Funny Amazon Product Reviews That Went TOO FAR!!

[@Cruizah]

Yer plumber has a keychain fae Lanzarote.

[@scottishross6866]

Yer cat licks pussey

[@tsunamicomics]

Yer da sells avon

[@Metzo-mh9tc]

Fuckin ragin wi ma maw wis going tae lanzarote over Easter then came back fae coasters and I’m going tae the caravan instead

[@Pete.D]

@@tsunamicomics yur maws got baws

[@quandaledingle7322]

so dae you

[@abimacdonald4643]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate batchys laugh lmao

[@BatchyGaming]

Haha

[@SeanShimamoto]

Abi Macdonald I know! I watch his videos to hear his jokes, laughs, and accent. 😁

[@gingeetheginge6071]

If you get to 100k first you and Cruizah should order those gummy bears

[@chrissmith7208]

Naw, It's WHEN Batchy wins the race to 100k

[@mattparker3068]

Just do it anyway lol

[@ShibbyJay]

That last review was so long I managed to eat and shite before it was finished 😂.... Gummy bears, more like Runny Bears 🤣

[@BatchyGaming]

I've since purchased the Banana slicer in the hope it will save my marriage too

[@winterserpent5071]

Batchy lol

[@troutmastertam]

hope the wife disny see this hahahah

[@finnpaterson4502]

Batchy 😂

[@chellek3545]

😆😆😆

[@chevyfinn]

Well i didny sink ma money into this and my marriage failed as a result. Well, i better go and buy this banana slicer to prevent any further banana related conflicts 😂😂😂

[@mariechristie6175]

Im so glad you are posting more videos atm. Its great having a magic Scottish youtuber, they are few and far between and of course its the kind of banter us Scots need.

[@evanzo27]

So glad you did that gummy bear one, best Amazon reviews out there. Need a video dedicated to just those reviews alone!

[@lylarovello9716]

Loved the gummy bear especially. More please!

[@tanyab7318]

Heavens to Murgatroyd! That was the funniest! I'm still laughing. What a great weight loss product...!

[@BoabDFC]

Loving the videos mate part 2 is a must

[@armus550b]

Omg I laughed so hard I nearly passed out. I thought I was good at trolling people with reviews but I'm seriously going to have to step up my game. These people are Legend

[@Walkerly]

Plumbers are rubbing their hands together. “Yas they shite bears are back!”

[@trumpkilledhansolo5060]

I couldn’t take the Care Bear part 😂🤣i

[@rebekahmaxwell90]

Love Amazon reviews. Veet for men one is somthing John would get just be louder to piss me off more 😂😂

[@zmonty2019]

Literally my favourite KZbin duo 😂 love u guys ❤️😍

[@kimlambert2536]

Definitely need part 2

[@BOBlolema67]

The bit about the sugar free gummy bears is absolutely true. Not a good idea when you're stuck in a hotel room with your sister. Gummy bears cleanse indeed.

[@TheGildedRose84]

Omg please do a part 2!!!

[@willmcnaughton6363]

Heavens to murgatroyd was Snagglepuss patter mate. A pink cat fae the cartoons. Quality vid bro

[@krampus225]

Part 2? Yes please!

[@Andrea-xw4hb]

Desparately looking for no 2. As tge 2nd lockdown can't be far away from us Berliners, please keep your humor coming.

[@monthehoops18]

It’s time for part 2

[@andymullen9880]

0:42 song name?

[@unfairadvantagefilms]

Man I've been a subscriber ever since I saw your ragged ass on adventures around Scotland trying to videotape yourself in awkward places. Glad to see you're up to so many subscribers, keep up the good work, this was fucking hilarious

[@saulboy3606]

Lmao your vids are hilarious

[@joesmith822]

Awesome chaps, Gummie bears ordered to leave out for my work colleagues to eat 😬

[@Paul-bz7mq]

Almost 100k keep up the good work 👊

[@caitlinmacdonald756]

Brilliant 👌please dae part two then more!

[@fintanmcivor9119]

What is the name of that ring di a daddy o part at the first minute

[@jordanpaterson4739]

Brilliant. Cannae wait fur 2nd yin 😂

[@aidanpeat8062]

#notifacationsquad love the videos batchy you and Cruza should get matching tattoos

[@lucya3852]

When you see the video is from batchy you know it’s gonna be a good one

[@brianstrachan5257]

That’s a numpty no the slices in the cereal

[@jojobabes1995]

Can't wait for pt2, class 🤙🏻

[@RatBasterd]

I literally died. Thankfully my wife had a banana slicer to resuscitate me.

[@DaedricDrake]

Second part please!

[@chellek3545]

Kept the best ones for part 2? Get it uploaded! (please) Amazon reviews have the good laughs 😂

[@tomcline5631]

That suger substitute shit story is no joke! I can't even chew sugerfree gum! And it does have a horrendous aftermath!

