THADDEUS VS NOISE MARINES

[@Baldermort]

Sorry this one is just narrative. I couldn’t hold a book to do a quote or a big piece. Crippling back ache. This was all I could do. Apologies. Lots of pain and heat are the reason for any errors. Hopefully I’ll be better next week. Sorry.

[@mr.raider7865]

No worries chief, this was great and don't worry about uploads worry about getting better.

[@jacksona4919]

I read that twice as “crippling back acne” and got very confused

[@allennfla420]

Start feeling better soon my Brother

[@WolfingtonStanley]

As a fellow sufferer of the bastard back take plenty of rest mixed with beer

[@amw5288]

Oh Baldermort. This is definately enough. You have to take it easy and have fun too.

[@fakechemicals]

Of course Tarquinus was fated to be a hero, he had a sword in his neck and still blew a raspberry at the psychopaths that put it there.

[@bplup6419]

Noise Marine: *THX SOUND EFFECT*

[@Cynocehali]

Somebody should make a video. Would be epic for sure

[@shadowfire246]

"Uh a peice of paper I put there I guess" I about lost my head when you threw that in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@INSANESUICIDE]

Can you put that in context for me so I can understand?

[@shadowfire246]

@@INSANESUICIDE in one of the earlier parts of this story the inquisitor pins the paper... magic spell.... warp fuckery nonsense whatever you want to call it to her tongue taping into her ability as a psyker. I remember her not being a massive fan of the idea. What it actually did I cant exactly remember without going back and trying to find which videos the story was apart of.

[@INSANESUICIDE]

@@shadowfire246 thank you

[@Colonel_Overkill]

@@INSANESUICIDE personal protection field and noise marine videos. Also it was pretty damn stuck as it was stuck to her tongue by means of a large nail, and no she was not very keen on the idea lol.

[@RamBam3000]

Clearly we should label Thaddeus and Tarquinus “The Transformers” since both are so much more than meets the eye.This is brilliant.

[@ImperialCommissarRikart]

I came as soon as I heard the call!

[@fritzvoss5263]

Spongmarine noisebob: i am ready, i am ready, i am ready, ... Thaddäus: "angry imperial noises"

[@ThizOne]

Spongemarine NoiseBob VS Old Poppa Plankton is a cartoon series that I need to see 😆

[@mostlyjovial6177]

I've been waiting for this conclusion for "84 years"! Lol Well done Baldermort. You have once again proven your writing skills are on par with the wonderful writers of the black library.

[@TechPriestCharlie]

I very much so agree! If he wrote books, I'm sure they would be on par with the work of Dan Abnett and the Gaunt's Ghosts series. I don't say that lightly either, seeing as he is my favorite author and he wrote my favorite series. I've read the first omnibus 14 times 😅

[@Valouge69]

I would LOVE to hear the continuation of this story

[@RamC002]

I am speechless. This is beyond a shadow of a doubt the best story and storytelling I've ever heard! Forget lure do more storytelling!

[@georgesulea]

Absolutely Cool. 1. I hope your back gets better soon, I, too suffer from back difficulties, so I understand. 2. Great story:) 3. And you, good Chronicler, shall now be known as...THE Baldermort, Lord High Chronicler, first of your line.

[@kennethmatlock9710]

Baldermort, First of His Name, Speaker of Legends, Khal of the Vast Wide Web and Father of Stories. :P

[@deathtopeta]

Another peice of content hot off the press! Baldy legion assemble!

[@anonymous_5748]

Did you intend to have a biblical allusion to the name thaddeus, because his name means courage and that sums up inquisitors fighting demons perfectly

[@tc5620]

Honestly I thought it was Thaddeus from DoW II for a while

[@l.douglasfisher2097]

2 days I had waited for the time and air to be able to hear this. More than hear, but feel the moment. Listen to each word as they resound in my mind. Not just to be background noise. This was the crescendo of a long awaited experience. My patience rewarded, I will return to my day as each moment plays out in careful motion in my head. Examined in painstaking detail till I can see the very moment before me that someone blew a raspberry in the 42nd millennium. No one saw that coming.

[@Baldermort]

Lol. Sorry. Had to do it. ;).

[@l.douglasfisher2097]

@@Baldermort And it was perfect

[@altoshark]

The best part of waking up is seeing a new upload from you, I hope you feel better, and I look forward to your next one.

