Baldis Basics Plus: IN SCHOOL SUSPENSION

[@Lord_Maax]

The game: "Jumpscares are pretty light in this version of the game" LIXIAN: "Don't worry I got this"

[@PISTOLER0.]

am 700th like am happy.

[@ivanquiroga6283]

the game

[@PopExtra]

😂

[@Dani-gu5ms]

969th like-

[@AssassinIronMan]

Yeah they were unsettling

[@aspin_]

Rules of the stealth game: use chalk erasers, lockers, AND YOUR MAP, to hide from the principals 5 minutes later Mark: “Oh I can use the map!”

[@notblagh7304]

i read this comment RIGHT after he said that😂

[@aspin_]

Emillia Lawler my plan is working perfectly

[@OpticRED10]

Same about the map

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

Mark bragging about how lovely and puffy his hair is. Well now you're just outright rubbing it in Baldi's face.

[@theaitokyo]

*the baldness intensifies*

[@omni_mtb3210]

@@theaitokyo no, the slapping intensifies lol

[@celielolz3842]

LOL 😂😂😂

[@billiam7546]

mark tends to push buttons that dont belong to him *camra pans over to Wade waving with a dumb smile*

[@justacrusader1896]

Mark:my hair is super fluffy 😅 Baldi:😢

[@kitanalathrope5230]

“Hi, my name is markiplier. Welcome back to Baldi’s Basics, which is this game. With this guy. And that ruler. That is going to fit. *Somewhere in me.”*

[@Peeshart47]

*instant regret*

[@AlanCharlesValleyBoy1989]

*confused screaming*

[@jennasamantha2008]

*Intrigued confusion*

[@condorius8712]

Instant pain

[@TheLoveOfNobodysLife]

*V I S I B L E P A I N*

[@danielzhu7194]

Markiplier: _chooses speed mode_ Baldi: *PULLS OUT A M A C H I N E G U N*

[@duncantheretard6049]

Yup

[@noahmelon]

Lmaooooo

[@fireredscrollfighter8995]

XD

[@RoseihDBTB]

Daniel Zhu Haha VRUMAVRUMABRRRRRR

[@makarovmozzie]

Wait. Does the game take place in America

[@NovaValentine000]

18:48 Mark: "Is this a library, why is there a library?" Audience: it's a school

[@readbluelock6713]

@Tenoki mine did. Lol

[@drizzuI]

i think its cuz there isnt normally a library

[@clownv3026]

Mine had one

[@taffymatt1366]

Mine too

[@hellspawn4083]

My school has a library

[@trikitrikitriki]

"Your legs don't work so you use a grappling hook." I'd love to replace my wheelchair with that

[@dragonfanatic2002]

You would have to wear some real heavy duty clothes or else you’d get some serious rug burn

[@ezaurus]

DragonLuvr no, you could just use the grappling hooks to pull you along in your wheelchair

[@cy-bernet-ix]

just sit in the wheelchair, but use the hook to pull you

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

As long as you don't spam it in random directions, you're good to go :D

[@severalpigeons6946]

One one hand, you'd kill any chance you ever had of getting your legs better. On the other hand, you'd look *rad as hell*

[@kashmello]

The pure, raw horror and shock on Mark’s face when he first encounters Mrs. Pomp is truly something special.

[@beepboop7651]

Tips for Mark! 1) There is a new character on the 3rd floor you haven’t met. 2) There’s another jumpscare if you miss the teachers class.

[@leomartinez8382]

You missed the water fountain

[@TheMindaeva]

3) 5+4 isn't 1

[@melissasmith6152]

@@TheMindaeva he thought it was 5-4

[@asystole_]

@@leomartinez8382 he missed a tinted rock

[@Fin_Eetu]

Very helpful tips...

[@Daniel-dw9pd]

Mark: stealthy mode is *impossible* Old mark beating fnaf: *shame*

[@jordanyu1035]

I agree with you. Shame, New Mark

[@cosmicmuse2195]

To be fair, you can tell when he isn't enjoying a game and just playing for views. FNAF is a franchise he likes, this one you can tell just frustrates him. Why should he try on something he clearly is just playing because his viewers heckle him into doing it?

