"Bane Validates You" | Late Night Tumblr Posts

[@sonicalex2536]

Caesar: 60 roman senators all at one:　ｖｉｂｅ　ｃｈｅｃｋ．

[@justin2308]

FireFox Cartoons Still an understatement, even with slang.

[@girlhelp8364]

Yet, he only had 23 stab wounds.

[@justin2308]

Vanilla Angel *Smacks file on the desk* 23 STAB WOUNDS!

[@thedyingmeme6]

He actually only had23 wounds, like every time I'm with a group who doesnt do shit

[@kiatazawa927]

NOT A VIBE! CAESAR YOU HAVE BROUGHT HATERATION AND HOLLERATION INTO THIS DANCERY! AND THUS HAVE FAILED THE VIBE CHECK!

[@caesarscaesarsalad4684]

“Short and mad?” bruh Batman’s power was “haha I’m rich lmao”

[@happymilk7433]

Also child endangerment

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

Child endangerment and money? Batman has the power of adidas it was the best joke I could come up with, don't judge me

[@dunkslammerornstein766]

So Robin's power is a rich parent?

[@hyperion9934]

@@dunkslammerornstein766 also flexibility/dexterity, he grew up in the circus. His power is gymnastics and a tramatic back story.

[@sophthebreadloaf1125]

Akyra Mooney I- Did you mean _Nightwing?_ _And are you aware that Tim and Red Robin are, in fact, the same person?_

[@blueberrymuffin2750]

My gender is an old phone, three quarters, a school ID, a pencil, and sometimes a harmonica

[@thenthson]

I have no gender because I am wearing a bath robe and underwear. With nothing else. The robe doesn't even have pockets

[@blueberrymuffin2750]

Anonymous User not even a harmonica?

[@thenthson]

@@blueberrymuffin2750 nope.

[@samsashambles]

My gender is 30 pounds my grandma have me in a small see through baggie

[@josharko111]

and draw

[@W.H.V.]

Double or nothing round: Ironically start saying a fictional character's stupid catchphrase and then start saying it out of habit to the point where your friends are saying it too.

[@deamoncastor7307]

Guess where this comes from "NOW I'VE GOT SOME FIRE IN MY BELLY!"

[@thedarklrd6714]

I legit started saying 'bruh' more often because a character I really liked always said it, and now I can't stop

[@W.H.V.]

@@thedarklrd6714 That's a total bruh moment.

[@ninetailedfoxartist]

Im gonna be the next hokage and you better *believe it*

[@MidoriOfTheShuinsen]

@@ninetailedfoxartist *dattebayo!*

[@avery1093]

Upon reading the title: *_I'm sorry w h a t_*

[@kawaiigamergirl4432]

My reaction exactly lol

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

I immediately thought of Bane from Batman

[@cractor6307]

Bane says trans rights

[@festethephule7553]

Screw Bane from Batman, I want to know how Tear of Grace's greatest enemy could validate people XD.

[@emace2425]

First off how does one italize word?? Second At first you think Bane from Batman but Harry Potter *ATTACKS*

[@Vee_Sheep]

I couldn't stop laughing at the gen Z vampire post, because the person's avatar was Alucard and it was all just... _Quite funny, in a mundane way_

[@alessiaagazzi8605]

EXACTLY

[@egomegayolo4127]

@@alessiaagazzi8605 You need to take a walk? I would recommend a...Very Enthusiastic Walk

[@justanotherstranger3672]

gen z vampire? when i saw that post my first thought was rodeo by lil nas x :]

[@gabrielhiyodo6144]

Abriged-Alucard, the most assholish vampire ever

[@phastinemoon]

Gabriel Hiyodo Because, be honest - nearly everyone here, if we had Alucard’s powers, would use them just to get away with being a massive troll. Don’t deny it.

[@fuckress7377]

"Gender is in your pants" me, wearing pants with fake pockets: "welp. no place to store my gender this time"

[@donutholebandit6212]

What if your gender *is* the pants?

