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[@PMSeymour]

Y'all brought this on yourself kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioOtdqN-h7CkmpI

[@galaxyjam3742]

No u

[@aknight7642]

Should’ve put a Rick Roll.

[@Lexibee69]

"trebuchet" treh bu chay

[@tylerblubaugh5549]

You don't know how to pronounce the superior seige engine

[@galaxyjam3742]

Tyler Blubaugh supeerior seej enjin

[@jussomdude8506]

All of the horror protags are the same guy, that's why they're all called Ethan. And Ethan as a kid was the male trainer from Gen 2 Pokemon.

[@endernightthedrokain1770]

You mean Johto

[@wildmoon9027]

It all makes sense now 0-0

[@GigaLem]

You do know that newbark town was originally called silent hills?

[@Ribbons0121R121]

dear god its a child murderer

[@expio4257]

This hurts the pokespe fan within me.

[@natalie6811]

7:09 The “Corn-corn-corn-corn-corn” made me do a spit take without even drinking anything.

[@Jun-Kyard]

@@stampasnake well atleast he ain't swallow

[@Ramsey276one]

I UNDERSTA DON'T

[@Lownsomere]

Uhm, what did you spit out then?

[@dkpsyhog]

...Did you seriously fail to pronounce “trebucheting”? Please get some sleep, P.

[@lanzlagman3511]

Persephone

[@limehazard]

@@lanzlagman3511 Can't trick me, I played HADES!

[@Ropetupa]

I was confused when he did that. Guess Age of Empires 2 gives me a edge to a native english speaker :D

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

Tre-boo-shay.

[@TeutonicViking]

​And now... for the age of Wololos!

[@mayoroftoontown]

My new favorite phrase: *consume it if you DARE*

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

? ? ?

[@nolifehn]

Too Many Ocs *D O Y O U D A R E ! ! !*

[@ExcalibeonSwordofEeveelutions]

*_Oh I dare, daddy~_*

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@ExcalibeonSwordofEeveelutions EAT SCYTHES YOU-

[@aquilesalvarado1220]

I felt fear for the kitty

[@dude10067]

I dead-ass said *"Awwh, shucks"* when the General Cornobi bit came up

[@Gfan-yi7tm]

Why aren’t you getting more respect for that?

[@icybeverage9276]

The thought of a little church service where, after the pastor says something, the cars just suddenly go wild with the headlights, just warms my heart.

[@ghostlydude6478]

If you think about it, that’s just a church in the cars universe.

[@somegremlinwanderingtheweb4104]

6:22 Hearing PM speak the lyrics if cell block tango physically hurt me ;-;

[@sydneysleeper9642]

SAME

[@sinelp2010]

I looked for this comment, I was so disappointed, and VeeVee's right :)

[@somegremlinwanderingtheweb4104]

@VeeVee Uver I like your thinking

[@immutablebrew]

THIIIIIIIIIS

[@faatimaismail8856]

I just realized it was cell block tango

[@deadaccount5576]

6:19 me whispering in the corner of my room: *_ᶜᵉˡˡ ᵇˡᵒᶜᵏ ᵗᵃⁿᵍᵒ_*

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

*flashbacks to when I asked one of my friends (who was doing that play) how "Oklahoma" was coming along*

[@jencandraw6133]

*starts singing the entire song*

[@NoirRaven]

OMG I KNOW RIGHT? HOW COULD HE HAVE MISSED THE REFERENCE?!

[@mirandabee2323]

Pop

[@phoebegilliland8897]

Six

[@racooninyourtrash8948]

6:10 Can confirm, stepped on my brother's foot and did this

[@Snowkit1000]

Trash Panda Ace like just then after ya watched this or

[@racooninyourtrash8948]

@@Snowkit1000 Both.

[@notacat3979]

1:07 we just gonna skip on past the whole elf thing

[@Lu4455]

69th like. Nice.

[@notacat3979]

@@Lu4455 heh, nice

[@catbatrat1760]

I guess that person cares more about reindeer than elves. RACIST! CANCEL THEM! (jk)

[@notacat3979]

@@catbatrat1760 nice save with the jk, cause i was about to go off

[@catbatrat1760]

@@notacat3979 Hey, with cancel culture and all that, you can never be too sure. Besides, since when is a little extra clarity a bad thing? It doesn't hurt anyone. No reason to judge.