[@exterminator9676]

@@cosmicmuse2195 That's very true. I don't understand why he doesn't like it because it's basically the same kind of "infuriating horror" style that FNAF has but then again, humans have different tastes and that's what makes us unique and different.

[@RuyVuusen]

@@exterminator9676 Fnaf has a very different feel to it, since in it your character is stationary and in a legitimately scary environment. It makes sense people would prefer one over the other.

[@imbob99999]

@@exterminator9676 why r u angery and telepor mrak.

[@make2376]

*Markiplier in front of the principal* "I'm vaping too hard right now"

[@V0idypoo]

The principal: BOI YOURE NOT DOIN IT TOO WELL, LEMME TEACH YA HOW TO DO IT!

[@diobrando6131]

Curlyyummyxox he finna get schooled

[@Jay1ent]

🌬

[@alexritch6747]

It's 666 likes, hell yah!

[@karen5916]

666 likes i wont ruin it

[@supershygirl1680]

I love how poofy and floofy Mark's hair is, thank you Momiplier.

[@Byebyeyoutube666]

15:36

[@Roxanne_S1mp]

I used to play mario kart on my old tv on an xbox 360, truly nostalgic. (Ur pfp)

[@supershygirl1680]

@@Roxanne_S1mp Nice, I used to play a lot of games on my PS2 and 360 as well so I'm there with ya' too

[@Roxanne_S1mp]

@@supershygirl1680 am not alone yey

[@AssassinIronMan]

I wonder if he kept using it 🤔

[@ashleighzacharias4795]

Lets all thank Momiplier for giving Mark shampoo that really makes the floof more amazing than usual

[@marivelazquez4116]

When he says no one cares and we actually cadre 🥺❤️

[@felixargyle1285]

@@marivelazquez4116 everyone cadres

[@jupiter-mz4jv]

Ya

[@suemccashland]

gotta get that floof fanservice

[@genericusername1997]

ᴇxᴄᴜsᴇ ᴍᴇ sɪʀ, ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛʜɪs sᴏᴀᴘ

[@lambsiire]

"it's like attack on titan except with me and baldi" imagining baldi as a titan genuinely scares me

[@CallofDutyBlackOps28]

oh god, now the "WOW!" makes sense.

[@TheRottenCorpseMan]

With a giant ruler to squish you

[@matthewyeldig4608]

Soooo... would that make Baldi a poorly thought through nazi/Jewish metaphore by season 4?

[@davidhiggins3719]

“I don’t know where I am” Another mark walks in* “There I am” Nice edits lixian 15:01

[@nola-]

Lixian is the best

[@fxrestmoon]

Cozy Shark-

[@ImJustAGuy612]

Please change that profile pic

[@lukassolo5320]

Dorito Bag why?

[@Cheems856]

@@ImJustAGuy612 coming from a dorito bag

[@has-been-hot3l]

Mark: None of you care about this Literally all 26.3M subscribers: *would willingly watch a full length video of him reviewing shampoo his mom gave him*

[@oceanman7176]

i would not

[@idot750]

@@oceanman7176 ok

[@starbuckscat3722]

I would say now it's 26 million and a half

[@Habzo421]

Now it changed

[@simplycinclair8979]

29 million would willingly watch now.

[@hughman6614]

Mark: Hides in locker Baldi: *One-Punch Man Serious Sidesteps*

[@dasaniwater1618]

Yes and they’re both bald

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

One slap man

[@fishingguitargames9675]

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahhaahahhaahahaahaahaha hahahahahahahaha.

[@firockfinion3326]

Mark: " _Baldi._ You have met your match." Baldi: >passive, unimpressed stare

[@duolotl]

Coincidentally I read this the exact moment he said it

[@jefferey_92]

Hasn't seen a comment from you recently, I was worried

[@elluvscomputers]

Mark: "Not the worst way that I had to deal with traveling." Me: ~Remembers Mark playing I Am Bread~ Also Me: "Fair."

