Barbie vs. Bratz

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[@augusthawley5504]

stop this Penelope slander... the reason they didn't fly away years ago was because Penelope couldn't fly. We'll be expecting a formal apology on the virgin podcast immediately.

[@maxx6068]

wait then how could she fly at the end??

[@floraslife8789]

@@maxx6068 she practiced it and got good at it

[@SignFromAngels]

I hate that I knew that and thought of it immediately

[@lilichong7941]

I LOVE YOU 😂

[@saraali9631]

@@maxx6068 her dad taught her (pretty sure)

[@emilyrose2844]

i feel like the detail in the bratz animation was 99% focused on making their hair as shiny as humanly possibly and 1% focused on everything else

[@jocelyn.__.]

their hair is literally one of the 2 things i ever focus on. it literally is so satisfying.

[@lemonstarofficial]

Ok

[@VividDayDream]

@@jocelyn.__. The second thing you focus on?

[@jocelyn.__.]

@@VividDayDream their fashion/outfits lmao

[@reydraws1510]

As someone who was an avid barbie watcher growing up. The Weasel is not an outlier. Almost every barbie movie has a horny evil animal sidekick. He's not even the only one who moans!

[@bribri4462]

nonono who else is there

[@kyrumptionmakeup8197]

Horrifying news thank you

[@zyerkos]

@@bribri4462 preminger the human

[@basementdwellercosplay]

​@@zyerkosthat implies he's the sidekick, not the main villian. Is his dog the main villian 🤯

[@cumboy69420]

*what*

[@jbangel831]

It's been almost two years since this came out and "~Rapunzel is bald now~" still pops in my head at the most unexpected moments.

[@Camila-vv5ox]

LMFAOO ME TOO TAHTS WHY IM WATCHING IT IVE BEEN SAYING IT ALL DAY

[@Catalina-Winemixer]

@@Camila-vv5ox For me it's the "so no Hedwig?" sdlfjsdo;fksd;fkd ;_;

[@coffingxrl]

@@Camila-vv5ox*b a l l s*

[@ZillMob]

I want a full rapunzel is bald now song

[@lucystylinson-fanaccount]

LMAO SAME THOUGH 💀

[@sabrinathegreat931]

As a kid I hated that Bratz doll shoes were attached to their feet, so any time you wanted to change their shoes you had to remove the whole foot and just replace it with a new foot. As an irresponsible child who lost all their shoes, i had a bunch of Bratz dolls amputated at the ankle which was a bummer.

[@sagittariusgurl818]

👁👄👁 I forgot about that problem omg *memory unlocked*

[@papadong8100]

I remember being really disappointed because they didn't have feet to chew lol

[@canyonmoon3773]

HONEY I GET WHAT UR SAYING AT THE END PLS NO-

[@imaniblack5291]

BRO SAME

[@bubaaaaaaaaa]

FR THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO

[@MissFelice]

She “looks like what stubbing your toe feels like.” Makes so little sense, it makes perfect sense. Also it’s not just you, the Barbie children are terrifying.

[@dudemanjones1118]

She kinda looks like a sim from the sims 2

[@redhammer92]

I dont get it, but i totally get it.

[@Eternal_Sufferring]

Copypasted face

[@Lumina_Solaris]

The dolls themselves looked pretty accurate to that movie depiction, too. I remember having them. I didn't think it was weird at the time, because all of the barbie children had those foreheads

[@nao-bo4yz]

@@Lumina_Solaris yea the earlier movies were modeled after the look of the dolls. the whole point was to sell them after all. but they changed the animation style so kelly doesnt look terrifying anymore lol

[@theonlyrosy]

I distinctly remember a time when I was like 6 and the bratz pixie movie came on at a sleepover while everyone was asleep except for me. Watching the bratz gang turn a tree into their mom as a tired first grader was the most vividly trippy moment in my life

[@Desireeanimates]

My favorite part was the guy who says I’m aBsOluTelY PoSitVeLy RiDicuLouS

[@dysphoric_god7737]

😭

[@alainatorres8262]

​@@Desireeanimatesthe Simone Cowell guy 😭😭😭

[@gentlebreezes2473]

"🎶rapunzel is bald now 🎶" , "do i wanna gnome" , "baLls" and "im gonna piss on yew!" have been constant loops in my head for the past 2 years since this video came out

[@bettygrof.]

