Banned From Garry's Mod 7

I livestreamed my new adventures in Gmod on Twitch and got some funny highlights
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Banned From Garry's Mod 7

[@Finfinteo]

Imagine closing a door on a girl then just hearing the manliest voice: "DOOR STUCK"

[@rotzloffel]

PLEASE I BEG YOU

[@myers5059]

*OUTTA THE WAY SON!*

[@vwerlg9954]

DOOR STUCK

[@jandotherando6637]

*PLEEZ*

[@subwayracing]

He got so scared 🤣🤣🤣 He gave no shits and wanted to live

[@WPlagus]

The man at the end is the pinacle of anti-simping. He ascended beyond mortal needs

[@alastor8134]

hes almost as good as me

[@stevenlundvall6411]

he shall return one day to destroy all the simps

[@queueuof]

He was the one that will slay Belle Delphine and Pokimane and their simp army.

[@davidstinger1134]

So much, that he abandoned his physical body, it was beneath him.

[@2miligrams]

he forced his entire body system to fail just to avoid an e-girl

[@jmarqeye1188]

the man killed himself just to avoid physical contact with an egirl, what a hero

[@nightmarechameleon7502]

King

[@Void_Wars]

NightmareChameleon massive king energy.

[@wersab5960]

Ultra chad momento

[@light5578]

E X T R A - V I R G I N

[@theless-than-goodhunter7019]

Fucking legend

[@dajordanator]

The admin who prevented that dude from revealing who you were was the real homie

[@basedchicana1776]

Fr

[@adamfakhouri9088]

Fr

[@mudsludge]

Fr

[@bobsterbot123]

Fr

[@lololololy6303]

Fr

[@risu6894]

god I love the “jameskii annoys child admins”

[@abandonedchannel797]

Risu yes

[@MemeReviewer]

Squeakers

[@tylersyaboi]

That kid who said “hello” three times was probably the most wholesome thing in these videos.

[@luci4053]

I wouldnt come in here if I were you ! :)

[@bostolm5513]

Oh, that was a scam. I am dead now. I dont even. Why does this have me dying

[@subwayracing]

He said "That was a scam. I am dead now"

[@freshsqueezed5448]

amen

[@popcornegg4405]

“Money is money-“

[@slightlysexualrosay4303]

16:55 Can you imagine the guy on the other side of the door hear a girly "Don't leave me in her- *DOOR STUCK* "

[@eins2001]

PLEASE! I BEG YOU!

[@cali9059]

Quoting something from a video doesn't make a good comment

[@talon_xi]

@@cali9059 they're stating one of their more favorite parts of the video half the time and simply want to express it.

[@terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39]

@@cali9059 i agree with you on this but this person actually added something to the quote so its not too bad, if they just said the quote it'd be a bad comment :)

[@jasonface621]

I laughed so hard when he yelled that

[@KommandantGSR]

person: *locks a random girl in the building* girls voice: "don't leave me in here, oh my god.." Manly danish accent: *DOOR STUCK*

[@nikkogajowniczek7634]

I shit myself when he screamed DOOR STUCK

[@Chloe_2442]

Timestamp?

[@abramo7700]

timestamp?

[@cinnamontoastboi4017]

1998 Subaru Impreza 22b STI 16:58

[@filipkropiowski420]

The voice was my Polish home town which is very samll

[@dyzaaster]

hearing a child say "make it 40k and we have a deal" when asked to kill someone immediately before saying "i am dead now"' is visceral and terrifying

[@sunroomz220]

Smart kid 😂

[@jay._04]

Lol

[@Ray_Moses]

Honestly that child has a future ahead of him

[@themrmcnuggett2529]

We need the girl voice then when someone Simps it goes back to jameskii's voice

[@duxmartini]

trap 100

[@amymialee]

then it's a fan and they simp harder

[@kobiebarker6994]

What is a simp

[@lusti3630]

@@kobiebarker6994 its literally a word

[@gmodiscool14]

Lu sti shut

[@johnfortnitetheraw]

the girl voice caught me so off guard wtf

[@malachicarlson1335]

His yt is Trapman.

