Batman - Contingency Plans

[@jbain4750]

"Red kryptonite: requires further testing" Next day in the hall of justice "Hey Clark, catch!"

[@marketvideopro1]

Lol

[@ImponteDeluxo]

Then it transform into an evil ant-headed humanoid lunatic dragon dwarf with beard

[@michaelterrell5061]

Imponte Deluxo lol

[@jbain4750]

@@LoganSimpkins04 Unintentionally, but I don't doubt it.

[@jbain4750]

@@LoganSimpkins04 I didn't see the original video. It's not a very hard joke to come up with, and I've got better things to do than keep an eye on new uploads of videos I've already seen to rewrite a comment with different wording for 400 KZbin likes.

[@obituaryollie9104]

Batman is the type of guy to say, "no witnesses" and take himself out.

[@MichaelJohnson.]

Lmao

[@bone_is_here3014]

😂

[@davidscott3412]

Lmao

[@beltionbambie1239]

That’s funny as hell

[@thebigplates121]

In a way that is true that's if U watch Red Sun

[@AyushPandey-zf5lc]

Batman's like "Even though I'm telling you my weaknesses you ain't gon do shit"

[@Shad3y301]

Gonna leave this at 69

[@theflash9735]

Lurkingooze362 Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed. You may finally like now good sir

[@symbiotic111]

God tier comment.

[@theflash9735]

@@symbiotic111 You're goddamn right

[@DillyDabblez]

Unless your joker because hes batman's kryptonite

[@_l1ghtsk1n_jesus_53]

"While Batman is a master strategist and combatant... he is only human...." R.I.P Kevin Conroy 🕊️

[@_l1ghtsk1n_jesus_53]

@@Akkapoler I'll never stopped missing him

[@CodieneBeanBryant]

@@Akkapoler you’ll miss him forever. without him your crime has no punchline

[@Thedailynerd]

Gone but not forgotten

[@Acegaming0588]

Rip to the legend it still doesn't feel real he was my childhood hero and then he was just gone. he was Batman and always will be.

[@Black-ICE92]

The Batman that we imagine whenever we read a Batman comic.

[@ArthropodSpidey]

Kevin Conroy is a gift to humanity. Best voice for Batman ever.

[@Quantavious75]

Facts. Mark Hamil for joker too. Arkham games all the way

[@Aaryavir]

@@Quantavious75 Hell yeah

[@Intimidation571]

@Rickey Carroll Definitely Affleck

[@Dimadome12]

He is. I just don't want us to feel no one else can be the voice of Batman. Others have done an amazing job as well

[@peresetenetanuvasa7750]

I agree mate

[@nightcorelucario2218]

Everyone in the JLA: *some well thought up plan* Green Arrow: just break his arms lul

[@AysaMetric]

Well... the contingency for the Flash was awful. Paralysis? He can pass through solid objects, no way you paralyze him. Use extreme cold, it would be much more effective.

[@ryanbarefoot7194]

HeroBrian_333 well a gaseous chemical agent that induces paralysis would work

[@AysaMetric]

@@ryanbarefoot7194 Except he has a hyper-fast metabolism. A chemical would be processed through quickly. Nanobots would be more effective.

[@andrewt329]

@@AysaMetric On the contrary. Flash's ability to vibrate through objects is exactly what Batman is counting on. If you read the comic these plans come from, Batman made a special Bullet that vibrates in a way that would lodge into Flash when he tried to vibrate through it and paralyze him. Hitting Flash is nearly impossible. He's literally faster than anything you can imagine, but if you abuse him being cocky enough to let you hit him, he'll go down pretty easily. Like how Superman just lets bullets bounce off of him because he's used to them not being able to hurt him.

[@theanonymous5065]

*"No way you paralize The Flash."* - got shot by bullets/arrows - having a bomb on his wrist - Superman broke his leg - get caught by a sticky thing that Zoom used I don't think there is no way to paralize him. If he's that good at passing through objects, so he won't have any trouble. he can do, but not always can.

[@TophDaGreat]

I love how Batman even has a Contingency plan for himself. Dude has prep time on top of prep time.

[@Soldier-wi8ps]

Also had a contingency FOR his contingencies if they were ever stolen. Think about that. 😂😂

[@JarelJay]

@@Soldier-wi8ps so he has contingency plans for contingency plans???

[@Soldier-wi8ps]

@@JarelJay Lmfao yes! 😂😂😂This is how ridiculously prepared he is for things. 😂In the movie (Justice League Doom) When the Justice League has a meeting after they're all saved from their attacks, Batman explains his contingency plans were stolen and how. He also mentions and even Superman called it, he had a contingency if they got stolen and so they had a homing beacon which allowed the league to know where Vandal Savage and his legion of doom was based. Seriously, Batman is fucking crazy. 😂😂😂😂

[@gaywerewolf1294]

@@Soldier-wi8ps Overprotective mom: *wraps you up in a shit ton of bubble wrap* Batman: pfffft, I can top that *creates a contingency plan for his contingency plans that stop any rogue leaguers, even himself* Batman takes safety to the next level 😂😂

[@Soldier-wi8ps]

@@gaywerewolf1294 Lmfao, exactly! It's insane but awesome! 😂

[@ShortroundAudio]

The way Kevin Conroy executes the line "Think carefully before you do this" is so chilling and unnerving. I love it.

[@dezkightz]

Bro he puts the fear god in my soul every time I hear it. RIP Kevin Conroy, what a fucking legend

[@zikonrokarminrot636]

I mean...he's right. It's a good idea to try and play on batman emotional trauma, but it's also a very dangerous thing to toy with. Cuz we've seen that the people who try playing on it who werent fast enough to take him down, ended up with some of the worst punishments he can dish out

[@99thJediWarrior]

Yea like he breaks the fourth wall when he says that.

[@Volodymyr.Yermakov]

Yeah, but it's really an empty threat. Batman doesn't kill and supposedly avoids permanent injuries. So, there's nothing to fear really for a hardy villian.

[@Lazarultos]

@@Volodymyr.Yermakov That's true for a Batman who's still in a sound state of mind. But the one thing that Batman truly fears however, is going through the trauma of losing his family again. The "Bat-family" is the closest thing he has, and if he's driven to a desperate point where he has to choose between saving their lives, and killing the villain... I'm pretty sure he won't fail his family a 2nd time.

[@Anonymos185]

"While Batman is a master strategist and combatant, and very handsome and rich and popular, and all of the girls love him, and literally just the coolest and Superman is just jealous... ahem, where was I?"

[@yazidellen6971]

😂😂😂 Hahahaha

[@maybeme9859]

Lol

[@maxalaintwo3578]

Agamemnon Contingency; Codename Detective "There is no contigency plan for me, just I am just so awesome and kewl."

[@chengokeishing2.010]

Lol

[@brucew565]

Best comment ever.

[@dudiguy3405]

"Think carefully before you do this." Chills.

[@theebonylover3882]

Same

[@antonymilne1346]

In other words "I don't need to kill you to fuck you up"

[@curtisjackson4090]

Hella goosebumps fr

[@jishnusaha2754]

Who was that?

[@shadowninja7711]

I actually got scared when he said this

[@halo4xgamer]

Kevin Conroy: "This is Batman." DAMN. STRAIGHT.

