Bao Sings Baolifornia Girls to Vienna

[@derpedfox]

"14 forklift not even an inch" "A whale's been beached, I'm obese" truly a lyrical genius

[@CCGonYouTube]

lol

[@JohnSmith-of2gu]

I love how Vienna is clearly trying to vibe to the beat but has to periodically stop in bafflement at just what Bao is singing. This is the most blursed thing to come out of western vtubing this year.

[@SnowBlitz7]

If Filian's vtuber awards had a most insane vtuber or most curaed vtuber Bao would win

[@Jeremo-FD]

Vienna deserves credit for vibing to a beat that isn't playing.

[@20tailedcatifailedthat]

I love how shes vibing and just stops and like looks at bao with concern for a moment 😂

[@PaulReyes-qj1wn]

especialy when bao says "plap plap plap, get pregnant by c**k" lol

[@snowfloofcathug]

My favourite part of the whole song is at 3:31 where I'm pretty sure she's just losing it laughing (if I'm judging the eyes correctly) on mute

[@bebop_557]

It has the same exact energy as Sacha Baron-Cohen fucking with Bono in the ending song for Bruno

[@smpandlox]

Bao is beyond cursed, but man if she isn’t creative.

[@rogershaftly6976]

She's definitely one of the funniest vtubers, lol

[@mroxkral7276]

​​@@rogershaftly6976I mean it depends a lot in your type of humor, I'm not that fond of the cock and balls haha funny KEKW! type of humor. But even I can enjoy watching her streams quite a bit, she is indeed very creative.

[@krabat_souza]

ngl her AI voice sounds more real then her actual voice, i sware if this sounds like AI xd

[@seneca983]

Did she write these lyrics herself or was it her chat?

[@Kyriesosa11]

@@seneca983She had help from chat

[@Arashi_Raiden_Alt]

...we can't fix her.

[@dusk2308]

yea cause she's perfect XD

[@zerosorigin8387]

No but we can make her worse.

[@итутнанегоупалкирпич]

Who said that this was an objective

[@mekich08]

Not just i but WE

[@J221.]

Good

[@DudeBroMan]

I love how Vienna just stopped at the realisation of Bao saying the "plap plap plap"...

[@vidyastuff3509]

The little pauses of Vienna being horrified for a second before just rolling with it again really make it complete.

[@groerhahn225]

I sometimes forget that Bao can sing like a popstar lmao Good thing she's putting her talent to good use

[@DaltonYoung-jn4ll]

I misread this so badly

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

​@@DaltonYoung-jn4ll well she did do all that moaning on that public train in Japan...

[@dodsa8907]

​@@DistractedGlobeGuyhuh?

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@dodsa8907 remember Yuzu's drunk stream? Where she asked if she could "tongue-punch" Nihmune's "fart-box"?

[@dodsa8907]

@@DistractedGlobeGuy HUH?!?! (No I don't think I was there when that happenedp

[@GurinObservationArchive]

The breedable line goes surprisingly hard

[@bigships]

💀

[@summer7603]

"Plap plap plap, get pregnant by c***" 🤣 very creative indeed

[@Haggis-Giggles4692]

plap plap plap

[@bobdagno4036]

Every verse I think it can’t get any more unhinged. And then it does.

[@sefirot57]

1:08 & 3:26 Love that Vienna face going like *"wait... wtf?"* XD

[@ulrickts]

You can see the exact frame when she realizes fully what she's in for.

[@DadrCVpR]

Also one more at 1:55, that one just.... yeah

[@meetjeric]

Plap plap

[@Ov3rmind1]

I wasn’t expecting full length let alone the rap breakdown. 😂😂

[@toadguy5752]

Better than Demondice 💀

[@flashpone7910]

@@toadguy5752no one asked

[@H3cJP]

@@toadguy5752 bruh

[@christophermoore6110]

It was clean too!😂

[@Egg-n3d]

14 forklifts not even an inch is an unbelievably hard bar.

[@WooHooLadttv]

Finally a good vtuber song 👍👏

[@ninjaeddy1717]

It really is the best one

[@owlblocksdavid4955]

Here I come, a mega idol..!