[@TheSatyrblue]

Ah... Such a wonderful voice to hear. That was so very satisfying my friend. Thank you again for all you do for us your humble gentle listeners. Get that back in better condition brother Baldy. We are still in need of your amazing voice in these trying times.

[@MrAvengerofEarth]

You have said it !!!!!

[@davidamendez7263]

This reminds me of Eisenhorn novels. In that Eisenhorn gets his ass kicked but he always manages to kick a little more ass than he receives. This has the makings of a great novel. You do us all a disservice if you don’t. High praises brother!

[@logansbt586]

Just sat down with a wee whiskey to paint some Indomitus Marines when I got this notification. Great timing Sir! Great vid too, love the tone.

[@CHKNFNGRZ]

The last time I was this early, the Emperor still strode the galaxy. Many thanks, brother Baldermort.

[@Schlynn]

Huge thank you for listing the first parts of the story at the start of the video. Makes it easier for newer viewers like me to go back and catch up!

[@Baldermort]

I will be creating play lists and compilations in the very near future. Sorry it’s not always been easy. Definitely working on it. :)

[@Werrf1]

This is wonderful! Thank you again for all that you do for us, Storyteller.

[@320466]

That ole thaddeus up to his tricks, wonderful narrative it was.... FUN*

[@ehayden001]

By the Emperor, this is some of my favorite content! As always enthralling from start to finish, and completely brilliant. Well done Baldermort!

[@Baldermort]

Thanks brother Hayden. A lot. )

[@jamesvowell291]

Is it wrong I can imagine the noise marines screaming "I wanna rock!" Vis a vis an eighties hair metal band?

[@harmlessratz7151]

only if u leave out them headbangning

[@mostlyjovial6177]

@@harmlessratz7151 I feel they headbang... in a more uncomfortable manner

[@elrondorio]

April Wine - "The Nature of the Beast" (how appropriate!)

[@Burkutace27]

I imagine them blasting Knife Party.

[@axelmilan4292]

This is now my head-canon for them

[@utlor24601]

Loved hearing the background on why he would be so willing to dump so many resources on the kid, great story. While I did not vote for it, I enjoyed hearing how you described Thaddeus pulling some Grade A cheese to save the boy.

[@daverage4729]

Even with a sore back and in pain, Baldemort delivers quality. Bravo sir. Worthy of the stamina of an Ultrasmurf! Hope that back improves soon. Its been a great saga. :)

[@Vicious..]

Look forward to the next part of the story. Thanks.

[@PURPLECATDUDE7734]

I’ve always considered the noise marines to be a rather silly concept but you’ve succeeded in making them appropriately terrifying

[@thetalantonx]

Brother Baldermort, By the Emperor, this has to be one of your best. You more than lived up to the threads of plot left by your previous videos, and that you were so able to follow through on *your* story while in such great pain is an inspiration. Pacing was impeccable, world building solid, Chekov's Geas paid off, Prodigious Psion Returned (spelling intentionally stretched). Stopping now so that my praise doesn't go from effusive to refusive. Be well and rest up!

[@Baldermort]

Thanks a million brother. Hoping to stretch us a bit ready for the big campaign at Abundance Tertius. Wish me luck! :)

[@maraisvisser9311]

Probably the channel that singlehandedly got me into 40k lore... Thank you and keep up the good work

[@matthewhalsan6459]

Gotta love you stories, always original and entertaining.

[@prof.pestilence7018]

This was fun thank you.

[@davebowman9000]

*Screams in Cliffhanger* Brother, another magnificent story. I hope you write more of them in the future! Love them and consider it a pity they don't have books worth of stories

[@IronCow8]

This reminds of the "we are one" story about an inquisitor chasing an alpha legionare. Aborderprince has a great video on it.

[@Baldermort]

Retrìca abp is very good at what he does. :).

[@rickconnolly5006]

Yeah I love that one. Sums up the Alpha Legion perfectly...

[@Sophie-h5b]

EPIC story telling as always!!! I hope you feel better. Godspeed gentle story teller.

[@judgedreddthelaw3418]

Perfect way to start the weekend after a hot week working in the Florida sun! 😄 Bless the beloved Baldermort! Baldie, you need to really need to be the official voice of Black Library!

[@jamesf3871]

Thaddeus Pulled a Fast One! Or Two. Or Three. Very well done! I enjoyed the tying together of some earlier adventures, like with the Sensei, in his introduction.

