Barbie vs. Bratz

[@augusthawley5504]

stop this Penelope slander... the reason they didn't fly away years ago was because Penelope couldn't fly. We'll be expecting a formal apology on the virgin podcast immediately.

[@maxx6068]

wait then how could she fly at the end??

[@floraslife8789]

@@maxx6068 she practiced it and got good at it

[@SignFromAngels]

I hate that I knew that and thought of it immediately

[@lilichong7941]

I LOVE YOU 😂

[@saraali9631]

@@maxx6068 her dad taught her (pretty sure)

[@arashi86]

The fact that Rapunzel could just leave the tower because the magic spell only works on someone with a lying heart is this movie's equivalent of "that sign won't stop me, because I can't read"

[@aja6724]

Stop I hate that analogy because it’s true 😭

[@RT-qs3rq]

I think the point is that she lied to Gothel

[@liselottehildegarde5367]

I think it doesn't matter because there a huge a barrier around Gothel's house that her friend dragon actually helped Rapunzel fly over once she learned to fly higher.

[@MissFelice]

She “looks like what stubbing your toe feels like.” Makes so little sense, it makes perfect sense. Also it’s not just you, the Barbie children are terrifying.

[@dudemanjones11]

She kinda looks like a sim from the sims 2

[@redhammer92]

I dont get it, but i totally get it.

[@Eternal_Sufferring]

Copypasted face

[@Lumina_Solaris]

The dolls themselves looked pretty accurate to that movie depiction, too. I remember having them. I didn't think it was weird at the time, because all of the barbie children had those foreheads

[@nao-bo4yz]

@@Lumina_Solaris yea the earlier movies were modeled after the look of the dolls. the whole point was to sell them after all. but they changed the animation style so kelly doesnt look terrifying anymore lol

[@jbangel831]

It's been almost two years since this came out and "~Rapunzel is bald now~" still pops in my head at the most unexpected moments.

[@Camila-vv5ox]

LMFAOO ME TOO TAHTS WHY IM WATCHING IT IVE BEEN SAYING IT ALL DAY

[@Catalina-Winemixer]

@@Camila-vv5ox For me it's the "so no Hedwig?" sdlfjsdo;fksd;fkd ;_;

[@foxarror]

@@Camila-vv5ox*b a l l s*

[@ZillMob]

I want a full rapunzel is bald now song

[@lucystylinson-fanaccount]

LMAO SAME THOUGH 💀

[@sydneygail]

the “dylan walked so eboys could run their fingers through their hair” was the best line in this entire vid

[@ziyanda_theartist]

I just started the video and I have to agree with you 😂😂

[@ziyanda_theartist]

Okay, but "Do I wanna gnome?" 😂😂😂

[@midosworld]

"so no headwig?"

[@chaitrak.s3943]

😂😂

[@dit_is_linda]

Read this right after he said it

[@Galiador188]

"I can't imagine gothel attending all of these balls" is unironically the funniest sentence of all time to me.

[@Hauntaku]

Barbie scrolling r34

[@alex.adamski]

@@Hauntaku oh god no

[@chumbucket1280]

5:12 was mine

[@tackyattack]

Yeah no it was the many weasel jokes

[@khumomogola6447]

You mean Gothel was attending *TO* all these balls

[@user-rh9qw5qf9p]

Safe to say, I remembered the quality of the Barbie movies completely different

[@Emisnyan]

Saaaaame

[@wham1984]

Same🥲

[@Chloe-wb3vl]

To be fair this isn't the best one

[@lykeprice9239]

Same

[@abishayforys]

right now it looks like a bad roblox server

[@reydraws1510]

As someone who was an avid barbie watcher growing up. The Weasel is not an outlier. Almost every barbie movie has a horny evil animal sidekick. He's not even the only one who moans!

[@bribri4462]

nonono who else is there

[@kyrumptionmakeup8197]

Horrifying news thank you

[@zyerkos]

@@bribri4462 preminger the human

[@basementdwellercosplay]

​@@zyerkosthat implies he's the sidekick, not the main villian. Is his dog the main villian 🤯

[@claudedebussyreal]

*what*

[@GrandmaGlitter23]

If Kurtis doesn't use Barbie saying "balls" as a recurring sound in his videos I gotta be honest... I'll be mildly disappointed

[@TunaPetunia456]

Same here honestly

[@luxfromdmc]

lmao, add it to the virgin podcast sound board-

[@kittenmittons_]

insert macdoesit here

[@azi1936]

me too, that and the weasel's moan

[@genericname2747]

He's going to replace the extra greeting with barbie saying balls

[@ArnoTheLad]

“This is not realistic” - kurtis at a movie about dolls magically becoming pixies who put people into a dance trance

[@haketyu7891]

This... made me laugh bro 🥲🤌

[@midnightgamer2158]

*WHEEZE*

[@abigailjolene]

I mean he’s not wrong

[@berryjuice8704]

yes good job you understand the joke congrats

[@A_football_]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mn6kfpdmfatjjc0

[@Cottage_Gore]

Barbie saying “Balls” with reverb has no RIGHT to be this hilarious.

[@pocoloco6166]

I know it kills me

[@KingOfGaymes]

I hate that it killed me as much as it did

[@CreepySpaghett]

Nice pfp

[@emilyschick5007]

“Kurtis move on” 😭

[@savannahs.5874]

For real I'm never eating while watching a kurtis Conner video again I almost died today choking on mac cheese because I heard balls

[@theonlyrosy]

I distinctly remember a time when I was like 6 and the bratz pixie movie came on at a sleepover while everyone was asleep except for me. Watching the bratz gang turn a tree into their mom as a tired first grader was the most vividly trippy moment in my life

[@Desireeanimates]

My favorite part was the guy who says I’m aBsOluTelY PoSitVeLy RiDicuLouS

[@dysphoric_god7737]

😭

[@alainatorres8262]

​@@Desireeanimatesthe Simone Cowell guy 😭😭😭

[@officaldungeons]

There is no bigger flex than hiring the London Symphony Orchestra and just not using it.

