BANNERLORD HORSE ONLY CHALLENGE IS BROKEN - Bannerlord is a Perfectly Balanced game with no exploits

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The Spiffing Brit

The Spiffing Brit

Күн бұрын

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@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit 3 жыл бұрын
*The only issue of moving at the speed of light is you always live in darkness* - Shrak Hope you all liked todays video it was really fun to make!
@zyclo
@zyclo 3 жыл бұрын
Shrek is sexy
@meidomiseri
@meidomiseri 3 жыл бұрын
good to see you back man!
@allo1457
@allo1457 3 жыл бұрын
@@zyclo but what about Shrak
@ZaksGamingLab
@ZaksGamingLab 3 жыл бұрын
The bois
@Mellowcanuck33
@Mellowcanuck33 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you sir. This is how I play. Just cav. SCum of the earth? Mmmmm...Do you have a horse?
@11amasuperboy
@11amasuperboy 3 жыл бұрын
Every time I've tried to play any other culture, every time, the hauntingly beautiful sound of Mongolian Throat Singing beckons me back to the one true path.
@s--b
@s--b 3 жыл бұрын
lol same, i literally cant stop myself from being gravitated towards the kuzaits
@jackmaniscalco3392
@jackmaniscalco3392 3 жыл бұрын
Reject modern military tactics, return to Mongolian horde tactics
@Jormmg
@Jormmg 3 жыл бұрын
​@@jackmaniscalco3392 Wasn't it climate that stopped the mongol hordes? (Europe was too cold and wet) I wonder what someone could do in Warband? Maybe a legion of heavy shielded Suturgians?
@TurlasThe6
@TurlasThe6 3 жыл бұрын
No matter what culture I take, I ALWAYS have a contingent of Kuzait mercs as my personal guard.
@slein1055
@slein1055 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@agentmahou6222
@agentmahou6222 3 жыл бұрын
Puts all his weapon points into archery Makes an army of horse archers Talks continuously about how broken horse archers are Never touches a bow. Absolutely perfect.
@quincyking010
@quincyking010 3 жыл бұрын
For the player bows and crossbows suuuuck
@Qureas
@Qureas 3 жыл бұрын
@@quincyking010 Javalins rule
@quincyking010
@quincyking010 3 жыл бұрын
@@Qureas yes throwing weapons are good. Bows and crossbows aren't. Crossbows have too long a recharge and bows become horrendously in accurate with movement
@deaj8450
@deaj8450 3 жыл бұрын
@@quincyking010 I completely disagree that bows aren't good. You just have to raise your archery and riding skills, it just takes longer to be good than throwing weapons I'd say. My characters usually make that a priority and I end up getting a lot of kills with archery.
@Dell-ol6hb
@Dell-ol6hb 3 жыл бұрын
@@deaj8450 yea archery is good if you actually train it
@tommiepham8336
@tommiepham8336 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "We're going to use cavalry only" Me: "There are other units?"
@taelib1425
@taelib1425 3 жыл бұрын
This is the exact comment I was looking for lmao
@callisto769
@callisto769 3 жыл бұрын
thank you! Same here as a khuzait main xD
@smithyMcjoe
@smithyMcjoe 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the Agincourt play style. When in doubt, cavalry charge.
@mihailod5948
@mihailod5948 2 жыл бұрын
@@callisto769 ​ @Taelib horse fuckers
@stephenjohn2131
@stephenjohn2131 Жыл бұрын
Swadian butter Lord intensifies.
@poly2081
@poly2081 3 жыл бұрын
"The most right man in the universe" Chooses the left gender option
@Sk0lzky
@Sk0lzky 3 жыл бұрын
To me he's basically a communist now
@4sent4
@4sent4 3 жыл бұрын
it's as right as he can get while still being a man
@AB-ln2py
@AB-ln2py 3 жыл бұрын
There wasnt a gedner option slider... all the sliders were pushed to the right.
@yuridanylko
@yuridanylko Жыл бұрын
@@AB-ln2py Hair also wasn't a slider just saying
@FeedbackGaming
@FeedbackGaming 3 жыл бұрын
Horse is strong
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit 3 жыл бұрын
but not as strong as family
@adama7752
@adama7752 3 жыл бұрын
Max horse
@someone-nn8fm
@someone-nn8fm 3 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit *spanish music sounds*
@c10ud14
@c10ud14 3 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit should have made an army of horse family
@defalttheloner
@defalttheloner 3 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit that's why I watch this man, he is a legend And the fact that I learn English from him as well
@wingshad0w00982
@wingshad0w00982 3 жыл бұрын
“How did the mongols conqueror so much of…. Everything?” Spiff: let me show interpretive history in action
@dpearson80808
@dpearson80808 3 жыл бұрын
Lol came down to say basically that but I like yours better 😂
@Fit4C
@Fit4C 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you
@Emily-pi3wg
@Emily-pi3wg 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fit4C but... I like to sin🥺
@Pihsrosnec
@Pihsrosnec 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fit4C reported for spam
@TheRealGamada
@TheRealGamada 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fit4C and what if I like lucifer ?