[@tobythethird5694]

@@malachicarlson1335 bruh i've been watching him for years now, couldn't recognize his voice wtf !!!

[@cephalonia5001]

@@tobythethird5694 really? Is it bad than if i recognised it instantly

[@AnotherRandomNicknameAgain]

@@cephalonia5001 nah fam I also recognized him and it's been a long time since I watched a video from him

[@magmachicken4402]

Sorcery i say!

[@popcornegg4405]

“Coughing is KOS” That aged well.

[@domandodo9658]

Yep

[@justsomeuser.5765]

Especially in north korea

[@2braincells581]

This was uploaded after covid started

[@ChłódPoranka]

you know that it was an intentional covid joke, right?

[@ThenameisGod]

is anyone going to tell em

[@nat1291]

“I will defend my E Girl!” *Simp 100*

[@meowmeow726]

hey, how is buccellati doing?

[@felixargyleisbest3836]

*Lisa Lisa* dead

[@MortusSweet]

Lmaooo, ppl are still saying simp?

[@KB-fk3jj]

@@meowmeow726 Bold name

[@corezone4250]

Ultra simp

[@mtn66amassuonoobpawa35]

7:31 what the hell, I thought it was the actual animal crossing "speach"

[@thenorthstarsamurai]

adam mercado Who is this Sam Brother is he from the south side of america?

[@swirlyorange847]

5:43 that kid just sounds happy to be included

[@TheBootyholeBandit]

Guy at the end: "I will protect my virginity at all costs."

[@camaku3084]

*L E G E N D*

[@mateicosti]

"You will not have my virginity"

[@papersthekingofpapers]

The master ANTI SIMP

[@chaoticGuide]

413 likes heehoo

[@creatrplays]

virginity shield activate

[@FeelinSleepy1]

I love Poland. Even the names of our cities are often hard to pronounce. And Szczebrzeszyn is one of the easier ones.

[@mateuszchrzanowski9022]

The last names i think are better than city names, for example: Brzęczyszczykiewicz

[@pieseo6927]

I am from poland lol

[@hamonrye7415]

@@pieseo6927 Well figures youd be the one to understand whats going on,.....

[@rubik6142]

Like City bielsko biała and all of variants

[@nowy2271]

łódź

[@OLDMAGILIC]

1:56 “since this server doesn’t allow custom files” as Jesus runs by with a dual mace windu lightsaber.

[@dawidsandecki9955]

Jameskii naming himself "Źdźbło Szczebrzeszyn" has made me feel proud to be Polish for the first time in my entire life

[@leon-ow9it]

Polska gang

[@rofixpl9719]

szkoda że się nie nazwał ,,Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz''

[@-silly]

@@rofixpl9719 omg no not that meme again

[@rowear3984]

O kurwa here we go again

[@genericidiot2500]

MotO kOmo tOmO KuRuMa *cries in American*

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The girl voice was extremely intriguing. We may have to do more videos with that voice for extensive research.

[@Vysair]

Again, I will be needing that for my thesis

[@skeletalman9711]

@@zb3397 YOUR NOT THE REAL DUNKEY!

[@13B-POWAH]

Cease your simpery

[@littlemoth4956]

you again

[@daniel_3047]

Holy shit go outside

[@satorukuroshiro]

My experience with GMod. 1: Getting pulled aside by an admin for "RDMing" as a traitor on a TTT server. 2: A police force in DarkRP arresting the entire server, including me, the mayor. Great game.

[@KG-di3tm]

How the fuck does that happen??

[@satorukuroshiro]

@@KG-di3tm Which one, the dumb admin or the police corruption?

