Barstool Pizza Review - Grand Street Pizza (New York, NY)

[@MattyStavvy]

The best part is that Dave has helped spawn a new generation of pizza snobs without truly realizing how much he’s influenced the game

[@benjaminbrand9550]

As someone in the process of opening his own pizza place I can agree. I watch this just to keep up with the game.

[@MyStolenAimbot]

@@benjaminbrand9550I want to try your pizza 👀

[@jdawg9137]

Thankfully Davey hurt his shoulder and it kept him from hitting dingers in the MLB, God knows where we'd be without him. 😂

[@jameslivingston7159]

He IS the game. He knows.

[@JayMS916]

So true. I went camping this past weekend and made some pizzas with fresh dough on my buddy's Ooni. Found myself talking about the "undercarriage," the "crisp" and "char," and the "flop." Pizzas came out great.

[@RetailRipper]

i love the reviews when the whole block gets involved. pizza brings people together.

[@j.a.r.family2576]

Huh?

[@imhim9989]

@@j.a.r.family2576 he likes when a review brings multiple strangers together to laugh and talk about pizza. What don’t you get about that

[@RetailRipper]

@imhim9989 lol thanks.

[@j.a.r.family2576]

@@imhim9989 I was confused about a " hole block" involved and even if the spelling wasn't corrected, where was the whole block, while the whole block disagreed with his score.... What is it about the point you don't get? But hey, I hope you guys have a good evening and don't let the hole block influence your reply :) EVERYBODY KNOWS THE RULES!!!!!

[@j.a.r.family2576]

@@RetailRipper also, you know exactly what the comment meant. That's why you changed your post. YOU KNOW THE RULES!!! :)

[@michaelfaircloth3063]

Dave was filled with pride when she said "You trained me well."

[@sense321]

Dave ate that up

[@MRios1128]

His eyes 😂

[@0perat0r]

He was full of something OOH!

[@Rowsy91]

And later he filled her with something else 😂

[@sleepn_on_me2473]

The meat reading is serious

[@Paul-oh4fe]

Joanna definitely earned herself a future guest appearance. I take her score as seriously as dave's based on those couple minutes of talking.

[@Ralphman21]

She has to be on a future review. Dave is a rookie bitch... and makes her change her score

[@yayo4nasal]

Meh not hot enough… gotta be a babe or someone famous to pick up views.🎉

[@Aceshm]

Nah she switched her score drastically, ultimately making her untrustworthy..

[@BrainGrapes]

Everyone knows you gotta get a whole pie for the freshness. I don’t trust her lol

[@PalpitoMcCray]

There's no way on god's green earth that pizza is a 7.4. She lowballed hard to seem like a critic. That's a bare minimum 7.9 in the one bite world, and with that crisp on the crust, realistically no lower than an 8.1

[@thermicrocket4052]

This is the best Dave, when he's cheerful and playful with his fans

[@gbone2636]

The Pizza game is just thriving. Look at this chick spitting straight facts like they came right outta dave's mouth. Dude has changed the pizza landscape permanently.

[@ItsRainingLead]

I'm thinking of taking my family on a pizza trip around New Haven and into a few spots in NY because of Dave's reviews. I'm an 8 hour flight away as well.

[@deenzmartin6695]

@@ItsRainingLeadhell yeah

[@ewoknroll]

Give her a 2nd pizza review job. 2 apizza reviews a day covers more of the world.

[@joesnider880]

@@ItsRainingLead I recommend Bar and Modern in New Haven, CT and Zuppardis in West Haven, CT if you're in the area. Bar is thin crust and Modern more traditional but both are incredible. Zuppardis is pretty awesome too. Dave likes Sallys the most but I have to disagree with him. Sallys is known for their sauce but everything else isn't that great compared to other places in the area. And it's the most overpriced over the others. I'd give Sally's an 8 and the ones I suggested all 9s or higher.

[@spaniardsrmoors6817]

It's always thrived, Italian is #1 most liked food in the world.

[@HeisenbergFam]

2:47 Dave giving 8.2, she gives 7.4 and Dave gets flabbergasted is gold, what a vibe

[@Official.Trevon]

Then they give the difference score of the full box and a slice! Such genuine, fun review!