[@SilkyCrow]

Ah yes, the age old debate, am I Pants or Not Pants.

[@themitochondriaisthepowerh2074]

THE PERSON WHO POSTED THAT FIRST ONE IS GOING TO HECK

[@ferrin6326]

...Ed...ward? Big brother Ed?

[@iwillruletheworldyay]

that one has actually gotten worse and longer on tumblr now

[@ferrin6326]

@@iwillruletheworldyay where is the meme link us to it

[@iwillruletheworldyay]

@@ferrin6326 don't have it I saw it yesterday though

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

@@asbestosfish_ The memories. Watching that episode with a friend who'd seen the show before, I commented how cute the daughter and fathere are... She just gave me this look that makes so much more sense now... I'm still now okay

[@Onytig]

Imagine if that happened in real life like gods up in heaven going “Oh me damnit now I have to do it again”

[@justin2308]

Zengara Vix On the outside, Jesus would be chill, but on the inside, the annoyance levels would be over 777- not even with us, with physics.

[@hermeshermit]

Me: gf starts saying oof: STOP Me now all the time: oof

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

If you're going around the ooffice saying that, then you've oofficially gone too far

[@hermeshermit]

@@Hanhan-fi1dr I just say oof when I zone out

[@edsweet2858]

Remington Leisy I started saying because of my friend

[@devilishjester7718]

Proof

[@Ardorstorm]

oof

[@blueberrymayhem6074]

1:03 EVERYONE IM NOT WEARING PANTS WHAT IS MY GENDER *_HELP_*

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

Check the secret pocket uwu

[@wizzlelobomon3274]

mackback319 No, it’s obviously the stab wound. How could you NOT know this? Ugh -_-

[@kevintrang3007]

Aparrently my gender is *head*

[@wizzlelobomon3274]

Kevin Trang ??? The hell is that supposed to mean?!

[@ariannarichardson7713]

IM WAREING TIGHTS!!! I HAVE NO POCKETS HEEEELLLLPPPP

[@solarcupid2583]

Pat went into an offense fueled rage at the end on behalf of coffee because he has consumed so much that he is now one with the dark energy beans

[@jaimered6300]

tbf after a while coffee is just part of your morning loading screen

[@VOLAIRE]

You know you’ve made it in life when a villain validates you

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

Very true, I guess I've never made it in life then..

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

@@thatonesentientbagel4043 uhhhhh... FMA is overated Minecraft bad, Fortnite good What happened to the library of Alexandria was a good thing Dogs are a-holes That One Sentient Bagel, you're amazing and you're valid. Be you and be happy. Congrats on having made it in life

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@thatonesentientbagel4043 Being the reincarnation of several villains, I shall fix that! BEING A SENTIENT BAGEL MUST BE AWESOME LIKE REALLY DUDE YOU CAN TOTALLY FREAK PEOPLE OUT BY BEING YOURSELF AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP OR EAT WHICH I'D REALLY LIKE TO BE ABLE TO SURVIVE WITHOUT ALSO HOW ARE YOU SENTIENT IN THE FIRST PLACE ARE YOU POSSESSED, MAGIC, CURSED OR AN ALIEN I NEED ANSWERS!!!

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

Cedar Franklin shhhhhh, just let things be.. Also I don't know if you count this as a "magical power" but I can break dance.

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@thatonesentientbagel4043 For some people I think it is. Also I can't... I think I may be cursed with an undying thirst for knowledge. Especially when it comes to supernatural stuff...

[@void7631]

I’m the shortest person among all my friends yet the most feared as well

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

mood

[@void7631]

Ofelia Gurdian on one hand I want to yell at you as well but on the other I want to clap for you as that is an amazing pun

[@spectralumbra1568]

The shortness is a terrifying power we must wield responsibly.