[@joeiG72]

Idk you're trying to tell me that would be a bigger flex than renting out Disney world for a birthday party. I don't know if anyone has done this but you know that for the right price you could probably do it

[@Anna13Tonks]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@brodysilk3861]

But these guys literally did John Williams most famous pieces

[@neiloch]

"Gonna spend this Barbie cash to hire a world renowned orchestra and tell them to shut the f*ck up"

[@MiotaLee]

I hope the music they made was deemed to scary and that's why the chase scene is so silent

[@devestradaa]

i was kinda hoping this was 30 minutes of kurtis playing with barbies and bratz dolls and making them wrestle….. maybe next time

[@NoarHamza]

Lol what

[@larvaedadindex]

You're roaming around with THAT as your pfp You're brave

[@ichaival2419]

is this a kink thing. be honest

[@micah7608]

what in the world is your pfp

[@zoinksscoop20yearsago68]

Dude don't give me hopes

[@parkerfilms3038]

The reverbed “balls” is unnecessarily funny

[@Remo50Calx2]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpOqn6lnptGYgs0

[@babymallo]

6:34

[@Toeescape]

I break out laughing every time he says that😻

[@DrpshpdCatShirt]

i genuinely have it on my discord soundboard just so i can play it every time someone says balls 😭😭

[@Rosseauxe]

sllab

[@gentlebreezes2473]

"🎶rapunzel is bald now 🎶" , "do i wanna gnome" , "baLls" and "im gonna piss on yew!" have been constant loops in my head for the past 2 years since this video came out

[@bettygrof.]

“Liam Neeson pees his pants” “It’s FUCKIN’ GIUSSEPPE”

[@hmmmm5677]

I used to draw nipples on my Barbie's with my sister

[@morganmartin4829]

Also, in the middle of the lawsuit, Bratz changed their slogan from "the girls with a passion for fashion" to "the *_only_* girls with a passion for fashion" which I find hysterical

[@sof0099]

lmao yes

[@CelesticCF]

Holy shit, I remember that and I never knew why it changed. That's hilarious.

[@Just-in-Space]

Mattel and MGA are still throwing the stupidest lawsuits at each other. Fucking MGA ask for trademark on Barbara. BARBARA. _φ(･_･ I don’t think it will every end

[@delinayacob]

Lmao

[@seerum]

@@Just-in-Space who-

[@Pandcake123]

Penelope couldn’t fly over the wall because she was afraid of heights! And her friends were understanding of that and didn’t push her! Cmon kurtis, pay attention dude…

[@BeccaMoses]

smh

[@MSadamgasm]

Yes!!! And her father neglected her and only when he finally accepted her for who she was she was able to concur her fears and be herself

[@emmavaccova8695]

@Growth Mindset thank you! Im really stressed abt my exam and this really made me smile 🥰🥺

[@TestDonCqmDJorr-qKDdKENPg]

t_@@@MSadamgasm w[[H{/TQ}

[@Miss.Malibu]

Someone's a Barbie stan 🙄✋ /j

[@kelleynicholle7228]

As a girl named Kelley with a big ass forehead I’ve never felt more attacked.

[@madi_is_very_cool]

Girl, you ain't got a big forehead

[@jetaimessul]

I'm sure your forehead is beautiful, but *Kelly* on the other hand

[@Z0EY49]

@@madi_is_very_cool she kinda does 😭

[@madi_is_very_cool]

@@Z0EY49 not really lol

[@madi_is_very_cool]

@Lala uh I was just saying, *I* think she doesn't

[@albent4604]

fun fact, when barbie was first invented, she was also extremely controvercial and didnt become successful for a long time. she was considered inappropriate for having a job and no husband, but parents eventually started buying them because they encouraged their daughters to become interested in grooming and fashion, which was nessecary to secure a husband

[@annabelcunningham2848]

Pitting women against eachother like this is messed up Kurtis

[@fm.9783]

LOL

[@sylviapIath]

lmao

[@TunaPetunia456]

Lmfao

[@wj-iy9ry]

@@biancabenitez4878 ‘‘twas a jokey-joke

[@pinkfrog6558]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@klaire6233]

It is actually perfectly plausible that climbing up Rapunzel’s hair wouldn’t hurt her. This is because of the way she wrapped her hair around the post. This releases the tension from her scalp and it acts like a rope. It’s like a pulley system, and it provides some slack that allows her to support that weight without scalping herself. The problem here is the actual weight of her hair. Perhaps she gets used to the weight by building up that muscle, but pulling so much weight constantly is effectively tearing her scalp apart.

[@leavemealonethx]

Can you imagine how fucking thick Rapunzel's neck must be

[@timeswithtoadfu]

Bro bro bro too epic if she had no neck like Ed too ex

[@lululemon2250]

please do my physics homework

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Exactly. I have long ass hair. And I usually wrap it around my hand while detangling it. Doesn't hurt my scalp one bit.

[@Kate-he8ug]

im not reading that lol

[@sarah_0530]

i love how the entire budget for the bratz movie was put into the animation of the girls hair

[@opeixenemo]

and the lypsinc

[@NiVoldiza]

Quite fitting actually. Think if such girls as what the Bratz girls are portrayed as like made a movie - which part do you think would they spend the most money on...?

[@erinseifert]

@@NiVoldiza i had a stroke trying to read that

[@BenjaminBox]

This is actually very easy animation for hair, its all done by a program so its very little input from the animators.

