Barstool Pizza Review - One Night Only Pizza (Toronto, ON)

[@c0nc3ntr8d6]

He’s given 8.1’s to far lesser pizza’s than this. This deserved a better score.

[@9385dee7]

Dave is dogging these Canadian scores. Must be something in the water

[@crimsonchaos5]

fr, literally watched this man eat a fuckin frozen pizza in a grocery store and it got high 7's... how is this? eughh everybody know the rules

[@portg6908]

@@crimsonchaos5 get what you’re saying, but he did say the frozen pizzas are on their own number scale

[@MisterCreative]

Truth. His scoring scale has been very inconsistent lately.

[@Ram44]

7.9 because of no char. I totally can agree. I’ve preferred pizza well done.

[@theeeves]

The amount of times he went back to bite that slice, thats easily a low 8. Pizza looks amazing and sounds amazing.

[@Malkier67]

Exactly what I was thinking, not only did he take a bunch of bites he dropped it and went back to it about 5 times. Never seen him do that before.

[@Win7ermu7e]

Not enough char for Davey Pageviews. Still a good score.

[@rickroll9086]

One bite, everyone knows the rules. Ten bites in, nobody knows the rules.

[@FriendsVsWild]

Poor guy just wanted to eat lunch in peace and loud ass Dave appears 🤣

[@mcwildcats8isgr8]

LOL couldn't have said it better myself. 🤣

[@cpilfold420]

Dave blessed his bum soul with his alpha presence KZbin betas mad

[@Bobcat8188]

Haha sick review! Hey, do y'all ever wonder what life would be like if you weren't so naive? Like my boss kept telling me I have to take my breaks because corporate says so. But they explained that break means they have to break one off in me before I can go. So every day my manager be clapping tf outta me and I didn't find out for 2 whole months they were lying. I could just leave without them clapping my cheeks. Oh well. I'm a straight black man btw if anyone is wondering.

[@jonl7893]

@@Bobcat8188 Meds. Now.

[@brian6speed]

wait you youtube beta's are calling Dave an alpha? Have you seem him with his shirt off? hahaha.

[@DimitrisAr4]

You slaughtered this Dave, judging by the looks and the crispiness, this should have been between the 8.4-8.6. Not even overcooked...

[@drhank33y]

Personally I'd go for a 8.3 (for looks / sound ofcourse), but yea

[@GoodfellasX21]

Are you Canadian or something? Seems like you all are triggered by this review

[@biggin2155]

Conveyor belt pizza does not deserve to be in the 8s.

[@jerms99]

@@GoodfellasX21i’m not canadian but i’m upset with the review. should of been higher. everyone knows the rules

[@tmmb24]

That pizza looked and sounded so much better than a 7.9. Judging by his reaction, he knew he lowballed it too.

[@Bruce-Leroy]

8.3

[@thatdudebro]

it looked 8.5 or higher easy.

[@JoshMarshain]

Good, sleeper hit, the uninitiated will scoff at the 7.9 but anyone who saw this knows its in the 8s

[@jamesboswell530]

That’s actually a really good score.

[@MrWisdom79]

8.2

[@mrjoelsmith]

Multi millionaire new media entrepreneur refuses to change a local pizza review from a 7.9 to an 8.1 to benefit a new small business. Keep up the great work Dave!

[@bigbaby3012]

I don’t know why but I laughed my ass off great comment

[@user-zy9yg2eu5t]

He don't have to do shit

[@NICKandJAMEScomedy]

Everyone knows the rules

[@niki420yuh]

I mean.. dude does so much for small businesses all over the place. He saved so many and helped so many. I know you tried making a joke it just wasn’t funny I’m sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@JRC_86]

The 7.9 is already helping the business....

[@ChirpyMike]

Eats half a pizza, blames mom for "shrinking" his clothes, everybody knows the rules.

[@marcoiacobuzio4075]

Exactly!!! someone needs to tell Dave to grow up!!.......lol

[@ET-df2xz]

The shrinkage might have had to do with the 20 lbs sweatshirt underneath.

[@patrickstep]

He inhaled that pizza

[@duh-ff]

This comment sums up the video.

[@dmc357]

🤣🤣

[@lekmusic]

Love how the owner was chill, no complaints, just smoothly went on.

