Bank Robber Holds Hostages in 9-Hour Standoff With FBI

[@benpeters5851]

I like how everyone’s coming out crying or tripping over themselves but the lady in orange the way she comes walking out she’s probably thinking to herself I better get some overtime for this

[@bradyy381]

haha totally. she had the “today of all days” attitude the entire time

[@bartholomew5501]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PapaJoJ]

She fat & sassy woman

[@BruhBruh-sb5xd]

Song was made about thsi

[@CocoHighlights]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Narutocoolcat]

I’ve never seen a bank robbery where everyone is just chilling in a chair instead of being on the ground.

[@NFLYoungBoy223]

Just give him 5 years

[@sman14GTA]

Criminals just aren't the same anymore lol. This guy robbed a bank in ripped jeans, a far cry from suits or ballistic armour, his main score was probably the pizza the FBI ordered 😂.

[@gpproject1548]

@@sman14GTA except for the pink panthers

[@samuelnjenga1761]

@@sman14GTA do you think the bank employees will be paid for theie hours

[@devynvance2792]

He was just recreating a movie 😂

[@BassBanj0]

I love how the woman in orange just casually walked out like normal, she didn't even seem to care

[@busg4729]

whats she going to do run???

[@distinguishedallureproduct879]

Right she made it seem like he was just needing to speak to a manager 😂

[@orangesodanoice214]

@@busg4729 yeah but she was the only one who didn’t have her hands up

[@paintthesky3770]

She was probably sick and tired of that job 🤣

[@busg4729]

@@orangesodanoice214 probably can't do that either and the police wouldn't shoot you

[@etheriousjackal5577]

This is one of the most calmest hostage situation I've ever seen. It must have been scary AF for the people involved in it but for me, an outsider, the whole thing just looked a bit funny. Like the way they casually delivered Pizza to him and how they kept referencing the movie.

[@bakajanai.]

Woman in orange doesnt have a care in the world lmao. Its just the usual business day for her.

[@bocawilliams9200]

If I were taken hostage I would have punched this guy in the mouth with my mouth, softly, as I slipped my tongue in his mouth and moved it around gently! The best way to get out of one of these situations is to make sweet passionate love to your captors

[@xz3693]

The last dude making a run for his life, diving out, and rolling to freedom is what really got me. You never want to be the last anything, but the last hostage is the worst.

[@simonsteven1427]

If you're the last hostage you're still alive.

[@simonsteven1427]

@Samuel Boulin if he killed everyone they wouldn't be hostages they would be victims.

[@williambooker4453]

@@ItsDaniPlays Living witnesses

[@ThemDevons]

Yes I was the last one robbed when I worked at the bank. It was terrifying

[@ItsDaniPlays]

@@williambooker4453 Oh yeah, my bad

[@stevenlee7860]

The most calmest bank robbery/ Hostage situation I've ever seen lmaoo this dude just wanted attention luckily no one was hurt

[@danksanchez4324]

@@CitrikkAcid good deal ngl

[@gabe5875]

@@alihaqqani6205 huh?

[@SUGAR_XYLER]

yeah, he'll got a lot of attention from Bubba

[@nyakuonyakuonyakuonyakuony]

@Alfred E. Neuman what did he say?

[@dieseldabz7104]

Most calmest 😆

[@antoniouss]

man those two tellers were super relaxed. like they were probably thinking "if i die, i die"

[@davemartin681]

They're middle-aged working as a teller for a corporate bank... Pretty sure they didn't have much to lose...

[@TheAsianOne1]

@@davemartin681 ye I mean there probably in there 40’s divorced low payed unhappy what’s there to lose

[@chrisortiz8072]

From the video only 1 of them really looked stressed the rest were like do I get overtime pay for this because I didnt clock out or maybe I can get a weeks paid vacation

[@cynthiaandoh9575]

@@TheAsianOne1 Life

[@tenorighteous1809]

He didn’t even have a gun and they were in separate rooms 🐷

[@paulbiz8708]

It’s amazing how calm the workers seem to be.

[@isabelamogosanu7777]

He really didn't seem that threatening. Just dopey asl

[@Monster12255]

The lady in the orange acted like she goes through a hostage situation everyday.

[@KILLERGRAVITY-sb3bh]

Seriously she was so damn chill her body language says it all inside and as she leaves she’s baller and unfazed 😂😂

[@mindyours8343]

Rgt she’s a boss lol

[@7m.l_]

lol ikr

[@CieraMychele]

She works in customer service, her job is basically already a hostage situation

[@gw7911]

She didn’t even put her hands in the air when she left lol

[@Andrew..J]

Woman in orange seemed like she was more annoyed than anything like "bruh I'm missing The Batchelor rn, you gonna shoot me or can I leave?"