“Liam Neeson pees his pants” “It’s FUCKIN’ GIUSSEPPE”

[@arashi86]

The fact that Rapunzel could just leave the tower because the magic spell only works on someone with a lying heart is this movie's equivalent of "that sign won't stop me, because I can't read"

[@aja6724]

Stop I hate that analogy because it’s true 😭

[@RT-qs3rq]

I think the point is that she lied to Gothel

[@rhiannonfoss]

“dylan walked so eboys could run… their fingers through their hair”

[@minanikolic1456]

That line ended me

[@TunaPetunia456]

This needs more comments lol

[@carolinegaddy5650]

“hey, why stay on topic when you can simply not” is now one of my favorite phrases of all time

[@jossan.the.mumintroll]

Ever since i heard that two years ago i have abused that sentence

[@lbrom2463]

“Kurtis, just move on, you don’t have to make a joke about it” **proceeds to use the audio of her saying balls with reverb in almost every single one of his videos thereafter**

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Therapist: Horny weasel isn’t real, it can’t hurt you. Horny weasel: MMMM! UAAGH!

[@flawedaughter]

😭😭

[@blakewalker9859]

give him to me eaugh 😩

[@butterss1178]

My mom starred at me at that part

[@stvrl1ghtt7]

Hisoka could never

[@she7061]

“Give him to me, unh 😫”

[@GrandmaGlitter23]

If Kurtis doesn't use Barbie saying "balls" as a recurring sound in his videos I gotta be honest... I'll be mildly disappointed

[@TunaPetunia456]

Same here honestly

[@luxfromdmc]

lmao, add it to the virgin podcast sound board-

[@kittenmittons_]

insert macdoesit here

[@azi1936]

me too, that and the weasel's moan

[@genericname2747]

He's going to replace the extra greeting with barbie saying balls

[@peepeepoopoo9580]

“Doth thou carpets match thy drapes?” killed me lmao

[@aubreejobizzarro1208]

Bratz was basically the iconic Y2K doll and Barbie was still stuck in the 70s as far as fashion and inclusivity goes. I think Bratz was more inclusive of the black community and their pop culture contributions to that area of 1990/2000s as far as style, skin tone, fashion etc. Bratz were what cool girls had. It’s that era feel for some reason. When I got older and Monster High dolls came out I lost my mind. I was just a little too old for dolls but I adored them because they were gothic and cool and different. I also remember Moxie dolls being super cool. They were a mix of Bratz dolls with big heads/eyes/lips but they had detachable wigs (like Polly pockets of the era) AND they were bendable/posable with better proportions than Barbie. Barbie was JUST beginning to make bendable and posable Barbie’s en mass at the time from what I can remember, and there wasn’t much difference in body composition. I think a few years back I saw a thicker Barbie. I think she was advertised as “Mom” Barbie which tbh kind of rude. She had thicker thighs and waist essentially. I also saw recently a disco Barbie, she had an Afro and a really cool dress! But I’m unsure if it was a Mattel doll. I think Barbie did help with encouraging young girls to pursue stem fields, and encouraged girls to pursue higher education. My favorite Barbie from my childhood was one of the “Surfer” Barbies. They had proportionally big feet that did not fit into Barbie shoes. She was a black Barbie and smelled like coconuts and honestly she was cool and pretty AF. Like her hair was amazing. Looking back, a little weird that she was a surfer Barbie and there wasn’t just a regular black Barbie, but I think I was 8 at the time so what can you do. I really do like that Mattel has branched out with their inclusivity in their doll lines, but I think when it comes to girl’s toys, everything is going to be scrutinized heavily about “what it is teaching them”. It’s sort of ridiculous the type of pressure that’s out there and I don’t feel that there is the same heavy stigmatism around boys action figures. I think that people will be people, and have insecurities, no matter if they play with a 1950s Barbie or a 2022 Barbie, or if they play with a G.I. Joe or a WWE wrestling figure. We put too much pressure on obtaining perfection in the culture, regardless of toys and what they look like.

[@luccianadavilacastello5362]

omg i loved moxie dolls!!

[@brett8460]

I never owned a Bratz doll growing up but I owned several Bratz dolls. I even had one of those big doll heads with the long hair that you could style but I accidentally put real human hair products on it and she went bald. 😭

[@BuildingPyramidz]

@@brett8460 wait…HELP IM CONFUSED

[@Adv18]

Barbie has been inclusive since the 1960s with Christie & an entire doll line dedicated to black people in the 90s with Shani, then black barbie in 1980 Then you have Teresa & Kira and the dolls of the world line. So this idea that barbie was not inclusive is false. Bratz dolls literally had the same face mold for each of their characters with little diversity other than changing the colour of the plastic. The problem was not really an issue with the doll line, but was an issue with retailers not stocking the ethnic dolls

