Ive never seen anyone wear a flat bill worse than this
@mikem.1574 жыл бұрын
cscottfish underrated comment, looks like a dork
@marcpell1332 жыл бұрын
Its too big
@cscottfish2 жыл бұрын
@@marcpell133 thats what she said
@beckykazeks68272 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@woah.one89 Жыл бұрын
yeah dave didn't look right in a hat. assuming the only reason he wore them was to hide his bald head.
@MahaneyMedia4 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how Dave looks younger now than he did in this video 6-7 years ago.
@marcpell1332 жыл бұрын
Thats what a ton of money can do.
@amosgirard25562 жыл бұрын
It's amazing what money can do.
@AimbotThundah2 жыл бұрын
People thinking money makes you younger lmao
@hxhdfjifzirstc894 Жыл бұрын
@@AimbotThundah It does. You don't have to work. You can afford good food. Vacations. Low stress. Sleep whenever you want. Why would you even pretend that being poor makes you look younger? It makes no sense at all.
@michaelcorcoran87686 ай бұрын
@@AimbotThundahI meant there is absolute causal link between income and life expectancy.
@mmolina8696 жыл бұрын
When Dave actually followed the rule.
@AKtreeTV5 жыл бұрын
His reviews are better when he's on blow
@williamrussell87994 жыл бұрын
Only way u can eat pizza 2 years straight and get skinnier i the face lol
@kurtisduggan50143 жыл бұрын
"One Adderall, everyone knows the rule."
@sgttombw10 жыл бұрын
Poopsie's pizza has to be eaten in the bar next to the 1981 Pac-Man Machine and inside of the most dimly lit bar since the Gem Saloon. That's what makes it the best.
@johnchase44086 жыл бұрын
Nice Deadwood reference.
@justinhicks30611 ай бұрын
I grew up on Poopsie’s pizza. I’d love to know how he’d score it if he went back there now.
@poit4444 жыл бұрын
My father's insurance company (Tamarack) directly above Poopsie's growing up, ate it all the time, love Barstool and Pres for doing this and it pretty much all started here!
@evanderchristy671210 жыл бұрын
What an awful name for a pizza joint.. My god
@zachnuketown6 жыл бұрын
Bad name but great food
@Chris-ro7mn5 жыл бұрын
Unreal
@seanmastro67825 жыл бұрын
The name was the nickname the owner gave to his wife......its a name of love and affection. Best Pizza experience going, you have to become part of the crow there to really love it!!!!
@jasius834 жыл бұрын
Describes what happens to you after you eat that greasy pizza.
@JimMorrison-m8x5 ай бұрын
Well, they were almost going to call it "Fartsie's" but "Poopsie's" sounded cuter. "Pants Pooping Joe's" was shot down in the early running for a name. "Flatulent Freddies" was a last minute winner but the sign guy was already done making the sign, so by then it was too late.
@chrismccloud39832 жыл бұрын
“The flat brim hat is the modern day dunce cap” - Daniel Tosh
@kylekoch80959 жыл бұрын
"big fish in a small pond"
@markietheman4 жыл бұрын
I looked for this comment. Hahah also hello from 4 years later
@Slofoe4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@silas5889Ай бұрын
when i heard that it didnt click. assumed he jumbled up the saying. but after googling that is in fact the saying.
@ebitdareadthebook15355 жыл бұрын
WOW....its the OG pizza review. Before the millions and mounds of powder pizza review. Pre weekly ski trips, and just an authentic pres reveiw. good stuff!
@ebitdareadthebook15355 жыл бұрын
7.6!?!? and he said least favorite! Thankfully he learned how to score pizza. That wouldnt get above a 5 now a day..
@CMcDonald1610 жыл бұрын
he actually took one bite. huh?
@JimMorrison-m8x5 ай бұрын
This was the closest pizzaria to my house in Marshfield, MA. We tried it out when we first moved into town. The 2 bar pies were small, oily and half burned. Not a great first impression, so in the 17 years we lived in town we never went back.
@ggallin81775 жыл бұрын
He looks like hes been eatting pizza everday
@nathank64684 жыл бұрын
Lmao that’s what he does
@tylerbenson2007 жыл бұрын
Poopsies has the shittiest service in the history of restaurants.
@jasius834 жыл бұрын
One dead pixel on the camera, everyone knows you can't unsee it now.
@danielgorton80477 жыл бұрын
God damn this brings back memories. RIP OG Barstool
@ednowakowski305 жыл бұрын
Scores way to high in early videos.