[@KG-di3tm]

@@satorukuroshiro both tbh

[@satorukuroshiro]

@@KG-di3tm Well, one was clearly a case of the dude didn't know what kind of server he was running or just didn't want there to be fun. The other was clearly a case of almost no admins because nothing was done about it despite it being a mass random-arrest.

[@WhatIsLove170]

The mayor cant be arrested in dark rp I thought.

[@VRTrapman]

Jameskii got the best girl on speed dial.. hehe ;)

[@jenesisdelacruzjdc]

Best girl indeed!

[@ActuallyRocatex]

Oh it was you?

[@zatx8227]

you are really getting better and better with this girly voice

[@ghostriposte2977]

I’m upset with how great that is, I’m beginning to get to your level though .

[@Brokn-lm7qj]

Hippidy hoppidy Please stay off my property

[@subowicz8255]

Last guy is the golden chad defending his honour and negative-nope area.

[@wolfenheart0919]

Your friend has a impressive girl voice that i wish he never talked in again

[@aregulargamer4144]

@Jesus mf Christ emphasize on 'our' and 'small' and I know what I said

[@kamikaze1710]

my little brain cant process that voice change :[

[@chiffoncakeandtea]

More like "I wish he talked like that forever"

[@2BrosOfficialGaming]

@@chiffoncakeandtea no

[@ETcraftingChannel]

HOW IS HE DOING THAT VOICE?!

[@BamHurgr]

voice changer. i had one once that could do that.

[@Kampftroll]

@@BamHurgr no... actually not, search up VRTrapman, he fucking trained to do that voice

[@Zedryx69]

Have you seen anime characters before? Like, Futa's and crap.

[@noahdavis7406]

I've been training my voice to do a bunch of different things. And despite being able to do some feminine type voices, I don't think I'll ever reach that level.

[@blackmailed1072]

@@BamHurgr Not a voice changer.

[@ocapetatameolhando]

Jameskii fans: *casually start a war between theirselves*

[@Daretobestupider]

That how you can tell they're true Jameskii fans.

[@kozeeonthelow]

5:18 this gingerbread kid is actually pretty normal and nice tbh.

[@unusualincidentsunit2837]

He's the only kid that has a sense of humor

[@sunsset7153]

The "my husband is so handsome" meme is from a pornhwa called a perverts daily life

[@Pururut]

Thank you for the sauce

[@water8028]

Great, thank you

[@fifth363]

Everyone is saying thank you but HOW DO U KNOW THIS

[@Zeppelinforeverone]

@@fifth363 who cares? Be thankful for the sauce.

[@fierytepig155]

So it's the equivalence of a doujin but chinese?

[@shawnarwood]

People don’t realize the benefits of being a girl gamer.

[@miguelcabreracastro6968]

i realized that years ago... jeez, this only confirms my thoughts

[@Arothewinddragon]

I never realized it until I got showered in gifts on a predominately male player base game and my buddy had to point it out to me they were simping because I’m naïve like that and thought people were just being nice to a newbie

[@Vandarte_translator]

@@Arothewinddragon That's a bruh moment.

[@lightningmcqueen1514]

@@Arothewinddragon what game were you playing?

[@katt4650]

But then other times you get harassed to hell

[@noyou6514]

9:56 DANG JIMMY YOU GOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHING

[@DeaDaR03]

The survival girl trolling was the best. *I will protect my Egirl* dude part was hilarious.

[@harrythegreat21person63]

He dies right after he says that lol

[@eriklp1214]

do you know what server this is?

[@idkwhattonamethis1194]

Yah

[@jambiejambles]

13:12 "am I gay now?" Lmaooo

[@matthewchavez2647]

14:20 He laughed like the fortnite default dance song

[@Gigglesnix]

did you know theres a "delete comment" button

[@monsterupdatewhen]

Can you not

[@tekana5184]

KZbinr: Add something polish Guy from poland: Happy polish noises

[@trinkenblinken3169]

polish youtube community 14 old kids OMG HE IS ENGLISH AND SAID SOMETHING IN POLISH KREYGASM

[@logrpleng3480]

@@trinkenblinken3169 True but i have 14 years and i don't do that

[@naruszek9208]

@@trinkenblinken3169 i think they dont do nothing bad so leave 14 yo do what they do.

