Baldi's Basics PLUS

[@alex-sf8yh]

I love the fact that they need to put a "this is not educational software" warning on it. I really want to imagine that some 2nd grade teacher gave this to students without knowing a thing

[@arurramoon1965]

Students: *returns to school tramatized*

[@Ashlolz]

My 6 year old brother has the first game and my dad lets him because hes learning math and he never gets anywhere

[@pysxdxlic7502]

LAWSUIT

[@howtoknight]

@@Ashlolz that's definitly worth the ptsd

[@arurramoon1965]

Teacher: Okay class how was the summer? Students: *In pure fear*

[@nachoson9455]

The lockers are used against everyone except Baldi, you don’t get gummed, detention or sweeped.

[@trugemini6849]

can you hide from baldi in the locker by using the no squee?

[@AspieGirlArianaHale]

Yeah, you can definitely hide from Baldi in the locker. TBH, I don’t know what you mean by “no squee”, but I’m positive you don’t need items to do it. I’ve seen another KZbinr play this game (can’t remember who) & when they hid in the locker, Baldi went right past! I think it works as long as he doesn’t see you go in, though. I also recall the hallway flooding, but you can still use the locker during that (except I’m not 100% sure if it works every time)! Hope this helps! LOL. 😊🎮👌

[@notalive5479]

​@@AspieGirlArianaHale The locker makes noise, so I'm pretty sure in order for the locker to work you need 2 things. 1) to not get seen by Baldi, and 2) you need to have some item active that prevents Baldi from hearing you. Considering the situations where you'll want to use the locker though, it doesn't seem all too useful to have those kind of requirements.

[@XXxFortniteDaBestxXX]

no shit sherlock

[@zachcarter1053]

Pedro?

[@vivithemage9772]

"MY ASS CANNOT SUSTAIN THAT AMOUNT OF DAMAGE!!" That whole little part with fast Baldi was rediculous and hilarious.

[@greenpeppermint7518]

He’s just testing his bodies limits. No you didn’t play speedy to get whacked by Baldi‘s ruler because he’s a masochist.

[@gregthompson1177]

That's alot of damage

[@cinderare]

23:36

[@themetalkid0079]

Oof

[@sadtrash4623]

He literally sounded like a tazer 😂

[@abbycorlazzoli1649]

"That's too fast. My ass will not sustain that kind of damage, Baldi" Today's lesson is about the importance of context

[@goldensunnystar]

XD

[@Nugcon]

It's bad either way

[@anchovybushwack472]

@@Nugcon Evil is evil, Stregobor

[@kellenfox1463]

Oh God I didn't even hear him say that lmao

[@Dannyboi2462]

23:43

[@AngelTheProxy13]

Im not gonna lie, i laughed way harder than I should've when i heard Baldi slapping the ruler in speedy mode

[@halcyoniscool]

Yea

[@princettd9474]

I just spit out my coke when I heard it 200 LIKES THANK YOU ALL☺☺☺

[@adrianshippen4519]

Oh you mean the sound that comes from my parent’s bedroom when their wrestling?

[@cynthia-draws1012]

Im boutta see it

[@cynthia-draws1012]

oh god LELELELELELEL

[@marvinschrade9055]

the speedy baldy slaps sounded like he was using a ruler chainsaw

[@safin8760]

Jeez imagine getting spanked by ruler chainsaw

[@helenbierce5482]

How nostalgic

[@kiesharichenburg3792]

Helen Bierce HELEN :0

[@IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G]

Slap-o-matic

[@JK-ei7wr]

Baldi: The Clappening

[@combust__]

Baldi: *Talks* Mark: *Horrible flashbacks*

[@brycebrown3416]

Lmao

[@crimson5132]

*Vietnam flashbacks*

[@bulletgatgavin]

Truly

[@adamperry5794]

@@crimson5132 nam flashbacks

[@iamstuckunderthewater7415]

I saw this and was like shit

[@Baldilocks88]

In this game "Gotta sweep sweep sweep" is the sound of sanctuary

[@spinerend]

it can also be everything you hate since it can push you into baldi or baldi into you

[@walibite6115]

...And the sound of hell at the same time...

[@territoriesoflegreaterbrit8877]

Or death

[@NO1_CynFan]

@@walibite6115 Yes, especially when it's in the background constantly saying: "GOTTASWEEPSWEEPSWEPPGOTTASWEPSWEEPSWEP"

[@-___-___-___-___-]

Nostalgia 😌

[@Nocturnalgames-k7u]

Mark: "Hello everybody my name is Markipli- Baldi: No

[@DACARBOSS.]