[@sleepysansy9096]

Me- Also remembers him playing Getting over it* Yeah pretty fair

[@NearAir]

Me: Remembers Mark playing Getting Over It Also me: Undisputable

[@Blueflag04]

remember him playing Vanish

[@SladesGirl]

The reactions Mark has when he's really freaked out by something never fail to make me laugh

[@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71]

Agreed lol 😂😆

[@Blueflag04]

same

[@your_localidoit2998]

Mark: *whistles to the tune of the Principal* Me: *Fascinated because I've never heard him whistle that good*

[@denisedinh]

Timestamp?

[@siyacer]

Ok

[@AryThairyit]

11:54

[@your_localidoit2998]

Alright okay guys calm down your gaping holes, not that big of a deal

[@cyreptus4604]

Imagine you go into the locker and the principal just sees tons of smoke coming from the locker

[@nixrs1441]

No smoking in the locker in the halls

[@aquafoof7043]

Your profile picture made me think there was a hair on my screen

[@Jay1ent]

Aquafoof dark mode

[@michealmyers6938]

Aquafoof t u r n d a r k m o d e o n

[@cdavidson1612]

No smoking in the halls DETENTION FOR YOU

[@anartistsorta1744]

God, or whatever god they believe in or exists, please bless momiplier for doing a good job raising mark

[@rosaaguilar648]

whoever doesn't will feel the wrath of baldi

[@lexthedork4040]

Koreans are usually Buddhist, so if Mark's mom is then the answer is no god. Buddha isn't a god.

[@jaco-bean1286]

I believe I’m god, this month I do”

[@pissy4476]

RUNA What if a God does a exist? You never know.

[@anartistsorta1744]

@RUNA omg your like totally edgy and cool♡♡ thats so cool of you i love guys who have negative inputs against other peoples good wishes when it comes to religion♡♡ dont cut yourself with all that edge ♡ god bless lol

[@12caratjules]

Mark talking about the Shampoo his mother gave him is incredibly wholesome

[@json379]

Mark: “That ruler....is gonna fit somewhere in me.” Everyone including Mark: *V I S I B L E D I S G U S T*

[@PineberryLive]

* Visible Lust

[@wall1943]

*_visible confusion_* 💧👁👄👁

[@MrPurple70707]

XD

[@canthispotatoget10ksubs97]

🅱️ruh moment

[@adendarican640]

I am confusion

[@bunni_zen]

Mark: That ruler is going to fit.. Somewhere in me. Amy, Bob, Wade and all of Marks other friends: you wanna tell us something?

[@Arwen_XIV]

Ethan is probably his one friend chuckling with a knowing look in the back.

[@solomondocabo1929]

14:10

[@TheEmpiresStrongest]

Woah there cowboy MarkimOO

[@mastergreenfox6004]

Mark: "Wait, stop." Video: *Stops* Me: *Momentary confusion till I realize the internet dropped*

[@GokantheHusky]

F

[@biscuitbaby6659]

Nice

[@duncantheretard6049]

LOL

[@melsukiii]

@Zoe Trasteli when something sad happens we use F to Pay respects

[@melsukiii]

@Zoe Trasteli its a meme kind of way sooo

[@oggermcduckling3274]

"what are you doing with your life besides wasting it watching me?" Hit deeper than it should..

[@CallofDutyBlackOps28]

i love how breaking the old beta version of Baldi's Basics has led to a fun little challenge of speed and determination Edit: *Cough* I didn't know i was going to wake up with this many likes. I uh.. yeah.

[@matthewyeldig4608]

And much like any good test of determination, YOU'LL EVEN COMEBACK AFTER DYING!

[@biscutelizabeth4764]

SORIEL AND FRASRIEL FOREVER

[@joker-co5mf]

Yeah ( ╹▽╹ )

[@catialewis8036]

Please don’t

[@SquareBoyTodd]

Please no

[@Camila1010]

Mark: “Ooh my hair is so fluffy” Me: *FLOOF THE HAIR FOR POWER!*

[@tabithawallace2577]

FlooF IT

[@emers_n5623]

Floofy

[@milksalmon]

floof floof

[@hermitcroob]

F L O O F

[@liahhoward8856]

Fnaf flashbacks lol

[@chilly7482]

Markiplier: *searches the purpose of the dirty chalk eraser* Also Markiplier: *didn't do any research on the importance of enchanting table and technically waste some lapiz and experience*

[@reinhardtwilhelm835]

Look for my comment on that video and get other people to like it. It has all the information Mark needs for that thing.

