Bao's Digital Footprint is UNSALVAGEABLE

This was just the tip of the iceburg
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This video's intention was to be entertaining. All jokes were made purely to be funny, nothing else. Thumbnail and video contain no bad words, and is fully censored

[@friendlyhobo6483]

Bao’s kids never even had a chance at having a normal school life and they aren’t even born yet.

[@damnu16]

Bro, their social life got assassinated before they were even a fertilized egg

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

I don't think normies take kindly to werewolf and fishmen students...

[@Skyver24]

Kids? You mean her litter of wolf pups

[@stechuskaktus3577]

@@FriendlyArchpriest I imagen an unfortante mermaid:Head to waste its whale, from waste to toe its human...

[@damnu16]

@@Skyver24 Honestly, I could live my life as a werewolf I thought about it now I might I just might

[@ivanbluecool]

Honestly after the wolf man disaster nothing is off the table for bao

[@SpindlyJohnny]

Nothing about her surprises me anymore. 😂

[@TheFabulousGravyTrain]

Wolfmangate, The Great Wolfman Kerfuffle, The Wolfman Hulabaloo

[@solidmoon8266]

Ya that was absolutely wild

[@AlexorPwnsAll]

It was my first experience to her totally down horrendous nature. Little did I know it was only the tip of the iceberg.

[@jeffington1224]

What in the actual fuck, how is it possible to reach this depth of downbadmess?

[@SwashBuklr]

The bar is not low because there is no bar anymore. Its been burned to dust by the earths core.

[@solidmoon8266]

It clocked Satan on the way down, dude's had a concussion for the past month😂

[@LecherousLizard]

@@solidmoon8266 Went so far down it tripped Todd Howard while he was dancing limbo with the devil.

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

Insert the smiling friends “I don’t think we can save them” meme😂

[@ericgolightly8450]

I love these replies

[@campernocamping1]

Bar is so low it's in a different time zone.

[@shimmyking4]

if Bao ever gets into a relationship i can only imagine people are going to look at the guy like he's going off to war; with pride in their hearts and the very real possibility that he's never coming back

[@LastHCompany]

o7 God Bless. That man better have an ironclad pelvis and the patience of a saint.

[@fongjasper8206]

​@@LastHCompany especially if that mf has any kind of merch that's related to wolfs or any animal

[@grimmashley8422]

Honestly Bao probably has the most genuine and honest Twitter account of any celebrity

[@budgetcommander4849]

It's like those kids on Instagram who don't realise everyone can see their thirst comments but she knows

[@Afrochilla]

After you've seen her barking on all fours for Blaidd in vr chat you eventually stop being surprised

[@BlueLoveYT]

Bao’s digital footprint is gonna be studied like ancient dinosaur fossils someday

[@michaelmoses8745]

Watch Bao's digital footprint be in future archeologist classes related to the internet. Those poor students.

[@ZyphyrBloodveil]

Bao truly is gods most accursed soldier.

[@Rytonic69]

Men: Ugh, I wish women were more direct with their thoughts Women being direct with their thoughts

[@trawll8659]

If more women were like Bao we wouldn't have as much marital arguments about the wife thinking something and expecting the husband to just read her mind.

[@pureheartspassionarts]

@@trawll8659 If more women were like Bao it would be impossible to have an argument because every time you would get mad your wife would just start taking her clothes off and begging you to scold her more. XD

[@apophis7712]

​@@trawll8659 Lot of husbands are already insecure about their sizes. Imagine them getting compared to giant wolfmen 😂

[@JerseyHan]

"I will never let Numi be happy" is such a wild line 😂

[@petercooper456]

Bao is a very special existence.

[@JohnSmith-xq1pz]

I don't think I'm brave enough to even imagine Bao's browser history...

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Unsalvageable also describes Bao’s sanity

[@12-gaugeshotgundude24]

"Just think about what I did during peak puberty." PAUSE...

[@cilency]

Honestly I respect it, this woman is more free and open about herself than a lot of people are.