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

17:42

[@tsxxcea]

6:36 and life was never the same in kurtistown

[@roroh6817]

The fact that he did not use the objectively best barbie movie (princess and the pauper) for a comparison is simply criminal and I will not stand for this injustice and tomfoolery

[@celinahatton2653]

As a mother who had to sit through every bloody Barbie movie approximately 23 thousand times, I can confirm that you are correct.

[@oli_kate]

What about the diamond castle though? It used to make me wanna go live in the woods with my best friend and garden and sing. Plus you have to respect the blatant gayness of it. I mean barbie has a lesbian flag dress and her friend (Alexa?) has a bi flag dress. Plus living in a cottage in the woods with your best friend cough girlfriend cough is pretty gay.

[@artemisb9441]

thats a weird way to spell mermaidia but okay

[@laurenb3813]

OR PRINCESS CHARM SCHOOL

[@elysiummystic6735]

uhm what about three musketeers that was so good .

[@nobody22xx]

the split second shot of the girl who is angrily twerking is still killing me..

[@_Kuma_]

Dude same. I keep coming back to this video and that part kills me every time.

[@nobody22xx]

@@_Kuma_ i always come back and replay that part.. like weekly maybe even daily

[@heh822]

Timestamp plz

[@nobody22xx]

@@heh822 21:40

[@8888BALL]

dw ill call an ambulance

[@violletashop9908]

"kelly looks like what stubbing your toe feels like" genuis, kurtis

[@reillysky5317]

genius*

[@babycheeese]

@@reillysky5317 geunis**

[@RalseiGaming]

@@babycheeese genis

[@ismokeweedbecauseimhomosex725]

@@RalseiGaming ge**

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

@@ismokeweedbecauseimhomosex725 Bro the comment translator makes your comment super weird lmao

[@marveludus]

The Barbie as Rapunzel movie always meant a lot to me. Even before I realized how manipulative my own mother was, her story resonated with me. And honestly, her not even trying to escape for good until Gothel makes it very clear that she only has her own interests in mind... very relatable

[@wimpy_worm]

… do you have a pet weasel, perchance? Maybe a horny little weasel? Do you happen to own a pet that moans and has a fond interest in your mother? Perchance?

[@emilyrose2844]

i feel like the detail in the bratz animation was 99% focused on making their hair as shiny as humanly possibly and 1% focused on everything else

[@jocelyn.__.]

their hair is literally one of the 2 things i ever focus on. it literally is so satisfying.

[@lemonstarofficial]

Ok

[@VividDayDream]

@@jocelyn.__. The second thing you focus on?

[@jocelyn.__.]

@@VividDayDream their fashion/outfits lmao

[@nafeesa1269]

Why do I remember the Barbie movie being wayyyy more of a higher quality than it is 😭🤚🏽

[@soultrans]

it might be because of the quality of the tvs , it’s like when we play older games (usually pixelated) and remember them in a higher quality - but yeah

[@sydney6268]

Hahaha I was just thinking the same thing. I remember loving this movie as a kid. Maybe we're just more used to better animation now?

[@dragosanie5055]

in terms of the animation, I have no idea why we thought it was okay. But he definitely butchered the details and story to make it seem worse than it is to be funny.

[@flawedaughter]

FRRR

[@annemarie7471]

Also the movie he picked was one of the first ones so there were a lot more better quality ones

[@savannahs.5874]

Whenever I get really depressed I watch this video because I physically cannot watch this video without uncontrollably laughing

[@Hauntaku]

Whenever I feel down, I watch "Viva Viva Happy" by Mitchie M.

[@quality17]

These are both good things to watch when you’re feeling sad

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Him looking "down" at the gnome in disgust

[@ashblu3]

this is why i'm here rn and why i've watched this video probably 10 times since it got uploaded

[@sukaisage]

Oh, so that's why I've been rewatching it multiple times per day... (this is not a joke lol)

[@_reyna_love_]

The angry pixie dancing will forever be hilarious.

[@ActualMicrowave]

Ah yes, Barbie as Rapunzel, the movie that created the *”Give him to me AUEGHHHH”* meme

[@Jiyu_Starfam]

Lol

[@Ellie60091]

I die every time 😭

[@sanchikaushal8651]

is this a Jojo refernence-

[@ActualMicrowave]

@@sanchikaushal8651 what if it is- 💀🤚

[@novemberiscoolithink]

idk bout u but i think that weasel has plans 😳

[@rhiannonfoss]

“dylan walked so eboys could run… their fingers through their hair”

[@minanikolic1456]

That line ended me

[@TunaPetunia456]

This needs more comments lol

[@Daisy071d]

Kurtis: *continuously addresses not being a virgin* Danny and Drew: “virgins for lives despite the wives”

[@northstarjakobs]

He's the only one in their trio who was allowed to fuck.

[@Daisy071d]

@@northstarjakobs lmaooo

[@thatonesimp5086]

@@northstarjakobs 😂😂😂😂💀

[@euphoria127]

"virgin for lives despite the wives" *I cant-💀*

[@big_sea]

yes

[@ZaptheZombie]

“I’m not a virgin” immediately starts talking about his podcast

[@moderndaymyspace]

Dylan twerking about the two girls being kidnapped is honestly the funniest thing i've ever seen

[@laylah6874]

peak comedy

[@nataliethane5112]

I’m not sure if I should jokingly call him a misogynist or a slaying pride queen

[@kiomaelouch7192]

@@nataliethane5112 yes?

[@z3rox969]

@@nataliethane5112 both

[@kdmac8110]

I literally rolled off of my bed from laughing too hard

[@AlliVera]

Bratz was definitely a better doll but after watching ONE Barbie movie, I can proudly say they know how to make a movie that even if the plot sucks, the animation is entertaining enough so I’m giving them that award 🏆

[@alizajackson6481]

Buddy. Barbie dolls are MUCH better in both categories.