[@mstrmren]

ikr

[@juansandrik9549]

Fam she cried her eyes out scared for her life

[@ThatWeirdoRightThere]

She was probably annoyed because the guy didn’t even seem like he really wanted to rob the bank. He just wanted some attention. Wasting everybody’s time for some pizza smh

[@chairchair1231]

@@juansandrik9549 where did you see that ?

[@viksod9506]

@@juansandrik9549 she walked out of the bank like nothing happened at 1:19

[@Dominion69420]

The lady in Orange is the funniest thing Ive seen, she acted so calm and collected I love it

[@itisjustacomment]

First to die if he was crazy .

[@ethanlarsen4644]

She looks over at the other hostages: “First time?” And smiles 😂

[@putering1994]

fr

[@Hero4fun77]

Plot twist she is the master mind 😀 or undercover fbi agent 😀

[@jackshiraq575]

Why do you refer to her as a 'thing' xD

[@SylSavior]

Woman in orange was just like “Damn it, not again.”

[@sonofliberty8872]

Hostage situation? This is more chill than our school cafeteria.

[@Kassadin.]

They got robbed, we got shot

[@tonyamckeon8565]

Yes or halls.

[@trashboity8773]

They probably chilled and watched Netflix too

[@bt70a9]

They could not leave, you can.

[@jumpTo888]

hahaha 😂

[@redlinx5520]

It’s crazy to think someone would even do this, especially modeling his actions after a movie.

[@XxTR1D]

Why he just wanted to be in a movie, so this was the best option. Acting it out in real life

[@wpflesh6510]

But Dog Day Afternoon is based off a true story and the money throwing thing actually happened during that bank robbery back in the 70s....So if anything he was copying John Wojtowicz who was the robber for which Dog Day Afternoon was based

[@Mila-er6ms]

😂🤣😅

[@wagwantv1228]

I love the Man that’s just sitting there with his leg cross like “You’re not gonna get away with this”😂😂😂

[@602_luis]

Imagine not loving this man🤡🤡🤡

[@kingcc9999]

The woman in orange was as cool as a cucumber. She was so chill through everything, it's like she has nerves of steel

[@MemePageAdmim]

Or she was low-key on the thief's side 😯

[@Satoru_Gojo7575]

She obese she need to lay off those Big Macs

[@Blackbrryjam]

@@Satoru_Gojo7575 that was uncalled for ✨😺

[@maficolamakhata]

She calm cos she has been robbed before............. .. by me 😏😷

[@jonas7483]

She had already seen the movie

[@usr1996]

"But the most important thing is to stay alive" what an expert

[@SecondsOUT-ip4wh]

😄

[@neonlights3739]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how chill the lady in orange was? She walked out like she owned the place

[@hairybuttsniff]

Trump 2024

[@hairybuttsniff]

You was wrong! Warning ⚠️ number 1 for you smart guy 👺👺👺👺

[@ashannafi90]

@@hairybuttsniff bruh no trump

[@o_o5578]

@@hairybuttsniff Man what does trump have anything to do with this?

[@JM-fo1te]

She can't run

[@ikameera]

0:00 "it's heart-stopping video taken inside a bank" they just chilling in those chairs

[@INSANEWitG18S]

ahahahahahaha

[@johnernesttorregoza8548]

Haha

[@Madcuzimright74]

😂😂😂

[@Ryanlexz]

Look stage LMAO

[@2007ghettonissanaltima]

@MARVIN PETION amen 👍

[@faithdaqueene]

I’m not even phased anymore. They literally just re-enacted a movie irl.

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

Yeah and I’m like okay I guess that’s what we’re doing now

[@kimnotloona]

Bruh this is basically black mirror smithereens with some easter eggs😭

[@overfoxed]

I know, it's hard to believe that I'm not surprised at all. Just another day on Earth

[@aponiaa]

fazed*

[@FireMinstrel]

Maybe his accomplice(if he tried to have one) chickened out seeing what happens to John Cazale at the end...

[@jamessilverio2657]

This actually so different from movies. They were talking so casually.

[@srn00811]

He just wanted to recreate his childhood favourite movie

[@h.g.buddne7327]

Exactly my thoughts

[@CatPope1935]

So awesome we need more people like him

[@Novristxch]

The FBI even helped him

[@czarnino7157]

@@CatPope1935 dude it might be cool and epic but no the police will be wasting their time

[@TacoTalo]

@@czarnino7157 he’s joking bruv

[@WheelEstate]

The woman in orange was sitting on the chair like she was AC Slater. That was the chillest hostage situation ever lol.

[@Palomar23]

Maybe it wasn’t her first rodeo lol

[@kristingallo2158]

It's fake .

[@DP-ot6zf]

@@kristingallo2158 It wasn't fake. That was a real chair!