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

Can confirm, I am tall, and in fear of what will happen to my ankles should I upset the goblins

[@void7631]

Spectral Umbra define “responsibly” because I use it to get kid discounts

[@Soulessnight4]

p.m. seymour: mentions essential oils in his pockets me: i'm sorry i thought your name wasn't Karen

[@mikewilhelm2977]

bro you know you dont need a vaccine every dam time you have a stuffy nose right? like Vaccines are great, but just because you have one doesn't mean you are Scott free from diseases.

[@willofthewinds3222]

@@mikewilhelm2977 Where... where did he say that? Like, all he mentioned was essential oils are heavily associated with Karen-types. Also vaccines are a preventative. If you have a stuffy nose it's sorta too late to help. Also if you have a stuffy nose you can get over it like the rest of you humans.

[@Soulessnight4]

@@willofthewinds3222 clearly dudes one of those people that get triggered over a joke.

[@124tutt2]

*sigh*

[@awkwardukulele6077]

Mike Wilhelm you can’t fool me, KAREN.

[@ferrin6326]

Next thing we know there will be a new main character called Edward and a metal Pokemon nicknamed Alphonse whose greatest wish is to become a human

[@deamoncastor7307]

Just be careful when you run across other trainers will ya, they may try to take more than your money.

[@ferrin6326]

_I can't tell if this is a reference to FMA or not someone help me I beg you_

[@deamoncastor7307]

@@ferrin6326 they may try to take the Pokemon's version of the philosophers stone is what I meant.

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

And there is one trainer who wanted to create a talking pokemon... hahahaha... ha... ... *sobbing*

[@ferrin6326]

@@deamoncastor7307 When I think of take i immediately think of Truth

[@skryypt]

I showed my dad the first one and he threw my phone onto the table **very** angrily while yelling NO

[@ferrin6326]

A man of culture

[@Randomness823]

A very valid response

[@DaydreamingArtist322]

Apart from the phone throwing, I responded the same way.

[@amalgam1210]

Ah yes. I'm here how, and i shouldnt be. This is very cash money. You're welcome.

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

You're very cash money. You go person!

[@lunawohlmut4821]

To anybody who dislikes this: *Bane has stopped validating you*

[@IamaPERSON]

I guess you could say it's the Bane of Seymour

[@lunawohlmut4821]

@@IamaPERSON YES

[@IamaPERSON]

@Akyra Mooney hello!

[@IamaPERSON]

@Akyra Mooney how are you

[@alexrecrem9094]

I validate myself*t-pose*

[@tehRogue]

Why does the last one always get me

[@samanthaescamilla7302]

I’ve never heard the word hugging in such a masculine voice, I loved it

[@simonlong3368]

The vampire one is honestly just TFS' version of Alucard.

[@16BitGamerCat]

Except he'd forget where the earrape version of all star was in his playlist and end up playing something completely different but equally funny in context by hitting shuffle.

[@simonlong3368]

True.

[@Yuecapii]

"you have gender, it's in your pants." .....I'm not wearing pants OwO

[@kavukkii]

Im not wearing skin.

[@bozo6049]

Johnny. As in Johnny Joestar? Mr. "Jesus told me to kill the president"? Mr. "I can shoot my nails off of my hand in order to create an infinite spin, causing anyone inside to be trapped forever"? That Johnny?

[@thelaughingmadness9417]

Perhaps

[@kaku7398]

Don't forget he's very gay for Gyro

[@alexrecrem9094]

@@kaku7398 ain Johnny a teen and gyro, like, twenty five?

[@bozo6049]

@@alexrecrem9094 so? if he's 18 it's fine.

[@alexrecrem9094]

@@bozo6049 i thought he was 16

[@kadengroves8405]

Who needs powers when you know *THE BAT.*

[@deamoncastor7307]

And his secret identity.

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

Don't even *Bat* an eye

[@awkwardukulele6077]

“YoU hAVe a GeNdEr, iTS iN YouR pAntS” It’s weird, all these folks who think they understand science, and then immediately throw out psychology, sociology, anthropology etc. when discussing gender and sex. It’s like, “Yess, am a geologist, here is a map I made,” ah, no, my guy, that’s geography, a completely different thing then what you said. Also, the map just says , “am geologist map, geologist drew I so good.” You may be expressing your credentials a bit too highly, methinks.