[@Adamsmasherfan2077]

Church yo

[@kevincoast1k902]

Yesssir

[@theguy3129]

Rest his soul.

[@MotorcycleCheetah]

Kevin, you will always be, the Fother Muckin’ Batman!

[@chriswhite4408]

Batman saying " The ring will then make them blind" was honestly really terrifying

[@juliancontreras7113]

It's like your Immune System registering you can see

[@nvr2late666]

I love how even he hates Guy Gardener lmfao

[@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897]

@@juliancontreras7113 i mean basically yeah, the moment your immune system finds out about red meat due, you become unable to eat it without getting nauseated and get hives Shit happens if some kind beetle bites you

[@NoWayJose24]

@@nvr2late666 to be fair most league members can't stand guy.

[@bestpriest2224]

We can test that at the cost of a mere Gardener's eyes

[@patrickmusqua8076]

Batman hyping himself up: “Batman is the Chad of the Justice League, being able to Woo Diana easily”

[@emeraldkoala2]

Reminds me of Jamm in the Drawfee video where they draw DC heroes they've never heard of. (Be warned, their interpretation of Jamm can never be unseen.)

[@infinitehwd2103]

He isn't lying tho

[@hakksemerci9988]

@Badass Batman but diana is useful

[@theuniverse1158]

@@hakksemerci9988 I legit laughed for 3 minutes straight

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@infinitehwd2103 yes he is. he IS lying and deluding himself.

[@GamingGamer22]

Batman: "my plans were to immobilize you, not kill. Batman recording this: "I'm gonna burn Martian manhunter alive"

[@anthonyrodriguez8788]

don't forget giving Superman radiation poisiong.

[@wingedbluj1674]

@@anthonyrodriguez8788 And freezing Plastic Man solid

[@magnadelusor4249]

It wouldn’t kill manhunter he’s not weak to fire physically just psychologically if he’s set on fire he can heal himself and theoretically burn forever or until he gets tired

[@magnadelusor4249]

@@wingedbluj1674 plastic man can survive that I’m pretty sure

[@142doddy]

The only potentially fatal thing here is Superman's. J'onn can't be killed by fire

[@zavionsteel2349]

Every other member: *Very specific and scientific take down method* Green Arrow: Just hold his arm down or something idk.

[@TheMrNut]

Batman might just cut a tendon w a batarang

[@apollo9617]

I’m laughing too hard 😂

[@danielbernal8948]

I mean flash too would just b paralysis. Like easier said than done, how do u manage to hit him the the dart, he’d move out of the way or catch it

[@serpentinevalkyrie3666]

@Kowl Yeah and as Flashpoint Paradox and Flash War have shown paralysis really isn't cutting it for a contingency plan. Tbf even Batman himself sounds unsure of this method so I think it's fair to say that he needs to review that contingency plan so that it works for both Barry and Wally (although I don't know how you'd effectively incapacitate Wally considering he's covered up all his weaknesses, while he maybe brings too much to the table to deal with like his ability to time and dimension travel at will). Also Green Arrow has been able to fight without arms before so Batman's contingency plan is faulty in the case of this one. Although tbf Green Arrow is still human like Batman himself.

[@Ryfi-mk3ss]

If he's not paying attention you could get him.

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

Lmao, I love how he has all these complex contingency plans and then his plan for Green Arrow is basically just “Break his fucking arm.”

[@anthonyrodriguez8788]

it's kind of hard to come up with a real plan against a guy who shoots arrows at you, heck a lot of his basic counters would work on half the heroes here including arm breaking.

[@zer0stars]

I mean his counter to Zatanna was literally just punch her throat.

[@duongallen4094]

@@zer0stars and I literally expected him to have same strategy against Black Canary other than playback her own scream to cancel out the frequency

[@leopardtree2249]

It’s funny bc Batman basically is like bruh anyone Bruce Wayne cares about take them hostage or his parents grave. Basically Bruce and Oliver are so op you have to physically do something to them to stop them

[@youdononeetokno]

@@duongallen4094 he did mention the use of teargas tho

[@rorschac009oo8]

Funfact: The contingency is called Agamemnon, based on a Greek emperor whose life was basically defined by treachery and heinous crime. Basically Batman acknowledges that in spite of everything, this is a betrayal of people he cares about

[@maxwellermeav4769]

I thought it was because it's in case any of the heroes betrays the league, as in these would br the plans againstpotential traitors.

[@KaiDoesGameplay]

Double meaning, then.

[@RDMacQ]

Actually, it's "Agamemmno." Agamemmno was a villain from a storyline called "The Silver Age" written by Mark Waid, wherein a group of villains switched bodies with the Justice League with Agamemmno's help and proceeded to try to take over the world. This story was followed up on in Waid's next story with the Justice League- The Tower of Babel, of which the Doom movie was based. In it, it was revealed that after the Agemammno incident, Batman created the contingency plans to disable the Justice League, which were stolen by Ra's Al Ghul to disable the League in his bid to depopulate the Earth.

[@omia1259]

@@RDMacQ To be fair, Agamemno and his origin story are almost certainly inspired by the Agamemnon in Greek myth (not to mention the similarity in their names). Before the events in with the JL, Agamemno's own subjects attempted to assassinate him, which indirectly led to him discovering Earth, and then near the end of his arc he was betrayed again by Lex Luthor. Definitely a connection between the two Agamemies. So technically you are both right.

[@JordanReedYT]

@@RDMacQ You’re correct! ALSO, Agamemno and these characters were written based on the king who started the Aegean wars where the Greeks fought each other to unify on the one leader, Agamemnon himself.

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

How to defeat Robin: *Slaps face*

[@judgelee5741]

Haha. I like that reference.

[@todd7383]

Dislocate shoulders as well

[@robertcortez4956]

With a crowbar

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

Todd Strange Discombobulate

[@lfnreviews]

@@Doctor_Straing_Strange Discombobulate

[@CapyMartinBara]

Batman: *Walks in the Justice league's round table room* Batman: I can kill everyone in this room including myself *Jazz music stops* Flash: Dude........not cool

[@_bobertaii6414]

Martin XY heh

[@kadeemheron5041]

Another Batman walks in: wait what the FUCK

[@mcolottiboy]

Neutralize, not kill.

[@cedricallman9733]

@@mcolottiboy well, the plans are speciallised in non lethal actions, but the methods can be changed to lethal with just some adjusts, like wild vandal did in the movie

[@sepakvolley07]

Theater batman : do you talk to fish?

[@Alexander-kc8oq]

Hearing his voice isolated like this really makes it clear how great he was. Now Mr. Conroy goes into the night one final time.

[@kylenguyen7371]

Kevin Conroy *is* the (k)night. He is vengeance. He. Is. Batman! May he rest in peace, for he will be missed.

[@sheepastley]

Everyone else in the JL: A well strategic planned out move of attack Batman: *remind him hes an orphan*

[@dragonheart1236]

I mean, the only thing Batman really has going for him is his mind and determination. He's strong, rich, and brilliant, but he's still just a man. Catching him off guard, or keeping his thoughts unbalanced is the best way to overcome his cunning.

[@Mezha07]

@@dragonheart1236 true i mean talia managed to drug bruce and got some of that bat dck for herself and got pregnant, plus majority of the timelines and multiverse versions that batman lost was because he got distracted in one way or another

[@amedievalknight6yearsago691]

Green Arrow: *break he's arms lul*

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

@@amedievalknight6yearsago691 I mean... can you shoot a bow with one arm?