[@stevenvicijan4338]

It asked for famous lines from " Point Breaks " and how the luck of the draw taking " ...those are the breaks " one takes in life.

[@NaptownClassic]

That was one of the best SOUNDING pizzas I've seen on this channel. Every bite had that soft crisp I like. I know Dave prefers pizza on a burnt cracker... but this looks perfect for me.

[@jakep1979]

Agreed. Sometimes when it's charred on the bottom, you can taste a little bit of ash which ain't that good.

[@mmowatt]

It’s fake kids

[@cbryant1004]

Agreed. Deserves that 8.1...

[@Bobcat8188]

Haha sick review! Hey, do y'all ever wonder what life would be like if you weren't so naive? Like my boss kept telling me I have to take my breaks because corporate says so. But they explained that break means they have to break one off in me before I can go. So every day my manager be clapping tf outta me and I didn't find out for 2 whole months they were lying. I could just leave without them clapping my cheeks. Oh well. I'm a straight black man btw if anyone is wondering.

[@Benw3790]

@@Bobcat8188 they may have lied to you but I'm supposed to clap your cheeks tho... straight white male, if anyone is wondering.

[@domainpark4421]

Love that Portnoy is getting ratio'ed here. ONO is in the mid to high 8's. Their crust is incredible.

[@Clawed9]

easy 8.3 in my books. You could hear the crisp in each bite. He did him dirty

[@dirkarmer1388]

Down voted my 1st Dave Vid. 8+ min pizza

[@res0lve]

Judging by the sound of this pizza, you did this guy dirty.

[@masonmcconnell9375]

8.2 is the real score everybody knows the rules

[@americannightmare2109]

U dirty

[@truenorth2653]

If you take Prez for his exact score, you aren't paying attention. He is a grenade - not a sniper. This guy's pie looks fire.

[@brandonmunro1332]

anything that isn’t in New York Dave thinks is under an 8

[@mcfcDJ51]

thought the same thing it was AT LEAST an 8.1/8.2

[@davidvolle7532]

Should have been a 8.4, everybody knows the rules. Seeing how last pizza review you gave a nasty looking pizza a 7 you should have given this a high 8. Very disappointed. Everybody knows the rules.

[@gregansbootstrap5352]

Detroit style is lit are u high

[@wjkrug]

He has done this to newbie pizza places before. Not cool Dave

[@jackkelly7855]

@@catseyes2334 well it looks like a digiorno made in a shitty oven which the dude has

[@rhequiem]

Yep, this was a gaffe on Davey's part. Should be one bite from every slice or some other system. Game is flawed, and he needs to adjust to ensure the integrity of the rating system, or else it all goes to $hit

[@E-Chap]

I think you're taking a KZbin pizza review show a little too seriously.

[@jg7535]

Now everyone will have to try it for themselves. Dave's accidental low-ball is a blessing in disguise.

[@stratmagic6893]

Dave is in charge and should have given this guy a mulligan to get him into the 8's.

[@Bobcat8188]

Haha sick review! Hey, do y'all ever wonder what life would be like if you weren't so naive? Like my boss kept telling me I have to take my breaks because corporate says so. But they explained that break means they have to break one off in me before I can go. So every day my manager be clapping tf outta me and I didn't find out for 2 whole months they were lying. I could just leave without them clapping my cheeks. Oh well. I'm a straight black man btw if anyone is wondering.

[@KO-zi2xf]

@@Bobcat8188 that’s a cool story

[@Hulzie-de7du]

@@Bobcat8188 😂😂😂

[@chrissarvello6852]

@@Bobcat8188 w in t serious f?! Way out in left field

[@BobRoss-kb4sb]

@@Bobcat8188 um....

[@fantasyEXX]

That looked like a well cooked pie. Perfect crust. I don't care what Dave rates it, that looks like an amazing pie

[@jrex8914]

One Pres who gets coked up and accidentally buys a boy's medium size jacket and then blames his mom who still does his laundry, everybody knows the rules

[@jaybeazy4978]

Cocaine comments are played out an old it's Adderall everybody knows the rules...

[@ethnikiomada496]

This is just a solid comment. Congratulations.

[@ANDYYANKEE]

🤣🤣🤣

[@realtalkz3930]

A fucking boy's medium 🤣

[@proscuitt]

LMAOOO

[@topher4251]

Finally a real review channel. Love the realness.

