What makes ortalon even more horrifying is that breaking the bones is supposed to make your gums bleed to "enhance the flavor." American Dad did not do this justice.
@KarmasAB1239 ай бұрын
I've seen you make the same comment three times verbatim. Are you a bot?
@TheUltimateShade6679 ай бұрын
@@KarmasAB123 Copy paste.
@smokinggnu65849 ай бұрын
I'll stick with fried chicken, tyvm.
@AMobutter9 ай бұрын
Hello again Dan, I've seen your comments everywhere
@TheKeller1018 ай бұрын
I read this before watching the video and thought you mean that by eating the ortalon you broke your teeth, causing bleeding, which "enhanced the flavor"
@chaos46549 ай бұрын
Shark fins share the same issue as Elephant tusks where 99% of the hunting is over "medicinal" reasons that wholly BS.
@Googleistheantichrist9 ай бұрын
The biggest problem I have with Shark fin is they cut off the fins and dump the animal back into the sea. WTF? Eat the whole thing if you catch it!
@peggedyourdad95609 ай бұрын
@@GoogleistheantichristFr, at least kill the animal so it doesn’t have to die in slow motion.
@ailospjellok74759 ай бұрын
@@Googleistheantichrist yeah like sharks arent the tastiest animals from what i have heard, but at least its edible, people are so messed up
@miku_dayo76888 ай бұрын
@@Googleistheantichrist I agree with that statement.
@miku_dayo76888 ай бұрын
@@ailospjellok7475 I've tasted shark meat they are quite smiliar to sting ray meat they are quite chewy.
@figment820Ай бұрын
For anyone wondering what Yao ming has to do with shark fin soup. When he retired from basketball, he decided to use his influence fame and wealth to campaign to save sharks. he has been massively successful in reducing consumption by more than 50% and has most people in China now calling for a nationwide ban.
@theotherjared98249 ай бұрын
Keeping Ortalons in the dark was a fairly recent innovation. The chefs originally gouged their eyes out, which would have the same effect of overeating.
@EchoObserver99 ай бұрын
At what point do you stop and ask... is this TOO UNHINGED.
@isaacdayton49629 ай бұрын
@@EchoObserver9it’s the French they aren’t exactly known for caring about that kind of thing
@EchoObserver99 ай бұрын
@@isaacdayton4962 Wanna hear something funny. I am a naturalized french man. I CHOSE TO BE FRENCH!
@isaacdayton49629 ай бұрын
@@EchoObserver9all jokes aside. France is a beautiful country and I can understand why you chose that.
@EchoObserver99 ай бұрын
@@isaacdayton4962 Indeed it is. The people are great too. But i still love and embrace the silly internet stereotypes.
@Animartyr9 ай бұрын
Sam O'nella telling us not to get Salmonella is so real
@its_renren72929 ай бұрын
Things I learned today: There is enough of a demand to create a *BLACK MARKET TRADE* for *MAGGOT FILLED CHEESE*
@npc68179 ай бұрын
In my defense it tastes real fucking good.
@l0sts0ul898 ай бұрын
@@npc6817 is there a difference if the mags are alive or dead
@npc68178 ай бұрын
@l0sts0ul89 idk. Only had it once and they were alive. I'm guessing it's probably the same unless they've been dead for a while
@Tpm12luv9 ай бұрын
What makes Ortalon even more horrifying is that you are supposed to eat the tiny/small bones, which makes your gums bleed and the blood is said to "enhance the flavor". Also, it is drowned in brandy to fill the lungs with brandy, so when you chew it, they burst and release the brandy.
@AnAmericanMusician9 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ... suddenly, the Shark Fin Soup doesn't seem so terrible...
@peggedyourdad95609 ай бұрын
@@AnAmericanMusicianThe terrible part about shark fin soup is the fact that the fins are taken from the shark while it’s still alive and the crippled shark is then released to starve.
@Tpm12luv9 ай бұрын
@@peggedyourdad9560 Great White Sharks, Whale Sharks, Hammerhead Sharks and Mako Sharks are the only known sharks to not be able to breathe without forward motion or a strong current flowing toward their mouths. What are the majority type of sharks that are hunted for their fins? Hammerhead, Mako and Blue Sharks. So in actuality, they don't starve. They suffocate.