[@Salem-ri8wc]

Late night? It’s not even 5 yet I am short. Don’t mess with me My gender is still nothing “Can you don’t?” -From my friend Kylee “Yeet!” -Me now every 2 secs Also Oof at everything My teachers are boring and don’t like modern slang So, me. Literally me. Not even a vampire. Just me, though I’m being a vamp for Halloween My friend doesn’t like coffee and I really shouldn’t have any because I literally react to it like I’m either drunk or on drugs but I still live a half-life of coffee

[@IamaPERSON]

@@dinosaurusrex1482 what about autism?

[@noelhann5262]

I’m going to use “can you don’t” now. Thank you for bringing it to my attention

[@sachiel197]

my gender is also still nothing

[@sourwitch2340]

@@sachiel197 dope. I may not be Bane but I still wanna validate you. You're valid, pal.

[@sachiel197]

No, you're valid! You're all valid!

[@dork-chanstudios3825]

Last Post: [Exist] Me: *Laughs in Potterhead*

[@CBJames2149]

Bane has to break his back even more now, but in a different way...

[@godzillaking5033]

C.B. James cease

[@CBJames2149]

@@godzillaking5033 I refuse.

[@godzillaking5033]

C.B. James are you sure?

[@CBJames2149]

@@godzillaking5033 Immovably certain.

[@godzillaking5033]

C.B. James are you REALLY sure?

[@morcant2310]

Yes i love the late night everythings Pat does there so funny.

[@kitkatmuffin]

1:43 *Bane:* Ohh the gay knight rises, Batman? I heard you like to smooch people of the same gender, and that’s valid! However I still have to break your back.

[@mewsic3281]

A new video has blesses this world

[@captaincrypto8960]

Cyana doing a voice in “Flork of cows” vid.

[@fae3943]

I'M GETTING NINA TUCKER FLASHBACKS HOW DARE YOU

[@ferrin6326]

Ed...ward?

[@ilovepikachu5045]

Annalise Wedewer aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@porchcollapse8612]

Annalise Wedewer go away :(

[@rainyday471]

2:20 something like that happened to me. My gym teacher said,”Oop sksksksk” and my class lost it.

[@suursuits7637]

Ah, yes, the vibes of March!

[@baste3750]

"What happened to Danny?" "Got vibe checked by a vampire"

[@feathersprinkles]

"got vibe checked" is perhaps the most accurate description of the atmosphere of Caesar's assassination I have ever come across (and I had a prof with some kind of Julius Caesar fetish...)

[@fancy_seeing_you_here3402]

You are valid, my friend.

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

No u

[@fancy_seeing_you_here3402]

Johnathan I really needed that, thank you!

[@carolinelabbott2451]

Them be hugging words! Yeap, I needed that. 🙂❤️🤗

[@jipzip2968]

2:08 Switzerland is the place where Caesar was vibe checked by a cross shaped rock

[@TemLightKiBlade]

For the gen z vampire. That reminds me of back in my warcraft 3 custom map days, there was a whole bunch of varients on a bunch of civilians trying to survive a slasher killer. A really popular one had an invisible killer but when he got close, it played a really creepy song. But you could download the maps and change them and than host them back, and people would do that to change the song to scare people already used to the song. It got crazier than as people would take random things to make scary, a really popular one I saw was when the killer got close, I'm a Barbie Girl would start blasting in your ears, and it was terrifying!

[@faithbrosier7516]

I used to say “Yassss Queeen...” and “Bro...” ironically. Now, they are a large part of my vocabulary... Yayyy.

[@MrFizz-bt5wu]

I've been watching both versions of FMA for the first time, and that first joke was a kick to the teeth...

[@ferrin6326]

Wait does the Ninalexander Chimera have teeth I need to look this up

[@porchcollapse8612]

Annalise Wedewer um this made me very uncomfortable

[@hatenayousei]

2:59 my friends think I look like a vampire, I'm gen z, and I love memes. is this me?

