This video includes VOD 3 and 4 from my playthrough! Part 3: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fmHZonxjft5-j6s Part 4: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qofPZ2OIgqdphc0
@vorteil6563 Жыл бұрын
Epic
@stalker_ultrakill Жыл бұрын
certified vod classic
@VagueCastle649 Жыл бұрын
Nice
@mdalsted Жыл бұрын
If you reach the part where a clown is asking for a volunteer, be sure you have Astarion in your party, because if you have him go up on stage, he says something pretty hysterical before he (reluctantly) goes up there.
@Bonerlord Жыл бұрын
keep up the good work!
@n0isyb0i98 Жыл бұрын
Shen screaming “Oh god WE’RE EATING HER OUT!!!” fuckin killed me. The genuine fucking fear and confusion in her voice
@syrusalder7795 Жыл бұрын
The highlight of the video
@HailTheRegent Жыл бұрын
ABORT MISSIOOOOON!!
@theschafer5367 Жыл бұрын
Lae'zel, best girl!
@Dracobyte Жыл бұрын
Cool!
@cymikgaming12663 ай бұрын
*FEARFUL BISEXUAL SCREETCHING*
@sippyboivergil9198 Жыл бұрын
This Voxer seems like the kind of dude to stand in front of an explosion and hold his mouth open to catch some of the bits.
@AeroViro Жыл бұрын
I can't explain how loud my laugh was when I read this
@ocomolinaehain1795 Жыл бұрын
It’s like hot snow
@ravenmadd3895 Жыл бұрын
@@AeroViro Neither can I!
@valiang8867 Жыл бұрын
@@ocomolinaehain1795 Mmmmm spicy
@ToozdaysChild Жыл бұрын
"Explosion strong? I WILL EAT IT AND CONSUME ITS POWER"
@darienb1127 Жыл бұрын
Okay, but the idea of a charatcer who is so cosmically bad at flirting that they keep getting attention from the people who they are not attracted to is fucking comedy gold!
@shinuyashami5595 Жыл бұрын
Isn't that just romance anime in a nutshell
@andrewseet4408 Жыл бұрын
@@shinuyashami5595 yes it is. Yes it is 🤣
@mistamemewide Жыл бұрын
"you're an idiot. I like idiots."
@randomperson8375 Жыл бұрын
fr that moment when you're going for Shadowheart, but Gale likes you way more for some reason. seriously, he's so easy to please and I don't know why lmao
@boanoah6362 Жыл бұрын
@@randomperson8375 I legit think Gale is broken, like, I borderline did nothing but kept him fed on magic items and for some reason during Act 2 he confronted me for cheating on him with my actual romance option... Now I just use a mod to make it impossible for him to gain romance points with me and it's great.
@polikjidg7985 Жыл бұрын
Voxer throwing the selunite chest until it break is the most barbarian thing i've ever saw
@ThePfeffernusse Жыл бұрын
Why throw rock at chest, when you can throw chest at rock?
@lysonae Жыл бұрын
Especially when the answer was right there 😂
@MrMaradok Жыл бұрын
@@lysonaeYeah, but the “correct” answer pisses of Shadowheart unless you send her to an entirely different location
@ValetinoLovebird Жыл бұрын
Voxer dont solve riddle....he beats riddle
@danielhughes3758 Жыл бұрын
@@MrMaradokOr beat a slight of hand check
@leothelionstar4809 Жыл бұрын
😂 Shen accidentally rizzing up all the wrong people, instead of the guy she actually wants is just so… accurate to her experiences with games.
@Nocturnewashere Жыл бұрын
A rizzmaster, but at whar cost 😢
@HelghastTrooper Жыл бұрын
@@Nocturnewashere The Rizzard of Oz
@X-SPONGED Жыл бұрын
Suffering from success...
@jtlego1 Жыл бұрын
Ballin, But At What Cost.
@spazzdude9493 Жыл бұрын
I love seeing shen have an actual panic attack when she cheats on her fictional vampire boyfriend
@moonlight_dreaming0024 Жыл бұрын
I would panic too I’d never cheat on my fictional vampire boyfriend 😌
@moosen135 Жыл бұрын
Remember, it isn't cheating if you reload your save after.