[@AnimationLOL-p]

Sometimes is too much

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

There's a difference between being open and being horny

[@ibigfire]

​@@AnimationLOL-pNaw, you just don't understand what it's like to not be as restrained as you are. She's not held back by prudishness as much as most, it's to be respected for sure.

[@StarboyXL9]

@@AnimationLOL-p Only if you're weak

[@undertheredhood0323]

2:00 Sorry Bao, but Shadow only loves Latinas

[@michaelmoses8745]

Ironmouse said thicc thighs make dick rise.

[@ivanbluecool]

Bao: I'm not a hag Also boa: but i want to be with one so badly

[@amon582]

I may be a degenerate, but at least I’m not unhinged like Bao😂

[@LecherousLizard]

Tbh, I have no idea what kind of life Bao could've led when she was going through puberty. Well, I got two options: 1. Either she was the soccer team's favourite girl... for about a week before they started running away in terror when they saw her or 2. She was so busy gooning at home she never seen a man that wasn't her father until she was, say, 18. I don't think anything in between is on the table here.

[@Zenobiwan]

If Bao ever decided to quit streaming and get a regular 9-5 job, the recruiters who'd conduct background checks on her would need therapy afterwards

[@MrHidePatten]

Numi: “I’m straight you guys” Also Numi: “ladies, who wants to kiss?”

[@Chaerea_Carmin-Slaanesh_Chosen]

Her footprint is like that of a reactor meltdown, and will have the same consequences

[@ZarynScribbles]

I did not expect to see Saren's art but ALSO Bao has GREAT taste

[@aaronmay6999]

I feel like I can't get away from Bao's thirst no matter how hard I try.

[@Charison22]

Not even a second in and I ALREADY need to go step outside to touch the grass and get some fresh air. And probably call my mother and father.

[@thewangdynasty256]

1:05 oh- my goodness dawg what sort of poetic eloquence experience and pondering could ever conceive such an absolutely- nah HAHAHA

[@Zenith-zb8op]

“The bar was so low it was a tripping hazard in Hell, and yet, here you are, playing Limbo with the Devil.”

[@fiyahquacker2835]

I feel like it was salvageable before her first post.

[@InkyTheIdiot]

Bao doing Bao things

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

Insert the smiling friends “I don’t think we can save them” meme😂

[@ShozubonGG_2426]

honestly? good for her. i look up to this woman atp.

[@stephonwalker5425]

If whoever Bao gets with in the future somehow manage to "fix" her, they must be a angel God sent down to stop her before she breaks the barrier of sanity.

[@archdiangelo7930]

Bao doesn't have a digital footprint, she has a digital Yamcha crater

[@sugoistalin7809]

This is following her for her entire life. She will never be able to run away from all of this shit.

[@akaRDJC]

bao has dive so far down shes just going up

[@MCSorry]

This is why VTubers need to NEVER show their face or IRL appearance. She'll never be able to get a job if she ever quits VTubing.

[@chris52209]

bao has done multiple IRL streams

[@LecherousLizard]

I dunno, man. It doesn't feel like she'd want a job different than being a stay-at-home mom of an entire soccer team.

[@MCSorry]

@@chris52209 I know, and that's why I'm saying it's a bad move.

[@wolfman210]

I mean most vtubers aren't as unhinged as Bao. She's...unique.

[@Noooiiiissseee]

The fact that people censor themselves because they're terrified they might not get a job in the future is so weird and sad.

[@nickvangeel]

Twitter was a mistake

[@imperialguardproductions]

Ok. That's enough internet for today.

[@rkade1486]

I was looking at chat, one of them said "I wanna go home". A TWITCH chat said this.

[@undead_corsair]

How can someone have so little shame?

[@florgenhorgen3124]

Dear god

[@ericgolightly8450]

Dear God is right

[@shadowknight9345]

There's more....

[@popsicleman1834]

​@@shadowknight9345 no!

[@John-fo4wp]

Still better than Phase Connect The best coffee company on earth

[@c-puff]

Thank you Bao for all the out of context clips to send people I could ever want

[@DKaiju7]

She's such an entertaining specimen, no?

