Funny Amazon Product Reviews That Went TOO FAR!!

[@Cruizah]

Yer plumber has a keychain fae Lanzarote.

[@scottishross6866]

Yer cat licks pussey

[@tsunamicomics]

Yer da sells avon

[@Metzo-mh9tc]

Fuckin ragin wi ma maw wis going tae lanzarote over Easter then came back fae coasters and I’m going tae the caravan instead

[@Pete.D]

@@tsunamicomics yur maws got baws

[@quandaledingle7322]

so dae you

[@gingeetheginge6071]

If you get to 100k first you and Cruizah should order those gummy bears

[@chrissmith7208]

Naw, It's WHEN Batchy wins the race to 100k

[@mattparker3068]

Just do it anyway lol

[@abimacdonald4643]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate batchys laugh lmao

[@BatchyGaming]

Haha

[@SeanShimamoto]

Abi Macdonald I know! I watch his videos to hear his jokes, laughs, and accent. 😁

[@ShibbyJay]

That last review was so long I managed to eat and shite before it was finished 😂.... Gummy bears, more like Runny Bears 🤣

[@mariechristie6175]

Im so glad you are posting more videos atm. Its great having a magic Scottish youtuber, they are few and far between and of course its the kind of banter us Scots need.

[@BatchyGaming]

I've since purchased the Banana slicer in the hope it will save my marriage too

[@winterserpent5071]

Batchy lol

[@troutmastertam]

hope the wife disny see this hahahah

[@finnpaterson4502]

Batchy 😂

[@chellek3545]

😆😆😆

[@chevyfinn]

Well i didny sink ma money into this and my marriage failed as a result. Well, i better go and buy this banana slicer to prevent any further banana related conflicts 😂😂😂

[@lylarovello9716]

Loved the gummy bear especially. More please!

[@tanyab7318]

Heavens to Murgatroyd! That was the funniest! I'm still laughing. What a great weight loss product...!

[@chellek3545]

Kept the best ones for part 2? Get it uploaded! (please) Amazon reviews have the good laughs 😂

[@evanzo27]

So glad you did that gummy bear one, best Amazon reviews out there. Need a video dedicated to just those reviews alone!

[@Walkerly]

Plumbers are rubbing their hands together. “Yas they shite bears are back!”

[@BoabDFC]

Loving the videos mate part 2 is a must

[@alakasplashh7012]

Cruizah sounds like my gran - ‘that’s a sin that’ 😂

[@trumpkilledhansolo5060]

I couldn’t take the Care Bear part 😂🤣i

[@BOBlolema67]

The bit about the sugar free gummy bears is absolutely true. Not a good idea when you're stuck in a hotel room with your sister. Gummy bears cleanse indeed.

[@rebekahmaxwell90]

Love Amazon reviews. Veet for men one is somthing John would get just be louder to piss me off more 😂😂

[@RatBasterd]

I literally died. Thankfully my wife had a banana slicer to resuscitate me.

[@kimlambert2536]

Definitely need part 2

[@armus550b]

Omg I laughed so hard I nearly passed out. I thought I was good at trolling people with reviews but I'm seriously going to have to step up my game. These people are Legend

[@zmonty2019]

Literally my favourite KZbin duo 😂 love u guys ❤️😍

[@monthehoops18]

It’s time for part 2

[@TheRyderShotgunn]

I don't know how they read the entire gummy bear review without dying, cuz i nearly died listening to it

[@brianstrachan5257]

That’s a numpty no the slices in the cereal

[@krampus225]

Part 2? Yes please!

[@TheGildedRose84]

Omg please do a part 2!!!

[@Andrea-xw4hb]

Desparately looking for no 2. As tge 2nd lockdown can't be far away from us Berliners, please keep your humor coming.

[@willmcnaughton6363]

Heavens to murgatroyd was Snagglepuss patter mate. A pink cat fae the cartoons. Quality vid bro

[@Bryguygaming-dx4xh]

Only the Scots can come up with such masterful comebacks

[@unfairadvantagefilms]

Man I've been a subscriber ever since I saw your ragged ass on adventures around Scotland trying to videotape yourself in awkward places. Glad to see you're up to so many subscribers, keep up the good work, this was fucking hilarious

[@lucya3852]

When you see the video is from batchy you know it’s gonna be a good one

[@joesmith822]

Awesome chaps, Gummie bears ordered to leave out for my work colleagues to eat 😬

[@saulboy3606]

Lmao your vids are hilarious

[@saulboy3606]

When you hit 1 mil but the sugar free gummy bears?

[@gregcooper2119]

Looks like batchy already used the hair removal cream on his forehead plus notification squad

[@furriesshouldalldie345]

Cruizah and batchy get married and invite fans

[@maximaximoo8953]

Already watched a bit of the vid, I'm not okay, I'm laughing too much. #BatchyFor100KSubs

[@criffermaclennan]

The power of sorbitol, cleanses parts you didn't knew needed cleansing

[@caitlinmacdonald756]

Brilliant 👌please dae part two then more!

