Balkan Incompetence - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@Bokoen1]

#AD Attack another players village in Clash of Clans here: wehy.pe/y/12/Bokoen1

[@mothchrist8683]

What the hell would never expect bo to be sponsored by COC

[@fly8641]

Bro no way you got sponsored by clash of clans

[@bubbanator79]

Can you do artillery only in clash of clans?

[@snorp6781]

How the hell did you get a sponsor from Clash of Clans, I ain't never seen that happen before.

[@NotAnAlex_Guy]

“but class of clans didn’t exist during ww2 “🤓🤓

[@xinzule1736]

We truly live in a world where Bo got a sponsor from Clash of Clans

[@owenr-m4619]

It ain't the worst mobile game. Whatever pays the bills, y'know.

[@ShladTheTonkLover]

Can't wait for the Clash Royale video.

[@xinzule1736]

Yea I play it lol

[@charleshax]

Better than Raid

[@butteredpooper7750]

Clash is actually a good game

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5937]

Everyone's laughing at the submarine carriers until planes start coming out of the ocean.

[@gpjedy7379]

College killed the class K submarine...

[@JohnnyCash101]

Americans: sink Japanese navy Americans: *why do I hear ace combat music*

[@raizors1331]

@@JohnnyCash101 American sink Japanese fleet so hard they become underwater carrier

[@deanvandijk9670]

Salvation!

[@alect525]

@@JohnnyCash101 "One Million Lives!!"

[@EntityVsEntityInteractions]

Bo calling Clash of Clans a 'Persistent-world mobile strategy game' is another tier of comedy

[@furinick]

The people in charge of managing the ad were ass or it was the executives demanding it to be a script read or it's a 5k iq move to get people talking

[@bounzl4200]

Bo explaining how cock works is another tier of comedy

[@mosesracal6758]

Doctrinal Purist

[@maciejbala477]

@@furinick never get why they make you read a script for those anyway. That's not interesting at all. Meanwhile, if the youtuber just talks about it in their own way, i'm way more inclined to actually watch. Otherwise no point.

[@999mi999]

Baffling that people still listen to anything Bo says after the entire Victoria 3 corpo shilling fiasco. Just enjoy the videos for what they are, but don't forget how much he is willing to humiliate himself for money.

[@usaygaming9555]

I love how Romania tried to justify him getting encircled by revealing he is looking 3 inches to the right, showing he is so tunnel visioned he can only watch a third of his few units

[@deanvandijk9670]

It's only beaten by that time a Finland player got completely overwhelmed in the south of his country but didn't see it

[@strgunlinr2464]

​@@deanvandijk9670I think the Finland player was dankus?

[@nickcook2775]

“This is not even comatose, this is vegetable gameplay!”

[@Zelein]

This game really is the exception that proves the rule. College can't micro the side of a barn - but when he can, you can be damn sure his teammates can't.

[@CubeInspector]

Hungary wasn't even macroing 😂

[@thecanadiankiwibirb4512]

Wow... College actually micro'd, and was justified when he blamed his allies at the end of the game... What is this timeline?

[@forniteisbad9450]

The butterfly effect

[@henrywilson2136]

@@forniteisbad9450 And then it gets ret conned to him at fault.

[@danielcrud9345]

@@henrywilson2136 History fixing itself

[@ismailkalkan2623]

The Anbennar Timeline

[@epicninja2378]

He played EaW and gained valuable experience microing barns.

[@chasewilson3693]

24 hour EU4 Anbennar would unironically be the most based video ever. Rare College W idea right there.

[@MrMineboy1]

Can't wait to see Braun play Nazi Elves and implode within a century.

[@gilbertfilbert1446]

Bo should try it when the next update hits which is soon I think? But regardless College with big brain ideas it would make a juicy 24 hour stream. With a little genocide on the side

[@boyliker5788]

TRUE ‼️‼️ bo, give the people what they want

[@lukestover2207]

For real the Bokoen gang should give Anbennar a try

[@DerIKatze]

We want Anbennar! We want Anbennar! We want Anbennar! If Bo won't deliver, then College will!

