Spit Take | Barshens

[@benjokazzooie]

Still visiting this masterpiece.

[@HerrBjork]

Had you read the text on the box to a certain electric violin, Ashen would've lost immediately

[@muisverriet]

ANTONIO STELLA BOTTOM TILE

[@benjaminmiddaugh2729]

Or perhaps he's had time to develop an immunity.

[@mothturtle7897]

talk like a fool

[@jc441-i3q]

Ashens long time no read violin (violin) description

[@sarabeck7771]

Nothing has ever been more true :)

[@seanm1955]

*dead silence in background* Barry (laughing): I GET THAT ONE

[@plapbandit]

Paul Gannon, Water Cannon!

[@TheCynicalJedi]

Best comment. Well done good sir lmfao

[@samholdsworth420]

I'd let him spray my face 😭

[@samholdsworth420]

9:04 😂

[@emilyhensx]

Just hearing Ashens say that" your mom will never let me hear the end of it" as Ryan chokes is the best uncle response.

[@LyingSecret]

It reminds me of Pike and Wilson from Dad's Army :D If you get that reference anyway.

[@emilyhensx]

@@LyingSecret I watched M.A.S.H as a kid, and it was like 20+ years old then. Plus I'm American.

[@LyingSecret]

Ha yeah I did wonder as you looked rather young :D Basically Pike is the youngest guy in the Home Guard at about 18 (otherwise made up of old men), Wilson is dating his mother and has to worry about Pike and what his mother thinks in the same way. The series is so old now that the first 'season' is in black and white!

[@aqua-b7r]

This video is full of polish. Eli's filthy laughter in the background, Ryan getting a chance to exercise his inner sadistic show host, Paul in a poncho, how incredibly entertained Barry is by dad jokes ( and how he read the children’s jokes as if they were dad jokes ), a lesser seen face with a magical name, and finally, how horribly malicious Stuart looks in a poncho. Another successful segment of barshens.

[@Bready_Player_Bun]

I honestly spent more seconds than I'm willing to admit trying to figure out where Poland came in to the equation.

[@leonstrongbow2410]

@@Bready_Player_Bun me too. I am thoroughly ashamed.

[@ShogunMongol]

@@Bready_Player_Bun I'm still trying to figure out what he means by "Polish".

[@eeeeeee3245]

pretty sure it’s polish as in shoe polish not someone from Poland

[@Iinneus]

Octav1us almost IMMEDIATELY breaking down the moment she saw Stu's stoic face was _flawless._ I gotta say, though, Ryan really knew how to deliver those jokes, especially by the end.

[@Battledongus]

Yeah the delivery did it all SUUUPPPEERRRCHIIIICKKEEEENNN indeed!

[@pontifexcellence6648]

This IS the best video on KZbin.

[@nowdoitsomemore]

This video makes me cry every time I watch it, I come back like every year

[@swanningabout]

Like ?

[@patgannon5187]

Happy 40th birthday Paul love mum xxxx

[@chupathingy6626]

Omg, are you really Paul's mum? He's a lovely man. Cheers & thank you for giving us him. 💛 He makes my life better.

[@oneofmanyjames-es1643]

Happy 40th birthday to Paul Gannon!

[@friedchicken297]

Are we sure he's not 38-43? Cause I don't trust him when it comes to numbers generally.

[@FeatherWait]

The Narcomancer "Actually, I'm 39, I've fucked this. SUCCESSFUL BIRTHDAY."

[@chupathingy6626]

Happy Birthday Paul!!!

[@sullygroot924]

Happy birthday Paul

[@BRICK8492]

For the love of god, please make more Spit Take episodes. This was great

[@chupathingy6626]

If only. I'd crowdfund a reunion episode.

[@ankhtahr1401]

05:48 kills me everytime. Great delivery by Ryan and thanks for the zoom, Linton!

[@OhThatsMal]

"Sold for a pound, just like my mum" random self roast from baz 🤣

[@russianspy5307]

I thought it was a bit too harsh

[@Offensive_Username]

I thought it was just perfectly barsh.

[@lividsphincter4098]

Milf 1 -blackball

[@aoifebakunin1966]

Barry does lose his mind on this channel

[@Cimlite]

Barry "The Powerwash" Lewis

[@-EJ-]

Now that barshens has ended i can officially say this was the best episode, I vividly remember almost peeing my pants the first time I saw this.

[@chupathingy6626]

Agree.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

years on the brown couch reading cheap chinese packaging with horrible translations have hardened stuart. once you've experienced a chinese violent that plays angry birds, there is no where left to go.

[@NoFormalTraining]

Wasn't that Anger Birds? Or am I mixing up my knockoffs?

[@geekwithabacklog5979]

@@NoFormalTraining The violin indeed had the Angry Birds theme on it kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5Paapl9rcRkiLcm52s Anger Birds was an “unlicensed port” on the Terminator 1.8

[@-EJ-]

The whole super chicken bit made me laugh the hardest I’ve ever done in probably a year good on ya.