[@microwaav]

@@alizajackson6481 both were trash. monster high had the superior designs 🙈 edit: jesus christ what the fuck did i start. i was just stating my silly little opinion. if u like bratz or barbies better, good for u! every1 is entitled to their opinion n i'm not serious when i say ur wrong 4 liking something else. i'm just some guy that likes monsters. idc abt diverse story plots or whatever the fuck, i just like cool/different monster designs. that's literally it lol. n yes for the one person who called me a girl, i am not. i'm transmasc. ty for ur time.

[@AlliVera]

Barbie has no style ✋🏼 she’s for the toddlers, let’s fight

[@steppenfuchs5608]

@@microwaav monster high was the lowest sh*t. They had *one* theme while barbie and bratz were way more diverse.

[@cumologist2654]

@@microwaav ur a real one

[@jiannav5979]

annoyed that kurtis went through this whole video calling the bratz “bryannas friends.” put some respect on chloe, yasmin, sasha, and jade.

[@austins.2495]

Most people don't name their garden tools

[@iimelda_rt]

Angel, Pretty Princess, Bunny Boo, and Cool Cat deserve better than "BreeAhNnAs FrIeNdZ" 🙄

[@humanbean852]

Me too!

[@crazycookie4645]

I actually like that when Sasha and Yasmin put on the pixie glasses everything becomes more colorful. Like yeah, there’s bubbles and people with wings, but the vivid colors is a more subtle detail that shows the difference between the regular world and the pixie’s world. Even the regular humans get a bit more color saturation when viewed through those glasses.

[@Irishshaltry]

Barbie swan lake has the funniest antagonists. The daughters laugh is just so funny . The animals that turn into humans but you can still tell what animal they are cause of clothes

[@lydialoupee5815]

I used to love that movie but I found out that Rothbart's character design was supposed to represent a Jew and that totally ruined the movie for me.

[@morganmidnights]

@@lydialoupee5815 same i feel so bad when i watch it now

[@nyxtsuu]

literally my favorite barbie movie

[@mothmanwantssoup1010]

The best antagonist in my opinion is Preminger fro The Princess and the Pauper.

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

I feel like Kurtis should have compared Bratz fashion pixies to Barbie Fairy Secret and it would have been very similar stories

[@trash9378]

I don't really think this guy is a virgin. He's very clearly secure about that, I mean, just look at how much he says it. It MUST be true.

[@abbyjo308]

um i think we have matching cats-

[@halo965]

ok u two now kith

[@pioxia777]

Hex a. kurits is a vigrins xxD

[@lianair4383]

@@abbyjo308 LMFAO YALL DO TF

[@patrickbateman3799]

Abby Chamberlain OMG YASSS ITS SO CUTEEEEE

[@ruth-br6tl]

"And Kelly wasn't in it" The most ironic part is that Chantal Strand, the voice actress who plays Kelly in the Barbie movies, including Barbie Rapunzel, is literally the voice of Breanna in this Bratz movie.

[@Mary-zu1ne]

THIS is interesting info. Very funny.

[@gachacherriemasu-quie3183]

SHIT! SOMEONE TELL KURTIS! HE NEEDS TO KNOW!!!!!!!

[@petyreyvind9963]

OML NO

[@hallie8252]

LOL

[@dotdotdot...176]

This is very very interesting information

[@gooodmorning4526]

8:15 "the king who ordered that" **points to giant fucking hole in the ground** WHY WOULD HE ORDER THAT LMAO

[@DrpshpdCatShirt]

for capturing some kids, duh

[@antoniaae1957]

​@@DrpshpdCatShirt for finally catching all Kelly lookalikes

[@colynmckasson4750]

“Rapunzel is bald now” is more catchy than most of the songs this year.

[@meirin5316]

and all barbie movies together lmfao

[@shaniarobinson9777]

I sang this at least once a day 😂

[@dae.9510]

i need a full song

[@DefiniteIyHuman]

10:15

[@itonyamovie4521]

just made ur comment 1k likes thank me 😡😡 /j

[@dqmisqreat]

as an irish person, that gnome was actually irish sounding, not like the fake "ohh begone and begorrah nora my potatoes shall not see the morn" but like saying "ha" between every sentence and "what would your ma think" are actual like irish things

[@melancoliv]

I didn't understand a SINGLE word lmao the accent is so strong

[@padmeamidala40]

It sounded like Michael THERE ARE NO GAYS IN IRELAND

[@emma-ws9kf]

they needed a few "ah sure look" and they'd be set

[@yesbagel9269]

The ‘cailínís’ was incredibly accurate

[@dqmisqreat]

@@emma-ws9kf throw in an aul "ah for fecks sake" too

[@a_nervous_wreck]

I like how Kurtis focuses on the idea of firefighters using garden gnomes' piss to put out fires but not the fact that apparently garden gnomes like to get pissed on by dogs.

[@emilytalerman3567]

OMG I CANT THATS SO FUNNY

[@AirIcky]

Most gnomes have a dog piss kink except the one that they showed chasing the dog away

[@AngstyAnon]

As a firefighter I can confirm that the fire hydrants we use are actually nice gnomes that piss on the fire to put it out.

[@largebass2464]

"Mmmmmm...nurture me,papa."

[@MiotaLee]

their whole revolves around piss

[@eggiboiroi]

what’s so funny about the lawsuit to me is that it actually DOES make a lot of sense because the guy who made bratz worked for mattel AND worked on a barbie line that *suspiciously* looks quite similar to how the first line of bratz looked (EXCLUSIVELY fashion wise!) RIGHT before he left mattel! so it completely makes sense on mattel’s part this one time 💀😭

[@mrs.infamous9053]

ngl the “do i wanna gnome?” joke is the best ive ever heard

[@aname2122]

This...

[@anelolk7844]

but like... same

[@Le0sh]

Timestamp?

[@Bruna_K.]