[@docrofreborn7497]

@@Flamme-Sanabi not with that attitude, you can’t.

[@WadeWilsonKPop]

*File Codename: SAD ORPHAN.* "If Batman becomes a threat, contact Alfred immediately. Batman will be grounded for at least one week, with no access to his toys."

[@brickchannel347]

But what if Alfred becomes a threat?

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

@@brickchannel347 *_OH FUCK_*

[@thegoldavenger.3829]

@@brickchannel347 bro he’s the most unstoppable dc character, if batman were to be killed or something, no one could stop him

[@MisterLuu]

@@brickchannel347 if Alfred goes rouge omniverse is fucked

[@rougestarlight4308]

@@brickchannel347 we all die

[@jonathanvarela1846]

Did anybody else get chills when he paused before he began to speak about his own file?

[@jovannyvaldez3104]

Jonathan Varela shit got me scared Im like wait a minute he probably didn’t have one for himself but he did Im like shiit

[@lelescarlet7184]

The whole thing gives me chills, tbh.

[@butterflyjill6887]

Hesitance likely. He knows it must be done but he is still listing how someone could likely end him

[@StridingLuna]

Yeah he knows that he knows his worst enemy is himself.

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

@@StridingLuna Check out Batman vs Owlman.

[@cantaloupegodling352]

Batman really said: "If I turn evil I'll still be good enough to be distracted by hostages. Also just say Martha and Thomas and I'll cry."

[@renegadeyoshi341]

wow I feel dumb now. I guess it means that on some level the hostages will be friends and Diana will say "do you really not care about them?",

[@Crackedcripple]

Batman who laughs: lol

[@LackingClover]

Yeah his plan for himself really doesn't make sense. But that might be because the other members of the Justice League can already overpower him though

[@ratsmans5644]

If Batman turned rouge most often it would be due to mind control so I mean yea it might work if he just wine rouge by himself tho he can just get his back broken again

[@james1311na]

@@LackingClover deadass bro on a high horse- is what i would say but lmfao he’s beaten each and everyone on e

[@MilesBlack06]

Villain: *finds this on Batman's computer and watches all of it * Batman from behind: *THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU DO THIS*

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

Oh shiet-

[@Coppernail67]

Jokers Response: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIS7Y5WYo5mrerc

[@kennedy072]

He's right behind me is he? awepotigjflkfas;ldkgjsb kl;fma;lsdkfj sadflkajg['df;;fjh

[@Ace2014Ace]

@@Coppernail67 i thought the link would send me to Jokers reaction to the IRS but this was good.

[@Coppernail67]

@@Ace2014Ace oh I don't think I know that one. I'll have to look it up

[@stainslaw]

Password: *Delta-Charlie-27-5-1939* Batman's first comic appearance is on the 27/5/1939 "Delta Charlie" is part of the NATO alphabet for DC.

[@marckcole6894]

So you discovered the secret of the universe have you ? O.o

[@garfieldburke2820]

stainslaw Easter egg

[@antviper135]

🤯

[@BobBob-zg5lz]

Certified “Good job bruh” moment

[@Manthab]

Yeah I noticed part of that too not all of it tho great job

[@eryvac0074]

Green Arrow is a human, with no superpowers, and despite being a simple one, Batman even comes up with a contingency for him. It really shows the respect he has for Olly

[@snakezase2998]

He is on the justice league for a reason

[@someguyy194_2]

Batman basically said “just break his arm”

[@entity_meme8423]

Yeha but it's more about pity when Green arrow's contingency is "break his fucking arm"

[@eryvac0074]

@@entity_meme8423 Still, he at least saw him as enough of a threat to warrant discussing him. He could've just not said anything about him and just known he could break his arm, but he believes Green Arrow is enough of a threat that he needs to actively mention disabling his arm

[@kameronjones7139]

@@eryvac0074 in some version he doesn't even have a plan for him

[@rk900prototype9]

I love how almost every other league member’s contingency plan involves some complex procedure such as manipulation, meanwhile Batman’s is just “Bro ur dads dead lol”

[@jokerknight1247]

And for Green Arrow “Just break his fucking arm or some shit idk”

[@Small_child_punter]

Batman is the only one capable of immediate manipulation. He had the tools and knowledge. No one else does. So naturally his contingency has to be way less complex for immediate application. Well that, and any one of them could just pull out his heart.

[@patchwurk6652]

@@Small_child_punter Yep. Honestly with Batman the biggest advantage you could get is "making him pause for a second."

[@abhishekiyer1270]

I know right,a Yo Mama joke and he's immobilized

[@josephjewstar3145]

​@@abhishekiyer1270 "That's why yo mama dead🗿dead as hell🗿what shoes she got on🗿what shoes she had on in her casket🗿"

[@gato4002]

I hope you all realise that Batman has contingency plans for these contingency plans, including the one for himself.

[@m.032]

Mmm kinda, he didn't have a contingency plan when they were stolen. He had to think on the fly how to disable them.

[@thefunnymofo7857]

@@m.032 After they were stolen he made contingencies for these and I'm sure it goes in an endless loop of contingencies

[@MIXMASTER6991]

@@m.032 maybe he didn't start em yet 😂 he's a busy man

[@dudeman3973]

@@m.032 He made sure that if the plans were stolen, they would be traceable so they could find whoever stole them.

[@wankhairiel8663]

Yeah I just watched Justice League Doom, he sure did.

[@N7Reina]

0:00: Introduction 0:29: Superman 1:09: Martian Manhunter 1:40: Green Lantern 2:34: Wonder Woman 3:05: Plastic Man 3:38: Other Justice League Members 4:46: Batman

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

Thanks, very nice.

[@RandomName-yi5qb]

I was looking for this

[@vivienacbang4261]

Can we use this in real life?

[@Ultra_Instinct_Jaune_Arc]

Batman saving the best for last lol

[@NikosTogias]

Where is flash ?

[@CCJJ160Channels]

Me: “Why would he need contingency plans?” (watches Omni-Man) Me: “Yea, no l get it.”

[@Dastan117]

Omni-Man is the realistic version of what would happen if Superman went evil. But Superman has an exploitable weakness. Omni-Man doesn't have one except his love for his son (I haven't read the comic to see any others)

[@nothingsuspicioushere.6379]

@@Dastan117 Superman is way more impervious than Omni-man Wonder woman Martian man-hunter and the rest of the justice league would absolutely stomp him. And knowing Batman he'd probably suspect omni-man's betrayal.

[@kemeshiaedwards4879]

@@Dastan117 you do know that viltrumites have sensitive ears so someome like black Canary could kill him

[@Draftsman_MC1300]

@@kemeshiaedwards4879 I didn’t, that’s neat. If they didn’t have a screech power a super strength character could power clap over his ears, that will rock his shit.

[@xii5764]

@@Dastan117 he has one but I won’t spoil it it is shown in the comics

[@alejandrosousa-richards2887]

At 4:44 you can hear Batman take a deep breath right before he shares the contingency plan he has for himself. You can tell he doesn’t/didn’t wanna do this to begin with but knows he has too

[@memine8795]

That's pretty much 90% of his character

[@jarredwatson2174]

Ik this is an older vid and comment but In the JLA doom film his contingency plan for himself is the justice league. I think I've also read or seen something that mentioned this was his contingency plan alongside the one mentioned here because he can't remember contingency code:detective, due to a mind wipe or something of the last file

[@batsy_1939]

@@jarredwatson2174 I mean some people would ask "Well what if the Justice League has gone bad too?" well in that case the whole world would probably be obliterated and the contingency wouldn't matter because who will stop them am i right.

