*STAYA WAY* More segment challenges coming soon - I've been dying to cover more games and more ground all year - I'll be doing Rimworld (possibly a SeaBlock), made up religions in CK3, and another Factorio Death World of some sort soon - tell me what you'd most want to see! *Winners of the Kenshi keys have been replied to from the last video - though there will be another giveaway for Kenshi soon :)
@kemyeon8853 жыл бұрын
I want to see kenshi :D
@noahnavarro10083 жыл бұрын
I want more of that hilarious factorio death world philosophy. Maybe some fatalism this time? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
@gamer-ey1zb3 жыл бұрын
Idk what to comment Reeeeeeee octane main go brrrr
@Koth-Mark3 жыл бұрын
To me it really doesn't matter what you upload, i just really like the narrating commentary you do. Really helps with sleeping 2 ;D
@paulconnell28473 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see another Rimworld saga begin. The struggle is real!
@jacobford34523 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: playing Bannerlord the way you eventually end up playing it every single time.
@QuigleTheGnome3 жыл бұрын
It’s like Skyrim Stealth Archer
@RodnyAlDar3 жыл бұрын
Weird way to write heavy cavalry there :D
@EntombedToast703 жыл бұрын
@@RodnyAlDar no, I blot out the sun with archers
@genie99373 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you just gotta run full horse archer armies, it's not like I don't like the games mechanics. I just like to see the ai struggle
@seb_fancysheep3 жыл бұрын
In Warband with the Floris mod: RODHOK CROSSBOW WALL
@incolourxx26133 жыл бұрын
“Like that annoying kid that hid behind a car during tag” the range of this man’s philosophical rambles is LIMITLESS
@Hozak3 жыл бұрын
Ambiguousamphibian's house motto should be "Don't touch me, or I'll scream."
@urielseptim9103 жыл бұрын
Those faces... I want them to stay as far away from my dreams as possible.
@ambiguousamphibian3 жыл бұрын
By the nine divines...
@thomaswiltherford92653 жыл бұрын
@@ambiguousamphibian I also would just like to explain why you did not get a castle. It was because you were not a high enough clan, you need to be tier 3 and formally join the southern empire. Hope that clears it up!
@xantishayde-walker45933 жыл бұрын
@@thomaswiltherford9265 So that's a good reason to do another video. *hint hint, nudge nudge*
@Truthorfib3 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the mega weird smile bug?
@ArtyomFinch3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh yes we used rocks, then smelted metal for swords, and finally used those shiny metal swords to sharpen sticks into pointy polearms. I remember seeing the great wooly mammoth hunt pictures in school. The brave cave man and their bastard swords and kite shields
@PossumPunx2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing lmao, the wildest thing was that BOWS were at the end of it
@froo5667 Жыл бұрын
@@PossumPunx closer to the start than weapon handles 💀
@froo5667 Жыл бұрын
And by weapon handles I literally mean round wood
@oliveboi14743 жыл бұрын
This guy could play that google browser dinosaur game and I'd still watch.
@bionicdragon53 жыл бұрын
That dinosaur is on an extremely important spiritual journey.
@lhrosts70823 жыл бұрын
"And here I am. Running. In the desert, completely alone. Alone. Alone. There's nothing but me... and cacti.. and birds...."
@darkmagelover3 жыл бұрын
i want this video now
@General12th3 жыл бұрын
@@bionicdragon5 He's on a path to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.
@AycentMariner3 жыл бұрын
"What're you doing Stappe Bandit?"
@indracatraarccipasa57703 жыл бұрын
"Steppe bandit brother, what are you doing?"
@akblueberry1043 жыл бұрын
"oh my god steppe bow you're penetrating so deep!"
@Stonecargo213 жыл бұрын
Savages, *TIME FOR A CRUSADE*
@birisi9163 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Me: *destroys entire steppe bandit army easily*
@Summer-it3wh3 жыл бұрын
"Horse Archery OP nerf plz" - Theodosius II, probably.
