10 Minutes of EXTRAORDINARILY USELESS Information about Sea of Thieves!

This is potentially the most useless Sea of Thieves video ever posted to KZbin. Go ahead, try and make it useful!
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Intro: 00:00
10 minutes of useless information: 01:07
Outro: 11:07

[@banditbanks]

Wow! This video is ridiculously useless!

[@eminixx]

whoa

[@aidanc6672]

Whoa

[@ds33z10]

I was thinking of doing all the commendations I could possibly do to get 100% and you gave useful info on why you shouldn't do that lol

[@Racekip-dk6gy]

wrong 6:19 the flag is usefull because its been used in riddles

[@magicpyroninja]

Those nine coins are in the shape of a letter and it was part of the DeMarco murder mystery

[@matheomaguet9827]

3:15 actually it is useful as it's part the DeMarco Mystery, there are other silver coins around other island with every small forming a letter (here it's the R). It's used to locate lesedi's spyglass

[@muw]

The timestamp is actually 3:15 but yeah. They let some useful info slip here.

[@thejuggernautsss]

🤓

[@infinitypeaches3329]

@@thejuggernautsss someone who has a brain = nerd? great logic

[@matheomaguet9827]

@@muw oh yeah mb

[@Acekiller-sr2wo]

In the first one you can use the phantom to somewhat slow down the skeleton captain. This can be useful as it could allow you to reload without much pressure or even eat some food to heal

[@MrMoo13]

Jokes on you, I'm gonna make a Sea of Thieves trivia game where the information in this video will be extremely useful.

[@andrewchapman2039]

Oh hey! I always wanted to know where to go to get pissed on by a stone bird!

[@johnnyAFIRE]

newer players now know how they could read the map better once you point out how the map axis system works. For instance, finding uncharted island N13. Checkmate, I win

[@johnnyAFIRE]

Ahah! Cursewater Shores has a pond! You told us! Now we know where to find pondies in the Devil’s Roar! That’s wonderful info for Hunter’s Call commendation completion who need Devilfish AND Pondies :kekw:

[@Idontcookcrystalmeth]

N13 is the middle of the map

[@justapotato4231]

The mossy wall shown on crescent isle is actually very useful now as it was part of the first section of the hoarders hunt, showing where to dig up a key. Thank you for this amazing info!!!

[@Liveordiebyinches]

Blind Bob was born Robert Blinde. His eventual loss of sight was a cruel irony.

[@SV-go7vj]

Thank you, now I know that my server merches, when the four lines of text appear on my screen. I have always wondered what that means. Verry useful information! Love your videos :D

[@video5131]

Damn I’ve been looking for that statue on shark bait cove!! Thanks for the useful tip man!!

[@sniperboyr5731]

1:54 Is that the small cave on Lone Cove? I got a gut feeling..

[@xacracken6554]

Thanks for the great tips! Very useful!

[@siaa9992]

i told someone about the galleon's grave bats and got ate out. thanks for the great tip!

[@psyche_1297]

I feel that a few steps were left out here.

[@xvp08]

4:49 can be useful information when trying to park a boat as spikes have hitboxes and when you hit them when you launch yourself out of a cannon, it sends you into the water below

[@birdiewatcherofall.4365]

1:28 Thank you for telling me how to get those cannons! I always wanted them.

[@pfand-leiher3365]

After the „Bastard“ you got me 😂

[@magicpyroninja]

Nice of you to point out that lovely fishing spot on curse water

[@ryansgamingforever3653]

thats actually useful 5:29 that means there could be speedruns to try and beat it

[@philip2686]

Dude your Videos are so funny. You deserve way more subs!

[@nankoarias8071]

great video i hope your studies go well man

[@anthonysmith7045]

I like the rowboat that you can sit on. Good place for a screen shot. Very useful video thankyou:)

[@zachath4625]

Very useful info, I need to write all this down before I forgor💀

[@SuperJeb98]

Thanks for all of this information. It is so useful I am not sure I could’ve played the game anymore with out it

[@SlickerSpeeds]

The first one about cannons I didn’t know thanks😊

[@lordofvides5827]

2:04 Wanders refuge in the cave

[@pikkepootis]

The Coral Tomb slide time can be helpful to estimate the time to complete so you can decide whether to do so

[@omidog06]

Thank goodness you told me about the longest name being 25 letters, that helped me tell my friends where i was stranded because i accidentally counted the letters instead of reading the name

[@BigVince80bce]

Thank you bandit banks. You have helped me greatly with maths and addition by utilising the candles on the ferry of the damned, teaching me that 21+5=26. Thank you for the useful tip.