[@user-ig3pv9zk6w]

what are you wearing right now how does it smell

[@DallasTheLad]

“This is not realistic” - kurtis at a movie about dolls magically becoming pixies who put people into a dance trance

[@halemashah2047]

This... made me laugh bro 🥲🤌

[@midnightgamer2158]

*WHEEZE*

[@abigailjolene]

I mean he’s not wrong

[@berryjuice8704]

yes good job you understand the joke congrats

[@A_football_]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mn6kfpdmfatjjc0

[@Pandcake123]

Penelope couldn’t fly over the wall because she was afraid of heights! And her friends were understanding of that and didn’t push her! Cmon kurtis, pay attention dude…

[@BeccaMoses]

smh

[@MSadamgasm]

Yes!!! And her father neglected her and only when he finally accepted her for who she was she was able to concur her fears and be herself

[@emmavaccova8695]

@Growth Mindset thank you! Im really stressed abt my exam and this really made me smile 🥰🥺

[@TestDonCqmDJorr-qKDdKENPg]

t_@@@MSadamgasm w[[H{/TQ}

[@Miss.Malibu]

Someone's a Barbie stan 🙄✋ /j

[@albent4604]

fun fact, when barbie was first invented, she was also extremely controvercial and didnt become successful for a long time. she was considered inappropriate for having a job and no husband, but parents eventually started buying them because they encouraged their daughters to become interested in grooming and fashion, which was nessecary to secure a husband

[@marveludus]

The Barbie as Rapunzel movie always meant a lot to me. Even before I realized how manipulative my own mother was, her story resonated with me. And honestly, her not even trying to escape for good until Gothel makes it very clear that she only has her own interests in mind... very relatable

[@angelrosa6004]

Stop pitting successful women against eachother 😤 😭

[@KingOfGaymes]

Always gotta put one down to uplift another damn 😩

[@tksrikanth]

#girlpower #girlboss 🙄😪😩

[@orangeoranges6727]

@@tksrikanth #gatekeep #gaslight👏🏼💅🏽

[@corrodedspacecarrot53]

@@tksrikanth yo hema kumar is my aunt’s full name…

[@localcryptid740]

A virgin is exactly the kind of person who would purposefully not give someone an extra greeting

[@socialnorm3295]

Kurtis is a virg for that

[@ifeellikeastar9052]

This whole video was hilarious but I nearly cried laughing at the Bratz doll angrily twerking 😭😭

[@_reyna_love_]

The angry pixie dancing will forever be hilarious.

[@aly9681]

Hey! He's our mayor. He's definitely not a virgin.

[@darienowns]

It's a known fact that mayors can't be virgins

[@subliminalreviewer5657]

it’s a legal requirement for mayors to not be virgins! /s

[@deleteyourself8965]

@@subliminalreviewer5657 Wait really?-

[@trashbaby9000]

@@deleteyourself8965 yes ofc liberal 🙄

[@ashespirale3237]

@@trashbaby9000 jeez Brianna

[@Galiador188]

"I can't imagine gothel attending all of these balls" is unironically the funniest sentence of all time to me.

[@Hauntaku]

Barbie scrolling r34

[@alex.adamski]

@@Hauntaku oh god no

[@chumbucket1280]

5:12 was mine

[@tackyattack]

Yeah no it was the many weasel jokes

[@khumomogola6447]

You mean Gothel was attending *TO* all these balls

[@gooodmorning4526]

8:15 "the king who ordered that" **points to giant fucking hole in the ground** WHY WOULD HE ORDER THAT LMAO

[@bonezarebroken]

I wish I could hear the "Scrotum scrolls" joke for the first time again, it almost made me cry from laughter.

[@officaldungeons]

There is no bigger flex than hiring the London Symphony Orchestra and just not using it.

[@joeiG72]

Idk you're trying to tell me that would be a bigger flex than renting out Disney world for a birthday party. I don't know if anyone has done this but you know that for the right price you could probably do it

[@Anna13Tonks]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@brodysilk3861]

But these guys literally did John Williams most famous pieces

[@neiloch]

"Gonna spend this Barbie cash to hire a world renowned orchestra and tell them to shut the f*ck up"

[@MiotaLee]

I hope the music they made was deemed to scary and that's why the chase scene is so silent

[@devm8425]

"That's like if someone pushed you into a pool, as a prank, and then you just went limp and drowned" i'm imagining a new kind of guy whos so dramatic and petty that he does this, but I keep arriving at the realization that's just Michael Scott

[@Ey3_s0cEt.4.20.]