[@McBehrer]

1:25 I love it when there is something I say a lot, and then out of nowhere I catch one of my friends saying it

[@Sacron1143]

1:04 None of those. My current personality is what remained after school sucked my soul out

[@IrvingIV]

A- Adachi?

[@moiaussi7722]

@@IrvingIV Masako Adachi has entered the chat

[@Em-ou9qf]

When he did the 'thems huggin words' I heard Dean Winchester tone and I got really happy. Love your videos btw 😊

[@0XBlondie96X0]

"Short and mad" Isn't that Edward Elric in a nutshell?

[@porchcollapse8612]

0XBlondie96X0 pretty much.

[@normaltuesday1872]

Edward: WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT?!

[@potatoprinz]

3:03 THE MENTAL IMAGE OMG I'M WHEEZING HELP I'M HYPERVENTILATING AND I CAN'T STOP

[@rouge_grenade4824]

This is off topic but I found a character called Rodriguez in Crisis Point: Extinction that sounded just like you

[@16BitGamerCat]

"I started saying that ironically and now I say it all the time." Sounds like me and my friends with "Hello, Hello-Hello?" I used it as a joke on one of them, and now every time we join any kind of group chat we all say it as our greeting.

[@WateverWatever04]

I don't have pockets! _what's my gender???_ Edit: WAIT! I'm agender duh haha crisis averted

[@E4439Qv5]

"Agenders, _assemble."_

[@merchantziro4285]

1:21 This is literally me to my brother with "Ey Boss" and then he started doing it too.

[@willowjade9832]

My gender is "I don't have pockets"

[@ryanspruce7447]

That vibe check one is the first time a meme has made me genuinely laugh out loud in a LOOOOOOOONG time

[@seijitheicedrake9487]

2:57 that just sounds like abridged Alucard but slightly older

[@pokeperson1000]

3:18 almost time to see if Apollo paid a visit to the good buddy here.

[@basilpng7278]

Yes, I love the leaning tower of *pizza*

[@Gummy_Pop.]

Oh them huggin words 😂🤣

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

Well you know what, thank you Bane. I care for you even without the mask

[@BoomBox5168]

Isn't it the theatre on Pompeii? I feel like I'm losing my mind rn "hey Siri, where did Caesar get vibe checked?"

[@broast6642]

2:00 Stardew Valley: *_Laughs in the distance_*

[@scientificviking]

Theres nothing in my pockets, so aren't I just back to square 1?

[@Chagogo]

1:07 Not a personality trait but I ran like Double D from Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy for a good while when I was younger.

[@Evelyn_onfire]

whenever I start watching a tv show, I tend to absorb the way the characters act and talk

[@nickster5207]

I AM SHORT! I AM RAGE! *FEAR MY APPROACH YOU TOWERING SWINES*

[@starlightblackhole8409]

That is exactly how caffeine works for me. I'm neither aware or sleeping I'm just existing.

[@SHUTLL]

I WAS WATCHING FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST WHEN I SAW THE FIRST FRICKING POST

[@porchcollapse8612]

Mr. ShuttleCock ack me too

[@celestialgoldhart7752]

OMG!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! I’ve never been so happy to see my pic post on here!!

[@seanmcfadden3712]

So... I identify as a used handkerchief, some dried lucerne leaves and a grass seed.

[@LiamLightwolf]

What are lucerne leaves?

[@thepinkestpigglet7529]

I’m nothing

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

Ah yes, I am the well known gender *Microsoft Lumia 540 "Lukla" series 500, generation 4, system 8,1* Please refer to me as such

[@seanmcfadden3712]

@@LiamLightwolf Lucerne is another name for alfalfa. It's a plant that is commonly used as fodder for grazing livestock. The leaves are probably from bales of hay that I've been moving around.

[@LiamLightwolf]

@@seanmcfadden3712 well, you learn something new everyday! Thank you for the explanation!