[@MK-pf8ki]

Whenever one of these unhinged clips gets recommended, i know it is time to get off the internet and correct my ways. >Happens once every couple of weeks. Ty for reminding me!

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Bao is so freaking funny

[@truekaiser1289]

With each Bao release, so does our sanity(or what's left of it)

[@rewto5131]

Wait, you still had sanity?

[@nyancat1832]

Ngl this is the kinda dork I'm into

[@mszuala]

Whenever i think my life is going bad,i think of how down bad and atrocious Bao is and knowing i will never be that low, that makes me go on.

[@Mrbuffman]

doing all this but to shy to va in something spicy

[@ottovonnekpunch1268]

Bao, Let me say one thing: "The Internet NEVER forgets"!

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

2:50 POV: Chandler with the *DIE* shirt 😂😂😂

[@whitegoat1089]

I jokes about Bao'lakor 2 months ago, I didn't know it was gonna came true.

[@Iris0331]

I can't take this anymore, how can a person be like this? I must study her brain to find out what's wrong with her

[@rewto5131]

Too much

[@sonicplys64]

Absolutely unhinged and out of control

[@donzapatero4808]

Bao is definitely goonmaxing

[@NorthzYT]

And she lambasts chat during her IRL streams xD

[@idkmehboi1972]

What in the hell did i just watch

[@rewto5131]

Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?

[@idkmehboi1972]

@rewto5131 wait why would I need a box

[@jennih261]

this is th opposite of rescue whale!

[@xWatexx]

It’s a good thing she’s successful as a streamer

[@arimareirose]

Ojousama 😌 Bless that big, beautiful, cursed brain of yours ✨🙂‍↔️✨

[@dairygecko]

1:05 aw fuck no

[@stavik96]

1:50 based af.

[@_splinky_]

3:27 I love how she paused for a full second

[@Gia_Flash]

i miss the person i was 1 minute ago

[@raptormaverick4774]

Chat, we can still.. Actually forget it never mind

[@tommy.eklund]

Tbf some of the tweets are downright impressive

[@feathersigil2048]

Bao herself is unsalvageable and I think she wouldn't have it any other way.

[@thatcleverfox]

Nah, this is an elephant’s foot

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

If Bao ever decides to quit being a Vtuber 100% & go for a job, she has to *completely disassociate from her Twitter account as Bao the Whale,* lest her new job trues to see how she is online. 😂😅

[@sissyphus2926]

Shes the realest in the game

[@osz494]

There's no way out of this one...

[@Monte_Carlo451]

You try to salvage bao? She is as down bad as deep as mariana trench and she is unfixable as titanic as well

[@NoOneuwu-uv9fj]

It would explain why Bao goons on everthing if her (…) is actually a demon

[@Soidecidedtotypethislonghandle]

'...from earth' part, why is that a feature?

[@Barnalicus]

I’m so fucking cooked man everything she does makes me love her more

[@truffings3351]

I think this video demonstrates the exact reason why she doesn’t get play 💀

[@truffings3351]

She’s more cooked than a steak 💀💀💀

[@0wl_777]

Should Bao run for president, her opponents will have ammo for months

[@LecherousLizard]

Months? They wouldn't run out of ammo even if she became a president for life. And I'm not counting the things she'd say or do AFTER getting elected here.

[@thedotgiver2820]

. (that’s a lot)

[@DaniMartVTen]

So, originally, I was going to comment a joke that the only way to delete Bao's internet history is to literally turn the keys that erase the internet, but then I realized that mega companies like those owned by Elon Musk probably have immune back-up copies of everything, so they'll Noah's Ark all the online cringe we wrote for future archeologists to quote for articles on.

[@AngellishV]

Ok ban Bao

[@jamesjdog]

BanBao

[@verdatum]

BAN BAO.

[@minecraftreports]

unfixable

[@purplelotus531]

wtf

[@ethanhansen2102]

Wtf

[@wii3564]

ban bao

[@K28aaa]

This is why I don't like watching Vtubers But I do anyways