[@paskowitz]

She almost ended this man's whole career.

[@Romafood]

Dave is funny. Ciao , i love pizza

[@Dime_time333]

There's that Heisenberg bot again

[@D0UGDlMMADOME]

​@@Dime_time333what

[@OG-Jakey]

That pie looked phenomenal!! Rest In Peace Debbie.

[@jernigan007]

wait what, she died???

[@dannynhl9441]

@@jernigan007 Yeah. sadly to cancer . they posted an old video and Dave wrote something.

[@jernigan007]

@@dannynhl9441 just found it, ty

[@RickTheBoss98]

Poor Debbie hope her family are doing well

[@stoneone1479]

I really really liked her.

[@itsnotme07]

LOL "You trained me well!" So accurate!! And that's a great point when ordering just a slice or two, it's going to be better if it's the whole pie.

[@AN-hv1vm]

I agree with Action Bronson that the slice needs to go in the oven for 30 secs to crisp up

[@jameslivingston7159]

Dave is an actual SLICE of Americana. Ive always loved pizza, like many Americans, and he's actually become something i look forward to every weekday. Rest in peace uber Debbie

[@soulsurfseeker]

same here

[@fefetegs8994]

Sry @ Uber deb😭✨🙏

[@Cholaspen]

3:18 Watching Davey’s face light up and seeing that pride in his eyes was wholesome RIP Debbie

[@maddymcmadingson6296]

Who tf is Debbie? The girls name is Jonah.

[@MikeyOJ]

The “you trained me well” was hilarious 😂 😂😂

[@chadcognac5626]

This was actually super funny. A guest review should be like this. Honest, straightforward, not trying to kiss Dave’s ass or hog the camera.

[@nickm.5931]

Pretty sure that lady was trying to kiss up to Dave though

[@Nvh100]

You can tell she didn’t want to look like a rookie and give it a crazy high score thinking Dave would go lower. Blame it on the slice cover up. Everybody knows the rules.

[@fishing9733]

Yup haha

[@OG-Jakey]

Definitely this!

[@tlobb2325]

Rip Miss Debbie. An iconic part to this one bite ride, everybody knows the rules.

[@T_i_O_P_A_]

who the hell is debbie

[@stoneone1479]

Man. This is why I watch these reviews with a fervour. These genuine interactions. Dave always scores a 10 when he's interacting with random people. Some know who he is some don't. He's always such a great guy. Always sincere. No flop in his game..

[@DoTheHuman]

his people skills have great undercarriage

[@lakshyaarora8379]

"You trained me well" Dave's smile after hearing this.... A PROUD DAD

[@TrevorParsnips]

He jizzed in her ear when the camera stopped. Nobody knows the rules.

[@paskowitz]

Jonah with prime NY'er energy. Love it.

[@roryfitzpatrick3571]

She was great

[@minsterhill]

Dave you just found your apprentice. Grow and take that chance or stay in your same path and continue to do greatness!

[@gradybrowning3976]

When he almost eats the whole slice you know it’s a high score! Everybody knows the rules!

[@coldcrush9]

"Don't burn your tongue." Everybody knows Dave hasn't been able to feel his tongue in five years

[@Scarletbull]

4:58 Homie pulling up to Marshmallow Girl to put her on a headlock for that 7.4

[@derstilleabonnierer]

Dave really spawns some of the best sidecharacters, everybody knows the rules

[@monkeygraborange]

That pie is frigging beautiful! 🍕

[@NamaDoodoo]

I THOUGHT IT WAS HIGH 8’s!

[@korencek]

nah. just the crust is ok. Cheese is burnt and by appearence of it it's some cheap cheese.

[@trevvrun]

​@@korencekNope. Not burnt. Top quality low moisture whole milk mozz.

[@Dime_time333]

​@@trevvrunhardly any cheese with oily sauce

[@trevvrun]

@@Dime_time333 Perfect amount of cheese and no oil is a bad quality.

[@ThoseWhoStayUofM]

Dave's a man of the people, not above but equal.