I’m like in my twenties and idk why every time I get sick I still watch the Barbie movies….like if I’m not sick I don’t want to watch them but the second I get sick I sit in bed all day watching them 😂

[@tallulahmoon6943]

10/10 username

[@Used324]

I do something similar, when I feel mad I watch stupid daily soaps to release my stress but after that i think and try to understand the logic behind what I just did.

[@emilyb.8219]

Pavlovian response lol

[@user-rh9qw5qf9p]

Safe to say, I remembered the quality of the Barbie movies completely different

[@Emisnyan]

Saaaaame

[@wham1984]

Same🥲

[@Chloe-wb3vl]

To be fair this isn't the best one

[@lykeprice9239]

Same

[@abishayforys]

right now it looks like a bad roblox server

[@parkerfilms3038]

The reverbed “balls” is unnecessarily funny

[@Remo50Calx2]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpOqn6lnptGYgs0

[@babymallo]

6:34

[@Toeescape]

I break out laughing every time he says that😻

[@ilmlya]

"do I wanna gnome" is actually the best joke I have encountered on this channel

[@d.tsukuyomi1869]

Amazing how the Bratz entire movie is basically "what if the medieval dance plague was actually a rave?"

[@roroh6817]

The fact that he did not use the objectively best barbie movie (princess and the pauper) for a comparison is simply criminal and I will not stand for this injustice and tomfoolery

[@celinahatton2653]

As a mother who had to sit through every bloody Barbie movie approximately 23 thousand times, I can confirm that you are correct.

[@oli_kate]

What about the diamond castle though? It used to make me wanna go live in the woods with my best friend and garden and sing. Plus you have to respect the blatant gayness of it. I mean barbie has a lesbian flag dress and her friend (Alexa?) has a bi flag dress. Plus living in a cottage in the woods with your best friend cough girlfriend cough is pretty gay.

[@artemisb9441]

thats a weird way to spell mermaidia but okay

[@laurenb3813]

OR PRINCESS CHARM SCHOOL

[@elysiummystic6735]

uhm what about three musketeers that was so good .

[@davidbowen8456]

Barbie literally invented the multiverse, so I think we can all respect her for that.

[@Hauntaku]

The Barbieverse is a strange and mystical place.

[@davidbowen8456]

@@Hauntaku so true

[@ailinamari]

barbie walked so marvel could run

[@SUPER_5KINGSTAR]

"Do I wanna gnome? if this garden goes both ways?"

[@squiddyanimations6617]

"do owls get horny?" *laughs in helluva boss fan*

[@otterrama9718]

The answer is yes. 😂

[@notbec4107]

kurtis slandering kelly is the funniest thing ever

[@kiri_tm]

please don't be real 😳

[@sunmoonstarnova]

the “fuck you kelly” literally made me laugh out loud

[@justjudy2909]

@@sunmoonstarnova timestamp?

[@sunmoonstarnova]

@@justjudy2909 26:23 :)

[@derikr]

It’s only slander if it’s not true 😏

[@nobody22xx]

the split second shot of the girl who is angrily twerking is still killing me..

[@_Kuma_]

Dude same. I keep coming back to this video and that part kills me every time.

[@nobody22xx]

@@_Kuma_ i always come back and replay that part.. like weekly maybe even daily

[@heh822]

Timestamp plz

[@nobody22xx]

@@heh822 21:40

[@billpotts4670]

dw ill call an ambulance

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

Timestamps (mainly for me ig) Intro: 0:00 Barbie as Rapunzel: 4:34 Intermission/Merch Plug : 14:34 Bratz Fashion Pixies: 15:05 Outro: 25:37

[@teacherify1168]

Thank you!

[@kiantestewart]

you should have made a horny weasle one lol

[@AIb3d0]

In my ballet class they said our outfit looked like the last Barbie outfit in the cutscene of her changing outfits and I swear when she said balls I laughed so hard

[@nafeesa1269]

Why do I remember the Barbie movie being wayyyy more of a higher quality than it is 😭🤚🏽

[@soultrans]

it might be because of the quality of the tvs , it’s like when we play older games (usually pixelated) and remember them in a higher quality - but yeah

[@sydney6268]

Hahaha I was just thinking the same thing. I remember loving this movie as a kid. Maybe we're just more used to better animation now?

[@dragosanie5055]

in terms of the animation, I have no idea why we thought it was okay. But he definitely butchered the details and story to make it seem worse than it is to be funny.