@Vadact
@Vadact 3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely feel sorry for the devs of any game you get your hands on
@KCUFyoufordoxingme
@KCUFyoufordoxingme 3 жыл бұрын
He kind of goes after low hanging fruit.
@mrsparkle9048
@mrsparkle9048 3 жыл бұрын
Why? I'm sure sales and hours-played spike after these because people want to try out the exploits. He always makes the games look fun even when broken.
@theradams97
@theradams97 3 жыл бұрын
i think spiff has said that devs often sponsor him to do their games
@eivind-falk
@eivind-falk 3 жыл бұрын
Why? It's free playtesting.
@taelketal
@taelketal 3 жыл бұрын
The game literally has "Mount" in the title. Horses being awesome is a feature, not an oversight.
@buddyltd
@buddyltd 3 жыл бұрын
I once did something similar to this (though played as the Empire, and allowed myself to recruit non-cavalry that could be upgraded to cavalry later) - and yes, it truly is overpowered. The main thing I enjoyed was telling my cavalry units to follow me, and then riding at the head of a massive, glimmering army of cavalry, looking back at them with awe.
@math3000
@math3000 3 жыл бұрын
In an alternate universe, Genghis Khan (or an equivalent) was born in the Western/Eastern Roman Empire
@jamie_d0g978
@jamie_d0g978 3 жыл бұрын
Alternative Attila selling his ass to the romans
@ryanmattia433
@ryanmattia433 3 жыл бұрын
I swear, in literally every game I've ever played (except Stronghold Crusader 2 which has lock on heat seeking arrows) horse archers are so broken because their arrows will land 3x as often as their opponents' will. Fighting a horse archer is like trying to hit that pokemon that just used sand attack on you 6 times.
@jamie_d0g978
@jamie_d0g978 3 жыл бұрын
Crossbows man , they work just fine.
@KuueenKumi
@KuueenKumi 2 жыл бұрын
Sand Attack spam makes my blood pressure rise
@talldude1412
@talldude1412 Жыл бұрын
​@@jamie_d0g978also longer reaching bow spam, which has a higher rate of fire than a crossbow.
@AdamoRothward
@AdamoRothward Жыл бұрын
That's why mongols and all the other nomadic nations were op early on
@ResonantRTS
@ResonantRTS 3 жыл бұрын
Um, my wife was in that party of 13 looters at 7:14 and now the kids are crying. Thanks a bunch
@stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733
@stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733 3 жыл бұрын
Should of controlled you wife and your kids are probably little bandits anyway.
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff will take your children with dad jokes
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit 3 жыл бұрын
Please send complaints of Shraks Murders to 10 Downing Street, London SW1A 2AB
@virtualfroggy
@virtualfroggy 3 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Boris isn't going to happy with you Mr Spiff.
@stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733
@stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733 3 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit bro you just doxxed boris.
@re--dacted
@re--dacted 3 жыл бұрын
I need to stop watching people play this. Every single time, without fail, it gives me the urge to play it again and I lose days of my life.
@ylfingvemundrson9894
@ylfingvemundrson9894 3 жыл бұрын
I see you have All Mighty Jim Pickens
@beanface7408
@beanface7408 3 жыл бұрын
Tell Jim I said hi
@michaelmcfarland5947
@michaelmcfarland5947 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly they would make it VR compatible it would feel amazing especially if you have a haptic vest and can feel the thundering hooves as you charge.
@faruqakmal1146
@faruqakmal1146 3 жыл бұрын
Just give in to your temptaion. I mean, what can you lose? Time is overrated anyway
@strike._
@strike._ 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@TheBaldPeter
@TheBaldPeter 3 жыл бұрын
Shrak is life. The over powering smell of horses fills the room. Shrak is love
@thegearsofgameinggameing7877
@thegearsofgameinggameing7877 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@virtuallyreal5849
@virtuallyreal5849 3 жыл бұрын
SHRAK....
@Nerdnumberone
@Nerdnumberone 2 жыл бұрын
Horse archers were pretty OP on an open field. They were unable to take castles and had trouble with certain terrain. They were perfect for looting the countryside with impunity, but if you wanted to take a capital, you generally needed infantry and siege engines. Also, combat-trained horses were hard to get in large numbers unless that was your entire culture's shtick. You can't just take a draft horses off the farm and get it to charge at a forest of angry pointy things.
