Baldi's UNREAL Basics

It's time to learn again with Baldi! Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning has been remade in the Unreal Engine!
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[@CoryxKenshin]

tfw senpai doesn’t notice you

[@billnacky5059]

CoryxKenshin Heyyy Cory👌👌

[@Sergioarturo1117]

CoryxKenshin how do u feel about ur own easter egg?

[@erdnadx738]

:/

[@avalanche450]

LMAOOOO

[@heyyourethatonedude8367]

EEEEEEYYYYYYYYY

[@moonlightcresselia2397]

The thumbnail is what my food in the microwave sees

[@KillerKoifish]

why does this only have 15 likes

[@acegamer9347]

Legend

[@Dardek]

Haha

[@Sloppyjoe-rf6ur]

Moonlight Cresselia omg

[@fatatouille2562]

lmao

[@monolithrose1945]

For anyone curious about the faces, its called 'the parents'. It's what the character remembers of his parents, but in reality they're just a hallucination made to torment him. if you get detention 3 times they kill you.

[@yes2.039]

Ohhhh cool

[@crystal4988]

For me it's 8.52 at night, and just looking at this comment terrifies me. 😨

[@ulrikahaggard9923]

@@crystal4988 you're a child

[@IDontLikeHandIes]

@@ulrikahaggard9923 how do you know? Child stalker!

[@TheSizzleDash]

@@ulrikahaggard9923 lmao

[@cyn5824]

can we just take time to appreciate the patience he has when playing these type of strategic games 😭

[@Mel28713]

Patience yes Flashbacks to 32:51

[@marcelkirch6805]

F

[@ausername1972]

No

[@roguerayquaza2547]

@@ausername1972 yes actually

[@ausername1972]

@@roguerayquaza2547 First of all.. he did this for money, second of all.. he uploaded this video three years ago and third of all..I don’t want to

[@furyfoggy2008]

You can't run in the halls, but he does allow -Jumping Jacks -Throwing soda's at teachers -Bullies -Murderous teachers -Parents walking around school for no reason -Teleportation -Bullies (again) -Strange music -pre school girls -stealing money -Random sock puppets -bullies -screaming children -trespassers -locked exits -Bullies (Did I mention bullies?) -KZbinrs -random notebooks sitting around -and bullies.

[@NoeDactyl]

- Random sock puppets 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@darksentinel082]

where are the parents?

[@rileyblankenburg4069]

😂😂😂

[@user-bh1mi3qc4p]

KZbinrs?

[@kuromii1601]

good quality school 👌

[@notyourtypicalneighborhood5247]

*Mark walks into literally any type of forest* Mark: Wow, this is just like slender man

[@jaidynb7849]

he must be scarred for life by slender man

[@SaleenSundria]

Well, its usually woods at night; there are very few occasions in which he says that during ingame days.

[@iLiokardo]

along with a flashlight and very dark lighting.

[@kingsnothere8075]

Wow, your just like slender man

[@lightingman1235]

Can i smash

[@landonmemes2.07]

I love how Mark had a mental breakdown because he didn’t get a soda

[@Immxne]

I just want to say how strong marks will is because he kept getting so close but never stopped trying , if it was me, I’d be throwing my computer into the wall in rage haha

[@galaxydoge9469]

*Mark hears one smack* Also Mark: *gets a thousand flashbacks of being smacked by Baldi*

[@skylarblue1246]

Galaxy Doge Someone: *smack* Mark: ...*hyperventilating*

[@masieshea4673]

No his many war flash backs against baldy No one: Not a living soul: Baldy: *snacks* Markiplier: *shivers and thinks about many butt smacks*

[@ritabegaxv2]

Baldi: *smacks* Mark: ah shit, here we go again....

[@nottwiggy8708]

Why are we here just to get smacked every day I get slapped I can feel the pain

[@brennenshields7662]

Funnyman

[@witchfinda]

The perfect game to watch when you have crippling anxiety and a deathly fear of being chased

[@sunny-pb6ic]

Ikr ;D

[@jackmoon3206]

ikr

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

haha thats me

[@lilac9193]

My fear is being chased 😭✌🏼

[@kaeyaenthusiast9712]

I was having nightmares just thinking how terrifying it would be if I was being chased by a bald teacher with lipstick saying: *MaTh hOmEwOrKkK*

[@mintychips22]

Mark: *Has nothing and 0 notebooks* The characters: *Nonexistant* Mark: *Actually manages to get 7 notebooks for the first time* The characters: Bonjour

[@shadowwolf8934]

Good evening

[@bozo460]

Hello

[@gabrielhoward2250]

Allow us to introduce ourselves 🤓

[@ObscureWackleton]

How do ya do?