[@sjm4306]

Oh my god ... cant breathe ... this video alongside sharticles are by far my favorite ones. I lost it when paul projectile sprayed straight into eli's face! I had to pause, rewind and replay during each spray!

[@HeyItsAJOmega]

Honestly, Stu vs Octavius felt more like some sort of jedi mind force battle.

[@swanningabout]

Honestly? Who asked you to lie?

[@Wemius61]

NGL, I would love to have seen him lose it, just once.

[@richiefearn4214]

Jesus barry went in full tsunami mode

[@LieseFury]

welcome back to Weird Fetish Videos From Barshens

[@lividsphincter4098]

Don't you kink shame me

[@KlyeKlyeKlye]

The fact that Stuary films stuff in slow-mo is beautiful, also, Happy Birthday Mr. Gannon!

[@Dorelaxen]

I love how Stu never even got close to laughing. Stiff upper lip, mate.

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

The Bunnings-branded ponchos put this video in such a specific two-week era of British history 😂😂😂

[@fizz576]

Man the way Ryan reads the kid jokes gets me every time.

[@scottbrown8305]

In an era of Covid, this video is just WILD

[@JamesSmith-pp5vp]

Octavius slowly dying is relatable content

[@antster1983]

James Smith On her channel Octav1us tells of how she nearly drowned in her school swimming pool trying to replicate Sonic the Hedgehog breathing in air bubbles in the Aquatic Zone. Trope Unlocked: It Makes Sense in Context

[@benjokazzooie]

I come back here once a month. Sublime.

[@darkshoalproductions]

Ooooh my gosh, this was amazing. We need at least nine more of these with randomly assigned brackets and plenty of guest youtubers.

[@nivolord]

Barry is my new main, water type all the way!

[@mikeblatzheim2797]

We need 'Poker Face' Stuart and 'Pressure Washer' Barry to duel it out.

[@chrissysbaby]

immovable object vs. unstoppable force

[@AsymptoteInverse]

This one's now in the runnings for my favorite Barshens segment.

[@anumeon]

The look of pure suffering on Octavius's face is just priceless.. :D (Also, not really a surprise that Barry lost immediatly, was it? Since when can he not laugh at anything)

[@Jarnt8]

YES. Make a million more of these.

[@georgiadreamingbb1245]

I swear steward saying " I'd never hear the end of it from your mother" was the closest " dad " thing I have ever heard him say!!

[@VorpalGel]

Uncle thing, Ryan is Stuarts nephew.

[@defs8073]

Who's Steward?

[@HuntersMoon78]

Paul looks like Pob in that poncho

[@Flibster]

That's it! Thank you!

[@carlosfilho6980]

Paul went full-facial on Eli. And I loved it

[@Pixus82]

Rewatching this during the Covid-19 pandemic.

[@BestBoyPatrick]

Stuart has terrifying inhuman levels of control over his body

[@BritishAdam]

Well, i almost lost a coke over my monitor too. Good video, hope you do another of these in time! Cousin dans delivery of the jokes was on point lol

[@jimydog0009]

Bunnings warehouse! Bennings!

[@WhiteWolf496]

Wunnings Barehouse

[@LukeWatson13]

One of my favourite Barshens videos ever, you must do more spit take videos! Sore from laughing!

[@skelkankaos]

My girl Octavius! Hell yeah!

[@hairyapefilms]

Best one yet! Eli with his eyes shut retreating to his happy place was brill!

[@DokkaChapman]

Poor Octav1us, she never stood a chance.

[@aoifebakunin1966]

Right? "Hey Octavius, come on our show, do some collaboration." "What's the video about?" "Barry's gonna spit in your face like a firehose. Enjoy!"

[@MysticPuma1]

The content on this channel gets better every week! XD

[@devinread9974]

Barry in the background of the cheapshow round: "I get that one!"

[@scott8919]

This is the one of the best videos ever. Laughed like a lunatic the entire way.

[@5oofl3e]

If you roast someone and laugh so hard you spit the water, do you call it a spitroast?

[@antster1983]

Haha, that’s pretty clever! 😂

[@polishenglish8356]

I love that you guys are so great that you can turn a senseless game into comedy gold :D I also died myself watching that :D brilliance, pure brilliance!

[@NewTimes96]

By far one of the funniest gigs of this year. Laughed so hard. Please do more with telling kids jokes but do something weird as a challenge it really makes a great entertainment. Cheers!

[@DashCamSheffield]

#BlameGannon, because this can't be the first time he's spurted over Eli.....

[@jonmahashintina]

Maybe just have Stuart as judge/question reader, since he seems to know the trick to not laughing.

[@juststeve1569]

Being a CheapShow fan I know exactly what went through the heads of Paul and Eli when they heard toothless pig.

