Basically, The General Rule Of Thumb Is...

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@asahearts1 2 ай бұрын

No it checks out. I definately want a vampire to drink my blood. I don't want a giant frog to to drink my blood. It doesn't have the necessary equipment to do so cleanly and silently in a back alley. A murdersaurus would just make a huge mess of me.

@CyanRooper 2 ай бұрын

Ah but you only like it when a hot goth vampire sucks your blood. If a vampire dressed like a Barbie girl or a Sailor Moon character tried to drink your blood you'd push them away.

@Kryptnyt 2 ай бұрын

What about the swords though

@asahearts1 2 ай бұрын

@@Kryptnyt I was wondering about that. I have no idea why he mentioned swords. They seem to not be the right kind of tool for carefully drawing blood, but they are better than a murdersaurus.

@juancarlosparejaosorio5342 2 ай бұрын

He said that a vampire or a mosquito man are creatures better suited than a murdersaurus or a really big frog to remove a sword you've already been stabbed with.

@asahearts1 2 ай бұрын

@@juancarlosparejaosorio5342 Yeah that seems about right.

@Jelani_Morgan1 2 ай бұрын

He really couldn't believe what he was reading, so he started laughing 😂

@Merry-Ghoul 2 ай бұрын

0:33 "a really frog"

@orcfaeries9227 2 ай бұрын

It *really* frog

@tenidiotaodpizzy4603 2 ай бұрын

"mansquito"

@symbiotesoda1148 2 ай бұрын

I tabbed out for a moment and thought I wasn't paying attention close enough, so I had to go back only to realize that no, it was just THAT insane.

@sketchyskies8531 2 ай бұрын

How high is this person

@Diaphat 2 ай бұрын

Yes. The answer is yes.

@kartim110 2 ай бұрын

5'9

@falsifiedbrib1268 2 ай бұрын

no its hi how is this person

@dixitwastaken 2 ай бұрын

It's called being sillay :D

@San-lh8us 2 ай бұрын

@@Diaphat so is he Zero high?

@aluminatestrontium7298 2 ай бұрын

The Earthbound soundtrack makes it even better. Almost as if Lier X. Agerate (the level of insanity is closer to Mr. Carpainter, but there was no mention of the word "blue") said those things.

@thepokemon0822 2 ай бұрын

"Green Green. Sorry, I'm still new to this"

@BackTiVi 2 ай бұрын

I kind of live by this mantra, tbh Always waiting for someone to want my blood, in which case I look closer to see if it's a really big frog or not

@JvoltTheDumbStupidBall 2 ай бұрын

"and your blood *knows* this" why is my blood conscious?

@elias0240 2 ай бұрын

I forget that holly has made some pretty important tumblr posts like the pear wiggler Hollowtones jumpscare

@KabeerKishore 2 ай бұрын

FR i was shocked for a second.

@rabelaisian-crow 2 ай бұрын

holy fuck she made the pear wiggler post??

@theenceladuschannelcool5777 2 ай бұрын

She also voiced Dr. Coomer PhD in HLVRAI

@RedKincaid 2 ай бұрын

I had to go back and check, was not expecting Holly holy shit lol this is exactly her sense of humor, I should have guessed

@Elriuhilu 2 ай бұрын

I'm not that keen on vampires, but a dracula is a whole other thing. Apparently.

@CoolLookinPea 2 ай бұрын

What do you mean? He’s warning us about the dangers of really big frogs trying to take your blood, don’t be fooled

@excessiveclownery4375 2 ай бұрын

She

@prageruwu69 2 ай бұрын

*really frogs

@100thfail 2 ай бұрын

O hey, it's Holly. That explains the madness

@UnethicalExperimental 2 ай бұрын

Thanks for your wisdom, Holly.

@APerson-bq7nn 2 ай бұрын

No no, it makes sense. A Dracula or a mansquito has good reason for wanting your blood, they can't help it. A really big frog on the other hand has no reason to take your blood other than malice

@gregvanpaassen 2 ай бұрын

Totally understandable behaviour by the frog. Who wants to be full of prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred? Nobody, that's who.