[@jaydentrevino8904]

"Why hello there"

[@SnowyBlizzard]

I can’t believe these videos were made YEARS ago

[@sevensesnvelasdljkaalkjkskksk]

the fact that time will continue to march forward scares me. one day your comment will be years old. this comment will be years old. baldis basics will have a 10 year anniversary. i dont like this

[@whosjoe4489]

@@sevensesnvelasdljkaalkjkskksk and at some point, all of our favorite youtubers will eventually stop uploading videos, and that scares me

[@SnowyBlizzard]

@@whosjoe4489 stawwppppppp

[@codenamegamma7989]

The fact for us now that its 5 years

[@LuckiestDanPer]

​@@sevensesnvelasdljkaalkjkskkskahem.

[@markalvarado7884]

Ever notice that almost every youtuber responds to playtime with “let’s not”

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

yes this just makes me realize i watch too many gamers

[@b0nsaibabe]

VMinIsFuckingReal방탄소년단 Lmao I only watch Mark and Jacksepticeye

[@1blossom3]

She's my fav for some reason

[@auseniribeiro2370]

@@vminisfuckingreal998 jp

[@SarahDaWolfYT]

I’d say it’s the ideal response. 👀

[@user-eo3gq9tz8c]

Everytime mark gets so angry he calms down by just starting the weirdest conversation ever

[@ghastdude589]

Yeah, like talking about shit rivers flowing out of every one of his orafaces except hid butthole, because why would THAT be right?

[@-cosmiclown-]

I love your pfp

[@bleedingangelstv2297]

ok

[@gewawdypooh]

Lul Asian spongebob

[@peytondowling6121]

I can't like. U have 666 likes

[@angishorseyaccount6117]

I really appreciate Mark playing this game for maybe hours- I tried this game with my cousins and we kept on messing up-

[@WesTheHunter]

This was one the fucking funniest Mark Videos ever, Just the Dry Sarcastic Anger had me dying.

[@dumbumbumbum8649]

While I actually like a lot of the changes this version made, keeping the bully mechanic while only allowing you to hold one item is pretty broken

[@sevensesnvelasdljkaalkjkskksk]

never thought of it like that before. i understand obsidious probably wanted to make sure all the characters stayed, but he couldve made his mechanic a little different or just kept 3 item slots

[@ticklingoscarsanimation]

The whole thing is worse programmed overall. Its like Baldi knows exactly where you are at all times.

[@ticklingoscarsanimation]

Also the principal doesnt seem to take out the bully even if he spots it.

[@bluemaster7530]

@@ticklingoscarsanimation Why do you say that?

[@usernameisusernam]

@@bluemaster7530 they literally explained why they said that

[@anibalabanyan1911]

Random person: what does BSoda stand for? Me: B E P I S

[@Prismate]

do you want some 🅱️epis 🅱️røther

[@Prismate]

pipiru lito yes i’m sorry

[@parkersumwalt8078]

Do not confuse with conk

[@thepotatogaming7873]

Hey that’s my name

[@bluewink1646]

s!daq

[@jessturner5487]

Alternate title: "Markiplier slowly goes insane over the course of 39 minutes"

[@hellcathalo4137]

Sometimes I wonder why we all enjoy watching Mark slowly loose his mind so much

[@LuckiestDanPer]

Marks does it again and again. He's not a masochist, he just want to see how much he can take.

[@LexMc0606]

Game: Congraaaaatulations! You found all 7 notebooks! Now all you need to do is- *GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!* Also Game: **drops a fat Doom 2016 style beat**

[@darthdarth9573]

OOF

[@THESIXTHEGG]

LexMc0606 if I heard music from Doom start playing I would just accept my fate. You can’t run from the Doomslayer.

[@stormpants1638]

Rip and tear!

[@ver.angy.1.0]

No brakeing the fourth wall in the halls

[@plaspasta9582]

Educate and tear

[@isabellecorfield3972]

1:19 Mark: "Become a Samurai today?" CoryxKenshin Fans: "Yes."

[@stinkymonkey7608]

I knew I wasn't the only one.