@jackfrench71763 жыл бұрын
"Horse archers OP" - Crassus
@mrsmiley5483 жыл бұрын
Horse archer's OP - Moscow Probably
@MrLandShark55_553 жыл бұрын
A few tips for archer only challenges: Use Battanian Fian Champions, scan the battlefield for hills to place your troops on, spread your troops out to increase the area covered by arrows, and keep infantry units behind ranged units until enemies are close.
@marcinzysko16533 жыл бұрын
lol, what infantry units?
@MrLandShark55_553 жыл бұрын
@@marcinzysko1653 peasants who haven't upgraded yet
@hoveringgoat80613 жыл бұрын
@@MrLandShark55_55 nah infront is better. tank for muh archers
@Iyasenu3 жыл бұрын
For a sec, I thought I was about to rewatch the legend of Hobin Rood.
@juri32303 жыл бұрын
15:26 "we're also rich" (11k gold) clearly you've never sold crafted javelins
@aurakille21483 жыл бұрын
Now it's two-handed
@BieBie983 жыл бұрын
"Oh my God, my parents... They're awful." -Me at therapy
@Notmyname15933 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: "They are dead because you ate them. But they tasted awful."
@wahlabear86733 жыл бұрын
Hey buddy! Unfortunately you can’t take a castle until you’re actually a vassal of a kingdom, which requires clan tier 3, once you hit that then talk to the queen and offer your vassalage, you’ll get a high chance of a castle then since they try to even out the fiefs. Keep it up!
@Raums3 жыл бұрын
Glad you posted this as I’m lazy :-D but really want to see him defend one. It can be hilarious with lots of archers
@cdru5153 жыл бұрын
You can be a vassal at tier 2, I'm pretty sure
@wahlabear86733 жыл бұрын
@@cdru515 when you talk to the king/queen, it fades out the option saying it requires tier clan 3
@mcmerry28463 жыл бұрын
No u
@ZazzilasArden3 жыл бұрын
You can absolutely take a castle without being a vassal. I literally captured a town with my own faction's army and own three castles.
@skem96222 жыл бұрын
“What are you doing Stepp-bandit?”
@fragnani1003 жыл бұрын
hey man.. love your work, but i kinda miss the continuous series.. the sea ice series in rim world is possibly one of my favorite contents here on youtube
@MrNorriso3 жыл бұрын
Agree
@Zonaxthan3 жыл бұрын
"I need a voice that can intimidate" It startled my cat so it worked lol.
@billbadson75983 жыл бұрын
0:44 _"Therefore, today, we undertake a strategy that will make you say, 'No one will ever touch me.' Of course, I mean, everyone in our warband wields a bow."_ Joke's on you, I've already mastered the art of being completely untouchable, and it involves zero bows, and a whole lot of collecting and displaying sexy anime figurines all over my room.
@ponungboring67153 жыл бұрын
God tier comment
@konstantinstepanov54613 жыл бұрын
For a minute I zoned out and went - huh not a single joke about tea, Spiffing Brit has changed :D
@4P0CA1YP5E3 жыл бұрын
13:03 You missed a perfect opportunity to say "I have the high ground."
@margo35583 жыл бұрын
I’m sure any army would BOW down to yours, Archery Army 🏹
@QNAAJTUJPRWJSGEZLPXYECAZFHODYW3 жыл бұрын
Heh, good one.
@ponungboring67153 жыл бұрын
Every army would QUIVER before him
@point_0f_view9763 жыл бұрын
"Warfare has always involved hitting people." Words of the most wise one.
@contentenjoyer28143 жыл бұрын
I love Mount & Blade. You playing this is right in line imo. Keep it up!
@KenzieSFT3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the strats I used in Warband. Everyone would be in the same archer crew, with the exception of companions who were mounted. A few melee guys mixed in with the archers, but not more than 10%. Just a few mixed melee units, particularly spears. Battle starts: archers moved to best high ground they can get to and remain on in time. If cavalry are coming at us, stand closer. If not, maybe stand apart. Depends on enemy charge. After that: cavalry follows me. We wait for our archers to start unloading on them, then we just sweep by them in the front of the line, causing a portion to chase us. We drag them to the right or left of our front line, within archer fire. After that: cavalry, charge. Make sure they don't get clumped up, let them charge when they're in the open, otherwise they just get themselves hurt. Once we've cleaned up most of battlefield, archers are free to charge and shoot down fleeing opponents.