@wf1675
@wf1675 Жыл бұрын
the good news is horse archers don't need to be high level to be good they make for a very cheap army. and one reason the horse bow is so good is that the Crossbow faction and the Longbow faction are very far away from them and too busy fighting each other. valandian cav+crossbow hard slap the horseboys. the British longbows+anticav infantry, their country's chokepoints and forest seed let them catch you.
@insomnia6821
@insomnia6821 3 жыл бұрын
"Horse + F1 + F3 = Win" Spiffing Brit The art of tea
@anonimus370
@anonimus370 3 жыл бұрын
This was Spiff basically playing the game mostly normally, without any bugs/glitches. Feels weird.
@D20000
@D20000 3 жыл бұрын
yeah this is my playtrough almost exactly, arent we supposed to capitalise on OP units?
@norfangl3480
@norfangl3480 2 жыл бұрын
@@D20000 fian champion army
@delanovanraalte3646
@delanovanraalte3646 2 жыл бұрын
@@norfangl3480 combined with imperial legionaries to hold the line and elite cataprhacts and druznik champions
@HanSolo__
@HanSolo__ 3 жыл бұрын
"He is gonna love horses" Spiff please, no...
@hennie5307
@hennie5307 3 жыл бұрын
Mr Hands
@kalkinzinsunpraiser1548
@kalkinzinsunpraiser1548 3 жыл бұрын
@@hennie5307 Good god, no, not Mr Hands, not that again....
@TheRagingRodentGaming
@TheRagingRodentGaming 3 жыл бұрын
SPIFF YES, SPIFF ALWAYS YES!
@KiithnarasAshaa
@KiithnarasAshaa 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: Oh yessss. Me: Oh yessss.
@greendroprus
@greendroprus 3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Hands?
@zeehero7280
@zeehero7280 3 жыл бұрын
I was dissapointed to find this wasn't actually horse only and no humans.
@Lars6138
@Lars6138 3 жыл бұрын
I believe you're thinking about Crusader Kings 2.
@JacksonOwex
@JacksonOwex 3 жыл бұрын
Where do you stand on Centaurs?!
@johart309
@johart309 Ай бұрын
@@JacksonOwex on their back, only if they let you though
@rogue3398
@rogue3398 3 жыл бұрын
"These peasants don't really seem to be on horseback. And that's because they're not."
@T3hIluvatar
@T3hIluvatar 3 жыл бұрын
Just remembered my playthrough of warband + prophesy of pendor mod. You can create your own knight order, deck them out in gear and train them. I of course only sent the best archer in the game to train them up to 500 archery proficiency and 10 power draw, decked them out in elven bows and put them on elven horses. Turns out bots with extremely high accuracy + bows + fastest horses in the game are pretty good.
@keiferwatson4826
@keiferwatson4826 3 жыл бұрын
Just Spiff, "horsing" around.....
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit 3 жыл бұрын
badum tsss
@andrewmarriott378
@andrewmarriott378 3 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit hi spiff, love your vids! Also I drink iced tea, is that ok?
@matthewtalbot-paine7977
@matthewtalbot-paine7977 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewmarriott378 It is not. Pretty sure he said something bad about ice tea drinkers before in a video.
@ipeter7472
@ipeter7472 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been doing this since it came out. The feeling of being part of a charging Calvary line is amazing.
@GrendalTheBeasty
@GrendalTheBeasty 3 жыл бұрын
Solo player horse archer vs 40 looters? Unfair fight, need more looters.
@55Ironside
@55Ironside 3 жыл бұрын
Horse Archers and Heavy Cavalry are always OP, they need higher upkeep to balance them. Been the same in all M&B games. You get charge bonuses, extra HP since shots will hit horses instead of troops, maneuverability, and ranged all together. Soften them up with archers then full on charge them with heavy cavalry, it's an immediate win unless you're outnumbered 10 to 1
@Tofsar
@Tofsar 3 жыл бұрын
@@55Ironside actually it is very realistic against naked infantry but irl infantry forces stops horse hordes with fortifying battlegrounds spear formations, ground holes, spikes, primitive trench systems etc game doesn't allow fortyfying battle grounds that makes horses owerpowered.
@danielrobertson2154
@danielrobertson2154 3 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, the game that made me appreciate a fraction of how hopeless and terrified the enemies of Mongolians must have been, fighting them on an open field.
@matthewbrandt5053
@matthewbrandt5053 2 жыл бұрын
Currently I am building the atila the hun army, nothing but heavy cav as shock and tons of horse archers to rain death. So far, took on armies 4 times my size and only lost a few dudes to the pain being given, only weakness is a wall.