[@redact8161]

@@reinhardtwilhelm835 Why do you deserve any like promotion when Mark can just look up that information for himself. Plus it's not like some ancient information that only you know, most players do. Therefore your information holds little value worthy of liking. If Mark really wants to know he'll look it up from his own accord, or at the very least, hopefully, see a comment that doesn't request likes or the fetching of such.

[@Kofe_Kammie]

"Hi, my name is Markiplier. welcome back to Baldi's basics. with this guy, and this ruler that is going to fit somewhere inside of me." perfect pt.2 intro

[@wiytchery]

mark: ...with a ruler thats gonna fit somewhere inside me... baldi: *comes down the hallway slapping at 110 m/h*

[@sparrowhogue8496]

Ok, I seriously read that as clapping instead of slapping and it just made me laugh even harder than I already was XD

[@skeleton7067]

Thats slow

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

@@sparrowhogue8496 he comin to clap those Markiplier buttcheeks

[@RizkiMankind]

“That ruler.. That’s gonna fit somewhere in me” ..... We’ll leave that to your imaginations...

[@Kno_One]

Unus Annus list of video ideas

[@sleepysansy9096]

My mind went to a baaad place-

[@nathanielrainford888]

Come on guys be mature he is just going to stick it up his nose to make a funny face Right... right

[@ninjakon1644]

That Radical Fresh Sans same here

[@epickduk]

Obviously he's talking about his urethra

[@McMango05]

“I’m very good at the math” *flashbacks to when he said 5+4=1* Thanks for 2k guys! 🥳

[@purplefaced_]

And then didn’t even acknowledge it

[@BillyBob-vd2ln]

I think he thought it was subtracting not adding lol

[@seemaramdhanie1925]

No i am the best 1+1=69

[@JumpyKaput]

@@seemaramdhanie1925 nice

[@LegoWizardReal]

Xd E

[@shiffr0n]

When u run out of stamina, use the water fountains on the wall. They replenish your stamina

[@rowboat10]

@desmond wahab what? I think you meant to post this as a comment, not a reply

[@Peeshart47]

And that's a stolen comment from The Adicy Games...wow. (Also sorry if I spelt that wrong)

[@rowboat10]

@@Peeshart47 the acidity games

[@Peeshart47]

@@rowboat10 haha thanks

[@rowboat10]

@@Peeshart47 no problem man

[@harmoniousdiscord7411]

Mark: Not the worst way of... travelling *Flashbacks to getting over it*

[@Alone_Hitori]

Oh... sh

[@victoriapagan1544]

And pogostuck

[@kylefinn5301]

Getting over it flashbacks are mark’s equivalent to Vietnam flashbacks

[@jennareddish2165]

@@kylefinn5301 facts

[@kayleegordon8880]

mark: "i used it and look how poofy my hair is, it's sO pOOFY-" me: haha mark hair go ✨p o o f✨ thank you for the shampoo momiplier

[@larissacevans]

very much appreciated, big preesh

[@ismellguilt4732]

Much wholesome

[@snovaspectre2]

Floof the hair

[@pacific.cooled]

“The ruler is gonna fit somewhere in me” -Markiplier 2020

[@JadenOP]

PAUSE!!!!

[@PinkyPain82]

No.... u disgust me

[@hank_realz]

Thats sounded so wrong but kinda innocent at the innocent at same time

[@wall1943]

💧👁👄👁

[@ThunderUnrelenting]

Mark: “what am i supposed to do???” also Mark: *doesn’t read the fucking instructions*

[@gabrielitomfg]

*Warning Screen Flashing Incoming* Me with a Headache: is this some sort of joKE?

[@billiam7546]

:WARNING! Screen Flashing Incoming: Me: with epilepsy is this some sort of joKE? The Epileptic people in the comments section: 😂😂😯😯😥😥😥😱😱😱😱😱

[@sleepykittyH]

Gotta sweep sweep swetjcdijddjknfd!