@@Le0sh 18:42

[@alex.adamski]

It really is

[@kishinumaayumi]

Regarding the Rapunzel hair thing, I actually rly like how Disney's Tangled made like a hook for her hair to dangle on to so the weight doesnt rely on her head, but instead on the tower itself

[@lauaracarrillo]

But in the Barbie movie also take this into consideration, see how her hair is wrapped in the column, so the tension is not in her scalp

[@kishinumaayumi]

@@lauaracarrillo oh really? I actually didn't notice that (at least from Kurtis' video).. I haven't seen the movie in years but now u mention it I think I do remember her doing that(?)

[@kishinumaayumi]

I happen to find a clip that clearly showed her hair wrapped around the column.. that's actually genius cause if you wrap it around like that, the fulcrum becomes the column and your scalp barely carries any weight. And the grip on the colum just get tighter as Stefan climbs up and pulls the hair

[@coolkid_]

@@kishinumaayumi oh wow, that’s even better than tangled then

[@kishinumaayumi]

@@coolkid_ yea, it should be more efficient, especially since tangled's way requires Rapunzel to tug on her hair to pull it up which might cause tugging of the scalp anyways (but still probably not enough to cause much damage since most of the weight is carried by her arms pulling on the hair)

[@nathanr5737]

Plot twist They weren’t special glasses, they were just high

[@mckennagreene2943]

on shrooms

[@savannahvespucci5181]

@@mckennagreene2943 explains the rave scene 😌

[@honigfuchs111]

I first thought this was my comment hahaha. Nice profile picture 😂💗

[@ananasiatru2176]

omg they definetely are

[@spacecase2493]

i wanna mention that if you apply adequate pressure to a part of you hair that isnt the root it makes it a lot less painful when the ends are pulled, just like tension on a rope. so if rupenzel held a portion of her hair it really wouldnt hurt too much for someobe to climb up the rest, especially if it was braided or tied.

[@marineromoney5294]

The “balls” echoing HAS ME DEAAAD

[@malikarsyasakani]

Speaking of Balls Elder Scrotums

[@bellacrl]

he’s been using it a lot now! 😂

[@Mrbuttboi]

Ballsallsallsallsalls

[@niktanaseri6763]

The sound of footsteps in barbie movies is the reason we're obsessed with ASMR as a generation and you can fight me but you'd be wrong

[@Doryplory]

I think you might be correct

[@misschanandlerbong753]

Oh god I’ve been found out

[@urmother3064]

SO REAL thought i was the only one thinking that way

[@SallyB_23]

Kurtis: Why didn't Rapunzel just hop on Penelope's back and fly away from the tower years ago Me, a grown-ass person who hasn't seen these movies in literal years: you know there was a whole side plot where Penelope was dealing with self-esteem issues with her dad cause she was afraid to fly, right? right?

[@xxstingerxx9651]

That's what I was thinking too?

[@whosstal]

Justice for Penelope 😭

[@elemnopee..]

I was looking for this comment-

[@SallyB_23]

@@whosstal Yeah Penelope was my girl when I was young. Looking back the movie is actually really good, especially for kids, because not only does it show that it’s okay to break free from an abusive parent/child relationship (in the case of Rapunzel + Gothel), but relationships between parents and children that are strained by high expectations can be healed when the parent learns to accept and love their child fully for who they are (and that we all have inner abilities and powers that will develop in their own time, if we believe in ourselves)

[@TheGong00zler]

Exactlyyy

[@ryu_blvij8168]

This is my favorite Kurtis video, since he uploaded it. Everytime I want a good laugh I watch this episode. Thank you Kurt boi😁

[@pudding4eva101]

Bratz had better diversity & style. Barbie had a better franchise in terms of their movies & attempts at “positivity” for girls by promoting STEM careers

[@kriblar98]

I always saw bratz as more mature than barbie

[@alicegallagher9291]

Agree! X

[@theshiniestmermaidonearth4283]

I liked Bratz because they had dolls that looked like me and my friends. Like ya, barbie had Theresa and Christie, but they weren't on her level lol

[@HolidayParty173]

my mom never let me watch (get dolls, play the video games, etc) Bratz because of how snobby they were

[@sophie-ip4nj]

so true bestie

[@lalahadams1061]

Kurtis is near the completion of his 80's American Dad transformation

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3bYXqijgZ2AlaM🙏🙏

[@brianacarey8617]

Now he just needs Hawaiian shirts and it will be complete

[@user-is7xs1mr9y]

He looks like my uncle in 1992 when he was already a dad lol.

[@l.e.2154]

the only thing missing is a child 😄

[@MissDraiha]

Did dads wear short shorts in the 80s outside Australia? (We called them stubbies). If we could get Kurtis into some short shorts - chef's kiss!

[@atmosphericentry0]

It's funny that the reason Kelly looks so terrifying is because she literally has Barbie's same face mold/features just squished down lol. They didn't even reduce the size of her head.

[@aliisliterallyinurwallsrn]

So many likes but so little replies

[@britneyspearsstan]

@@aliisliterallyinurwallsrnI'm here to help 🫡

[@Smiley.08]

lol

[@packoradical2538]

now that you’ve said that I literally can’t unsee it, you have burdened me with the gift of knowledge

[@ZaidAlwayz7]

Damn, I didn’t realize that

[@ilmlya]

"do I wanna gnome" is actually the best joke I have encountered on this channel

[@mildbubblefruit4181]

I’d pay a lot of money for Kurtis to review all these movies, my guy.