[@weege001]

pretty much said the same just now

[@iliketocomment8144]

@@weege001He goes by Pres! 😆

[@jonmurphy4889]

100% above he's a millionaire...

[@kylemaynard3758]

And for the greater good He walks amongst the evil

[@InfamousAWJ]

J.Cole

[@niki420yuh]

Nice review, love the banter with strangers

[@Phuna420]

I love this video, everyone enjoying each others company and just shooting the shits about pizza. No phones just conversations ❤

[@brassmonkeyidaho]

This is such a great comment ❤

[@HerculesCoronaBorealis]

What a great moment! Dave showing the love with others. Solid gold. That's how you live life! Keep truckin my friend.

[@lunarlight3131]

lmao dave threw a strudel from his mouth onto the pizza and gave that broad a slice. gotta love it everybody knows the rules

[@James_3000]

now she can claim she has dave portnoy dna inside of her

[@XDisintegrationX]

He does this with pieces of cheese so often or just throwing the half eaten piece of top of the rest of the pie, that I always wonder what he does with the pizzas afterwards because if he gives it to his crew or something that's pretty gross.

[@James_3000]

@@XDisintegrationX i kinda dislike him for that, he’s so "ew i don’t want so much cheese and sauce, a pizza should be light and crispy" with his bullshit so he has to throw the excess cheese he got with his bite back, like bro just eat the cheese

[@lunarlight3131]

@@James_3000 cry some more about it why dont ya

[@James_3000]

@@lunarlight3131 please don’t misunderstand, i still love the pizza reviews

[@HeavyHitta_83]

Bro at the end come out ready to fight the first person he seen wearing orange 😂

[@jd32k]

100 percent lol

[@igingerbeardguy]

I think we need another review with her. Dave's face when she said 7.4 was all time stuff.

[@nickm.5931]

I think she was trying to impress him lol. Agreeing that "pizza in Naples is trash"? Idc if Dave (who knows good pizza) says it, it's clearly a stupid thing to agree with - it's where pizza comes from, and is the pizza capital of Italy lol.

[@prorastanate4665]

Love the reviews and look forward to every release. And i love that I have a list of pizza places to go to in the US. But I just can't get with the Naples pizza being trash. The formula to get a high score seems kinda screwed cus there's a clear preference for one style. And I want to be able to compare lots of types of pizza; I'm yet to have an insane TV pizza but it should be able to get a 9. A thicc boi too. And a neapolitan. And that's fine... that's my rating system and I can do that. But i'm building a pizza map from these vids and I wish it could set me onto some amazing neapolitan pizzas as well.

[@YRFKDM8]

The feel good review of the year so far!

[@Davids_Hobbies]

The soundtrack in the background: the French version of Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots are Made for Walking" is pretty fitting considering that Dave's score trampled the one of the girl in the orange sweatshirt.

[@markeasley6149]

Ok on three we will say our score at the same time, everybody knows things are about to go south. Super funny that they validated the whole pie philosophy. Lot of friendly banter in this one.

[@GiraffeFeatures]

The successor of Dave's pizza Empire has been found, all hail the heiress.

[@portnoiteam]

Jonah definitely knows the rules!

[@zoeruntz4998]

"you trained me well" bro was so proud.

[@TheGreatBoomy25]

Individual slices aren't generally better than a whole pie fresh out of the oven. You gotta know that...

[@MayorMcCheese2000]

instant classic and I feel like Debbie is loving this one somewhere watching down on us all

[@ryblack5032]

All the Onlookers watching Dave Always Make this Amazing Show Even Better ❤ Everybody Knows The Rules

[@uncannydan]

"Orange Sweater's friend commented on how much better it was~ Kuddos to everyone involved! That was fun.

[@CodeResp]

Dave creating a generation of pizza reviewers

[@ShibaMomma143]

I'm watching but my mind is on Debbie... I'm still in disbelief. Rest in peace, sweet Debbie. Thanks for all the joy and the laughs. You will never, ever be forgotten. ❤️

[@bobscousinbob7702]

How anybody dislikes Dave really perplexes me. Everybody knows the rules.

[@JonDoe-007]

Keep it in the pants bud

[@darrellid]

The random interactions with strangers are what turn good reviews into great ones.