[@flawedaughter]

FRRR

[@annemarie7471]

Also the movie he picked was one of the first ones so there were a lot more better quality ones

[@moonydoll7109]

HE SHOULD'VE WATCHED BARBIE PRINCESS AND THE PAUPER VS BRATZ ROCK ANGELS IT SHOULD BE LEGENDS VS LEGENDS ONLY 😭

[@WhatYouCallLove]

Rock Angelz was the best one!! Or the real life movie. I did like Barbie and the nutcracker as a kid tho.

[@Spooky_l3xxi]

Agreed those two were my favorites

[@evelinaz1548]

i call for a second review video because yES i was really hoping for rock angels

[@supremequeenofeverything]

AMEN

[@erineginn]

Facts

[@ZaptheZombie]

“I’m not a virgin” immediately starts talking about his podcast

[@eggiboiroi]

what’s so funny about the lawsuit to me is that it actually DOES make a lot of sense because the guy who made bratz worked for mattel AND worked on a barbie line that *suspiciously* looks quite similar to how the first line of bratz looked (EXCLUSIVELY fashion wise!) RIGHT before he left mattel! so it completely makes sense on mattel’s part this one time 💀😭

[@pudding4eva101]

Bratz had better diversity & style. Barbie had a better franchise in terms of their movies & attempts at “positivity” for girls by promoting STEM careers

[@kriblar98]

I always saw bratz as more mature than barbie

[@alicegallagher9291]

Agree! X

[@theshiniestmermaidonearth4283]

I liked Bratz because they had dolls that looked like me and my friends. Like ya, barbie had Theresa and Christie, but they weren't on her level lol

[@HolidayParty173]

my mom never let me watch (get dolls, play the video games, etc) Bratz because of how snobby they were

[@sophie-ip4nj]

so true bestie

[@thefinkie6459]

6:33 THERE IT IS. The legend was born!

[@spacecase2493]

i wanna mention that if you apply adequate pressure to a part of you hair that isnt the root it makes it a lot less painful when the ends are pulled, just like tension on a rope. so if rupenzel held a portion of her hair it really wouldnt hurt too much for someobe to climb up the rest, especially if it was braided or tied.

[@BingusDingusJohnson]

Me when Kurtis doesn’t do an extra greeting: “We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and we’ve been quite possibly, bamboozled.”

[@Kami-gp9ht]

some might say... hoodwinked

[@raspury]

#KurtisIsOverParty 😤🙄

[@person1232]

Honestly, this is the biggest scandal of 2021.

[@amayurubashaka3608]

There's now been TWO TIMES where we got our second greeting stripped away from us. Kurtis somehow avoided being cancelled originally but this injustice should not be allowed. #kurtisconnerisoverparty

[@sofiaoronaa]

#kurtisconnerisoverparty

[@saintsomnia8030]

"Why stay on topic when you can simply not" ah yes, the ADHD motto

[@ZijnShayatanica]

Indeed. Now, time to listen to "Combination Quest" for the 80th time. 😳

[@schuesslerlauren]

Facts

[@christinakinch]

*Gabbie Hanna emerges*

[@kerribelleville7958]

@@christinakinch dead at this comment

[@JGCofficial]

yes

[@crazycookie4645]

I actually like that when Sasha and Yasmin put on the pixie glasses everything becomes more colorful. Like yeah, there’s bubbles and people with wings, but the vivid colors is a more subtle detail that shows the difference between the regular world and the pixie’s world. Even the regular humans get a bit more color saturation when viewed through those glasses.

[@BackwardVR]

That Bratz doll 'angerly throwing back' has to be one the of FUNNIEST things I've seen in a while

[@kelleynicholle7228]

As a girl named Kelley with a big ass forehead I’ve never felt more attacked.

[@madi_is_very_cool]

Girl, you ain't got a big forehead

[@Nr.1JoyFan]

I'm sure your forehead is beautiful, but *Kelly* on the other hand

[@Z0EY49]

@@madi_is_very_cool she kinda does 😭

[@madi_is_very_cool]

@@Z0EY49 not really lol

[@madi_is_very_cool]

@Lala uh I was just saying, *I* think she doesn't

[@jiannav5979]

annoyed that kurtis went through this whole video calling the bratz “bryannas friends.” put some respect on chloe, yasmin, sasha, and jade.

[@austins.2495]

Most people don't name their garden tools

[@iimelda_rt]

Angel, Pretty Princess, Bunny Boo, and Cool Cat deserve better than "BreeAhNnAs FrIeNdZ" 🙄

[@humanbean852]

Me too!