[@crystelthewolf]

6:25 im disappointed he didnt sing it

[@defectivetictac6103]

Same

[@kaliyanelson6106]

Hey, at least it lives on.

[@wondrousgamer3930]

It shall forever live on

[@maybemc1498]

C I C E R O

[@aniyajohnson4729]

I just got the reference. It took me two minutes

[@unnamed_paragon]

*What if the dream world is reality and life is our dreams-*

[@AnimeWolf5193]

Either way, nothing makes sense.

[@ninjabaiano6092]

I can control where i go in dreams. Reality is dissapointing tbh.

[@rojay90]

So i've been drunk in "reality" for 3 nights in a row

[@mc.gemstone]

Then my real life in dreams are just random short films done by a college student.

[@egreaterthan753]

I dont dream anymore so maybe i died but im still in a dream state

[@lillianmanuel4956]

2:16 catch me crying in the corner because of Team Starkid's Black Friday..... 😭😭😭MMMMLLLLEEEEHHHHH-

[@gothicwebby2097]

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU AHHHHHHHHHHH

[@somegremlinwanderingtheweb4104]

MY BOYYYYY

[@collecting_dust5552]

rip ethan ;-;

[@defectivetictac6103]

i’m goNna... kICk yOuR heA *D*

[@dylanchouinard6141]

ETHAN WAS AN INNOCENT BOY WHO WANTED TO SPELL GOOD AND HIS GIRLFRIEND TO BE HAPPY HOW DARE YOU!

[@merchantziro4285]

Okay, that Microsoft Word is now playing Skyrim actually broke me, that is the best thing I've seen.

[@Johnwicklover1994]

6:23 I was SO ready to do the choreo for the Cell Block Tango

[@kaliyanelson6106]

5:22 We don't exist. We are a legend. Much like Florida, Australia, and the Bermuda Triangle. We strike from the shadows with our vending-machine-guns, and we ALWAYS hit our target right in the yee-haws.

[@katmac3111]

But...but I live in Florida I know I've been to Disney please help where am I

[@haf3113]

Life is like an egg.... It has chickens in it sometimes

[@kitkatkarebear11]

Life is like a chicken Has eggs in it sometimes

[@MintyBingus]

Fuck, dude, it sure does

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

Hello There General Cornobi

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

Keep it on the cob, will ya?

[@alicesmith255]

okokok but the glowstick juice bones is an actual thing! There’s this antibiotic (I think it was tetracycline?) that is super effective and gets absorbed into your bones that basically makes your bones immune to infection and it glows in the dark, the potential downside is that it stains your teeth (because naturally, it calcifies in teeth too) a very intense yellow hence it not being used as a preventive treatment. What I’m trying to say here is: if we all drank enough coffee or just stop with the bullshit beauty standard of white teeth, we could have glowstick bones/teeth for real. Rave skeleton wars. Just sayin.

[@sand1243]

I love the time zone comment, cause it is 20 to four in the am right now and my body is getting into the weird not but is tired phase. Good times

[@worldwritere-cat6603]

Goddangit, I was getting excited until I realized you meant 3:40 and not 4:20!

[@sand1243]

You're right, that is dissapointing

[@kadewalker9156]

Oh yeah my Nightcore "phase"... Almost forgot about it *Off in the distance* Nightcore: You will never be set free, *baka* ! ÒwÓ

[@LastFrostman]

I shared a pretty good nightcore song to my discord and it got removed for featuring porn. I was like, 'wait, no it's just anime. No I don't kno why they're sitting like that, just listen to the song!' Nightcore y u gotta have the sexy anime cover, I can't share you with normies

[@justarandombookworm3726]

I'm currently in the nightcore phase... My parents took away the speaker they got me a week ago.....

[@No1AldamonFanGirl]

I can't listen to nightcore, it always seems to hit frequencies that are torture on my ears. (I've had my hearing tested, I actually hear a wider range of sound than most). By that same token, Alvin and the Chipmunks are nothing short of torture to the point I couldn't be in the house if my siblings were watching it when we were kids.

[@kadewalker9156]

@@No1AldamonFanGirl I completely understand. I usually listen to daycore/negative Nightcore (lower and slower) and deeper versions of nightcore. I, myself, can't listen to female songs in Nightcore nor Alvin in the chipmunks with headphones or at loud volumes. Nightcore can be rather high and most don't like it. I hope they don't listen to that for your sake. If it's not too intrusive and you are comfortable answering, what is your hearing range?