[@crackrak7983]

@@trinkenblinken3169 here is a thing, most of 14 yo cant speak english Taka prawda, tylko ludzie kultury potrafią Angielski PEPEGA

[@domanqq]

Oj tak byczq

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

The person doing the "Girl Voice" was none other than VRTrapman! Nice!

[@coffekek]

Finally, someone else who knows him

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

@@coffekek his link is in the description :P

[@PixelHead777]

"Oh, that was a scam! I am dead now."

[@unusualincidentsunit2837]

The perfect kid doesn't exis...

[@taterbot880]

Last time I was this early Yugoslavia was still a republic

[@TheExperienceYT]

Last time i was this early the USSR was still intact

[@Qur_]

:)

[@ermwhatthescallop]

Last time I was this early I didn't have a joke prepared

[@Mischascha]

Last time i was this early was beforw the Chernobyl explosion

[@Mischascha]

Last time i was this early, was before the Chernobyl explosion

[@MikeHoliday]

1:11 I have never heard anyone say "źdźbło" in poland.

[@seik0809]

In school I guess

[@tawoorie]

жьбло

[@jab8300]

Źdźbło trawy?

[@Carno_PL]

rly? it`s not that rare :/

[@chadjacket]

Polska biało czerwoni

[@xdarin_]

"I'll give you 20k right now if you kill Freeze" "Make it 40 and we can make a deal :)" "ok I'm good with that" "Freeze, money is money :)"

[@shadowcreature206]

Jameskii joins a server Everybody: BAN HIM

[@praiseghetou]

i love how jameskii's fan base is making fun of people with a "kid voice" , while 90% of them might as well have a kid voice, this is a bruh moment

[@errorsans325]

17:15 and i call that "the ultimate scape plan"

[@Chan0art]

1:57 ladies and gentlemen may I introduce you to Bible 2

[@Vandarte_translator]

Nice, I'll buy it.

[@qualcunodietrounpcpc6201]

@Cat Lettuce bible 2: electric boogaloo

[@nuke1210]

I respect this guy, he doesn't wanna be a simp 17:00

[@lazygamer4042]

9:53 Got me not breathing! Jimmy just spawns and gets fucking murdered instantly

[@seraenn]

I like how trapman's girl voice sounds more like a normal girl now.

[@uvea2000]

Gabe's voice sounds like a 13 year old girl ngl

[@danklydothis]

True

[@user-dl4zj]

1:21 Hah, Szczebrzeszyn is a city and i'm living close to it. This name is one of the best ways to troll foreign people :)

[@czarnyziucio]

epicko

[@blaise5424]

epickie

[@idkwtp9264]

3:04 reminds me at school during passing periods they play music through the speakers and you can suggest songs to play and some kid rickrolled the entire school like this

[@pimmoneter1]

finally, love these vids

[@Gerrix156]

Same

[@thelunaticcultist3041]

Agreed

[@artisttrash6546]

Fun fact the dancing song is actually “I don’t feel like dancing” by scissor sisters from their 2nd album Ta-Dah! The piano part was actually done by Elton John so there is your little fun fact of the day

[@hossdelgado626]

Neat

[@daragon1296]

“There’s no where to go now” Random guy: I CAN GO TO HELL *yeets soul into the depths of the underground*

[@cinnastag]

"Oh that was a scam, I am dead now" Why did that kill me as hard as it did? The calm demeanour like omg

[@Shmorgus]

Jameskii's friend with the girl voice is literally transition goals wtf why cant I sound like him

[@Sammie1053]

Honestly may not be the worst idea to email or DM him and straight up ask him how he does it. If based on his channel it sounds like something he'd be cool with, maybe even straight up explain the situation and see if he'd teach you and earn A+ ally status

[@RealNefastus]

@@Sammie1053 Actually He made a "tutorial" video on how to do it. It's just hella lot vocal training and drinking infinite amount of water.