[@roboglotwod]

The red plant one is actually incredibly useful because it can be used for reference on x-marks-the-spot maps

[@angelfish3391]

thank you this information was quite useful to me

[@zanef2273]

This was better then the last by far 😂

[@bodhi3796]

5:10 is actually useful because there is a riddle for that flag.

[@flog4368]

Nice Video, very useful

[@Cougar-F7MP]

WOW! this video was so useful now that i know that galleons grave outpost is in the sea if thieves i know that i can sell my loot there

[@Liveordiebyinches]

They change seagulls to bats for Halloween... Useful.

[@The_Joe00s]

6:41, he jumped because he couldn't find that campfire that was hidden with rocks and vines.

[@B7iND]

thanks for letting me know how long i can be alt tabbed while sliding down

[@AhmedHassan-lv6ld]

1:49 Playing American football in sea of thieves Now that is useful information

[@thetiredbiker3652]

I’ve actually used that ‘goalpost’ for cannon training, aiming between the uprights so that is useful!

[@magicpyroninja]

Knowing how long that sliding is is essential for speedrunners

[@xvp08]

1:44 this can be used to play blunder ball

[@Idontcookcrystalmeth]

The discovery ridge rowboat is right next to a glitterbeard book which is useful if you want to get the glitterbeard commendation and get the cannon flare.

[@Idontcookcrystalmeth]

Also some of these are good for riddles.

[@Idontcookcrystalmeth]

Also 6:43 the crates is where a shroudbreaker journal is.

[@thebrowneyedpup]

The waterslife time would help is you were trying to plan a spewdrun

[@orion9997]

4:43 it's a stretch but you can use this to tuck

[@raccoonsun153]

Now I know how long I have to slide down the water slide to go kill the running reaper. 🙂

[@magicpyroninja]

What's the point of running down there?

[@raccoonsun153]

Getting kegs and saving their loot into mermaids, happens too often when I play

[@Whiskers4169]

Hey you told where the bird statue is This might be helpful for the stars of a thieves tall tale And also the shark statue which is helpful for another tall tale

[@PappyClappy]

First example was actually very useful.

[@soulfire_shardmc6527]

1:57 this is usfull for finding treasure on the island

[@candlestyx8517]

Okay, some of this is actually interesting, even though its useless.

[@czatij]

I was so amazed by the thumbnail I just couldn't not click

[@skydetheking]

Treasury of the Sunken shores??

[@patrickrico2467]

Ahhh so there is 26 letters in the alphabet! Now that was useful! Hahaha

[@OggerGokker]

actually second fact is usefull if you dont know how to unlock those cannons

[@dylangoddard2994]

Sorry I’ve been playing this game a while as well I’ve found statues within 8 steps of each other

[@pomamoba]

Coin are actually useful info, they are used for solving DeMarcos mystery

[@TheDailyDevDev]

Are you gonna reveal where that photo was taken

[@matheomaguet9827]

it should be lone cove I think, in the cave

[@paleobolt8069]

Bats are not birds also a lot of these facts are very useful

[@terrarianintys7087]

oh so you like sea of thieves? how many trees are there on old faithful isle?

[@SuperJeb98]

243

[@matteodariba6064]

The coin on smuglers bay are a clue for the Demarco's Mysterie so.... the title is a lie lol

[@jackcharles1384]

glowing balls 😉

[@Smatin_Slay]

The coins ARE usefull!

[@obtainablespatula5389]

Most of these are observations rather than facts, but you do you

[@jjrulez1596]

Tbf, most are technically facts, ie 6:30 , he did in fact, find those 5 barrels.

[@obtainablespatula5389]

@@jjrulez1596 yes, but it's still just an observation

[@becausevideogames2829]

YOU FOOL THE FACT OF YOU POSTING THIS MAKES IT USFULL BECAUSE I CAN ENTERTAIN MY SHIP MATES AS WE SAIL THE SEAS

[@TheDailyDevDev]

Ngl to me this is clikcbait because some of these are useful for cool pictures

[@tylerwhalen7792]

If I didn't know what the server merge poem was... you just informed me. Mission failed... better luck next time

[@anthonysmith7045]

69th like

[@muw]

This is so dumb; this information is not useful in the slightest. *Stares at screen for 12 minutes*