[@resikin]

It’s literally the Save Martha scene too

[@Ramonerdna]

For his own contingency plan i think the 'he is only human' line was put in as a sort of contingency plan in itself

[@Wizard_Cat]

Green arrow is only human too

[@MetoagaYT]

He's Batman after all.

[@Chr1sh4ns3n]

It’s probably because they all believe and know he could wipe them out so it’s just a reminder that although at times he may seem meta human and untouchable he’s not

[@ShadzGamez]

You're not just some guy in a bat costume right? :)

[@sunsetman22]

@@ShadzGamez great reference

[@ruassmarkt]

THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU DO THIS That line seriously startled me. Batman changed from listing facts to talking to you personally. Edit: the amount of likes I got seriously startled me.

[@lovexlobo]

I was listening to this in my room with no lights on and I got startled and then turned on the lights 😂

[@Artimata]

Batman who laughs use this contengcy plans while the difference is he forced superman to kill his wife and child and after he destroy the world. Btw check the origin dark nights metal: batman who laughs.

[@HarpoTheVillain]

Same here. It's unsettling.

[@marcusm3879]

That’s him talking to the league or anyone who needs to take him out. He could be referring to Talia or Alfred.

[@butterflyjill6887]

Should he go bad, he wants you to succeed and he knows how dangerous he is

[@ConnorTheUndying]

4:57 You can hear him starting to hesitate. He doesn't hesitate with the others, and several ideas are theories, but he knows exactly what would hurt _him._ He's putting down the one thing that he knows will work.

[@jamesroad316]

Martha

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

@@jamesroad316 WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?

[@Claudia_Ackermann]

After watching Invincible and The Boys Yeah, I am definitely with Batman on this one

[@canavarkatili6157]

Underrated comment

[@obitwokenobi9808]

And Injustice

[@perfectlybalanced8995]

Brightburn

[@sethbangard5194]

And Megamind

[@hardhattedwarcriminal2000]

@@perfectlybalanced8995 oH god brightburn

[@youtubeuser6762]

"Must test this thing on Guy Gardner" lol batman also believes Guy Gardner to be the worst human green lantern

[@LordCommander-ui2fw]

Those two have a feud going all the way back to the Silver Age comics. Not to mention the time Guy mooned Bats.

[@eujinchen8887]

He is always mad and he can't control his anger thus he can't think straight

[@akwilson1676]

@@eujinchen8887 Gardner is truly a better Red Lantern than Green.

[@kritikill7779]

@@akwilson1676 I fuckin hate Guy Gardner as a person but god damnit hes an amazingly writtem character

[@barrybananas2737]

Idk about worst one but definitely the most annoying one

[@lionelnovo4463]

5:02 So that means Batman's weakness is yo mama jokes?

[@internettraveler8666]

like so that brody can see

[@Mashironii]

Yo bruce! Yo mama so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed 7 episodes

[@mattmurdog4686]

Yo bruuuuce, Yo Mama, yo daddy, yo BALD headed granny!

[@witchking008]

Yo mama so done! wait bruce where is she?

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

Bruce yo mama so dead, she's... well she's dead.

[@ohnobees8033]

I love how Batman bascially confirms that Plastic Man is one of the most powerful Justice League members.

[@pavanmulani9567]

He's also one of the easiest to neutralize lol

[@flameyboy4184]

And he basically just says “toss him in the freezer”

[@Small_child_punter]

In injustice, he slides into flashes orifices and knocks him out. It’s basically durability negation, since everyone has organs. So that would be a problem if he pulls it off.

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

@@pavanmulani9567 Neutralize, but impossible to kill. He can even turn into a gaseous state or a giant, which makes the freeze strategy even more difficult. There's a reason he says he's glad he's on their side, and doesn't say that about Superman or anyone else

[@masedaace5473]

In the comics a dude froze Plastic Man and then shattered him. A few minutes later he made like the T-1000 and pulled himself back together. Plus, his organs are stated to be just as stretchy and durable as the rest of him, so trying to attack those is useless as well (unless you had an Invader Zim style organ snatcher).There's a reason Batman brought up storage instead of "bash him to pieces". O'Brian is practically immortal!

[@jackmitchelles2646]

The Boys, invincible, Injustice, and half a dozen other stories really prove the need for Batman’s contingency plans

[@the1stmetalhead]

Batman is always right.

[@canavarkatili6157]

YEAH

[@angeloaguila8792]

Always will, always have and always had been right

[@dillonpeterson66]

Oh yeah nobody is saying it was wrong the problem with it is that he didn't tell anyone

[@DoubleClefFm]

@@dillonpeterson66 If they find out, they would just prepare themselves for these plans to counter.

[@smorphous8928]

*Think carfully before you do this* Yea don’t piss off Batman

[@lukassiric7160]

Oh whats he gonna do? Tell his parents?

[@xxxteentitans8828]

@@lukassiric7160 Alfred

[@xxxteentitans8828]

@@lukassiric7160 With a shotgun

[@bounderby99]

One of my favorite parts about Batman’s contingency plans is that they are constant works in progress (for many of them, he says that further research is required). This means that even with how busy Batman is with issues spanning from small crimes in Gotham to the potentially intergalactic threats that the Justice League fights, Batman is still putting considerable amounts of time (constantly) into figuring out and researching ways to take down his friends. He’s likely even taking copious mental notes on every move they make (and their strengths, weaknesses, motivations, etc…) while he’s fighting enemies alongside them.

[@shade08538]

He also has to keep up on his training and combat drills, and he has to maintain a multi-billion dollar company, also also he has to maintain a social life as Bruce Wayne

[@Small_child_punter]

Batman holds his own as a member of the justice league because of his vast intellect and attention to detail. He puts his brilliance to work through planning and testing. He makes sure he understands every detail about something. That’s why he’s my favorite. He proves that strength of the human mind.

[@DerangedIntellectual9]

don’t forget he also lives life as Bruce, the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, buncha other stuff in his life ugh the time management and discipline this guy has makes me shiver

[@Unclaimed_Username]

At the core of things, batman is that guy who spends his free time thinking if he could take a dozen bears in a fight.

[@NightShinerStudio]

​@@Unclaimed_Username he is that guy

[@astropunch101]

Fun fact: in the DCeased storyline, it turns out that Green Arrow wasn’t part of the Contingency Plans, causing Oliver to get pretty salty. This implies that Batman can just whoop his ass the old school way if he turned evil.

[@saintsforever3751]

Well it’s for people with powers

[@juliancontreras7113]

Break his arm lol, the DCeased rant after he kills Aquaman is hillarious

[@TheyCallMeMrMaybe]

I mean Oliver Queen is literally Batman without the parental loss that turned him OCD. Instead, Ollie had to learn how to survive on deserted island and learned that he can use his skills to fight crime.

[@KoragGames]

Also fun fact: he headshots dead aqua man while he was on top of a sea monster, during a storm, and being hella far away

[@RyanRedfox]

Meanwhile Robin in the Robot Chicken universe is silently crying in the corner.