@coolkid not really

[@xyzwrx5106]

@@DACARBOSS. yes really

[@SamStormer]

Looking cool joker

[@Blueflag04]

Markipli

[@Nocturnalgames-k7u]

I have done it (albeit a bit late)

[@torchson5771]

mark has a great singing voice when he’s terrified

[@sasharioslorkowski3155]

This quit literally made me laugh out loud...

[@dysxrez]

Check out his cover on Thinking out loud. Mark has adorable voice!

[@Tomobrawlstars]

Soo true

[@jasoncharman6902]

Yep

[@ayiza_h5081]

When

[@wasifsalam3080]

Mark: goes down the halls as the flash. Baldi: SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLPASLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP

[@loisosorio6904]

LMAO

[@joelolvera5025]

🤣

[@thewindwakinghero7423]

it's to fast to slap it's more slapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap

[@Kara_Bunnyy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FlamingFoxProd]

17:34 Ah yes, I too sing Opera when I'm scared for my life

[@onishojo9430]

He really hit that vibrato tho

[@HopePapernacky]

Yeah he’s such a good singer

[@cushyuu]

@YoungOasis "im smol bean uwu uwu uwu smol bean im so cutie uwu"

[@Ariel1039]

​@@cushyuuwtf

[@conch.7232]

This isn’t exactly what most people have in mind when they hear the words, “Camping Trip”.

[@MrFullCrumb01]

"Oh, oh, oh hi there!"

[@zephapep6368]

@@MrFullCrumb01 ?

[@rundoobug]

yes because i'm camping rn with solar panels and a wifi hotspot so i can confirm

[@HallowsNGallows]

LETS GO CAMPING LEMME TOUCH YA

[@moneyhoarder123]

*hear

[@duzziewuzzie4388]

Mark: *Selects speedy mode* Baldi: Your ass is now grass

[@simpatheticsimpulation5308]

Your grass is now ass

[@Anon.Armageddon]

Your Ass is Grass and I(Baldi) am the Lawn mower.

[@Doughyy736]

And my hand is the lawnmower

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

well, grass would have helped his stamina. So, it would prob be good for his ass to be made of grass. Infinite stamina.

[@user-sk6li2fl4y]

heapasssss

[@AX3LDR0WN3D]

Mark: "LET'S TRY SPEED MODE! " Mark when he hears baldis slapping: *instant regret*

[@folyobembay73]

I'm surprised this comment had no replies

[@isabellayoung9448]

Was that his ruler orrrr

[@_bean_3569]

@@isabellayoung9448 *the ruler. we shall not speak of such things*

[@greenpeppermint7518]

Even masochists have their limit

[@_smugmaster_4553]

@@isabellayoung9448 >_>

[@jania4375]

Him: *hides in locker* "he'll NEVER know..!!!" Baldi: 🙂📏✋🏻📏✋🏻📏✋🏻"

[@martins3942]

Mark🙂LLC IS A GOOD OF A OF A THE THE IS OFF OF THE IT AND I OF ALL OF US JHGJGF IYT IF I WAS

[@doggonimousdoggo6849]

@@martins3942 r/ihadastroke

[@drewskyyy]

@@martins3942 r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@derpy-furret4575]

I think the same thing is going on the road and will take a good look at this name XD and the pepperoni is a good thing (idk wat I'm saying)

[@rypyd1093]

@@derpy-furret4575 now, that is an example of r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@Winter5587]

The sadness in Mark’s voice when he couldn’t put his whole name in _”O-Oh…”_

[@judesliggoo]

It sounded more like a gasp of pain

[@coffeesc1875]

I know right!?

[@kivvivikki]

Markipl-eeeee

[@endiaweaver9415]

@@judesliggoo mo

[@Sebastian-se1fi]

That is so true.

[@ChrissGriffin2000]

Mark: Chooses speed mode Baldi: *Pulls out machine gun*

[@__amiaa]

Alexandra Dorizzi Omfg

[@azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700]

*Baldi:* "NOW IS COWARD-KILLING TIME!"