[@gabrielitomfg]

@@billiam7546 lmao yESss

[@gabrielitomfg]

@@sleepykittyH lmao yes

[@itskazooie3461]

The flashing not so annoying but headphones and slapping not good

[@aroalgezion5299]

Mark: Oh god i need more run! Also Mark: *Casually passing by all of the water fountains*

[@sansthedarkmodeskeleton8440]

aro algezion Oh wowie. Nice

[@missswiss6498]

Markiplier: "That ruler is gonna fit somewhere in me." Me: *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"* **SCREAMS**

[@TiredLady]

I absolutely adore your profile picture.

[@YupaYupaa]

꧁ Shigaraki_Person ꧂ ok

[@ratastic]

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[@theverycringenogoodname8453]

@@ratastic What made you do this? Did it hurt you? Do you need help?

[@quintinbutler4196]

@@ratasticWho's holding you hostage? How can we help?

[@kingsteve9598]

1:00 to 1:12 is my favorite part of this hes sceeaming like hes getting an entire rulee somewhere inside of him

[@sus-yx9th]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@staleloser6459]

Mark taking a second to talk about momiplier buying him new shampoo is probably the most wholesome thing I've seen in a while

[@obsidianjean]

Ikr

[@pizzaboidoppio9182]

I love it so much

[@blakie5976]

Everyone's talking about the ruler bit, but can we just talk about how sweet Mark's relationship with his mom is? That shampoo bit was so wholesome

[@60ksubscriberswithoutvideo3]

Mark: "That ruler is gonna fit somewhere in me" Everyone including Mark: V I S I B L E D I S G U S T

[@OVLX]

i SUBSCRIBED to your channel

[@eekraygun6947]

i seen you before on a other video lol

[@cheerful240]

I subbed

[@cheerful240]

Good job you’re almost to your goal

[@IAmTheKnight26]

Me: *visible interest*

[@lord_kimkichi]

Im rewatching this and I just love Marks Fluffy hair and the fact he stops to talk about how wholesome his mom is.

[@DaphnaCzako]

*Sees 5 + 4* Mark: *desperately repeating one over and over again* Me: huh??

[@chanceshadow]

He probably was thinking of 5 - 4 which does equal 1.

[@KaiSub]

He tried it once?

[@Khazaboom]

Why does the teacher look like a mutant Pez dispenser..?! :O

[@Plaguecoric]

LMAO THE NEW ONE?? YEAH SHE DOES

[@ImSoDoneWithYall]

Her name is Mrs.Pomp, she’s a head in a shoe, and she scares me

[@patrickroxas5873]

bro the first time I saw her I dropped my phone on my face, wtf is that monstrosity

[@doggeenayter]

Shit you have a point

[@TheRottenCorpseMan]

She honestly looks like a god damn photoshop meme xD

[@Savage503]

TIPS ON HIDING IN LOCKERS. -------------------------- The Blue colored lockers can be opened, and used for hiding from Baldi and other characters. However, when they are opened they make a sound that Baldi will hear; therefore he will know which locker the Player hides in. However, you can mask the noise of the lockers by using the Noise Phone, or if you input Baldi's Least Favorite Tape into the Tape Player BEFORE hiding in a locker.. Hope these little tips helped you during your gameplay! Please like this comment so we can get Mark to read it so it can help him out too!! Thank You all!

[@sebybab6579]

You can also use W/D no squee on them to make them silent so that baldi doesn't hear you

[@BluPump]

@@sebybab6579 they removed it I thought

[@Frogmood2]

@no nope You originally couldn't spray them but you can now. You can also enter and leave a locker quickly without Baldi seeing you in order to lure him towards the locker and potentially make him lose you

[@pevvyi]

Noise Phone? What type of advanced technology that a phone would disable a noise?

[@deathahoy8971]

And he never played again….