@sjs9698
@sjs9698 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewbrandt5053 on the plus side khan's guard are great at removing people from walls at long range :)
@kcbsuiejd
@kcbsuiejd 3 жыл бұрын
"Were just gonna slide everything aaaall the way to the right" leaves gender on the left. Im disappointed Spiff
@vicious_love
@vicious_love 3 жыл бұрын
Well, unlike nowadays, in this setting gender is a binary option with nothing in between
@kcbsuiejd
@kcbsuiejd 3 жыл бұрын
@@vicious_love yeah. A binary setting he put on the left... after saying he slides everything to the right. Hence me making a joke about being disappointed
@vicious_love
@vicious_love 3 жыл бұрын
@@kcbsuiejd There's no slider. There's 2 buttons
@EmilyKveldulv
@EmilyKveldulv 2 жыл бұрын
@@vicious_love shut up
@TheUncleLem
@TheUncleLem 3 жыл бұрын
Nice to see this setup didn't change much from the first game. My usual strategy was to equip a bow an as many arrows as possible, get some horse archers following me, and start circling around the enemy, while my peasants and other low lever troops are charging the enemy. And if some of these pedestrian plebeians would survive long enough to be leveled up, they could get a horse and a bow and join me on my glorious rides.
@joehemmann1156
@joehemmann1156 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: There is no counter to him. Walled Settlements: Am I a joke to you?
@FlutterMEDIC1
@FlutterMEDIC1 3 жыл бұрын
*raughs in gunpowder and biological warfare*
@Jormmg
@Jormmg 3 жыл бұрын
Let them starve in their castles while we raid their fields! - Some Horsey Boi
@sjs9698
@sjs9698 3 жыл бұрын
even castles aren't much of a problem once yr hores-archers are upgraded a bit, they get the best bows in the game at top level, but even before that have pretty decent range- you can just sit outside range of the archers on the walls & snipe them down... ('course you do have to use a bit of siegecraft to not get mulched by wall-based artillery, but...)
@dwargonedragon794
@dwargonedragon794 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jormmg Laughs in active castle defence. Sally out and surprise them raiders while their pants are down.
@krieger8825
@krieger8825 3 жыл бұрын
XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
@hquest
@hquest 3 жыл бұрын
Starts to sing Queen Gets stabbed “Hey you are not allowed to stab back” I gagged.
@mkol1998
@mkol1998 3 жыл бұрын
"This is going to be an absolutely incredible challenge"... He's going to steamroll through this isn't he?
@jmhaugen4757
@jmhaugen4757 3 жыл бұрын
Narrator: He did.
@tacticalrover6428
@tacticalrover6428 3 жыл бұрын
Arise, arise, Riders of Shrak! spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!
@Ealdorman_of_Mercia
@Ealdorman_of_Mercia 3 жыл бұрын
As Vlandia, I have actually gained significant holdings and income that I was able to field more than 300 Elite cavalary (The Vlandian Banner knights) I wanted to test if they were as strong as in Warband Elite Cavalry. To my surprise this is NOT the case. Perhaps the developers wanted to add some balance and ensure that all units have adv. and disadv. What a noticed is the All cavalry army , charging into a wall of elite infantry can cause heavy damage, but then as soon as they get stuck in that pile of enemy infantry, they get slaughtered. I suppose it makes sense, one must use calvary as a hammer and anvil strategy, sort of like in the Total War games. However one criticism I have is that the cavalry charge seems so weak (EVEN if you use eilte cav). They never make peasant enemies fall to the ground. That needs to be changed.
@arkadiuszrenc1498
@arkadiuszrenc1498 3 жыл бұрын
11:55 you actually take only a fraction od gold and loot if you defeat them(10% gold and 50% loot if i remember correctly), so these are the left goods, not respawned. If you want to take all loot you have to leave 1 solider fleeing and persuade him into giving you whole loot and money.
@afiqrizal645
@afiqrizal645 3 жыл бұрын
If u kill all of them, will u get all the loot and money?
@arkadiuszrenc1498
@arkadiuszrenc1498 3 жыл бұрын
@@afiqrizal645 no you won't. That's very stupid
@zacharymorgan7574
@zacharymorgan7574 3 жыл бұрын
@@arkadiuszrenc1498 how the fuck is that stupid.
@ItsEphora
@ItsEphora 3 жыл бұрын
@@arkadiuszrenc1498 the money goes to money heaven unless it's been naughty.
@arkadiuszrenc1498
@arkadiuszrenc1498 3 жыл бұрын
@@zacharymorgan7574 well if you kill everyone you schould be able to take everything they had
@ComicalRealm
@ComicalRealm 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: In very early stages of development, the game was called "Way of the Sword", then "Warrider", then eventually Mount & Blade
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 3 жыл бұрын
2/3 honse
@matthewtalbot-paine7977
@matthewtalbot-paine7977 3 жыл бұрын
man that must have been early as I've been on M&B since the very early days.