@Joshy- 2 ай бұрын

HOLLY HOLLOWTONES JUMPSCARE

@garrettbell8180 2 ай бұрын

literally came from watching a hollowtones vod so it's REALLY funny hearing you read one of her posts while I can hear her voice reading it out in my head.

@nullpoint3346 2 ай бұрын

Y'all really can't figure that out? Bitey crushing thing is more damaging than repeatedle blood drinker.

@bartendingcrow6497 2 ай бұрын

Honestly, doesn't change the fact that the way that this was written felt like i was reading cross-eye'd 😭

@nullpoint3346 2 ай бұрын

@@bartendingcrow6497 Ah, somebody else finally feels the same way I do. A shame you can only empathize with me over this singular instance.

@Fowl1234 2 ай бұрын

I think I may understand this, so you see vampires n mosquitos r made for sucking blood without like having to badly injure u or kill u but really big frogs aren’t made for that so if the really big frog wants your blood you will get hurt badly or die

@Cuprite1024 2 ай бұрын

"...a vampire, or a dracula..." That... that's the name of a SPECIFIC vampire. Dracula is not a separate species. Lmao.

@heitorsant1759 2 ай бұрын

You know it's bad when vanegood breaks character

@ЛилияЯмилевна 2 ай бұрын

Sounds like something a vampire would say!

@pigeon1923 2 ай бұрын

this is exactly what it feels like to read when you're falling asleep.

@ladyalicent705 2 ай бұрын

I think what they were trying to say is that you want would a vampire to drink your blood and not a frog because vampires are hot and big frogs aren’t

@Random_headless_chicken 2 ай бұрын

Speak for yourself. Tbh, they don't even have to be that big

@utubeiskaren7796 2 ай бұрын

Mansquitos, vampires & draculas are all really hot, yes, but people don't really get how hot really big frogs and murdersauri really are

@Anarqism 2 ай бұрын

this is how old myths and legends started

@skinwalker69420 2 ай бұрын

Vampiric hands typed this post

@Ethan11892 2 ай бұрын

I just got this in my recommended after getting someone to kill a bat for me. Huh.

@Random_headless_chicken 2 ай бұрын

Please elaborate

@Swordofswordom 2 ай бұрын

Someone's just a plastered kite somewhere getting voice recognition to write for them. 😅😅

@Tkmined 2 ай бұрын

Thank you Holly Hollowtones. Your insight has saved the world.

@vcreativeart16 2 ай бұрын

IT'S HOLLY

@endarus6053 2 ай бұрын

“Murdersaurus” An angry pickle of death on two legs.

@imustaccelerateatabrisklyp9532 2 ай бұрын

HOLLY

@daniellemurnett2534 2 ай бұрын

Instructions unclear, it's the Mosquito Witch.

@zekeram129 2 ай бұрын

This is _absolutely_ something an EarthBound NPC in Threed would say, all it's missing is a reference to the zombie occupation The music just hammers it home, I could imagine this NPC in the hospital's second floor pacing around and waiting for you to see the dialogue

@GamerSoda-wk1ji 2 ай бұрын

The perfect thing for removing swords is the stand Metallica, owned by Risotto Nero. Sure, it most likely created the swords inside you using the iron in your blood, but it can force them out.

@lendavila80 2 ай бұрын

Fun fact: the average adult only has about a teaspoon of total iron in their blood, therefore, doppio is some kind of metal god or perhaps just eats a lot of cheerios

@gryffindorftw6198 2 ай бұрын

Damn, I wonder who their dealer is?

@minimanbeast1014 2 ай бұрын

This is exactly what i expect from holly

@BraydenBunch58 2 ай бұрын

I love me some big frogs!

@Random_headless_chicken 2 ай бұрын

Personally, I love the small ones too

@LincolnDWard 2 ай бұрын

What early-20th-century British children's author is this?

@oriontigley5089 2 ай бұрын

But how do blood donation centers factor into all of this!?

@SupahTrunks7 2 ай бұрын

They are made for taking your blood so it’s fine. If a really big frog want to receive a donation through the intermediary then it’s not your problem you already donated it.