[@TheGameMage_]

The vampearlgrey one is basically alucard in hellsing abridged and that is why he was saying that

[@persephone_is]

*trys to look in my pockets* *has no pockets* Dang it I lost my gender again!! Its the third time this week!!

[@Naten-d7f]

You know what I need? Some "Over the Garden Wall" music covers.

[@porchcollapse8612]

Madness King YES

[@chaoticjacket238]

*V I B E C H E C K*

[@kevintrang3007]

The moment you see a 500 year old vampire move towards you and hear her say "Hey mister", you're dead.

[@blemis7656]

Can someone explain the Pokémon post? I don’t understand.

[@ferrin6326]

Watch Fullmetal Alchemist or Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood until the end of the Tucker estate stuff, you will discover the meaning of the meme *Ed...ward?*

[@reincarnationdeva]

@@ferrin6326 NO! TOO SOON I'm still hurt by it...

[@ferrin6326]

@@reincarnationdeva *Big brother... Ed?*

[@reincarnationdeva]

@@ferrin6326 AHHHHHHHHH NOOOO

[@lordfawful1229]

You don't wanna know. I know you think you do, but you don't.

[@lewistrundell]

I love how seymore misreads stuff and makes it better

[@ferrin6326]

Hewo

[@deamoncastor7307]

It's me!

[@ferrin6326]

I've been wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet- Because I'm absolutely going to hell when I die

[@justin2308]

Even with slang, ‘vibe checked’ to describe what happened to Caesar is still an understatement.

[@CooperDonaldson]

Short and Angry? I thought those were the powers of Edward Elric!

[@ferrin6326]

*The Fullmetal Alchemist... **_EDWARD ELRIC!!!_*

[@wolfsong9134]

Yay! You read the coffee one! 😂

[@echolynn13]

1:00 I don’t have pockets, so... I guess I identify as nothing?

[@frimi8593]

by far the most objectionable part of this video was the phrase "emergency essential oils"

[@ghostriderwolf1532]

I think Caesar flunked that vibe check!😂😂😂😂

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

The same logic also applies to Gizmo leading the Hive is you don't take into account his inventiveness, mean any of the Hive could easily take him down if you think about it, same for Robin versus the Titans

[@patriciamcgeorge2575]

1:28 - you did it. You summarised all of memetics

[@lunatick9792]

0:49 Ha! Joke's on you, I'm not wearing any pants.

[@eddieravenwood]

3:05 You laugh, but this was basically the plot of Dracula

[@wreckitremy]

That last one is super true for me because I'm mildly allergic to an ingredient in coffee

[@thegoon3840]

0:51 Jokes on you, I’m not wearing any... oh

[@iriszeldaana]

I identify as some ripped up tissue and the two sticky bits from the plastic dice box for DnD I got over the weekend.

[@JJ-oe5tm]

I’m getting into voice acting and I’m really happy

[@hoodieninja4983]

The Gen Z vampire sounds frickin’ cool.

[@gooseberriepi]

My favorite posts have gotta be Ceasar Vibe Check and Gen Z Vampire I absolutely _lost it_ at those parts

[@rexusthevaliant6311]

The vampire got me...i cannot...stop..laughing

[@irishuisman1450]

Apparently I identify as a slightly ripped envelope and a locker key… Alrighty

[@lhtyeehaw1319]

That last one hit *HARD*

[@HeroAkii]

Every FREAKING TIME I SEE ANYTHING THAT REMINDS ME OF THAT HORRIBLE FMA EPISODE I TEAR UP A BIT AND I JUST WANNA CURL UP AND CRY...I'M CRYING WHILE TYPING THIS..OH GOD WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO YOUR POOR DAUGHTER...AND THEN THE FMA UNIVERSE HAD TO TAKE HUGHES AWAY TOO...OH GOD THE FLASHBACKS

[@tohru-adachi-true-legit-real]

Straight at day, gay by night. *moonlight densetsu starts playing* IN THE NAME OF THE GAY, YOU WILL BE *PUNISHED!*