@robertshein77443 жыл бұрын
How about a merchant playthrough? Going from city to city finding the most profitable items and becoming the richest man in the world?
@WiseOldBill3 жыл бұрын
The most boring playstyle as well as ironically the poorest
@ReplicatorFifth3 жыл бұрын
We love you, you magnificent Amphibian of Ambiguity!
@AntiAnathema3 жыл бұрын
Just started rewatching Mount and Blade playthroughs randomly again too, great timing
@Wilk223 жыл бұрын
To get a castle in Bannerlord you need to be a vassal of a Kingdom not a mercenary and then you will be able to participate in voting on who get a castle, most likely you will win because you dont have any.
@leolsyng3 жыл бұрын
Watching your videos is like speed running church 🙏🏻
@jessemannen67503 жыл бұрын
here's me 1 am in the MORNING after watching invincible good show btw
@fallmite94853 жыл бұрын
I love how you say hello at the start of every video
@alexanderrahl70343 жыл бұрын
"then we got bows, the longest of all weapons" *The sling will remember this*
@haydenrobbie73683 жыл бұрын
to remove 1/10th of your enemies army without taking a single lost is known as decimation
@BudMasta3 жыл бұрын
No it's not. When a Roman legion was punished it was decimated.
@haydenrobbie73683 жыл бұрын
@@BudMasta yes... but the term means to remove 1/10th of an army... wether or not it's your army or your enemies is irelevent...
@phsycopanda10563 жыл бұрын
I just started playing this and I can say without a doubt it’s easier to be an archer on a horse than to be literally anything else. Awful for hideout raids but ultimately worth it 🤷🏻♀️
@TormodSteinsholt3 жыл бұрын
This was really entertaining. The sassy commenting mixing forced enthusiasm with roasting the game engine was gold.
@yaaaboi59023 жыл бұрын
5:10 what are you doing step bandit
@KiSH98913 жыл бұрын
What are you doing? Step Bandit?
@annabaelfire21733 жыл бұрын
The video structure reminds me a lot of how The Spiffing Brit structures his. Was enjoyable to watch.
@UnkleKlumsy13533 жыл бұрын
Staya way. Father and occasional abuser of Goa Way, the mad musket-hermit of the dark mountains
@Joe-it2dh3 жыл бұрын
While sieging a castle and using a bow, along the wall where the NPC archers spawn are large containers holding arrows (12:55 to the left of your character is this object) and if you interact with it you will resupply your arrows, and I believe it also refills spears. I think there is also some barricades outside the castle that spawn with this resupply, or you can literally pick up arrows NPC's have fired and use them, even taking them out of alive and dead NPC's. I am not even joking about this.
@SirMorNo3 жыл бұрын
in the original, im pretty sure you had to swear allegiance to the ruler in order to hold property for that empire, you would be given a Ummm "starter town", looking forward to these, I was wondering how this game was coming along
@MefiMaxi3 жыл бұрын
Well, I Never knew violence could be so entertaining.
@adorensavage74963 жыл бұрын
Mount and Blade is a surprisingly nice game to watch I wouldn't mind a more long-form playthrough, either with a challenge aspect or just a normal (or modded) playthrough Though challenge series are also super fun too!
@Hollow-Eyes2 жыл бұрын
I did this without ever considering it a challenge run. The power of bows and crossbows are terrifying. I used to do this with the Rhodoks in warband all the time.
@rambochild9163 жыл бұрын
5 Days is much too long a time of a wait, the feeling of an eternity between true enjoyment.
@HauntingSpectre3 жыл бұрын
I have Onica Castle in my current play through. I was the buffer between the Western and Southern empire, and the Empress keeps trying to break down my door. I have defended from like 20 seiges at this point in that castle. I approve this spot for keeping the enemy away.
@toogee18503 жыл бұрын
"Warfare has always involved hitting people" Ah yes, indeed. I do concur indubitably.
@pilgrim_cicero42083 жыл бұрын
God I've been missing Mount and Blade Bannerlord content. I'm happy you picked it back up, it's awesome!