[@kristingallo2158]

@@DP-ot6zf 🤣🤣🤣

[@andraiharris7428]

She knew and felt that he didnt really wanna hurt anyone

[@taylors1974]

This is literally the chillest bank robbery I have ever seen. Luckily the man only wanted attention and not hurt people.

[@crumbs2971]

nice bro you copied a comment by 80% congrats!!!!!!!

[@fireemblemaddict128]

@@crumbs2971 it's what everyone's thinking though.

[@waterbucket4745]

@@crumbs2971 “tell me you’re petty without telling me you’re petty” ^^^^^^

[@zackymacky7647]

Nah... I think he wanted a Pizza

[@seansanchez408]

@@crumbs2971 shut up

[@franciscomendoza7348]

Lol that lady “what would you like me to say “ she seemed more fed up at the fact she had to stand up and get out of her chair 🪑 😂😂

[@likemycommentgurl5196]

He took “my life’s a movie” to the next level

[@GusFringsdecrepitVolvoV]

This situation reminds me of the movie “dog day afternoon”

[@N0_Lifer]

Lmao

[@kancudi]

"call me Martin Scorsese".

[@Travisbop]

Lol

[@itsnowornever4812]

THE LAST HOSTAGE ...HE HAULED ASS 😹

[@ieatpineapples9742]

They weren’t even tied up, they were just chilling like nothing was happening around them. Edit:the replies have now become a war on who is the better robber, if u wanna check it out I recommend popcorn.

[@ericd.8054]

🤔 Soo you wanted him to put his gun down and use both hands to tie up each person?

[@JM-qn3tf]

So no big deal?

[@pistachiopete2153]

Watch dog day afternoon, this crazy cat copied Pacino

[@monekalone940]

@@ericd.8054 hell yah it would be way more interesting

[@Kylepeterson_]

@Jerry Smith i see you’ve done this before

[@planetkiller1034]

Seriously this has to be the most laid back robbery ever

[@savetrees6005]

bruh you look like the battle pass

[@loavy4007]

@@savetrees6005 that was weak af

[@garythemilkman4442]

@@savetrees6005 what does that even mean? bRuH yOu LoOk LiKe ThE bAtTlE pAsS

[@savetrees6005]

@@garythemilkman4442 It doesn't mean anything lmao

[@IN-pr3lw]

@@garythemilkman4442 he's right he does look a bit like the battle pass dont lie

[@Dan-di9jd]

I love how they start it off with "this heart stopping video..." and shows people chilling and taking it easy.

[@chamilleon]

I like how two people were really relaxed. Like- they had their legs crossed and weren't even crying

[@SanDiegogrown]

@Jerry Smith most of the time nobody will hurt them most people just want money

[@carbonmolecules4504]

@Jerry Smith sure jerry sure

[@Rin-sj8ii]

@Jerry Smith yeah sure bud. 👍

[@Rin-sj8ii]

@Jerry Smith yeah sure bud. 👍

[@nomadenbug]

Maybe we too much watching movies,

[@akumie6996]

That lady knew it was just a god damn show. That's why she was so cool about it. She knew she was gonna walk out alive. But she also didn't challenge him. She was just like "Fine but I don't frickin like it."

[@Reesetopher]

Rt on the frickin very much frickin mood

[@BlessGodMinistry]

Please don’t use Gods name in Vain bro Repent, God bless you and your family

[@akumie6996]

@@BlessGodMinistry You're referring to Yahweh, which is the god of Christian humanity. I did not take his name in vain. God is just the idea of an all knowing being. A nickname, if you will. You're not to say his actual name in vain. ✌️

[@averypoggamer3700]

@@akumie6996 who tf is Yahweh.

[@akumie6996]

@@averypoggamer3700 The original name for 'God' as we know him today. C'mon, there's like thousands of gods and goddesses. It would be a little dumb for ours to just be named 'God'. That's just his title, what he is. His name is Yahweh.

[@AGuyNamedNav]

The so-called hostages look like a bunch of buddies in a confession circle.

[@Appreciateyo]

Your pfp

[@tanvu2728]

FR, I was sooo confused by the fact that the FBI agents was staring at the bank robber through the window... like BRUH, don't you usually have a shootout if that ever happened?

[@thespicywolf8818]

Confessing about . . .

[@hunni221]

😂🤣😂😂😂

[@devantetoppin7879]

was 9 hours after the initial shock / fight or flight wears off you're just kind of there. Also seems like he wasn't really intent on killing them or he would have and the mood would have been way different.

[@Shrekboy-1]

It is honestly disgusting how people do this.stay safe people

[@AD-ll4iz]

At least they got some free pizza lmao

[@kalebanth8323]

@@AD-ll4izdog day afternoon baby

[@cadenmelvin5438]

@DeanWatkins-ci2dknot physically

[@dantectopus8997]

The woman in orange seems more concerned about she accidentally leaving the stove on than getting shot.