@MappyTheSquire Жыл бұрын
"OH GOD WE'RE EATING HER OUT" screamed with all of the terror of watching a man die in front of you took me OUT DUDE LMAO
@cymikgaming12663 ай бұрын
she was watching voxer's virginity die
@littlec121productions3 Жыл бұрын
Shens reaction to the Lae'zel sex speed run is one of the funniest things I've heard on KZbin.
@Vespuchian Жыл бұрын
Shen unga-bunga’ing her way through the game (and stumbling ass-backwards through the _wrong romance)_ is exactly the content I was looking forward to this weekend
@reagansido5823 Жыл бұрын
"You don't want to watch me play the game, you just want to watch me be endlessly horny." I'm feeling very called out rn.
@OliveDiamonds Жыл бұрын
I'm not even kidding, I had to sit down from laughing at Lae'zel's scene. I'm listening to this in my headphones at work and when Shen started screaming I was just sitting in an aisle holding like 3 boxes of granola bars trying to catch my breath 😂
@psyc840 Жыл бұрын
Several forms of NSFW
@Dracobyte Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha!
@g_vost7 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD I WAS AT WORK TOO LMAO I NEARLY SCREAMED IN THE CANDLE AISLE
@Bianca_baryonx Жыл бұрын
The pure fear in Shen’s voice at 11:56 is so funny lmaoo
@jeremiahharris3950 Жыл бұрын
Shen: *plays a manly barbarian* Also Shen: "Why are all these women thirsty for Voxer?"
@delmattia96 Жыл бұрын
Those screams in the Lae'zel scene lmaoooo
@ignightroad Жыл бұрын
Lae'zel: I want us to eat each other Shen, screaming in cunnilingus:
@Dracobyte Жыл бұрын
Niceeee
@KatsuDrawn Жыл бұрын
listening to you freaking out and screaming "OH GOD WE"RE EATING HER OUT!!!" is the funniest shit 🤣🤣
@nemofish3504 Жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo I will never not laugh when Astarion stops midsetence to scream ‘WILL YOU SHUT UP’ at the book
@misslethal2355 Жыл бұрын
"Easy now, let's not do anything h i l a r I o u s" is easily one of my favorite Astarion lines in this stupid game
@StriderHoang Жыл бұрын
Shen playing as Barb Voxer just automatically excuses her from any and all 0 IQ decisions
@naymar_v9332 Жыл бұрын
Hearing Shen freak out during the sex scene with that gif on screen is the best thing I watched all day, it made my day, thank you so much!
@hangdog355 Жыл бұрын
11:53 Shen becomes the irl equivalent of those feral stick figure drawings
@UnknownLink30 Жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard when Shen freaked out and said abort mission
@garrettord3304 Жыл бұрын
9:40 this interaction made me fall in love with Bae'Zel. She's a perfect mix between believably realistic and a hilarious roleplayer
@thecakegarden5324 Жыл бұрын
Another episode of my new favorite show "The Life and Times, and Suffering of Voxer ft Astarion"
@ibanezplayer8080 Жыл бұрын
Watching the barbarian throw the magic chest instead of finding the prayer sheet nearby had me literally almost choke
@bycandlelight2957 Жыл бұрын
Far prefer watching Shen play this than most people I’ve checked out. The laughter is too damn contagious.
@syrusalder7795 Жыл бұрын
Shen's laugh is absolutely a big draw, and the fact she's a hopeless horny human is just icing on the cake.
@erdtroll7010 Жыл бұрын
17:21 “woooaaah all of these guys are funky looking!“ Dont you mean they are *fungi* looking? >:)
@syrusalder7795 Жыл бұрын
I scream seeing shen go places she absolutely should not go yet. big "this is fine" energy
@FonVegen Жыл бұрын
I have been meticulously reloading for this moment. The endlessly horny and silly (even by BG3 standards sometimes) is what makes this playthrough fun!
@Rene9adeSU Жыл бұрын
okokokok soo i've consumed an UNHEALTHY amount of baldurs gate 3 content along with sinking countless hours into this game myself, but... 1. throwing the fucking magic box until it explodes has never crossed my mind and i LOVE that it works 2. Lae'zel not knowing the pronounciation of comming words is fucking adorable 3. this game is incredible oh also 4. yes Lae'zel is combat-sexual, kill enough stuff and she basically jumps on you, but her character arc is one of the best I've ever seen so if you stick it out till the end you'll probably be quite surprised!