[@cemaydn9284]

Golden:"how did you lose that game" Bo:"because they are bad Might be the best way to accurately portray any hoi4 in a nutshell video ever

[@apparentlyultra]

that was swimmy

[@DannyMakesVideosIGuess]

Ratkoen strikes again

[@ЯрославЯковлев-ш8х]

It was accurate in this case though. Bo wasn't a problem. Some bumbass mf who didnt pay any attention to their fronts were

[@maciejbala477]

@@apparentlyultra they blend into the same person in my head too tbf

[@skinkpriestshawchek8847]

Can't believe they gave bo his own unit in the game (goblins)!

[@willkrueger3857]

Bo is Israeli?

[@furinick]

I preffer clash royale because i can replicate the jong kapur or however it's written war ( goblin deck vs skeleton wallbreakers )

[@swacks7960]

@@willkrueger3857 hahahah good one

[@vegasu9418]

@@willkrueger3857 one of those rare danish jews

[@andreakopyan9714]

@@willkrueger3857bro couldn’t say jewish

[@Lex-dw7ng]

Swimmy UK was like functionally brain dead during this game it was so funny. Literally told everyone to launch D-Day, didn't throw up a *single* plane. Spent so long on 0 convoys because of the raids too. The heavy tank divisions he made were fucking brutal though, once he got across the channel it was joever red rover.

[@kymattok]

Its like everyone swapped places. College and golden, swimmy and dankus

[@americankaiser2207]

That countryball at 11:30 lmao 🤣

[@kane-111]

LOL I didn't notice thanks for pointing it out

[@polarvortex6496]

I think Bo will think twice about Anbennar once he starts making Dwarf Money™. If you've played Dwarves in Anbennar, you know what I mean by Dwarf Money™.

[@alexanderrobinson6738]

Verkal Gulan, The money printer simulator

[@zekrom1005]

oh I'm sure he'd love the hoardcurse. Decent chance he accidentally triggers the obsidian legion in one of his holds as well.

[@szymonrozanski6938]

Sex

[@draxxilion5957]

Hehodas maniacally laughing in the corner "Hoardcursed"

[@SirComsicion]

Hahaha get out of here with your cheeky trademarks

[@bacca16]

I like how in every video, there is someone being completely incompetent

[@HDreamer]

I mean one has to be, the script demands it.

[@Nemesis81u418]

A 24h anbennar stream would be pretty poggers, not gonna lie

[@Dovoline3]

I swear every time I watch one of these it's like >Allies lose Africa >Allies lose British coast >Allies lose their whole navy and then somehow they D-Day and capture half of France and Germany within like a month

[@ivanvoronov3871]

It seems tge game currently is balanced pro allies. You need a really good japan to succeed. I think Japan is tge second most important nation after Germany for the axis

[@simonwinter2847]

WE DEMAND 24 HOUR ANBENNAR WE WILL NOT BE DENIED

[@thur1]

vegetable gameplay was a great way to describe it, i just imagine lennard drooling while looking at the stockpiles

[@8-bitstream379]

Bo getting a CoC sponsorship truly shows that we live in a society

[@enderboy1824]

11:49 got to admit, “Vegetable Gameplay” might be my favorite thing in the world rn

[@gpjedy7379]

Bo looking at exploration in vanilla eu4: OMG GUYS I WONDER WHAT IS THIS NEW CONTINENT IN THE NOTHERN HEMISPHERE, ARE WE GONNA FIND ATLANTIS?

[@killerbean-wx3ib]

Honestly eu4 anbennar multiplayer would be pretty pog or hoi4 equestria at war would be hilarious there both awesome mods.

[@yungcornwallis1122]

Anbennar goes hard. Please do it Bo and play in the Serpentspine as a dwarf.

[@meinhart_esror]

"Imagine having not enough bodies to throw at a problem, but still getting the hoardcurse" This post was made by goblin gang

[@Fredbear-ei3rp]

Time for another session of excellent tactical plays

[@frankiecedeno3724]

Damn Bo. “But you discover a new world!” “Yeah that’s not cool.” Just oof

[@kymattok]

man, this college character arch is great, going from not being able to micro the side of the barn to malding about everyone elses micro

[@MajorSkrewup]

you either die trying to micro or live long enough to become golden?