[@regurgitatedapplez7388]

Fr

[@Wrestling-Nun]

Fat people be like that

[@koresaliva]

Hold the gun I gotta go pick up my kids from school, be right back-

[@BabsW]

The hostage who was crying was trying to hug the FBI officer, but he wasn't having it.

[@Kayserjp]

yes cause the fbi just doing his job and is not a mommy to give her comfi

[@ddddoc7078]

She is a suspect until she is searched

[@EvilEri11]

Lmfao she needs to curb her attention seeking

[@beewest5704]

Cooties!

[@johngee8774]

Officer: no no no no, my wife's watching this live feed. And im late for her 'mothers day' date.

[@space1607]

The girl in orange wasn’t even scared, even when exiting the bank she didn’t have her hands up, almost as if she was ready to die.

[@ZoeyChaCha]

Excuse your language there. No one wants to die.

[@connorharrell3072]

@@ZoeyChaCha their is a difference between wanting to die and being ready to die. If you would pay closer attention, you would see that @Space said "ready to die".

[@LFNZE]

@@ZoeyChaCha "No one wants to die" Ok pal i see 100% of humanity dont want to die. Say that to suicidal people

[@4kultrahdr178]

@@ZoeyChaCha there's like 3 people I can think about instantly lol

[@ocaaron4]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@heatherlynsey3092]

“And what would YOU like me to say??” Kills me 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@textmachine09]

Me as one of the employees taken hostage: "So does this count as overtime?"

[@dawgsout4free]

me: yey i'll get a paid week off i'll even drag this ptsd thing to maybe extend it to months

[@dreliq981]

"yo boss i need money after being put into a terrifying experience"

[@ImFromIowa]

@@dawgsout4free ay yo, that was my spot you took. iT’s NoT fAiR!!! [I say in an annoying bratty voice]

[@mydietisfruitsnuttandseed9817]

I'd need serious therapy and idk if I could work at a bank after that.

[@rafalIL29]

Just take a day off and go back to work I might need a withdrawal

[@LaVeyCharkusVeros]

_"For you it was a 9 hour hostage situation at a bank, but to me it was Friday."_ - The woman in orange, probably

[@autonomous2010]

@Dolan Rockwood Student Loan Debt Intensifies. :-(

[@hugosophy]

Lol pax bisonica

[@beewest5704]

She is legend. Lmao

[@juansandrik9549]

@@beewest5704 why she crying tho

[@MGZetta]

After seeing how confident the lady in orange walked out, I would believe that she took care of the robber.

[@anthonyfracchiolla2268]

jerk

[@mindyours752]

Lmao

[@MissMocha]

Lol

[@LuseTane]

@@anthonyfracchiolla2268 Dafq??

[@GhostStealth590]

The hostage taker just wanted people to say “may I leave?” Instead of “Can I” like every high school teacher.

[@IsabelleAmelia]

I’m from England I didn’t know this was a thing in America too lmao

[@aashishganeshkumar3154]

“So what should you do to not make this rookie bank robbing mistake” “We asked a professional bank robber to analyse what he did wrong and give us tips on how to rob a bank properly “

[@alanquart1538]

😂😂😂

[@pineapple5111]

Larry Lawton

[@worthyrobinson]

Lol

[@mrsleep0000]

@@pineapple5111 or Big Herc!

[@Jaibabymusic]

💀💀💀

[@Neo2266.]

I like how the hostages walk out terrified with their hands up as they should... and then the Apex Chadette in orange just waltzes out like this is a common annoyance

[@Splexsychiick]

Look how she was sitting. She's bad ass. If unbothered was a person.

[@Neo2266.]

@Homunculus She better get paid overtime for being held up there for 9 hours, hell, she even missed the pizza

[@kardzYT]

Chadette lol

[@micronesian1211]

HAHA DID U SEE THE WAY SHE WAS SITTING IN THE CHAIR TOO LMAOO

[@ChunkyLover420]

@@Neo2266. I honestly doubt they will get paid anything extra for this

[@colonelfoxhound]

They keep mentioning how this is "just like Dog Day Afternoon", but they never mention that movie was based on a real bank robbery attempt from 1972. The movie was based on a true story. It's art imitating life imitating art.

[@professorbriancox5858]

No it's life imitating art imitating life

[@alinac5512]

@@professorbriancox5858 ty, was about to write the same 😂

[@mysticbbq6650]

@@professorbriancox5858 no, if it started with life imitates art then that would mean that the real life bankrobbery copied the movie bankrobbery - so no it's art imitates life first

[@rilasolo113]

@@mysticbbq6650 life [this bank robbery] imitating art [the movie] imitating life [the og bank robbery]. Prudhoe has it correct.

