*PLAYS UNO REVERSE CARD* DON'T go here: play.prisonarchitect.com/ambiguousamphibian for Prison Architect $26 for ENTIRE Total Lockdown Bundle, including ALL DLCs, including Second Chances - only $20 if you already own the base game. DON'T do it. *dabs out of sight to Paradox HQ, sipping liberally at a glass of chianti*
@WowBlankpage3 жыл бұрын
Sad moment, I already own the game
@ivan_prime3 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you -- I actually won't, because Paradox is shit, their DLC policy is shit, all the DLCs they've produced are shit and they've ruined the game after they bought it from Introversion Software with their corporate shit-taint.
@voxsq3 жыл бұрын
No.
@ivan_prime3 жыл бұрын
@@gemsolus6568 luckily for you, Paradox isn't a video game, it's shit! :D Nothing to see here, move along.
@od_akai27483 жыл бұрын
i think its time to make project zomboid all positive traits and rage virus horde mode? nobody make series like this i am waiting so long..............
@WhiteSkyfireDragon3 жыл бұрын
"I wanted to produce green energy and plant a forest, but I live in the US so I had to tell the government I was running a prison"
@kingofrivia12483 жыл бұрын
Honestly im impressed by the comment obvious yet truthful and entertaining 😂
@andrewradich70073 жыл бұрын
Imprison the Sun
@Ohflipsnap3 жыл бұрын
"We need to build a prison and have the prisoners pay for it!" Also: This prison has no prisoners...
@Taneth3 жыл бұрын
Use the prisoners for slave labour. It's in the constitution.
@beepbop65423 жыл бұрын
@@Taneth I think you're joking, but it is actually in the Constitution that the 13th Amendment doesn't apply to the government
@jackhazardous40083 жыл бұрын
The prison that only exists on paper
@ambiguousamphibian3 жыл бұрын
You have a majestic profile picture - I bow to you
@SpinalChamp2 жыл бұрын
@@ambiguousamphibian Fat Rick?
@aapjew183 жыл бұрын
Imagine giving out a grant for a prison, then checking in on the place to find a tax dodging green energy plant that is highly lucrative despite a quarter million bank loan.
@elvisfifo Жыл бұрын
Highly lucrative 🤣🤣🤣
@Trupen3 жыл бұрын
Not only did you build a prison for free, they also paid you for it :D
@ambiguousamphibian3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Mr. T
@ambiguousamphibian3 жыл бұрын
If I may call you that
@Official_Youtube_Support3 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, didnt expect to see my favorite factorio youtuber here!
@Trupen3 жыл бұрын
@@ambiguousamphibian Of course you can
@hullukana2143 жыл бұрын
Hello big T. You'll understand why if you watch Tommyinnit.
@Kajnake3 жыл бұрын
"For this challenge we start with 0 money instead of 35k" *waits until he gets 33k before he can start playing the game
@thewhale77753 жыл бұрын
He ain’t lie tho
@abluefishh84022 жыл бұрын
@@thewhale7775 yeah but it added nothing to the challenge but making his video longer
@Zinklof2 жыл бұрын
@@abluefishh8402 you say that like he made us sit through the hour he waited to get that cash 🤔
@MKETSHOW1172 жыл бұрын
@@Zinklof nah but it makes it a false challenge pretty much
@hanzcraftcz2 жыл бұрын
@@MKETSHOW117 not really. The point was getting government insentive for doing nothing :-D
@greezyhammer7643 жыл бұрын
Gives a whole new meaning to "Green" Mile.
@ambiguousamphibian3 жыл бұрын
"I could help it"
@JFinker733 жыл бұрын
*Paradox: makes a game about managing/building a prison. *Amphibian: steals money from the Sun.
@taffyadam60313 жыл бұрын
The sun is a bitch
@liquifieddonatsu14232 жыл бұрын
later but-- To be fair, Paradox didn't make this game. it was acquired by them for publishing, and like any good paradox acquired game, paradox turned it into nothing but overpriced DLC with no updates to the base game, no bug fixes, and a generally dissatisfied player-base from pre-acquisition. Which is why AA lowkey roasts it at the start of the video LOL
@nittayoshifumi82522 жыл бұрын
@@liquifieddonatsu1423*DLC EXPLOIT*
@Jakes-Journeys498 Жыл бұрын
@@liquifieddonatsu1423 awwwww you can't pay three dollars for a thirty dollar game, soooo sad.