[@idkanymore2183]

I was so pissed he didn't get the reference to Cory

[@viella6021]

I WAS SO UPSET WHEN HE DIDNT GET THE REFERENCE

[@el-oj5rl]

yessss

[@lemon_squeezed]

hello fellow Isabelle

[@poppycollings5503]

3:29 cannot stop laughing "what are you doing a pirouette around me"

[@LolManI-75]

Something I really like about this remake of Baldi's Basics is that whenever you turn on/off your flashlight, it plays the Five Nights at Freddy's 4 flashlight sound effect. I love that! The only example in this video is here tho 16:54

[@ivansoedjono]

Markiplier is like the Gordon Ramsay of horror games

[@_Jackal_Gaming]

😆😂😂

[@ivanrivera3293]

He's so brutally honest

[@shaunsoliano9105]

hahahahhahahahah thats good

[@yourfutureson2149]

No

[@easilyforgettableyoutubeco2149]

this game ...... IS RAW WHAT DOING U?????

[@a.k8185]

The thing that exists in this game ( the one with two heads) ,are the players parents and they can kill ya when you get 3 warnings.

[@ArtTheCreature]

I was looking for a comment explaining that thing, thank you

[@a.k8185]

@@ArtTheCreature no worries

[@dead4273]

Why are they so scary though? It makes me wonder what the player looks like :v

[@brambleberryproductions1235]

Why are my parents killing me?

[@a.k8185]

@@brambleberryproductions1235 idk,math

[@spamtongspamton9900]

Your retinae when Baldi’s far: multi-chromatic Your retinae, otherwise: monochromatic

[@nocapsync-4669]

If only I was smart enough to understand the joke

[@senoir.]

@@nocapsync-4669 basically when Baldi is far you see many colours but if hes close it's just black and white

[@jakke2631]

26:25 When I grin while I'm pretending to sleep in front of my mom:

[@magix8009]

Underrated comment

[@Dart.Goblin]

Realest comment ever seen😂

[@avashapava1528]

*relatable*

[@mikhelmorales6642]

(0:02)(Markiplier: UNREAL) (0:05)(Markiplier: UNREAL) (0:07)(Markiplier: UNREAL) (0:17)(Markiplier: Should Be Fun) (0:18)(Markiplier: Should Be Fun) (0:20)(Markiplier: It Might Be Fun) (0:21)(Markiplier: It Could Be FUNNNNNNN!) (0:35)(Baldi’s Unreal Basics Chapter I Remembrance Starts Now) (9:03)(Detention For You! 15 Seconds Remain!) (9:20/9:21)(Baldi Jumpscare) (12:33)(Mark Funny Cam) (13:29/13:30)(Baldi Jumpscare) (16:00)(Creepy Music Starting) (16:40)(Detention for you! 15 seconds remain!) (16:55/16:56)(Baldi Jumpscare) (18:37)(Creepy Music Starting) (19:04)(Baldi Jumpscare) (19:49)(Creepy Music Starting) (19:53)(Baldi Jumpscare) (20:04/20:05)(Mark Had $9.00💵Money He Waste 2 Soda🥤And Now Mark Had $5.00💴Money) (20:10)(Creepy Music Starting) (20:44)(Baldi Jumpscare) (21:42)(Creepy Music Starting) (21:49/21:50)(Arts And Crafters Started Charging At Markplier And Teleport Him To The Other Room Where There A Soda🥤Machine 🖥) (21:59/22:00)(Baldi Jumpscare) (22:30/22:31)(Creepy Music Starting) (23:12)(Detention for you! 15 seconds remain! (23:27/23:28)(Baldi Jumpscare) (24:49)(Creepy Music Starting) (24:59)(Markiplier: You’re Gonna Make Me Do Oh Where Am I?! What The Fuck Okay👌That’s Fun (25:32)(Detention for you! 15 seconds remain! (25:39)(Baldi Jumpscare) (25:59)(Creepy Music Starting) (26:24)(Baldi Jumpscare) (26:49/26:50)(Creepy Music Starting) (26:51)(Arts And Crafters Started Charging At Markplier And Teleport Him To The Other Room Where There A Soda🥤Machine💻) (26:57)(Baldi Jumpscare) (27:45)(Creepy Music Starting) (27:56)(Detention for you! 15 seconds remain!) (28:38)(Creepy Music Rewinding) (29:03)(Baldi Jumpscare) (30:03)(Creepy Music Starting) (30:18)(Baldi Jumpscare) (30:40)(Mark: FUCK!) (30:43)(Creepy Music Starting) (30:51)(Baldi Jumpscare) Markiplier: NO! I DON’T HAVE A SODA!!!🥤 (31:44)(Markiplier: Especially Me Always Me But Everyone Makes Mistakes) (32:42)(Creepy Music Starting) (32:48)(Baldi Jumpscare) (Markiplier: AH WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHATTTTTT!!!) (32:53)(THIS IS A BULLY Appears The Four Corridors) (33:27)(Markiplier: AHHHH!!!) (33:41)(Creepy Music Starting) (33:45)(Markiplier: You Fucking And Then You it’s how You Made Me Miss You Made Me Fucking Miss (33:55)(Art And Crafters Chasing Markiplier & And The Markiplier Teleport Him To The Main Room Where There A Soda🥤Machine 🖥 Markiplier: And That Happens Okay👌well that’s good (33:57)Markiplier Had $8.00 Money💰He Was Waste 2 BSODA And Now He Has $4.00💴💵Money) (34:25)(Baldi Jumpscare) (34:42)(Markiplier: WHO THE FUCK IS CALLING ME?! FUCK OFF!!! (35:44)(Creepy Music Starting) (36:44/36:45)(ESCAPED!) (36:55/36:56)(Calming Music Starting) (37:01/37:02)(YOU’VE COMPLETED REMEMBRANCE!)