[@mysticbbq6650]

@@rilasolo113 ah no yeah you're right, I was working forwards when it should have been backwards 😂

[@ethans2226]

Bruh the woman in the orange looks like that wasn’t her first time being held hostage in a bank robbery

[@naderhaidar007]

hostages seemed to be enjoying the company of the bank robber, "he talked to us with more respect than our manager did"

[@gojira4036]

He only wanted the money, Not to kill someone

[@gojira4036]

@EIon Musk ꪜ your a fake 🤡

[@INSANEWitG18S]

@Cereal Spiller holy chit dood you killed him

[@vantastic9367]

@@gojira4036 *you're

[@emmy75]

The lady orange was so chill like it’s unbelievable how chill she was during that situation Edit: thanks for the likes

[@truthsupreme]

It was a five second clip played over again

[@justinbronco6299]

The suspect...has to be a black man no matter what???!!! 🤬

[@Lemonade467]

@@truthsupreme It seems like it has happened before for her lol

[@faxoxo2306]

Lol especially how she sat on the chair 🤣🤣

[@MochaFatTart]

@Nikodim Fomich 😐

[@janetspell1396]

Well that was the weirdest and chillest bank robbery/hostage situation I ever saw in my lifetime!

[@invictuse8865]

"Minnesota nice" 😂

[@rish2544]

@@invictuse8865 lmao true

[@everythingtv4875]

i don’t get it why were they there for 9 hours could the swat team not do anything?

[@Somebody-pq1jq]

@@everythingtv4875 There were hostages

[@everythingtv4875]

@@Somebody-pq1jq yeah but the police knew they were in there so why didn’t they just break in

[@Pluiss]

I shouldn’t be finding this funny, but the robber has some humour

[@Chancecraw4128]

This looks like the most calmest hostage situation ever

[@ashr.k5041]

Lmaoo ikr. I would be laughing my ass off if I was the hostage

[@jamesdeclan7538]

BECAUSE HE ONLY HAD SCISSORS

[@monke7156]

@@jamesdeclan7538 wait fr? That would be so funny

[@underthemoonandoverthesky]

It's acting! Simply a demonstration. What criminal holds several people hostage with a pair of scissors? None of the "hostages" were intimidated.

[@jamesdeclan7538]

@@monke7156 Yes, actually, they just won't say it because it would make the whole situation lame. Its one of those facts that they put way at the bottom of the article that no one reads.

[@kimmyrachelle6880]

The woman in the orange was a savage lol she made the robber her bish “what would you like me to say?” 😂 she was even sitting like “ how long is this gonna take, bruh”

[@NB-yu4lj]

She knew she was protected

[@Insevennwetrust]

not trying to sound rude but she did not make him anything😭

[@sharpisaac3274]

Ikr

[@KZ-rb6mh]

And y’all say BLM???

[@nandinibhagwat5222]

MAY KADY IN ORANGE WAS INSIDE SOURCE.

[@WildRoseCountryGirl]

The lady in orange wasn't worried at all, she just strolled out of the bank like it was the end of her shift on a regular work day.

[@Oneandonlyamirali]

Well it actually was

[@Golgari213]

She's already dead on the inside. Lol

[@Shonan2024]

She was prepared to run back into the bank when she learned the FBI was delivering a pizza.

[@Brucev7]

and she's late getting the kids at the Day Care

[@coolbri4580]

Chilling on a chair back wards why being a hostage be like:

[@ritam4926]

Talking about how woman in orange was unbotheted by all this situation, I honestly think she just didn't care much (you know life will do that to people)

[@henning_u]

Or that bank robber who clearly didn't want to hurt anyone said so in the beginning and she believed him

[@serenitynow85]

Nah. Robber was more scare to die than her. She just knew to remain calm

[@presidentnotsure1066]

So true

[@Jack-og7yg]

Most robbers aren’t serial killers, they’re just there for the money

[@DP-ot6zf]

Were you expecting her to be in tears for hours?

[@iwaited90daystochangemynam87]

“It was a heart stopping video” **shows the hostages just chilling**

[@johngee8774]

Heart stopping - when someone has been denied to be hugged. That lady in navy blue - :)

[@starkgirl02]

Lmao, Yep

[@madi7178]

Everyone’s talking about the Woman in Orange, but can we please talk about the man who had to run out of the bank, who was probably going to be there for who knows how long. So happy that everyone made it out alive.

[@danjumohmuhammed1945]

Hey Madi 🌹

[@girlgamer6678]

@@danjumohmuhammed1945 what were you the guy who ran out of the bank

[@adolphin1276]

@@danjumohmuhammed1945 bro is your back okay? You took a hard fall ngl

[@oliverkat]

He ran out like a pussy man it could have been more fun he had free pizza!

[@fernandoeduardo4352]

No we can't

[@realstephlee95]

That is horror and scary

[@KruezFam]

Give that lady credit. She did the training, she knew what to do, she didnt lose her cool. Everyone got out in the end.

