THE SCOTTISH HUMOUR AND BANTER!!!!

Aright so for the longest time Buzzfeed has been posting all this Scottish humour and banter and trying to pass it off as Scottish. I feel however they play too much on the stereotypes and try to play up all the funny stuff to cater to a more american audience.
So today myself and Cruizah go through some Scottish Buzzfeed articles and joke about some of the funny humour, memes and banter. Its mostly just Scottish tweets but you get the idea!!
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[@andrewwiltse8882]

I’m from America. Dont let it happen!! Stay as Scottish as you can. The fact is I can understand everything you say. People just need to pay attention! Buzzfeed is useless!👍🍻 Look up Ebonics in the dictionary for a laugh about grammar!😂 Thanks Guys

[@aidanperkins4266]

Alright m8 how ye daying what did j saya

[@xxxxOS]

We're all controlled by the same banks, oil industry and military industrial complex. We're all controlled by the same corporations. There's no difference between our countries it's just that America fell for corporatism hook line and sinker from the start. If your country is capitalist there's no culture left other than what corporations create. We're all headed to the same dystopian nightmare of a future.

[@LeoGuidi]

Dae ye Ken wit am on aboot pal. Can I git a jump in for sum bucky

[@Gouldarr]

@@xxxxOS scotland is run by nationalists m8 so we're golden 👍

[@BatchyGaming]

Google home ripping the piss out eh me again.

[@kyle_6105]

Typical Google

[@rantingrory8926]

Of course

[@homo_bread]

Hm, according to my family Alexa is a tart

[@Givey-oz6le]

I was the 555 like so proud

[@key2theuniverse713]

In all fairness I think everyone takes the piss out of you not just Google.

[@kazwilliams641]

Man hits pal way a iron wit you trying to day straighten him out 😂

[@burrowsworth9534]

At 0:48 he said "okay google" and then at 3 in the mornin I wiz greeted tae my google opening up because it recognized the accent..... well done mate.

[@Claymore_83]

Anyone else's Google Assistant went off when he said "Ok Google"?

[@loganreid4755]

Aye

[@bigstu2536]

Yes

[@veryperplexed4547]

Yep

[@davidmckinlay2385]

Aye fucking shit ma self

[@RosscoMStudios]

Bold of you to assume I have a google assistant

[@Xashe_]

Scottish patter is honestly the best kind of patter. So proud to be Scottish lmao

[@Yangy_Young]

Anyone notice the quick Jabba The Hutt flash before Trump's face on the cow at 5:27 ish?

[@arranhammyrides9480]

Yangy oh yah

[@ky1emac179]

Ye

[@kristanpitscheider6492]

Oh aye!🤣

[@harrykent5335]

Yeah

[@Dyaoahskdidhaja]

5:28

[@cr0ssmusic996]

That part about the pronunciation of 'Edinburgh' takes me back to the 'Hamburger' scene in the first modern Pink Panther movie hahaha

[@chellek3545]

"To the library" were my eldest words, when you guys were talking about replacing all the dye faces with Cruizah mug! 😆 And Cruizah found something to watch after making this vid with you 😉😂

[@pinakaiada3974]

Ok I'm from Glasgow and live there my whole life until about last year and man My Scottish accent isn't as strong as yours It's so bloody strong

[@xxxxOS]

He's putting it on. He's exaggerating it to cringe level. He's making us all sound like morons.

[@rocking0067]

Im fae glasgow tae

[@Azza.10]

Jen Dark Energy 384400 Yeah, it’s cringe. It’s even worse when people type how they speak...

[@liamrodgerson465]

Falkirk/alloa accent is broader than Glasgow ....a thought they spoke pretty propper😂

[@rhiannanaitken7031]

Their Scottish accent isney very strong new if ye heard mine u could acho call a accent strong and moan eh gers

[@maureenmichel8761]

Thanks guys that was brill peed myself laughing.. love your banter miss it m

[@AnriGuitar]

Please do more of these videos! They are great

[@felixneil9893]

Scotland should change its name to patterland😂

[@Metzo-mh9tc]

Karen Neil that in itself is shite patter

[@felixneil9893]

I know got bored at 4 in the mornin

[@repeatfm2485]

M8 uv got eh shite patters ur maws got fck hairy puntang

[@ciarndolan1316]

Eroze JP can ae coochie

[@callumwalker1299]

Yer patters like wata

[@Grace-ng3qp]

Larkhall finally made it on to something that wasn’t the grand tour 😂

[@ellierodger2447]

Exactly we just got the publicity we needed x

[@Grace-ng3qp]

The Larkhall banner is still up by the way

[@ellierodger2447]

Grace Fleming is it ? X

[@amitchellisinspiredtobebet9284]

I could listen to you all day good stuff man thanks

[@dilljay11]

“take your time google just read me an entire wikipedia page” hahaha 😂👌🏼

[@Nicole-0822]

The first picture of the tele tubbie was brilliant I was on the train and in the pubs way they guys they were brilliant hahah

[@mandy5313]

I can’t stop watching funny Scottish videos, big shoe BIG SHOOOOOOE😂

[@thomasbradley601]

Am the same

[@egg4099]

Mandy am no a junkie

[@dylanparke4229]

Do another buzz feed banter video this ones a banger

[@seventheather]

now ah ken how tae waste ma time instead of studying

[@key2theuniverse713]

I love the Scottish humour, I'm English and have a few Scottish friends, who are always a good laugh and basically a pleasure to be around.