@peggedyourdad95609 ай бұрын
@@Tpm12luv Good point that further proves the cruelty of how the fins are harvested and why the sharks should just be killed immediately if the fins must be harvested at all. I generally think that shark fin soup should be phased out since it has no real culinary value and requires such cruelty.
@valashar53139 ай бұрын
The Bill Cosby sketch about eating Ortolan is mainly about how being on a vacation in Italy made him feel like a child due to not speaking the language. He ended up ordering the dish after insisting that he'd order for himself, thank you instead of letting their local guide handle things. He spends more time talking about the semi-lethal gas it gave him and about the laxative that cured him of it than about the dish itself. I grew up on his comedy but these days so much of it just sounds like 'Yeah, all this should've been red flags about him being a predatory shit bag.'.
@tariqshort40258 ай бұрын
hindsight is 20/20.
@davidkoudelka109 ай бұрын
“To shield from God’s eyes such a disgraceful and decadent act”…Slaanesh vibes anyone?💜
@riccardocastiglioni16119 ай бұрын
Italian here: never tried Casu Marzu myself, but according to some friends of mine who tried it, it's quite good! Also there are at least 7 other variants of this cheese in different parts of Italy (Not just in the islands) so there must be something to it I guess... On a different note, another food that is "banned" here is the 'Nduja: a mixture of pork and hot peppers mashed together, mostly eaten on bread slices like butter. Now you will find 'Nduja everywhere in the south, but they won't sell you the stuff made with the original recipe: people would try that and being rushed to the hospital right away, it was that spicy.
@oldeskul9 ай бұрын
Part of me wants to try cazu martzu, but the other part of me conjures up horror images of my belly swelling up, bursting open and a cloud of flies comes swarming out. Shark fin soup was originally eaten by the nobility in China, Korea and Japan, now it's fed to tourists and the wealthy. Originally bird's nest soup was only consumed by the emperor of China, his family and other nobles, now it's mostly given to well-to-do tourists. The ortolan was originally consumed by French nobility, now it's anybody who has the money can get it. I first learned of the ortolan from an episode of American Dad and thought it was a joke made up for shock factor, then looked it up and wished I hadn't.
@slitheen39 ай бұрын
You just gotta chew the cheese very... very... VERY throughly. Let it sit a minute to make sure there's not squirming in your mouth before swallowing 😅
@alexispalangeo86439 ай бұрын
I'd just do the bag trick thank you very much.
@Igny3068 ай бұрын
You know Shark fin soup is not worth it when GORDAN RAMSAY himself asks the people at the restaurant he tried the dish at,”why do they eat something so tasteless and bland”…this man ate ant eggs💀💀💀💀
@windspank5307 күн бұрын
I learned about the Ortalon courtesy of American Dad. Roger the alien wanted to eat it while watching a Celine Deon PayPerView concert, and apparently it was so good he tripped balls.
@KenVermette9 ай бұрын
*When you grab the ice pick after an argument and you don't remember why it's already used*
@MastaChiefa999 ай бұрын
Anthony Bourdain on eating ortolan: "I bring my molars down and through my bird’s rib cage with a wet crunch and am rewarded with a scalding hot rush of burning fat and guts down my throat. Rarely have pain and delight combined so well. I’m giddily uncomfortable, breathing in short, controlled gasps as I continue slowly - ever so slowly - to chew. With every bite, as the thin bones and layers of fat, meat, skin, and organs compact in on themselves, there are sublime dribbles of varied and wondrous ancient flavors: figs, Armagnac, dark flesh slightly infused with the salty taste of my own blood as my mouth is pricked by the sharp bones. As I swallow, I draw in the head and beak, which, until now, have been hanging from my lips, and blithely crush the skull.”
@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain75398 ай бұрын
Isn’t eating brains super dangerous? I heard you can get a 100% fatal disease from eating brains.
