Baldur's Gate 3 Slander

You don't need me to tell you this but Baldur's Gate 3 is VERY good, you should play it and experience peak as well
#baldursgate3

[@RedArcherLive]

Love how when you did the Isobel seeing Dame Alyin part I thought "surely that's more the other way arou-" only to see you then do the opposite right after. Genius.

[@bengunn9670]

Nah, Isobel is way more tame in that, if suits only Aylin.

[@creepsus24]

Aylin is literally divine smiting that pussy. Bet

[@Henbot]

😂

[@theshaggycreeper220]

The emperor really hits us with that “Multiple leviathan class devils in your area, are you sure whatever you’re doing is worth it” before entering the house of hope

[@throg4657]

And then he gets pissy when you get back, ffs dude i got like three immensely powerful artifacts, plus a WAR DEVIL fighting for our cause, and you’re whining about the hammer

[@Avellae]

Trolling the emperor by telling him no deal with raphael, sneaking into house of hope, stealing hammer (and freeing hope, she deserves it) and killing orpheus anyway

[@funninoriginal6054]

"pff yeah sure nothing bad's gonna happen" **SMT IV FIEND THEME**

[@symbiotesoda1148]

He’s just scared because he knows I’m gonna kick his slimy ass. And what do you know I killed him in like 1 turn during the final battle. Also I swore on my oath that I would kill Raphael and by Tyr I did it.

[@Pandacous]

If i had a nickel for every time laezel changed her mind id be a millionare tsk' vaa

[@VeryProfessionalGamer]

laezel changes her allegiances more often than her underwear. Which isnt saying much, considering we canonically never change our underwear ingame.

[@ARockyRock]

@@VeryProfessionalGamer i mean that depends on your playstyle

[@Anakin89]

​@@ARockyRockwhat

[@greyngreyer5]

Wyll changes his mind about who he should be within a minute. Literally

[@RayPoreon]

@@VeryProfessionalGamer I changed her underwear because it looks really good on Astarion. Makes him look even more like a kinky elven twink.

[@oknelas28]

Me playing bg3 for the first time: "How many bugs are there?" Me after 140h of playing bg3: "How many bugs are there?"

[@zakkbwyldin]

"How many 🛑bugs🛑" Vs "How many 🪲bugs🪲"

[@huychinh6483]

Well me with more than 500h and meet like 3 or 4 time bug

[@bengunn9670]

​@@huychinh6483lucky you

[@ermutanda3802]

I’m doing a coop run with a friend and it’s his first time playing bg3, we started with patch 6 and Idk how they did it but there’s a fuck ton of bugs even in the first 2 acts now. We had our characters disappear several times, his character got stuck in a floating animation and couldn’t move, Minthara keeps spoiling the nether brain and the emperor every time you talk to her, when you filter for scrolls in the party inventory it just shows you random pieces of gear and trash, lae’zel’s dialogue options are glitched, cutscenes skip themselves, characters voice lines stop working, we never got the astarion trying to suck your blood thing, didn’t get Karlach romance triggered and she just broke up out of the blue after we fixed her heart a second time and so many more

[@zmslayer69]

​@@huychinh6483what I'm on act 2 and I've found at least 12, 4 of which forced me to restart the game.

[@jefferydavidson5347]

The emperor explaining why freeing Orpheus is a bad idea is SO ACCURATE, like chill bro, I’m not going to betray you, I just really don’t want to miss this entire section of the game 😭

[@Baconator4579]

Ikr I’m tryna grab those gauntlets mah boy

[@sketchbookonline2040]

“You got the Hammer?!” And this Hell Armor that I can MAGICALLY BE PROFICIENT WITH, dude! The ends justify the means!

[@bakublader1999]

"I'm not going to betray you" yuh uh

[@jambleberry]

Me with the creche

[@NayrAnur]

... yet.

[@quinntrbl]

0:28 Astarion simps trying to explain why ascending him isn't a horrible decision

[@Yuhhnightowl]

Well, additional damage is never a bad idea

[@erinys2]

@@YuhhnightowlHe becomes an abuser😭

[@yourfriendlach]

I quick saved to see all ways that that could go and after seeing the ending where you don't let him and don't convince him mf went back to camp and is only released to pick locks.