[@kierstin8734]

literally

[@eimypaez8131]

Same

[@bluefamiliar]

me too dude, literally the best youtube video i’ve watched in months

[@jacxy_cool8893]

Me too please 😭😭😭 I love this kinda shit

[@Jamie-oc8ds]

I want him to watch the bratz sleepover movie 😭

[@jestenia590]

Dang Barbie’s waist is snatched to the gods, dude grabbed it like a frickin big gulp

[@sophiamock5774]

LIKE A BIG GULP

[@dollfacedotcult]

I’M CACKLING

[@vavasho2401]

Considering how terrifying most animal sidekicks in Barbie movies are, can we appreciate how cute Penelope is ahh

[@koda_dawgg]

right? penelope is the only cute barbie animal.

[@silly_.rabbit2]

Yes Penelope is rlly cute

[@silly_.rabbit2]

H or NY we a s el

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

@@koda_dawgg The ice bear was also pretty cut- wait it had human eyes like the animals in the island movie nvm But I did like the parrot and the cat in 12 Dancing Princesses. Also, the Golden Retriever in Princess Charm School, however his sound design was... Truly something.

[@tiff9911]

Tika was definitely the most cursed Barbie animal. Both look wise and character wise

[@lgnbby]

Honestly all the bratz movies I watched felt like a fever dream the bratz kids sleepover movie honestly had me convinced I made it up until like a year ago when I accidentally fell upon it again. What a vibe

[@nntbm]

as someone who recently, quite literally, watched EVERY barbie movie, rapunzel actually scored pretty low on our scoring system, which we call the barbometer. should have watched the princess and the pauper or princess charm school smh

[@averyriker4374]

PRINCESS CHARM SCHOOL IS TOP TIER OMG

[@Hauntaku]

How about the very gay one? lol I'm not being very specific. Um.. ok, there's the one I forget the name of that has them fighting an evil sorceress and there's a mirror with a princess trapped in it.

[@staycgirlsitsgoingdown4745]

@@Hauntaku Barbie and the Diamond Castle

[@nntbm]

@@Hauntaku diamond castle? yes, that one also got a high rating, and i believe was placed in the “more gay than usual” category

[@starseer73]

where is the pegasus movie on the barbometer cuz i saw that like sixteen times

[@topsoil86]

"Dylan twerks about it" is the funniest shit I've ever heard

[@schuesslerlauren]

I was dying 😂

[@caia-moon]

Just to clarify for those who haven’t seen the absolute masterpiece that is barbie as rapunzel (not even being sarcastic), the plot does explain why she can’t just fly away on penelope the dragon. Gothel cast a wall of protection around the castle so that nobody would find them in the woods and it’s impassable unless you fly over the top and throughout the film penelope tries to fly over but can’t because she’s afraid of heights and falls down! No plot holes here

[@brinetbirdy1765]

^^ damn right

[@shush9687]

rapunzel barbie is superior. everything about it is so magical

[@blandalfthebeige2502]

Give him to meeee ughhh 😩

[@Aqua-oz4nb]

That one was my favorite

[@CatieMaria]

thanks for the explanation, person whose first name is just a wronger version of my first name

[@nope2568]

ngl... the footsteps in barbie slap. Ive always loved them for some reason. Still obsessed with that sound 10+ years later

[@kaitlynstefaniuk7946]

If Kurtis hates Kelly now, wait until he watches Barbie in Swan Lake

[@sischaotica]

O yeah I remember that one lol

[@cheeseisherelive]

Or the nutcracker 😂

[@roses_or_smthn]

can’t forget the 4 kelly equivalents in the 12 dancing shoes

[@youbasictoxicconch]

@@roses_or_smthn i want Kurtis to explode on cam seeing one of the Kellies literally always falling

[@eve7499]

@@roses_or_smthn YESSSS THE ONE WHERE THEY WERE THE BALLET DANCERS AND FOUND THE SECRET PLACE RIGHT??

[@Camille.hardyy]

Would pay big money to watch Kurtis’ commentary on all barbie movies ever

[@maureenahearn5723]

That would be my new favorite thing if he did. This needs to happen

[@helloleo3965]

@@maureenahearn5723 FAX NO CAP

[@sarap.7767]

Me too!! Lol

[@melisacaceres8740]

He would have a field trip with Barbie Diaries

[@Circusmaid]

Same. And by "pay big money" i mean watch watch it for free on his channel. But i WOULD thoroughly enjoy it though!

[@jellys2162]

that weasel's next level, why did they think this was appropriate oh my fcking god

[@jemi3306]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3bYXqijgZ2AlaM❤

[@sobblewobble9587]

give him to me aaaauuuuuugghhhh😩

[@anordinaryfellow2832]

@@sobblewobble9587 bro 😂😂

[@SmeIIyRat]

My sister has that movie, and the fact that I never noticed that makes me disappointed in myself, how could I miss THAT

[@queenofcats9240]

What you said about Bratz being more inclusive with other skin stones is what made me want one in the first place. As a kid, all my Barbies looked the same, and then I got my Yasmin doll and she had tan skin, brown hair and brown eyes. She instantly became my favorite doll and I would take her with me everywhere. I still have her with me. That’s a part of my childhood that I don’t wanna let go because it really lit up my life at the time

[@Maddie-qq8dv]

I love how Kurtis just refers to the main Bratz cast as “Brianna and friends” throughout the whole thing....as if the ‘and friends’ aren’t the very people that the entire franchise is centered around 😭

[@emilyrobinson1610]

It was weirdly frustrating for him to not say any of their names!

[@saniyayaya7608]

lmao literally came to comment this like those are the main girls!!

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

B Rianna And Tfriend Z

[@lukeviljoen4705]

I just honestly think no one really cares

[@Skyexsantana]

@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 LMFAOOOOO

[@iquegrey76]

How is describing Kelly as "how stubbing your toe feels like" so god damn accurate???