[@SupermaxLaFrom]

Hungary is a pretty hard country he might need a co-op imo

[@drmaulana2600]

cant wait for next game where two players plays Hungary and still lose

[@Robinjhoe1]

There is a reason why i am literally scared to try hoi4 multiplayer. The Ai in this game is scuffed but ill rather have that than getting screamed at like this over a map paint game

[@Bokoen1]

It's all just for fun, remember that we all play again next week. It's what you get from a fairly close community :)

[@kumonmisdrunkest]

@@Bokoen1 the games I play with my friends always turn toxic. Just part of the fun

[@BlackKnigth323]

In my case I wanted to play, but Bruh Costa Rica internet isn't the best, I once tried and immediately got desync and kicked out due to lag lol

[@revanofkorriban1505]

@@Bokoen1 Too bad almost every single public game is hosted by a jerk who likes bloatmods, is a neo-nazi, or is a ragequitter. That's not even mentioning the prevalence of hackers :/

[@tiringsarcasm]

My guy, have you never played monopoly at a family gathering? This stuff is minute in comparison.

[@liladoodle]

Germany & Hungary: *Get their armies encircled.* Meanwhile, Italy & Romania: *Insert TF2 Scout Shadenfreude laugh.*

[@lemonademan987]

I can confirm, this video is a classic, i've watched it 50 times already

[@drekbleh7081]

Axis does nothing but blame hot potato Just like the simulations

[@Runetrantor]

Anbennar is awesome, and learning the story of each region is part of the fun. Its VERY detailed and in depth too.

[@No-nj3oq]

The laughter of who I can only assume is the Joker at 12:00 summarises the gradual descent into insanity the Axis experienced this game

[@oliversherman2414]

"The famous inventor, Henry Ford" Karl Benz: Am I a joke to you?

[@Zechariah_Mathieson1871]

I mean Henry did invent the assembly line, the Model T and other inventions. So he is right about Henry being an inventor, just not about him inventing the Car.

[@bubbanator79]

Now this is a certified hood classic

[@ArchWillhelm]

Playing anbennar is a based idea.

[@natestarkovich4893]

“infinity war is the most ambitious crossover of our time” … *the Bo X Clash of Clans collab drops*

[@kylepienaar3193]

"I don't like fantasy" 5 seconds later: "CLASH OF CLANS SO FUN!"

[@adtopkek4826]

Bo: I don't like fantasy things Also Bo: Proceeds to shill fantasy game ad. 🤝🤝🤝

[@mane688]

Just for anyone wondering: TFB stands for Their Finest Bruh, its a hoi4 mp mod that drastically changes everything, its not a sp, it doesnt work with sp. Its basically just a better base game on mp TFB is the mod they are using

[@theanonymousmrgrape5911]

I don’t know why but this just reads like a copypasta.

[@furinick]

@@theanonymousmrgrape5911 the hog rider is a 4 elixir card

[@skeletonjanitor]

TND

[@itshenry8977]

Lennard is playing Schindler's list with the production, when the eastern front collapses he's gonna dip to Argentina

[@wolf2403]

2:20 interesting and somewhat intelligent point. communicated that point horribly

[@federicofiordelli104]

24Hr Anbennar? if someone convinces BO to do that I wanna join

[@andreacappelletti5442]

I just want to hear bo explain to the allies how they lose the game, i know that the video already gives a clear scenario, but i just want to hear what the allies have to say off that game.

[@richardgauthier2901]

I would love to see Bo and co. play Anbennar.

[@emberfist8347]

I like mocking Disney as much as the next guy, but the allegations he was an anti-Semite were just hearsay. Henry Ford on the other hand, we know he is a anti-Semite, but later in life he had a change of heart after seeing what the rhetoric caused in Europe.

[@mauruhkatigaming4807]

"That's GG, that's GG...wait, that's not GG, they still have 200-300 divisions remaining!" - literally Hitler during Barbarossa

[@DarmanMI]

The level of brain rot afflicting the axis in 1944 is perfectly encapsulated with the Romania-ball during the encirclement of Crimea. 10/10 choice would look over here again

[@Balsiefen]

7:04 Historical eastern front summed up.

