Baldur's Gate 3, but I gave Astarion a Gun

This was recorded a long time ago when this meme was going around, but I thought it was a crap video.
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[@satinizer8021]

Most in-character run I've ever seen. 0 fucks given. Just you, Cazador and a glock

[@JazzyCee]

A one track mind for sure! Glad you enjoyed it!

[@satinizer8021]

@@JazzyCee Was about to ask if you'd consider doing any other runs like that, but the options are kinda limited. Guess Wyll's speedrun to Iron Throne would work, or Karlach's to kill Gortash, but they are too good-aligned to ignore all the people in need along the way

[@JazzyCee]

@@satinizer8021Sure, I'll put it in the ideas list. Maybe I can make something out of it. Thanks.

[@kasmith54]

Glockstarion

[@JazzyCee]

Haha, that's how they called him in the streets of Baldur's Gate for sure!

[@s1b3r11]

"Dude, your trauma's kind of ruined the vibe" XD

[@JazzyCee]

Like, trauma dumping when I'm recording?? Surely there's a better time?!

[@s1b3r11]

@@JazzyCee I completely agree XD Astarion, next time go have your ptsd somewhere else instead of ruining the vibe XD

[@m-gascorner4624]

Go-Go Gadget: Open Carry!

[@JazzyCee]

My favorite episode of Inspector Gadget was def the one where he commits double homicide.

[@SunnesVirlian]

lore acurrate astarion

[@codyconnor6981]

POV: You dropped a group of Americans into Baldur’s Gate to show the people the glory of the second amendment.

[@JazzyCee]

Therapist: American Astarion does't exist, he can't hurt you. American Astarion:

[@Silburific]

​@@JazzyCeeYankstarion: "Careful now, darlin'- ah bite~"

[@VerluxUA]

7 bucks for a bit, was it worth it? Scholars are divided

[@JazzyCee]

Haha! It was certainly a bold strategy that will not pay off at all.

[@lawrencefosterjenkins8216]

The amazing horse reference…the fact that I recognized it really shows my age.

[@JazzyCee]

Stoooop, you'll make me feel old too!

[@spctvl03]

holy crap comedy gold

[@Solrex_the_Sun_King]

I could imagine Astarion saying this entire video lol

[@artificiallightk]

Counterpoint: Rocket Launcher. Beautiful. Mesmerizing. Life altering.

[@unclebara7356]

SHART JUMPSCARE

[@JazzyCee]

That's so funny, I should've edited her appearance like that!

[@TheDjdjakko]

I'm sorry but the benny quote broke me!

[@JazzyCee]

Hey, if I have a chance to reference New Vegas you bet your derriere I will!

[@aimbright935]

Astarion playing the secret Artificer class

[@mega2009man]

I loved this! Too hilarious I gotta share it 😂🤣

[@tumainivt]

*fancy* C A S A D O R

[@PhantomMelody1876]

NoW TRY it on honour mode

[@JazzyCee]

I def want to do it legit at some point as an actual speedrun. But that's far away, hopefully once the channels more stable.

[@ravenmystique1863]

“Counterpoint 🧐, Rocket launcher 😃☝️” I feel like most dialogue in this game could be solved like this

[@JazzyCee]

The wizard that just got fireball mindset.

[@Marvelite]

Sorry I didn't catch it, what was that game in the end? Is it available on steam?

[@JazzyCee]

Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms and yes, it's on Steam. Maybe it's stockholm syndrome, but I might do a short video on it, because it has a very satisfying thing I never saw any other idle games do. Edit: Also, if you do play, check out the Jukebox, the songs in there are awesome!

[@Marvelite]

@@JazzyCee Thank you so much!!!! Did you have to do mods to have the squid Astarion?

[@JazzyCee]

@@Marvelite Oh no that's a skin, that's why I said it cost me 7 bucks haha. You can get Astarion himself for free, tho, but you have to grind a bit, I believe.

[@Louves192]

It's a strangely addicting game. One day I started it out of curiosity and bam! now I have 2k hours.

[@JazzyCee]

@@Louves192 U right. I just passed over 100 hours, and had 5 when I made this video lol.

[@zachfutv9986]

RPGs Don't explode, they just punch holes in really hard things. Rocket launchers explode.

[@JazzyCee]

I don't know how serious you are being, but I will leave this here regardless: RPGs don't explode, but what they throw certainly does. The warhead ("the grenade") is designed to explode, which is what actually punches through armor and stuff. Also, RPGs are actually a type of Rocket launcher. It's that whole "Every RPG is a rocket launcher, but not every rocket launcher is an RPG."

[@zachfutv9986]

@@JazzyCee I just meant they don't explode like missiles do. But yes, you are very correct.

[@Viralvicky0666]

Martial arts move.... RPG!!!

[@bingonight1504]

Incredible work on that joke at the end, but never do that again im worried for you

[@JazzyCee]

I'm sorry to report that the next few videos have even worse decisions on my part.

[@SteveTheArtCritic]

ehem, it's "twunk" not twink good sir

[@JazzyCee]

I shan't hear none of it! The only explanation for Astarion being muscular is Larian not bothering with other body types. That man was an aristocrat turned emaciated vamp, no way those abs are canon, haha.

[@gaIIowsCaIibrator]

It's definitely twink

[@canineatnight6026]

Nah man. Is not even ww1 and you already making ww3

[@JazzyCee]

Speedrunning the end of the world over here.

[@mickeymanik]

WHAT MOD IS THIS!!!!!! I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!

[@JazzyCee]

M1911, RPG, Colt Python, AKM. Can't get you the exact names rn, but if you search for these on the Nexus you should find the right mods.

[@huewynaut]

h yes, spend money to get a character in a game, instead of searching youtube videos lmao. The Video was very fun tho. Just the ending was a bit abrupt and would have been fun if you'd shown more :)

[@JazzyCee]

I did search. There were no videos with that skin that I could find. To my mind, the whole video was supposed to.just be a joke, so dragging it out didn't feel right.

[@Thunder_god69]

What's the mod

[@JazzyCee]

It was a bunch of different ones. AKM, Colt Python, M1911, RPG, and I think those were it.

[@Thunder_god69]

Ok it just wanted to know the mod names so I could download them

[@GabrielBadwolf]

😂😂😂😂