[@user-vw4xp5nt9f]

:3

[@Firestarfan-pf6ot]

But why does stubbing your toe feel so god damn painful??? like im not breaking my foot im accidentally lightly kicking the door/

[@tealrootsg]

bc her head is shaped like a toe

[@busebuse8968]

@@Firestarfan-pf6otkıpk

[@meganchambers8108]

I feel like Bratz dolls were the edgier, younger, trendier versions of Barbie. And I think I remember my mom not wanting me to be into Bratz dolls because the name "Bratz" was like, too sassy? Like you shouldn't want to be a brat?

[@Just-in-Space]

Ya I think tons of parents took there whole stance on bratz from the name. Which seems like an huge excuse now a days. I pretty sure tons of kids toys are named stupider things then brat. Luckily my own mother still got my sister and I them even being a basic white Christian mother. But she also let us watch Harry Potter so Satin must have been in our house for sure.

[@lorettadunne210]

@@Just-in-Space There are definitely things with worse names than bratz. For example, Poopsie

[@Just-in-Space]

@@lorettadunne210 yes that abomination is for sure one of them. And I pretty sure tons of boy toys were named gross and stupid shit since day one. So idk the Bratz thing misses the bar.

[@waterfall5660]

SAME

[@kayla_mallen]

My deprived childhood exactly loll

[@samanthakaitlynm]

The bratz movie was so magical as a kid like the glasses scene, the club, their mom!!?? I love it so much

[@ArcherFudge]

The whole brats movie sounds like a roleplay my best friend would have come up with when we were like 7. The only difference was i would insist i had a sword

[@flor473]

NAHHH FRRRRR

[@frenchish1177]

you had no business calling me out like that

[@mammoneymelon]

we all had the exact same childhood /j

[@SearaChar]

That's so based of you

[@amourbabysx7167]

Imagine Kurtis came out with a Barbie vs Brats series’s, I feel like that would be the highlight of 2021.

[@user-yz4jg7xl7u]

Yep!

[@alvakarlsson8148]

agreed

[@chaseashley6775]

Then he can see how great the other Barbie movies are

[@emmastar020]

Pleaseee

[@aishaalturkistani4378]

Barbie island princess vs bratz gypsy magic

[@davidbowen8456]

Barbie literally invented the multiverse, so I think we can all respect her for that.

[@Hauntaku]

The Barbieverse is a strange and mystical place.

[@davidbowen8456]

@@Hauntaku so true

[@ailinamari]

barbie walked so marvel could run

[@averysturgis1375]

I think that tangled handled the idea of rapunzel’s head/neck hurting when someone climbs her hair. In tangled rapunzel wraps her hair around a hook, which makes the hook hold the weight of the person instead of her neck.

[@Mmakkam]

Kurtis should honestly watch so many more barbie movies.

[@gabrielleslabaugh619]

PRINCESS AND THE PAUPER PLEASE

[@ari4226]

@@gabrielleslabaugh619 o

[@winterens2630]

12. Dancing. Princesses.

[@Peachyshork]

Fairytopia Reason number 1: *Bibble*

[@kathrynhonor]

the island princess bc i need commentary on the elephant

[@dakotadad8835]

Kurtis “you cant just sue people you don’t like” ... ye....yea you can, you’ll probably lose but you definitely can

[@table2065]

You’ll almost definitely lose😂😂😂

[@Julie-qd9qx]

Judge: what happened “Your honor he did not pass the vibe check” Judge: GUILTY!!!!

[@dakotadad8835]

@@table2065 judge: “ (clears throat ) am I reading this correctly you’re suing the defendant, a one Kurtis Connor, because you don’t like him? Is that the gist of the claim?” Me: “ ahh ye...yes sir, well no I DO like him but I disagree with his assumption that you can’t sue people just cause you don’t like them so I spent thousands of dollars on an attorney just to show him you can, but I don’t assume I’ll win” Judge: (looks at plaintiff bewildered) “so...ok well you’re correct you won’t win and this is a waste of my time...the case is dismissed” Me: “excu...excuse me judge but I would just like to reiterate and want it in the records that you in fact CAN sue people for the simple reason of just not liking them” Judge: “ well yes I suppose, but it’s absurd on every level there is no legal grounds and again this is a waste of mine and this courts time, case is dismissed and the defendant wins” Me: (looks at Kurtis 😈😈) Kurtis: (shakes his head in disappointment then raises his hands and shoulders in confusion) “you didn’t win what is happening right now you’re a psycho” Me: “I love your videos”

[@shronkler1994]

trump card amirigght

[@Dirk_Strider]

Onision loves suing people he doesn't like and then dropping his own lawsuits before he loses.

[@janasehly3139]

Stefan's hands fit around barbie's WHOLE waist are u kidding me

[@Pennysparling]

HOLY SHIT

[@itsbritneybyotch7471]

Big hands + small waist 0.0

[@benh.1065]

IKR LIKE WHAT AHA

[@petrabonnie]

Ikr? I used to see that as a kid and I wanted to be like that lmao

[@moon_skittles7905]

If the woman is slight enough and the man is large enough it's feasible, but Barbie wasn't wearing a corset and Stefan was around her size...

[@Itsmeiswearr]

So I just started watching ur videos out of order this summer and I haven’t gotten to this one until today but I’ve always wondered where the BALLS thing came from. So glad to know it was from Barbie’s lips

[@Daraling1]

“Kelly falls into a hole where they *unfortunately* save her life” nah I’m sorry I burst out laughing here 😭😭😭😭

[@usuaria2936]

💀💀😭😭😭

[@beed1290]

YOU HAVE TO ADMIT SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN NIGHTMARE THO- 😭😭😩

[@Celestiaaa_16]

“I didn’t mean it I’m desperate” OMG NOT KURTIS MOCKING JAMES’S “apology video” 😭

[@basilbites]

with the WOOMP WOOMP WOOMP too 😭

[@libbythehuman]

THAT KILLED ME I HAD TO GO BACK AND WATCH IT TWICE AHBAAKOSMD

[@gsiya4023]

Yeah even the channel name

[@ghostie7776]

Wich james

[@Celestiaaa_16]

@@ghostie7776 Charles

[@crankyveggiegirl]

I love that Kurtis covers random topics like this and doesn’t just stick to one specific genre of video. I literally never know what I’m gonna get when I click on his videos but I almost always learn something new and laugh my ass off while doing it. Thank you kurtis!