[@raptorjetz]

I am in LOVE with your readings! The lore, the writing and that god-emperor blessed sexy voice!

[@leandrobravo3319]

Oh this has been worth waiting! So happy, the storry goes on for this particular little group. I love, how you portrait the characters throughout this story and your narration is just great! Thank you very much for this fabulous entertainment tonight.

[@michaellively6467]

I'm really enjoying the continuing story. I really like the story's with more than one part. Thank you very much. I would like some videos on Guant's Ghosts please. and thanks for all the work your putting into this. Although I don"t play the "game" I've read a ton of the books, so I know a lot of lore and I find this channel to be the best 40K channel I've found so far.

[@drewaperture6017]

Baldermort never feel bad for giving us another of your fantastic stories, despite what you've said in the past, your STORIES are what keeps bringing me back to this channel, the lore is great, i love that too, but the thing that makes your channel so SPECIAL is the stories you craft for us almost every time.... that and my god your voice is like velvet

[@Baldermort]

Thank you brother. I’ll try to beat that in mind. Sometimes I just want to bash out a story not lore. I do try to blend them where I can. I do so love the little attempts at glimpses into the world of the Grimdark. But I’ve got to remember it’s a lore channel for new players. :). Thanks for all of your support brother. Means the world. :)

[@drewaperture6017]

@@Baldermort while, yes it is a Lore channel for new fans (i don't play due to cash issues, but i love the universe) i'm certain many of us would agree, we could love to hear your stories, your mind's journey, so to speak, through the Grimdark, as you somehow manage to shine a light in it with just your passion! for instance, the tale of the marine who lost his favorite tank, that moved me to a tear, and i'd guess i would not stand alone there. of course, keep the lore, it's why we all came, and it's always delivered fantastically, but, if i may be so bold to suggest, perhaps on the occasion, when your mind is flowing and the creativity soars, regale us with a pure tale, as all the lore is great, but it truly SOARS and shows it's splendor with a wider world around it, and honestly? i crave to know what happened to the planetary Governor who was saved by the Catachan Jungle Fighters from the Genestealer, and the threat that faced him so great that Krieg would be needed too

[@Baldermort]

Drew Aperture I totally get you brother. Ok. I will bear all of this in mind. Abundance Tertius is kicking off soon, I promise. And hopefully we can make a damn fine fist of a pure narrative. Bit nervous, but got to try eh? As you say, hopefully the story will be strong enough to carry the event. :).

[@drewaperture6017]

@@Baldermort you're a legend, always remember that, i have learnt more about this gloriously dark realm from you than anywhere else, and i'd not have it any other way

[@cyberbeep5187]

I don't even care if there is no lore :) I'm grateful you've uploaded. Thank you Brother Baldermort, your faithful service is truly a boon to the warhammer community

[@cyberbeep5187]

update: FINISHED IT AND AAAAAAAAH MAN THIS ONE WAS EPIC

[@BohdanKaiba]

Love the story and I loved the idea of a name being passed down from inquisitor to inquisitor. Looking forward to the next part!

[@-Thunder-Warrior-]

"One of us in your retinue would do you credit, Thaddeus, if you or your Sensei could find a way to keep us from the grave a while longer, we still serve Him. It is the thunder, it is the lightning. Still, I'm glad your boy survived, the lad does you credit."

[@The_Party_Man]

Bmort I love that you did the continued series portion at the start. Makes it easier to playlist them all. Love the work dude

[@Baldermort]

I’ll tidy up the playlists real soon. Sorry brother. :)

[@yahdahayasharahla4402]

Well done, well done ' Brother Baldermort, as expected a titillating meal"for the mind indeed. Stay strong in theses grim dark times.

[@matthewdeleon382]

Get well soon brother Chaplin baldermort thank you for this tale

[@sairikv8350]

From the very depth of my soul i wish you well, dear voice of knowledge and entertainment, the mighty lord of lore, sire and uncle Baldemort. When filth from Nurgle cauldron spit forth upon our bodies, it is in mind we find salvation. So use the time of your suffering to perfect upon further narration, but dont forget to rest and heal. Thank you for your work. Your writing and narration are top notch. Can we hope to wait for your take on Saint Celestine? She is my favorite character in wh40k setting and rightfully deserves her own entry. And entry on 13 cursed black crusede would be nice. Sorry for requests, but where i from, there is a old saying - you have to answer to whom you tamed(sorry for crude translation). Anyway i wish you well, and cant wait for another video.