@SpartanGaming3
@SpartanGaming3 3 жыл бұрын
Mad to think this is actually what happened with the Mongols in real life :D
@skydragonfire93
@skydragonfire93 3 жыл бұрын
Basically. Other cultures started adopting the tactic slowly for a reason.
@orarinnsnorrason4614
@orarinnsnorrason4614 3 жыл бұрын
Minus the piles of skulls, they left behind if people didn't submit.
@willydawiller
@willydawiller 3 жыл бұрын
except when the mongolians conquered china, they pulled a sneaky on the chinese army and fought them on foot in the mountains, and won
@ChrisB-fj7jk
@ChrisB-fj7jk 3 жыл бұрын
Shrak is love. Shrak is life! Keep the content comming, this is awesome!
@shorgoth
@shorgoth 3 жыл бұрын
Slight trick, change your cavalry archer's formation to a column, they will circle the enemy to death while shooting them from all directions, it is MUCH more efficient than just a line. Also, it you are the attacker, you can retreat once you are out of arrows and reattack. If you are helping another group against a big army and you are the 3rd party in that fight you can do it at will without consequences. With 70 or so of the imperial horse archers, I used to kill armies in the thousands in the highest difficulty that way.
@zyclo
@zyclo 3 жыл бұрын
He’s not just making videos, he’s practically become Netflix by now!
@dbgaming87
@dbgaming87 3 жыл бұрын
I actually hit a like on your comment just as spiff said "Oh his voice" 🤣
@zyclo
@zyclo 3 жыл бұрын
@@dbgaming87 lol
@bluestorm749
@bluestorm749 3 жыл бұрын
Cavalry only? Sounds like a fun challenge… How about Artillery Only next!
@thepizzafoogle5481
@thepizzafoogle5481 3 жыл бұрын
There is no artillery in field battles in Bannerlord, only in sieges
@Aaron47916
@Aaron47916 3 жыл бұрын
@@thepizzafoogle5481 i wouldnt be surprised if there was a mod for it
@kendallhudak
@kendallhudak 3 жыл бұрын
@@thepizzafoogle5481 Well theirs always hoi4...
@thepizzafoogle5481
@thepizzafoogle5481 3 жыл бұрын
@@kendallhudak What about CK3? That would sieges almost instant.
@DarkDragonRus
@DarkDragonRus 3 жыл бұрын
@@thepizzafoogle5481 nah, you will be limited in the number of regiments.
@yuuneeq9494
@yuuneeq9494 3 жыл бұрын
This is the most far-right playthrough of bannerlord I've ever seen
@vicious_love
@vicious_love 3 жыл бұрын
I'm happy to see horse archers actually being as effective in M&B as they were IRL
@jimmydesouza4375
@jimmydesouza4375 Жыл бұрын
I don't know how effective they were in reality though. Most of the time when you think of horse archers you think of mongols and they were only successful when attacking armies that mainly used levy troops while being professional troops themselves and that always has a good track record. Every time they ran into professional soldiers as opponents (like the Mamluks) they ended up losing. Even conceptually they're not that effective, for example they're outranged by foot archers and more vulnerable to incoming arrows than foot archers so should in a vacuum always lose that fight.
@vicious_love
@vicious_love Жыл бұрын
@@jimmydesouza4375 Good point. I guess what actually makes me happy is the fact that horsemen don't stumble on trees and rocks in Bannerlord as casually as they did in Warband
@BigBroccoli_
@BigBroccoli_ 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you got your channel back!!
@UwU-mo7xh
@UwU-mo7xh 3 жыл бұрын
Who else would love to see Spiff revisit our omniscient overlord Shrak in the future?
@water-poweredmachine8291
@water-poweredmachine8291 3 жыл бұрын
I, for one, would love to see Shrak become a recurring character in the nigh future.
@RagnarLodbrok1
@RagnarLodbrok1 3 жыл бұрын
There's a very good reason that cavalry dominated warfare from pretty much the 8th century to the 14th across much of Eurasia, whether we're talking Frankish knights or Turco-Mongol horse archers. Mobility is huge, and while infantry in close formation can throw back heavy cavalry all day, the moment their formation breaks up they become vulnerable.
@stevelobot237
@stevelobot237 3 жыл бұрын
The inclusion of wensleydale and cranberry as the cheese at 16:51 makes me happy. As a cheese-loving Yorkshire lad, it's nice to see the best cheese getting recognition
@bionicdragon5
@bionicdragon5 3 жыл бұрын
I'm an 'Murican, and one of my friends gifted me some cranberry wensleydale for Christmas once. It was the most amazing cheese I've ever had, and my life has never been the same.
@stevelobot237
@stevelobot237 3 жыл бұрын
@@bionicdragon5 The sweetness mixing with that creamy cheese is one of the best tastes on earth. I need to put it on a burger at some point
@XxToHellAndBackxX
@XxToHellAndBackxX 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff has abandoned his English ways and converted culture to the G L O R I O U S Khuzait Horde!