[@SmoothTurtle840]

Sammie1053 “A+ ally status” Y’all really be ranking cis people?

[@HmmNo]

@@SmoothTurtle840 its literally a start of a saying, like "This person is such an A+ mechanic/artist/gamer/boxer" y'know? You can integrate that with nearly every title a person can get

[@PrintScreen.]

he's not trans though

[@suwupreme2101]

These garrys mod video never fails to amuse me no matter how many times i watched it

[@Athicay]

This is the one series that will never be worn out

[@Yahiamice]

when lizzo stage dives 1:05

[@apchistuz]

@@nexfur why not

[@fentanyIIl]

yo mom

[@mrtrickyfingers5090]

Why is everybody talking about the anti simp when Gabe is the funnest shit

[@ballssex3D]

5:26 that kid was surprisingly chill when compared to the others who are usually on these severs

[@user-ts7ct5se1t]

Jameskii: I'm gonna try and have a normal conversation with someone *a few seconds later* *alien noises*

[@thenorthstarsamurai]

It's called *ANIMALESE*

[@Kingdom_Of_Castile]

I love it when Gabe says hello.

[@endersalasa3396]

"What are you going to do now?" *dies*

[@spacetaco048]

"She" sounds like a 40 year old soccer mom that is distressed 24/7

[@Saiaxs]

Trap Milf Trap Milf Trap Milf

[@hossdelgado626]

So the average twitch e-girl?

[@blinded6502]

Or a smoking 30 year old

[@eins2001]

If by distressed you mean sexually frustrated

[@user-en6yw5fs4w]

yea but the pink text and imagining that she’s an e-girl doesn’t help

[@OuredFoster]

0:10 barney after the combine take over, realising that most of the bottles of beer are mostly empty

[@Spectremint]

11:25 That "oh" sounds EXACTLY like TF2 Scout

[@Logan-jf3bp]

PogU

[@1qxd]

Holy shit that girl voice is so convincing, and with the voice compression in gmod it would be even harder to tell.

[@mystiriousman4591]

"another child to arrest" "why, im just a child :(" "thats the point" Love it

[@sir.baguette2448]

jameskii: ono zombie please help "in a girly voice" 5 second later jameskii: "loud grown man sound" D00R STUCK!!!

[@Logan-jf3bp]

ok man 👌

[@realbytezo]

Jameskii: *joins a gmod server* Jameskii 5 seconds later: **Banned**

[@Joaosantos22114]

1:55 **The 2nd coming of Christ.**

[@zagoat9384]

I fucking fuck hate the fucking fact that this fucking thing made me fucking laugh Pd: fucking

[@smugsmileface2886]

9:55 this part made me laugh and made all the rice that i was eating go to my nose now i sneezed it all out 10/10 would watch again

[@SalmonBucket]

Background music of 9:45 pls

[@fimau7337]

14:11 this absolute chad is destroying the simps

[@maxmacias5682]

9:56 I died to the Carl Wheezer voice🤣

[@gothbanana]

No one: Jameskii: uses hard polish words so no one can prenounce his name

[@logrpleng3480]

Only guys from poland can do it

[@uhhhhhhhhhh1408]

Yee

[@emilkajabonska1949]

But every word in polish is hard xD

[@sebastianlipkowski412]

No tak bywa

[@vustedamove]

@@logrpleng3480 as a Polish American I can confirm I can only half pronounce the name.

[@alfreedomjones]

who is going to tell him he got on a dayshift at freddy's server?

[@jay-ro8ei]

i thought the audios sounded familiar, that explains why.

[@starzz7221]

Whats the name of the server?