[@shikkaii]

We’re no your fucking pleasure machines for fucks sake.

[@key2theuniverse713]

@@shikkaii that's what my girlfriend says

[@WalkWithWallace]

Superb lads, great duo! 😂

[@JamboMkIII]

Sat fur ages when he said ok google n ma google assistant opened up awaitin further instructions 😂😂

[@jordanpaterson4739]

Mate. You just activated Google on my phone by saying "ok Google" wtf 😂😂

[@lewisgaskin6805]

Had this going through my speaker and as soon as you said "okay Google" my phone thought it was me and loaded Google up 😂😂

[@marleybu7984]

Dundee googly eyes! Creased maaan!! 😂😂😂😢

[@JamieAubrey]

#FunFact 5:10 that was for the program Scot Squad, they go to get an Ice Cream or Food and they come back out and someone stole the wheels, that Asda is in Maryhill

[@ellierodger2447]

Larkhall finally getting some publicity yass 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #notificationsquad

[@ellierodger2447]

Maya Franks Larkhall strongggg

[@Grace-ng3qp]

Yes then

[@crystalevathornton2823]

Goan then larkhall wooooo

[@ellierodger2447]

Grace Fleming yesssssiiii

[@ellierodger2447]

Crystal J lets go larkhall

[@Ct-rq8zy]

Are you ever gonna do vloging again I love those videos because there’s nothing better than you walking about my hometown falkirk

[@MrManoo123]

Roland Jc120 Tunes mon gmooth

[@the_suppreme_joker_squad8688]

Haha when you said ok Google my phone went on tae google

[@elizabethhay5472]

Am so proud tae be Scottish, best patter about 😂

[@seanstafford7572]

that fly 30 second black background bit of music to pass 10 minutes

[@BatchyGaming]

Its a black screen because I dont have an end card

[@99fruitbat]

Check out American people try Scottish food 🤣 Or some of the posts that feature Killer Animals , often include a picture of a Highland Coo ! 🤣 Those big horns look so scary 🤣

[@the-bread-bandit]

6:18 it just looks like the dog got hit by a lorry and then give it back As a gift

[@kimmystewart6959]

Hi I just want to let you know that I'm from Minnesota in the and us and I love Scottish banter and most of the time the only thing I can understand is f****** everything else comes out like Mushmouth but I love it anyway I could sit there and listen to his Scottish guy talk all day long and laugh my ass off all day long because it is a very witty banter if you don't mind hearing the word kunt 500 times

[@Futurevenomzone]

Scottish but not quite scottish banter? Sounds like the new Still Game

[@rebekahmaxwell90]

lol just normal day to day things in Scotland that happen

[@lukzinburg4835]

The biggest joke in Scotland is the football team 😂 (Im Scottish by the way)

[@Jie67]

Talking about, we won that trophy in Japan back in 2000 odd 😂😂

[@lindseykrieger6024]

You said OK Google and my phone came up with Google lol

[@itsava_dollx7937]

Great video me and my brothers have a bunch of banter lol 😂

[@SLaYDaRtH]

Theres nothin a love talkin aboot more, than batchy's class videos 👌

[@Stephens_Music]

Aye the ok Google thing keeps happening like common man , keep up the good work 👍

[@willmcnaughton6363]

Quality vid, ma ok google kicked in tae. Keep um coming Batchy.

[@Stephens_Music]

The "ok Google " thing actually responded on my phone

[@MrGREEN-nj2mx]

U are absolutely hilarious batchy love your videos ahaha

[@rafazwirski3510]

Lol

[@1gerard47]

The coo was having a wee ,, ' waash' at trumps courses ,cause he put the baw out of bounds.