[@Jlnorman42]

I would be happy if you just did these narratives. The idea of the audience helping you craft the story is brilliant. We are truly blessed to have the pleasure.

[@PositiveVibesz]

Brother Blobimus, this is glorious, oh wait, I'm-! Proceeds to wear horse skull on face. Lovely video.

[@Pfasma5]

I love these stories. The characters are so alive and real!! So amazing!

[@Brokenskull102Games]

always worth stopping by, this was another fine installment.

[@Poena420]

Heres to Baldermort, the best servo skull in the entire Emperor-damned imperium!

[@NoTimeAllTime]

I love seeing this story progress! If you haven't written a book or don't it is a crime and if you aren't doing audio books that is a crime too!

[@sergiocrowe9848]

Loving this story, thanks for upload =]

[@jarl_winter]

If you had short stories I might just have to buy every single one in triplicate! Amazing work as always, brother, a chronicler to be hailed in our grim dark millennia.

[@alfredkabatay656]

I joined this beautiful Crusade when we we're only 10k strong. NOW, We reach the size of 58k. Loremaster Baldermort, I follow you just as Thaddeus is followed. The Emperor Protects.

[@Baldermort]

Thank you brother Kabatay. It’s a community effort, as you know. I’m only ever as good as the tips I receive from the great tribe we have gathering here. Constant improvement ya the goal. Small steps. :). Thank you for your support brother. Just remember you helped build this too eh? :)

[@Tiberon098]

Your videos are the best; the voice acting, the storytelling, all of it is just magnificent. I know you probably have a set list of videos, but could we maybe see a video of maybe the Flash Gitz, Storm Boyz, or the Killa Kanz and Deff Dreads?

[@frickinpeanuts3981]

Ahhh! I couldn’t wait to hear what happened! Another great story! I can’t wait to see how he’s rebuilt! Cybernetics here we come!!!

[@Baldermort]

Ohhhhh yrs. let’s upgrade boy a bit eh? :)

[@MarkATorres1989]

Came running as soon as I heard the call. Then chuckled as I heard the Raspberry towards the Noise Shakers. Time to put down these heretics!

[@emmanuelmorris7653]

Another great video! As someone who has bad back I feel your pain I hope you get better!

[@churlrockdude2127]

You are very good at this! What a fantastic talent (or skill) to create this with nothing but your voice!

[@bobolos23]

You my good Sir, are an artist! Love your work!

[@Baldermort]

Thanks brother. :) :)

[@MightyMadFish]

Perfect, I needed some quality listening material for tonight's painting sesh.

[@Baldermort]

Thank you brother. Hope the sesh went well. :)

[@MightyMadFish]

@@Baldermort I ended up doing some work on my cardboard version of the hobbyzone modular workshop. Quite a productive evening

[@paulhuston9991]

Glad you are back with another installment good sir orator. Worth waiting for as always

[@TechPriestCharlie]

This is even more epic than I could've imagine the continuation of the story! You should totally think of writing a book along these lines! I think you've definitely got a mind for this sort of narrative indeed and I would certainly read and/or listen to it. If you wrote books, I'm sure it would be on par with the work of Dan Abnett and the Gaunt's Ghosts series. I don't say that lightly either, seeing as he is my favorite author. I've read the first omnibus 14 times 😅I hope you feel better, too, by the way.

[@Ninjahbutter]

Outstanding. There isn’t anything else like this on KZbin or the interwebs. If you don’t already you should consider the RP games like Dungeons and dragons and the such. I think you would be an absolute amazing DM. Great end to a good week!

[@Baldermort]

Heh. Ahead of you in that one. Going to bring some sessions to the channel soon.

[@Ninjahbutter]

Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer niiiice

[@Reddotzebra]

So when Thaddeus pulls something out of his arse we find out he's got an entire armory in there. XD

[@ZiGGi03]

Smashed it again old friend ! Great video as always. Stay safe out their

[@wiibrockster]

This was perfect to listen too as I prepared my breakfast.

[@Duppyman695]

I love the sound of slaanesh in the morning !