[@sampson3121]

Yes "crunchy, tastes great, no char on bottom of one slice" 7.9 This must have made a lot of Torontonians go to his shop. The sound was crunchy, and Dave was really enjoying it.

[@kaptkronik135]

"I wish I could change it"- Guy who made the show (and the rules)

[@tf8187]

Lol 😂 right

[@9385dee7]

Dave is ABSOLUTELY low balling all these Canadian pizzas. This is the opposite of when he was giving 7s out like candy mid Covid. What a joke

[@Adam-bv5kt]

Coked out American in skinny jeans. Everyone knows the rules.

[@chongli3007]

@@Adam-bv5ktU mad cuz you'll go to jail for misgendering someone?

[@SonGokuuuuuuu]

“Little bit of flop” literally has zero flop

[@japassarelli]

That's exactly what I was thinking. The f is wrong with this dude. Dave is quite funny but says so much non-sense.

[@tommysoprano1441]

Thank you again Dave. Thanks for sharing and showing our American brothers how cool Toronto is and how great the pizza is. We have more Italians in Canada then people think.

[@datinsky69]

"It is hard to find a jacket you like".. truer words have not been spoken. Totally agree!!

[@bolo2393]

"got a little flop" while holding the pizza arrow strait and has a crisp sound he would use to promote his frozen pizza

[@jereviews881]

“Do you guys need us to move?” *feels awkward the entire time*

[@jimdobbs1861]

lol

[@wsells]

Funny that you throw it down multiple times like you're finished then pick it back up for "one more bite". Love the reviews...you're the man Dave!

[@bimjim2536]

7.9 means it’s at least a real slice. If he woulda picked any other slice it’s probably an 8.5. The owner’s real. Definitely the best Toronto slice so far. He’ll do well.

[@sampson3121]

He didn't buy a slice

[@awi9053]

Let's start a petition that Dave can change the score during the review he did that boy dirty lol

[@yhj1612]

One bite everybody knows the rule….

[@jackpayne4170]

The shrinkage of the jacket clearly cut off the circulation to Dave’s brain when it came to scoring

[@justinarsenault971]

This is my favourite pizza in Toronto since I discovered it a while back. Its Friday night dinner at least once a month. For me, this pizza is perfection.

[@saladsalad9991]

If you go back in to the beginning where Dave selects his first slice it is identical to the other pieces he inspected. It has color, it has char. It has crunch. Dave doesn't know what he's talking about. It's on video. Come on, man.

[@Bird0fPrey]

… everyone knows the rules

[@sharinglungs3226]

That slice he picked just had less but not by much.

[@koolmen321]

Plus, the first bite from the first slice and the first bite from the second slice are right next to eachother in the middle of the pie.

[@tommysuhlami6241]

Nah man. That first slice was less ridged. Such a tough break. We all know it's 8.1 or above though. Dave settled the score.

[@robertmoore294]

@@Bird0fPrey I am the rules

[@mattbrown2701]

It looked perfectly done You can hear the crunch from a mile away looks perfect I don’t know how you don’t give that into the nines.

[@miguelsoliz772]

Awww man I actually feel bad for the owner. He should have given it a new score, he has done it before

[@sharinglungs3226]

No worries, anyone who watches the review will see it’s a low 8.

[@BeachJedi101]

I’ve noticed with many pizzas, that it’s very important to let them cool down. For some science reasons, less flop and grease.

[@funinlv32]

Cheese & sauce....same with a good lasagna..definitely better when it cools down a bit.

[@iroflsohard]

Damn Dave threw that score - easy 8.4+

[@adamsilvy29]

I've had all the places he's been to and this is my favourite in the city. I love North of Brooklyn as well, but if North of Brooklyn gets an 8.4, this should easily get 8.4 as well, if not higher.

[@KyOllie]

Couldn't have a more Canadian way to start the video, guy was willing to give up the only place to sit just because

[@remy_james]

Nature: *Blows wind* Dave: Athlete.

[@actionjackson442]

It looked like a solid pie. I'm sold, I will give them a try

[@RunningGriffin]

Tag me in your review

[@lisap1335]

You will not be disappointed

[@almostremembered]

I hope the owner reads all these comments but more than anything I hope regardless of the still good score, he knows that it was more like an 8.6 for Dave. Idk what Dave was doing here with the BS about the spotting on the bottom. Yeah that's dope but it's still nice and brown and cooked and has some spotting and obviously tastes amazing. There's no way the 2nd slice tasted significanty better than the 1st. I just looked this place up and their google reviews are at a 4.8 with 98 reviews. That's insanely good. Again, best looking and sounding pie I've seen on this channel.

