The ONLY good thing about FACEBOOK (Rate My Plate)

[@jamesorjenga]

When you said you ate chips harder than marley13 didnay hink you meant at hame.

[@thoughtoflegend1761]

1st reply? what

[@henrymbi]

The fish finger wrote a suicide note 😂, please do this type of video again

[@leahthomson821]

Part 2? This is the funniest video I’ve seen in ages. I’d gladly watch more like it. In fact, I’m off too see what Facebook is up to and see if Carol C is still alive and kicking 😂

[@erinconaghan3570]

Leah the Swimmer I’ve never laughed so hard in my life

[@ABLETONSTUFFANDBITS]

part 2 !!!! it's needed. fuck me them dinners look like Guantanamo bay meals.

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz7477]

That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in ages

[@JackQueen]

I didn't realise Batchy you we're a divorced Dad with two kids one strongbow away from an asbo! There is so much you can learn from a man's plate.

[@helpfulhandgrenade1472]

"I bet you sit in the tv and watch the sofa"

[@lozzamacca5775]

8:43 even ImAllexx would stay away fae that bath water

[@JimboP_]

aha aye ano

[@AngusMac_]

Yes good an experienced KZbin watcher

[@Rydo416]

“She picked up the shoppin list and mistakes it fir the recipe” So fuckin true mate 😂

[@jorjag1515]

Batchy is honestly the funniest Scottish youtuber

[@jontaylor8270]

A no

[@piparoni4842]

@@jontaylor8270 you sir are a legend

[@sunnyjim1355]

Nah, Limmy is... that's why he even got a BBC series. Batchy is not being funny here... he's just reading out other people's funny comments. You're not very bright, are you.

[@jamesring3319]

@@sunnyjim1355 f off, he made the video and it was funny and he does tons of videos where he is funny by himself so if u don't like him what are u doing watching his stuff and taking time out your day to post.

[@ninjasbestfriend6964]

Yer dinner still looks better than your hairline

[@andrewbell7579]

“ I’ve never seen so many smiley faces at a cremation “ and “ Morgan freeman’s finger “ were my favs.

[@druss841]

Another banger of a video really brightens up ma day watching them keep em coming

[@joshimitsu96]

Did you prepare it while on a rollercoaster...gold indeed!!

[@noddy5789]

Happening Batchy just to let you know I’m writing my essay on you 😂😂😂

[@robertbrookes2000]

Genuinely had me in tears. I've followed the Rate my Plate page for a while, but I'm surprised I hadn't seen this video till now.

[@99fruitbat]

I have to find that Facebook page 😂🤣🤣🤣 Many thanks for the video Batchy !

[@asneakygranny7732]

This was class pal. Dae more ae these

[@callmechavs]

In hospital the now thanks for making my day batchy

[@chrismcpartlin1484]

Just came across this. I truly collapsed under the desk laughing. Well done! Love it.

[@britishbirdie9113]

The amount of yorkshire puddings on carol’s plate, like mate what ya doing with ya life? WHO HAS THAT MANY YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS IN ONE MEAL?!?!

[@ellslove5317]

Make a pt2 , this is the best thing av seen in a while

[@mitchelldowie3309]

2:36 those chips are as plane as Casper on a night out

[@FrankthelondonGamer]

I’m dying please do more of these!!

[@TheRealDarrylStrawberry]

"ive never had sweet corn" "it comes out in your shite" "aahhhhhh fuck sweet corn"

[@proudpict2057]

That was gold! I’ve not laughed like that for ages!!! 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@JamieVauxnut1]

5:05 when your mates a teuchter but doesn't know it and trys to do an impression of a teuchter but its just his own voice 😂😂😂😂

[@AngusMac_]

This is one of the funniest videos on your channel and dare I say KZbin. What do we want?! Part 2! When do we want it?! Same time next week would be good.

[@JWW-bj1sp]

I lost it at Morgan Freeman’s finger 😂

[@sophmac11]

I was just scrolling through it and I saw you posted and went .. ok I'll see what it is .. fucking hell😂😂😂

[@tavio9090]

“To mop up? that needs put in the bin”

[@brizothedegenerate983]

Batchy Im a big fan I’ve been watching your videos for about 5 months and you are one of my favourite KZbinrs

[@thehendo5824]

The best Gordon Ramsay quote. “This squid is so raw I can hear it telling Spongebob to FUCK OFF!”

[@JaydenBoi-zy5ee]

This is an amazing video u should do a part two this is hillarious

[@lisacooper272]

OMG that's was class, absolutely hilarious youl need to do more like this 😂😂

[@queensakindofmagicc5281]

Reminds me of the time my mum was looking through the second hand selling page, when she found a mattress that had a piss stain in the middle. I told her to comment a picture of ‘Dry Nights’ that we saw someone else selling, and caption it “Think you might need these, mate.” The lad responded with “Thanks for the concern, but I’m alright.” The other comments were bloody hilarious 😂

[@Shortyland05]

you need to do more of these

[@eirokirimina7207]

I was laughing so hard I started coughing and almost spewed all over ma fucking bed

[@stevenmoran1525]

Batchy that was HILARIOUS!!! Thanks

[@n2ogaming163]

But really just imagine what did the poor fish finger write in that paper probably bring me back to birds eye 😂😂

[@glittersunflower9460]

watching this eating pasta and banana and thank you carol c for the meal ideas if gordan ramsey saw this site the swear jar would be full at the end of the VT

[@gordonjeffrey231076]

Found this site a week ago on FB. Bloody love it!!!!!