[@mattturner8035]

i do hope you continue this particular narrative brother Baldermort I would love to find out what happens to Apprentice Tarconos

[@nerdikles]

MY. GOD. EMPORER. that was amazing. I have chills from the ending. Great work brother. I had no idea your stories were interconnecting.. whats next? White scars saving baneblades?!

[@cookiemathew1656]

This, this was great. Thank you.

[@memorion666]

I was waiting for this one for a long time.

[@scuffedwizard]

I was looking foward to this!

[@sciontempest1476]

Welcome back brother Baldermort. I hope your vacation was great

[@benjaminhansen1357]

Fantastic Brother! Another awesome story. 😁

[@kennystoner6485]

Yo I love this besides the awesome lore and CREAMY voice I come here mainly for the very immersive story’s

[@Baldermort]

Thanks brother Stoner. :) :)

[@kennystoner6485]

You made my day

[@samaepl]

At first I thought it will be an audio drama concerning assault marine Thaddeus from Dawn of War 2. Fire and fury brothers, cleanse the sub sector of xeno and chaos filth. JOIN THE AURELIAN CRUSADE!!!

[@chrisprescott2273]

1K likes 7 dislikes. My kind of odds eh brother? Man that was good. You tied together the prescient stories masterfully.

[@Baldermort]

Not bad at all, brother Prescott. Not bad. Glad people are enjoying my ramblings. Hope to improve over time. With your help as always. Thanks for always supporting brother. It is what we make of it. :)

[@Paladin-1]

🇦🇺🤓🇦🇺 Perfection as always Old Son 👌👌👌👌👌✊⚔

[@allennfla420]

Damn...im early for once...pure joy as usual Brother Baldy!

[@godsmote6719]

Simply awesome

[@lukeriley321]

I love these stories 😍

[@amw5288]

So the old man did have a few tricks in the old playbook after all? I figured as much. Love the idea of "Inquisitorial mantles". The idea of building a legacy of inquisitors to terrify the enemies of man is facinating. Maybe the Ordo Xenos could do this too to cause "The Yarrick effect" on orks? Make the orks believe there is an unkillable 'umie waaghboss and by the waaagh-field the inquisitor could improve their on prowess in battle. You wont mind if this will be my warlord?

[@Baldermort]

AMW it was just an idea that I thought sounded fun. Glad you liked it brother. :)

[@thebattlebro3090]

You do not disappoint! Excellent narrative!

[@sussyfallen2914]

“This is Thaddeus!” -Thaddeus

[@pearcefennell7445]

ThankYU brother Baldermort

[@Noisius]

Here come, here come, here come the Noise Marines!!

[@joevines3428]

Great as always.

[@cowdogg3085]

These seem to just get better and better!! 👍👍

[@chasedavison5023]

Brother baldermort has brought us another saga as always its awesome

[@mr.shorty5856]

Amazing as always!!!

[@trajanfidelis]

Our Faithful Servant returns! Praise the Emperor!

[@gamer65688]

Damn nice video, chief like damn

[@vhcsPT]

First of all, let me wish you a speedy recovery. No need to apologize, we can trade your back for my knee :) Second, amazing work as ever. Sometimes, less is more, and everyone deserves some time off..

[@brooklynkeith2877]

Baldermort this is still so cool watching this years later !! Fascinating 🤪

[@MrGeneralissimus]

13:56 Good damn. Those Hollywood quality sound effects. :D

[@Baldermort]

MrGeneralissimus sorry. I know. Reaching was difficult so I could not add effects. Apologies. Will do better when better.

[@MrGeneralissimus]

@@Baldermort I'm not mocking. You've made me laught.

[@Baldermort]

MrGeneralissimus oh, ok. Glad to hear it. I had hoped for sound effects you see. But they proved a bridge too far this time. Sorry. Back. :(

[@laukosthegoblin6168]

I'm wondering if there's any inspiration from the Vermintide Witch Hunter for your Thaddeus voice?

[@misone01]

Sometimes you just have to go for broke, and Thaddeus certainly broke the bank on this one. It takes a great deal of skill to write such a display of an Inquisitor pulling a hail mary out of his ass in such a way that it actually makes a good amount of logical sense. Pulling Tarquinus from the jaws of certain death certainly cost Thaddeus quite a few very expensive aces from up his sleeve; and the rest of the traitor squad still managed to escape.

[@Baldermort]

I’m hoping for a round two down the line. I don’t think either side thought it a good result. Heh. :)