[@theleverage22]

Ascended monk Astarion 🤫

[@heavensgate136]

​@@theleverage22 I literally have astarion in monk class for my first playthrough ☠️

[@Resoulute77]

The act 2 boss killing spree was insane😂, me and a buddy I was playing with managed to convince 4 bosses total to kill themselves (couldn’t get Ketheric tho)

[@justafish4452]

Can you even kill Kethric through dialogue?

[@nutritiousnut]

@@justafish4452 yes, but you still have to fight the apostle of myrkul

[@justafish4452]

@@nutritiousnut Wow ok that’s another new thing I’ve learned 😂

[@AnnaMno1]

​@@justafish4452you still have to fight him on the roof but if you say the right things, both up there and again when you meet up in the mindflayer colony, you can skip phase 1 of his final fight

[@IronLordEXO]

You have to either be a cleric of Selune (or a paladin if you have mods) to get that moon maiden rizz or explore his bedroom in Moonrise to learn his history

[@nightmareraven3045]

Raphael is truthly the best. The catharsis I feel after telling him he sucks in bed and deleting him with a hold monster into divine smite combo is unreal

[@anthonycarroll4723]

1:09 the “Jaheira” perfectly synced with the flute. Chef’s Kiss.

[@XxX-vi9if]

I'm glad her hit rate with sacred flame isn't just a me thing

[@ronantheunissen8233]

Bruh that cantrip is truly dogshite

[@Krunkks]

actually MASSIVE SPOILER DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVENT FINISHED THE GAME WITH SHART AS A GOOD GUY .... ANOTHER SPOILER ALERT OK DO NOT READ she references her shit hit rate with this exact spell in the "party" after you beat the game

[@makol-wl2nf]

Me on my 9th subsequent playthrough (still experiencing peak)

[@butcherchip6868]

Pll

[@justreal5588]

based

[@beratseyhan9996]

2nd Honor run bested and immediately there goes 3rd. I am evil this time I keep saying myself, but I cant be evil, I cant give Shart to Viconia, I cant raze the Grove. I just cant man

[@emilyr8668]

Lowkey on a bg3 youtube rabbit hole and I keep hearing ppl talk about how many run throughs they’re done. It seems like this game is insanely long though which is the reason I’m probably not going to get it. But is it one of those games that can be super long or rather short? Is it not as long as it seems??

[@makol-wl2nf]

@@emilyr8668 It took me 200 hours to complete my first run. It came down to not knowing what I'm doing, where I'm going and getting stomped by enemies I shouldn't have fought at my level. I highly recommend going blind at first just for the shock and amusement when afterwards you discover how much you missed. And there's A LOT to miss, just because there are not a lot of markers outside main missions. There's a stuff, areas and mechanics I didn't know after 500 hours, even though I search things up obssesively. Also there are different paths, the Dark Urge character origin which is a canon story for BG3 and so many classes that can be mixed into multiclasses, that hugely vary your playstyle. Now when I got everything down about this game I can do a solo playthrough in 20 hours with just one character, it just requires knowing things, so if you don't have much time to waste you can just the tutorials and still have so much fun.

[@gtabro1337]

Bro the Mizora meme is so simple yet so true 😂

[@El_chara]

Still no idea why she is just standing there next to Wyll

[@themitheus]

Sacred Flame is save-based. It might not be your bread and butter attack but when you have low chance to hit due to terrain/AC of the enemy it's a good alternative

[@Mare_Man]

Save DC of 4 is how it feels most of the time. 50+% success rate my ass

[@vralkathormidugqf2317]

Just throw a teddy bear, you wont be as disapointed

[@rustyjones7908]

​​@@vralkathormidugqf2317 Karlach: *Uses Enraged Throw + tavern brawler to knock Orin on her ass and deal eleventy billion damage with a teddy bear * You're right! That was satisfying

[@vralkathormidugqf2317]

@@rustyjones7908 I literally kept Raphael corpse to throw it as a weapon. worth it

[@martonstrenner1937]

Im impressed by how well the music is synched with the gigachad changing camera angles, that is just amazing, good job!

[@lawrencefosterjenkins8216]

I love how the old man dancing is even dual wielding like jahiera is

[@LegendOfTy]

Last one: *Me playing BG3 the 10th time* (It's still peak)

[@pachiritsu5899]

I was so scared of fighting in close range with minthara for my first playthrough that i just attacked her without starting the dialogue 😂. So I didn't know raiding the grove was an option.