[@JustYourEverdayAverageJoe]

100%

[@Sullyvar]

What training?

[@paradox5236]

@@Sullyvar yea

[@Sullyvar]

@@paradox5236 ahh yes now i understand

[@paradox5236]

@@Sullyvar no, I also don’t understand

[@bellatobikoy2975]

The women who was crying went in for a hug but got ignored, I would’ve went back to being a hostage 😂

[@kaebeelee]

PLEASE😭😭💀💀💀

[@SilverShark8554]

All about safety

[@Splexsychiick]

Lol it's corona time.

[@nunu9881]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@notatrollll]

I’m sure she can get a hug when she’s outside of shooting range.

[@jaygarcia6094]

**Throws Money** Bank Robber: That will distract them. Everyone: **standing 50 feet away from the bank**

[@andresv8856]

More like 100 to 150 ft

[@ryanelkadi3196]

Played assassins creed 2 and thought he was ezio lol

[@Pg-ch5nb]

@@ryanelkadi3196 lol

[@jovon6791]

@@ryanelkadi3196 ha...ha ha ha..... y- yea I definitely get that joke

[@patrickstyle24816]

social distancing

[@epicoli969]

Imagine if this was an episode of “what would you do” LMAO

[@HighCalibr]

I like that the FBI just casually walked up to the bank and handed the armed bank robber a pizza

[@Krytern]

When he demands one, that is what they do. it isn't like he is going to say "get me a pizza" and then shoot them when they give him pizza... Brain mate, use it.

[@silhouette1333]

FBI is just a side job, his first job is to delivery a pizza

[@helenbrennan2344]

It was so the remaining hostages would have something to eat.

[@mercygemina7403]

FBI in a nutshell

[@FBI-jo9wk]

I dont remember this part

[@SOSOSO238]

Imagine you were that last hostage watching all the other people being released 😬

[@Manhajsalafii]

I’m saying i would’ve been scared asl

[@ismalali]

I would just ask them if they kept me for last because they enjoyed my company the most... if the answer to that is no.. I would be worried.

[@tramarthomas6105]

Last guy probably talked back out went got a weapon at first

[@KF3000-w7x]

@James Snider I would too.

[@KF3000-w7x]

@James Snider But most people would just call us stupid for doing that.

[@osnapitzcristal]

poor lady @ 1:30 looked like she just wanted a hug after getting out of there 😭🥺

[@amirasangel2021]

Lol

[@arcadeslum5882]

Free hugs Cristal

[@unlazinessboyo]

I need hug too, watching this was so intense 🤗

[@lailah5604]

@@amirasangel2021 lol

[@upgradednigga]

Over dramatic lol

[@themoofia2547]

Honestly, the hostages did a good job staying calm

[@tatianaedouard142]

Bro, they delivered PIZZA!! this aint a robbery. This a Netflix and Chill session 🤣

[@gamerman9605]

do u know what a hostage situation is

[@bobmorane2082]

It’s actually very common and the reason we see it in movies after 6-7-8h the hostages and robbers need to eat

[@cixzy8777]

lmao

[@Crow23346]

@@bobmorane2082 if the robbers even let them eat

[@imsorryreacts]

money heist ☺️

[@satchelout2306]

"The overarching goal is to remain as a witness, but as a LIVING witness" what a genius

[@Bee-tj8gc]

Ya my main goal is staying alive, im keeping my eyes closed the whole time. No witness here. Dumb guy, like he sending an anti PSA to all criminals....

[@ColdSprite]

Wow.. I never even thought about that lol

[@Trading212Undervalued]

The "expert" at the end: 'Do you best to stay alive' - Best lesson I've learned my entire life.

[@dulmater]

Truly words to live by

[@Dan-di9jd]

Lesson of the day: don't die.

[@decidev]

*Death rates drop to 0*

[@Flight6LBJ]

.. he says while wearing a platinum Rolex Daytona worth over 100k....

[@vb8428]

A lesson I don't ever intend to start following but am still here😑

[@danimals129]

Yo the hostage situation seems more chill than the school hallway

[@avidcloud1721]

that 4th hostage reached for a hug with the officer but was rejected 😭

[@furiousredeem1207]

Well that was an fbi tactical team they dont do hugs lol

[@louieavila3987]

@@furiousredeem1207 tactical hugs

[@Fantastic_Stranger]

Maybe if it was like a 7 year old child. Who knows?

[@nataliestowers-n8b]

@@Fantastic_Stranger call me a 7 year old then give me a damn hug

[@Fantastic_Stranger]

@@nataliestowers-n8b Hey 7 year old! Here’s a hug! *virtual hug* 🫂

[@sovereigndaoforsale]

"What would to like me to say?" In the most apathetic sarcastic voice I have ever heard. She is my spirit animal.

[@serpentinewolf7085]

I’d hope my spirit animal wasn’t closer to being evolved for the ocean than the land.