[@dslasher2513]

Dude markiplier should pin this

[@cassandrakun9878]

Someone with a life:doesn't bother reading comment Me without a life:taps on EVERY time stamp. I regret this comment

[@hydroserries]

How long did it take you to make this? (●__●)

[@ianhinkle1878]

I wish I could give you a medal

[@tiny_colorblind_trans_dude2727]

Bro where ya that bored with that much time on your hands?

[@crescendom3577]

This whole game looks like you're in a lucid dream

[@abrahamjoku9575]

I can lucid dream...It's why I like sleeping

[@purplestina69]

I never lucid dreamed and I can’t do it

[@robertgrays8790]

Everybody wakes up when that ruler smacks that ass.

[@Pinkcircleguy]

Lucid nightmare u mean?

[@t.p.2654]

It kinda looks like one or two of the fnaf fan games which mark played before...

[@killerkrox7723]

Me: Sees him doing the best he’s done ever Also me: Sees 10 minutes left Oh no..

[@scarebear6392]

I would imagine this is the way it would look in real life, and not in a game.

[@SakiMcGee]

>"We're doing so well!" >30 minutes left in the video >doubt.png

[@shisn0598]

Saki McGee Rest In Peace mark

[@treyce4944]

I like greentext on yt

[@bnatrual]

why is ur doubt png xD

[@Camarillian]

Saki McGee > Press X to doubt

[@Camarillian]

Glitchy Glitch Ah, ya beat me to it.

[@Alfred-F-Jones]

In any game, whenever Mark opens his mouth to say, "We're doing really good so far!" I prepare immediately for everything to go to absolute shit.

[@paulanton12]

Truee

[@JaggedBird]

Alfred F. Jones kinda like your plans, Al.

[@postmodernistbinnie]

bleatloaf Yeah, it’s been awhile since I checked out the fandom

[@aintascoolasmeboi9959]

Alfred F. Jones zzzzzzzzzzz

[@theminiyosshi2901]

TheRunawayGuys?

[@blazingly8336]

23:23 "I'm donezo" is on beat with the smackin

[@rileyb1823]

When mark starts losing his mind, I can't tell if he likes the game or not sometimes

[@reminiscer15]

Honestly I don't think so, he probably felt obligated to keep playing. I can tell he was about to rage quit, I bet he would've stopped if his winning run wasn't successful.

[@SliverSaurus]

In Baldi's Basics, Playtime was just annoying. In this she's terrifying

[@thegiantegg9672]

Psykhosaurus accurate

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

Her name’s playtime if anyone’s wondering

[@BijouluvsJewels1234]

Lol Mark said the same about Ballon Boy

[@dangthatsalottabeanswow6320]

B-SCUSE ME??!! Her name is PLAYTIME

[@featchensung]

Psykhosaurus Lol People are gonna judge me but I think Playtime In the original game is CUTE

[@sgtfeign2121]

Playtime sounds like some sort of corrupted spirit more than a blind girl.

[@skylarblue1246]

Callan Alford What if she’s both?

[@sgtfeign2121]

Cookie Dragon [CD] Yeah well.