[@PuffyRainbowCloud]

Thank you guys so much, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks!

[@DJMouthwash]

Best Barshens in a while. Great format Barry!

[@radaresalaam]

Best Barshens vid in ages. Fantastic!

[@42Claudius]

this is one of your best videos. I would be happy to see a few more spit takes.

[@vijnananath]

Funniest episode in a while, guys. I generally love everything you do, but I laughed out loud quite a lot this time out.

[@LIUKANG02]

Eli and Paul look like two traveling Merchants in those ponchos.

[@MistyLMR]

Officially my favourite video on the internet.

[@nickb9470]

That has to be the funniest Barshens ever. My husband thought I was insane watching this in bed with my headphones on

[@DarkestVampire92]

The day that Stuart laughs at one of those jokes they find on the internet will be the day Barshens airs for the last time.

[@BloodrealmX]

Ouch.

[@zampai]

i haven’t laughed so hard all year.. thank you so much guys. i love your channel!

[@dcflake5645]

I think Poundland took Stuarts soul so he can no longer laugh again.

[@WhiteWolf496]

I NEED MOARRRRR I think I woke some of my family up at 4AM from that super chicken joke omg that was funny

[@Vaati1992]

Spit and bad jokes... I think I will steal this idea for something like a birthday party or a stag night.

[@patgannon5187]

Great show x

[@demonlaharldraws6685]

The slow mo shots made this 10 times better than the already comedy gold it was

[@MXOY99]

I haven't been feeling too good lately... But this video seriously cheered me up!

[@lurkerphoenix]

Brilliant! One of the best episodes for sure!

[@lukaspechar]

Brilliant, simply brilliant!

[@Phoxtane]

Oh dear. More of this please!

[@MusicFurler]

Who needs a super soaker when you have a Water Gannon. Last round was the best I think Paul was trying to hit poor Eli's face and purpose. More like this please.

[@mikesalvia4828]

Best Barshens game yet!

[@mrpandabites]

Best Barshens yet.

[@IntermezzoR]

One of the best ones yet!

[@FeRReTNS]

I think we've got a hit.

[@georgewilson5840]

Can confirm: Is best video on KZbin

[@cheekbonestrenchcoat]

Also, Ashens only concern about maybe killing his nephew on a video... "your mother would never let me hear the end of it"

[@jenniferboughton3663]

Well, he did admit he would save Ryan from a fire before saving his girlfriend... Because his girlfriend can take care of herself.

[@Halfpipesaur]

No way Stuart would lost it to a kid joke. Years of reading broken English from boxes of cheap tat and pirated Chinese DVDs have made him immune to absurd. #Barrywasrobbed

[@koenvandamme6901]

Just don't mention a certain violin builder...

[@chataclysm2112]

@@koenvandamme6901 Stella bottom tile?

[@fallouthirteen]

Yeah, that outtake from the violin thing was the worst he's lost it (that he has shown).

[@MagraveOfGA]

#BarryWasSpunked?

[@WhiteWolf496]

Barry is always robbed

[@kasper-3099]

I cannot remember laughing that much, fantastic.

[@victoriaseylan]

Please can this happen AGAIN

[@happyabbyarts]

Please more of this

[@zampai]

LINTON YOU BRILLIANT EDITOR

[@PinkiePie2]

Best video on the INTERNET.

[@Killingglorie]

Octavious? wow, thats a name

[@jekanyika]

It's pretty roman.

[@Killingglorie]

ye, and its the male version, female would be Octavia

[@dave_archer]

Octav1us Kitten she has a good channel on retro computer games.

[@TofranBohk]

Ah, thanks for that clarification.

[@leecairnduff8021]

Paul did seem to say Sarah once Barry spit on them

[@Weaver_Games]

Man I was cry laughing at this episode - loved it!!!

[@noxaar8268]

What! Bunnings is closing in UK? They're still huge over here in Australia.

[@stephenreed8142]

I flipping love Barshens

[@PyritePirate00]

The rules seem to be, the winner is the one who got spat at the most...Barshens strikes again!

[@jessjonesTMB]

Do this format but with the Chinese DVDs. I don’t think Stuart would last long then!

[@tgft85]

this episode had me in tears of laughter! love your channel :)

[@Kumimono]

Barry spraying like a Lewis Gun.

[@Sewer_Ghost]

The slow mo shots are the beeeest

[@Graknorke]

Octavius looked to be actually in pain there. Impressive resolve.

[@omnipresentsnowflake4698]

That was actually hilarious, I mean I think the kid's jokes did it though

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Octav1us really held it back vs Stuart. While Stuart was like a concrete dam, Octav1us was like a steel pipe that constantly regulated her own pressure, really putting the work in.

[@GeneSavage]

Haven't laughed that hard in a long time; more, more more!!!