[@ohshoottre5262]

Everyone: man that is one fast ruler Baldi: **zips up pants** uh yeah, my ruler

[@_genova]

Oh Shoot Tre YOU DID NOT JUST- 💀

[@ChrissGriffin2000]

Oh Shoot Tre Baldi knows how to do it right

[@warpey5632]

Mark: **gets in locker** _He'll never know._ Baldy a few seconds later: *(⊙⊙)*

[@samuelbutton7185]

Baldi: So anyway, I started flashin

[@wiizzaard3152]

Samuel Button i didn’t expect to get that-

[@turt8560]

👁👃🏻👁 👄

[@whytho591]

@@turt8560 👁 👁 👃 _

[@turt8560]

@@whytho591 👁 👁 👃 ー

[@just_spencer6179]

Mark: Hello everybody, my name is markiplier an- Baldi: *steals the god damn intro*

[@kellenfox1463]

Baldi the intro thief

[@kellenfox1463]

@Tomato Sauce thaaaaaat's me!

[@andromeda9360]

Mark: *Chooses speedy mode* Baldi: *Your free trial of living has ended*

[@meatboy7484]

Lol

[@ecmc1504]

*Existence for markipli has expired*

[@HypnoticHydronic]

This comment needs more likes.

[@lowreslireas]

Baldi: *automatic paint machinegun noises with ruler*

[@nihaaligo8561]

Hi 👋

[@nerdomatic2489]

This is how you identify Markiplier: "I was trying to put the tape in the thing then it didn't go in the thing then I did wasn't able get"

[@lenz4062]

Best comment I ever saw that I can remember! 10/10 This is how you would identify me: *Nothing*

[@eliramon420]

I love your profile picture so much! Ah the memories

[@wearenotundone]

speech 0

[@miguelvelazquez4735]

This is so accurate, I can see an arrow heading towards your head...

[@thenotsoemogod5185]

I got a stroke reading this 🤣🤣🤣

[@protagonistical]

Mark: *gets scared* Also Mark: *launches his opera career*

[@itz_hannachan8354]

Lol

[@MrPurple70707]

XD

[@yawningdoggo3106]

True but funny 😂😂

[@PrimalAspid96]

I saw this comment when he started😂

[@FlamingFoxProd]

BaldEEEEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEE

[@TheDarksaphira]

I just love that everyone's reaction to this game is just a constant 'what?' It's like it's a collective fever dream!

[@claspedwings]

mark: no baldi you can't be programmed to go this fasttt baldi: haha stick go drrrrrrrrr

[@clownjuice4617]

dRrrR

[@bruh-hh3kk]

drrrr

[@namename10]

drrrrr

[@kiiimsooora]

stick go drrr 😭

[@tacosdecabeza]

Prrrrt

[@wiltedwoods]

I love how Markiplier is just like “Waiddaminute”

[@ActuallyPandora]

Mark: let’s try speed mode! Baldis ruler: *machine gun noises* Edit: bruh am I reading that like number correctly 2.4K!?

[@6_angie_9]

The best comment i’ve ever seen XD

[@MoonHeroz]

Loool

[@yourcousinthrocky]

Me watching this without headphones:.. Baldi: *LOUD AND FAST SMACKING NOISES* My grandpa: oh god... Me: OH GOD GRANDPA NO My grandpa: *WWII flash backs*

[@batcat4260]

@@yourcousinthrocky 😂

[@ahmadgievan6413]

AC130 BEHIND YOU!!!

[@Digital_RabbitHole]

Teacher: " Don't worry everyone, the test is not that hard! " The smart kid during the test: 23:37

[@martins3942]

AAAAAAAAA? OH AND OF I AM A I AM THE BEST

[@rer_5111]

Relatable

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

The Rest Have Died Of Severe Brain Damage

[@The-Omega-Blade]

"Let's try speed mode!" Baldi: *Prepare thine buttocks*

[@tweepawt9400]

I liked your comment from the context you put it in. Have thine like.

[@kinglark1398]

thou asscheeks shall be battered harder than brick

[@UWUmasterPowell]

@@kinglark1398 XD

[@amarama7654]

@@colbyallman how great *you* art

[@dumbartist864]

*Imma smac you!*

[@westleywill3877]

The bully didn't just take Mark's sticks, he took a whole *TREE* from his pockets

[@SommerSen]

How the hell did he fit the tree in the first place

[@cinnclair5068]

Thatvs actually the tree he hides with. Watching the camping trip update, you'll notice a tree moving- thatvs the bully trying to steal your sticks

[@jafie4787]

Mark: *starts the speedy challenge and runs around for a bit* Baldi: *mega slap noises appear and get closer* Mark: AHHHHHHHH

[@holdthephonexylophone]

That’s too fast! My ASS will not susTAIN that kind of DAMage, BalDI!!