@Thiccubus8 ай бұрын
@@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 HUMAN brains - and nerves... mostly. Our own neurological system poisons us -- or, I suppose, more accurately would be diseased? It's a neurological impairment -- when consumed by another of our species, though it's commonality is largely played up. Still, it's probably some evolution from when the other subjects of our sister-species -- Neanderthal, etc. -- were around, and we had a legit concern of being predated on. Eating human brains/nerves can also give us the Death Shakes. It's called Kuru, technically, and largely seen only in a New Guinea - a people/tribe/whatever had cannibalistic funeral rites -- but is rarely seen elsewhere. Considering CJD and the honest relative ease of transmission, however, I imagine the chances of having something similar to Kuru crop up were you to Hannibal the brain pan wouldn't be out of the question. Either way, when the symptoms show, you're fucked; Kuru and CJD incubate for 5-25 years, and then you begin shaking and wasting for 1-3 years before your brain shits itself.
@Astronometric9 ай бұрын
Fan fact: There are no recorded deaths because of Casu Marzu. In fact, Sardinia is one of the places where people live the longest in the world, with many elderly centenarians. And it’s easy to assume that these people had maggot cheese very often in their life.
@prestonjones16539 ай бұрын
I can understand where most weird foods come from, either by accident or out of desperation. Maggot cheese? Pretty easy to make happen if you leave it out too long or are stuck in a seige. Shark fin soup? If you catch a shark and eat the rest of it, why not eat the bones or fins as a nice soup? Keep from wasting the fins. The fact that the Ortolan has a built-in shaming mechanic means the French knew what they were doing, had a choice about doing it, and did it anyway.
@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain75398 ай бұрын
Maybe they started eating it before the shaming mechanic existed. They were eating it for a while and all of a sudden some priest or something said it was sinful
@bauz55658 ай бұрын
Exactly what thought. Like the Nest thing is such a European famine food but the Ortoans sub culture is way to complicated for that.
@MattStMarie-bm5sq8 ай бұрын
They were shielding themselves from the shame others would give them if they knew they were giving into a sin and liking it.
@dneennen9 ай бұрын
"I LOVE EATIN FWEND" Alicia 2024
@angrybrony9 ай бұрын
...vore
@carlmoats86739 ай бұрын
The US has Kinder Surprise eggs but they're just different from the European version
@AnAmericanMusician9 ай бұрын
Only slightly. We even sell them at my Home Depot. Both white and milk chocolate.
@thejas123rapperdude9 ай бұрын
Kinder Joy is a different product and the EU and Asia has those too.
@Manawolfman9 ай бұрын
Alicia at the start: I only knew about kinder eggs. Us: Oh sweet summer child...
@mikonyx77128 ай бұрын
The fact that the "Hiding from gods eyes..." in reference to ortalon is a legitimate statement, and yet people still, nearly drove it into extinction, sheerly by how many people ate them, is telling something "quite unfavorable" about our morals.
@Yhelta9 ай бұрын
So you're saying God can be fooled by putting a napkin over something you don't want him to see? Good to know.
@its_renren72929 ай бұрын
The napkin stays ON during pre-marital handholding lmfaoooo
@Striker7759 ай бұрын
Yeah it definitely works, Mormons go a step further and use a whole blanket when they're soaking.
@ChaosActual19 ай бұрын
Personally, I just use nord vpn.
@hriscuvalerica48148 ай бұрын
In my culture both Satan and God can and are easily fooled . But God is wise while Satan is considered a moron basically.
@Osiris_DrakeАй бұрын
My favorite chat message from this vid was “never forgive the French.”
@sipofsunkist90168 ай бұрын
10:40 you can be pretty damn poor, but still be able to drown a bird in wine. this is like, the LEAST "rich guy" meal ive ever heard of
@Pihsrosnec17 күн бұрын
Considering the price of the bird due to the illegality of it... It is a rich person food
@jesusramirezromo20375 күн бұрын
Well, It's probably expensive brandy, not to mention it's an ilegal bird to eat
@aydinbiber76169 ай бұрын
In Japan it's only 1 specific poisonous fish and hardly anyone there eats it.
@Imasuky9 ай бұрын
Alicia is the reason I started watching Sam.
@Mare_Man9 ай бұрын
Eating bones feels pretty much how you'd expect it to; it's very crunchy, and you have to chew _very_ thoroughly, so there's no sharp bits. At least, that's how it is with chicken bones in soup
@dustindurham6825Күн бұрын
Fugu is a status thing. Apparently it has a pretty neutral taste, but people have described it as "the taste of death." It's literally just for the thrill and the status.