@Kakarot64.
@Kakarot64. Жыл бұрын
We English have always had a soft spot for bows heavy melee cavalry was more of a French thing. Sticking a bow on a horse is just the natural evolution.
@flaminx0r
@flaminx0r Жыл бұрын
I love your comedic, but concise content delivery. Very entertaining and informative 😂
@irdmoose
@irdmoose 3 жыл бұрын
This episode reminds me of a classic internet song, it goes: "Look at my horse, my horse is amazing..."
@nagelfischer
@nagelfischer 3 жыл бұрын
Give it a lick
@Mathwayb
@Mathwayb 3 жыл бұрын
it tastes just like raisins
@KuroroSama42
@KuroroSama42 3 жыл бұрын
Having never played the game, these videos have taught me one thing about it: Gotta go fast. Have fast overworld movement and you can't lose, apparently.
@shanearmstrong9861
@shanearmstrong9861 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's not all that simple, you need a place to run *to*, so you can still get hemmed in if the AI is smart and flanks you. That said, generally speaking, yes, fast overworld speed and having many mounted men to achieve that helps. On the other hand, having all horses means you're gonna suck when it comes to sieging keeps, so that's something to keep in mind. Massing horses will prevail against the AI because they're not smart enough to post up on hills with tight formations to keep the charge damage to a minimum and allow archers to rain hell down on the horses. It's a fun strat, but it doesn't really get you much in the long run if you actually want to become King, which you need to conquer territories to do.
@hidesan7794
@hidesan7794 3 жыл бұрын
wait till you fight 600+ groups of guys with spears; with their captain boosting them with end game perks so they take less damage from charges etc etc The strat he show here is 100% to role play as a looter with no home You wont take a castle with that; let alone defend it even if you did had one.
@douglas2938
@douglas2938 3 жыл бұрын
18:55 In my mind, you said "I have so much HORSEPOWER" and nothing will change that.
@an_fiach
@an_fiach 3 жыл бұрын
1:21 As yes, the McElroy Monster Factory special. A classic Also damn! Whoever your editor was for this, they were on *point* for this video
@samdar2254
@samdar2254 3 жыл бұрын
The spiffing Brit is so British he actually colonized my computer!
@eivind-falk
@eivind-falk 3 жыл бұрын
When assimilation is complete it will pour you a nice cup of Yorkshire tea...
@RaynmanPlays
@RaynmanPlays 3 жыл бұрын
Games with character size sliders that affect hitboxes _really_ need to give larger characters a bonus to strength and stamina.
@Breaker2005
@Breaker2005 Жыл бұрын
Lighter people should have more stamina actually. You have to do more work to move more weight.
@Breaker2005
@Breaker2005 Жыл бұрын
Bigger people should have more health.
@RaynmanPlays
@RaynmanPlays Жыл бұрын
@@Breaker2005 Sorry. I meant "stamina" as it's used in RPG contexts, which is health. "Constitution" in other games.
@wf1675
@wf1675 Жыл бұрын
or for bannerlord handleing
@talldude1412
@talldude1412 Жыл бұрын
​@@Breaker2005they don't in real life, why in video game?
@arock6963
@arock6963 3 жыл бұрын
eyy, looks like the editing quality went up. grand job spiff’s editor.
@gamerkrahe520
@gamerkrahe520 3 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this so much! Is there by any chance a follow up planned, where you show us how much horse the game can handle?
@abyssimus
@abyssimus 3 жыл бұрын
I remember M&B 1, the overwhelming majority of my army was cavalry, with just enough foot soldiers or archers to make the AI go "oh, we should advance in a straight line while the cavalry circles around and passes right through us."
@noahduncan5524
@noahduncan5524 3 жыл бұрын
I PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO SHRAK SHRAK IS LOVE SHRAK IS LIFE
@MrBl4ckY
@MrBl4ckY 3 жыл бұрын
I PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO SHRAK SHRAK IS LOVE SHRAK IS LIFE
@skylord5059
@skylord5059 3 жыл бұрын
I PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO SHRAK SHRAK IS LOVE SHRAK IS LIFE
@guillaumelanson5283
@guillaumelanson5283 3 жыл бұрын
I PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO SHRAK SHRAK IS LOVE SHRAK IS LIFE
@thesultryhippo9184
@thesultryhippo9184 3 жыл бұрын
I PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO SHRAK SHRAK IS LOVE SHRAK IS LIFE
@NobodyImportant69420
@NobodyImportant69420 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@brendan4070
@brendan4070 3 жыл бұрын
I remember doing this in warband it was fun. Just press F1 F3 and watch everything die
@matthewtalbot-paine7977
@matthewtalbot-paine7977 3 жыл бұрын
It gets to a certain point in warband where you only have 3 types of units swadian knights, hurscals and rhodian crossbowmen the last 2 go in all your castles and the first comes with you on your adventures and raids.