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

8:57 “you (Finland) could’ve taken it (Leningrad) for 3 years and you just sat there!” Does life imitate art or does art imitate life?

[@Lord_Lambert]

Anbennar unironically GOATed. College is welcome to join my Anbennar MPs any time :)

[@fasteddy9312]

When are you gonna do the EU4 Anbennar multiplayer stream bo? Why else would you take the time to edit it into the vid other than to tease?

[@Sudupe16]

12:10 Wasn't expecting World War 1 larp.

[@lamogio7938]

The most surreal thing about this video was a clash of clans ad

[@zap648]

A Clash of Clans sponsor. Can't say I saw that one coming.

[@albrecht4067]

I read that as "Belkan Incompetence" for a second and got real excited lmao

[@Guns_Blazin]

Ratkoen kicking Germany out of the Axis and then negotiating with the Allies himself. The Snake of Denmark strikes again.

[@KahavaveCAPIPI]

Okay, so the basis of anbennar lore is that the elves were basically gods and fought a war with the dwarves for thousands of years and the elf prince wanted to bang his sister but his dad said no so he started a civil war and crashed the elven flying capital into the ground destroying his races empire, fundamentally changing how magic worked, and forming the yeet circle and then he died but not really so he made orcs to eat the dwarves. Eventually the orcs escaped from the mountains and vastly depopulated a group of kingdoms while being controlled by the son/avatar of the elf prince so joan of arc became kratos and mutual killed him and then became a goddess. There are gnolls who are trash on two legs (when they remember how to walk on two legs), and the middle east is divided between the diadochi elves and elf muhammed and you can also purge the elves as humans (even though they're led by an obvious half elf which everyone just agrees to ignore), and if you go even further east you can find furry japandia which is fighting the hobgoblins (who are orcs not goblins) and you can purge the furries if you want even though they're impressively OP with the right nation and further east not!china is in a warring states era because they got conquered by several different groups in relatively recent times but they're currently independent and they're above not!indochina and if you to the north above middle east there's japeese which is surrounded by centaur mongols. And back west you have france on the west coast with russia as its hat and they sandwich the gnomes and kobolds (and one viking state) and to the east of them there's the HRE which was originally formed from mages who decided to stop the fighting by conquering everyone but they lost power and you can get them back in power but its like an entire game of buildup and by the time you're ready either france or russia has already blobbed so its really not worth the attempt and there's also coruvia which is DEFINITELY NOT RULED BY VAMPIRES and orc racism is because when kratos of arc killed orc dude the orcs stopped changing colour and stuck with whatever they were and that's basically all you need to know to start off.

[@donpollo3154]

OK but when does dwarf Hitler arrive

[@KahavaveCAPIPI]

@@donpollo3154 There isn't quite a dwarf hitler but I'm pretty sure the obsidian dwarfs would be perfectly happy to murder all the other dwarfs so... 1535 at the earliest, but afaik the AI never does it so its kind of a player only thing.

[@ManCheat2]

@@donpollo3154 Theres a elf hitler, they are Venail, you eventually capture the Ruinborn, which are mutated elves, and turn them into mana batteries for ur empire.

[@MrWeeseAChine]

Oh boy it’s my favorite kind of Bo video, complete and utter axis incompetence followed by copious amounts of salt!

[@shinydewott]

8:19 KZbin lights up the like bar when College says "...far north like, Finland, please!" because it thinks he's saying "like Finland, please" lmfao

[@TioWiki]

I like how the guys that allways play spain did a good job playing spain in this one

[@fatchicken4939]

11:15 I love the constant flaming of Hungary XD

[@dgh6g33gf]

College has been driving the clown car pretty hard for a few months now

[@eli-mi3mh]

0:45 this is why im watching this cause im playing the ottoman empire and cant do shit till 38 that may mot sound as bad but it take 25 minutes to complete a month

[@UtopianMatt]

Time too rally the old Clan again, really wonder how many of us can ignite old friendships from schools, good sponsor

[@KurdishTigers]

why does collage lowkey sound like Jerry Seinfeld when he gets upset

[@slk7376]

Nawww he did not just get a clash of clans ad💀

[@raphael4434]

nice video clash of clans 🤝bokoen

[@2Links]

College micro, Lennard throws - one thing still remains though, the brap trap

[@KnoxZone]

Remember a few years ago when College was one of the most normal people in BOBG? Look at what you guys have done to him!