[@richardsonrichly8456]

Astarian waiting to disapprove everything I do

[@unity8609]

Shadowheart hit-rate -with Sacred Flame-

[@FrancescoStella-mz2nb]

if I had a nickle for every time a decision was approved from both lae zael and shadowheart I'd be poor af

[@MafuyuOribe]

Gods i love how accurate it is

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

Dame aylin and isobel are what your relationship shouod look like Those are for life

[@Anty_Praza]

More than for life. They both died at least once while in a relationship.

[@d1m4e32]

Bro the first time i chucked a goblin into another goblin and they both fell to their death karlach became my favorite video game tank

[@somedingusidk1242]

Shadowheart is goated and mid af at the same time

[@hannsvii]

spirit guardians spirit guardians spirit guardians

[@mtthw1597]

@@hannsvii Ye dude I cant imagine how annoying some fights in act 2 would be without her she just sliced throught this shadows like butter

[@Garbagecant24]

I didn’t get the Owl cub unfortunately. By the time I found out, I was already about to fight Ketheric

[@kinggamereon653]

I killed the cub on my first playthrough not realizing I could take it with me 😭

[@Infiltrator_]

Me romancing the same character on my 3rd play through 🗿

[@ARockyRock]

its shadowheart, isnt it

[@Infiltrator_]

@@ARockyRock Laezel lol

[@quinntrbl]

Me trying not to romance the same character on my 5th playthrough (I will fail)

[@ARockyRock]

@@Infiltrator_ a true man of culture

[@tobiasbayer4866]

​@Infiltrator_ I want to try romancing other characters but Laezel always jumps on you first, and I never have the heart to tell her off 🙃 Seriously though, I think its insane how easy it is to get the Laezel romance compared to the other ones. I think its ok that she just wants you for your body at first and that its not a commitment, but I literally never failed to advance her romance quest, no matter my playstyle or choices, even I didnt try to at all. Literally the only thing you cant do is become a mindflayer, but thats only relevant at the very end of the game and doesnt matter anyway since becoming a mindflayer is basically death, so it would "fail" any romance in my eyes.

[@GG64]

Karlach when it comes to rolling a critical miss for every fucking attack: *insert cooking gif

[@lunardelos1210]

what are you TALKING about bro Karlach almost never misses for me. how the hell are you playing

[@lv4715]

Have you considered..... reckless attack?

[@lunardelos1210]

@@lv4715 literally

[@kingofsting19]

1:40 "Lil bro thought dad wouldn't ask him to murder *all* his friends."

[@Crimson_Edelweiss]

OH MY GOD, I DONT ONOW WHY BUT I FUCKING STARTED ROLLING ON THE FLOOR FOR THE WITHERS ONE, I GOT ACTUAL STOMACH CRAMPS

[@aceofjacks7071]

0:06 me not listening and already giving them to him because I like the funny magic man's words and he's pretty

[@vyke6468]

I was expecting gold when downloading and booting up baldur's gate 3 instead I found platinum and I love it

[@Cold_Aspect]

best slander i have seen ever on any topic

[@vostroyanseventeenth]

Did I eradicate everyone in the Grove for Minthara? Yes. Would I do it again? *YES*

[@MademoiselleNature]

This is my favorite genre of meme videos with the undisruptive thematic music

[@bellicose2037]

As someone who raided the druids grove but have otherwise made neutral choices I can confirm minthara is hot

[@Yusha7135]

0:44 Guilty as charged. I did it for Minthara and I have no regrets.

[@Spartanoffaith]

At this point I've killed the grove more times than saved it and its become my default path.

[@majorasmask5523]

I’m surprised you didn’t mention how murderous Swords bards could be. Fear bow and Shrieking sword is busted!

[@Natakk-xr4lj]

I'm sad I can't experience BG3 for the first time again, the entirety of Act 2 and 3 is what made me love the game, and the personal character stories are something I'll keep playing for, because I cant get tired of it.

[@wasa1487]

0:01 so unfathomably real

[@MetroCop2077]

You can romance and recruit minthara without raiding grove, they changed it in patch 5, all u gotta do is knocking her out in goblin camp

[@santiagojara8056]

You always could if you just ignores the whole thing

[@MetroCop2077]

@@santiagojara8056 yes but ignoring whole quest is kinda pointless

[@MetroCop2077]

@@santiagojara8056 some people actually wonna save karlah, so they cant simply ignore it

[@Verlarn]

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT FIRST ONE

[@Bereeco]

Last Light Inn Theme easily one of the best songs in the game.