[@lgnbby]

Honestly all the bratz movies I watched felt like a fever dream the bratz kids sleepover movie honestly had me convinced I made it up until like a year ago when I accidentally fell upon it again. What a vibe

[@ephemeraIl]

18:32 ok but imagine a gnome COMING TO LIFE AND CHASING YOU... i would run too

[@morganmartin4829]

Also, in the middle of the lawsuit, Bratz changed their slogan from "the girls with a passion for fashion" to "the *_only_* girls with a passion for fashion" which I find hysterical

[@sof0099]

lmao yes

[@CelesticCF]

Holy shit, I remember that and I never knew why it changed. That's hilarious.

[@justinspencer983]

Mattel and MGA are still throwing the stupidest lawsuits at each other. Fucking MGA ask for trademark on Barbara. BARBARA. _φ(･_･ I don’t think it will every end

[@delinayacob]

Lmao

[@seerum]

@@justinspencer983 who-

[@annabelcunningham2848]

Pitting women against eachother like this is messed up Kurtis

[@fm.9783]

LOL

[@TheMelody4444]

lmao

[@TunaPetunia456]

Lmfao

[@wj-iy9ry]

@@biancabenitez4878 ‘‘twas a jokey-joke

[@pinkfrog6558]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@aubreylee9582]

bratz fashion pixies was a fucking bop

[@jecx_hype]

Can I just say that the guy who voiced the horny ferret also voiced Goku 😭😭

[@trash9378]

I don't really think this guy is a virgin. He's very clearly secure about that, I mean, just look at how much he says it. It MUST be true.

[@abbyjo308]

um i think we have matching cats-

[@halo965]

ok u two now kith

[@pioxia777]

Hex a. kurits is a vigrins xxD

[@lianair4383]

@@abbyjo308 LMFAO YALL DO TF

[@patrickbateman3799]

Abby Chamberlain OMG YASSS ITS SO CUTEEEEE

[@user-ob5il7cy8o]

"Dylan walked so eboys could run their fingers through their hair"

[@acultural_]

kinG shit

[@x_x_velvy_sk8zx_x581]

Brooo i fcking died😄😄😄💀 10:07 "doth thou carpet match thy drapes😆💀"

[@aubreejobizzarro1208]

Finally. The showdown I have been waiting for my entire life.

[@caia-moon]

Just to clarify for those who haven’t seen the absolute masterpiece that is barbie as rapunzel (not even being sarcastic), the plot does explain why she can’t just fly away on penelope the dragon. Gothel cast a wall of protection around the castle so that nobody would find them in the woods and it’s impassable unless you fly over the top and throughout the film penelope tries to fly over but can’t because she’s afraid of heights and falls down! No plot holes here

[@brinetbirdy1765]

^^ damn right

[@shush9687]

rapunzel barbie is superior. everything about it is so magical

[@blandalfthebeige2502]

Give him to meeee ughhh 😩

[@Aqua-oz4nb]

That one was my favorite

[@CatieMaria]

thanks for the explanation, person whose first name is just a wronger version of my first name

[@Irishshaltry]

Barbie swan lake has the funniest antagonists. The daughters laugh is just so funny . The animals that turn into humans but you can still tell what animal they are cause of clothes

[@lydialoupee5815]

I used to love that movie but I found out that Rothbart's character design was supposed to represent a Jew and that totally ruined the movie for me.

[@morganmidnights]

@@lydialoupee5815 same i feel so bad when i watch it now

[@nyxtsuu]

literally my favorite barbie movie

[@mothmanwantssoup1010]

The best antagonist in my opinion is Preminger fro The Princess and the Pauper.

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

I feel like Kurtis should have compared Bratz fashion pixies to Barbie Fairy Secret and it would have been very similar stories

[@Emma.x0x00]

(Do I wanna gnome?) If the gnomes are small or no? (Sad to see them come) Was sort of hoping that they'd go (Baby, we both gnomes) - Do I Wanna Gnome? by Kurtis Conner

[@asrielknight]

if rapunzel was trans, you could say "rapunzel has balls now" you can now clap

[@janasehly3139]

Stefan's hands fit around barbie's WHOLE waist are u kidding me

[@Pennysparling]

HOLY SHIT

[@itsbritneybyotch7471]

Big hands + small waist 0.0

[@benh.1065]

IKR LIKE WHAT AHA

[@petrabonnie]

Ikr? I used to see that as a kid and I wanted to be like that lmao

[@moon_skittles7905]

If the woman is slight enough and the man is large enough it's feasible, but Barbie wasn't wearing a corset and Stefan was around her size...