[@ProjexOfficial]

R.I.P. Mark's bum

[@thundershock3750]

Baldi: It's ass blasting time

[@riddlemefish6217]

Don't be scared, Baldi is only 2 feet tall according to the title screen

[@kellenfox1463]

Slender baldi

[@emeraldadventurer254]

Unless it's a custom ruler and those are feet. Or worse... Meters...

[@wah--]

That's just as horrifying 😭

[@shogunpug4071]

"I want those sticks~" "Noooo my stiiiicks" Top 10 anime betrayals

[@harmacist6623]

Mark: "I wanna try the speedy one cuz I think it'll be ridiculous." *Baldi: "S A Y N O M O R E !"*

[@genalynpalencia1022]

Lol

[@XChoco_ChibiX]

Baldi:(frantically slaps ruler)

[@helvetejegfakkesove8381]

15:32 he opened the door for him! what a gentleman mark is! very nice👍

[@spiritravenheart1335]

Mark: "why would I want to go near the vacation bus it has no purpose." me: "if only you knew Mark... if only you knew..." seriously though the vacation bus is generally a good idea as it has high chance to give items on return to the school, the higher the score the more and better items you get, to a cap of 3 items that are all very useful, varying from the door lock to soda and energy bars Lockers are only to avoid hazards (the plane, sweeper, and the gum spitting guy)it's absolutely useless against Baldi. math rooms give books and last time I saw this game, the math teacher comes and gets you, wanting you back in the exact same class in a set amount of time, don't know what occurs if you don't make it though. fog makes it harder for everyone to see, and flooding creates whirlpools that can warp you to another point in the map

[@rainyzzz_1235]

EVERYONE LIKE SO MARK CAN SEE

[@nuhthan]

The Gum Spitting guy Is named B e a n s. No joke. But good job, Hope Mark Sees this.

[@biggboi8009]

The math teacher starts yelling and chases you down and you can’t avoid her if you don’t make it on time

[@NadellaVasishta]

I've seen other youtubers' playthrough where Baldi passes right in front the player hidden in the locker not noticing them.. 8bitryan had the luck of that in one of his videos..

[@darkmeraldpvp6531]

You used one of your drawing as profile pic noice Also mine ofc

[@coffeesc1875]

My name is M-A-R-K-I-P-L-I- *O-Ooh-* This made me laugh harder than it should have

[@sixelakeller5377]

i love how his voice got super deep

[@coffeesc1875]

Like it's not already deep to begin with-

[@sixelakeller5377]

SupremeCaffeine true lol but it was the deepest i’ve ever heard him talk

[@gabeandwalterpodcasts1866]

Mark: *gets two quarters* Baldi: COMERE BOY Mark: MY QUARTERS

[@Josh-dy5uf]

Lol

[@kennyvincent7171]

I smell quarters

[@gabeandwalterpodcasts1866]

@@koi1299 what's the point of anything right now

[@ismellguilt4732]

The Combo Breaker ‘‘tis not 2012 shall you never say lol

[@TheRottenCorpseMan]

@@kennyvincent7171 AHHHHHH-

[@borbleborb4586]

“So long as mr dude doesn’t come swinging through the trees with a tree on his head” -Markiplier 2020

[@kellenfox1463]

Lmao

[@NicheNobody]

“I’m almost tubed out” *totally tubular*

[@iloveobbiesxd]

o k . .

[@No-yr9rs]

I sustained brain damage reading that

[@Itz-Slonk]

No way the vid was playing and he said that exactly when I read it

[@TinyLadyKris]

"oh wow i am so fast!" *hears baldi's slapping* "OH GOD I'M NOT FAST ENOUGH!"

[@SCP--gr3pd]

22:30 marks baldi sound

[@NikemanBOOM]

Mark: *hears machinegun ruler slapping* Also mark: *terrified squirrel noises*

[@Kektus1]

lame meme format, bruh

[@miguelvelazquez4735]

@@Kektus1 And?

[@dabestcouldnt5116]

Miguel Velazquez it’s boring and overused.

[@bruhmoment5042]

Also also mark: I'M NOT A PUSSY

[@alizemumma5591]

@@dabestcouldnt5116 and?

[@spectifyydev]

13:40 MY STICKS *Proceeds to transcend the universe in anger*

[@topadoku]

*Bully proceeds to have a tree float over him using telekinesis*

[@gabbyh8145]

When mark screamed in speedy mode, all I could think of is that spongebob meme where sandy is chasing them with a lasso

[@Lupa737]

"Hi Baldi, I have made no progress since last we spoke" had me reeling

[@perihangamze238]

Since I am supposed to study rn, that point got me heavily

[@ninifofini]

🎣

[@json379]

Mark: plays Baldis Basics Everyone: R E T U R N O F T H E K I N G

[@wkshusiwnb2h27w7ww]

Jacob! Evie! May the creed guide you, you vagrants!