[@shakhta]

like a corrupted spirit of a my little pony voice actress.

[@czarnakoza9697]

for me she sounds like glados from portal if her voice actor was younger.

[@hrjdjdbduxnfbdh331]

it’s kinda sad when you put it like that

[@MrLawlessGaming]

31:24 Mark does a great Arnold Schwarzenegger impression!

[@isana_kitsune]

This is just Mark losing his sanity slowly 🤣 and play time sounds like Chica from the fnaf musical

[@meganglen4443]

"The sock transported me and it ruined everything."

[@sanguine5275]

20:54

[@CatzRuleGaming]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[@azurlustre]

@@CatzRuleGaming when you don't get the joke

[@ghastdude589]

You have 420 likes and I hope it stays that way.

[@JayFU420]

@@CatzRuleGaming thats not how woooshing works

[@vincentsun886]

Parents: Don't worry honey, school isn't as scary as you think School:

[@wubudubuduh5326]

No, it's worse 😂😂

[@natwalsh2710]

It’s horrible if it has BALDI and his friends/minions.

[@Zombified985]

The parents are almost scarier than the school

[@nightfall3559]

@@Zombified985 honestly yes

[@redthaking83]

35:23 Everything is fine everything is fucking fine everything is fu-

[@BendyGamerYT]

with the cut it sounds like he said fun

[@reminiscer15]

@@BendyGamerYT I think he did.

[@tiny_colorblind_trans_dude2727]

(*Mark talkin*) (*Playtime and other noises interrupting*) Mark: CAN YOU ALL SHUT UP IM TRYIN TO TALK

[@coolman7188]

You can't run in the halls, but you can do Jumping Jacks

[@Leohhm]

But you can throw soda to the teachers

[@maddieool7045]

But you can cut an innocent girl's jump rope after she politely asked you to jump with her

[@avocado-senpaim.3575]

@@maddieool7045 pursuing you and forcing you to jump even when she knows that the teacher is gonna catch you is politely asking? AH BABY NAH THAT AINT GON WORK

[@strangerontheinternet7358]

if anything he’d just be confused on why you’re doing jumping jacks

[@kathyhenderson824]

therapist: and when did it all begin? Mark: it w.. was called b-baldis basics...

[@F0UR3V3R]

Baldi (mockingly): Hi, I am Baldi, the math teacher, but if you get questions wrong I will be your gym teacher.

[@timxg]

@@F0UR3V3R oh my god i hate you. take my like.

[@obesekaren]

@@F0UR3V3Rcringe

[@gamistry2947]

Basically the original Baldi's Basics is elementary school and this is high school

[@CornHhh359]

No this is college

[@vampyrekyng_lex]

@@CornHhh359 No definitely high school

[@gamistry2947]

@@CornHhh359 If it were college it wouldn't be horror game

[@RainbowStarEntertainment1275]

28:40 Mark: Why do you exist! Bully: I’m just doing my job man.

[@codeviper8665]

This game doesn't need a rage compilation. It _is_ a rage compilation

[@SupremeOptimus]

34:42 when you get a call from a out-of-state number

[@afrokween8752]

Accurate asf!

[@societys_reject]

😂😂😂

[@clancycarr8168]

I’m not American I don’t understand

[@ohnoitsevan]

Supreme Optimus OML YES

[@noah6547]

Yes

[@avascorner9785]

3:43 Playtime: LETS PLAY Mark: I dOnT WaNNoO I DonT waNoo PLAy! *1 second later:* WHAT ISAT

[@ourserieswillneverdie]

3:13 Principal:no calling me names in the halls

[@evancoffland19]

34:45 He’s slowly becoming part of the game. He’s becoming one of them.

[@vincentp8603]

ye

[@yeet12937]

@FloopingCooper176 ye

[@femmemachete]

Let's not, okay?

[@MetahydrixIsWeird]

@@femmemachete let’s, okay?

[@commentgod6467]

@@femmemachete let's okay?

[@shrekw9346]

Me when guests are home: 24:04

[@john_cs2253]

6:51 halarious 😂

[@josep5742]

Baldi's Basics logic: No drinking drinks in the halls! but they still have soda machines

[@balls5823]

Not really a logic fail when you realize its a school and the soda machines are for if you want to grab a drink before going to the cafeteria, where you're supposed to drink drinks.

[@povyoursus100real5]

@@balls5823 True lol

[@chi2153]

Are they allowed in the cafeteria??🤔🤔

[@princessaur]

So you're not allowed to run in the halls but playing jump rope is totally fine?