@sekphejul4863 Жыл бұрын
@@Jakes-Journeys498 oh look, a PDX bootlicker. What's next, you gonna tell us Paradox needs that money to support the game's development even though the only thing they do with their games these days is release more and more bug riddled DLCs for them?
@OriginalBear3 жыл бұрын
Little did we know it was actually AA who was the Accountant, stuck alone in an office having nothing to do but read the financial report. Truly it is a hell of his own design.
@theosurname61013 жыл бұрын
*He* is the prisoner !!!
@casianvulpe2055 Жыл бұрын
AA anti air
@sippyboivergil91983 жыл бұрын
He was literally sponsored to commit tax evasion. This is amazing.
@ijustreview2 жыл бұрын
American Dream
@mistermidnight18232 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right for America lol
@fischlimonade2 жыл бұрын
The billionaire tactic.
@baronbrummbar86912 жыл бұрын
sounds like the democratic party .....
@videogamee60372 жыл бұрын
@@baronbrummbar8691 *a politician
@bobafute16213 жыл бұрын
Shout out to my man, Paul the workman. Dude cut down and hauled off a couple forests all by himself. All for $10 a day🤣
@hazukichanx4082 жыл бұрын
One guy plants the trees, another guy cuts them down, and a third guy takes the vast majority of the money from the sale of lumber. Gotta love that medieval-style economy we still use for some reason!
@BierBart122 жыл бұрын
@@hazukichanx408 Hey, at least the money guy tells the other two that he's protecting them from bandits and wolves!
@noahjones9833 Жыл бұрын
@@hazukichanx408 wholeheartedly agree
@fallouthirteen3 жыл бұрын
"We could make a lots of money quickly if we added a Death Row to the prison." But your the only one here.
@genericuser9843 жыл бұрын
The warden is suicidal I guess?
@kronusaerospace88723 жыл бұрын
_One less wage to pay_
@NoobWithACoolTophat3 жыл бұрын
@@kronusaerospace8872 *gott save that money*
@TheReZisTLust2 жыл бұрын
Nah, its for the Gardener
@sebby3242 жыл бұрын
Hol’ up
@yungmalaria3 жыл бұрын
Government grant guy must just look at the requests for solar grants like “yeah an eco efficient wind/solar powered field of nothing, taxpayers will sure like this”
@notaboutit35653 жыл бұрын
He’s gettin 20% under the table
@blaze4metal3 жыл бұрын
10% goes to the big guy.
@Drakid13Re3kt3 жыл бұрын
What was zoned to be a prison used solely to make green energy? Ya I love that
@totesfleisch2583 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a joke, but isnt that basically 90% of anything economy based politics these days? Taxpayer money usually ends up in dumb bs. Literally any government has this issue, someone higher up just spends a ton of money on absolute trash.
@Kath23783 жыл бұрын
Considering the wide variety of things tax money is spent on, I'd say producing green energy is one of the best possibilities. Government grant guy is doing great
@waldo25433 жыл бұрын
I am simply amazed by the fact the prison had no prisoners and there where still riots
@rainbowhamham2710 ай бұрын
those workers and trees were really upset :0
@S1ipperyJim3 жыл бұрын
I like to call this strategy the Bezos approach
@linkhidalgogato3 жыл бұрын
nah the Bezos approach would be if ur parents were rich and u got to start with half a million dollars and only then u started stealing from the people while also treating ur workers like they arent human
@dcklein853 жыл бұрын
You did it!
@purpleblah23 жыл бұрын
You pay so little in federal taxes, they actually pay YOU.