[@ronantheunissen8233]

Been playing for months and the only song I know is "DoWn dOwN DoWn bY tHe RiVeRrRr"

[@plisskensstudio1306]

The Rock explaining about Mintara it's literally me convincing my coop friend to slaughter Druid Groove👹

[@santiagogomezrueda2664]

Man it took me some seconds to realize what the clip on tav with act 2 bosses meant but I laughed so hard after I realized because it was so accurate

[@tyr573]

Watched for 1 minute then the context droped as ive onlt finished act 1 and yes Minthara is hot

[@gabrielcornejo682]

Really wish I could share this, sadly all my friends are stuck on act 1 XD

[@Jojo-om7uy]

Minthara gif was accurate

[@groovycamera97]

0:45 i feel like i was called out :-(

[@raisondetre7785]

This is hilarious man, i completly lost it on 0:43

[@supremeone4084]

First playthrough week end with friends, holy shit that release weekend was gas

[@Chertiloida]

really good slander! almost wholesome

[@mixcypher9041]

The last one couldn’t be more true

[@Sire1212]

I swear this game is more about your party wanting to do shit and you're just kinda there

[@palazzo1113]

The accuracy is off the charts.

[@_ebony6795]

1:23 As someone who hasn't finished the story yet, respected.

[@Anty_Praza]

The fact that you forgot about Us, Shovel enjoyers is insane.

[@JacobTheToadMan]

I will do my best to mention the Shovel Squad in the future, forgive me 😔

[@Anty_Praza]

@@JacobTheToadMan You better do it soon. Or no amount of hot mommy drows will be enough to save you. P.s. I said "Us" as a character. Top tier cat. Must be acknowledged.

[@cohenparsons947]

Its insane people even think there's a single aspect of spiderman 2 that compares to BG3

[@nikosspyris]

The Gale needing artefacts thing is overplayed, there is a bunch of shit amulets and rings and such in act 1 you can get him that you would never use. The hat you find in the chest next to Alfira for instance is only useful if you plan on having a bard, the ring with colour spray from the harpy nest, Komira's Locket, the Amulet of Silvanus, the Key of the Ancients or The Watcher's Guide are also trash items you can give freely. I get it's supposed to be exaggeration but y'know

[@quinntrbl]

It's only because he asks for them early. By late act 1 you have more than enough for him but he wanted to ask me when I had all but 200 gold, two poison bottles, a sword and a dream. Most people don't know or atleast take awhile to get to the not so good items so by the time they get trash to feed him hes already eaten his share of their boots and doesn't need them anymore. Managing Gales hunger as someone whos played 6+ playthroughs and knows where to get items is marginally easier than a beginner player that hasn't found anything yet. Like, I have 22 days of playtime and I didn't even know there was a chest next to Alfira until I read this, and I've knocked her out more times than I can count (love being durge)

[@tobiasbayer4866]

It took me until my third playthrough to figure out that he actually stops asking after a while. In my first one I was a wizard myself, and in my second I was a sorcerer, so I always had him leave my party so I wouldnt lose out on loot. Knowing know that he only takes maybe a handful of items in total and where to find early game trash magic items His "cost" is trivial. Although it certainly didnt feel like that the first two times.

[@Gracyn1102]

Truly peak

[@Nephalem2002]

In fairness the leader of the Druids was going to kill a child.

[@JacobTheToadMan]

True true, but you do end up killing said child anyways if you raid (I’m all for killing just Kagha tho lmao)

[@Nephalem2002]

@@JacobTheToadMan is there no way to get the Tieflings out but still allow the raid to happen?