[@tomcline5631]

That suger substitute shit story is no joke! I can't even chew sugerfree gum! And it does have a horrendous aftermath!

[@jordanpaterson4739]

Brilliant. Cannae wait fur 2nd yin 😂

[@Futurevenomzone]

I remember my dad ordered a bag of Haribos that size but he sent them back. Sounds like the right decision

[@jojobabes1995]

Can't wait for pt2, class 🤙🏻

[@aidanpeat8062]

#notifacationsquad love the videos batchy you and Cruza should get matching tattoos

[@Paul-bz7mq]

Almost 100k keep up the good work 👊

[@vohtroops]

Part 2 ya banger

[@TheTartanFox]

Part two please

[@reecebuttery4622]

drop part 2!!!

[@donnar9864]

Definitely part deux..

[@lisacooper272]

😂😂 defo part 2

[@DaedricDrake]

Second part please!

[@bryannicholls200]

Aye dae a part 2 otherwise suffer the runny gummy tummy curse

[@proudpict2057]

Gummy bear shits! The brown sweat!

[@NB-ly1bb]

Did you enjoy the last Still Game episode I thought it wis class, it a shame it’s over!!

[@andrewglasgow4051]

Order those gummy bears

[@addmysnapchatlil_robinson0807]

Crying right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@venomous-prime]

Part 2 please

[@paulcanning9938]

Need to make a video titled “Cruizah Makeover”. Starts with Crizah getting a knock back in the dancing then cuts to him getting a haircut, shave and jet wash. Finishes with him fighting off burds in the dancing like white on rice. Convinced theres a male model behind all the hair.

[@stephencantbewrong8250]

It takes a couple hours just to read all the gummy bear reviews! !!

[@Lord.Kiltridge]

Stops reading to proclaim he doesn't read. Resumes reading.

[@finridler2199]

Let’s go lads 100k subs finally

[@nadroj-88]

The dislikes are the “hell-bears’.”

[@colourmycosplay]

I wonder if dude where's my challenge bought the sugar free gummy bears from amazon

[@hannahbrown4338]

Batchy if u get to 100k subs u and cruizer need to get a silver play button tattoo

[@Scotwolf09]

It'll take more than a crap banana slicer te save my marriage. Mebbe some hellbears will fix it up.

[@andymullen9880]

0:42 song name?

[@StewMan46]

Aye get part 2 out🔥🔥

[@ChrisMcB1967]

Nearly 2 years later and there is still no part 2

[@danieldaly714]

I ordered something for ma da on amazon and it took a week to arrive One day he rang me and said ‘Wens tha amazoon package comin’

[@mystify7478]

Did you order yer da an Avon catalogue?

[@MadScottishGuy]

Still game the night can’t wait cause it’s the last one

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

Anything instantly sounds funnier and sexier with a Scottish accent 😂💁‍♀️

[@ChrisMcB1967]

Nearly 3 years and still no part 2 it's now well and truly clear we are never getting a Part 2.

[@9999-n9c]

geez a part 2

[@anthonyromanelli1392]

Does the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer imply there are 570 failed banana slicer prototypes?

[@brizothedegenerate983]

Congrats on one million subs wink wink😉

[@calumporteous9726]

Hi batchy ur the funniest KZbinr

[@brandynkilpatrick4295]

The still game ending was sad wasn’t it

[@smallyx3729]

Notification squad hows all of you guys ❤️❤️

[@boredweegie553]

What part of Scotland is batchy from?

[@loganirvine1363]

This is a gid video big man

[@scott-si1oe]

Bet the builder got paid time n a turd that day!!!!

[@katie-sv6fv]

3k likes and still no part 2

[@tigerblood8935]

Oi when’s that part 2 coming out

[@ChrisMcB1967]

17 Months to the day that this video was uploaded and there is still No Part 2

[@Marcus51090]

I’d like a video of you and cruizah getting drunk on camera chatting pure pish

[@joyful_hell6845]

Gives us part 2 batchy and buy them gummy bears for that fake batchy to enjoy and get him out the you tube game for a week or so

[@theshaneski6753]

Let's go part 2

[@ChrisMcB1967]

Almost 4 years later. We are never getting a part 2.

[@gideonstupke2257]

😂😂😂😂😂😂Too funny!

[@rossjohnston94]

Need a 2nd part m8

[@andrewforster5269]

Do a part 2

[@winterserpent5071]

Here we fucking go

[@liamstuart7913]

10 likes and batchy and cruzer eating a bag each

[@bethanyroses6031]

Notification squad 🙌 pure belter

[@gregordevlin7585]

Part 2!!!!

[@michaelimray3797]

Do a review of still game ending forever

[@franceslogan3700]

A love u batchy u make ma day ma san x

[@proudpict2057]

Big bastarding Swiss Army knife!

[@gersontour7018]

Batchy de ye ken where larkhall is

[@tekkzthegrinch9122]

#notifacationsquad and batch for 100K

[@fintanmcivor9119]

What is the name of that ring di a daddy o part at the first minute