[@TheComicKid_]

I aM ThE KInG oF FiVe NigHTS aT FrEdDyS!

[@Mattlexic]

2:20-2:22: "Is iss-ih, is it go?" -Mark “Markiplier” Fischbach 2020

[@bluelfsuma]

Baldi's mouth still flapping when he's done talking reminds me of New Horizons, because characters often do the same thing *Blathers.*

[@coemcoem7070]

New Horizons: episode 1of Object show '87 or?

[@meleileen2960]

@@coemcoem7070 Animal Crossing New Horizons

[@miamicra1836]

🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏

[@Hollarite]

I'd be scared too if there was a guy chasing me with a ruler.

[@pekachu2260]

Especially if they are coming for my back at the speed of sound XD

[@laganjaestranja6352]

Yes, hit me with your yardstick Zaddy Baldi.

[@gabisampira8221]

Lol

[@thunkernoodle9967]

Eeeeeeeeeeeee

[@kiesharichenburg3792]

Laganja Estranja Uh-

[@lukeogregory]

Everyone - “The teacher doesn’t talk that fast” *Baldi, the teacher -*

[@Marshmellow3387]

XD TRUE

[@Sebastian-se1fi]

I can only agree to that.

[@uperton6422]

I have to ask you a question, what does the heart next to your name mean??

[@beelzebub5844]

@@uperton6422 there member

[@uperton6422]

Narutoeo E of what

[@dogsareawesome9197]

"Lets try speedy mode" -Famous last words

[@Speber]

Markiplier king of horror games and many more. He has returned to this foresaken place.

[@rans0mware]

But one must ask, will he win this battle? For his foe has gained more strenght than he had before.

[@stardusk9739]

I consider both of you really cool and awesome--

[@FeeIRG]

Mark has grown stronger as well, trained by sensei Ethan.

[@Speber]

@@rans0mware im not sure but if mark falls he will come back stronger.

[@chris09423]

People should tell mark to play THE FOREST 💯💯💯💯💯

[@tofana0]

Mark: *hears slapping sound* Mark: *vietnam flashbacks*

[@bluegem2622]

When I was a kid I was too poor to afford Vietnam flashbacks 😂

[@Mekz_]

He had way too much spankings a second... RIP mark, idk - this year

[@tofana0]

Bluegem262 this is immaculate

[@bluegem2622]

@@tofana0 thank you 😂

[@tofana0]

Bluegem262 ur welcome mate

[@princeofduccs]

For anyone wondering about these newer characters: Beans(the kid that looks really odd):Apparently he tries to impress you by spitting gum or something like that, it can hit Baldi but it can hit you as well and make you go slower, though it is nice of him to apologize afterward Chalkles:Now I've only watched two gameplay videos on this character so be free to tell me that I'm wrong on this one because I probably am, anyway this guy is a face that appears on chalkboards, if you're in the same room as him he will then start to make mischief and lock you in a room(I'm not sure if he does other things, also I really am surprised on how many times Mark didn't even notice him when he walked past this creepy chalk creature) Mrs.Pomp(aka my sleep paralysis demon):Now I know she wasn't in this video but I thought it would be nice to at least include her in, she is another teacher and will ask you to be at her class in a few minutes, you can find her class using a map, once you're in her class you solve a simple math question and that's it, if you're late to her class...well let's just say she isn't too happy Also I wonder where Playtime and First Prize are, maybe this is just demo or they're in another part of the game

[@Fluffimation]

1st prize got removed and playtime is in Floor 3

[@zudiiahill2256]

For the chalkboard character, if you go just near him, then he locks you in. If you are in the same room, as long as you don’t go near him, then you’ll be fine :)

[@taitrahedron]

Chalkles actually spawns in almost every blue door room when he's one of the characters in the round, but he doesn't attack unless you stay inside for too long. Also Playtime is in the game, she just happens to be pretty rare, and First Prize isn't in yet due to complications with his movement in the randomized levels, but he will be added later.

[@dweezildee]

@@Fluffimation Oh no, 1st prize was my favorite character :'(

[@blitewoods]

chris canning did he? i thought you just got different characters for each rotation of floors?