[@crystalevathornton2823]

Yassss goan larkhall finnally getting noticed #notificationsquad 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@ellierodger2447]

Let’s go larkhalll 😂💪🏻

[@ross5913]

Haha

[@kyledavidson7475]

Yass

[@weebainorfc9237]

Mon the larky

[@lorispain1]

Lol the Larkhall sign

[@druss841]

Buzzfeeds Scottish patter is pish nice wee surprise video batchy keep up the banging content loving the vids being longer

[@mountainmonsters166]

David Russell we need more dark humour in this country. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@Saint_Dan132]

Google just paused my phone and gave me information on " what is America " lol

[@rianeaglesham504]

We need a video on the "does it fry" guy 😂

[@mountainmonsters166]

Good video one tip I would give you is the introduction of dark/warped/sadistic humour e.g destroying something belonging to someone else. We did this to our previous landlord’s house when he evicted us. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@alissonbecker3199]

Is this what William Wallace died for 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Thunder_St0rm]

I like how when he said ok google and my google got activated

[@Mysticmm_o7]

5:09 😂that’s ma local Asda

[@tekkerzbros3231]

dont quit we love you ❤️

[@properphantoms1330]

I live in larkhall and that sign Is still there lol

[@lisacooper272]

Isis widny stand 2 seconds in larky they'd run like fuck, place is that crazy 😂😂😂

[@seancrowley1918]

When he said "OK Google" the fucking phone said wits the script

[@martinmooney7625]

Haha when u said ok Google my phone picked it up

[@kennethanthonymckenna3289]

Dude .. loving your videos

[@jordanjones6408]

Anyone else's phone or Google home go off when he said "ok google" haha

[@fluffykittypurry145]

Loved it. Gave me a good laugh 😂

[@shakacat3180]

Love your videos absolutely amazing and funny 🐈 🤔 😂 😂 I love this stuff 🐈 👋 🌹 ❤️

[@powa6243]

Big boi batchy u owe me a bag of chips

[@zlope9292]

DO YOU HAVE A ONE INCH WONDER LOL remember me it was for nostalgia

[@69laurenk]

I love your wit 😂

[@bryceanderson9083]

Another great video batchy

[@WHNorthcote]

Do another of these videos. But a slightly bit longer.

[@deanstewart3718]

Quality batchy man

[@CastilloDelDiablo]

Embrayer because a guy i knew used to say he was working in Embray (Edinburgh)

[@ky1emac179]

Notification Squad, I love your growing up Scottish videos! :D

[@keirbalfour7835]

U actavated my phone when u said ok google

[@strigoi_guhlqueen8355]

This is glorious

[@kennethanthonymckenna3289]

Amazingly funny

[@thebudsterboy]

At 50 seconds you say, "OK Google". This causes my Google assistant to pop up. Anyone else experiencing this?

[@CyberHunter-mh5ws]

Ha you bastard you got ma phone talkin

[@YourPalBean]

I still laugh at these 😭

[@sophlawso05xx50]

Haha the tweet about the castle is my mums tweet 😂😂

[@itsamadness1384]

Love being Scottish

[@LoganHarley67]

Thinking aboot going into Jamie Oliver’s restaurant and ordering an irn bru before complaining that it Disney have enough sugar

[@1gerard47]

Ask fur two sugars way yer irn bru 🤣

[@lewisphillips5638]

lovin the videos batchy mate

[@icedgems9799]

Wits that BIGG SHOE BIG SHOEEEE

[@liacossar]

Funniest guy of aww time man 🤣🤣🤣

[@cameroncassidy1337]

The only videos past ten min has tonnes of ads 😂😂

[@aarondelahaye-artist1017]

I was on Scottish Buzzfeed once...cause I had no pants on

[@B_man_anton]

Let's be honest. Scotland is one huge big banter.

[@MrManoo123]

brian anton shitehole**

[@Sage_Green07]

When you said hey Google the Google on my phone went off

[@mike_magnet_fishing]

Every time you say ok Google batchy im fuckin phone pics it up hHa

[@wsm_matty17]

awright batchy bro

[@maxcarney336]

Your so funny batchy

[@saxongreen78]

Edinburgh locals are called _Edinbuggers._

[@HashSlinger420]

Batchy when you said ok google google on my phone went aff wtf

[@HashSlinger420]

Am watchin this on ma phone btw

[@HashSlinger420]

Dinnae ken how that works

[@finlaymccool7515]

HEARTS ARE SCOTTISH JUST LIKE EVERYONE SHOULD BE!!!!!

[@Jie67]

The Jam Farts

[@S4r4h_xx]

Ma pal and his siblings dressed up as still game characters for world book day

[@courtharby]

.... How tf did my phone pick up "OK Google" from this video..... When I had my headphones in... Watching this video on my phone.... 🤨🤨🤨

[@BatchyGaming]

Triggering everyones Google haha

[@aidanwright2643]

That happened to me aswell

[@courtharby]

@@BatchyGaming... You did this on purpose, didn't you? 😂😂

[@BatchyGaming]

@@courtharby Maybe...

[@alissonbecker3199]

So proud to to be Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@Declan.1888]

That asda at 5:08 Is 5 mins away fae ma hoose

[@weebainorfc9237]

Omg larkaw is in This jeez oh

[@karynscotland1764]

Larkhall.. we made it ✊😂