Sharticles 25 | Barshens

[@koenvandamme6901]

Barry and Stuart saying "Who is Nick Richardson?" in near perfect sync is so satisfying.

[@michaelwilliams9566]

I can't believe we are on Sharticles #25. We have had some laughs... Some tears... And surely there's a small town in Scandinavia where people still look up to the sky to see if Bieber's plane has returned... For Slepp the Idol still hungers... #GiveSleppYourBones

[@mgthestrange9098]

DJ Jizzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince of Bell End. ☺️

[@michaelwilliams9566]

Mhairi Gibbons I need to give you more likes. Brb making 100,000 more accounts to give you all the likes.

[@azuritet3]

the Fresh Prince Albert of Bell End?

[@ChrisMcFeely]

That shot in the opening of Barry shouting down the phone then turning and open-mouthed grinning at the camera never fails to make me smile every week. :D

[@HappyCynic]

They knew the suitcase had Walkers crisps in it because it was only half full.

[@gibbie80s61]

eldospinks Too real dammit! :)

[@michaelwilliams9566]

HEYYYOO! *ba-dum tss* That was brilliant.

[@simontay4851]

And it belonged to Gary liniker

[@gibbie80s61]

That may explain the HMRC cheque. Some dodgy tax deal.

[@polishenglish8356]

I hope that Barry will get all the brand deals he wants and will start acting naughty and sharing his naughty stories with us! :D

[@polishenglish8356]

Nice to meet you and nice to know that my comments are so visible! :) Cheers, mate! :)

[@Szriko]

+Polish English That'd be a fast way to lose sponsorships.

[@lm_dccxl4078]

at least it is clean, ive seen recently some accounts commenting and getting a ton of likes, also with a lot of subs without even have a single video uploaded.

[@rocknrollnerd5]

Given that big ol' room, and they sit at their table and read. This is why I love them

[@abbystevens5693]

rocknrollnerd5 without even pretending it s not scripted.Or trying to keep up the magic of being able to remember by studying their texts during days beforehand

[@Popolothe1]

I feel like the movie Krull comes up unusually often when Ashens is involved.

[@HattmannenNilsson]

To be fair, though, it is one of the best movies mankind has ever produced. Why not mention it to your friends? Bring it up in casual conversation at the water-cooler at work? Surely, the full burden of bringing attention to this indisputable masterpiece shouldn't be Stuart's alone to bear.

[@RetroPlus]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[@michaelwilliams9566]

It is a reference I've never heard quite so often until I became a fan of Ashens.

[@noobiusmaximus6314]

The only trustworthy news source on the internet

[@boogerhaze93]

"...and said his hair, beard, clothes, and jewellery match.", Oh, all the things you can change about yourself and/or purchase? What a coincidence! Nick's a twot.

[@nono-ky2yu]

*_DJ Jizzy Jeff_*

[@Redhotsmasher]

no no DJ Jizzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Cummertime

[@nobel11]

DJ Jizzy Jeff & The Flesh Prince

[@michaelwilliams9566]

"no wonder Uncle Phil was always throwing him out of the house!" That whole bit was hilarious.

[@natgrant1364]

DJ Jizzy Jeff and the Flesh Prints.

[@tentringer4065]

And the Stale Prince.

[@rayceeya8659]

Sharticles is still my favorite Barshens bit. It was your first and its still the best.

[@ShikiKiryu]

the lead/collar was probably not for a dog...which somebody left behind in their hotel room

[@abbystevens5693]

propably not lol...

[@bomccravy4298]

POO WATCH UPDATE: 47 days THEY RELEASED HIM AFTER 47 DAYS. 47 DAYS WITHOUT POOPING. took him directly to a hospital. I hope hes doing well

[@dragonmac1234]

Jizzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince, thanks for that image Barry. I had a perforated stomach ulcer years ago and didn't poop for nine days, that was quite painful.

[@dragonmac1234]

I was given prune juice and mild laxatives in the hospital, but I guess my stomach had more serious things to control than whether I went to the bathroom or not. After that amount of time I'd guess the guy was eating something (you certainly can't survive without water for more than a few days).