@mew2.0259 ай бұрын
At my local Walmart in the states, we have something incredibly similar to the kinder surprise egg. It's by another company, and it gets around the law by having the plastic egg on the inside actually protrude to make the chocolate two separate pieces. The original law actually says that you can't have a non-edible object within an edible object, except for a few scenerios that the surprise egg does not fit into. The separation of the chocolate means the non-edible plastic egg is not completely within the edible chocolate.
@xaviersaavedra7442Ай бұрын
10:45 Canadian discovers average French home for the first time
@lazymansload5209 ай бұрын
4:39 Tarrare!
@stefanc45209 ай бұрын
I've honestly been waiting for you to react to this one forever so thank you for doing so! Please more Sam O'nella and Internet Historian I BEG OF YOU! ❤
@jeanbathistedurand365725 күн бұрын
Theire not fancy there ✨french✨
@theVoid_yn9 күн бұрын
In the beginning I genuinely didn't recognize her voice
@Nobodywithabeard9 ай бұрын
Fun fact for the day. Depending on how you make it Biscuits and Gravy can be considered Shit on a Shingle.
@arnaudmenard51149 ай бұрын
The shark fin soup and bird nest soup, and a lot of chinese strange dishes like that have more to do with traditional medicine. It has to do with essences and things... Also dont lookup "3 screams" its a dish ment to provide youth, but its fucking grim.
@EddieB-ready9 ай бұрын
Honestly the Ackee isn't even that bad when you remember that potatoes are kinda similar, both are poisonous unless prepared correctly and both are used in the cuisine of where they're originated
@LilithCatgirl9 күн бұрын
You can eat raw potatoes just fine. They aren't that poisonous. Ackee is more like pufferfish.
@jesusramirezromo20375 күн бұрын
An undercooked potatoe will not kill you...
@dontragedia49999 ай бұрын
yummy maggot cheese makes sure I have friends everywhere I go
@chaost45449 ай бұрын
Things like Bird Nest Soup make me wonder how someone came up with the idea in the first place. What life decisions did some mad lad make to where he got to the point he said "you know what.... that bird vomit might be good in a soup"?
@dneennen9 ай бұрын
Welp, Not going to be paying my Cheese tax with that Cheese!
@wessltov9 ай бұрын
That would be like paying regular taxes with monopoly money
@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain75398 ай бұрын
I would want to get rid off it ASAP so I definitely would I just hope that they except it. If I was a cheese tax collector I wouldn’t
@Rowan_A_Boat9 ай бұрын
Grandma had an akee tree out back growing up... I thought it was more normal than it apparently is lmao
@AroWolfArts9 ай бұрын
Sam never disappoints
@hoangdung74948 ай бұрын
Shark fins are tasteless btw, I ate one dish and didn't even notice. I thought it's like jelly fish or s.thing
@MuffinHunterXАй бұрын
Things that make me lose faith in humanity.
@mr.mobboss11909 ай бұрын
ALICIA IS A FELLOW CANADIAN! LETS GOOOOO!
@randommaster069 ай бұрын
We eaat weird stuff all te time. Caffeine is a pesticide but we use it as a stimulant. Capsaicin is an irritant meant to deter mamals from eating the fruit, but we said "Mmmm, tasty pain" and ate more of it. People gaslighting each other into eating whatever it is they found lying around is just part of the human experience.
@nouhorni3229Ай бұрын
Capsaicin was so good at keeping undesirable things out of the food that it became a signifier for food safety.
@KarmasAB1239 ай бұрын
You know it's a good Sam video when there's a double WTF early on.
@Sylfa9 ай бұрын
I think one of the most horrifying traditional "dishes" is how hunters ate sea turtles. They essentially ate them alive, in the most gruesomely torturous way you can imagine. Saw it on a TV show where they were documenting the culture of whatever this area was, and the reporters "partook" in the custom. Hopefully that was just faked like the documentary about lemmings jumping off cliffs were, but considering it was filmed up close and personal… Don't look it up if you're squeamish, it's not pretty even in description.
@Boomstick8369 ай бұрын
How dare they do that to the Kingdom’s official food! Desecration of the holiest of cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
@Luke_Cage_offical9 ай бұрын
I know about the whole waiting thing you do to make sure the og video get its views but holy crap I yelled FINALLY when I saw this lol
@d112cons9 ай бұрын
Salmonella Academy, amirite?