[@jaymorris9166]

Shut up he’s mine

[@AxxLAfriku]

I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear angeka

[@emventuresrants9612]

666 likes lol

[@bloop4527]

@@AxxLAfriku hate

[@nijah3893]

@@bloop4527 are you spreading "hate"? If so lol 😂

[@introvertedbookworm1]

That sneeze at the end was so beautiful, I think I'm gonna cry 🥹

[@starprxnce]

the way he only calls them "briyannas friends" is so fucking funny seeing as theyre the main characters of the movies and the franchise itself

[@starprxnce]

@George Washington so true bestie

[@mondimonday9390]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZLZaJuZnMqGgac

[@pablitoclavounclavito9375]

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[@hassannurlorere8233]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/robTg2ereNakm6c

[@ellexarden]

hahahaha i was dying at that

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

Okay I noticed 2 things he got wrong about Barbie Rapunzel: first of all, it is established that the dragon could not fly high and her getting that ability was a part of the climax of the movie. Secondly, Gothel didn't put that spell on Rapunzel before because she did not believe her to be a liar before that night. While we know that Rapunzel was not lying, she doesn't and we don't know if there is a spell to trap people regardless of whether they lie or not. I take my Barbie lore very seriously because that's what adults do.

[@Apricus1]

Please, teach me more.

[@erin2597]

you’re amazing.

[@ragmamale4783]

LMAO SO COOL

[@Belllean]

Yas queen

[@scrltjkbx]

hell yeah

[@sterling_x9]

Kurtis finally having the gumption to speak his truth and stop doing the extra greeting is a great progression in his character arc

[@shawnagray5307]

True but ngl I subscribed for the extra greeting :/ …. At first 👀

[@Toastydoom69]

I've never been so torn, I applaud Kurt's for having the courage to break boundaries in today's society but at the same time The extra greeting™️ is all that holds this fragile ecosystem together

[@BreannaHill-e9z]

As someone who's name is Breanna, pronounced the same way, hearing the line "So Brianna's friends get kidnapped by the pixies and Dylan twerks about it, which is honestly a power move" literally made my day you have no idea how hard i laughed

[@richardgimbel2230]

“Rupunzal is bald now” is stuck in my head and will be forever.

[@rexfordwinchester6022]

FOR REAL THO

[@sophiaperrin7339]

Okay but Penelope wasn't good at flying at the beginning of the film and wouldn't have been able to fly her down. But after she's gained her confidence at the end and has some experience under her belt, she can get Rapunzel out of the tower. That's character growth ✋

[@larvaedadindex]

You're kidding

[@sophiaperrin7339]

@@larvaedadindex No. I'm completely serious. My rant about the Barbie movie under Kurtis' video should be taken at face value. I don't fuck around.

[@cuttage638]

yess! exactly what i was thinking the whole time

[@sophiaperrin7339]

@@cuttage638 js barbie stomped on Bratz movies. Nobody animates classic literature like Matel. Assuming we are ignoring all the misogyny and exclusivity of the body type they represented 👀👀👀👀

[@lizzypinajian]

youre damn right thats character growth

[@toryjaeger8557]

I feel like kurtis should just review more Barbie movies I would watch for sure

[@nikster4729]

AGREED

[@lollpariss]

its all movie this, movie that but are we not gonna talk abt the fire bratz soundtrack !! not even js bratz but in barbie fairy secret, the one where she’s like a mermaid princess, and the spy movie like it goes so hard

[@user-ob5il7cy8o]

"Dylan walked so eboys could run their fingers through their hair"

[@acultural_]

kinG shit

[@isao3o]

honestly the main reason i preferred bratz to barbie when as a kid was just cause they were more unique and outgoing with their style, while barbie dolls looked really boring to me. not to mention at the time poc barbies were not a big thing at the time 😬 so seeing the same girl everywhere was just meh. i do believe they put more thought into their movies tho so there’s a plus on that! and i think their more expensive dolls( tbh they’re all a lil pricey) like the holiday barbie looked like nice collectibles. but again, expensive as hell 😅

[@TheKleptix]

interesting, i played with barbies in the 90s and definitely had POC barbies to play with. that being said, i don't know much about bratz dolls, but that movie kurtis watched defo lacked in poc xD

[@tunafish5462]

I had a lot barbie dolls growing but I liked bratz more cuz they had a video game that I loved playing as a kid also my uncle got me a big bratz doll for my birthday once, it came with nail polish and lipstick that I could put on her. she wore a leather jacket too! I still think it was the best gift someone got me ever. Bratz are sick.

[@maggie-je8hr]

i just never had bratz bought for me🧍🏻‍♀️ now i feel like they’re better but i only had like one or two bratz dolls

[@victoriancarwash4393]

bandori!!

[@Yue_ggi]

@@TheKleptix there was only 2 poc barbies for the million others that existed until like 2010

[@aly9681]

Hey! He's our mayor. He's definitely not a virgin.

[@darienowns]

It's a known fact that mayors can't be virgins

[@subliminalreviewer5657]

it’s a legal requirement for mayors to not be virgins! /s

[@deleteyourself8965]

@@subliminalreviewer5657 Wait really?-

[@trashbaby9000]

@@deleteyourself8965 yes ofc liberal 🙄

[@ashespirale3237]

@@trashbaby9000 jeez Brianna

[@jovana_kocic]

Sephán...wrapping his hands around barbie's entire waist. That's the most important scene. PeriodT