[@bearby3285]

10:06 That made me burst out laughing

[@Hm-br1xg]

Mark is the only man on this Earth that can turn every game sexual

[@FormulaFanboy]

That's a skill literally anyone can easily possess. EDIT: Guys. Guys. _Guys._ I never said I don't like Mark and I certainly understood the "joke". I was critiquing the wording. If this was instead worded as "Gotta love how Mark turns every game s[e]xual" or something, I wouldn't have commented. _I don't think you quite understand what a whoosh is._

[@dazza2350]

@@FormulaFanboy do you not know what a joke is

[@terroryaki9042]

Formula Fanboy Not like Marki tho U^U

[@miniman9121]

Formula Fanboy r/woooosh

[@bumbleghost4900]

what abt jay

[@Crystix]

10:42 “no being in school aft- *BRRRRRrrRrRrRrRR* “

[@noahmelon]

Lmaoooo

[@proteccscooterscomfort1948]

Haha,game go *BRRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRRRrRRRRr*

[@fairy_g0blin]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ghost-dq1he]

_Literally less than 10 seconds in_ *"This guy and this ruler will fit somewhere in me."* -Markiplier 2020

[@snatcherthegreatone328]

Now I have the experience of watching Markiplier play Captain Levi's edition of Baldi's basics forever in my brain. Thank you sir I will never not enjoy your content.

[@jw-vs7wh]

mark: "don't you watch all my videos?" me: yes i do. mark: "why not?" me: i-...... i do....

[@thestranger2003]

*L I A R*

[@maltorvolt9694]

All 4,721 videos?

[@wolfie7312]

@@maltorvolt9694 .oo.oo0p O O O O

[@jamesmical3851]

Nobody: Grapple mode: *when your legs dont work like they used to before*

[@Concerned_Custodian]

This is actually funny

[@Moss_Dude]

*use a hook rope to sweep me off my feet*

[@jareenamrahs]

Ed Sheeran reference I see you are a person/bot of culture.

[@littletwinstarfav]

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did at this lol

[@Jay-the-slayy]

Why is this so funny

[@Malcolmlyndem]

Her: Is affectionate, caring and asks how my day was at the office. Me: 15:45

[@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai]

Lmao that’s clever

[@Screwy_]

No, more like 13:41

[@judithcabanero]

also the opposite of many other couples

[@chagito1113]

"If someone tries to touch you in a place or way you don't like, *that's no good."* Baldi: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.

[@ari1758]

Mark: Ooo my hairrrr is so fluffy [Everyone liked that]

[@arnavbibra4958]

Alopex Lagopus it doesn’t work like that

[@SCP-vx3qj]

1:18

[@Tokiko]

wholesome keanu chungus 100 gold moment

[@bye7522]

[I liked that]

[@60ksubscriberswithoutvideo3]

Mark: "Not the worst day that I had to deal with travelling" Me: Flashbacks Mark playing "I'm Bread" Also me: "Fair"

[@ulfodinson4912]

3 words... Getting.. Over.. It

[@Skelterbane69]

*I'm*

[@CandyFoxxleDoesYT]

I Am Bread*

[@Cosma-kara]

Mark: *Plays stealthy once and doesn't look at the directions* Also Mark: This is impossible!!!

[@jaylondent4718]

5:47 When your parents finds out you skipped school

[@manifesthate]

Mark: That man, with that ruler, that will fit somewhere inside of me... Also Mark: *WAIT NO! NOT LIKE THAT KZbin!!*

[@evrycliquegrl]

15:45 : IT'S COME TIME me, only paying half attention: O_O mark: for me to show my true potential me: oh thank god he finished that sentence

[@mrwomanstealer]

@@iiZen_x Cuz its come time.

[@mim0so]

*come time*

[@mochithebunnyboy]

*C U M T I M E*

[@tinabean4278]

0:46 Now that's the level of smacking that I like to hear right there xD 👌

[@Senakifxy]

oh no

[@Hotpocket500]

@@Senakifxy XD

[@SaphiraLuxray]

I read this as level of fapping! XD

[@jordanmartin4696]

Ol red butt cheeks lookin like raw hamburger meat

[@skullbashstudios8187]

7:39 Trying to get in your bed before your parents find out your awake on a school night

[@ouma7167]

The fact he got caught after he said "I'm vaping too hard" add more to the humor Mark: I'm vaping too hard Also Mark: *Gets forced out of the locker and sent to detention for vaping*

[@rowboat10]

I think you meant to seperate those into different comments, but i mean you still got 100 likes

[@urwatulwusqo5567]

what the heck is this

[@WillieManga]

N o v a p i n g i n t h e h a l l s .