[@No1AldamonFanGirl]

@@kadewalker9156 I don't remember the exact results, but I can hear higher frequencies - dog whistles are in my range, and they *hurt*

[@Moss_Dude]

Trebuchet is pronounced "Tree-boo-shay"

[@willow887]

Alexander Martens thought it was treb-you-shay? Have I been pronouncing it wrong?

[@bait1021]

@@willow887 No, Alex is. We are saying it right.

[@MegaGaming11]

No it's treh-byoo-shay

[@Moss_Dude]

@@MegaGaming11 I can accept treh or byoo, but not both

[@RandomPerson-xf9yn]

@@Moss_Dude well then you are lost

[@soupgal]

6:21 cue every musical theater kid belting out the lyrics and missing the next two posts

[@N3verFam0us]

5:51 its pronounced tre-byoo-shay

[@KaizoeAzurum]

/ˈtrɛbəʃɛt/

[@juniperberryyyy]

Dude, it's trebucheting. Tre-be-shay-ing. How the heck did you mess that up out of curiosity? Edit: Sorry if I sound rude, I'm not trying to. I actually really like your videos. Sorry Edit #2: Ok, so, the trebucheting is a pretty weird word to pronounce, I wasn't sure how to type it out. I've always pronounced it closer to tre-be-shay rather than tre-byoo-shay, treb-you-shay, tre-boo-shay, or any of the other ways in the replies. That's why it's written that way

[@PMSeymour]

It's late for me, never seen the word and I'm exhausted

[@juniperberryyyy]

@@PMSeymour Makes sense

[@PMSeymour]

@@juniperberryyyy it's all good, only pinned it so people don't flood the comments with corrections haha

[@jamiee7367]

Isn't it pronounced more like "Treb-you-shay-ing"?

[@fidly4]

How did you mess it up out of curiosity? It's "Treb-yoo-shay-ing"

[@user-oh9ui7oz2r]

I told my friend about the trash can thing and he still had his popsicle wrapper and he went up to his sister, stomped on her foot, and she opened her mouth to scream and then he shoved the popsicle wrapper in her mouth. It was the funniest thing to witness

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

I occasionally forget that you know Undertale and then a video like this happens and I'm like "who the hell is Asgore and why does Patrick know him" and then I have that moment of realization

[@SpeedyCheetahCub]

I mean, it's a funny joke, but one of the characters in Undertale is canonically named Monster Kid and I'm betting Asgore is to blame.

[@CallieSqueakz]

The end is the best like just ＫＡ・ＣＨＩ・ＧＡ ＫＯＭ・ＲＡＤＥ

[@NekogamiKun127]

*PM:* Tr- Trubuckting *Me:* Oh Seymour, you beautiful sweet baby, I love you so much.

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

Me: maybe you'll remember it after I CRUSH YOU UNDER SEVERAL TONS OF ROCK

[@haveagoodmourning]

@@AverageEldritchEntity there are two kinds of people

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@haveagoodmourning I honestly forget what I was even answering.

[@amalgam1210]

why is that potato a mood. wait, is potato a mood?

[@chsfrnc]

For future reference Seymour: Tre-boo-shea. And in this context: tre-boo-shea-ing

[@stormhawkdude]

5:39 Tre-beu-shay-ing. Like the ancient siege machine that yeets big rocks.

[@KaizoeAzurum]

/ˈtrɛbəʃɛt/

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

6:08 Some people also barrage you with a lot of trash. Same differance?

[@AbadonXXX]

Now general, for corn hub!

[@connormacgregor9460]

Trebuchet (tre-bu-shay) similar to a catapult but where a catapult uses tension in twisted rope or bent wood and a large spoon to fling rocks, the trebuchet uses a counterweight and a sling-like object on the end of its wooden arm.

[@redssign]

Thank you for giving me a moment of happiness as I break down. Break downs are not epic gamer moments.

[@yllwtoast]

The time zone difference works out well for me because it means that I can watch these while eating breakfast before going to school. But now I can't eat or go to school, so...

[@queensugar9625]

People already explained the pronunciation of trebucheting better than I could, but I looked it up. It's a whip-slingshot-catapult and I love it.

[@bloodshard18]

I waited till near midnight before watching this. Actual late night.