[@Ragnell123]

This really made me notice how good Vienna’s eye tracking is

[@jennynguyen586]

Lyrics, I listened to it on repeat but I could've misheard some words: [Intro] Greetings, Baoble Let's take a journey [Verse 1] I know a place Where the blueberries are bigger Warm, wet, and wild There must be somethin' in the water Sippin' blubber juice Crushing underneath my caboose (Yer done) The boys break their necks Tryna creep a little sneak peek (Fat ass) [Pre-Chorus] You could swallow the world But nothing comes close to the Baoble bloat Once you inflate my butt You'll be farting with lust Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh [Chorus] Baolifornia girls, we're so inflatable Diabetes, dented on top Stretched-mark skin, so hot we'll melt your monitor Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Baolifornia girls, we're so unsinkable Sonar pings, hey where's the door knob Baoble represent, now put your hands up Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh [Verse 2] Roll on the beach We don't mind sand in our belly bulge We eat till I queef *car honks* Christian singles on the stereo, oh, oh [Pre-Chorus] You could ligma the world But nothing comes close to my big folds Once you dine in with us You'll be growing a chub Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh [Chorus] Baolifornia girls, we're so insatiable Heart disease, baokinis popped off Triple-chin so hot, we'll slorp your glorbsicle Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Baolifornia girls, we're so immovable 14 forklifts, barely an inch Big mac represent, now put your hands up Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh [Verse 3 - Breakdown] Big, round, blue, and ready Turn it up 'cause I'm gettin' heavy Wild, wide, can't be towed These are the girls I love the most I mean the ones, I mean like she's the ton Feed her, breed her, squeeze her buns She blocks the sun She fills the streets, a whale's been beached I'm obese Need to feast at the buffet, now I'm at Chick-fil-A Numi's peach in Plum Springs Dinnertime is everything Homeboys eatin' out All my rolls, spillin' out Blueberries, strawberries, and kiwis Baoberries, Burger King, Dairy Queenie Wendy's, my lady (Yeah) Whatsa matter, baby (Uh-huh) I'm inside of ya 'Cause you have to stay at Baolifornia [Chorus] Baloifornia girls, we're just so breedable Plap plap plap, get pregnant by cock Blood pressure so hot, we'll clog your ventricle Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Baolifornia girls, we'll crush your toilet bowl Thunder thighs, we'll cause aftershocks Richter 6.9 Now pull your pants down Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh [Outro] Baolifornia Baolifornia girls Baolifornia Baolifornia Girls Meow meow meow meow

[@mekich08]

Jejak

[@hermanrampersant5424]

❤❤❤

[@CCGonYouTube]

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@NatureXwars]

Vienna's just so damn cute trying to vibe along lol ☺️

[@lenieldelatorre480]

my eyeballs became flat as paper looking at your Bao Berry Art

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Mine-admittedly-started bleeding. I’m going to go see a doctor now

[@monokomomo4977]

be happy theres no bao berry model for her to use on stream....YET

[@sneakretster]

@@monokomomo4977 🗿

[@lenieldelatorre480]

@@monokomomo4977 there's one now I'm afraid

[@hamsteratemyhomework618]

Time traveler from 1812: "Say friend, what does 'we'll slorp your glorpsicle' mean?"

[@tanith117]

Time Traveler from 3026: Choom, I aint got a Frakking clue what she puttin down.

[@tacticool_weeb8450]

It means we all going to hell 🫥😂

[@irora1902]

2:52 These lyrics are genius Also Vienna’s reaction is perfect

[@naruarthur]

bao singing is so cute but the lyrics... and i love how vienna keeps going to -vibing to the music- to -wtf is that!-

[@cuddlequeen3225]

This is now my favourite song. She performed it so well.

[@matiasmacchiavello]

At this point Bao will create the entire Baomerica

[@Battfro]

Like A Party In The Bao-S-A?

[@phos4us]

I love how Vienna occasionally stops to question what Bao says

[@ikaros9727]

KZbin just asks me "If this what you were looking for?" Of course I gave it the best rating

[@Kata_Taka]

This was my first introduction to Bao and it couldnt have been better.

[@CJBooks4]

Same here😅

[@AaronThe3Dman]

Lol....first time? Enjoy the ride bros

[@Kata_Taka]

@@AaronThe3Dman well about a month and a half in it's been a ride catching up and such hahq

[@kamaussie]

I sung this to my wife and now I'm getting a divorce.

[@Krimsonkouhai]

At least you'll have a funny divorce story to tell.😂😂

[@Spiderella3959]

She was weak. This song is personally my mating call, I sing it on the shore as if I were a siren trying to attract males into my lair. So far no success, so ig guys don't often like singing praise to roundness either 😢

[@farvadafatazz2274]

Hearing her sing the oh oh ohs in the chorus is the cutest fucking thing!