I would recommend a blacksmithing video. You can do some absurd things like making 100k plus value two handed swords at low level and making harpoons that sell for 250k+ out of wood and crappy metal. Once you have as much money as you want the high value weapons make great gifts to lords.
@spirithusky27683 жыл бұрын
Love your videos on mount and blade. It's very nice that you uploaded another one.
@bomjus17063 жыл бұрын
i know you made this as a meme video, but this is literally what i do when i play bannerlord lol. get recruits > suicide into looters > survivors go straight into archers.
@berentozkent59033 жыл бұрын
The part sayin' victory was hilarious. 5:20
@kyracroft7513 жыл бұрын
Please do more of these, of any videos, your commentary makes the videos 1000% times better like the moon walking dude lol
@reefer6587 Жыл бұрын
I know it's a year old video and a lot of people probably know this already but this is actually how you cheese through the game. Get only archers and then destroy even the most organized armies even when they have cav. Get into a fight then run when they get close. I have no idea if they've patched this tactic tho since I haven't played bannerlord in such a long time. I don't even know why this is in my recommendation but it was an entertaining watch.
@GIboy19903 жыл бұрын
You get around shields by using horse archers. Just f1 f2 and give your enemy formation a wide berth. Make sure your circle counter clockwise. Retreat your forces when your boys run out of arrows. Sturgians gave me the most trouble, but I was able to destroy an army of 600 with my 120 khans guards.
@AleaIactaEst20093 жыл бұрын
I have been binge watching your Rimworld content, now expanding to other content. Can I just say your voice and intellect are as good as your content? Of course I can say it and I do. :)
@devinpoissenot31843 жыл бұрын
Love mount and blade with AA's narration style. Makes for great content every time. You're great bro keep it coming
@brandonhohn2453 жыл бұрын
1:40 COME ON I WAS SO CLOSE
@FindTheFun3 жыл бұрын
I do this with the horse archers. It's so satisfying to see the enemy army just get mowed down in a hurricane of Khanate.
@Jasonwolf14953 жыл бұрын
You can't mooch a castle while a mercenary. You only get a free castle if you are sworn to them or if you take it without anyone while not serving anyone.
@Truthorfib3 жыл бұрын
Yup I thought he would've known that by now. I wanted to tell him the whole time I was watching xD
@pooperscooperscooter22483 жыл бұрын
4:58 What are you doing, step bandit?
@lamarepository2483 жыл бұрын
You don’t need to capture steppe bandits, just get regular Khuzait recruits (or aserai) and train them into horse archers. You need to buy them horses but it’s far easier in bulk than steppe bandits.
@thessjbacca51773 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love ranged and Tournaments in this game I saw the title and watched it... I soon remembered I watched it a week ago then continued to finish it. I enjoyed it again lol.
@andermedievil3 жыл бұрын
it was fun as hell in the warband mount blade hiring only nordic archers and when you have like 60 its really cool the rain of arrows against some random bandits.
@kevin9169arc3 жыл бұрын
I love this man's voice and the why he talks
@cameonkruse67343 жыл бұрын
Random inspirational/religious quotes?
@nietoattacks41503 жыл бұрын
The way and the why of his speech is a great wonder to all of us
@jaquestrap3 жыл бұрын
Personally I'm a far of the where he talks
@rollaine70563 жыл бұрын
He's christian
@squidopedia_3 жыл бұрын
Soon he and Sseth will become one
@jackedwards93623 жыл бұрын
"Then came swords, then came spears"
@robertharris60923 жыл бұрын
0:34 *angry knights catapulting dead cows into enemy towns to spread disease noises*
@deikurpg56063 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy your episodic videos, so please don't abandon that format!
@mehmetalpyel3 жыл бұрын
as a Turkish guy which is quaranteened for over two weeks that's exactly what i needed to get my mental health recover. THANKS 🙃
@blastergames13 жыл бұрын
No idea if you have done it but a Underrail playthrough from you with the concise editing and commentary would be amazing.
@crazedwarrior54963 жыл бұрын
This was good, I liked this. Factorio death world was also quite pleasing.