@akumuryuu9 ай бұрын
Yeah, that's a good way to tell if someone watched Sam frequently. Not even acknowledging "hey, majors".
@Arbaaltheundefeated9 ай бұрын
Well... you say I can't judge them for that (eating poisonous fish and stuff), but I counter that it makes perfect sense to me to judge someone as being at least some degree of stupid whenever they do anything they know could kill them, without a really good reason to.
@lenny_has_arived66799 ай бұрын
Fun fact, today is day 63 of recommending alicia play Outer Wilds. May this sacrifice please the algorithm gods. also, holy shit is Ortalon an absolutely evil dish
@sonofhades579 ай бұрын
As a fan of sharks, I fucking despise shark fin soup. Eat a shark if you must, but ripping off their fins and throwing them back into the water is cruel and wasteful.
@fuckiopussigetti4538 ай бұрын
There's a bit where people hypothetically did this thing with other animals and the most horrific one was Whale Blowhole followed by Cheetah Heels and Hummingbird Paté
@Definitely_Not_Shakespear9 ай бұрын
Learning more about shark fin soup just makes me hate the concept even more, and I didn't think that was possible
@Yuki_Ika79 ай бұрын
Yup, any kind of traditional medicine that results in deaths of animals and/or where they only use 1 part of said animal and they have no good reasons aside from tradition I find wrong, I mean, I eat meat, I am no vegan, but at least use something common and use more than 1 part of it for example
@wessltov9 ай бұрын
Rich gearing up for a lobotomy is crazy given Alicia is the one with the degree for brain-picking
@saduwu20029 ай бұрын
I said this on Mr Terry´s reaction a i´ll say it here too. The Ortolan was shown in the Hannibal TV show and it was the most disgusting part. Yes, more disgusting than the cannibalism. (good show tho)
@liamcringe57249 ай бұрын
how did i not know that alicia was a moose lady😭, im one of themn moose people too😭😭.
@lieutenantlobster_gorbman9 ай бұрын
Today I crave bird spit.
@Crazael9 ай бұрын
As far as I'm aware, it's just the Kinder Surprise eggs that are banned. I see Kinder-brand stuff all the time at my local grocery, and even get some of it sometimes.
@yinakiyama9 ай бұрын
Oh boy. Sam O’ Nella
@Madjo-qj2ge5 ай бұрын
From other reaction videos and Sam o nella original video, every food here was once a famine food
@MegaMusikMan9 ай бұрын
i used to be able to get shark fin soup where i live but that is over 20 years ago, the soup is the hard carry of the dish, and that place made a good soup, the shark fin it self was a nice texture.
@OReiCesar8 ай бұрын
To be fair, the last one intrigues me, how anyone thought about the process
@jademirror9 ай бұрын
An interesting, controversial food that didn't make it to the list: Live monkey brains. It is kept alive since the brain gets bitter within minutes.
@RevanXIII9 ай бұрын
wow people in the past were just like "hm. nobody knows what this is....I'm gonna eat it."
@edward185178 ай бұрын
I'll be lucky to have any relationship by the end of my life at this point XD
@deku_vt9 ай бұрын
Idk wut to comment but since its food bans uhhhh I can let pineapple on pizza slide but.. Sardines?! Nahhhh that feels illegal
@terablocks53809 ай бұрын
Seeing how you appreciate Sam O'Nella and Internet Historian I feel like you'll like the channel of Noodle, a lot of interesting and funny animated essays/critics themed around video games, animation, movies... If I had to recommend one to start with it would be "Adaptative Music (in gaming) Is Amazing"
@TheKingofGods694209 ай бұрын
Time to get yucky
@davidecascapera9878 ай бұрын
Bird bones are so tasty ~ Too bad it isn't "safe" to eat them anymore here in Italy
@asura73229 ай бұрын
please more sam when you get the time
@Frequencydead9 ай бұрын
If you think about it Honey is the tastiest of all the insect vomits we ha tried so far.....just saying
@jesusramirezromo20375 күн бұрын
It's still mostly suggar
@nomad6289 ай бұрын
You should watch more of TheFatElectrician, especially the Dan Daly video
@arnaudmenard51149 ай бұрын
Also, about the whole bird thing...i knew a french guy who had it before... And really, rural french cooking is really trippy. Snails? That barely register on the weird scale there...