[@Chessrook44]

Trebucheting = Trah-Boo-Shay-Ing. A Trebuchet is basically a giant medieval catapult that would fling massive loads of whatever they wished great distances. It was usually used for sieges, flinging massive stone balls to tear down walls, throwing giant flaming balls to cause fire to the wooden structures within castles, or throwing diseased cows to decrease the enemy morale.

[@BBlob74]

Here is a shower thought, Elves would be the easiest to make in real life. You would only change the ears.

[@justin2308]

But which elves are we referring to? Because on some, you’d need different eyes too. On others, like Dark Elves from Elder Scrolls, you’d actually need and blue-silver skin color as well.... 🤔

[@JG-vh1xc]

Pointing one’s ears is actually a body modification that some people do! They suture ur ears n make u an elf!

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

And maybe immortality, and maybe magic, and maybe horns, and maybe þe whole 'forcing you to dance wiþ þem until you die from exhaustion' þing from Norse myþology.

[@sungoddessamaterasu5439]

When are you going to start messing with the formatting on these titles?

[@user-nw3ol7fk1i]

Don't give him ideas

[@paulinafirestone7868]

You know, 'Late night tumblr posts' does have a t in every word...

[@bap3227]

remove the t in every word

[@wooyeah1738]

Lae Nigh Poss

[@user-nw3ol7fk1i]

@@wooyeah1738 *lae nigh umblr pos

[@uwu-eo5cx]

2:05 Kinda not realated but this reminded me that "Life is egg" and "Boiled egg" spells and reads exactly same in korean

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

I'm *SORRY*

[@twarasandeep9731]

it's latenight for me too, i was tired like log but when I saw this video it was like a pure caffeine shot in my veins

[@atomsorcerer8356]

5:40 That would be a verbification of the word trebuchet, the big-ass sling that people used to hurl shit at castles (and far superior to the catapult). So that would be pronounced as "treh-boo-shay-ing". And also i am laughing my soul out at the image of someone using a tiny trebuchet to launch starchy potato goodness into their gaping jaws-

[@Engardian]

Rome: OMG what happened to Caesar?! Senators: ... Brutus: He fell into my knife...he fell into my knife 23 times.

[@Finn_7117]

This is the best type of tired

[@cynicalchicken6337]

This channel alone actually makes me happy and I enjoy getting seeing these videos. Anytime I am down or feel depressed and wanting to end it I just come here and it makes me enjoy life again

[@Silverwind87]

Sans and Papyrus being nicknames given by Asgore is a weird headcanon, but I'm all for it.

[@justa_snowmothblm7656]

General Cannoli would also work

[@IncoherentCowboyJ]

Since trebucheting is difficult you can always call the good old yeet cannon

[@laurenhodges6411]

I loved the Drive In Church Guide!

[@omorocca4946]

Now I know I've watched these videos too often when I can tell which posts you've already done before in every new video.

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

Nice video, PM, but it's pronounced "treh-byou-shay-ing"

[@Moss_Dude]

It's "Tree-boo-shay" Actually

[@audreyyoung1471]

The question is....the hell does it mean?

[@sechran]

@@audreyyoung1471 The trebuchet was a medieval siege engine that can be summed up as the king of all catapults.

[@timh.6872]

It can fire a 90kg payload over 300m. Also, not a catapult. Trebucheters everywhere are mildly offended by the mere comparison.

[@taylorbritt499]

@@Moss_Dude in my 20 years I have never heard it pronounced like that. I've always heard "treh-byoo-shay" It's probably a regional difference

[@naomichancey7621]

I will be haunted forever by "Ca-chiga Comrad!" 😂

[@redfall8501]

Holly spotted must. Not. HELLO GORDON!!

[@Omegaswritings]

5:14 this is why I love Seth Everman

[@sagecarruthers3637]

I have tears in my eyes over "corncorncorncorn"

[@emilyposton1122]

I saw the cell block tango reference and I like the video immediately

[@teddybear6485]

Pat I'm gonna give your puppers an angry and disappointed look if you do not go to bed and sleep. Why you may ask? Because they'll think they've done something wrong and be sad. I am willing to make a doggo sad if this man does not sleep.

[@Second_UNIT]

I got the “Egg shits” Turns out, I’m just allergic to eggs and it took my mother 20 years to conveniently tell me. Also gluten.

[@5192aaron]

Santa has a pilot's license he received with a witness in 1927 Me, in my best Jontron voice: I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS

[@donalddonahue674]

Stalin car says:" TO THE GULAG WITH YOU!"

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

What are his automotives?