[@itypewithmykneecaps1]

I enjoy how Dave takes a couple bites, throws the slice down, then steps back and stares at it like a painter or sculptor assessing his next move.

[@niki420yuh]

Hmm where my gonna bite next 😂

[@KiffJRockka]

My favorite part about the reviews, he does that alot

[@GeoIz1234]

Lol I thought I was the only one that got a kick out of that

[@81caasi]

This is how I eat pizza now! Haha

[@portlandgoose4727]

One "shrunken" jacket, everyone knows Fat Dave is slowly coming back.

[@JunkfoodJunction]

CANADA TO THE USA: "sorry, do you guys need us to move?" cuz we can go HIGHER

[@daviclar867]

The sound of the crunch on that pizza was outstanding!!

[@Toronto.real.estate]

First off, hilarious how Portnoy pronounced "Pape" ... I grew up in this area and went to junior high around the corner from this spot back in the late 80s/early 90s. I used to go to that place to grab a slice for lunch when it was a convenience store that also sold pizza like the current owner alluded to, and it was greasy decent back then... Looks good, will have to go back for sentimental sake.

[@reviewforthetube6485]

OK this pi,za looked absolutely amazing! Sounded like a good eat also haha. Thid one deserved an 8.1 at the minimum. It doesn't need to have char if it's already crispy as we could clearly hear it is. Even crisper then many of your other pizzas that have char that we can barely hear lol.

[@mbj920]

haha how's it going? we've talked about tv's on some other videos. I ended up with the QN90A instead of X95J

[@sheteg1]

It is amazing. I grab a $7 slice every Thursday it’s consistently awesome. His taste buds were dead.

[@SaltyChip]

The fact the other customer sat back there and calmly ate the food before dipping, should of made this an 8.4.

[@vitaliy9932]

Dave's mom getting back at him for all those jackets he previously stole from her

[@RossRheaume]

Because the owner has two different coloured eyes, Dave should’ve given a 7.9 & 8.1... Everybody knows the heterochromia rules

[@burfgiblet]

7.0 not a rookie score yesterday. We would have accepted a "changed" score to 8.1 today. Dave knows he can change the rules. Especially after staring into that maestros eyes like that.

[@profoundwanderer1441]

Lmao agree 100%..

[@AlphaFlight]

you know the rulez

[@scottlucidi6476]

@3:57 this is a pro move called the fish hook. Angle the body and then hook it around the cheek to get the crust in for a mouth stuffing.

[@azza-x3]

I've been loving the Toronto series Dave fucking awesome keep doing more in the area!

[@edwardjones4572]

I was feeling 8.4 - he really enjoyed it, and seemed to get slighted by a small technicality. Happy this place is getting attention.

[@kavanmanson7717]

“Do you guys need us to move?” So Canadian🇨🇦

[@oconnell123]

Toronto has been getting good scores on their reviews. Dave was told they wouldn't have good pizza😂

[@MrSchn3ll]

You definitely know you are in Canada "Do you need us to move?" How do you get a Canadian to apologize? Kick him in the nuts.

[@Holymakinaw]

You've watched a Hockey game or two, yeah? Canadians might apologize to you while they're pulling yer shirt over your head and feeding ya a plate full of knuckles.

[@Bobcat8188]

Haha sick review! Hey, do y'all ever wonder what life would be like if you weren't so naive? Like my boss kept telling me I have to take my breaks because corporate says so. But they explained that break means they have to break one off in me before I can go. So every day my manager be clapping tf outta me and I didn't find out for 2 whole months they were lying. I could just leave without them clapping my cheeks. Oh well. I'm a straight black man btw if anyone is wondering.

[@profoundwanderer1441]

@@Holymakinaw Bro i've watched the mic'd ups.. Great hearing them talk before and after a fight. 😂Wishing each other good luck, complimenting each other afterwards. 🙌fckn love hockey.

[@Holymakinaw]

@@profoundwanderer1441 Best sport on earth.