@tonig.1546
@tonig.1546 3 жыл бұрын
As Rohan taught us: Horse together. STRONG.
@creationsmaxo
@creationsmaxo 3 жыл бұрын
I see that having a lot of horse power in this game makes it quite balanced.
@PolarBearSr
@PolarBearSr 3 жыл бұрын
Shrak is Love, Shrak is Life, Shrak is Looking Forward to Murder
@painthing98
@painthing98 3 жыл бұрын
"Here lies Egil, The Destroyer of Worlds and Owner of Many Horses." I so want this engraved on my tombstone.
@sreeramkr2864
@sreeramkr2864 3 жыл бұрын
"Yep sliding to right is always the perfect way" - spiffing brit, 2021
@beeensy7ontoast873
@beeensy7ontoast873 3 жыл бұрын
You have truly outdone Gengis Khan here
@Lichdevoihr
@Lichdevoihr 3 жыл бұрын
for the players with money problems: you can pair it with ordinary archers. the enemies only focus on the closest units, so they will only chase your horses as long as you have some.
@JustinShaedo
@JustinShaedo 2 жыл бұрын
Updates fixed/changed this
@wf1675
@wf1675 Жыл бұрын
more tricks don't upgrade them to high levels and use the peasant horse archers instead of the noble ones and also raid villages for horses
@nathanduncan6042
@nathanduncan6042 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on getting your channel back, the king has returned
@dakotabenson4540
@dakotabenson4540 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: loses melee duel Also Spiff: it's cause my character is too big, I'm definitely not bad at the game
@Hi_Flyers
@Hi_Flyers 3 жыл бұрын
The first time I played bannerlord all I did was recruit imperial archers to promote them to bucellarii, ended up with over 100 in a party and could pretty much defeat any army as long as I could smash their ranged units first
@freddy4603
@freddy4603 3 жыл бұрын
The ending seemed... underwhelming; there was a great snowballing of strength, but there was no payoff to it! It would be great to get a part 2 (maybe with some other tasty cheese?) with this character and his horde
@Mendoza-yi6qk
@Mendoza-yi6qk 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff does this all the time, when he shows how powerful some exploit is he will stop because there is no need to proof furthermore the exploits stength
@tanorgilbert9183
@tanorgilbert9183 3 жыл бұрын
in this case, he doesn't seem to have become supremely overpowered. Even at the end he was still saying "If an enemy lord comes along [the strong armies] we can just run away". This seems less "exploit to break the entire game" and more just "powerful way to play"
@Sam_Graves
@Sam_Graves 3 жыл бұрын
@@tanorgilbert9183 It's powerful until you want to take and hold any sort of land. It works for being a marauding horde tho.
@schmid1.079
@schmid1.079 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sam_Graves That goes for any army composition though. If you are overpowered by a few hundred men, there is nothing you can do. You will always have to rely on other parties.
@eivind-falk
@eivind-falk 3 жыл бұрын
He's proven his strategy, so there is no point in watching 3 hours of him using the same tactic over and over to steamroll every single enemy in the game If you want that, watch a long play instead.
@billyjoejimbob9573
@billyjoejimbob9573 3 жыл бұрын
Shrak is love, Shrak is life. Long live our Lord Shrak!
@JoshSweetvale
@JoshSweetvale 3 жыл бұрын
1:48 "Doesn't match his-" - Dude, you made _Simon Lane,_ what were you expecting?!
@snakex555
@snakex555 3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how I play all Mount and Blade games, all the time. It is silly and broken and extremely fun.
@hidesan7794
@hidesan7794 3 жыл бұрын
Show me a siege with that comp plz i'm curious
@Giisuka
@Giisuka 3 жыл бұрын
Probably doing sieges only with ally armies
@mj_jm4336
@mj_jm4336 3 жыл бұрын
A random village: so how many horses do you want? The Spiffing Brit: YES.
@michaelgloriano2110
@michaelgloriano2110 3 жыл бұрын
We should all thank the glorious Todd Howard for the immortality of Horses.
@rc-loko457
@rc-loko457 3 жыл бұрын
Shrak is love, Shrak is life, he stabs the Valandians with a knife!
@burnttoast5372
@burnttoast5372 3 жыл бұрын
All hail shrak And the queen of course
@SubsidedFormula
@SubsidedFormula 3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you’re back!