[@wyldegirlgamer8746]

17:03 scared me so bad I jumped and nearly dropped my device as well as having a sore ear at the end of the video 😂

[@iceninja1997]

Mark: Got the sticks Bully: Taking your sticks to make a tree Mark:NoOoOoOoO

[@riisiio]

Didn’t anyone tell Baldi that quarantine is a thing? Get this man zoom on his computer...

[@DangItsDan_]

Baldi's Basics in Education and Quarantine

[@SuperStarlena]

@@DangItsDan_ Baldi: Thaaaaat's me!

[@arsenatorr]

We shall educate this man

[@hananshanti5491]

It's nice to know that a lot of people know zoom.

[@theeguy9022]

*proceeds to spank laptop with ruler*

[@yike_ss]

23:08 when Baldi *actually* breaks your kneecaps

[@danielmclatchie2053]

Do you wanna keep the grappling hook, or do you wanna keep your kneecaps?

[@TheRottenCorpseMan]

@@danielmclatchie2053 well you broke my kneecaps already so I'm keeping the grappling hook. That's why I cant move

[@whyislifeathing5237]

Other KZbinrs when they are about to die: I AM S C R E W E D Mark: starts singing historically

[@ryansullivan3085]

Baldi: *Be sure to check the controls* Mark: *Doesn't even consider checking the controls even though there might be new stuff*

[@legendaryo9237]

Ladies and gentlemen. Performing with an opera piece called *"OOOOAAAHHHH!!!* we have...Markiplier! 17:34

[@springyard20xx42]

Beautiful Voice

[@6th_Duo]

Lmao

[@LemonLime_All_TheTime]

What a masterpiece...

[@skebapplejefferiso308]

*Applauds*

[@alanscottjr2650]

*Encore*🌹

[@chandereyan5793]

Me: ***drops my pretzel sticks*** Eh, it's okay.... My mind: 13:41 - 13:49 The mind reader who overheard me: 14:30

[@jake-fj2zi]

Underrated comment XD

[@luckani3320]

Omg, I haven't laughed like this in a long time, holy crap.

[@magicdawn1973]

this is the best comment ever

[@IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G]

This comment Is the (PIN)acle of comedy. (IT) is amazing. Good job using (MARK)s video!

[@faithalford7808]

i laughed for 5 minutes straight XD

[@ButterfingersTC1973]

13:44 made me cry in real life mark because those noises make me think you were crying😭😭😭😭

[@caseed]

My notifications: Markiplier: Baldi’s basics PLUS Me: **Flashbacks of Mark’s eternal screaming**

[@seviathanirwan3397]

The anniversary update...@-@

[@Gosperella26]

do do do do do do do do

[@Rebekah-xk8de]

same

[@mikemodern9491]

Lol

[@bensarnoski65]

Me, sees title, also me, "I'm about to watch a man scream like he's being murdered"

[@Smileandwavelol]

Mark: YTP, is that KZbin Points? Me, remembering my YTP days: Ah, pingas

[@colarowlet6775]

Don't forget the sus jokes.

[@cringegoddesssky3538]

PINGUS

[@pamwise3078]

PINGAS

[@xxapollo69xx40]

BECAUSE KZbin IS, WHERE THE POOP IS.

[@chucke.cheese2569]

*Editing characters to say swear words*

[@Luffypuff]

dirty chalk eraser: *exists* dirty chalk: *nervous quivering*

[@nil7201]

So what if both are covered in cave dust and bat feces

[@skullprincess8744]

Cave beast with internet what-

[@brittanypumpkin]

The fact that Mark left the school out of fear to go on the field trip and when he got back was still thrown in detention, will always be hilarious to me🤣

[@aquarius155]

Mark: *sings when he's nervous and in danger*

[@skinniestpuma]

Coping skills 😎

[@Asura92817]

Ended A Career who gives a shit its impossible to find an original comment

[@TheSpy149]

SOMETHING IS DRIPPING DOWN THE HALL

[@TheSpy149]

OR JUCIY FLESH FRUIT OR MAYBR THEY WILL STUFF ME IN A FAZBEAR SUIT! HIT THE LIGHTS SEAL THE DOOR!

[@skinniestpuma]

@@Asura92817 I think you totally misunderstood me. I wrote "coping skills" not "copying skills". I think you know the word "cope". "Coping" is the present participle of that word. So, please understand something well before getting angry. 😊

[@daisyisntcool]

i love how mark and matpat both referred “ytp’s” as “youtube points”

[@blue_fireakaomarellis5729]

Same

[@boybluemusic4654]

I instantly thought of KZbin Poops

[@lowheadvarney158]

@@boybluemusic4654 I think that's what they were going for...