[@sinu0us]

spirit whale*

[@sovereigndaoforsale]

Oh cool. Everyone is witty enough to make fun of someone's weight. High standards, kiddos. Well done.

[@oddthecatgod]

Lol

[@fancyweasel8924]

@@serpentinewolf7085 Your mom lmao

[@heathernks8]

9 hour livestream. Inside Edition using the same clip repeatedly: "WhAt WoUlD yOu LiKe Me To SaY?"

[@carolebaskin956]

Lmao ikr also how was his phone not dead

[@akuotkuany3872]

@@carolebaskin956 maybe the phone had a great battery, or he used a charger

[@eduardochavacano]

LOL!!!

[@johnj.johnsonjr.8550]

Lmfao they played it at the last five seconds of the video too for no reason like we get it

[@jediahfish]

"Police stormed in and overpowered the suspect" He got down on his knees for the police, you can clearly see it.

[@jediahfish]

@Aquardis America looks like a joyous place to be in

[@Mike604]

I would’ve been like: “My 8 hour shift is done, Imma just head home now”

[@glvine3355]

I would have asked the hostage taker to ask the FBI for a PS5 with COD & Resident evil Village on it.

[@KoKoTheSagittarius]

@@glvine3355 😩😂😂

[@GrowMoneyWithAI]

That’s discipline

[@BlueHippieGoddess]

Right. They need a few weeks of paid vacation for that

[@salvyballacc]

Check out the women in the orange. That's Exactly how she walked out mean while everyother has there hands up LMFAO 💀💀💀

[@mitsuomits9077]

The lady in orange when walking out was like "they better pay me double and extra hours because... dude make me work while the others were chilling"

[@andrewc736]

hahah she's a real g for that

[@biggusdiccus123]

I like the fact the girl in the orange just walks out like this kind of situation always happened to her

[@lifewithepic8040]

At least none of the hostages were injured that could've gone a lot worse

[@higginsball9162]

Glad to see him social distancing with the hostages and VERY proud of him for wearing his mask

[@MarleyAmerican]

Lmao

[@hannahnwhite]

Wow.....

[@loganthesaint]

It’s what they wanted the whole time.

[@moomantle8061]

He doesn’t even have the mask covering his nose though. We can give him the benefit of the doubt and just assume it slid down while he was in handcuffs.

[@dominiquexo4772]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@baseballdeeds5261]

Did my man really think there was gonna be a group of people right outside the door waiting for money 😂😂

[@preach9]

😂

[@wolfcola3401]

I don't know what your talking about, I made 1200 dollars that day being outside the bank.

[@Mario-kb2uk]

@@wolfcola3401 i know I was outside and was able to scoop some of it and put it in doge now im a millionaire god bless that robber

[@freedrugs4love]

@@Mario-kb2uk amen brother 🙏

[@scottybranham3595]

Imagine if there was

[@itsdarealprince9995]

This has to be the funniest bank robbery everyone jus chilling on their 15min break at work😂😂

[@sharpisaac3274]

ikr

[@commentercommenter358]

And they got free pizza

[@thisisfbi_josh1437]

Didn’t know those were still a thing

[@re-blitz]

“Hey guys welcome back to my livestream today we’re gonna be robbing this bank” **Distant curse words** “Don’t mind the hostages they wack sometimes”

[@1ndonly.]

146 likes and no comments? Well I’m here to ruin that.

[@Heyathere0]

Lmao

[@OriginalSuper]

Hmm

[@I_the_Taco]

"Oops..." I SAID SHUT UP!

[@YoungyNS]

10 subs and i let one go

[@unifiedcodetheory8406]

Yo the lady in the orange is literally Saul's assistant from Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul - EXACT same attitude as her LOL, what a badass

[@Frostshokula]

Literally?

[@saurabhsutar9181]

when's Better Call Saul coming out

[@lovebug1180]

@@saurabhsutar9181 It's on Netflix

[@saurabhsutar9181]

I don't have Netflix. Will watch it someday later.

[@andrewisboring6482]

Francesca is who you're thinking of.

[@bokibs2890]

honestly, props to that last hostage, and a the rest, for keeping calm and doing amazing

[@Runner8617]

I hope the suspect shared the pizza with that last hostage!

[@thejoker3151]

They look chilled

[@jameskalman6831]

The last hostage had guts of steel, he legit made a run for it. Imagine if a swat team wasn’t waiting outside

[@reviewking4715]

I don't think the guy was gunna do anything just because someone has agun doesn't mean they want to use it

[@jameskalman6831]

@@reviewking4715 he is lucky he had no intention to use it, i doubt he told his hostages that he didn’t want to use the gun, ie he had no idea if he was gonna get shot, very brave dude

[@reviewking4715]

@@jameskalman6831 but if the robber already shot someone be scared as murder is life about 20yrs i know doesn't really make sense but if you murder two people its 40yrs on paper but the judge is likely to decrease it if the robber has a good lawyer so its more like kill 1 person thats 20yrs kill 2 thats like 21yrs

[@jameskalman6831]

@@reviewking4715 he probably meant to keep the last hostage as an escape method, it is easier to escape with 1 hostage than 9

[@unknownentity8256]

1:24 My man SWAT homie almost pulled the hostage's hand behind his back😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thats that autopilot behaviour from training.

