Baldur's Gate 3 But It's Just Memes Part 4

Just a fella playing some more Baldur's Gate 3. Again.
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Outro Song: The End of Times - Jorge Aguilar
• The End of Times
#LoneWolfie #baldursgate3 #dnd

[@isorrowredpanda]

You waved at a god, lightly sassed her, and then she just fucking smites you. 10/10

[@GigiBranconi]

Not even a God. She needed to use Wish on you, a god wouldn't have xD

[@IndependentObserver]

Not a god. God wouldn't need to use a "Wish" spell. If anything, her using it only proves that she's nothing more than a a lvl-20-Führer-murderhobo, and an incredibly petty one at that- whenever you cast Wish you have 33% chance of never being able to cast it again, and yet she was going to risk losing that power, just to prove a point to a random bunch of adventurers that hurt her feefees.

[@kitsunekaze93]

@@GigiBranconi sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from divine power! or something along those lines ( she is a fraud )

[@whcnoland09]

I like to think she looses access to the wish spell with that use

[@t0uchme343]

Iirc she sacrifices gith to cast Wish.

[@TheWonderfulWombat]

I went through most of the game barefoot because I fed Gale my shoes and kept forgetting to put new ones on.

[@goldeklee]

I imagine this comment must be *wild* to anyone who managed to miss Gale in this game (or simply lacks the contexts).

[@Cole.Brimstone]

@@goldeklee I lack the contexts, and this is hilarious.

[@nyxtheria]

​@@Cole.BrimstoneGale has to "eat" magical items for... reasons, basically

[@themeddler7806]

​@@goldekleeThat was me until recently holy smokes.

[@nerdygal6133]

“I feed Gale my shoes” 🤣

[@Krondies]

he'll kneel for vampy boy not for some god

[@piedoo34]

we'll**

[@Krondies]

@@piedoo34 true

[@kitsunekaze93]

one asked nicely!

[@captiveCorsair]

Got those priorities right

[@dionysus4742]

So whats she gonna do huh?? KILL HIM? Well fine but Astarion has also done that first :3

[@DrgnDrake]

She can just END you?! How did I live through that encounter...

[@figa5567]

yab. What separates gods from lvl 17-20 wizards and other casters is that they can cast wish however many times they want :)

[@biggerdan2009]

Shes not a god tho. She's just a really powerful litch.

[@Kaszkieciorz_TG]

​@@biggerdan2009but l=b

[@figa5567]

@@biggerdan2009 Supposedly she's attained some form of divinity already no? Just no a full-fledged god yet. Maybe I'm getting my lore mixed up.

[@MeonLights]

​@@figa5567 I think DnD lore is kinda nebulous on that as well. We know mortals can "ascend" like the Raven Queen but she kinda took the divinity from the old god of death. Vecna and similar liches wanted to be gods but often just stayed powerful casters with a following. Where exactly the powerful lich ends and a real god begins is probably up to the DM/Writers.

[@leviHeichou]

I mean. Astarion is right when he is saying the party is full of weirdos :D. Every party is. Always.

[@Nemamka]

Narrator: It sucks greedily Lone: ME Me: SUBSCRIBED

[@siekaykay]

take a shot for every ‘oh no’

[@GigiBranconi]

I DID NOT KNOW ASTARION TRIES TO GET YOU OUT if you try to get the tadpole removed yourself ;_; Oh god I love him so much 😭 Persuasion check succeeded.

[@szandorkane6372]

Another tidbit of that is when you grab the Blood of Lathander and get trapped, he actually goes "you all get out of here, I'll help them!"