@BilliamTorpedo Жыл бұрын
She really came at me with "mmm I can still *smell* the goblin on you 😋" after we wiped out the goblin camp lmao
@jasonlu9562 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the box thing is a bug with tavern brawler where the extra throw damage it does ignored box/door's toughness. And Lae'zel is indeed the best.
@todo9633 Жыл бұрын
25:46 Can we just talk about this for a moment. Sub: I got married Shen: Happy birthday
@zwalker9024 Жыл бұрын
So much chaos who gave this woman that much power
@kriswithdrip Жыл бұрын
11:07 - 12:07 absolutely FLOORED ME. I was laughing for a solid 5 minutes 😭 ( 11:45 also had me in tears. )
@RedstarIsHere Жыл бұрын
Love seeing Voxer be very normal as usual.
@gunkeythefunkymonkeyjunky Жыл бұрын
7:55 The most barbarian solution to a locked chest that explodes!
@brianadoesart5195 Жыл бұрын
love the little "Astarion approves" in the corner at 25:30 when you push the dude into the water 🤣🤣
@Virtualsinner Жыл бұрын
Shen playing a game is basically free advertisment.
@stellabourbon2122 Жыл бұрын
7:27 that frog snapped me out of a depressive spiral
@andrewseet4408 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The typical Shen experience. Not being where she is supposed to be yet. And getting the romance she didn’t expect or want 🤣. That “Love” scene was absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@KnicKnac Жыл бұрын
The mass excitement in your voice about playing fetch with the doggo is absolutely wholesome. Always pet the best boy Scratch.
@HeavenlyHavoc Жыл бұрын
I think you might be the only person ever to do progression this way. I didn't make it to Grymforge until like level 5 around 50 hours in. I didn't even know you could reach the underdark through the spider cave!! There's like 4 ways there, this is the new Blackreach!
@verenmercer8586 Жыл бұрын
11:46 That panic attack was ABSOLUTELY palpable! 🤣👏
@k-conn2266 Жыл бұрын
Thank you, Shen. I needed to see Astarion yelling at the book to shut up. 🤣🤣🤣 My night has been made.
@murphyebony1799 Жыл бұрын
They've managed to capture the horniness and general chaos of D&D so well in this game, I couldn't stop laughing throughout the video
@dia4316 Жыл бұрын
Tears in my eyes, I laughed so hard at the "Oh god WE’RE EATING HER OUT!"
@RRed1910 ай бұрын
“Abort mission!”
@MinaBear492 Жыл бұрын
I love that shen accidentlied into an entire big section of the game, I didn't know you could do that! Also in cannon for how Voxer seems to be handling things lol
@kenzielynne7078 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait until Shen meets Karlach. Her head is going to explode.
@greenhydra10 Жыл бұрын
Nice, more "normal" gameplay for my delighted consumption.
Just Shen screaming and yelling at Lae'zel as all we see is a black screen and cat milo, just absolutly sent me. I can't stop laughing
@venm Жыл бұрын
It's great to see some more asterion. Ever since I got picked up by mommy Karlach ive not been able to see much else.
@AbadonXXX Жыл бұрын
“I know how to solve this puzzle, I call it the gordian knot solution.” -voxer probably as he raises his axe
@wald-prinz Жыл бұрын
I have not even once heard astarion laugh so much from failing the timmask spore checks, it's hilarious
@TheRealAculeatis Жыл бұрын
Bro I cannot resist laughing when I hear shen just panicking “Ahhh She’s naked 🫣” “OH GOD WE’RE EATING HER OUT😨” and best of all “VOXER😱”
@natebrown7968 Жыл бұрын
When shen said yes to la'zel she literally became the "no, stop, what are you doing!?" Markiplier meme
@britishninja Жыл бұрын
Shen Screaming VOXER with the same conviction and fear as Lois scream PETER (coincidentally over the same subject too lmao)
@DoubleGoblin Жыл бұрын
Seeing Shen freak out over just how fast Lae'zel is to bang is wonderful, makes me appreciate the existence of the "sex percent" speedrun.