[@roomies_l0v3r]

the way vienna is just sitting there vibing but she has to pause because bao said some outta pocket shit is what makes them the best duo

[@psychopathicgaming3279]

This is so cursed yet it goes hard wtf

[@gunmandoo]

Dying at "Christian singles on the stereo," "Sonar pings, hey where's the doorknob?" and "14 forklifts, barely an inch."

[@bahamutprime1159]

Bao is FULLY BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR.

[@whatthehellcosplay5240]

Played this for my therapist, 10/10.

[@wedgewizard5429]

I love the creativity and the energy. Also taking the time and energy to do the entire song, just amazin'. This version of this song gets stuck iny head all the time and I listen at least once a day. Chef's kiss! 💋❤👌

[@PleasantLeech]

I made the mistake of taking a drink during this and then Bao said we'll splort your blorpsicle and i almost died 😂

[@firstnamelastname8006]

“Stretched marked skin so hot, will melt your monitor…” bruh. That’s brilliant!

[@venomark7883]

I was vibing with her song until the chorus kicked in 🤣🤣🤣

[@dreamisover9813]

Now those lyrics are ... something. Great performance, haha

[@fishbaitx]

I found out about this masterpiece because of a projekt melody media share 😂

[@KookyCody]

Omg this song's so funny, also every time Vienna stops dancing to go "Ayo wtf?!?" 🤣

[@ottovonnekpunch1268]

Unhinged AF, Bao! Highest compliment EVER!

[@Stonehenge-Man]

Gotta admire her dedication to the cringe

[@H3cJP]

at least for me it wasnt so cringe just because of vienna vibing

[@TinoNate]

Bring me back into summer vibe 96

[@ralph9989]

Yes 🤣

[@TinoNate]

@@ralph9989 😂😂

[@Manuuu0810]

The song that lives rent free in my head 24/7

[@CCGonYouTube]

same

[@xandred_bass1011]

I think this song perfectly sums up Bao's personality

[@ishirotanaka]

3:23 ProjektMelody brought me here

[@SPCNY88]

Same

[@flameosaurus1832]

Baolifornia with the science team

[@CCGonYouTube]

Same

[@lenieldelatorre480]

You 'll empty Numi's Plum Tree in one inhaling

[@manoftherainshorts9075]

I love how she gets " o aoaoaoao " part wrong in terms of tune, it's even funnier this way 🤣

[@cuddlequeen3225]

I keep playing this on repeat. It is so good😊

[@michaelkata2342]

The song was catchy and well written...but good lord woman what is going on in the head of yours?

[@mauriciomeireles1210]

Either too much or nothing at all... No in between

[@Mrcapo100]

This is living rent free in my brain. If she was using a voice changer and a different model I'd still know this is Bao. Not many other vtuber would come up with this.

[@TheOnlyBiodude]

YUR DONE is such a tasteful and creative touch to this song.

[@grimmashley8422]

I’m genuinely curious how long it took Bao to write this absolute messy spectacle of a song

[@unknownvariable2456]

why does her voice and these lyrics fit better than the actual original song lyrics and vocals?

[@Renovartio]

cause katy perry sucks

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Because it comes from tge deepest, greasiest pits of her severely overtaxed little heart.

[@GenshinLover283]

I don't know and that scares me

[@unknownvariable2456]

@@Renovartio Well THAT came outta left field. Did your emailed marriage proposal get left unread or something? XD

[@patchworkboy87]

A song of culture, for certain

[@cuddlequeen3225]

Vienna didnt realize what she signed up for.

[@minunmitzylinder2894]

0:55 she told us but we didn't listen

[@thesalvadorianwarrior798]

I think I love this song.

[@davidp3727]

This soo ... beautiful single tear runs down Cheek

[@Kitsune-Sage]

Vienna jamming the whole time got me jamming with her

[@wteverisgud]

This song has grown on me so fast, i love it.

[@Merkthesherksensei]

iv listened to this like 10 times now

[@music79075]

This and Pippa the Rippa are truly Vtubing

[@rikustorm13]

Ok yeah, we uh... I don't think we can fix her bois...

[@alcole-holic8779]

I can’t believe I only just now found this, this is absolutely insane and I love it

[@Foxfire-xq5ij]

Certified classic. Imma gonna need a remastered edition.

[@dnwm82]

“Yer done” 😂💀

[@AngellishV]

I unironically like the t shirt Bao is wearing.

[@Tryagain681]

That slaps so hard it got caseoh moving 😂❤

[@petercooper456]

I love this song, I don’t know why and probably never will but it’s amazing

[@lenieldelatorre480]

Jab-Bao the Hutt

[@Daniel199816]

Non ironically downloaded it and put it on my spotify playlist lol

[@jake_from_state7143]

The three wolves shirt just awakened primal memories from 2009.