[@theslyrin4047]

I like how Batman’s contingency for himself is kind of how Joker tends to do things. Don’t try to engage him head on, distract him, harm innocents, take hostages and poke at his weak points. The less time Batman has to think about what the big picture is and the less focused he is, the better off you’ll be.

[@the1stmetalhead]

Yeah that explain why Batman stopped himself from killing Superman in BVS when he heard Martha. He admits that he has a soft spot for his parents and other innocents.

[@Morfe02]

"So, how do you keep a secret from the world's greatest detective? Well, do you know? It's easy! You stick it right in front of him, right under his long, pointy nose... and wait!" - Joker Arkham City

[@Sanyotho]

"THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU DO THIS.." It's a warning and a threat at the same time.. It gives me chill everytime I hear it..

[@chillydevil2217]

That’s basically his way of saying “try me bitch”

[@Small_child_punter]

I love it. These plans are the key to essentially eliminating the justice league. If these end up on someone else’s hands, there’s no telling what they can do with the information. Batman has to warn whoever’s listening of the consequences using any of these would have. It’s chilling.

[@bIuecap]

“And last but not least, Batman. If he happens to turn bad, try to gather the whole world in prayer, because only god can save you then.”

[@PetePlayGames1992]

Think carefully before you do this wasn’t meant for the contingency plan. It was meant for the part where he talked about take and use his friends or family as hostages.

[@taesumo]

That and for some reason when he talks about the ring making him blind, in my mind I’m just like damn why green lantern always gotta take the daaaaamn that’s unfortunate type of Ls. But the way he said it gave me that spinechilling feeing too

[@CRXnick]

Me a few years ago: Batman you good? Me after watching invincible: this aged well

[@anthonyrodriguez8788]

fortunately for DC half the heroes and villains can actually fight Superman without getting one-shot killed.

[@mariodoomfist1049]

@@anthonyrodriguez8788 consider looking at the devastator ( I think that his name batman) the only reason the world is standing is because superman allows it to stand

[@anthonyrodriguez8788]

@@mariodoomfist1049 the same applies to half the heroes and villains on earth, anyone even approaching Superman level is strong enough to destroy the earth if they jump too hard. also judging heroes strenth in different universe isnt really reliable because we don't know how strong or weak the other heroes are in that universe, especially if the heroes and villains in question are from the Dark Multiverse. also yes your right it is Devastator.

[@canavarkatili6157]

and after watching the Boys

[@goroakechi6126]

@@canavarkatili6157 Worse yet is that Homelander is SO much weaker than Superman. So much so, I think that the nuclear bomb strapped to his chest was overkill.

[@Toshineko]

Lex Luthor: *watches this video* ... Interesting. *starts taking notes.*

[@nothing1more487]

He would have come up with the same on his own.

[@Sweetjellydonut]

So what Vandal Savage did.

[@florianx9443]

@@nothing1more487 no..not at all...Lex is probably the smartest human on earth but not a detective or a master strategist like Batman,plus Batman spends so many hours fighting alongside these heroes so he knows their moves and their secrets

[@ordinaaa]

Batman : Think carefully before you do this

[@westernjustice3824]

And somehow he will still fail miserably Joker: Silly lex tricks are for bats

[@xanosghoul]

Agememnon Contingency. Code Name: Conquerer. Nolan Grayson, better known as Omni-Man is a formidable opponent, rivaling the strength, speed, and endurance of Superman. But although he does not share the same Kryptonian weakness to Kryptonite, he does have an easily exploitable weakness. Viltrumite's share a common weakness within the inner ear that makes them highly susceptible to high frequency sounds emitted into their upper ear canal. This would with brief exposure allow for others to incapacitate him and with longer exposure this would likely be fatal. The sound frequencies found in Black Canary's recordings of her own screams played at higher volumes would likely work for this.

[@xii5764]

Superman is stronger though so he’d just murder Omni man

[@GrizzyGoblin]

@@w_out7631 true but you can’t deny the man for putting in effort to write a whole contingency plan for Omni-man

[@angusmarch1066]

I feel like you just spoiled Invincible S2 for no reason.

[@xanosghoul]

@@angusmarch1066 I technically spoiled the comics but I think that if you're reading my comment people will probably have guess that I was going to spoil what Omni-Man's weakness is when I said his name in the first sentence lol. Should I add a spoiler warning?

[@angusmarch1066]

@@xanosghoul I guess. Its not that big a deal to me, Im not too fussed about spoilers but some people can get mad about that sort of stuff.

[@thehaloscrolls391]

Can we comment how out of everyone, he singled out Wonder Woman as a good friend and as the one who who’d be the hardest to face for him, I find that both heartbreaking and immensely adorable at the same time, especially after unlimited

[@kaytamurray]

Yeah I ate up that line yummy crumbs

[@iClone316]

I think he has a crush on her

[@aonz1600]

@@iClone316 think?

[@WesleyGathage]

It's not a thought Batman would relish.

[@emersonawesome3778]

In light of recent news, never forget, his story may have ended, but his legacy lives on. Rest In Peace, Kevin Conroy.

[@nishanthashok1188]

Just realised. The numbers in the password are a reference to the first Batman publication by DC. It was in the 27th publication by DC in May 1939.

[@afunnylookingplatypus7595]

Nishanth Ashok also his comics were call “detective comics” which could be it as well

[@glennorleans8280]

You did not realize that you liar. You just read the comment on the original video

[@tdk488]

Also in a Justice league animated series episode where Batman and Flash are locked in a cell the code is 1939 and Batman says they are the numbers he uses

[@ДаниилЛюбимов-т6ы]

Kinda strange thing: "Charlie 27.5.1939" also links to Charles Deblois (was born 27 may 1939). Was a member of the House of Commons of Canada from 1988 to 1993. Probably just a coincidence, but its fun

[@fergfasho]

Gotham Knight I just watched that right before I watched this again for like the 10th time.

[@Adrian-qr6gk]

Rest in peace Kevin Conroy, you are the best batman voice and generations have grown up watching your voice acting. Thank you for giving us a great character to listen to and a voice we'll never fully replace.

[@johnetheridge5833]

Batman has contingency plans for defeating marvel heroes and villains he won't say what they are

[@hima92]

John Etheridge you mean dc

[@nova2._.]

@@hima92 actually both

[@garganrose]

yes he has a chemical compound for Spider-Man that you can coat all of his costumes and gadgets and cars and everything else with so that all of his stuff would be completely non-stick so Spider-Man would be unable to use his webbing for even stick to it.

[@hima92]

Oh never mind then

[@nova2._.]

@@hima92 well I don't really blame you

[@nicholascastellon3227]

This feels like some SCP recording.

[@mechanwhal6590]

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he somehow found time to become a member of the foundation.

[@arnahunas4048]

If modified ever so slightly, these would be pretty solid special containment procedures for members of the JL.

[@andreasballe7470]

@@mechanwhal6590 Dr. Wayne, the dedicated SCP researcher (and secret O-5 Council Member) is dedicated to keeping the SCP's seperately known as "Speedforce Addict", "Amazon", "Son of Krypton", "Man from Mars", "Living Machine", "The Man With the Ring" and "Holy Diver" contained, he is their personal researcher.

