Baldur's Gate 3 Companions react to you licking a dead spider

[@neocores]

since ppl keep asking: see reply for location minthara and halsin disapprove but dont have any dialogue about it :( gale has a different line if youre romancing him. unsure about other romances, but astarion's lines are the same. the hair is from vesnelle's hair collection. the clothes are from basket of equipment. karlach is also modded, using datamined karlach. all of the above can be found on nexus mods! the tattoo is one i made myself by modifying the base files and also using an element from another tattoo mod, so it cannot be shared.

[@neocores]

the location is in act 2, inside shar's temple, where you find the orthon devil yurgir. the spider can be found just a level below, a bit behind where you meet him.

[@bluepaw8038]

Below are the two missing dialogues: - Astarion: "You're absolutely vile, gods above." (failed constitution check. Astarion and Tav are friends.) - Romanced Gale: "if what is happening is what I think is happening, and it's because you licked a dead spider - the time might just have come when you and I should split ways." (successful constitution check.)

[@GabbyJFS_02]

Just had this interaction with a romanced Gale, he threatened to break up with me if I did it again lmao

[@SkittlesInYourHand]

Actual goat calling out your mods. Love to see it

[@ari-nic4166]

Shadowheart’s are also different!

[@chaosenchanted]

You can tell Gale owned a cat

[@dancingcarapace]

He’s probably had to wrestle dead animals out of Tara’s mouth 😂😂

[@midnights2631]

As someone who has a cat, yes.

[@AdiG1]

With wings

[@digizilla164]

You dont own a cat.

[@primrosett]

He's 2 seconds away from grabbing the back of Tav's neck and going "WHAT DO YOU HAVE?? SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT NOW!!"

[@bcdparsons]

Everyone: Judging the player Karlach: BEEF

[@SolarFlareAmerica]

I don't get it. Is this in reference to something? Why dos she just blurt out beef like that 😂

[@Felony10]

​@@SolarFlareAmericaBEEF!!

[@repterria879]

@@SolarFlareAmericaidk if it’s a direct reference to something but it does make me think about that one vine with that little girl saying “I smell like beeeeeeeeef”

[@theblitzraider3563]

"You licked a dead spider. Dead. Spider. You licked it. That is something that happened." Bro is still trying to realize what just happened😂

[@shadesofjade]

Whomst?

[@lux0rd01]

He has no right to judge when he wants to jump our bones right after a giant fight.

[@hel2727]

​@@lux0rd01I mean that's not nearly the same kind of freaky

[@159tony]

I mean he ate the necromantic book of eldritch secrets.. So I don't want to hear him judge on dietary options

[@highshipper9222]

STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!

[@charliepatterson4050]

gale is so clearly a cat owner. you can tell when astarion tries to bite him, too. “SPIT THAT OUT!” he’s my favourite companion, by far.

[@sanguinespirit2397]

DO I SMELL BEEF 🔥🔥🔥

[@emily.o.c]

I literally fucking lost it 😂😭

[@turinmormegil7715]

That was hilariously in character hahahaha

[@iglusmulmus5171]

English is my second language (or I‘m just dumb) but I don‘t get it

[@turinmormegil7715]

@@iglusmulmus5171 she wanted a piece, that's what's funny

[@theteaparty3924]

BEF.

[@jcosmozd]

Gale is definitely a man who owns a cat

[@cleverpsyche115]

I mean, he can pick up Find Familiar sooooo

[@BlackPsionic]

Tressym! And she's a darn fine spellcaster in her own right!

[@thekeeperoftwindragons5976]

Gale looks genuinely concerned about your mental health

[@cinnymoongirl]

He's bae, he cares hahahaa

[@xBunnu]

Gale's reaction has me cackling 😂

[@michasokoowski6651]

It's truly a cat's owner reaction who is just done with the shit they are doing. XD

[@yeahshell5166]

No I freaking love it lmaoooo

[@AdiG1]

_STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!_

[@bubblehubble13]

"And have a long talk about unresolved childhood issues." I LOVE GALE SO MUCH 😭

[@aquarose9390]

Gale: Stoplickingthedamnthing!! 😂

[@aidangame]

Astarion: Confused but otherwise chill Wyll: casual overall Lae'zel: isn't having any of it. Karlach: amused Shadowheart: concerned for your mental state. Gale: is questioning the point of your existence.

[@dumbfukx]

honestly the first dialogue from Gale was being concerned about our mental health too kinda lol

[@emslayer33]

I love how at first Gale almost couldn't believe it, then he freaks out about it. lol

[@archeryguy1701]

Alright, Gale's reactions are far and away the best, hahaha!

[@star.2546]

Gale’s second reaction really is the best lmfao

[@ToroFox]

"Do I smell beef!?" Oh Karlach, never change.