[@abyswolf23]

The fact this was dmca music is there mode important

[@NaiseiTatsu]

I've listened to this work of art five times now.

[@DarukaEon]

Now I need a 3D-rendered inflated Bao doing the Friday the 13th dance thing. Maybe not even the full thing. Just does a couple of moves, then just gasps for air.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

The Crispin Glover one?

[@pokedude104]

This is simultaneously the best and worst song that's ever been stuck in my head

[@suravian666]

Why Am I adducted to listening to this song... Seriously I have listened 20 to 30 times in a couple days It's stuck in my head

[@Garl_Vinland]

She even did the Snoop Dogg bit

[@cuddlequeen3225]

Snoop would be proud of those verses you laid down.

[@CCGonYouTube]

o7

[@hiroshidesmeyter3323]

I need this on my Spotify 😂

[@1wolftank]

Straight to the music playlist

[@Saradomusic6402]

Vienna questioned several lyrics through this… but at moments, she was actually enjoying it…

[@MasterLiftingYT]

This should be a soundtrack

[@the_lightning_king8181]

as someone who never properly heard the original, my brave has saved these lyrics with this beat, and its truly cursed

[@RavenHexKiII]

I have never wanted to unhear something more in my life

[@FFXfever]

Here's the lyrics to this piece masterpiece: Greetings Baoble. Let's take a Journey; I know a place, where the blueberries are bigger. Warm, wet and wild, there must be something in the water. Sipping blubber juice, crushing underneath my caboose (you're done). The boys break their necks, trying to creep a little sneak peek (phat ass). You could swallow the wo-orld, but nothing comes close to the baoble float. Once you inflate my bu-utt, you'll be farting with lust uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Baolifornia girls were so inflatable, diabetes dented on top, Stretch marks, skins so hot, will melt your monitor uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Baolifornia girls were so unsinkable, sonar pings, hey where's the door knob, Baoble represent, now put your hands up uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Rock on the beach, we don't mind sand in our belly bulge, We eat till I queef, Christian singles on the stereo (oh oh). You can let model whirl, but nothing comes close to my big fat folds, Once you dine in with us, you'll be growing a chub uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Baolifornia girls were so insatiable, heart disease, baokinis popped off, Triple chins so hot, will scorch your glopsicle uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Baolifornia girls were so immovable, 14 forklifts barely an inch, Big Mac represent, now put your hands up uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Big round, blue and ready, turn it up cause I'm getting heavy, Wide, wide, can't be towed, these are the girls I love the most. I mean like ones, I mean like she's a ton. Feed her, breed her, squeeze her bun. She blocks the sun, she fills the street. A whale's been beached. I'm obese. Needs to feast at the buffet, Now I'm at chick-fille. Numi's peach in plum springs. Dinner time's everything. Home boy eating out, all my roes spilling out. Blueberries, strawberries and kiwis, barberries, Burger King, Dairy queens, Wendys, my lady yeah. What's the matter baby, uh huh, I'm inside of yah, cause you're at the state of Baolifornia. Baolifornia girls were just so breedable, clap clap clap, get pregnant by cock. Blood pressure so high, will clog your ventricle, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Baolifornia girls will crush your toilet bowl, thunder thigh will cause after shock. Richter 6.9, now pull your pants down, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Baolifornia, Baolifornia girls. Baolifornia, Baolifornia girls. Meow meow meow meow.

[@sir.grumpypawson6598]

i remember doing that kind of thing in highschool music class

[@MasterLiftingYT]

Her sister is proud😂

[@Judgekal87]

bao killed it lol

[@Web_2567]

When the doctor diagnoses me with diabetes instead of Baolifornian inflation:

[@Kriakye2435]

Beautiful

[@LilithGraveheart]

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life holy fucking shit dude 😭😭

[@shrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator]

I just realized the "door nob" at 1:32 is from last years NNN and yes: Questionable knowlage O.o

[@rocknexus5749]

1:50 the double take in viennas model bruh

[@crizman7032]

architect bros can't stop winning

[@lenieldelatorre480]

every seats go fear for their lives once they see you takin' up two to sit one cheek

[@lenieldelatorre480]

dine with you? Bao I'll just become a guest to a mukbang and I don't eat I just watch you empty the whole table in one sitting

[@Person-sf7ql]

Amen

[@BLeePrit]

So how long until Numi is forced to cover this on stream.

[@Zeburt]

This is... something. I don't know if I've been blessed or cursed lol