[@braderaku]

@@mechanwhal6590 Batman would probably be apart of the O5 council

[@carlospomares3225]

Kind of is the same in principle

[@silverfisherman4622]

*"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."* -Sniper TF2

[@wingedbluj1674]

Professionals have standards

[@pix985v]

Just- Just put mom on the phone!

[@ericjorgearnezinochea9679]

It's an old phrase. Talk soft, but have a plan to kill everybody in the room.

[@jacksonstuff3524]

Whoever wrote this dialougue deserves some credit. They could've just written Batman as cold and calculating. But instead they have Batman apologizing for whomever finds this recording and referring to fellow Leaguers as his friends. It really shows that Batman views his plans a deeply regrettable necessity.

[@yamato6114]

Indeed. You can hear his fondness for his teammates coming through. Like his feelings for Diana - he refers to her by her name instead of her title.

[@Jay-dk1nc]

I’m pretty sure this is on Lex Luther’s watch later playlist

[@3nzo.568]

You know Batman ain’t messing around when he literally tells you how to beat him.

[@cheezbunni3530]

Its like when someone messages you your IP address

[@omarkarim2280]

“Must test out this theory on Guy Gardner....” Guy’s cool, don’t be mean :(

[@pispleen6478]

Incorrect. Guy is hot... headed and irresponsible.

[@jovannyvaldez3104]

Yeo he had me dyin bro he’s like nah Hal is good but Guy man fuck guy

[@thomasboots2098]

Omar Karim yeah but batman and guy hate each other bc batman knocked him out once bc he kept running his mouth

[@Kmn2]

HastyCashew Yh and guy thought he could easily beat him i felt awkward reading and seeing guy get knocked down with one punch i can’t imagine how guy felt I would’ve just never mentioned it again and moved on but nope he’s a cocky barstard huh

[@mrditkovich5634]

I prefer John

[@TheFanRift]

RIP Kevin Conroy... You will be and always have been to me the definitive voice of Batman... You will be sorely missed

[@connorkane1542]

"I am vengeance." "I am the night." "I am Batman." - Kevin Conroy, may he rest in peace

[@TakeTheWorld21]

When making the plans for himself if he were to somehow turn, you can just hear how disheartened Batman feels when declaring “he is only human”. Kevin Conroy did an excellent job showing Batman’s inner feelings while making these plans

[@MomentPhotographyG1]

Fax Kevin Conroy makes these lines

[@salshinobi]

“Green arrow, immobilize one of his arms” in the dark knight returns, one of the green arrow arms is missing.

[@edwardbrock5791]

Cuz he can aim accurately even using one arm and a mouth ❤

[@Azrael42016]

Edward Brock and up side down to boot

[@edwardbrock5791]

Batman once admit green arrow is a dangerous opponent

[@Batmobileize]

But that was years after he got used to firing arrows with one arm and his teeth. If you broke one of his arms he would have to deal with the constant pain coming from it that would be hard to ignore if he kept moving it, instead of there being no arm at all, meaning no pain to break his focus while aiming.

[@h-mboydgaming8844]

Feel like every version of future Oliver had someone steal that specific plan from batman, tdr superman, the nail deathstroke, cw slade's son, futures end I think it was an omac version of canary

[@Mike-ev2eb]

Agamemnon contingency : File code name- SHAGGY Although the world just witnessed Shaggy’s destructive power, research shows that Shaggy has only tapped 1% of his power. He is a major threat, and further research must be done to gain basic understanding of his potential. Shaggy is powerful and unpredictable, however, a “Scooby Snack” can be use to tame, distract, or even persuade him on to doing your will. Doing trades with Shaggy using Scooby snacks can be very effective, however, a Scooby Snack will be rendered ineffective in the presence of a Mega Tower Ham Sandwich.

[@jonathankennedy1963]

Lmao I read this in his voice.

[@theshortstix9861]

John F. Kennedy lmao same

[@miguelmialichi6367]

In other words Shaggy is a cat He will rip your eyes out and completely hate you Until you give him food

[@bigdog638]

File code name- Zoinks

[@IDMYM8]

Shaggy: Oh shit... not again Mr Batman! Zoinks!

[@zacharythunderblade9639]

Emotional to hear his voice again, Especially in such an emotional performance, Love to hear his voice as Batman. RIP Kevin Conroy

[@saulgoodman110]

file code names for every Robins contingency plan Nightwing: Acrobat Red Hood: Greatest Failure Red Robin: Strategist Robin: Assassin

[@otony5219]

May you explain why Jason is the one who gets the code name "greatest failure"? Edit: grammar error

[@saulgoodman110]

@@otony5219 because he is Batman's greatest failure

[@lucarodriguez4544]

i mean lowkey that’s kinda fucked 😂

[@charlesspicejacket3215]

@@otony5219 The joker kidnapped him and blew him up that's why he calls him his greatest failure

[@tamirsudri1]

OTony521 batman is considering himself a failure because he let jason die and become red hood He doesn't mean jason is his greatest failure

[@Names_buck]

I'd like to think Jason Todd swiped a copy of this audio recording. For research purposes 😏

[@sskies4972]

Hunter Hoehn On it.

[@macetotheface2391]

Ra’s Al Ghul did in the comics and incapacitated the whole League

[@Manthab]

@macetotheface2 I dont remember if it was Ra's or not but there is a movie called JL:Doom with the same plot and is the right side picture

[@margaretdaly7302]

Mantha Boo It was Vandal Savage in the movie, but Ra’s Al Ghul in the comics.

[@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579]

@@Manthab Same movie diff Antagonist

[@Th30th3rJ0J0]

Batman's like personally challenging you to even try to beat him.

[@gabrielmerchant]

NOW you're thinking like a villain!

[@brunobonizzi4403]

I love how much Batman is confident. He details everything that would make him have an enormous disadvantage in a confrontation, and then simply says "Think carefully before you do this".

[@ComicalViolence]

Facts bro. I’m fucking here for it. He’s just like “if you find yourself in this particular situation, you really, really need to be on fucking point bc imma lose my shit if you put me in this position.”

[@themightyi67]

Bro’s reminding them that his plan may be good, but he’s still Batman 😂😂😂

[@athullal7438]

The plan for green lantern is the most complex one. For all other members,their specific set of powers and weaknesses are already known,making it much more easier to prepare a contingency plan. In the case of a lantern,it is impossible to anticipate what a construct would be like,as the possibilities are endless. Lantern can also attack with literally anything in the known universe and multiverse alike. Not to mention the ring provides an automatic defense shield without the wearer's willpower. Green lantern has always been underrated.

[@teodortodorov4712]

But Ben 10 can beat him

[@talentroller4413]

Extreme Enigma uh but some of them are really predictable though if you know them well enough. hal’s constructs are very typical and the most predictable as he himself says he goes for the simple stuff to get the job done. guy is quite predictable too. kyle is the most unpredictable to me imo. he’s an artist and never likes using the same construct twice

[@bryansharp9792]

Break his will. The ring is only as strong as his will.

[@Blokewood3]

I thought Green Lanterns were weak to wooden things or the color yellow. The ideal weapon would be a #2 pencil.