[@JacobTheToadMan]

@@Nephalem2002 not to my knowledge sadly

[@sithdragon3333]

Not even slander all of these are spot on lmao

[@Y0K4I218]

Could not agree with the last one more, when I beat the game for the first time, I just sat there awestruck, saying it was a work of art, which is the first time I ever genuinely said that about a game

[@i_need_healing294]

I took 60 hours to finish act 1 and i'm pretty sure i missed a lot of things, this game is absolutely incredible

[@nishenkunalan9736]

The first one is so relatable 😂

[@tattedprophet9768]

Oh to play it all for the first time again, I remember the feeling of wonder and how much fun I had rather than speeding to level 12 on different playthroughs for different builds

[@justinramos3297]

😂😂😂 I died realizing it’s not just my Shadowheart who misses every speed shot

[@flamingocontent7311]

this hole vod is Gold and so truth if u already played the game 🤣🤣

[@kittenloverthe7th]

last meme was the best

[@ldyt1472]

1:55 Fr it's me

[@StrengerKiller]

chesus mate, that was amazing,my friend show me the way to get minthara without killing the grove now iam happy with a hot drow with me

[@Henbot]

Jaheira is like main heavy damage dealer with wild shape tavern brawler and gear adding wisdom to unarmed strikes. Absolutely apex predator 😂

[@AlisterMichaels]

My first time play and the only survivors so far after The Emperor reveal are Shadowheart, Asterion, The Space Pirate Woman that looks like an Orc, and Gale. I personally killed everyone else.

[@Armorion]

I am currently doing a Wyll playthrough where I am making him as out of character as possible. He raided the grove, killed Karlach, and serves Mizora completely and without complaint or using the situation to try and get out of the pact. I'm currently in Act 2 where I'm siding with the Absolute to get closer and the only surviving Party members are Gale, Shadowheart, and Minthara.

[@coyote47713]

It isn't even Sharts fault that Sacred Flame sucks ass since it's a wis save not an attack roll. All the rest of her misses are on her tho

[@Chonus]

People just don’t know how to stack spell save DC on shart

[@MrSlavmen]

Act 2 biss is so acurate omg

[@memedaddy793]

This video is so yes

[@commanderbly3344]

Not only cause she was hot it was the way she talked to me, and she's my favorite (I'm cooked)

[@AstraVoid]

I only understood the first half, haven't met the rest yet

[@JoeyCentral]

Isn’t the purpose of invading the Druid grove is to gain trust to the absolute thinking youre one of them? Why else would you do it?

[@JacobTheToadMan]

For hot Drow lady who may or may not be insane (the trust thing is a pretty good reason I was just making a stupid joke lol)

[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

I raid druid's grove not for woman But because the funny warcrime

[@JacobTheToadMan]

Very fair reasoning

[@towelgirl21]

I did it for Minthara, but the kids robbed me and I hate hippies so I don't feel bad at all.

[@jacksavere6988]

Truth is considered slander now? 😳

[@Hppjohg]

Jokes on you minthara's still hot

[@Peti-kc6wg]

Bro named every free exp in act 1

[@KaptainMekaPere]

Was looking for copper, I found gold.

[@Bajirkus]

I wished there was an option to tell the Emperor I just want to kill Raphael and take his other stuff, and that I have no intention of using the Orphic Hammer. He's got Gloves of Hill Giant Strength and and an Amulet of Vitality, I can't pass those up!

[@ogaimon3380]

me who doesn't half whatever this shows because i killed most character,wyll dead,karlach never on my halsin,jaheira attacked me first encounter,isobele? same killed her straight

[@cum_crusader1337]

man i swear,i can't stop playing this game. 450 hours for 3 month.........

[@dragonslayergu1161]

He claimed to speak slander but spoke only facts

[@bigmanteddyhimself1913]

Please someone tell me this beautiful music, I MUST KNOW

[@JacobTheToadMan]

The song is “Bard Dance” from, well, Baldur’s Gate 3 lol

[@MrCompassionate01]

Trying to complete a single playthrough without getting softlocked by a bug (impossible)

[@JacobTheToadMan]

That’s why I hit the quicksave button every 5 minutes lol

[@CristianFlores-mh9lc]

0:43 it’s because the goblins actually treated me with respect I was a drow and the first teeflings I saw tried to kill me while the goblins feared me soooo easy choice

[@sympex4103]

Shadowheart NEVER hits sacred flame!!!!! Haha

[@fishraposo7192]

Minthara is hot though

[@getgoodscy]

i killed scratch as durge lol

[@JacobTheToadMan]

NOOOOOOO-

[@mintkasa]

Need what Dame Aylin and Isobel have

[@rarespetrusamartean5433]

I love being a forgetful idiot because I'll probably be able to replay the game wholly in 2 years tops

[@Candecane]

As someone who raided the tiefling grove, i can confirm

[@FayN_]

Does anyone even use shadowheart sacred flame?