[@luvondarox]

😂 I love Gale's reaction the most. He absolutely sounds like a pet owner, or had to watch toddlers at some point.

[@suicune4363]

he canonically owns a cat, i think.

[@Anna-md4dv]

tara is is his friend

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

@@Anna-md4dv And a tressym! Not a cat

[@hikaruxkaoruxlol]

I was *completely* unprepared for Karlach's "DO I SMELL BEEF" I am crying

[@prodtetch]

I would've expected Wyll to be a bit more disgusted, but he seems to be taking well to Durge's antics.

[@eesamees]

this certainly is a total durge thing but you can do it with any character regardless😂

[@markdumas3875]

Gale’s fucking reaction is exactly what I would say verbatim.

[@Sunakta]

Gale's reaction had me in absolute hysterics 😂 I can't

[@linksey]

I love Gale so fucking much oh my god. Each of his reactions are just pure gold

[@nealenthenerd399]

Gale turned a sentence into a single word

[@saturnthecat1322]

That's wizards for you.

[@Undecidedxx]

Gale’s comments are by far my favorite but Karlach completely caught me off guard with the randomness of that first one, I started choking 🤣

[@breebee6196]

Your character is damn fine, props to you, he's so...feral 😏

[@neocores]

gotta get that durge vibe ;)

[@broomhilder]

I was thinking the same thing…minus the spider licking lmao

[@storiesbyJTK]

@@broomhilderthe spider licking made him hotter

[@thirstyfordoctor609]

Gale's reaction to Tav licking it just killed me. The way he said it and how he looks at tav. I can't

[@gloomcookie1709]

Astarion: I dont like it...but I get it.

[@merla692]

Gale was genuinely mad at the end 😂😂

[@theclassicpro8797]

Gale is my favorite character now. Easily because of that voiceline

[@supereece1337]

Gale's reaction is the best one

[@candy-ninja]

This is disco Elysium levels of writing

[@kanda5324]

“We need to get you some air, and have a long talk about childhood issues” Gale lmfao

[@DystopianOverture]

Gale being all like 'yup mummy and daddy never loved you' XD

[@emilyfishburn6701]

Gale was so done 🤣🤣

[@LordofFullmetal]

Gale is such a dad lmfao I could not stop laughing at his reaction

[@Zipesthemanokit]

I was on a call with my friend while we were both playing dnd games (I was playing bg3 obv) and I was saying how gross it was. Then screamed "IT MAKES ME HORNY?!" My mum was so concerned 😂

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

Bless

[@Just-A-Gamer1524]

I'm ugly wheezing at 3am cuz Gale said it so deadpanned then, "STOP LICKING IT!!" 🤣

[@Diamond-gr4ur]

Gale is so unintentionally funny 😭

[@amanitasporling6658]

I think gales is the most hilarious one

[@Flutter_Aeina]

Everyone else: *disgust* Karlach: “I smell like beef… I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEEEF!”

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

😂😂😂 I love that vine. Kid was too funny

[@Maethendias]

HOLY SHIT GALE I LOVE IT he COMPLETLY went for the kill omg the absolute deadpan delivery i CANT

[@хахатун]

Your character is really handsome

[@ReadyRobot]

Gale's reaction is super funny to me because I made HIM lick the dead spider because I failed the arcana check.

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

A good use of wizardry xD

[@mangamithedragon9899]

The judgement on Gales face is what sells it 😂

[@dorukhanozen2580]

I made Astarion lick the Spider. Game said Shadowheart and Minthara disapproved did they disaprove Astarion or me ? can companions disapprove/approve one another ?

[@chief_mourner]

they just dissaprove of the general action. I imagine however that the point are lost to you though.

[@DarthSanguine]

Gale's reaction's the best. XD

[@sieghart9433]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT KARLACH SAYING "DO I SMELL BEEF?" LMAOOO this game

[@ghostsuru8429]

Karlach and Gale have the absolute best reactions.

[@mothman5816]

"Do I smell beef?!" Was the most unexpected and funniest thing

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

"stoplickingthedamnthing" is absolutely the best dialogue to come out of this but i do really love "why are you looking at that dead spider... coquettishly?"

[@cinnymoongirl]

This had me cackling ahahahah the way he says it is so good STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING

[@leilagotspaz]

Everyone else: Concern Karlach: *”DO I SMELL BEEF?”*

[@Spinosaurus44]

Gale had the best line. He had another one for me on the initial lick and I don’t remember the exact line, but it was something along the lines of: “if what I think just happened did happen the way I think it happened, then it’s time we discussed parting ways”.

[@siqueiravb]

I haven't seen Karlach's reaction until now... The LOL was literal...

[@FecalMattur]

Karlach is the ultimate treasure in the universe lmao

[@sirq4859]

Your character is beautiful woah! Can I ask what hair mod did you used? Also Gale's STOPLIKINGTHEDAMNEDTHING is priceless 😂

[@neocores]

it's vesnelle's hair collection on nexus! there's also a similar one in shibariwaluigi's npc hair edits.