[@michaelwilliams9566]

I took a laxative 2 days ago. They were these ittttyyyy-bitty pills my wife had bought months ago. I took 2. The next morning I had forgotten I'd even taken them because I still hadn't pooed. I go to work, nothing. Come home, nothing. Suddenly roughly 24 hours after taking them... My stomach aggressively(and audibly) rumbled. I had to rush to the toilet. And it was not good. TL;DR: took 2 laxatives and nothing happened. 24 hours later I exploded.

[@abbystevens5693]

Michael Williams that s the reason I learned as a pharmacy ass. to warn patients to make sure they either make sure they are every minute after taking it within small distance of a working and free toilet and pr weat adult daipers (not the kink or RP oned but the pnes for if adults are unable to use controle the anus or have none anymore.It works depending on the patient..some have bowrlmovement witin a hour..but itll run upto 24 hoyrs or more if it s a tablet you took.

[@michaelwilliams9566]

Abby Stevens i imagine those can be very awkward conversations, depending on the customer. Hahahahaha. Thanks for sharing, gave me a good laugh.

[@2x4noah]

How can someone be so wholesome yet so dirty

[@michaelwilliams9566]

That Pizza Hut shart is ridonkulous. That is clearly not him on the Pizza Hut box.

[@abbystevens5693]

Michael Williams indeed.the man might have thought tp get a load of money from the storeowner?

[@koholos]

For those wondering, the man pooped on the same day this video was recorded.

[@simonroberts77]

The best Sharticles for ages! Bravo Stu and Barry!

[@RobertT1999]

Wow, I started this video with full volume. I got the full "SHARTICLES!" at the beginning there from Stuart.

[@landofgrundo]

I’ve been watching barshens so much while getting through exams and it really did help me. Great to see another sharticles!

[@anthonynickwizza208]

10:20 He was eventually released from custody without going for a dump because they where breaching human rights.

[@alexwells6876]

Wow, I googled "poowatch" and there was an article about the guy being released which was publish on 7th March, I never realised they recorded their videos that far in advance! I thought it was more like a month or something.

[@cheapshow]

ironically, we have a backlog of episodes that we are finally pushing out now!

[@alexwells6876]

Don't push that backlog out too hard, straining is bad for you!

[@TheSwiftFalcon]

I learn so much from this show.

[@AprilSlocombe]

Although the third story is enough to make any man wince I like how it took place in Newport, South Wales because I have family there.

[@samfrisby6135]

Barry, everyone has a gap between their eyebrows.

[@jackwilliamtaylor5656]

I wonder if he’s pooed yet…

[@MysticJhn]

After watching this video, I was forced to google #PooWatch. Spoiler: He finally pooed after 47 days.

[@nagamitsu9428]

Such a great channel. Props to the barshens team!

[@Chick3nluvver]

how old are some of these sharticles?? #poowatch finished ages ago, with the suspect being released on bail after *OVER SEVEN WEEKS* without pooping

[@charlottestevens9352]

The film every few months for the whole day and if u think roughly 10 min videos say double that unedited that still 3 an hour and about 15 a day

[@cheapshow]

its more like each episode takes 20 - 30 mins to film, which linton tries to whittle down (or whittle up - if its a short vid) to a more manageable 12 - 15 mins... we make about 7 episodes in a day (because there is a lot of faff with set up per video, cameras, sound, lighting, props etc) and it usually takes the whole day to get it all done. So we make a month an half's worth of episodes in a day and as we go on month by month (we record monthly) , we end up with a bit of backlog at times.

[@charlottestevens9352]

Cheap Show my guess wasnt to far off, I love this channel shame videos can't be uploaded more often but with the meet ups I know its not possible

[@Chick3nluvver]

just to clarify everybody, I was referring to the news articles themselves, not the videos. I always thought videos were filmed weekly!

[@cheapshow]

Not too bad a guess at all!! ;P If we could make actual money doing Sharticles, i am sure we would love to do more... but we all have busy lives, jobs and responsibilities, so we just aim to do as many as we can, per filming day, as we possibly can and have a laugh doing so!

[@theunluckydip]

Here's one for you - "Humiliating scam led to mum and daughter licking Poundworld staff's feet after fake phone call"

[@polishenglish8356]

Now I want to join the #PooWatch myself! :D

[@abbystevens5693]

Polish English it ended on day 47.