[@JoCaTen]

you mean his programming almost sent him to Arrest Mode?

[@sahelamiri2191]

@@JoCaTen lmfao true

[@deidra-v6575]

Hours standing on bright sunny day, not surprising his brain is a bit on autopilot mode.

[@JoCaTen]

@@deidra-v6575 been there, muscle memory kicks in when the conditions meet. You're too weak to control yourself and just give in As he was holding the hostage's hand his brain said "perform arresting procedure"

[@sahelamiri2191]

@@itsaturtle1689 ok

[@soupermoviecritic8511]

The woman in orange was probably thinking “Here we go again. Fargo’s doesn’t pay me enough for this.”

[@Moomoo-oq8zk]

This is what I was thinking!! DOESNT seem like the first time she’s been through this

[@dandaadnad529]

She was sp unbothered 🤣

[@spuddo123]

Seems like the most chill hostage situation ever

[@proteen545]

That lady in orange walked out as if she is meeting her uber eats driver to pick up what she ordered for lunch, not as if the bank she works at has just been robbed

[@Mshari-the-grey-warden]

Yes because she’s obese Good joke

[@PALYER1REHAB]

@@Mshari-the-grey-warden dude what

[@TravFletch]

“What would you like me to say” I work retail and I fully know that was a condescending remark and it’s definitely me 🤣

[@B-DINO]

Oh I know. If I was a robber I woulda put a cap in her knee cap for that lmao

[@trentconner2598]

@@B-DINO uh

[@CEBph5997]

@@B-DINO Yeah FBI, this comment right here.

[@mariomario9990]

@Chris Hansen what? is this some meme or something?

[@nutty2487]

The hostages look like they vibing

[@kami_dred7319]

The robber just wanted to causes a ruckus and not actually do anything.

[@fernandoa589]

Looks like they were having a book talk.

[@imagamershorts]

This robber and the cops passed the vibe test 😂😂😂 you know there sick when theres no vialonce or shouting 😂

[@saymacaroni]

The hostages coming out was like a graduation ceremony

[@ajbondoc4781]

Did you graduate from a prison cell? Ahahaha

[@Z-EAZYY]

i love how the man who robbed the bank didnt let anybody get hurt and was so chill about it

[@krispypepper1898]

I dont even think he was doing it for the money or anything except "fame"

[@jimb.7523]

Unless he was trying to bait authorities into making him a martyr?

[@aethei8560]

The fact that he live streamed it too to make sure the police knew where he was and who he was. The compassion. 🥲 He probably didn’t even take the money and only wanted the pizza.

[@tpnphoenix3367]

It just for fame

[@stevenharris2230]

@@aethei8560 I wouldn't call someone holding people hostage compassionate. He's no hero.

[@satisfiedcustomer]

The woman in orange is like "Thank god this happened today I DID NOT feel like getting the kids from school going to soccer practice and cooking dinner. Let dad handle it tonight".

[@zlatiy9176]

😂

[@Pinkcloudsx2]

😂😂😂

[@rileyfair5]

Like the chillest hostage situation ever 🤣🤣

[@pokkemuur6539]

Right lmao

[@Imman2988]

I feel like: "Do what I say, and you'll live." Is really true most of the time.

[@fuhgeddaboutit7848]

I like how they followed the script of that movie for like 60% of the time

[@morethanamazed8210]

You "like" how he followed the script? What the hell is wrong with you?

[@pilotvanquish3886]

@@morethanamazed8210 😂😭😭😭

[@Vurdox]

@@morethanamazed8210 can you read?

[@mephistopheles9644]

@@morethanamazed8210 💀💀💀

[@morethanamazed8210]

@@Vurdox Can you think? Dumbass

[@deborahwilson3234]

All those wasted hours....the robber could have used to learn a new job

[@yvnglex0544]

They lady that was crying went in for a hug but the FBI agent curved her😂

[@chrisortiz8072]

I'm just disappointed that he didnt try to make an escape attempt almost feels like he wanted to get caught and just be famous or something. I'm kinda wondering if he just missed prison or wants to write a book lol

[@filipinatina]

I noticed that

[@Grandat-dw6rl]

Love the pfp

[@LavaLampLady]

That’s not funny, that’s kinda sad 😞

[@keyboardwarrior426]

He was like you not fixing to me too me