[@texticks]

@@lowheadvarney158 the points are "you thought points" but i wouldn't be surprised if they went with that just so they could use that acronym.

[@juulpod]

i’m glad i’m not the only one that thought of that

[@UnluckyCheese]

Mark: *starts his intro* Baldi: *interrupts* Mark: *existential crisis* Edit: oh my god thank you all ◉3◉ ❤️

[@RalphAquino-n5b]

Lmao

[@niga3]

I love how the likes of this comment go up everytime you refresh

[@midoriaomori6685]

The mouth tho 😂

[@kristinebernadettedaelo6220]

Imagine Baldi's mouth is shooting gumballs.

[@zeextor1159]

“I didn’t breath that whole time”

[@Superbee218]

When you come back, consider revisiting this game. It has been considerably fleshed out since this video.

[@cofagrigusfan24]

fun fact, you can actually tell how far Baldi is away from you, from his face in the bottom right corner happy = close thinking = far way

[@figmentedphantom3368]

But at like 15:30 baldi was right next to him and it had the thinking face

[@KaiaBrodbecker]

Thinking face - Baldi hears you, but can't find out where you are. Smiling face - Baldi hears you and knows where you are. Run.

[@fredbearbutters5609]

@@KaiaBrodbeckerthe smiling face is right, the thinking face is when Baldi hears a second sound somewhere else before investigating the first sound.

[@Gustf2]

@@fredbearbutters5609this is correct

[@nullbodymusic]

You've gotta play more of this, there's a new teacher character you haven't seen yet who's pretty terrifying, and the grappling hook mode is hilarious

[@tedinthemicrowave]

Mrs. Pomp?

[@qwertyqqwweerrttyy9755]

@mood. I like your pfp of zim people who know of invader zim are so hard to find know a days

[@alissavann639]

Mark: my a** with not sustain that damage!! Unus annus: bet-

[@arielle1244]

He's a masochist

[@mysdemoon3316]

Definitely a masochists

[@ace.texaco6774]

Baldi's mouth at the beginning: *I...AM...SPEED.*

[@zscAncaster]

Mark, I want to remind you that the Henry Stickmin Collection is coming out on August 7th. It features all 6 of the Stickmin games remastered, and 1 new game that's 3 times as long. Since you really liked those games and since Fleeing the Complex is one of your top 10 most viewed videos, i really want you to play the remastered games as well as the new one!

[@moxi1125]

Yes..... *_STICKMIN_*

[@sillygooselol2757]

Omg yessssss

[@ziqi92]

Puffball probably will gave mark steam early access

[@hainzofelps626]

*H E N R E Y S T I C C M I N N*

[@innocentduck788]

yes i been waiting for this

[@thefoogle]

Mark: hello everybody my name is - Baldi: Y O U M A Y N O T S P E A K

[@apfox4040]

Lol

[@MasterMygrane]

Baldi interrupting the intro like a pro.

[@deiussdelmundo9503]

"No, no don't gum me bro... This is, my no gum zone..."

[@krisgeno8049]

Why i read gum as cum?

[@GarbageHomo]

@@krisgeno8049 i diagnoise you with gay

[@2halliom]

@@krisgeno8049 ok

[@kokodust7396]

@@krisgeno8049 Idk

[@dankdragonfly]

My turtle ate my chicken nuggets and I’m so mad

[@galielkarmi995]

17:35 when your music teacher gives you homework

[@JayRain]

Baldi: *dead meme from 2018* Markiplier: i'm about to revive this man's whole career

[@nonbituary]

Baldi isn't a meme, it's a game. nor is it THAT dead, but, err.. go off.

[@Sunflowerp3bbles]

@@whackywill5979 go back to reddit everyone knows it's a joke

[@nonbituary]

@@whackywill5979 bruh how is that not getting the joke? I literally got the joke, just thought justice had to be done for the game. But, if you wanna act like a "kek reddit normie Keane wholesome moment" edgelord and assume such bullshit.. go off.

[@emc448]

@@whackywill5979 You're not funny.

[@fungusonus]

@@whackywill5979 reddit is cringe

[@teeheemoxx]

When mark goes into the blue locker, baldi *_literally has a seizure_*

[@clownjuice4617]

leT ME INNNNNNNN-

[@teeheemoxx]

OMG WHERE THE HEK DID THESE LIKES COME FROM 😳😳😳

[@pedrohuichapa239]

Bully: I want those sticks Mark: has a seizure Me: laughing because instead of taking the sticks he took a whole damn tree

[@thegoldenstation9723]

I think that's the tree the bully hides in to ambush the player

[@texticks]

@@thegoldenstation9723 correct, but pedro's explanation is way funnier.