[@rodrigopadilha5682]

This is a weird asf comment

[@GiaZera]

W h e n w i l l y o u l e a r n

[@helenadowney21]

Nobody: Mark: SLAPPY MAN Literally the best name for Baldi I've ever heard in millenium 7:18

[@crypticshyguy9170]

The unspoken cousin of slender-

[@OpticRED10]

Read this right after he said it lol

[@Ayden488]

I hate when people just re quote things in the video, but putting, Nobody: before it. It isn’t funny

[@thewindwakinghero7423]

baldi: I'M THE SLAP MAN

[@i.am.squishy]

@@Ayden488 exactly

[@hayden4361]

Mark: my mom got me some puffy hair shampoo Everyone liked that

[@Somedude018]

19:22 MADE IN HEAVEN! TIME IS ACCELERATING!

[@wbat5816]

19:27 🎵BEAT MODE🎵

[@elidjz6210]

''Not the worst way i had with the traveling'' Getting over it flashbacks.

[@MisterNeedful98]

Mark: this game, with this guy, and that ruler that'll fit somewhere in me Baldi (in his gargly voice): WOOooow

[@Goldenglare_thewindeater]

In a distorted echo-y voice

[@nekoniii3146]

this comment made me laugh so much i hate it

[@ZIONOMANIA]

Mark: **Chooses speedy mode** Also Mark: "It's a little like this..." Mark another time: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[@santsa9042]

stop

[@jadec.hughes7435]

@@santsa9042 what did he do? 😂

[@alexanderinoa7850]

Santsa Silence

[@WindiChilliwack]

Game Jumpscares Mark: Darkiplier: You chose to die here, very well.

[@davemeister4874]

"That Ruler will fit somewhere inside me." Mark: *slowly realizing and contemplating what he has just said*

[@moth8775]

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

[@ArrowThrills]

Lmao.

[@saladsepticeye3475]

@@moth8775 why the hell did u say that-

[@xxsouthcatxx]

And I oop-

[@aniahliepard]

Mark: "I'm very good at math." Also Mark: **puts 1 for 5+4**

[@alextff3361]

He was thinking it was 5-4

[@noahmelon]

Narancia be like

[@aniahliepard]

@@alextff3361 I know he was but it was still funny 😂

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

Mark: "That ruler is gonna fit somewhere inside me." Also Mark: *instant regret*

[@flashy999]

"That's gonna fit.... Somewhere in me."

[@quinnholloway5400]

*cries in mark*

[@ghoulishtheories7979]

Mark: *”I’m very good at the math.”* 18:03 *( 5+4= 1 )* 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Palmtop_User]

I can see why, he's mostly (if not entirely) done subtraction in the balloon rooms so he was probably expecting to subtract not to add

[@warpey5632]

*_Mathemamedics_*

[@marvelgod1807]

All jokes aside It doesn't really look like he was trying to solve it.

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

18:13

[@Joshjohnson3]

Coming Up Next: Completely Giving Up On Yourself “I Cannot, I cannot, I can’t, I cannot, there’s no way.”

[@ClassicClown]

Mark: "It's like attack on Titan but me and baldie"" Weebs: "I see your a man of culture as well"

[@drlime8360]

kazuma kazuma! i can relate

[@ClassicClown]

@@drlime8360 I am Kazumas

[@Ray-bq9ue]

YES

[@cyberchan5050]

Yes

[@4.99dollarchickenstripbask7]

*you're

[@eligilbert7752]

"It's like Attack on Titan, but it's me and Baldi" ahem* gentlemen I present to you, Attack by Baldi

[@CheeseSpaghetti42]

“ That ruler is gonna fit somewhere in me “ -Markiplier 2020 Im really close to my goal, anyone mind helping

[@sp1d3rzzz96]

If you are also watching Markiplier at 1 in the morning then I appreciate

[@harrisonmoore3841]

In his leg

[@maichival]

I feel ✨uncomfy✨

[@RhuTSP]

in his arse

[@HasanANimates]

yea his soo funnny

[@deadlight4290]

Just imagine if Mark gets a auto-clicker for the grappling hook mode.