[@mothernothingness1358]

@@szandorkane6372 wait, REALLY? i need to see it *-*

[@GigiBranconi]

@@szandorkane6372 HE CARES AHHHHH He can be so sweet of he wants to ♡

[@szandorkane6372]

It's easy to miss since it's only an "overhead dialogue" instead of a cutscene, but I was also very happy about it.@@mothernothingness1358

[@TallGirthyMan]

waving at vlaakith is the best decision in the game imo

[@Dragonbombs]

You guys have such an infectious joyous energy Keep the bg3 content coming gay dog

[@captiveCorsair]

For real, their laughing is contagious

[@TheAMGReviewers]

apparently when she wishes you to end its the level9 spell, wish

[@sheepwrecked9883]

and its a gods wish, which is a boosted, spammable version

[@TheAMGReviewers]

@@sheepwrecked9883 min maxed wish gatling gun

[@GayLPer]

​@@sheepwrecked9883 actually, I don't think it is a god's Wish

[@halloweeenieful]

@@sheepwrecked9883 it is? but I thought she wasn't a god, only trying to be one

[@Evnyofdeath]

@@sheepwrecked9883The fact she has to cast Wish means its not godly. Gods can simply make something happen, she has to cast a spell to cause it to happen.

[@eliotasterforrest5026]

"Mindflayer tadpoles got me acting UNWISE" 😂😂😂

[@Father_Kirbo]

LMFAO THE THUMBNAIL

[@heroizumi]

Oh yep, I definitely did that same exact combo of politely waving myself into death. XD

[@AsmodeusFire]

"Oh the child only has 5 health?" ON GOD I WAS WHEEZING ON THE FLOOR, its such a me thing to do. lowest hp first

[@monozuki]

As a fellow.. ah.. *cannonical ending partaker*: noice! Lessons were learned that day. Specifically the one about the EXACT location of the knife edge between sassing and actively pissing off a god.

[@ThePalebloodMaiden]

PART 4 WOOOOO!

[@lenacarey2333]

That power rangers outfit your friend’s character had on is the exact same fit I had Gale wearing for a long time. I couldn’t take him seriously, it was hilarious I’m also glad I’m not the only one who got insta killed by Vlaakith the first time I spoke to her for being a little shit

[@nocturna76]

that pissed me off so bad when i got insta-killed by her, i mean, she ain't even actually a god, just this random ass lich queen who can 'game over' you? i call bs

[@deffdefying4803]

@@nocturna76 it's not BS when Wish is literally a spell you can learn in D&D that can do that, one way or another. The fact that she had to cast a spell to kill you does reinforce the fact that she isn't a god though

[@cinder4181]

That level 9 wish spell hits different...

[@tooth2887]

5:54 you can almost HEAR the friend sit up from fear after you said that XD

[@PangolinPyrrhic]

And here's me worrying MY audio was borked ;D

[@KaspYAR]

I would love to see your baldurs gate palythrough in its entirety, not edited down or anything

[@ExtraRibs]

I'm so glad we got another one of these uwu Love this series so much

[@faemewmi]

That was my canonical end but i reloaded and continued my campaign in my infinite tsukuyomi dream

[@burnt3436]

that wave man... he so adorable

[@kirychan1226]

it is thanks to you that i made a dark urge alt bc you made it seem so fun and chaotic xD cheers wolfie

[@sashaneumann]

Thank you, gay dog!

[@Pascaloderso]

I'm glad you did another episode

[@WhiteSint]

thank you very much for the video! I also really want to thank you for the subtitles that you do, I, as a Russian-speaking person, really appreciate this and it is much easier for me to understand what is being said ♥

[@nirisu6954]

please keep making these they’re so fucking good LOL

[@chocobeetleful]

I've laughed out loud so many times during this! Please post more ❤

[@Hawkersoul]

Woaw the Power Ranger villain outfit is exactly what I put on my Halsin !

[@vermineater7308]

i found your channel from these videos and id love to see more of you and your friend doing silly stuff in bg3 :)

[@rosebush8016]

i've now binged watched all your baldurs gat videos, thank you they were great

[@Ethantuffy]

1:51 "This is the power of my stand, SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG!"

[@yate0128]

I hope for more It's been q joy to watch 😊

[@bethcain7732]

Loving the playthroughs!

[@thecandycrimes]

the fact that she WISHES you to end, risking her spellcasting just to spite you, IS SO FUNNY---

[@xAyumu94]

Istg the manic wheezing at everything is the best stuff ever. That's literally me while playing SOLO 😂

[@leahbivens3849]

I love y’all’s laughter

[@ozztin5779]

babe wake up. another Episode of "sir Barefoot Flappers and a gay dog" just dropped.