@wilihey14253 жыл бұрын
0 COSTS AND 0 HUMAN RIGHTS FOR MAXIMUM PROFIT
@dereinzigwahreRahl3 жыл бұрын
@konluci_4 It's about as possible to be self-made as it is possible to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
@pointynoodle3 жыл бұрын
This feels like what “grind/hustle” accounts think making money is like
@beau93343 жыл бұрын
“Would you rather get 1 million at once or $50 a month for the rest of your life? I’d take the $50, that’s passive income. Guess I’m built different”
@PunicLunatic3 жыл бұрын
@@beau9334if you put 1 million in a savings account that would be $10,000 a year in interest so yeah you're built different.
@pointynoodle3 жыл бұрын
@@beau9334 Where is this quote from?
@beau93343 жыл бұрын
@@pointynoodle some Twitter post my friend sent me
@beau93343 жыл бұрын
@@pointynoodle side king hustle on twitter
@iamnotawesome2273 жыл бұрын
Prison architect needs a minotaur add-on so you can build a labyrinth and prisoners can do their best to escape.
@oberreden3 жыл бұрын
Your channel has gotten exponentially better over the last 12 months. Literally the only channel who's videos I yearn for
@ambiguousamphibian3 жыл бұрын
Thanks very much! :)
@kimberlyshirley78233 жыл бұрын
I love your style of editing and commentary, man. It's always a joy to watch, no matter the game, and often feels like an experience, not just a video.
@ambiguousamphibian3 жыл бұрын
Much appreciated!
@someguy43843 жыл бұрын
I like how you took the Amazon strategy to your employee. Better wages? Nah. Better working conditions? Heck no! Your worker just needed a room to have a mental breakdown in. And by golly you gave it to him. I salute you.
@tinfoilhat32683 жыл бұрын
Jesus those worker sounds will haunt me
@theeguy90223 жыл бұрын
Ugghhh mmmm nggn
@aandyherr8173 жыл бұрын
wooh uhhh... thats why I dont get close to the workers.
@TerrorLTZ3 жыл бұрын
Tried to do Tax evasion... The gardener: And thats the time to introduce myself.
@Mekose3 жыл бұрын
I started watching your long Zomboid videos about 2 years ago and I'm amazed how much this channel and your style and skill has grown. The editing, the shtick, the concise but entertaining videos; it's *chef's kiss*. You've honed a very unique presentation and personality for your videos and I love it.
@ambiguousamphibian3 жыл бұрын
Why thanks, my friend! :)
@roihanfaiz48203 жыл бұрын
He literally turn this into power plant architect at this point
@coolsans50973 жыл бұрын
I wanna see a game like prison architect but powerplant It'd be cool
@kuva2 жыл бұрын
now thats a game i'd play
@BierBart122 жыл бұрын
Feels like it'd need some spice to be interesting, though. Like managing a power plant in a post-apocalyptic society
@jamierippingale7413 жыл бұрын
Rimmy isorrow and now mr dolphin him self all doing prison architect epic
@approximateCognition3 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, my 14th favourite game. *Architect*
@mattgreen76922 жыл бұрын
"How can I start with literally nothing and get myself into a positive feedback loop of using borrowed money to borrow more money infinitely until I hit a ceiling and the bubble pops?" Prison Architect became Global Financial System Architect real fast.
@Chanicle3 жыл бұрын
i definitely love these kinds of weird ass videos from you, where you're just having fun trying a random thing. don't worry about if they're short or not, they're always a treat from you.
@AricShadowDragon3 жыл бұрын
That worker had...a load of fun with that...wood...ok I'm done XD
@davewhispers77203 жыл бұрын
Tourist: Woah you guys have a great green energy project going on here Tour guide: Yeah naw that's a prison.
@focalpoint._3 жыл бұрын
The way this guy talks makes me think he’s a Bond villain, and honestly that fits pretty well. “The world exploited me, now I will exploit the world!”
@tomm82183 жыл бұрын
I think in all that ecstasies you forgot the actual prison, but then I remember that gardener
@michaelcarter31493 жыл бұрын
Ahh the McAfee strategy. Already know how this episode is going to end...
@magusperde3652 жыл бұрын
He will go insane ?