[@equilintogo5378]

Well at least Schäfer is still around as a normal guy

[@Ren3gaid]

I love it when College plays Germany :D In the end he always says he got stabbed in the back :D

[@PenguitoTheMonkey]

I think this video describes the axis command 1943-1945 better then any historian ever could.

[@emberfist8347]

Not that is any Swimmy Germany game.

[@IDOLA149]

Hoi4 should include a heart rate monitor so you can see when someone is getting super tilted

[@thatoneguyiii1003]

Leonard deserves a Medal of Honor for his service against the axis

[@rabniscraft1804]

Honestly this felt like School all over again, when you work on a group project and give everyone tasks and then half the group is busy doing ANYTHING other then their task and your grade gets fucked because of your shit group members, the end of the video was the aftermath where everyone has fallen into a debate for who was at fault for their shit grade while the teacher is watching from the sidelines not knowing what to do.

[@walnzell9328]

You know who else lost their entire army twice? The Romans. Actually it was their entire navy, but they had most of their troops on ships so... it counts. Romania truly is EaStErN rOmE

[@wceend5791]

Its as shrimple as that🍤

[@gpjedy7379]

you krilled him 🦐

[@thomasbaker6757]

Bo’s explaining clash of clans like we don’t already know everything about it

[@patrickbasedman9074]

Bo getting a clash of clans sponsee clearly means that one of the higher ups watches hoi4 and is a sumo for Bo.

[@joshdotavi]

The irony that Bo doesn't want to play a fantasy mod, and then he gets sponsored by Clash of Clans.

[@phsycresconquest6636]

You know you’ve made it when Supercell sends you an Advert offer

[@lordspaghettiyetithe1st513]

I haven't seen a clash ad in so long and it was Bokoen, what has the world come to

[@josephcola9662]

I would legit lose my shit if someone pulled submarine carriers out of their ass in one of these games.

[@danthehippo4275]

He got a COC sponsorship guys

[@dazeen9591]

We need 24 hour abennar

[@plastikmesser7857]

Hearing Bo talk about Clash of Clans before a speaking Swastika sppears on the screen is next level comedy.

[@xanpenguin754]

Me when Floojoe parks his entire army on the Spanish French boarder as I’m dying.

[@ZinvictanGamer]

Mussolini kicking hitler out and negotiating a peace with the allies is the most italian thing to happen

[@mikaelgrande6968]

When Swimmy asks how they lost the game, then it’s BAD.

[@gorbog1]

Never in my life did I think I’d see a sponsor for clash of clans

[@williamverhagen5210]

College might not be able to micro the side of a barn but that 24 hour anbennar is a great idea

[@Ariovisti]

Ah, elixir with the stress on the final syllable, most Danish Bo has sounded since he said smørrebrød.

[@ImFoxxo]

Bo doing a clash of clan ad is something I didn't know I needed in my day.

[@fernandoantunezantonio3450]

Can't wait for the Clash of Clans MP in a nutshell

[@shrimpboom8]

I was excited for hte opportunity to rant about anbennar but then I realized that everything I remember is in-jokes from the games I'm in, like one of the major battles of the campaign happening in a city that got renamed to balls

[@yryes]

Bo uploads = good day

[@tedarcher9120]

Germans, encircling 3 million men in 1941: "It's a GG" Soviets, recruiting another 300 divisions: "Нет"

[@generalaigullletes5830]

i started watching this then began to sneeze uncontrollably this isn't even a bad joke this legitimately happened just a coincidence prolly but it's funny ig

[@ImFoxxo]

11:40 actual brab trapped 2 times in a row

[@Thesentinal-z8n]

Boe friends being stugpid for the 400th time