[@faeryb0mb]

Batchy you should submit the cheesy pasta song to the group. CHEESY PASTA!

[@aismq6773]

Ya know it’s funny when yer stomach hurts from laughing

[@ryanslee2799]

I’m begging u to do another one of these

[@Rydo416]

6:09 it looks like somebody just closed their eyes when they were looking in the freezer.

[@590Gaming-j8c]

This was the best thing I've seen all year

[@jamesring3319]

that's the funniest KZbin video I've watched in a long long time, hilarious stuff mate

[@andrewlindsay3900]

Loads a belters in this video mate! Like buying a brand new Range Rover and having it delivered by Prince Phillip! I’m still dying! Speaking of... Your dinner; you pray AFTER you eat!

[@nicollemary3164]

Grants laugh is about as good as Carols eggs.

[@elliottfraser3317]

That laugh is something to remember

[@esb618]

please do another one of these

[@robertdobbo3683]

Love the ranting 😂😂😂🤣

[@mrblags1]

Laughed so much I've hurt my fuckin' rib.

[@itserinwatson2617]

I’m sitting here in absolute stiches and ma sisters just like ‘Wit the actual fuck’

[@sophiemcsloy6845]

with every fiber in my bean ahahahah

[@pinki6162]

Deffo need a part 2 😂

[@MaverickBaking]

The comment about "sosig" sounding Aberdonian is depressingly accurate.

[@sharazjeck3928]

That was honestly the funniest hing I’ve seen in ages 😂 more of these mate 👌

[@dulanyclements5508]

I plan to visit Edinburgh but after seeing "Rate My Plate" I've decided to bring my own food.

[@benmathieson7742]

Do another, I actually laughed so hard!

[@josuabrown]

The commentary is excellent as always.

[@dunbass7149]

Getting close to 100,000

[@dunbass7149]

Here thanks there mate for that

[@JaixBlud]

Jesus I haven’t laughed like this in ages, please do more of these! Fucking quality hahahah

[@marcmcgowan3593]

Pleaseeeee do another video on this 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@seanmcnab4449]

Thanks for hearting some of my comments on videos batchy you da best

[@callumrae5769]

“You ain’t spoken to in 10 years” what if yer da havni been in school for 40 year

[@gograinger2483]

Carol C. for Come Dine With Me.

[@CyberHunter-mh5ws]

Haha fish finger left a suicide note ya belter

[@iandorans2763]

When somebody’s in the toilet so ye have tae shite on a plate 😂

[@stiofanofirghil1916]

Never in all these years, has anyone told me anything good about Facebook that I'd want to download it, but this just might be the thing?! Damn you Batchy!! 😂 😂 😂 😉👍

[@ukuzzzgames5901]

I love this channel because it purely full of people that I understand lol

[@kierranmccabe6513]

Batchy- " I've got to watch my weight it's fitness February after all" puts some vegetables on a plate of unhealthy chips and fried chicken "that'll do"

[@hahataylor7662]

Haha pleased my dinner made it..loving the channel

[@hairyfollicles4862]

Only found u today and I’ve already watched half of your videos😂

[@bp_21]

Love from India! I subscribed to your channel only to listen to your accent! 😍

[@crazypanda2863]

Carol C. My saviour 🙏🏻

[@carahasbobux1229]

😂😂😂

[@johnd524]

That angle thing sounds like something people used to broadcast message on blackberry messenger all the time.

[@SaintsAwayOllie]

Obviously put in 100 x the effort you normally would with that dish, knowing everyone would judge you hahaha

[@BatchyGaming]

I didnt cook it haha. Ma wife did

[@halley3929]

The dish looks like a murdered swan😂😂😂

[@Rydo416]

Mmm my favourite

[@daiseysthebaby6071]

I laughed so hard I think I woke up my neighbors! Who cares...Batchy's f*cking hysterical.

[@em6700]

Your laugh is the funniest hing 😂😂

[@charissecoal]

The corn kernel outer layer is made of cellulose so usually won’t be digested by the time it reaches the off ramp

[@aldi3369]

Pls do more of this it's sooo funny😂😂😂

[@jjmir3565]

Love the Scottish banter, and after watching this one feel better about my cooking 😂

[@andrewbell7579]

Genuinely doubled over wae laughter thanks for the heads up I know where to get a laugh now lol.

[@creemcg.equestrian1269]

U r like the funniest Scottish KZbinr ever

[@johnross5765]

Your plate looks like you started off with a cook book and said fuck it half way through and slung micro chips into the wave

[@PolythenePam0451]

6:42 nah fuck off thats my chemistry teacher LMAO

[@joshuashewan2068]

At 6:56 the comment about the dinner bell made me laugh

[@druidwulf]

Haven't laughed as hard or as much. Do more of these

[@alexanderwilson2639]

Fs French Fries look better than those stomach churners 😂

[@anarkie2016]

That speech at the start was only missing "choose life"

[@Luketradesforex]

Mate do more of these 😅 fukin priceless mate

[@DavidAndersonKirk]

Batchy you make speckys worldwide proud

[@laurax9140]

There’s another wan called rate ma take away and it’s amazing mate 🤣

[@albedosupremacy9347]

When ma friends ask me to join facebook I tell them tae take a hike 👌🏻

[@thesellick9011]

The fish finger comment was fucking gold.

[@yerda860]

Chips oot farm foods lol looks like batchy good vid pal

[@danlarge8130]

Fair play, you censored the first 5 minutes! Much love Batchy👍❤️

[@stewartbarlow7001]

Carol c and her egfs are now legends