@lawrencefosterjenkins82169 ай бұрын
"easy now, let's not do anything hilarious" is the funniest line in the game and my ass completely missed it because i couldn't find the underdark by the time i finished act 1
@SeamusMudge Жыл бұрын
Thirst-trap Voxer is hilarious. 😂
@ghastlyghifin4029 Жыл бұрын
[Intentionally targeting Asterion, denies Shadowheart in the process] [Accidentally stumbles ass over teakettle into a Lae'zel romance]
@jefferyscholl Жыл бұрын
I love that she is playing the game without even realizing there are other options she can use (or chooses not to). Have a rogue in your party, nah chop the doors down instead of having them lockpick. Also, I don't think she knows you can move people independently outside of combat, I do not think I have seen the button clicked once lol. 10/10 laughing my ass off.
@archiebaroness Жыл бұрын
This is easily the best bg3 playthrough on youtube by miles! I love it and i need more, NOW!!!
@nickrubin7312 Жыл бұрын
I have 300h EA+Full release, never knew that just throwing that magic chest would break it like any other chest (I do throw a lot, the game loves throwing and shoving, but I always thought I have to do all those steps for this puzzle that you just skipped and opened it barb style) Such a barbarian thing to do, great RP
@fernandozavaletabustos205 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for another well edited hightlights video!
@rainestar67817 ай бұрын
she would not recover from the Minthara party scene
@some_one4295 Жыл бұрын
I love how half of this video is just wandering around the Underdark because you decided to jump down a hole just to see what would happen.
@MrSprite69 Жыл бұрын
Shen, you scraming Oh God WE'RE EATING HER OUT!!! VOXER!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Is the same energy as Lois from Famil Guy screaming Peter. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! And I love that for us.
@jacobter-stepanyan2925 Жыл бұрын
I’ve played the same quests in such a vastly different way and seeing someone go through them smashing everything and everyone is… healing something in me? 😂
@deadlysoupy Жыл бұрын
Loved watching streams, the editing makes it even better. Screams of anguish during Laezel sex were my favorite part
@Cinnaschticks Жыл бұрын
11:50 had me laughing so hard I got a headache. Holy crap.
@UchihaOokami2596 Жыл бұрын
"i was following the main plot and now im in the underdark... how did this happen!!" Yeah thats any good D&D game. If you dont inadvertently end up in the underdark for like 10 sessions you werent playing right
@moonlight_dreaming0024 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god this is so true. I was just trying to find that lady. That’s goddamn all. 1. Ended up in a full blown war 2. Met a dodgy ass half drow cannibal who I’m stuck with 3. Best friend got abducted 4. Got betrayed and forced into the Underdark So on….so on…
@ShadzeriosFIN8 ай бұрын
Rewatching these videos for probably sixth time because Senpai's reaction is absolutely hilarious. In my first campaign of Baldur's Gate 3, Lae'zel and Astarion got on my bad side because I am too kind person-- also 'accidentally' killed Astarion when he came to try and drink off of my Tav as I mistook the [melee option] to an intimidation like how in the first time you meet Astarion. I did not think that I would actually fucking kill him! I FELT SO FUCKING BAD!
@Alexhikari Жыл бұрын
I know this is extra extra late now, but in the context of Gale I play as a Bard and basically got him already almost at max relation by: doing magic with him in the conversations, giving him a magic relic the INSTANT I saw the Arcane Hunger on him, and being a goody two shoes(to a point). Think he almost pounced me in that Weave cutscene he was down so bad.
@xantares13 Жыл бұрын
I wish someone would cast hold person on me.
@dmitrisemenoff6455 Жыл бұрын
One day don't worry
@steegen101 Жыл бұрын
I ran a fight against an Ochre Jelly over a year ago and when it split, my players made a new friend named Googon who we'll never forget. Seeing you fight those blobs in the game is so cool for me cuz I go "THEY PUT GOOGON IN BALDUR GAME!!!"
@jameshaughney2327 Жыл бұрын
I made the EXACT same noises when I learned I could play fetch with Scratch. I was just like "OH MY GOD BEST GAME"
@looseGoose878 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely DYING to Shen screaming during the sex scene lol.
@yolorex08 Жыл бұрын
Voxer is the guy trying to put the circle block in the square hole
@surgeofgaming6405 Жыл бұрын
The sexual panic is REEAALLL
@JonSho9829 Жыл бұрын
You hate Astarion but you wanna fix him I've seen that before. Someone says "I hate this character." As they proceed to crush on that character you wanna fix him.