[@itsricky361]

Ikr

[@SaleenSundria]

Also apparently jumping jacks

[@kimmikat8156]

But jump rope/jumping jacks are great exercises! ....wait. Running is exercise, too.. Nevermind, my argument is null and void.

[@ivanrivera3293]

... *_H O L U P_*

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Baldi Logic.

[@Jason-zv2zv]

I didn't even know there was cory reference in this game. I was hoping mark realized it was cory. Man I would love if cory mark Jack and Ethan all made a collab together playing a co-op horror game.

[@jaygay6576]

I'm not even sure if Mark has any personal relation or contact to cory

[@mark-23-play7]

If this game had creepy 3d models it would be a million times worse

[@maxwellaiello]

When you think about it, why are there a creepy student, monster, guidance councilor, bully, and abusive teacher running around in a dark school?

[@thegiantegg9672]

Max Aiello it’s middle school

[@joshbuttler7475]

Max Aiello it’s called a game

[@insertgamertag5369]

It's probably an insane asylum

[@josiejo2826]

The original baldis basics is based on a kids dream.. So that's probably why..

[@insertgamertag5369]

Justsomegirl true

[@Tralfazz74]

This is a man experiencing true pain, and likely hatred

[@angiem3177]

2:43 Every horror movie character ever

[@anomily07]

27:05- Mark is possessed by the Grinch

[@gracetomesheski]

is that..comic sans i see? Oh, also the face things are parents, and they don't do anything unless you go to detention.

[@giovannibongiorno186]

But that's just a theory, a GAME THEORY! Thanks for reading!

[@Anreii]

what do they actually do? just block the person's screen for a while like bloopers in mario kart?

[@gracetomesheski]

@@Anreii I think they just run after you and if they catch you they do something. im not sure what though

[@Sandman3]

Where comic sans.

[@gracetomesheski]

@@Sandman3 its in the notebooks... you know, the 7 notebooks? and the money? and the warnings?

[@svisuals4932]

Mark: *Hears a smack* *_Vietnam War Flashback Intensifies_*

[@JessInThe999]

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG, OOOH THAT RED WHITE AND BLUE...

[@Nelson_Monoceros]

Stop joking like that Its pretty rude cuz i am vietnamese

[@Jordi47]

@@Nelson_Monoceros it is pretty funny and no one cares if you're offended

[@Jordi47]

*When the trees start smacking*

[@menliker.]

@@Nelson_Monoceros Alright, listen. This is the internet, of course things will offend you. There are better things to do other than commenting on every single damn "vietnam war" comment because nobody cares if you're vietnamese or offended. now please *be quiet*

[@Boooo]

This whole game screams "I don't know how to program that so im just gonna change the mechanic" with doing jumping jacks, only having one item slot, not having any real math questions and not having a sprint meter.

[@notacouchpotato4372]

Man, Mark is pretty damn persistent.

[@bobbob1876]

14:29 Actually, they probably ditched the jump rope mechanic to prevent Playtime from being near you when the jump rope game ends.

[@ghastdude589]

This is unrelated but I know what your profile pic is. Lloyd's Beacon from Pixel Dungeon, right?

[@ghastdude589]

Thats actually a good idea.

[@lqu]

She actually enters a cooldown in the original game after you finish it. During that cooldown state she just wanders around the school and ignores you.

[@tomasu301]

The reason they ditched jump rope because properly they require the source codes for that mechanism - start counting after succeed jump over rope and fail all after fail to jump over the rope

[@lqu]

@@tomasu301 that isnt very complicated

[@arsene3558]

Mark: "Who's opening doooors?!" me: SQUEEEEAAAAAAAK

[@marcusdicicco5382]

POV: you’re watching this in 2021 and you don’t even know why 😂

[@cryaboutit6969]

😐

[@tweeleaf]

7:40 pretty sure those are Baldi’s dead kids, maybe that’s why he has anger issues.

[@celenastudios6047]

Those were the players parents and those are his hallucinations. But if you get 3 detentions then they kill you

[@kaylahd.160]

Baldi in the thumbnail looking like somebody just stole his ruler.

[@batox5mxd362]

KayLoves Gaming lol

[@magical_wolf158]

KayLoves Gaming SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY *R* *U* *L* *E* *R*

[@jvyrdn4609]

This comment is more interesting than the video

[@mx.l0verb0y]

KayLoves Gaming ikr

[@gloomyvicious5771]

191 likes in 8 minutes...congratulations.