[@aidanashton2803]

“Athlete” when he catches the pizza box is the best part of the video Prez is a national treasure

[@jittbob]

Has Dave ever reviewed the exact pizza that’s in the intro?

[@JyBaller]

I’ve been wondering that for years. It honestly looks horrible. Like Dominos esque

[@jittbob]

J Y does look pretty bad. Would be interesting if it turned out to be that bad considering it’s been the intro for so long

[@bustermcthundernut]

Nah, when you search up pizza it’s one of the first pictures to come up.

[@jittbob]

Thundernut he should see where it’s from and review it

[@Mike-pn8ln]

@@JyBaller that's definitely a pizza hut za

[@bboyshotty]

yeaooo crazy! Thanks for the reminder..I live in the neighbourhood and saw this place open when I was walking by randomly and totally forgot about it until now. Definitely gotta try

[@caseyquinn9282]

I’m almost done visiting every MLB stadium. Hopefully get to do Toronto next year and might have to give this place a try.

[@lootbox9465]

Damn, that pizza looked and sounded so good. This one deserved an updated score.

[@7cshane]

Love the guy but the fact he called Pape Av “pop-aaa” has me LOL. OnO is amazing.

[@pty8s]

This guys heart gets bigger every time I watch. He obviously loves our great town of warm hospitable people. Great fit.

[@TWMTrade]

That pie looks stellar. Hope I can try it someday

[@JunkfoodJunction]

WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT PIE IS A SOLID 8.9 BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO ADD THE FUCK I JUST GAVE Luke is a solid guy!

[@robrochon1034]

Everyone is trashing Dave for the 7.9 instead of re-grading. This review with all the comments and the controversy is going to give O-N-O huge publicity and probably more than if he just straight out gave it an 8.4 without the controversy and I think Dave knows it. He's helping the new guy out and did him a favor here.

[@FlowFinderUSA]

Nah. That guy is too much of an ego freak to do that.

[@XMattingly]

Pizza chef looked like he didn’t give a flying fuck about Davey’s hang up over his _imaginary_ “difference between slices”. 😂

[@ThisOffendsMeTV]

“You know what numbers I’m in between here” I thought 8-9 would get 7-9

[@syedahmed4202]

Usually Dave is spot on based on looks alone but this look got a lower score. 8.4 imo looked FANTASTIC and great sound

[@travelguyeh1955]

HE SAID "POP EH STREET " lol I live on Pape Ave and this made me crack right up! NICE SPOT DAVE! PEACE.

[@johnmckenzie4639]

I'm surprised beard guy didn't just scream "It's PAYP!!"

[@BatmanDrugs1]

Yeah lol I used to live in thorncliffe park and I never heard anyone call it that😂😂

[@locust4931]

Dave needs to fly back to toronto and score this pie again. Especially after cleaning 5.3m on bets this past weekend. Score this pie again. Its an easy 8.3-8.8.

[@PotSmokeGuy]

My favourite part was Dave fancying up the name of the street...it's pronounced as it looks. Pape (rhymes with vape, or grape, or ape), not "Pah-pay" as Dave pronounced it. I'll have to try this pizza out for myself and decide if Dave did this guy dirty.

[@jakeelwood7044]

I was hoping someone would point this out. Grew up in EY and shivered when I heard him pronounce pape

[@kc-nv5yi]

Only after I looked up the location of the restaurant did I realize what he was going for lol

[@jacob3771]

Dude in the back could give two shits about the review - love it

[@wesgraves4080]

This guy is going to get bamboozled regardless of the 7.9-8.1…. Good for him! It looked good!

[@confidential8738]

Bamboozled means fooled smart guy lol

[@petersbutter]

The way pres says pape ave is epic !

[@jesseheb6063]

Imagine eating your slice and Dave comes in with a camera focused only on Dave and the random guy and he's crying about his mom shrinking his laundry but also running a company worth $1 billion 🤣

[@KnievelFats]

KZbin has spoken Prez! This pizza is at least an 8.4! Give the man respect!

[@hasuchObe]

Surprisingly light and crunchy from how it looks. At least give it a rookie score. 8.0.

[@Spencer277]

Highway robbery. The suspense…….. 7.9?!?! ROBBERY. I thought you were gonna drop a 8.8 bruh 😂😂

[@insidewrestling6640]

One bite everybody knows Dave went to Toronto to score some yeyo and see the bluejays get their shit pushed in.