@brutalbri17933 жыл бұрын
***TAX EVASION*** Got me good.
@draider62113 жыл бұрын
Ludwig7
@CaptainKupo2 жыл бұрын
love how this starts so cleanly and then starts to completely fall apart
@Thelone19863 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, good ol' Monastery Simulator, oh wait...
@is0lated3 жыл бұрын
I love how AA goes from eco friendly to eco terrorist in this video.
@ilikemusic54403 жыл бұрын
I love the excessive lengths AA will go to all for our amusement. It’s like he’s challenging us to not be entertained! Magnificent
@yungdungpie9513 жыл бұрын
I have already avoided paying for the dlc through the use of legal, ethical google dropbox links that I stumble across, but I shall use the link regardless you funny philosopher man
@the-letter_s3 жыл бұрын
"stumble upon" yarr matey, i too find meself stumblin upon torrent links on the regular
@ThePunisher09953 жыл бұрын
Poirets of the world unite!
@Slada12 жыл бұрын
The game sadly got worse after Paradox acquired it :(
@ShaqNasty557 Жыл бұрын
@@Slada1 It's actually morally correct to 'Try for free' Paradox games considering the sheer amount of DLC you have to buy for each individual game. That's alot of cheeseburgers you could buy using that money
@epichero00853 жыл бұрын
dude, the editing this video was awesome plz keep it like that! :)
@ambiguousamphibian3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, my friend!
@Gustavsen7773 жыл бұрын
@@ambiguousamphibian are you using a bot voice generator? Or is it your own voice?
@trollazord58693 жыл бұрын
@@Gustavsen777 LOL its his voice
@HermitRunner3 жыл бұрын
10:00 I like that AA says install the trees like they aren’t a living being anymore xD
@sebby3242 жыл бұрын
I mean most trees are not considered as living beings in real life despite the fact they are a living organism
@quinnlee-miller97923 жыл бұрын
I feel like this game is meant to show how for profit prisons are insane
@lightlayagajoie57393 жыл бұрын
I thought it was green energy
@StellariumSound3 жыл бұрын
America: "Write that down! Write that down!"
@DesertCookie3 жыл бұрын
It would've been so easy for you to make an export room to have the logs sold automatically... yet you didn't. What a determination!
@WowieZowie1233 жыл бұрын
"insane man opens green farm behind jail while avoided tax"
@jacobhenn15043 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I just dumped 5 hours into this game last night! What perfect timing. Also, you don't need to sell each log individually. There is an "Export" room that works like the delivery room, but the opposite, which will sell logs and other products for you.
@ambiguousamphibian3 жыл бұрын
Ah thanks! I was wondering about that
@jacobhenn15043 жыл бұрын
@@ambiguousamphibian Yeah I was running real low on cash as well and I noticed you could sell the logs, and was selling them individually exactly how you were, but thought to myself "There has got to be a better way to do this, this is agonizing" and looked it up lmao
@aandyherr8173 жыл бұрын
@@jacobhenn1504 Generally speaking, If no one else is capable/able to do said work outside of guard specific things I think the Yellow vest workmen will literally carry dead bodies to herses lol they basically do it all as far as moving items around... so you DON'T need a gardner if I'm not mistaken unless it's changed. I usually have a full roaster of staff, so workmen usually don't have to do any of that. Truck delivery drivers will also unload trucks automatically slowly to prevent back-up in game, and it helps cut back from workmen's jobs. time to exploit!
@MrSlosh3 жыл бұрын
The style and editing on this one felt very 'Martincitopants' and I loved it.
@takebacktheholyland93063 жыл бұрын
They're both very hilarious frogs so It's a win-win
@jollytosty3 жыл бұрын
Quality game, Quality story, Quality frogman
@maxwell_edison3 жыл бұрын
okay so, with cell quality being added so long ago, I came up with an interesting mod idea - Someone could likely convert Prison Architect into Hotel Architect, with prisoners sentences being converted into short "hotel days".
@TheSkulleh3 жыл бұрын
Seeing the thumbnail and the start of the title I expected the rest of it to claim PA to be perfectly balanced with no exploits whatsoever.