[@christianpeterson1832]

@@teodortodorov4712 Y’all never grew out of those days

[@macetotheface2391]

0:30 Superman 1:09 Martian Manhunter 1:41 Green Lantern 2:35 Wonder Woman 3:06 Plastic Man 3:48 Flash, Green Arrow, Zantanna, Red Tornado, Firestorm, Aquaman, Black Canary 4:46 Batman

[@lilgrimyking8659]

*Agaememnon contingency-file code name: Tin man* Iron man is an incredibly versatile combatant, his suits and their countless configurations and weaponry make him highly resourceful, and extremely dangerous. His intelligence is also to be considered, being able to adapt and create his strategies on a dime. But he is far from invincible, apart from being particularly arrogant, his suits are weak against certain technological devices, an EMP can disable his suit and render him motionless, or with the help of an advanced virus, cause his armor's internal systems to malfunction, providing several weak spots. But this contingency could be rendered ineffective, knowing he's constantly enhancing and upgrading his suits, as well as creating new ones, he may have found a way to counter the effects of the weapons that i've listed. Further observation pending.

[@Couch_Banana]

Nice. Can you make one for Spider-Man?

[@lilgrimyking8659]

*Agaememnon contingency-File code name: Along came the Spider* Spider man is know for his simple yet powerfull abilities , as well as his compasion and humerous nature, but he has been shown to be extremly aggresive in personal matters, leading him to commit violent acts, and one can only hope he never comes in contact with his "black suit" once more, but if any of the former occasions ever come to pass, it's mandatory that i make this. While incredibly usefull for protection aganist unknown attacks and hidden adversaries , his "spider sense" as he deems it , can be tricked to not detect threats, and if done properly , make him sense danger where there is none. I've created a toxic gas that, once inhaled, will lower his speed and reflexes, and hopefully disable his spider senses by making it feel as if there was an incoming danger in every direction. And once his web shooters are disabled, being his only means for escape, he can be quickly dispatched.

[@Couch_Banana]

@@lilgrimyking8659 Nice.

[@darkknight7151]

@@lilgrimyking8659 that's epic 👍

[@asifsadat2978]

File name for spiderman Fix the damm door.

[@Spectrum_Country1028]

Agamemnon Contingency File Codename *Pantheon* Shazam, although a recent addition to the core of the League, has proven to be one of the League's heaviest hitters, and if he goes rogue, may become a frequent and devastating enemy. The Rock of Eternity, being the origin of his, and Black Adam's power, would make a possible target, but a last resort. His physical appearance mimics that of Superman's build, but it is his mannerisms and maturity that give away his biggest factor about his identity; his real age. Billy Batson, a 12 year old boy living in a foster home, despite having the Wisdom of Solomon, has yet to be humbled by the League's entire roster, at most. Should he go rogue, like Batman, hostages will be a great distraction, especially if they are his foster family. If forced into a hand-to-hand, the Justice Buster suit will be able to restrain him until he willingly calls out the phrase that reverts him to his real identity. Note: Negotiate with Deadman to possess his body so Billy Batson is incapacitated, as a last resort when non-magical means are insufficient.

[@marioguy14gaming8]

what about if Deadman goes rouge... hmmmm

[@Spectrum_Country1028]

Agamenon Contingency Codename: Spirit Debt Deadman is an intangible being who's spirit is cursed to roam the living world and is capable of possessing anyone he chooses with their normal voice. Possible weaknesses are not physical since Boston Brand is declared dead, but with psychological weaknesses know no mortal coil. The voice synthesizer could be calibrated to match his loved ones and draw him out of whatever body he is hiding in. As for containment, the Phantom Zone would be the best containment. Must research further for possible cracks in Phantom Zone containment methods.

[@borkabrak]

The Boys (in the comic Dear Becky) had what seems like a pretty effective approach here: catch him as a boy and cut his freakin' tongue out.

[@stevenstice6683]

@@Spectrum_Country1028 Note: Watch for any unusual speech patterns or mannerisms in JLA members, as this could be a sign of possession by Boston Brand.

[@the1stmetalhead]

@@Spectrum_Country1028 dude do one on Deadpool and Constantine

[@mrperfectcell1350]

Nobody: Batman: I am now going to post this on youtube to get views.

[@jj_grabes]

I love how Conroy’s tone shifts when it comes to Batman. He speaks more slowly as he names his own blind spots. It gives the impression Batman truly is reluctant to make these plans, especially for himself. 5:15 Also this is just scary

[@arcticangel1628]

While Batman is a master strategist and combatant, he is only human. The best way to disable his strategic abilities is to distract him. To strategize about something requires focusing on it. And you can’t focus on multiple things at the same time. Also, making plans requires time. Imagine what you can do during that time. It is possible to distract Batman’s focus on something, and interrupt his time to come up with another plan.

[@99thJediWarrior]

5:15 I got legit chills there. Like he broke the fourth wall there.

[@shaggysnax01]

Rest in Piece, Kevin Conroy. You'll forever be my all-time Batman, up there with the likes of West, Keaton, and Bale. His Batmen are my heroes, whether we're talking Timmverse, Arkham, or Injustice. Rest in Piece, sir. (1955-2022)

[@WesleyGathage]

Peace

[@AlchemixIncTM]

*Agamemnon contingency- file code name: Magician* "John Constantine, his vast array of occult knowledge and supernatural capabilities makes him a formidable opponent. Much like in subduing Zatanna a well timed blow to the trachea should keep him from speaking. Otherwise Zatanna would be an excellent choice due to her in magical prowess to incapacitate Constantine."

[@kyleguajardo]

Sadly would not work. Constantine does not need magic words. He has innate abilities and an arsenal of magical artifacts, as well as access to dark arcana that would likely be impossible for Batman to counter because he does not understand it. Constantine would possibly be the hardest case for Batman to trap without killing him. Zatanna's magic can counter his, and being former lovers, she would likely be a soft spot for him, but even then, Constantine has dealt with other magic users his whole life, and fought Zatanna specifically before.

[@rumaysa9649]

Constantine caused three demons to fight over his soul when he was dying, they formed a truce and decided to save his life in order to avoid bloodshed.

[@Leviackerman-hp2gc]

Just make king shark fuck him again

[@kyleguajardo]

@@Leviackerman-hp2gc Now that's a plan

[@Killgore-ip2yq]

I don't think you need a plan for a a guy who smokes dozen packs a day. Just wait for cancer to get him.

[@davidforlong]

I do love that Batman knows that he has just as much of a risk as becoming bad as anyone else in the league. It really shows that he only has these plans for the worst case scenario.

[@yuriplaytube4562]

Batman is the SCP Foundation's plan to neutralize every SCP If needed.

[@weakest_branch]

Rip to an actual legend. My forever Batman.. Rest easy Kevin.. this is by far one of my favorite lines of dialog he's ever recorded

[@danielmcknight3308]

R.I.P. Kevin Conroy. The voice of Batman to this day and for years to come.

[@TheDM626]

I like how he knows his own weaknesses. And that he admits that he’s just a human to begin with. That just furthers shows why he’s the best option for the job if anyone ever goes dark. He’s the most level headed.

[@godzilla153]

Fun fact: the password at 0:03 says "DC/27/5/1939" which relates to the first appearance of batman in Detective Comics #27 (released in may 1939)

[@rjai5003]

Batman’s contingency for himself is the superhero equivalent of putting “cares too much” as a weakness on a resume

[@JT9K]

Aquaman - 'Hydrophobia' ..well played, Bruce..Well played

[@JBZ007]

He'll be unconscious from lacking the things he fears

[@marcomonteiro449]

One question. What does he mean with aquaman's hydrophobia?