[@rizdizla]

Don't change yourself Barry, dirty Barry is the best

[@GlitchGambas]

#poowatch lasted 47 days and he was released from custody free of charge... this proves that if you're stubborn, it'll eventually turn out your way

[@clarinetgaming1708]

I would leave my Mother-in-law in my hotel room...

[@thishonestgrifter]

Clarinet Gaming I wouldn’t let her in there in the first place.

[@jacksamuel4300]

As somebody who lives near Newport, I sincearly apologise

[@Dempsey1504]

Looking at the article about Nick Richardson, it seems like it was printed in a Leicester newspaper. So even with how terrible the local Redditch Standard/Advertiser newspapers are, even they probably thought it was too sharty to print.

[@dmd8552]

PAUL GANNON! WOOH!

[@JoLiKMC]

03:01 - _Hah!_ I _knew_ that Barry being cheeky was going to bite him I the bum! Barshens is a _horrid_ influence on such a sweet and innocent gent. Truly! (And, if you believe _that,_ I've got some land west if Canada you might be interested in. ツ)

[@benracer]

How old is the poo watch thing? I swear I heard about it before June

[@twocvbloke]

Why is it that anything to do with turd is so damned funny? Toilet humour, it can never be beaten!! :D

[@lukemoppy]

7:04 you mean from Cambro?

[@h0td0gwater]

who tf is the one bloke that comes here everytime within a few hours of upload, just to dislike? mate whats ur problem

[@abbystevens5693]

'Melia G. There are bots and groups of people who get money to dislike youtube vids

[@h0td0gwater]

Get money, you say? hmm... I'm feeling a job opportunity. But also that's dumb, although I see the appeal.

[@UnrelatedArchives]

Good Morning Barshens!

[@milksheihk]

If Eli got a haircut he'd look more like the bloke on the pizza box than Nick.

[@origulator]

Do you think the cheque and the suitcase of chips were related? Where there some chip related deal going on in that hotel

[@HrZD16]

I swear there is an Australian film based on the premise of the last sharticle. Check out "The Mule" for some dark comedy.

[@TheSpectreN8]

The guy not shitting in prison really ages this video and shows how long ago this was filmed...

[@abbystevens5693]

Anyone getting the same ad about the golden rose banfle with some kind of liquid container in it from Whish,?

[@oneofmanyjames-es1643]

How many videos get filmed in one day? I've been trying to work it out based on Eli's appearance but I've lost track.

[@OliviaWonka]

They are mentioned it before. I think they film about four whenever they meet up, but they definitely don't upload them in order

[@DASyam-tb7qt]

Seven videos per day of shoot, but they shoot monthly, which makes them having a bit of a backlog

[@DarthJedi2005remixes]

Careful Stuart, Gary Lineker will be after you... No one can insult Walkers crisps and live!

[@sazman2000]

chinese people take cases of crisps home, as they cant get them there. my mate does it.

[@cheekbonestrenchcoat]

Aww. Feel a bit bad for Barry. We loves his Family Unfriendly attitude. I consider this Barry Lewis After Dark and My Virgin Kitchen as his wholesome side.

[@drunkrdm]

he's just a magician and has been teleporting the poo away.

[@happyotter9]

Honestly, I don't like this big studio with black background. Your first videos had a much cozy feel due to the home-like environment.

[@Masquerade1200]

Theyre not allowed to use the backdrop no more cause of the youtube space rules

[@ILoveRedPandas95]

At a old hotel were i live afew items left behind are Engagment rings IPad Dead for a building Two dogs Pair of old trainers Someone's grandmother

[@IanC14]

Lauren 150695 was the grandmother alive or dead?

[@KougajiCalling]

A deed for a building? Or a building's dead?

[@MrScotttraynor]

it was indy jones movie with the bwain pudding as a desert with the spikes

[@solaireofastora7178]

"I'd rather die than poo"

[@_Piers_]

It seems unlikely that the fire crew from two different stations were need to remove that spanner....the rest obviously just went along for a laugh.

[@HattmannenNilsson]

Once again the list is uneven No punctuation.

[@SuPerbMusiCFan]

Zero punctuation

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

​@@SuPerbMusiCFanFully Ramblomatic.

[@TheSweepPC]

Of course the list is uneven without my name 10 times at that end lol Je suis Don Hill (;

[@JordyValentine]

Looks like he lasted 47 days before they got sick of waiting and sent him to the hospital

[@Lego3400]

I'm more concerned about the rocket someone left behind at a hotel.