[@sirq4859]

@@neocores thank you! C:

[@norryvamp]

Duuude, I love your character!

[@neocores]

thanks he's my fucked up lil guy!

[@nicole.-.3]

Gale’s response it’s so funny man ahjshsj

[@ParallaxHearts]

I'm a ride-or-die Astarion girl but Gale's line might be my favorite in the game

[@CyrixOkami]

Love that last but with Gale 'Stop licking the Damned Thing!' 😂😂

[@displacerkatsidhe]

I absolutely did the spider thing solely to get that response out of Gale 😂

[@Cinnamonn2]

'STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING!'

[@grymmoire]

Yeah right, like Gale is equipped to even begin to understand Durge's childhood issues.

[@willowmcintire21]

Karlach is your roommate in college that dares you to drink Everclear straight. 😂

[@allydavaris8492]

They are all great but my god Gale! OMG Gale broke me!!!

[@dragonhunterneo1742]

I have decided gale is me after this. Now where did I leave those magic boots it’s time for dinner

[@Gunkle_Jeb]

I like how Karlach is just like lmao based

[@HunterYT_Real]

“do i smell beef?” Literally every time i smell meat 😂😂😂

[@Slappap]

Lol hes the only one who had a normal reaction.

[@droomprinsesje1234]

Gale broke up with me when I liked the spider 😂

[@Ishgard_Trash]

Gale really did have the best reaction tho. It's priceless.

[@AlexisTheDragon]

Where was the succubus that killed the spider anyway?

[@neocores]

I dont think there was one, the narrator says the spider was dosed with a 'potion'. so it's more likely that yurgir had a potion that contained succubus spit that he put in the spider.

[@trustypatches669]

Yurgir dosed the spider meat to charm his displacer beast.

[@NoxLoch]

Karlach “do I smell BEEF?!”

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

Gale is so funny 😂

[@brittanyanderson97]

Astarion is one to talk considering he’s undead 😂

[@airachica]

As usual, Gale is the funniest xD

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

The question I have is,,, why is succubus spit 'unmistakable'? I feel like it'd be pretty easy to mistake given, like, regular experiences? Durge Explain Yourself

[@TheTimekeeper011]

“DO I SMELL BEEF??”

[@ryanc5572]

Shadowheart's reaction 🤣🤣

[@XANDERcanDRAW]

Karlach is what my friends react on my weirdest stunts and Gale is my brain XD

[@aurorialgaming1935]

How the hell did I miss this? I used those pillars for cover in the nearby fight!

[@Batzy8]

“Do I smell Beef?!” PLSSS

[@かあ-t8j6n]

Lmao the echo makes it so much better

[@horsewings3561]

LMFAO! Okay I was just thinking how I'd never do that in any play through but now I'm going too just for gales reaction. 😂😂😂

[@Rivika84]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 🤣 out of all the reactions, Gale's was the funniest. I think we broke him!

[@supremeoverlorde2109]

Gale's reaction is so funny XD

[@VioletParagon]

This really reminds me of Brennan telling Zac to eat the devilled egg.

[@guitarmama06]

Why did I find this so funny that tears were rolling down, even though I could barely hear it (thank goodness for subtitles), especially with what Gale first said, didn't catch the last thing Gale said, though. Sad.

[@RedSuitcase22]

Gale’s is really the only appropriate response

[@KoiaruTan]

Yeah, gale definitely owned a cat before 😂

[@SpicyMartina]

Karla and gale are my top reactions. One is like don’t give a f. And the other is wtf did I just witness. 😂

[@ThePopo543]

Brazilian wandering spider venom be like:

[@hopeeverest]

"DO I SMELL BEEF?!!"

[@Cinnamonn2]

Gale and Karlach, mt favorites hahaha

[@bjd3707]

Gale with the chocolates. Not for the first time either.

[@tlou_explained]

what is up with karlach's face???!?

[@neocores]

modded face, so she's using a different model. datamined karlach on nexus

[@tlou_explained]

@@neocores why would someone do that her face is perfect😭😭😭 /lh

[@neocores]

@@tlou_explained i played with that datamined face in ea and was used to it so i kept using it for a while! now im using one that just gives her the scars on her default face.

[@Lord-Inquisitor-Davies]

where is this

[@neocores]

act 2, shar temple, near to where you find the orthon yurgir

[@Lord-Inquisitor-Davies]

thanks@@neocores

[@LazorJunkieninja]

Huh I guess I missed it twice Oh well back around we go

[@urkfcbucket]

GALES DISBELIEF HELP ME GOD

[@RhiMorningstar17]

STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING

[@SmartyPoohBear]

Is this a durge-only option?

[@neocores]

nope! tav can do it too.