[@ethanmandengue3870]

@@marcomonteiro449 Use Scarecrow fear toxin to make Aquaman afraid of water. Water enhance Aquaman, strength , resistance and speed. In addition to that he can die if he don't go to water regularly.

[@marcomonteiro449]

@@ethanmandengue3870 so if he's in the dessert, he can be stopped?

[@ethanmandengue3870]

@@marcomonteiro449 Yep.

[@jdent4544]

I don't blame Batman for having a contingency plan, you will never know what might happen if one of ur fellow heroes will turn evil. Or some might not be trustworthy, just look at the injustice universe it showed us that possible outcome and who's to say it won't happen in the original timeline. But Batman this time make sure you know where you put secret weapons so none of your smart villains know

[@MIXMASTER6991]

Yep Batman who laughs would have went different if everyone was prepared

[@rickybrooks9508]

@@MIXMASTER6991 exactly

[@luckysuryajaya1015]

also at least tell your friends at JL about this

[@stampede122]

Hal Jordon actually agrees with Bruce in the sense that the plans needs to be there, but having them in a easy (easily enough) to access point was pretty dumb

[@chaosflame7278]

JD ENT exactly Superman unchecked would destroy everything

[@amedievalknight6yearsago691]

Everybody in Arkham: "Interesting."

[@spongeyspikes09]

Lex: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN! Secretary: (draws tic tac toe on notepad)

[@KeizerZX]

@@spongeyspikes09 Batman from behind: *Think carefully before you do this*

[@Hogan231]

Rest In Peace Kevin Conroy.

[@ECW5320]

Such a humble human being. He only charged $5 for pictures at comic con. The news of his death broke my heart.

[@patrickadriantrinidad4112]

Codename Detective: Say “Martha”

[@maxamedxasan4366]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@iamthesenate5769]

"Why did you say that name?!"

[@memeempire4931]

He basically said just that is his weakness 🤷‍♂️

[@sthrcnx]

"His parents, is an excellent blindspot". Batman literally said it in the video.

[@gabrielestrella2272]

2:35 you can hear how Batman cares a lot about Diana, he detests the thought of hurting her and creating a contingency plan for her, but it’s probably better that he be the one to take her down than someone else who would hurt her badly. I’m a “Wonderbat” dude, so I’d like to think that’s the case.

[@worldismine3502]

No

[@KeeperofthePeace]

With you there, man. #wonderbat

[@worldismine3502]

John Cooke Ew

[@h-mboydgaming8844]

Even the voice actors are wonderbats fans so you're okay in saying that

[@gabrielestrella2272]

hunter boyd Not sure where Kevin Conroy (Batman) stands, but Susan Eisenberg (Wonder Woman) is definitely a supporter of #wonderbat

[@pines3326]

I like how Batman only generalizes the green lantern contingency plan but still plans to test it out on Guy Gardner

[@earlybird2835]

R.I.P Kevin Conroy. Your work and talent will last forever

[@K-One582]

Batfleck: "I have no contingency, I will try to murder them in cold blood unless they say Martha"

[@JackErica19]

Killing Superman was his contingency also it wasn’t Just Superman saying Martha that stopped him

[@ravencrow5586]

There are numerous videos on KZbin that explain the so misunderstood "Martha" moment. But basically it's simply superman reminding batman that despite the fact that he's an alien he has a mother and a family and that it's all a big misunderstanding

[@xevenxaver4759]

@@ravencrow5586 Too bad that in the same movie you can see blowing up cars with criminals inside like if they were all orphans too

[@rlacksgh9673]

@@ravencrow5586 Any plot point that needs freaking youtube videos to explain shit is basically lazy writing.

[@ShursGarden]

@@rlacksgh9673 The entire Liar's Dice scene of Dead Man's Chest begs to differ

[@_glitterbomb]

maybe if Darkwing had a contingency plan for Omni-Man

[@laxattack4620]

Agamemnon Contingency - File Codename: 'Extraterrestrial'. Onmi-Man is a powerful combatant and well beyond our strongest heroes. His flight capabilities are hard to counter in high-altitude areas, and his speed makes him a formidable opponent at close range. Upon examining his body structure I found a complex stabilization system within his ears, which with a high enough frequency could stun -- or even incapacitate him. Further research into multidirectional frequency emitters is required.

[@laxattack4620]

@@Adam-nz3ix In a realistic sense it's hard to do that, due to the requirement of insane velocity (which is needed to make sure the acceleration of the affected body a.k.a Omni Man increases drastically upon impact) for a body-covering beam to create a force strong enough to simulate high gravity 🤔

[@AshwiniR.007]

@@laxattack4620 awesome dude 👍

[@Shrimpfriedpee]

There’s a theory that dark wing jumped on Nolan to put devices that would output loud frequencies into his ears.

[@johnoz2284]

@@Shrimpfriedpee that actually makes sense

[@arunsreekumar7623]

This's what makes BATMAN the GREATEST SUPER HERO OF ALL TIME.

[@arcticangel1628]

One of the greatest.

[@arcticangel1628]

While Batman is a master strategist and combatant, he is only human. The best way to disable his strategic abilities is to distract him. To strategize about something requires focusing on it. And you can’t focus on multiple things at the same time. Also, making plans requires time. Imagine what you can do during that time. It is possible to distract Batman’s focus on something, and interrupt his time to come up with another plan.

[@farzamimran3960]

@@arcticangel1628 what makes u think he does not have a contingency plan for his own contingency plan?

[@blackhat4257]

0:35 "Last Sun" (Superman) 1:10 "Red Sands" (Martian Manhunter) 1:41 "28-14" (Green-Lantern) 2:35 "Olympus" (Wonder Woman) 3:09 "Polymer" (Plastic Man) 3:39 - 4:33 "Notes Section" (Flash, Green Arrow, Zatanna, Red Tornado, Firestorm, Aquaman, Black Canary) 4:50 "Detective" (Batman)

[@logangrey377]

His password is his first appearance in the comics: “Delta Charlie 27-5-1939” which is a reference to Batman’s first ever appearance: Detective Comics issue 27, released May of 1939.

[@I_m_Saiyan]

"Think carefully before you do this." So don't do it, got it Batman. 👌🏾

[@Torterra625]

Agamemnon Contingency File code name: Jolly Green The Incredible Hulk, the so called “Strongest there is.” While we should count ourselves lucky that Doctor Bruce Banner has an understanding with his alter ego, the past has shown that given the right circumstances, Hulk poses the greatest threat his world and perhaps the universe has ever known. And yet, even for him, there exist a few blinds spots that can be exploited. The alloys Adamantium and Vibranium for example have been proven strong enough to cut through even the Hulk’s steel like skin, as evidenced by his battles with the Wolverine and Black Panther. It would be easy enough to acquire either of those alloys and construct a suit able to combat him and deliver a fatal blow. For a more non lethal pacification, it’s been shown that mood control can easily stop the Hulk’s seemingly endless rage. Making him happy would have him revert to Bruce Banner in almost a minute. And one thing that makes Hulk happy is... wait.... puppies? That’s.... odd.

[@TG-om1ue]

"Think carefully before you do this" is always chilling