[@jeeves_uk]

6:06 ... ouch.

[@rekadd]

yay more shart

[@asbjo]

Where is Eli's noodle episode?! It was promised in the second Bars vs Hens.. :D

[@gabe_o_verse]

Regarding the poop story: maybe he's throwing up or he's spitting...?

[@RubbeRxD]

What don't you do anything with Barry anymore, wait this isn't the ashens channel

[@cheesychickengran]

Can you stand up a sec ashens?

[@brianm6337]

#3: He just wanted to tighten his nuts. #4- At least he didn't swallow a wad of bills. Sounds like no change would be expected.

[@Macho_Fantastico]

Walkers Crisps are lovely, screw you Stuart :D

[@schalkespringer]

Oh man...if those drugs were something like dilaudid(hydromorphone) I can see poowatch man having a chance in succeeding

[@Nightfire969]

A Poosarean section?

[@artinyyk]

Is this a reupload? How old is this episode? They released the constipated drug suspect over a month ago.

[@chrisbullock613]

Extra Fabulous we film in batches so are a month or two behind. It isn't a reupload.

[@artinyyk]

Well now I know how the sausage is made. I was worried I was missing out on the latest barshens for a minute.

[@Ash-zy9lu]

The next gameshow you shoud do is a cook off and have barry judge it but he has to gess the secret ingredient. Like pea soup but with added.........you get the idea. Im also ashamed i live so close to the stupidity that happens in newport..

[@IanC14]

Barry has an agent???

[@ChrissieBear]

i think Tom Scott films in Studio 1

[@mrs.hickey9867]

I will not rest until sharticles is pronounced like aristocles.

[@BOYD1981]

I've gone 4 weeks without having a poo before. I hadn't swallowed any (illegal) drugs though.

[@as6110]

JIZZY JEFF 😂

[@DOYLIE189]

I thought you could only legally be held for 48hr by the police but only more than that if its a terror attack

[@lewisfleming1765]

In sharticle 2 the people are holding the pizza differently

[@eldragonrojo42069]

Newport represent! #spamhammerspanner #foolswithtools

[@samfrisby6135]

You know what I like?...Sharticles.

[@drragonwolf]

amazing

[@maxscardanelli6185]

I only poo once a week and I’m fine. I really want to hear Barry’s hotel story though.

[@BritishAdam]

So much disappointment the end clip was not Barry explaining how he almost lost a brand deal :(

[@imbetterthanyouis]

how many courics is it going to be #poowatch

[@weareone3923]

Eventually, after almost seven weeks of self-enforced constipation, Chambers was released on bail and sent straight to hospital in a police car with a medical professional at his side. "On the basis of all the medical evidence in this case it is most appropriate, both in the interests of Mr Chambers and of justice, to ensure he receives the hospital treatment he needs," Deputy Chief Constable Ben-Julian Harrington said today in a statement. He added that the police would not "shy away from talking about the unpleasant truths that go hand in hand with the drug dealing lifestyle, from the violence often perpetrated by those involved to the expectation on dealers to 'plug' drugs to avoid capture". The man's battle with his bowels have been met with astonishment, envy and praise on Twitter. ® theregistercouk

[@weareone3923]

Man of Steel: Bowels edition

[@BenBevan66]

NEWPORT!

He must have had a problem with his nuts...

[@ajanta7]

apparently a spanner is a wrench?? huh

[@ianvandeventer196]

And my mum sayed this show wasn't educational!!

[@lmpst7915]

See, if the pod came back Barrys brother cousin Barry who just sounds exactly like him could say what he likes. Or yknow pimp out the cheapshow podcast. They let you have a bigger room but not the backgrounds?

[@MMmmmVarley]

Krull is satisfactory.

[@briangriffin9842]

1 persons photo was on Pizza Hut boxes

[@jokesmakemehappy4201]

I am glad fecalearitis is finally being talked about on a popular platform, people like me get no attention in the media and there is almost no medical research to support our recovery.

[@sharkkebunni]

The more you know

[@Grimmykin]

I am from Redditch and still have no idea who Nick is.

[@kachow1970]

Forget #SpringWatch it's all about #PooWatch.