[@klaire6233]

It is actually perfectly plausible that climbing up Rapunzel’s hair wouldn’t hurt her. This is because of the way she wrapped her hair around the post. This releases the tension from her scalp and it acts like a rope. It’s like a pulley system, and it provides some slack that allows her to support that weight without scalping herself. The problem here is the actual weight of her hair. Perhaps she gets used to the weight by building up that muscle, but pulling so much weight constantly is effectively tearing her scalp apart.

[@leavemealonethx]

Can you imagine how fucking thick Rapunzel's neck must be

[@jadenguyen2214]

Bro bro bro too epic if she had no neck like Ed too ex

[@lululemon2250]

please do my physics homework

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Exactly. I have long ass hair. And I usually wrap it around my hand while detangling it. Doesn't hurt my scalp one bit.

[@Kate-he8ug]

im not reading that lol

[@queenofcats9240]

What you said about Bratz being more inclusive with other skin stones is what made me want one in the first place. As a kid, all my Barbies looked the same, and then I got my Yasmin doll and she had tan skin, brown hair and brown eyes. She instantly became my favorite doll and I would take her with me everywhere. I still have her with me. That’s a part of my childhood that I don’t wanna let go because it really lit up my life at the time

[@spiderdude2099]

Barbie voice with reverb: “BALLS” Bottom text

[@sh-sh-shayyy]

As a Kurtis Town citizen, having my extra greeting taken from me has devastated me. What’s next? No greeting AT ALL??? This town has gone to the dogs

[@crazee_lemon]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@gorbsupreme7555]

We must impeach kurtis

[@simoneroisin]

@@gorbsupreme7555 I second this

[@sh-sh-shayyy]

@@gorbsupreme7555 VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!

[@puli_dreadhead]

What is Kurtis' dog name? We should elect him as Mayor.

[@Cottage_Gore]

Barbie saying “Balls” with reverb has no RIGHT to be this hilarious.

[@pocoloco6166]

I know it kills me

[@KingOfGaymes]

I hate that it killed me as much as it did

[@CreepySpaghett]

Nice pfp

[@emilyschick5007]

“Kurtis move on” 😭

[@savannahs.5874]

For real I'm never eating while watching a kurtis Conner video again I almost died today choking on mac cheese because I heard balls

[@jovana_kocic]

Sephán...wrapping his hands around barbie's entire waist. That's the most important scene. PeriodT

[@lui8174]

25:32 kurtis: "I don't have any daughters" every lesbian in the world: 😔

[@esa5171]

the more he repeats he's not a virgin, the more I feel like he is lol.

[@Beanaremadeforthesun]

Es A ya stupid I’m not being mean

[@Beanaremadeforthesun]

@Kalden Orr-Bills ⭐️🌸🤷🏽‍♀️IDK 🤷🏽‍♀️🌸⭐️

[@iammeg7761]

👀

[@moisavictoria]

I know hes not but now im like hmmm

[@drrockwellproduction1147]

Why does everyone need to be rude

[@devestradaa]

i was kinda hoping this was 30 minutes of kurtis playing with barbies and bratz dolls and making them wrestle….. maybe next time

[@NoarHamza]

Lol what

[@FunkVT]

You're roaming around with THAT as your pfp You're brave

[@ichaival2419]

is this a kink thing. be honest

[@micah7608]

what in the world is your pfp

[@zoinksscoop20yearsago68]

Dude don't give me hopes

[@gmorkjack7092]

Idk why the Barbie movie just made so much more sense to me as a kid. Like yeah obviously there’s a hole there and yeah obviously he has to run away

[@azazelmakara3716]

I think the gnome is saying either 'yahoo, down below' or 'yahoo, look out below' in whatever heavy accent he's supposed to have

[@niktanaseri6763]

The sound of footsteps in barbie movies is the reason we're obsessed with ASMR as a generation and you can fight me but you'd be wrong

[@Doryplory]

I think you might be correct

[@MKateUltra]

“I AM NOT A VIRGIN - ALSO TODAY’S TOPIC IS DOLLS” *number one on trending*

[@multiskype]

@George Washington good.

[@noodlessalty]

@George Washington good.

[@sophiep6718]

@George Washington good.

[@yes-eo3oy]

@George Washington good.

[@katanaj3005]

@George Washington good.

[@randomfactory3446]

6:27 I GOT A BRATZ AD

[@averysturgis1375]

I think that tangled handled the idea of rapunzel’s head/neck hurting when someone climbs her hair. In tangled rapunzel wraps her hair around a hook, which makes the hook hold the weight of the person instead of her neck.

