 жыл бұрын
Danny Peralez people are allowed to not like things
@dannyperalez76545 жыл бұрын
@@longestfuneralever I agree but it is passive aggressive to dislike a video especially like this one. It's not a political or controversial. It's a fun video.
@axdreamxrillo75274 жыл бұрын
1:06 his hands went "↗️↖️↙️↘️↕️↪️↩️⬇️⬆️➡️" HAHAHAHAH I LOVE BRANDON Brandon 2020. 😭😂
@ernestosilva64445 жыл бұрын
“No time for mindless banter! My ethnicity is on the line!😫” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kxlie_46855 жыл бұрын
-Autumn dabs- Me: *_ALRIGHT EVERYBODY WE NEED AN AUTUMN PROTECTION SQUAD ASAP_*
@JacksenRose5 жыл бұрын
*salutes* Reporting For Duty!
@the_one_and_only_gem7135 жыл бұрын
Brandon thanks for always putting a smile on our faces!. God bless, ~Dolores~
@mrthumb35794 жыл бұрын
"The chicken of Nazareth" I am dying and we aren't even 3 minutes in 😂😂😂😂
@Lily-zz5zl4 жыл бұрын
“Not only is my water boiling but so is my house.” Brandon Ferris - 2020
@lauramcgurk94935 жыл бұрын
i’ve never clicked faster in my life 😱😱😱😂👍
@makiyalewis91775 жыл бұрын
Laura McGurk facts
@tanyaforan59485 жыл бұрын
Same
@mollymeyer28985 жыл бұрын
Laura McGurk omfg same
@TheCathomas875 жыл бұрын
Hey Brandon! I never heard of mole before lol but now I have! Love ur videos! Never stop making them!
@jessicariley12595 жыл бұрын
The best remedy when I've got a migraine! Love your videos brandon never fail to make me smile
@BrittyTaylor5 жыл бұрын
"I think she's a vegetarian, we'll tell her its tofu" Ily Brandon 💕😂😂😂
@hazeltifiaeh61965 жыл бұрын
I wonder how poor Zelda handled the smoke detector. Also I love how extra Autumn is. She clearly learned it from Brandon. 🤣🤣🤣
@pipersolaveres99943 жыл бұрын
I literally love that you have a daughter. Ur so silly. Warms my heart c:
@ameliakeens22565 жыл бұрын
Note to self never watch Brandon at night when ur supposed to be asleep
@miacottrell-bone31804 жыл бұрын
*Drops Chicken* *Bends Down* *Video says Hi* *Brandon's hand pops up and waves to the video*
@demonictelevision94275 жыл бұрын
Chicken of Nazareth!! 😂😂😂 It needs to be a shirt! 🤣
@jjtheflerkin60165 жыл бұрын
Omd🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 watching Brandon spaz around the house trying to get the smoke alarm to turn off and then proceed to run into the counter, my morning- no, my WEEK has been made. Thank you for the gift of you being you, Brandon. Love you!!!!!!
@nikkinaildit5 жыл бұрын
I feel like the thermometer was only stuck into the water and not into a chicken. I could be wrong.
@abiigonzalez0145 жыл бұрын
“ If I’ve learn anything , it’s to save these jars.” Am dying 🤣🤣 u are officially part of the Mexican fam ... Hugs Brandon ❤️
@inadawson15535 жыл бұрын
“this is where my culinary profession kicks in....i screwed up”💀😂
@j-j89843 жыл бұрын
Note to self: don't have this playing while sleeping, you will wake up in a panic because of the fire alarm
@teaunamartinez92445 жыл бұрын
You and food are an amazing yet terrifying mix 😂 I love you videos none the less
@chukob55 жыл бұрын
Teauna Martinez lol he didn’t wash the chicken
@mfzb09125 жыл бұрын
You guys have an awesome family, we like watching these together. Keep it up Brandon
@joeybarrelwilde5 жыл бұрын
I was taught to cook like a chief. I was always taught that meat on the expiration date when you cook it, get it really hot for a long time, cool on counter, refrigerate, keep no more than 3 days afterwards.
@joshrhodes14135 жыл бұрын
I love this guy!!! Always making videos and just having a good ole time doing so! You’re videos are wonderful my dude! Keep up the good work and also you should start a cooking show cuz somehow you seem to make really good food (based on your reactions and your gfs reactions) but always make it look like they’re gonna be awful tasting foods! Love the videos my dude!
@santiagovillanueva52875 жыл бұрын
“Not only is my water boiling but so is my house” 😂😂🤣
@kariiphillips49005 жыл бұрын
You have become a Sunday morning ritual for me and my kids. We eagerly await your videos and then binge watch your channel for hours lol. Thank you for bringing joy and laughter to our day!
@roz_p_designz8235 жыл бұрын
LOVE YOUR VIDEOS you are such an incredible man! Your videos make me laugh and always cheer me up xx
@marilyntoscano76824 жыл бұрын
"This is GOOD, no ones here" Thanks for this video, the most comical Ive seen in years on Maestro KZbin haha
@collinlatham90395 жыл бұрын
“Thank you Gordon yours looks delicious”
@natashagowers683110 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 he said Excuse me, take that 🙏back 😂😂😂
@giovannasingh35175 жыл бұрын
Brandon you didn’t wash your chicken😭 also the “moleeeee, oh I made a mess” I was dying
@littlerebelrocket39765 жыл бұрын
Omg I thought I was the pnly one who noticed he didnt clean his chicken. It disturbed me so much
@littlerebelrocket39765 жыл бұрын
@Thunder Rhododendron is dangerous for me to clean my chicken oh you nasty nasty
@heathercook29154 жыл бұрын
You guys WASH YOUR CHICKEN?!