[@TheRyderShotgunn]

I don't know how they read the entire gummy bear review without dying, cuz i nearly died listening to it

[@vohtroops]

Part 2 ya banger

[@furriesshouldalldie345]

Cruizah and batchy get married and invite fans

[@TheTartanFox]

Part two please

[@Bryguygaming-dx4xh]

Only the Scots can come up with such masterful comebacks

[@lisacooper272]

😂😂 defo part 2

[@emilyrivers5063]

Notification squad! Love your vids

[@gregcooper2119]

Looks like batchy already used the hair removal cream on his forehead plus notification squad

[@venomous-prime]

Part 2 please

[@boredweegie553]

What part of Scotland is batchy from?

[@tigerblood8935]

Oi when’s that part 2 coming out

[@addmysnapchatlil_robinson0807]

Crying right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@criffermaclennan]

The power of sorbitol, cleanses parts you didn't knew needed cleansing

[@reecebuttery4622]

drop part 2!!!

[@ChrisMcB1967]

Nearly 2 years later and there is still no part 2

[@Futurevenomzone]

I remember my dad ordered a bag of Haribos that size but he sent them back. Sounds like the right decision

[@StewMan46]

Aye get part 2 out🔥🔥

[@bryannicholls200]

Aye dae a part 2 otherwise suffer the runny gummy tummy curse

[@saulboy3606]

When you hit 1 mil but the sugar free gummy bears?

[@ChrisMcB1967]

Nearly 3 years and still no part 2 it's now well and truly clear we are never getting a Part 2.

[@Lord.Kiltridge]

Stops reading to proclaim he doesn't read. Resumes reading.

[@proudpict2057]

Gummy bear shits! The brown sweat!

[@bethanyroses6031]

Notification squad 🙌 pure belter

[@paulcanning9938]

Need to make a video titled “Cruizah Makeover”. Starts with Crizah getting a knock back in the dancing then cuts to him getting a haircut, shave and jet wash. Finishes with him fighting off burds in the dancing like white on rice. Convinced theres a male model behind all the hair.

[@michaelimray3797]

Do a review of still game ending forever

[@9999-n9c]

geez a part 2

[@maximaximoo8953]

Already watched a bit of the vid, I'm not okay, I'm laughing too much. #BatchyFor100KSubs

[@anthonyromanelli1392]

Does the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer imply there are 570 failed banana slicer prototypes?

[@donnar9864]

Definitely part deux..

[@loganirvine1363]

This is a gid video big man

[@way2tired394]

Where’s part 2?

[@finridler2199]

Let’s go lads 100k subs finally

[@ChrisMcB1967]

Almost 4 years later. We are never getting a part 2.

[@calumporteous9726]

Hi batchy ur the funniest KZbinr

[@MadScottishGuy]

Still game the night can’t wait cause it’s the last one

[@brizothedegenerate983]

Congrats on one million subs wink wink😉

[@ChrisMcB1967]

17 Months to the day that this video was uploaded and there is still No Part 2

[@theshaneski6753]

Let's go part 2

[@andrewforster5269]

Do a part 2

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

Anything instantly sounds funnier and sexier with a Scottish accent 😂💁‍♀️

[@gideonstupke2257]

😂😂😂😂😂😂Too funny!

[@gregordevlin7585]

Part 2!!!!

[@danieldaly714]

I ordered something for ma da on amazon and it took a week to arrive One day he rang me and said ‘Wens tha amazoon package comin’

[@mystify7478]

Did you order yer da an Avon catalogue?

[@smallyx3729]

Notification squad hows all of you guys ❤️❤️

[@hannahbrown4338]

Batchy if u get to 100k subs u and cruizer need to get a silver play button tattoo

[@danielmoir2191]

My favourite youtuber, also notification squad

[@rossjohnston94]

Need a 2nd part m8

[@colourmycosplay]

I wonder if dude where's my challenge bought the sugar free gummy bears from amazon

[@andrewglasgow4051]

Order those gummy bears

[@katie-sv6fv]

3k likes and still no part 2

[@michaelmclaughlin4660]

Notification squad always!🤤🙃🙃🙃

[@Scotwolf09]

It'll take more than a crap banana slicer te save my marriage. Mebbe some hellbears will fix it up.

[@gersontour7018]

Batchy de ye ken where larkhall is

[@tekkzthegrinch9122]

#notifacationsquad and batch for 100K

[@brandynkilpatrick4295]

The still game ending was sad wasn’t it

[@stephencantbewrong8250]

It takes a couple hours just to read all the gummy bear reviews! !!

[@darthsnowdon]

#notificationsquad seen notification clicked notification enjoyed. Good video

[@jorjag1515]

Notification Squad 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #BatchyFor100k

[@franceslogan3700]

A love u batchy u make ma day ma san x

[@winterserpent5071]

Here we fucking go

[@nadroj-88]

The dislikes are the “hell-bears’.”

[@fin78_]

PART 2