[@ryleejam]

So the next mystery skulls part 4 is coming out this October SO *TUMBLR TO YOUR KEYBOARDS OR OTHER ELECTRONICS!!*

[@notagoat281]

0:51 I mean in this case it's still quite deep in a way. It shows us that the human mind is indeed limited in the way the initial question was suggesting: we cannot conceive knowledge of things we have never experienced, we can at most only create "remixes" of the knowledge we already possess.

[@LadyEvilest]

I'm more concerned about Santa using elves as slaves. Heck, some people use reindeer for food! Elf lives matter!

[@ChknKng]

Trebuchet: TREH-byoo-shay; kinda like a catapult but different, though I couldn’t tell you how, for certain.

[@olimara1647]

0:49 If I ever hear anyone pompously make reference to trees falling in forests with no one to hear them, I am gonna beat them to death with a physics textbook.

[@Cyfrik]

And then there's that one tumblr thread where, realizing the philosophical side was solved by physics, people instead turned it into a semantic discussion.

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

EXCUSE YOU, THOSE REINDEER ARE LIKE F A M I L Y TO SANTA-

[@cilantromcghee3092]

1:52 My dad is named eric, so this kinda spooked me for a sec

[@redblushinrose]

*T H E S T A L I N C A R*

[@facelessjack442]

something deep within my spirit just ruptured what have you done Seymour

[@Scribblemations]

Petition for Seymour to make an entite LNTP episode entirely with undertale-related posts.

[@babbybobabs8701]

5:15 blue raspberry is awesome

[@Scorchlette]

honestly pat's natural voice is a great fit for asgore

[@galacticgila219]

5:49 it’s pronounced Tre-Bh-Yew-Shay-Ing! A trebuchet is basically a catapult but instead of a spoon, it’s a tarp tied to the pole

[@bluesquid8352]

6:19 gotta love that chicago reference

[@ripleyp.6558]

Treh-bue-shay-ing Trebuchet was a great big catapult mainly used in the 16th century

[@0XBlondie96X0]

As an American, I can confirm that none of those things are fictional, unfortunately in a couple cases.

[@keithkania3810]

As a person named Ethan I can confirm that we know what we did

[@skittlegoat]

Ya know, I strongly vibe with the timezones post.

[@dj3k610]

OK SO 5:48 a trebuchet is a supersized sling used to lob large stones, sorta like a catapult but the head is a sling instead of a bowl.

[@kapmando]

Trebucheting - catapulting, but fancy. [Tre-Byoo-shay-ing]

[@hestia_5277]

5:10 what about papyrus

[@hestia_5277]

I think undertale is gaining similarities to beetlejuice

[@beckettthirion3147]

Dude Papyrus is a font

[@hestia_5277]

@@beckettthirion3147 papyrus is also a wonderful character in undertale who likes Japes , spaghetti and puzzles

[@beckettthirion3147]

@@hestia_5277 I know dude but you phrased your comments like you didn't know that Papyrus was a font. And yes I have played Undertale and yes it was great.

[@Smok_Argus]

What a pleasant way to start off my day... Thank you

[@shrexyavocado7828]

As the prophesies foretold

[@csdgay]

1:56 unexpected Holly AKA the voice of Dr Coomer

[@bruhitzskelly7348]

I'm so early for once that this video doesn't even have a single dislike *happy noises*

[@JustNo420]

Its not quite 5 am here, more like half past 4 am but close ;) Okay, sry, i was wrong, its *now* 5 am, but it was half past 4 am when you posted this. Its 5 am on a sunday, why tf am i awake?

[@justacookie7505]

I think you missed the Cellblock Tango refrence at 6:24 (great song)

[@anthonyplacek9703]

Are you okay? Do you need sleep? Coffee? Coffee before you sleep? Sleep after you coffee?

[@AnAngryGranny]

"treb-you-shay-ing"

[@MrTiesk]

You're correct, it's 8 AM

[@forestlincoln761]

I want to give and receive a hug from P.M. Seymour.

[@sailthemarigold_7864]

Treb-yoo-Shay-ing. A trebuchet is a sort of catapult.

[@Tuntor689]

Trebuchet - a weird catapult Trebucheting - to catapult weirdly into the mouth

[@quirkrash2982]

4:08 HEY, HEY I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE

[@roo5351]

I take my shoes off when I get in my room

[@thelocaldisgrace5897]

6:22 cell block tango reference big w moment