@richardhouseholder81239 жыл бұрын
did he scoop the tip back up?
@kobealldayeveryday3 жыл бұрын
Napkins😂
@TheMdgbk95 жыл бұрын
If you graded this now it would be in the 5's!
@drums3849 жыл бұрын
guys, for some reason 2:04 had me rolling!!! Anyone agree?
@mmolina8696 жыл бұрын
2:26 did it for me.
@bostonboucher777810 жыл бұрын
Your reviews are wicked my dude
@fhowland Жыл бұрын
Dave looks so much better now!
@mj54395 жыл бұрын
Poopsies rules. Had all the rest this is the best. Lywoods is okay but has little flavor.
@Nooneaskedforthis3 жыл бұрын
How did Dave go from 15 to 50 in 7 years?
@paulie2tanks2 ай бұрын
Love the reviews, Dave. Please try the bar pizza at The Hideaway on Station Street in Middleboro. Had my 1st one yesterday. Not Bad. Paulie
@EPiche093 жыл бұрын
This isn’t even the same guy.
@charliedemint71863 жыл бұрын
the flat bill hat still hasn’t recovered from this
@McWadee8 жыл бұрын
flip floppping between liking brown bags or not
@Shallowwam5 жыл бұрын
Dave “no tip” pageviews
@claude8788784 жыл бұрын
Back when a 7,6 was considered very bad. Today, a 7.6 would be top notch. U can tell he was still a rookie here. he has no idea what he's doing. BTW, that pizza looked HORRIBLE. it looked like a frozen pizza.
@AidanCulverREAL Жыл бұрын
He’s still a rookie now, knows nothing about pizza
@declandonahue5928 ай бұрын
you've clearly never had poopsies and wouldn't know pizza if it smacked you in the face
@12tippettm10 жыл бұрын
thank u for uploading to youtube again!
@ralphwhittemore5041 Жыл бұрын
I agree Dave 👍 but you left out Venus bar Pizza in Whitman a real good 🍕
@jordan-sp4db Жыл бұрын
Gaz recording ?
@dantemiranda57759 ай бұрын
He’d definitely score it lower nowadays
@cyrinix6 ай бұрын
Lynwood's went to boxes a year or so ago. It's never tasted the same since, a true shame.
@Daddyme923 жыл бұрын
Dave has on his "I'm follow you home" vibe
@guylamson65556 жыл бұрын
Amazing what weight loss does for taking years off your age
@regisfilia6 жыл бұрын
People almost always look older when they lose weight.
@guylamson65556 жыл бұрын
@@regisfilia you mean younger
@hughmorris005 жыл бұрын
CANT HATE ON A DUDE FOR GETTIN IN BETTER SHAPE CAN YA?? SUCC IT BUDDY
@sturrrdy5 жыл бұрын
dudes been slammin pizzas ever since yet he’s thinner
@jgzero184 жыл бұрын
generation stupid A D D E R A L
@Jax_9044 жыл бұрын
Wow they have come a long way
@staytight6340 Жыл бұрын
12 75 for 2 pizzas 1 cost that now
@nathanielbressi20498 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't make fun of the place cuz of his name
@moistbandito73784 жыл бұрын
*One Bite* _Everybody knows the ru...._ Wtf?! He only took one bite? That's gotta be against the rules.
@alldayubum Жыл бұрын
I think this video is older than 9 years this looks like 2007
@chrismccloud39832 жыл бұрын
I think Dave is partial to Monty’s?
@minibikemadmanАй бұрын
12.75 wild how bidenomics has done to us
@CriticalThinker0810 жыл бұрын
Lynwood is the best, hands down. I've had 'em all too, but Lynwood is just better. Their bean special is nuckin futs
@marshalmagooo3899 Жыл бұрын
Hit or miss, Cape Cod Cafe all the time
@charleshall33725 жыл бұрын
7.6 That's the Spirit on Patriots day!
@bob88pct4 жыл бұрын
He should have went into the Yankee Clipper Hair Salon for a haircut, being he's such a big Yankees fan. 😂
@RenegadeDragon572 ай бұрын
Definitely a different vibe from how he does it now
@gethsenamane10 жыл бұрын
Come on now. Poopsies is the shit.
@br-zf7zi4 жыл бұрын
He actually only took one bite what
@lamart3857Ай бұрын
Aint no real one ordering no food from a place called poopsies
@AnthonyBottari Жыл бұрын
Lives up to it's name by giving me the poops every time I've eaten it.