[@pmongeon73]

Egirl : get’s attached Simp: now that an Avenger level threat

[@jestemwlodzimierz]

Ah yes! How could I forget Harry Potter and the Źdźbło of Szczebrzeszyn! That was my favourite part!

[@fate7644]

2:56 we've all been rick rolled my dudes

[@mudskie4394]

5:48 Just sharing that the saus of this work is "A Pervert's Daily Life"

[@felfelfel]

tenks bro

[@pallowist]

5:50 sauce: "A Pervert's Daily Life" you're welcome

[@TVisoutdated]

I read that before , proudest (redacted) of my life tho

[@miltongam5870]

I read that before too, looks like it's still getting new chapters.

[@D_Deceased]

HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE ARABIC NOKIA SONG IN THE INTRO EVEN THO ITS HELLA FIRE

[@floofy1953]

YES

[@Jdwg90]

Late comment but I’ve had it as my ringtone for a year

[@BigRockers]

It’s insanely terrifying on how good that girl voice is

[@Hawkens4k]

0:36 i see the quarantine effort is paying off, good job boys!

[@stefanm.734]

3:36 A "jailer" is a person who jails, more specifically someone that is in charge of a jail and/or the prisoners within. This is because of the "-er" ending, which when added to a noun in English means, "A person or thing that does something." To be more specific, the "-er" ending refers to: - a person or thing that has a particular quality or form; for example: double-decker, two-wheeler, skyscraper - a person belonging to a particular place or group; for example: foreigner, prisoner - a person concerned with a particular thing; for example: jeweler, lawyer, treasurer, mariner

[@TheGrimAuditor]

I think James knows the definition of Jailer. I think he's more confused at why there is a Jailor role on the fnaf server. I don't follow Matt Pats fnaf theories thus have no idea either ha.

[@stefanm.734]

@@TheGrimAuditor And I know he knows. I was being intentionally verbose.

[@codysmith3531]

I love how in the end they sounded like a condescending mother until the guy was trapped in the alleyway

[@tommyk7061]

1:11 Polish gang rise up!

[@stek3738]

polskaaaa

[@garythesnail8863]

3:29 I did not expect that lmao

[@somethinginteresting7118]

Beginning of video Jam ski: "hey, whatcha got there" Random kid: "eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh"

[@unhappylittleaccident6733]

16:30 killer queen intensifies

[@Ezeriel881]

I was dying when he said "DOOR STUCK" I love you vids

[@justinpalmer9387]

The foreshadowing with the killing anyone who coughs movement is insane

[@lazarus5148]

1:16 Me as a Pole: Pathetic.

[@SionSilentBase]

Theres nowhere to go now ;) Guy: Yea... What you gonna do now? Guy: **ate pill**

[@Guile_The_Exile]

14:56 riot cop killed me lmfaoooo

[@dymed10]

When You Soo Early That KZbin Passed The Vibe Check

[@abosch1425]

Yeah

[@deadleoof9368]

"Alright The Meeting Is Over" **Pumps Shotgun** Everyone In That Room:**stress instensifies**

[@catmaster0888]

11:24 the t posing dude is my hero

[@P-Nokota]

15:39 everything goes to shit, all the people outside the shop go in and start Mass RDM while asking for a KOS sign... god I love gmod, it’s the perfect balance of anarchy and capitalism. Makeing a pizza shop in a wasteland of a server

[@educkwithfedora8399]

The perfect description of Gmod Servers

[@glayzze9542]

love this man so much 😂😂 inspires me and my content

[@oldpaperbag543]

Ya have three vids and ones spelt wrong.

[@tee-sam-ee-red]

“Oh that was a scam! I am dead now.” This is absolute gold.

[@CrusadingJello]

I play that Day-Z server... And a lot of people who were total *SIMPS* are regulars. So i'm gonna mess with them later... And call them out for being *SIMPS*

[@Daretobestupider]

In the words of Emperor Palpatine: *DO IT*

[@wingedlegacy3052]

What is the name of the server i wanna try it out?