[@lalahadams1061]

Kurtis is near the completion of his 80's American Dad transformation

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3bYXqijgZ2AlaM🙏🙏

[@brianacarey8617]

Now he just needs Hawaiian shirts and it will be complete

[@user-is7xs1mr9y]

He looks like my uncle in 1992 when he was already a dad lol.

[@l.e.2154]

the only thing missing is a child 😄

[@MissDraiha]

Did dads wear short shorts in the 80s outside Australia? (We called them stubbies). If we could get Kurtis into some short shorts - chef's kiss!

[@violletashop9908]

"kelly looks like what stubbing your toe feels like" genuis, kurtis

[@reillysky5317]

genius*

[@babycheeese]

@@reillysky5317 geunis**

[@RalseiGaming]

@@babycheeese genis

[@ismokeweedbecauseimhomosex725]

@@RalseiGaming ge**

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

@@ismokeweedbecauseimhomosex725 Bro the comment translator makes your comment super weird lmao

[@MattRevs]

9:29 you can clearly see she wrapped her hair around one of the columns tho lmao

[@user-iz5qz4uz6i]

As someone who's name is Breanna, pronounced the same way, hearing the line "So Brianna's friends get kidnapped by the pixies and Dylan twerks about it, which is honestly a power move" literally made my day you have no idea how hard i laughed

[@theored1023]

Kurtis: I'M NOT A VIRGIN Virgins: IM NOT A VIRGIN hmmmmmmmm, theres a pattern here

[@awang9060]

Ok but Kurtis says it with a apostrophe so idk man 😬

[@lo1z376]

@@awang9060 Yeah true. Could a virgin say that with an apostrophe? i don’t think so.

[@molly702]

@@lo1z376 quite impossible honestly..

[@awang9060]

@@lo1z376 yeah the evidence is stacking up against Theo 🤔

[@BJo-jj2uk]

Barbie: *Princess and the Pauper* vs Bratz: *Rock Angels* next 😌

[@caffeinesbitch]

YES

[@aniaf8974]

Princess and the Pauper is automatically better because Preminger 😌

[@Victoria-_]

YES! I may be a bit biased but I think P&TP has the better storyline 😂

[@aniaf8974]

@@Victoria-_ Yeah same here, but Preminger is just amazing I live for him and his expressions

[@madisonlewe1057]

Yes! Gotta pit the OG against the OG

[@delaney7851]

At 25:37 I realized kurtis kinda looks like a gnome

[@SamIsNotAvailableRn]

The weasel takes me all the way out 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@dqmisqreat]

as an irish person, that gnome was actually irish sounding, not like the fake "ohh begone and begorrah nora my potatoes shall not see the morn" but like saying "ha" between every sentence and "what would your ma think" are actual like irish things

[@melancoliv]

I didn't understand a SINGLE word lmao the accent is so strong

[@padmeamidala40]

It sounded like Michael THERE ARE NO GAYS IN IRELAND

[@emma-ws9kf]

they needed a few "ah sure look" and they'd be set

[@yesbagel9269]

The ‘cailínís’ was incredibly accurate

[@dqmisqreat]

@@emma-ws9kf throw in an aul "ah for fecks sake" too

[@Lauren-vf4ft]

barbie swan lake was the best. i like the person who said “you’re thinking daddy” really seductively to her dad

[@LilieLira]

Odille?

[@neontoes]

I don't remember that part but damn💀

[@MaryJane-tp3qd]

The game was the best too

[@LunarEleven]

Barbie Rapunzel has a special place in my heart. Watched it so many times with my little girl. I thought the plot was way cooler than Tangled (and Barbie preceded Disney with the Rapunzel-based story.)

[@joobie111]

Princess and the pauper was also very good

[@audreyramsey4141]

ILL DEFEND THE QUIET FIGHT SCENE bc hearing the footsteps and the running placement was epic when I was little it made it intense for me lmao

[@loopslol]

"Rapunzel is bald now" -best kurtis barbie quote -2022

[@nathanr5737]

Plot twist They weren’t special glasses, they were just high

[@mckennagreene2943]

on shrooms

[@savannahvespucci5181]

@@mckennagreene2943 explains the rave scene 😌

[@honigfuchs111]

I first thought this was my comment hahaha. Nice profile picture 😂💗

[@ananasiatru2176]

omg they definetely are

[@marineromoney5294]

The “balls” echoing HAS ME DEAAAD

[@malikarsyasakani]

Speaking of Balls Elder Scrotums

[@bellacrl]

he’s been using it a lot now! 😂

[@Mrbuttboi]

Ballsallsallsallsalls