@mimikip Жыл бұрын
I actually managed to beat Nere without having to fight him. I told the gnomes I had black powder and they left, and I went directly to camp to heal. When I came back ready to blow the rocks up, the path was open and Nere was already dead XD All I did then was cut his head off and went back to looting everything :)
@GlassShark Жыл бұрын
Shen having a literal actual breakdown at the Lae’zel Romance Scene™️ put me in tears screaming and laughing I’m gonna THROW UP LMAO
@jamespeech9141 Жыл бұрын
12:05 Shen just became a mom who's watching her son make a life choice that would scare her for life.
@X-SPONGED Жыл бұрын
Imagine having such low rizz that you constantly attract people who you don't even want. I guess everyone eventually falls for the buff himbo regardless of charisma, huh?
@moonlight_dreaming0024 Жыл бұрын
Let’s just wait until the RIGHT person falls for him. 💀
@exerzet2661 Жыл бұрын
if it is any consolation; I too found myself in the underdark after taking a wrong turn, and finding a hidden passage in a fireplace.
@tylergriffith65110 ай бұрын
Nearly died laughing at the freakout over cunnilingus and despite the near death experience, you have a new subscriber
@boanoah6362 Жыл бұрын
To be fair... Lae'zel is down to clown if you make that tiefling grovel, so much so it's a CORE part of the sex% speedruns... Also, for anyone curious... you get to see FULL dangling sack.
@apuffball5754 Жыл бұрын
It's funny that you somehow didn't get the "let's stab that elf in the back" dialogue from the Dwarf chief. Makes the fight easier, and pays really well
@arrowacep Жыл бұрын
1) as a person who started romancing Lae'zel in early access out of spite for people who hate her (for being a mean, not hot woman mostly), I saw that (unfinished) sex scene as my gith barbarian and it fucking sent me for a good fifteen minutes irl 2) the really cool thing about Omelium and Blurg is that the Society of Brilliance is a real thing in the actual canon. I'm running Out of the Abyss, the Underdark Module, and they feature as friendly random encounters. While OotA's Blurg is an orog (elf/orc hybrid) and their ilithid is Grasilaxx, the whole Society is full of high INT monstrous races including a derro, a kuo-toa, and a troglodite. Being in the underdark (even in EA) was delightful and i was so excited to see my friends in the Society 3) aside from Gale (whose approval skyrockets if you feed him), Lae'zel is the easiest companion to get to a romance point. If you take her to talk to Zorru or you see the gith by the mountain pass, she full on just gets so much approval she wants to bone and that's so funny to me. Woman knows what she likes and it's power and not sharing.
@MiloIsChillin48 Жыл бұрын
I dont remember subscribing to this channel? But i dont mind it? Suprises like this are very much welcome in my life lol.
@WolfHreda Жыл бұрын
With my very first character to get to Grymforge, I hadn't had a single character actually die up that point. Gale, at full health, got shoved by a Duergar Barbarian straight into that lava and died on the next round. I even had Karlach jump in to try and save him, but the lava did too much damage for him to survive even after having a big health potion thrown on him.
@kirrukie9845 Жыл бұрын
I think my favorite thing about bg3 is the amount of options, like you got to the underdark in a completely different way.
@BouncingTribbles11 ай бұрын
Watching you blindly stumble into everything is a joy. My character has 8 int and wis, but I've been playing like he's a genius with eagle eyes. This was refreshing, and really informed how I might have been playing if I was actually role playing my character
@secret1566 Жыл бұрын
Shen losing her shit from the romance scene was so damn amazing, I can't wait for more of this insanity XD
@meganmcdonald3333 Жыл бұрын
Shenpai playing Stupid/Horny Barbarian……I mean Baldur’s Gate 3!
@marleyfa845 Жыл бұрын
I rewatched your first BG3 video... 4 times already? It was hilarious. This isn't any less funny xD
@moonlight_dreaming0024 Жыл бұрын
“WHAT AM I DOING IN THE UNDERDARK?! I SHOULD NOT BE IN THE UNDERDARK!!” ^^^^The catchphrase of my Campaign
@GRIMHOOD99 Жыл бұрын
I love how Shen is like "I shouldn't be in the underdark" meanwhile I am like "You should be in the underdark, it's fun."
@conorharkin5021 Жыл бұрын
Man do I love seeing Shen have a mental breakdown funnyist shit ever, your the best Shen😂