@calebjohnson50582 жыл бұрын
Archers, OP. Especially when you command to hold fire until the time is right
@10100viperman3 жыл бұрын
watched all 15 minutes, what an experience
@urielseptim9103 жыл бұрын
this was uploaded 6 minutes ago
@elijahmiller36703 жыл бұрын
It would be cool if you did another short series of this
@chrisb81543 жыл бұрын
Made my night seeing you uploaded. Cheers to ya.
@haachamachama73 жыл бұрын
I always played Warband like this. Maybe not as many archers, but a lot!
@andreas1337able3 жыл бұрын
" No one can touch him". Right at that moment an archer gets brutaly murdered by an arrow :D hahahaha
@Kisven3 жыл бұрын
Id like the prisoner only series to continue that one seemed like you had the most fun lol
@nathanball66193 жыл бұрын
His characters voice killed me for about 10 minutes... this is gonna be a good video XD
@zoot.5892 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love the videos!!!
@DanEraser3 жыл бұрын
7:47 that was such a sick save
@Markus-rm3zt3 жыл бұрын
Just discovered your channel, getting some Sseth vibes and I can dig it. cool videos pimp
@waffleswafflson30763 жыл бұрын
Solo challenge: Farm torunies until you are famous enough for a merc contract. Invest in horses, buy obscene supplies and join armies.
@nvrenfdabz57072 жыл бұрын
I seriously couldn't stop laughing for 16 minutes, thank you for the entertainment man. Keep it up!
@himynameisjeff3 жыл бұрын
Great videos as always, id definitely watch more of this gameplay. Keep up the great content!
@zubec_8693 жыл бұрын
Definitely post some more mount and blade I love that
@Vok25010 ай бұрын
I was promised archers only. Where are ny fian champions?!
@kalixkatt2 жыл бұрын
Id love to see more! To get a castle you either need to be a vassal, not just a mercenary. Or you can take it bott yourself (i think)
@johndymond4596 Жыл бұрын
The archer not shooting is the smartest one you have. Waiting till they got close enough to actually hit them
@PsychoGecko893 жыл бұрын
Need more. Please also do another kenshi series where you're a skeleton Torso starting in the Holy Nation somewhere.
@lordcherrymoore52523 жыл бұрын
You need to be a proper vassal to get a fief. You can formally do that at clan lvl 3. Also, you don't want a castle, they don't make enough money. You want a town.
@Sjoediboy3 жыл бұрын
Awesome to see more of this game!! Would love to see more challenges like this or maybe another cool weird Rimworld save. Thanks for the great content AA!
@aumi24167 ай бұрын
This is why I go crazy on battania archers they are the best archers in the game and when you upgrade to the fian champions they don't just have high level bow skill and 2 quivers but a 2 handed sword and a high 2 handed skill making them have the ability to block out the sun with arrows but will cut down the enemy like any infantryman
@gauklerkonig97833 жыл бұрын
Hey Ambigious, wondering why there was no Rimworld uploads came recently just to see that you played the same game as me! :D Keep this in mind: Battanian second Tier archers (highborn youth) are the absolute best archers in game... Fian Cahmpions are just elven Archers! If you manage to get 100 of them in your army, you are unstoppable. You can gain them by luck in Battanian settlements or just clearin Forest Bandits hideouts with a blunt weapon for prisoners. You need the Leadership skill at i think 225 to upgrade bandits to regular troops (Forest bandit to Fian if i remember correctly) Keep up your Work, i admire your way of commenting things and the sound of your voice. Best regards!
@anirudhvallabh4193 жыл бұрын
To get a castle or town you must be a vassal of the faction, mercenaries cannot take part in elections for a fief after a successful siege. Vassalage is possible only at clan tier 3. You're almost on the right path to cheesing xD
@Auso5722 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, horse archers using their famous strategy of staying stationary among the regular archers
@MichaelTheCelt3 жыл бұрын
This was my first playthrough in war band; but I used crossbow snipers like musket lines
@TheMegaOnyx3 жыл бұрын
*"What are you doing steppe bandits?"*
@dandychiggins72402 жыл бұрын
Another gane I didn't know... great video, super interesting UwU