@arnaudmenard51149 ай бұрын
Ive had akhee before, it was strangely similar to scrambled eggs... And you can occasionally buy canned akhee in african grocery stores.
@rapsody2309 ай бұрын
nobody eats casu marzu with worms alive anymore mostly. but its disgusting and delicious. And illegal. truly a perfect combo.
@gundamforever61099 ай бұрын
Shark fin soup is for peasants. Gura's bathwater soup is true luxury.
@aurielkudo95959 ай бұрын
Alicia is not surviving the pre watched accusations.
@Jan_erd9 ай бұрын
Is this the “evil tyrannist”?🤔🤔🤔nah I don’t think so
@garrettdavis82729 ай бұрын
Please do more Stupendium videos! I think you’ll really enjoy Shine Through
@maple_leaf_soup9 ай бұрын
Oh Alicia you NEED to react to his video on the hungriest man ever
@attackinglizard34299 ай бұрын
Ngl, shark fin soup is so awful in my mind , that I have no joke, quit jobs because the convenience store I worked at decided to get some to sell
@legohunter10209 ай бұрын
I would actually try the ortolan. I don't need the sheet over my head though. I'm not hiding it. 🤷♂️
@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain75398 ай бұрын
I’m not a religious person but I don’t understand why people consider eating it sinful since we eat chicken and turkey all the time.🤔I guess it’s just the way it’s eaten but it’s not the only food we eat with our hands rather than using a fork or whatever. I think the only people who are being sinful are the people who cook it. For the record I would not eat it
@legohunter10208 ай бұрын
@@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 We boil lobsters alive.🤷
@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain75398 ай бұрын
@@legohunter1020then nobody needs to wear a towel since you don’t need one to cook lobsters.
@Twiska8 ай бұрын
I never saw the logic in banning foods just because they can be toxic if improperly prepared. Chicken can be toxic if improperly prepared. Don't outright ban foods, that just leads to people trying to prepare it themselves. Just enforce higher quality standards on businesses thay serve the food. Maybe have a special license for people who want to prepare it.
@valkyrie2839 ай бұрын
I’d love to see you react to North of the Border ☺️
@clashashura29775 ай бұрын
8:42 Spit on that thang
@MattStMarie-bm5sq8 ай бұрын
Make sure it's not the Hatchet (Liz)
@MozzieWozzie9 ай бұрын
YAAAAY more sam reacts
@kramooo9666Ай бұрын
please more Sam O'Nella
@Cortanis0019 ай бұрын
Everything related to the food in this video can be summed up in a one word qustion. WHY? Seriously, just why? Who decided these things were food any why are people eating these abominations when actual food is available?
@Tpm12luv9 ай бұрын
What makes it worse to me is that, iirc, Sharkfin Soup and Maggot Cheese were originally just peasant foods back in the day and people who couldn't afford good food, had no choice in the matter but to eat this kind of food
@Cortanis0019 ай бұрын
@@Tpm12luv The same can be said about a lot of organ based foods that somehow were elevated to a popularity. They were all birthed from a time where one needed to use every part of the animal.
@TheRhuen6 ай бұрын
America has kinder, just the toy is not inside the egg...also as a weird aside food stamps in some states don't apply to them because there is a toy in the box...yet food stamps do work with cereal and various holiday goody bags.
@Lastofthesigilites7 ай бұрын
Please do non water floods.
@MrCreepjo9 ай бұрын
There's btw cheese mites cheese which is legal and extremely safe to eat as mites is really small to see and It's always around us like our face is probably covered with hundreds of mites eating oil and pooping on usm
@11ncross9 ай бұрын
Has anyone recommended the True Facts series yet?
@williamhoeft29039 ай бұрын
I think its just the kinder egg with toy inside Alicia I think you can buy the bars in America
@DarkestNova5563 ай бұрын
Will chat stop spoiling?
@umwhat79658 ай бұрын
What is this abt kinder being banned in the states we buy that stuff all the time everywhere
@DANCERcow9 ай бұрын
The whale watchers complaining about Japan eating all the whales don't even bat an eye at the poor sharks!