[@pedrohuichapa239]

Thx never had this many likes

[@bwaindead5539]

Mark: I'm pretty good at what i do The Bully: *I want those **_stickickickickickickickickickickickickicks_*

[@tvao9010]

23:40 - New masochist idea. “Seeing how much my body can handle Baldi’s ultra fast slapping”

[@hauntedheartss]

Sounds like something mark would do.

[@ceru147]

NOT a Masochist

[@hauntedheartss]

@CherryPi of course not a masochist! He just wants to see if he can handle the pain, lol.

[@ogdegenerate7369]

Q U I C K M A T H S

[@ramennoodles471]

I got this new anime plot-

[@MarloSoBalJr]

Mark chooses *Speedy* mode Baldi: "There was once a fish named Mark who swam too fast upstream"

[@8regret199]

Wheres the time stamp?

[@dimitris5866]

@@8regret199 Time stamp of what? The speedy mode? Its about close to the end of the video.

[@jordanyu1035]

Markiplier: Let's try Stealthy Mode (5 seconds later) Principal of the Things: No sneaking into school after hours. 15 seconds. Detention for you. When will you learn?

[@flamingphoenix3202]

How do you even do stealth in this game?

[@flamingphoenix3202]

@I'm Self Aware maybe he sends you to Baldi...

[@r.e.m.02]

"No sneaking into school after hours in the halls"

[@fatyoshi1456]

Who would sneak into school?

[@donttreadonme123]

@@fatyoshi1456 school shooters?idk

[@riomo4076]

"Girls tend to stutter around people they like." Girls around me: 0:18

[@martins3942]

Mark🤔HAS LG HAS THE OF THE OF OF THE OF THE OUT OUT OF POT

[@rejoicingfakepriest201]

Jack: "I wanna take a break for a month." Mark: "Haha Baldi--"

[@Luffypuff]

mark: the ass slapping hasn't started yet so I assume everything is cool baldi: *wrong*

[@deivedux9342]

No matter how many times I rewatch this video, the 17:00 keeps making me jump so high. I'm not even the type to be scared in games...

[@seekingtheking4098]

Baldi: Welcome to my schoolhouse! Mark: *Vietnam War Flashbacks*

[@jelfishery]

Lmao

[@hyperslime166]

Mark: MY A** WILL NOT SUSTAIN THAT AMOUT OF DAMAGE!! Me: *Laughing at the sentence and then noticing how fast Baldi is smacking his ruler*

[@VibeyViberson]

69 likes 😏

[@mustardman9178]

What is wrong with all the retarded kids in markiplier comments No one cares how you reacted to the video

[@darksparkyshark430]

@@mustardman9178 that's just what KZbin transformed into. All comments must contain COLONS, verbatim dialogue from the video and/or at least one emoji.

[@artameti55]

Longest Schlong Yes, you are special. Now stop commenting about being a special and unique person because you have a special mind. Yes, very special.

[@grayskyee]

Wow, you used a slur to call out someone making a comment on a Markiplier video, you’re so quirky and original!

[@nickharper8682]

Sounded like Mark was trying to sing the big show’s theme.

[@smd544]

I thought the exact same thing

[@E_The_Dragon]

23:37 the sound of pure terror

[@michaelbreaux2095]

I feel like Baldi’s Basics is the personification of the Stonks guy if he was a video game.

[@rooeykamishiro]

*M E T H S*

[@catatomic4376]

Did you know stinks means a constant bombardment of artillery or a moarter

[@icelotx1665]

Mark: You want to see me suffer more just let me know Me: YES

[@grimreaper2680]

23:36 the genuine fear on Mark's face says it all how scary it was I lost my shit laughing at that it was so funny the last part was hilarious

[@omni_mtb3210]

Its so true

[@notacouchpotato4372]

Markiplier: One of few KZbinrs who can make you chuckle just by changing the webcam zoom.

[@Lawrenz-cz5cp]

Mark: Chooses Speed Mode Baldi: so you have chosen quickie death

[@mr.badatgames1122]

Mark: "I did the boots, whatever that means" Dora:

[@toyfreddyfazbear8095]

oh no

[@iteratedofficial]

Hold Up

[@bluebunanimates6590]

Ohh noooo

[@isaacsstuff]

O-O