@hazukichanx4082 жыл бұрын
Prison Architect... without the prison and most of the architecture, as well as without the starting cash. Truly, you are the premier youtuber I can think of when it comes to role-playing some narrative into single-player games. I have a cool friend who got me into doing that, incidentally. You remind me of that cool friend. Have a good one!
@z0orb3 жыл бұрын
you only need 6 (or was it 7?) of the hybrid wind, solar energy thing to fully cap electric export for a day if you completed all the award/grant thingy for green incentive
@mrlegodude96alt23 жыл бұрын
"Paradox has added so many dlcs" is a heck of a quote
@nerfmodderguy2173 жыл бұрын
That stutter when you were referencing spiffing Brit killed me with laughter XD
@jackofall23052 жыл бұрын
As working in a state prison for over 10 years I will say that Admin staff would angrily pace around woth clip boards and some how got congratulated by the commissioner and promoted for line staff doing all the work to make things happen. Pretty solid take on the government
@trash_atlife24393 жыл бұрын
So much thought was put into the intro. *Hello* So simple yet it brings a smile when i hear it
@FoxtrotYouniform2 жыл бұрын
The other lumberjacks make fun of me when I refer to it as disassembling the trees.
@wastedrhino47763 жыл бұрын
Lol at the beginning it was you working as a janitor and the prison was something you saved up for
@formanmills82113 жыл бұрын
Big McThankies from McSpankies dude, really appreciate shouting out our restaurant on your streaming platform. Be sure to check us out in Retroville, and we have another location opening up in Townsville next year. It's all thanks to our hardest working employee, Skeet. Although he's much better than your gardener, he never complained about pay cuts
@generalrubbish95132 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to pay him less in the end... but if we give him TV and a couch, he'll be distracted enough that he won't care." Local amphibian singlehandedly invents 21st century neoliberalism
@zachb17062 жыл бұрын
Yeah because wages are definitely going down.
@Kvitebjorn2572 жыл бұрын
@@zachb1706 well inflation sure as shit ain't
@DudeTheMighty2 жыл бұрын
@@zachb1706 Rising wages don't count if inflations is rising faster, my dude.
@zachb17062 жыл бұрын
@@DudeTheMighty well wages have been stable with inflation for a while. Of course this year, with the extreme inflation we've seen will probably result in lower wages - but in the years to come I expect very minimal inflation similar to 2009 and 2010
@sindicta57572 жыл бұрын
This channel is like greystillplays but with depression. I love it.
@RooSerena3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes Bernie Madoff used those tax strategy's but it turns out insider trading in prison is very different
@Mimirai3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is his voice somewhat similiar to Sseth's voice? Like, slightly less deeper, but... The way ambiguousamphibian plays his games... It's brilliant.
@clarkedawe34643 жыл бұрын
From that intro I got the impression you despise paradox
@ianhammock45642 жыл бұрын
"Loan approval is laughably easy in this world, and everyone just accepts low wage. It's like 2008 all over again." Didn't expect social commentary in this video, but ngl it was pretty funny.
@UncleWermus3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for introducing me to Maurice Pavel's Bolero.
@ambiguousamphibian3 жыл бұрын
Ah culture +1
@redphantom66433 жыл бұрын
amphibian: we're gonna hire more workman, because i value my time. also amphibian: 2:02
@kingfroggo51553 жыл бұрын
Man AA I’m loving this new editing style keep up the good work
@ambiguousamphibian3 жыл бұрын
Thanks King
@kingfroggo51553 жыл бұрын
@@ambiguousamphibian btw I wish you a great day
@narutosayan99253 жыл бұрын
It somewhat reminds me of "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER"
@RandomHandleLol17383 жыл бұрын
I enjoy this new style of editing
@zangetsudx13 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is, this video shows how the Government actually operates.
@gamesthatiplay90832 жыл бұрын
Speaking of 2008 and borrowing $250k, my friend working somewhere for like $6.50 an hour was able to get that big of a loan for a house. Then later that year the bank crash happened.