@scootergirl_cookies4 жыл бұрын
I think its one of The Best! Maybe i need to travel but Reginas,Poopsies Mama Mias!!! Awesome!!
@beckykazeks68272 жыл бұрын
Chunky Dave, everybody knows he's had his teeth fixed since this video.
@pathyland627610 жыл бұрын
Who bitches about Pizza being greasy? That's like saying Kate Upton's boobs are too big.
@paulie2tanks1753 жыл бұрын
great review
@louiem2 Жыл бұрын
Young Dave looks like he ate Future Dave, everybody knows he went on a diet after
@debraj86653 жыл бұрын
Dave before his 100 million and confidence. Pizza look greasy and burnt. 5.4
@tomray41398 ай бұрын
Apparently, eating only one bite of a pizza helps you lose weight.
@albertlaane86672 жыл бұрын
one bite everybody know the ruls
@streetbikebilly2597 Жыл бұрын
I remwbwr when i was a kid w my uncle and aunt and cousins they said they were going to poopsies Pizza I have never heard of it they said it was in Maine I was ready for the ride and we took a trip across Pembroke and and I realize the joke was on me I played Pac-Man with my cousin and puked out the front door this was before the pizzas were done I don't know what happened but they came and washed out the puke with a bucket of water i love poopsies
@OohPieceofcandydude4 жыл бұрын
Id go more Chritian Dior with that dog shit name....can I get a amen
@nouva705011 ай бұрын
best bar pizza in had
@mikeseiffert12694 жыл бұрын
Rookie score
@lornearmstrong18342 жыл бұрын
Nice hat...cawd!
@miketwomey81334 жыл бұрын
Poopsies seriously went bad they’re awful now
@booms91210 жыл бұрын
I never understood why portnoy always says "you know the rules, one bite..." but then follows with 6-7 bites
@PatrickMC9 жыл бұрын
רוס נלילא its all one bite
@booms9129 жыл бұрын
pmc820 bro can u count? He bites and swallows 6-7 times.
@PatrickMC9 жыл бұрын
Someone called him out on it in one of his reviews (at the Michigan game) and his response was "its all one bite" meaning he counts all of the bites as one. To answer your question though, yes I can count.
@JoshLasto7 жыл бұрын
After this much time, i think you now realize who the real idiot is. lol
@SM-po9wf6 жыл бұрын
"You just can't call the shots like that". There's your answer, he can.
@anon29996 жыл бұрын
>poop
@tomjump818910 жыл бұрын
its funny because its called poopsies
@profoundwanderer14413 жыл бұрын
Aw look at them chubby (before coke and adderall) cheeks. This type of shit almost inspires me to get out there, and get some coke, or dabble with the addy's again.
@GoAvs-yp6ys4 жыл бұрын
Classic fat Dave, brick by brick!!
@original.dwornboy Жыл бұрын
Dave looks much cooler sporting face fur.
@moistbandito73784 жыл бұрын
_hardO!_
@jordan-sp4db Жыл бұрын
Cash money
@SuperHawkVTR Жыл бұрын
Tray way
@dr.jobin69465 жыл бұрын
rookie score
@jonathanlavis74474 жыл бұрын
Poopsies 🤣
@thebreakingwinddialoguessh780111 ай бұрын
"I'm not leaving the five" is like jew sex talk
@JudiChristopher Жыл бұрын
"THUMBS DOWN" for this BAD VIDEO...
@db1654 жыл бұрын
Depressed David over here
@StevieDrama10 жыл бұрын
I appreciate your opinions, but I definitely eat 11 times more pizza than you
@eliwhaley48046 жыл бұрын
Really now lmao 😂 😂
@sageadams99032 ай бұрын
Def not his style. I think it’s a desert pizza. Once in a while it’s the best.
@JLEOTHELION5 жыл бұрын
That shit looks over cooked af
@Theboxingplug4 жыл бұрын
one poop everyone knows the rules
@glazieledasilva3210 жыл бұрын
Pizza is great!!! I guess you don't know anything about pizza .
@guitarlearningtoplay2 жыл бұрын
looks horrible, who would eat that junk. No way it’s a 7.6
@VaylaRyan5 жыл бұрын
Just as I thought, trash.
@zachnuketown4 жыл бұрын
A 7.2 is trash to you? Id say you look like trash myself but thats just me.
@VaylaRyan4 жыл бұрын
Commie Killer Thanks for commenting “inbred c*nts” on my video, I appreciate the support! ❤️