[@redcomet0079]

22 pizza orders don’t mean nothing to the Prez Everybody knows the rules

[@casecracka6770]

I love how you pulled Joanna in the scoring process. She's cool and made this very fun! Love when people get along. Not many people want to talk like this anymore.

[@peteyn.y.7960]

I would’ve said an 8.6 by the looks of it! Prez loves the bubbles on the crust everybody knows the rules! 😎😂

[@joemoneytaker1766]

That guy at the end who ran out to see who scored it 7.4 🤣

[@michaeldallen234]

First time guest reviewer score seemed more impactful than Dave's. Chick definitely knows the rules

[@DannyJuke]

Dave is The Man of the People. How could you not love this guy?

[@TheJPILES]

I just love the fact that no matter the troll hate, Dave does his thing and has fun! Pizza scores???! Everyone is just butthurt they didn’t think of it! Cheers, Dave 🥂 do your thing my guy

[@sand_ford_n_sun]

my guy came outside lookin for a fight lmfao

[@Jumalten001]

RIP Debbie, I bought a pack of Marlboro Reds and gonna smoke the whole thing on the 4th in her honor.

[@fredrickrancour9687]

This is the best! Steve mixing it up with the underground NY pizza cognoscenti, and feeling like he is slipping!

[@Lovesthe80s]

Dave loves that Yonah Schimel knish T-shirt he never takes it off now.

[@MikeBaas]

The "you trained me well" smile. Beaming!

[@SwissArmyCheese]

Dave always wants a slice with a bubble but never eats it, everyone knows the rules

[@Win7ermu7e]

Right ? The ONE time he actually goes for the proper slice and then just gives up on it.

[@yoitsdan]

Dave has singlehandedly brought the plain cheese slice back to the glory days of Saturday Night Fever

[@insidewrestling6640]

One bite everybody knows the reviews won't be the same without Debbie r.i.p. ❤

[@eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696]

one bite everybody knows you just waited for todays upload so you could cash in on the likes and eat good for once joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke

[@Leecohen]

This is a hall of fame review - love it

[@shaddyshad215]

This one low key made my day lol

[@delian1671]

Having it fresh really does influence the score.

[@43Disciple]

Jona is a one bite foot soldier, a Stool Jedi Padawan. She knows the rules. Dave didn’t stiff the score either, been a bit of that lately. A few spots that need a redo from Pres because something was in the air that day. Everyone gets shafted when he comes back from New Haven 🤣🤘🏼

[@lyfeathome]

She's no rookie. Love it!

[@sergiobowers6930]

Lol, you know it’s a good score when Dave almost eats the whole slice.

[@-joe-davidson]

Eilen....Questi Stivali Sono Fatti Per Camminare playing in the background was perfect.

[@Wak3N3ak3]

Dave is the whole reason we're pizza addicts now!!!!😂😂😂

[@seanlefloch]

Keep in mind that this score was also after he was beaten down by the knish lady

[@AskewCameron]

Pizza from Naples is great, just like pizza from NY & New Haven. All are delicious to me with high quality ingredients prepared carefully, just completely different styles. It’s like comparing different flavors of ice cream, a matter of preference.

[@danielpagan2848]

Yup, the disrespect to Neapolitan style is so nonsensical. It's like loving one genre of music and then saying everything else sucks. Dave spawning a new generation of dry over cooked pie purists is the only drawback of this channel. Damn shame!

[@kevinshaughnessy1762]

​@@danielpagan2848honestly I watch for him to open the box. Not his opinion. He doesn't like basil or parmesan...on his dry cracker pizza.

[@teggianosalerno5050]

"The pizza in Naples is trash" one of the most absurd statements ever uttered.

[@Ash_Wen-li]

She probably expected it to taste like American pizza

[@teggianosalerno5050]

@Ash_Wen-li yes, to people in America Pizza is junk food. Loaded with fake greasy cheese, salty sauce...etc

[@jnb2b1]

Literally the best pizza of that style in the world, sounds pretty uncultured when you can only appreciate one style of something. If he was a true pizza foodie, he would appreciate what makes a incredible, Napoli style pizza world class is not the same as the overly cooked thin crispy style pizza he enjoys. I am not a big fan of Chicago style pizza, but I can appreciate it for what it is.