[@Ninetailsmaster16]

the sock puppet instantly took away all sense of creepiness when it floated across the screen

[@xKevmachinex]

lol ya that shy bugger!

[@PezzleStick]

ooOOOOooOOOOooo... I'm the SOCK PUPPET! SOOO SPOOPY!

[@nestijo2]

I'm guessing you haven't seen the original Baldi's. It's more surreal than spooky, but you'll quickly grow to hate the sock puppet...

[@royearle1673]

Arts and crafters in the official game: Usually not a problem Arts and crafters in this game: Literally the worst thing ever.

[@schizz]

32:21 mark snapping

[@Gothpimpbitcxh]

The Hallway guy tells you "no running in the halls" but isn't he running..? when you walk, he is WAY faster than you!...wtf,man. Breaking his own rules..

[@echoraptor507]

"The principal of the thing"

[@MastermindHen]

he's a big boy with long legs

[@StaticDraco]

his legs dont even move. how can you say he is breaking his own rule when he isnt technically running?

[@Gothpimpbitcxh]

@@StaticDraco because he is going faster than you, if he considers you running when your going fast, and he is STILL going faster.. he would be running in the halls, legs or No legs..

[@butterduck6398]

He levitates, it's not against the rules.

[@LexMc0606]

Mark: **hears a smack** Also Mark: **gets a vietnam flashback from trying to beat normal Baldis Basics for the secret ending**

[@Jordi47]

Are you afraid of veit- *Baldi*?

[@Nelson_Monoceros]

Its not funny I'm Vietnamese I think its pretty rude

[@Jordi47]

@@Nelson_Monoceros well we find it funny. So i dont care tbh.

[@thom9106]

THE TREES ARE SINGING MY NAMEEEEE

[@Great_Lake_Surfer_]

@@Nelson_Monoceros welp. That's the internet for you

[@kayci21xo]

32:02 - Mark just... he just friggin died here. Like... the mans sould is just gone. The moment he heard her come for him he just died. Laughed so hard ngl.

[@karraaldridge3965]

this game makes me think that its a flashback but it has lighting and more realism.

[@benediktmarschall9683]

Fact is... You don't hear Baldi the most. You hear the Jumping Jack Girl the most.

[@ulnaeloise1532]

Nugget! Long time no see. I guess your in first grade now?

[@IAmKokiri]

Nugget hey when is kindergarten 2 coming out also her name is playtime

[@brandyrobert5521]

Nugget hi

[@theailingsword4674]

thank for nugget wisdom. many nuggets for nugget

[@benediktmarschall9683]

@@ulnaeloise1532 Nugget does not know you, but Nugget smells the smell of a strong Nugget of friendship... Nugget will watch you with Nuggets Nuggettracker

[@nolol6972]

Something feels UNREAL about this.....

[@Z_Lunix]

Yes

[@lmao.3661]

_cough cough_

[@asie]

Maybe the Engine *_COUGH COUGH_*

[@savvylever8527]

**cough cough*** No shit **cough cough** Sherlock **cough cough** WOW! Allergy season already?

[@raquelcuriel8510]

*UNREAL*

[@JoeyJo-JoJrShabadoo]

I really want to make a remix of Markiplier's screaming.

[@lvstful.cvp1d]

Do it.

[@KillScar07]

Mark went through the stages of grief with this one

[@juniuwu2552]

im here for y'all, don't worry jumpscares: 9:21 13:28 16:55 19:04 19:53 20:43 22:00 23:28 25:39 26:24 26:56 29:03 30:18 30:51 32:48 34:25

[@AgentRaphy]

Tanks random dude

[@juniuwu2552]

no problem, y'all

[@marym4229]

You missed the scariest one! 38:55

[@Hakeraiden]

Funny is just click every of this, its like compilation of failures

[@alecisdrawing]

I love you

[@TheBuilderEXDEE]

34:42 When someone keeps calling your name but you can't find them

[@froogie64]

Perfect thing to watch while homeschooled lol

[@invisibletrace1239]

my pc would fucking explode if I played this

[@WorldZProductions]

1:41 The Playtime's Voice Actor is good and cute, and makes the Playtime just look like a innocent needy girl, instead of the original which she looks just a annoying girl

[@brickwallplays7864]

World Z Productions that actually makes it creepier

[@FriendlyOne_]

Original was voiced by a man. The same that created original baldi

[@Kyuubey0406]

I think her VA is worse

[@someguy6940]

@@Kyuubey0406 why?

