" HEY! GET THIS ROTTEN SHIT OUTTA HERE! GIVE ME *GOOD* SHRIMP! " " HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ESCAPE CONTAINMENT? "

Depending on the interpretation you would probably just become the "everyman" only anything you WERE actually skilled at before you would lose. That's a terrible superpower.

so, Water's taste is the same as it's coordinates. Clearly the dev's fucked up a variable call here.

What do you mean by average? Like if you tried your hand at art would you be average AMONG ARTISTS, or would you be terrible at it because the average person IN GENERAL is terrible at it?

"man the wild west was so much better"

that's what I mean when I say I like industrial hip-hop

Am a introvert❤

This assumes I would to date a business major in the first place. Which I don't.

Reverse puberty

Since you need to eat forever you also need to work forever!

He did this from the cranium minimal scripture 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🦐🍚🔥🔥🔥🙏🏻🦖🦖🦖

haha

Incest bout to end this man's whole career

The worst part about this post is the fact that they don't know the difference between business majors and econ majors

bro I thought that the water thing and the silence thing were two different things

"Business Major? Oh, that's neat. *leans in and whispers* You know, I totally get it, not everyone can pass Econ 101, it's tough..."

If you get all of these in a conversation within 5 minutes and you're still on that date, you get 50% off your next one

As someone who literally knew someone who was majoring in business and was a big fan of the inflation kink, you'd have gotten a completely different reaction from her (she also had an iguana-sona, and that's as much as I can reveal without getting into stuff that could actually kind of doxx her).

"Communism is bad because it relies on a small group of people having all the money and power? How is that any different from capitalism?"

water tastes like water, whats the problem with that?

k but this is the kind of questions that would induce autistickers like me to rant continuously on for the entire night, culminating in a conclusion that is in no way relevant to the original question

They are weirdly similar

what does salt taste like? point proven

Water tastes like nothing and nobody can change my mind

"Why do YOU have a business major and I don't? I'm busy too, right?"

your mother

When women do this shit to me I just say "it's nothing you women need to worry about" lol, turns that smirk upside-down

#SCREAM

Mm yes business

If that means i get to be average at talking to girls, i'll take it

Straight primordial pyro my friend! Keep up the amazing work! God I loved this back in the 1300s

had to pause the class for this banger

Is this a personal attack?

This is me when I don't understand how basic statistics work

water tastes like shit

295 Greenholt Lock

i used to believe that blonde people didnt exsist and that it was just a made up beauty standard . . . my dad had literal yellow hair when he was a kid 😭😭😭

If urban slang changes in Japan over time, is it called Tokyo drift?

When I was younger, I went to some fair or something that I vaguely remember. At the entrance, there was one of those giant bouncy houses where you had to climb up a ramp and into a giant shark’s mouth before getting to jump on the inside which was a little bouncy house with palm trees on the other side. I knew about this and even went to the back of it to see the bouncy house but I was so anxious and worried to actually go in because I didn’t want to climb into the shark’s mouth and suddenly be on a rope bridge inside the stomach of a beast (what I envisioned in my head) before getting to the other side so just to be safe, I decided not to go. I deeply regret that moment today and wished I went into that bouncy castle.

W RIZZ 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

The world will inevitably end. All matter in the universe will be sucked into a single point, creating a second big bang. When this process happens it will take millions of years for the universe to cool down and form matter. For that tjme you will be floating around in an infinite primordial soup of insanely hot chemicals. And when planets form surfaces there is no garuntee that you will end up on a good one. You might be stuck in a gas giant or black hole for trillions of years. You might be stuck on a barren asteroid in the middle of space. You might be stuck on a boring lifeless planet without food or water. That is the number one downfall of immortality.

Fujiwara no Mokou moment

one day the war of sky and sea shall commence, and the ravens will descend upon the tide. there, a great battle between tentacle and wing will decide the fate of the future of our world, the victor shall know absolute dominion over all the skittering things of the world, including us.

This video made me want water lmao Thankfully I have a bottle with me :D

these are fucking terrifying. the song one would drive me nuts. "the nords used to play it all the time, what was it called again...? maybe the normies have to documented online...? fuck"

What in the actual fuck

I thought dragons used to exist but went extinct, like dinousaurs

And he just sat there, and stopped thinking

it tastes like dirt and algae here but we're told its normal and not to worry...

Not downsides, skill issues