@Aquaudio3202 жыл бұрын
Great video and show of how with a little but of work no prisoners are needed
@JayEmGe Жыл бұрын
1. Max out prisoner intake 2. Build just one holding cell, open it up. 3. Build guard towers surrounding the cell. 4. Initiate shoot to kill. 5. Profit.
@Cobenop3 жыл бұрын
If all of you dont know ambiguous amphibian had a twitch and also an alternate youtube showing vods. Im just a fan but I wish somebody told me this earlier so here it is. Good luck amphibian brothers.
@kapturethebacon49223 жыл бұрын
These videos are truly a surreal paradise
@kristofermccormack63 жыл бұрын
Bringing a whole new shadier meaning to green scheme
@willjoyce50132 жыл бұрын
I like that the accountant in essence decided to pay themselves less as they handle it
@incompleteriver7702 жыл бұрын
11:25 that sounds awfully lot like a Ponzi scheme. Perfect
@JohnThrax5553 жыл бұрын
Bro this is awesome, i love watching these in the daytime and at night your voice just puts me too sleep lol. Best of both worlds
@Issicra2 жыл бұрын
His scorn for the gardeners makes me chuckle
@snajker67382 жыл бұрын
ambiguousamphibian:i value my time also ambiguousamphibian: waits an hour to get some money
@jonathanlucas94313 жыл бұрын
That was beyond enjoyable I feel like I was just educated on something green. I don’t know what I just watched but I yes.
@lightningstrike201112 жыл бұрын
Your vidoes are so entertaining. Would love to see a vid on the Undead add-on for this game. Thanks!
@vanessathomas96413 жыл бұрын
This has got to be the most accurate and realistic "how to get rich" video I've ever seen
@ergile1723 жыл бұрын
Wow I remember watching your zomboid videos a decent while ago, glad to see you're still around pumping out new stuff, love ya man
@haachamachama73 жыл бұрын
Btw, if you build an export zone, you don't have to manually sell all the wood, workers will haul it to the export zone, so you can have an infinite automatic lumber farm. Not sure why they even have a "Sell" option from clicking wood, feels like you should HAVE to export it lol
@trooperrd2 жыл бұрын
This is one way to get the D.B. Cooper achievement, and that concerns me.
@justjackorwhatever2 жыл бұрын
ambiguousamphibian: make a prison? nah ambiguousamphibian: mke a powerplant? hell yea
@MeNowDealWIthIt2 жыл бұрын
"Hey, how's your prison coming along?" "Prison? Oooohhh, prison! I thought you said solar farm."
@alexanderbankowski56172 жыл бұрын
"I don't understand why I have to pay $600/day" boss shit
@tristn93 жыл бұрын
@5:45 im fuckin dying laughing lmfao. Basically "we took 130k and turned it into 90k"
@xiloscient33353 жыл бұрын
wow these videos just keep getting better and better
@Todija3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, being a criminal that locks away other criminals
@claiminglight2 жыл бұрын
Keep an eye out for Pardox's next game, Industrial Starving Boy. In the game you have to beg, borrow or steal every day just to feed and shelter yourself, augmented only by a passive salary of 20,000 dollars a minute, a waypoint system, a self-playing mode that can't be turned off, a copy of Nintendo Power that tells you where everything is, and an audio recording of that Nintendo Power, so you don't have to read.
@T1G3R0093 жыл бұрын
you can tell he had a blast editing this
@XenoTravis2 жыл бұрын
How he says 'ah day' is really satisfying and I don't know why....
@greydeckard22423 жыл бұрын
I love your humor with all the energy of automated speech 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@purplefreedom16313 жыл бұрын
Build a factory that supplies all the corrupt major companies with green power generation... also don't forget to dump the production waste into a river or something I suggest the Cuyahoga river
@SgtChip3 жыл бұрын
And then we set it on fire, thirteen times.
@jakg43 жыл бұрын
worker: what why are you firing me? @UCSDiMahT5qDCjoWtzruztkw: money money
@Doctorgeo73 жыл бұрын
Now all you need is a tea brand to sponsor you, and then you can be the SpiffingAmphibian