[@devinstey5183]

Breh yers

[@deadlight4290]

Dang thx for all the likes

[@teddithan]

Oh Lord no.

[@shelleytoland4704]

Alex Martinez that’s like barely any likes or do you mean

[@deadlight4290]

Shelley Lauren, I never had this many likes before that’s what I mean

[@eye_of_pluto]

Whenever Baldi catches him I just hear the "MORTIS" from Faith In my head

[@DedRamOfficial]

thats actually pretty genius

[@batcat3660]

Now I cant stop hearing that too XD

[@Aereto]

Someone better mod once the game is complete. Mod to replace caught sound effect with M O R T I S

[@pikachusprite7749]

'MORTIS' should be the new 'Wasted' meme

[@doveydoos]

just quickly, thank you for the flashing screen warning! my partner suffers from epilepsy and we love watching your videos together so this was very helpful; don't see too many videos with this much care for their viewers and disorders that may be triggered throughout a video so thank you Mark and LIXIAN !!

[@lyrablack8621]

Idk if you've seen _Everything Everywhere All at Once_ yet, but if not, 1) you should see it! and 2) it should really have an epilepsy warning at a certain part; hopefully you see this before you see it so you and your partner can be safe c:

[@awstenknightsgoldenfork4322]

mark: *talks about the shampoo* me: *dies of wholesomeness*

[@mc_sucklersama8094]

attack on titan - episode 115: Eren breaks his legs and is stuck in a school, so he must use his grappling hook to escape the crazy teacher trying to spank him aggressively with a ruler

[@meganm2020]

Change the teacher to Levi trying to spank Eren aggressively for not cleaning properly 😂

[@richardgibson8403]

Megan M but baldi

[@sheikhxenos]

Mark : Himself wanting to play endless mode Mark in endless mode : "Why isn't there a limit on max. notebooks " Like a baby who doesn't know how to poop

[@FridayNathanielFreeman]

4:01 Mark: *goes around the corner It's A Bully: bubye

[@stellleo]

Yeah the Bully doesn’t stay put he moves after 3 minutes if he didn’t rob the player yet

[@MaxRideOhhRight]

When I watched the first one, I thought everything I was seeing was because I was super out-of-my-mind drunk. And now, watching the second one, I realize I was achually completely fine and this was not a crazy alcohol induced experiance.

[@nichole_bmx8313]

You good, buddy?

[@jhared7185]

Drank 9 bottles last night?

[@NadellaVasishta]

Mark: "so my mom recommended this shampoo.. look at my hair now" My brain: "hmm looks like *Keanu Reaves at disguise* " Me(serious tone): **sipping vodka** *That flippin markimoo.... is John Wick*

[@davea3641]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking

[@galladegamer3579]

I actually noticed that he looked like Keanu Reeves!

[@majorfender6054]

so many awkward comments lately

[@HopePapernacky]

"Flippin Markimoo"

[@hylianespeon3062]

18:05 this is the sound my dryer makes when it's done lol. My first instinct told me to check it. I wonder where they got the sound

[@Crystelgames]

"What are you doing with your life? Besides wasting it watching me." Too real Mark...

[@velitou3256]

"Its like attack on titan" First time I'm hearing he says that

[@anonymousburrito4743]

Mark when he's serious: 15:45 Also mark, immediately after and being a sad cat: 16:10

[@skittstuff]

Baldi wanting to play hide and seek with his students makes him ALMOST seem like a decent teacher. Until he catches them I guess. Also the concept of Mark's mom watching his videos cracks me up, I hope she's proud :)

[@anais.vezian]

I love that he casually gives his mom a shout out. She's so nice tho. I now want to know what shampoo he was given. :)

[@Jake-gs6yl]

Me too