[@ALPHATEAM76]

My anime experience with lolis actually makes it cursed

[@christinahayes1128]

Playtime’s voice is honestly adorable...?

[@CloneLoli]

Time for lewds.

[@korrupt9527]

Orisit...?

[@emili0645]

No ITS NOT TIME

[@torchscrazyfursuits9548]

It's annoying af to me lol

[@ShyKun86]

Creepily adorable, I love it.

[@martines2956]

One of the best videos I have ever seen. It was funny, it was interesting, it was very exciting, it was scary, but not too much and I was extremly tense all the time. I love this video.

[@harleythedoge511]

“Congratulations you’ve collected all seven notebooks! Now all you need to do is GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!” Baldi said calmly.

[@isaacs1659]

Congratulations you posted on Twitter nice brc- stop they ate coming to cancel you please leave o God I see the monster aaaaaaaaaa."white static".

[@isaacs1659]

We are pleased to inform you that 911 does nout worrrrk.

[@gaydogs]

This game preys on feelings of hopelessness and stress to really boost the horror vibes. So, like, take the face coming toward you while you were stuck in place for example. You wanted to go, you couldn't go, there was an unknown thing that was moving toward you at a constant speed, and you had just enough time to ask "what's gonna happen when it touches me?" That's the part that makes it scary. Also, hi Mark. Used to watch your vids all the time when I was younger. Don't usually now, but it's nice to see that your still making great content!

[@penguins_eth3781]

Also the ambiance and the random scares really makes it more scary. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time.

[@pyrofox5034]

Nice profile pic

[@OBSV449]

This game is not scary. Jumpscares are not scary. They're a split-second startle that leaves you with a feeling of annoyance rather than genuine fear. This is FNAF with worse graphics, which doesn't say a lot based on how terrible the FNAF series was.

[@burningsexuality1540]

SAD bad day?

[@OBSV449]

@@burningsexuality1540 no, just stating why most of the games Mark considers "scary" are failures in most ways of fear.

[@YayMiko]

"Watch a man descend into madness" ft Markiplier

[@Icalasari]

I thought that was every Markiplier video?

[@PSYKIC_JC_CRAZY]

Markiplier's hate spree starts at: 27:02 ends at: 27:38

[@elizabethdrinkwine939]

I know it's kinda mean but every time Mark was losing his shit and managed to put the howler monkey to shame, I just smiled and thought "Mark, you're a treasure" Despite what the game might suggest, it's not actually patience or intensive strategy that wins the day, it's the power of rage-fueled persistence, spite, and an impressive amount of successive f-bombs. I know you'll never see this Mark, but you're an absolute treasure and I hope you know that. Mark said in a relatively recent video (as of 2022) that he's worked really hard to control his anger and despite the display in this video (completely warranted, though), it's still apparent to me over his years of videos that he's really done a lot of work and effort into anger management. So I'm very proud of him. It's rotten work, I tell you.

[@drchistiphar5060]

Typical, u enter highschool and the first thing you see is a coryxkenshin reference

[@Boi5268]

If only

[@debbiemerryman3091]

Welp oof, I barely started highschool XD

[@theonyx_tigress7427]

Damn Cory hasn't uploaded in a while. Hope he's okay

[@skull2662]

I miss cory

[@jujunotonbeat3344]

julio fr😔

[@icemagiciangh3268]

I’d ask Mark to play the other chapters, but I’d like for him to keep the remainder of his sanity

[@flamingwolf1]

what sanity are you talking about?

[@kumikamii]

Sanity? What sanity?

[@nmadedn]

Sanity? What's that?

[@thegiantegg9672]

Nah who gives a shit about that

[@samgreen6493]

Let’s pay respects to our good friend, Gotta Sweep

[@in3rro]

10:26 that’s my mom when she hears me walking in the middle of the night for food

[@aruyagarik5464]

If this were a regular school, playtime and I would've been throwing hands.

[@archerkurokami9320]

Just chop her hands off, problem solved.

[@wronguniverse3369]

@@archerkurokami9320 UK equivalent of American schools

[@wren9680]

I'd honestly vibe with her

[@shannonrobbins59]

id literally start a gang war if playtime were in my school

[@nightfall3559]

Playtime: _WAR!!!!!!!_ Me: _oh ITS ON_