[@Ash_Wen-li]

@@jnb2b1 To be fair to Portnoy, he admits he doesn't gravitate to that style which is fine as a preference. But she basically dismissed the entire style because it's different.

[@jonjohnson9061]

Miss ya Debbie!

[@swettyspaghtti]

"you trained me well" LMAO . Bless that woman

[@smokegbabylbc]

Her credibility went all out the window

[@tradehead]

So funny at the end! Great job, lots fun!

[@e.x.watson9997]

Great example of why you always get a full pie, too. Never let a slice be your score for a pizza place.

[@Monaghan]

Looks great but I don't get the obsession with "thin". If I'm paying $20+ a pie I don't want it to be super light.

[@MrManOyster]

Great review!

[@sanderwillems8603]

Video is out 1 minute ago and is 5 minutes long so you ain't seen shit of this review, everybody knows the rules.

[@MrManOyster]

@@sanderwillems8603 That's the joke...

[@MrManOyster]

@@sanderwillems8603 Oh, sorry, EvErYoNe KnOwS ThE RuLeS

[@georgiapower3436]

I love that outside setting

[@codyo7307]

Anyone else get excited when they guess the score correctly before Dave says it?

[@bartonpercival3216]

Yup!!!!!! I called it an 8.2 the minute he opened the box. Loved the char on the crust too!!!!!!!! 👍🍕

[@DrF00bar]

Really this speaks to the consistency of the pizza place -- when they know they're cooking it for Dave they pull out all the stops and make it well done. When they're cooking for everyone else they're a 7.4.

[@yitzchakmordechai]

Loving the knish T shirt Prez!

[@michelevitarelli]

Is it always just a cheese pizza?

[@TattedTyphoon]

yes. have you not binge watched these videos yet lol? if not you def will soon! ive been addicted to em & look forward to 6pm everyday cept the weekends

[@D_Da_Tree]

everybody knows the rules

[@bustermcthundernut]

@@TattedTyphoonyou don’t know the legend that is Michele Vitarelli

[@Toddheenan802]

I asked too!

[@PayneWewton]

That's not how you use an exclamation point.

[@NickPierro]

GREAT review. Fun to watch.

[@npd6225]

1 Bite = 3 bites of the pizza 1 bite of the crust , everybody knows the rules.

[@PayneWewton]

Boring.

[@pabloscica]

Dave turning the next generation of pizza lovers to hate pizza from Naples. All Italians, “Mamma Mia…”

[@HulktySSJ2]

He's a hater. Margerita >>>>>>>>>>>>> Cheese all day

[@eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696]

Dave always reaching for the most burnt slice

[@bustermcthundernut]

It’s not burnt.

[@eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696]

@@bustermcthundernut but its the most burnt

[@tzon6802]

@@eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696 You're burnt

[@jameslivingston7159]

I guessed 8.3 it's so crazy how I've learned to read his face within a tenth of a point

[@NorthTonawanda1]

Is it possible anybody has tried more pizza joints than Dave? I highly doubt that's possible.

[@360sts]

Best review. Let's go, Dave!

[@Trazynn]

Now I want a spin-off series with this chick reviewing all the restaurants.

[@Bregh]

Great installment. Well done, Joanna, keep him sharp

[@miguelitocunsuelo7200]

This was fun love the interaction!

[@LuisRodriguez-ub4mw]

Dave , whenever you in NJ I highly recommend you to try Nino's pizza in Harrison NJ

[@tun6006]

Dave lol. Can always be close enough to lick the sign and still ask what the name or street of the business is x20. Never fails and I love it.

[@Seegie16]

That looks exactly like Joannies in Chelmsford Ma. You may want to hit it up when you are back in the area.

[@HDGnBelgianKeith]

I live a few blocks away. Never thought their pizza was that good. Dave did Scarrs which is nearby in 2017! I always felt they made a superior pie.

[@BradMarcus]

Loving the Yonah Schimmel shirt!!

[@Dino32C]

Pizza in Naples is bless