[@BeliaLastes]

💩👈🤮🤮🤮 gay

[@jaybeazy4978]

Coke is played out least he admits he eats addys like candy not yayo

[@iN31L]

he was here for the sox series and toronto whooped their ass

[@Lboogs7]

That crunch tho... wow 🔥

[@SuperDabaja]

Dave, I miss when you’d include random people in your reviews and make them score it. Bring that back please!!!

[@carterjohnson5185]

Best part of the reviews!!!

[@wilfordbrimleypranks]

Toronto doesn't have as many hooligans as chicago and new york

[@MrJohnchatfield]

I love watching these because Dave is entertaining, but I also love guessing the scores. It's almost like "The Price Is right"

[@robertroelofs7131]

That's a 9+! Why is dave complaining about flop when there is none? Pizza tastes "great" but the bottom isn't too blacked?! WTH you gave your own frozen pizza a 10 which sounded shitty, looked shitty and with the added in "crunch" sounds. But that's a 7.9, i wish i could eat that pie any day of the week! It's the best looking pie you've ever had on this show! Yes, even better than Lucali.

[@mr.miyagi5474]

Dude in charge of turning apizza? One job man... Rules bro

[@RyanLaurenceThompson]

That other guy still had pizza on his plate, he was just so damn polite he decided to leave without saying anything. Bless the Canadians!

[@cpilfold420]

Not all canadians are little betas

[@RyanLaurenceThompson]

@@cpilfold420 Never said they where mate..

[@timothycarson5127]

These vids are making me miss Toronto. Such a love/hate with that city.

[@ericl7842]

7 minute pizza review, Jesus Christ. Everybody knows the rules.

[@riseofazrael]

Cheesus Christ

[@jamesbradysshitshow4954]

Prezz... Lifelong fan from your hometown here...also lifelong pizza maker... You robbed this kid!! 7/8 slices had what you wanted but 1/8' of them didn't? "Bad Luck"!? That's bad sportsmanship on your part. AND FOR CHRIST SAKES, YOU MOST CERTAINLY CAN CHANGE THE FUCKING SCORE! IT'S YOUR GOD DAMN SHOW!! MUCH LOVE GO CELTICS

[@aaronjm1]

One slice… everyone knows the rules. 😂💪

[@sheteg1]

Or eat 3 slices and give it a low score

[@spider-man8775]

lol gives a 7.9 on what looks like at least an 8.2 - 8.5 and admits he wishes he "could" change it, cmon bro should have at least just said "fuck it, nevermind I'm bumping it to an 8." at least. Did this guy dirty

[@kodiak4u]

Who all agrees that Dave should make it so that he can change the score. I really don't like that rule.

[@The_Architekt]

One Canadian guy wearing a winter jacket eating by himself in a claustrophobic graffiti corner. Everybody knows the rules.

[@kevinthegreat2141]

Real " Men Of Pizza" never wear skinny jeans , Everyone Knows The Rules...

[@kevinthegreat2141]

@Open Mike I AM THE RULES , BUCKO

[@dustynbaier5765]

Man love watching The Pizza reviews you are hilarious quick question have you ever given a score on just one bite. LMAO 🤣 🤣

[@cal-king]

you must be new here

[@dustynbaier5765]

@@cal-king nope

[@LeadMunitions]

I literally can call Dave’s score ever time…it’s almost scary😂

[@_GandalfTheGrey_]

Dave wanted to give it an 8.2 but the joint isn’t over 100 years old so it’s max is a 7.9, everybody knows the rules.

[@emotionalgloom]

i did 4 lines of coke but it was "one night only" -dave

[@jaybeazy4978]

You mean 4 addys...xociane thing been played out....least keep it real 💯

[@emotionalgloom]

@@jaybeazy4978 bruh your name is played out "b eazy" 😆

[@jaybeazy4978]

@@emotionalgloom so is ya mom...lol....just like ya comment ....😄.......tell her I said hey an bring me a sandwich 🥪 an GTFOH

[@bigcav925]

International Dave “everybody knows the Rules”

[@BillyLapTop]

He forgot to rotate the pie in the oven to even out the cooking of it.

[@AdeJohnson]

You fucked them over Dave, that was 8.3 all day. Everybody knows the rules.