[@madysonluvs]

I like your laughs very contagious

[@_siye]

PART 4 LETS GOOO!!! i thought part 3 was the last 😂😂 i was starting to get upset😂😂

[@endarus6053]

I hate when i hit the enemy and it survives on 1 or 2 hp. Cull the Weak is such a good upgrade.

[@eveofthewood]

Hahahahaha I did that with Vlaakith too

[@ohteddyboyo]

the age old question: have you even played D&D properly if you never insulted a god? :D

[@Azulapus]

Wey, just found you the other day love the videos lmfao

[@Okapeep]

I did the exact same thing with Vlaaketh. I wonder how many people have died now because of her.

[@themeddler7806]

Vlakiith sounds like the old generic Dunmer VA from Oblivion. It’s been itching my brain since watching this.

[@crickidie]

More... MORE!!!!

[@SophieSarka]

Moooreee I need moooorrreeeee

[@minun3295]

wolf boop

[@orkas]

Thank you gay wolf for your effort ❤

[@elitenoob1]

More of these pls

[@MK68-419]

I can't believe they all canonically funking died :(

[@aftertigers]

i knew i recognized that outro music. what a throwback

[@quiteindeed6809]

May the gay be with you.

[@dorkytehl]

My game bugged and Shadowheart kept ending up barefoot randomly when I'd have no idea how, when, or why it happens. I'd just notice her missing certain buffs or abilities and sure enough, stupid NPC didn't want to keep her fucking boots on.

[@jacobdoolan4978]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

[@GTaichou]

Did she seriously use Wish on you? Oh buddy, your character is not coming back. RIP 😂

[@saracolax]

that also my canonical ending u know? and i did not expect it that fast hahaha XD

[@fefic881]

More weekly gay dog let's go!

[@TBKLumine]

Love you and your content gay doggo

[@irmoony]

Lol, I just realized your character's name is Cynder, which is a funny coincidence since I named mine Cinder.

[@williamrasmussen7437]

Is there a place to watch the full gameplay?

[@swamphyena7783]

❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@deadshot9356]

you would not believe how fast I clicked this video

[@cinnamoncookie739]

YAAAAASSS

[@DenvaProbablyDraws]

5:53 Are you like, entirely sure you didn't accidentally pick Dark Urge when exiting the womb?

[@DrunkenEros]

Yassss let's gooo

[@Miochh]

ITS BACK

[@tea-uq7lf]

thank u

[@suenzhong7891]

Part 4?!

[@milessmith8868]

YEAH BABBYYYYYYYY it's gay dog time

[@cinnamoncookie739]

MORE BG3

[@DrunkenEros]

What is mr yellow man's name? I know dark blue is wiggle and light blue is take. Studying for the wolfieverse exam

[@PangolinPyrrhic]

Nah you got it right it's Mr Yellow Man

[@DrunkenEros]

​@PangolinPyrrhic ty Mr. Yellow man, love your humour btw

[@PangolinPyrrhic]

​@@DrunkenErosUwU

[@Elidrys]

You two are terrible but hilarious

[@fourleafproductions9788]

Is pangolin from Durham or Newcastle area? He has a very north Eastern accent

[@PangolinPyrrhic]

*Sweats in geordie*

[@fourleafproductions9788]

@@PangolinPyrrhic YEEEESSSSS I live in South Shields I can recognise a fellow geordie in a 5 mile radius!

[@ronansmith2566]

Bottom

[@tacticalrexyonttok6631]

HOORAYYYY MY FAVORITE GAY DOG HAS UPLOADED

[@somedudewithakeyboard5388]

The only person I kneel for is Karlach so she can crush my head into pulp with her thighs before going to Withers and pickpocketing the gold used to bring me back

[@maxmcgrath1625]

my Canonical ending was *SPOILER ALERT* - - - - - I told the emperor not to eat orpheous so he turned me into a mindflayer and gave me up to the Elder Brain lol

[@aodku5587]

GOD is real

[@Arnveld]

Those are so amazing!