@pinnednomadicfanatic2547
@pinnednomadicfanatic2547 3 жыл бұрын
I have something new for you ☺️
@pinnednomadicfanatic2547
@pinnednomadicfanatic2547 3 жыл бұрын
Available on Whats App
@pinnednomadicfanatic2547
@pinnednomadicfanatic2547 3 жыл бұрын
+①⑦①③⑤⑥④②⑥②⑥
@SummerYeti
@SummerYeti 3 жыл бұрын
His voice sounds like the scavs screaming profanities in Tarkov
@Da_Shark
@Da_Shark 3 жыл бұрын
I now want spiff to break tarkov
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 3 жыл бұрын
@@Da_Shark in-game bitcoin farms.
@usenamer4729
@usenamer4729 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff becomes a horse girl: the cinematic experience
@kimmeh3139
@kimmeh3139 3 жыл бұрын
We need part 2 and 3 at least, this was alot of fun :)
@JinxTheGod
@JinxTheGod 3 жыл бұрын
Shrak is horse. Horse is life.
@warriorfire8103
@warriorfire8103 3 жыл бұрын
I've been putting Bannerlord off hoping to start playing when it comes out of early access but this video really getting me excited to play.
@50badminton
@50badminton 3 жыл бұрын
How we can just drink tee while Spiff just destroys all games
@kevdadev.
@kevdadev. 3 жыл бұрын
Yes tee
@justinfourie3422
@justinfourie3422 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny when I get told "you need a balanced fighting force" when all you really need are cavalry and cavalry archers. That is like the best combo imo for a party. Garrisons however are best with mostly archers imo.
@someone-nn8fm
@someone-nn8fm 3 жыл бұрын
Juan is arguably the strongest unit
@bobdole4916
@bobdole4916 3 жыл бұрын
I thought Juan was the loneliest number.
@dippydo8082
@dippydo8082 3 жыл бұрын
This man actually got me to pause the video and spend a few minutes making a cup of tea Congrats
@Bananahammock681
@Bananahammock681 Жыл бұрын
All these years/months/days later and I feel especially fantastic with a nice warm cuppa beside me, and a chocolate muffin (with added custard drizzled on top because YES custard) giving this video a thumbs up. Because time is perfectly balanced.
@Daktangle
@Daktangle 3 жыл бұрын
Missed a trick having Shrak's family name be "Donkeh".
@Fenr
@Fenr 3 жыл бұрын
Was gonna say! Glaringly obvious issue with this video right there. The only one.
@piousminion7822
@piousminion7822 3 жыл бұрын
How tf did you make me in BannerLord without even trying. I'm impressed.
@Lion-mi8wq
@Lion-mi8wq 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best cover image you’ve ever had for a video
@WesternCommie
@WesternCommie 3 жыл бұрын
When Bannerlord came out, I had a horse army. It was 100% mounted archers. Over 250 of the best that could take on pretty much anything. I would start by head hunting the leaders, and if I started getting too beat up, I sent in my troops. I usually took out the leader by using a pike swing on a horse.
@thejesterofwoe7778
@thejesterofwoe7778 3 жыл бұрын
I always like these videos before it's even started. Just because they are always freaking amazing!!
@Alexheyhey
@Alexheyhey 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff!! i love your banner lord video's , they are soo brilliant !! thank you so much for all your great content! i wish you , mango , and your sweet sweet corgi all the best :) !
@trentwinslow5430
@trentwinslow5430 3 жыл бұрын
Really like the new editing nothing too wild and still sticking to the old style but just a little bit better
@haufe012
@haufe012 3 жыл бұрын
"it's illegal to poke back" - Regulation of Warfare, Spiff Co. 2021
@GeraltofRivia22
@GeraltofRivia22 3 жыл бұрын
Cavalry only in Warband was awesome. Just go full Swadian Knights.
@Armgoth
@Armgoth 3 жыл бұрын
It is so op style of play. Horselord trader just buy cheap horses south, fly to the otherside of the map with speed of ~7mph, sell horses, profit.
@haverkulum
@haverkulum 3 жыл бұрын
Shrak is love! Shrak is life! As always, an amazing video! :)
@zhinfim9909
@zhinfim9909 2 жыл бұрын
Problem with horse only build is you actually will suck at sieges of big cities and castles, because for some reason you cant take horse to siege, meaning you cant actually get yourself any lands.
@pe4958
@pe4958 3 жыл бұрын
15:53 "I have become Shrack, destroyer of worlds" -J.R. Oppenheimer...uh...I think
@andyhill9062
@andyhill9062 3 жыл бұрын
Love the Videos Spiff, Playing as Vlandia you can take on pretty much anyone with all sharpshooters in your army
@RaistlinMajereFistandantilus
@RaistlinMajereFistandantilus 3 жыл бұрын
This is how I've always played since Warband. This strat isn't as broken as it was in Warband, but its still very good.
@favre4ever39
@favre4ever39 3 жыл бұрын
I like Shrak's other quote "You see I am quite similar to an onion, as I make people cry."
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