@abbiebonbon5 жыл бұрын
haven’t had mole since my grandmother passed away. i will never taste a mole as good as hers.❤️ this video made me remember her & miss her cooking more❤️ thank you Brandon
@emmasides65885 жыл бұрын
Omg ive never been this early in my life🤣 Brandon, you make my life a whole lot better. You make me laugh every single time I watch ur vids!🤣💕
@MonicaH285 жыл бұрын
As a Hispanic, I am very proud that you learned to save the jars!!! 😂
@keiraoconnor82115 жыл бұрын
Hi Brandon! I love your videos, you always brighten my day
@emmatallant75985 жыл бұрын
his reaction to the alarm going off everytime made me lose it omfg
@raythepotato87685 жыл бұрын
My mind: hmm imma watch Brandon cook some stuff! Video: here’s an ad: “hi I’m Gordon Ramsay”
@viviangarcia867534 жыл бұрын
0:06 the dying chicken noise. Lol i died😂
@honeynibbles41755 жыл бұрын
Hi Brandon! Ilysm! Your so inspiring and very funny keep doing what your doing! 💖
@justabirdsittingonthesidew90585 жыл бұрын
Brandon attacking his smoke alarm for 2 minutes straight
@ashleymcnaughton82025 жыл бұрын
“that’s a synonoun!” lmao i cant
@MrsJHarrington2 жыл бұрын
Brandon you make me laugh, you totally rock buddy! 😅😅😅😅
@Jess-mv7ci5 жыл бұрын
your so underrated like wtf
@michellemcdonald39785 жыл бұрын
Jear Desus everytime I watch I laugh til I cannot breath 🙀 you are so hilarious 😂 I look forward to your videos everyday! I learned the hard way DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING WHILST WATCHING BRANDON FARRIS ! Lest everything gets sprayed around me lol ! thank u for all the laughter you bring to us
@imaqtpi835 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else scream “turn on the ceiling fan”?
@heidiyoule67215 жыл бұрын
Lol love the fact that we not only share the same first name, but we had the same comment!!!
@claudiam9625 жыл бұрын
I love how Otoño loves you!! The three of you are so adorable!!!
@BirdNotBee5 жыл бұрын
Maria: I was gonna make chicken tacos for dinner, and I still am
@kailey69365 жыл бұрын
Wait. I absolutely love your videos and you are an inspiration to me everyday, and most likely to many, many, many others. Love you!!!!!
@TenseRainbow5 жыл бұрын
Brandon, who is Morgan B? Does Gloria know? Does Kelly?!?!
@yuso.b8545 жыл бұрын
These types of videos make me so much happier than I was before I watched it. You’re awesome dude x
@mariabeltran26395 жыл бұрын
Love you! Just came from watching Gloria’s video
@macpapamurphys73215 жыл бұрын
Maria Beltran same!
@kristapryor65545 жыл бұрын
I think you did great. How sweet you all are. Makes my heart skip a beat. Love all the love you guys have. Amazing couple. And amazing daughter. Beautiful like her mom. Love you and hugs 🖤💜🤟🦄🤗🤣
@ss-yr7ec5 жыл бұрын
Ohhh come on I just got the notification 🤦♀️ I wanted to be early but I will watch anyways cause its Brandon 😂💜
@alanaduran90453 жыл бұрын
"If I've learned anything I know to save these jars"🤣 you learned well lmao
@AddyT054 жыл бұрын
And that’s how you start a house fire 🔥
@StaceyBooksandCrafts5 жыл бұрын
OMG when he started dancing...and then the fire alarm started...lid flies off - "mole!" I am dying over here. 😂😂😂😂😂
@lillianayers80755 жыл бұрын
Use me as an I love Brandon Farris button
@sigridlovely95634 жыл бұрын
“Go me. I’m proud of I. Good job you. You go him.” Me pepping myself in the mirror..
@penny45673 жыл бұрын
3:00 anyone else hear that scream tho??
@moogles-zw1uv5 жыл бұрын
Brandon you are the only person I am subscribed to that has my whole entire notification page full!!! Also you are super duper funny and you make my day!
@emmabrown21295 жыл бұрын
I love you so much I follow u on tik tok and u Are so funny 😂 ❤️
@jaysamanthabarnes76435 жыл бұрын
Seriously can't get enough of your videos. I watch you so much my five year old son seen a guy yesterday at the courthouse that looked similar to you and pointed and very loudly asked me if that was they guy I watch on KZbin! 😂 Wish it was but unfortunately we live in Kentucky! 😁
@sunshinechan49635 жыл бұрын
THIS CAUGHT MY ATTENTION FAAAAST
@caboosemisuse5 жыл бұрын
"I was going to make chicken tacos for dinner, but you know what, I still am" Maria kills me lmfaoooo
@aarynjohnson4024 жыл бұрын
Did no one else notice how the camera shifted at 1:41 it like slightly goes downing