Batman Explains How To Defeat The Avengers

[@TheLegGuy3000]

Thor: You dare take my hammer? Batman: Yes.. Thor: let me show you..(Thor raggnarok theme)

[@sivanlevi3867]

If the Avengers and the Justice League existed in the same universe, I can see this being useful.

[@AquaFan1998]

Or a crossover

[@ccelite3782]

Yeah but then it'd definitely be a different team at that point

[@MajorDude14]

Justice League would Molly wop avengers, in my opinion. Worst case scenario: Justice League has Superman

[@jeanlukvolker6647]

There’s an earth actually that has both dc and marvel

[@SigTheSauceMan]

There was actually a Marvel-DC JL-Avengers crossover series.

[@bats-are-just-Puppy-with-wings]

Regarding iron man. His suit is immune to EMP and Jarvis would have fire walls onto of firewalls ontop of firewalls. Iron-man just like batman has continuity plans for everyone (e.g. Hulkbuster, Thourbuster, ect) so iron-man would 100% have contingencies for EMP attacks or Jarvis Attacks. But attacking Tony's ego and making him over extend and push himself too far is a very good idea.

[@Ezekiel365Days]

Nah attacking his ego won’t work but let’s say he did that Tony would attack Batman and make him blamed for why his family died even though his father is to be blamed

[@ThorGoatinson]

Also, it should be noted that while he has suck contingencies for powerhouses like Thor and Hulk, he would fail in the end when they really show him a bit of their power, and the same would happen to Batman

[@Deathkri]

@@ThorGoatinson Yes, but no. The suits Stark makes are meant to TEMPORARILY stall the Avengers in question while help is coming. The Hulkbuster is specifically mentioned to ONLY be effective for so long.

[@ThorGoatinson]

@Deathkri I know that. I'm addressing the fact that it was being said that Batman can do it because Ironman is able to handle Thor and Hulk, which is, in fact, not true. It is more like you said, I just didn't mention it.

[@Deathkri]

@@ThorGoatinson Ah, gotcha. Just putting info for those who didn't know. Have a wonderful day, man! Thank you for being civil in response. :)

[@Boncomics]

2:44 You need to watch THOR: RAGNAROK. "Are you the god of hammers? No. You're the god of thunder." Cue the Led Zeppelin song.

[@JStorm13]

Interesting use of a.i.

[@tempestwolf067]

"Use sonic disruptors" "Use sonic disruptors" "Use neural disruptors" "Use sonic disruptors" "Use magnetic disruptors" "Use sonic disruptor" It's ... sort of an Interesting Idea. I'm Not Sure About the Execution.

[@Jack_Sniper21]

I also have to point out along with everyone else. Thor doesn't need the hammer to use his powers, the hammer just acts as a conduit to better control them. Iron man always has backup contingencies of backup contingencies for everything. Captain America is interesting, he would rather step aside and not risk anything if he would be compromised in any way as his honor wont let him lose himself. Only in that alternate reality where he became a hydra agent, yet it was only a means to infiltrate hydra to take it down when the time is right. Hawkeye can still shoot perfectly even if he is blinded, so that wont work either. I mean, there was an episode where he trained with a blindfold on and still hit every target. Black widow, well i doubt that would work because its been done on her before. So, she would probably be always ready for that at any moment. As for using their sense of justice against them, hypothetically speaking if their morality were compromised i dont think using their sense of justice against them would work. It also depends on the hero that would go to rescue someone they care about. Like Spiderman would definitely do that, while someone like black widow probably wouldn't. Yes i agree that there are things that could work specifically with a certain avenger, but thats also very specific things that will only work for them.

[@davidjordan5394]

Batman should have a contingency plan for the boys Homelander, Black noir, The Deep, A-Train, Queen Maeve, translucent, and starlight. Contingency plan code: Vought.

[@chriscasas5009]

Avengers contingencies: "codename: marksman", justice league contingencies: "green arrow who?"

[@SirMethos]

I like how Batman is effectively sabotaging the potential use of these protocols, by haaving them make use of things that would not be a factor if the avengers in question actually went rogue(i.e. if the protocols actually need to be used). Making use of 'sense of honor' and 'sense of duty', etc. I guess he really did learn something from the Tower of Babel situation, and is also preparing for enemies getting a hold of, and making use of, the protocols.

[@AussieDragoon]

I think we're burying the lead here: How does Batman know what Wolverine's real name is? Most of the other X-Men don't even know his name is actually James Howlett.

[@MrPioxification]

Hawkeye is technically deaf.

[@502nickster]

How?

[@noahgraff-uw8rs]

The actual way he'd beat hawkeye: "Punch!" The end

[@silversurferforever]

Batman made a critical mistake. He assumes Thor has no power without his hammer. But his strength and lighting ability is his own abilities.

[@_Tzer]

in the comics..

[@ThorGoatinson]

​@_Tzer it doesn't matter Thor and Hulk doesn't lose to Tony with his contingencies for long at best only hold or stall them for a lil while and the same would happen to Batman

[@Alebro318]

Bro thought he did something😭

[@matthewmcdonald9238]

…in the comics Thor without his hammer went a one on one with the Hulk in an equal smash up.

[@BigReek99]

@@_Tzerthat doesn’t matter. He’s been shown to have his powers without the hammer in the movies too.

[@user-og9qq7vc4u]

Hulk transformation is mostly unwilling and he very little control over them so making him feel guilty will not help.

[@edwardness7497]

"Are you Thor, god of Hammers" thought we already covered this...

[@malcolmwhite6204]

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[@t.o.double9497]

I saw the title for this video and thought what an awesome idea. I gotta watch this

[@jenaminton7009]

Avengers did a whole episode where it was revealed that Falcon had extensively researched the team and through his protocols managed to almost destroy them. He almost quit the team because of it, and he revealed he got an A on the project from Nick Fury of all people. Tony Stark has heart issues. He either has shrapnel next to his heart that if his miniature arc reactor fails, he's dead or sometimes he has an artificial heart that was solved at some point. Also, he has PTSD and alcoholism.

[@emersoninfinitystone5785]

Or instead of using contingency plans, Bruce can just jump into the Hellbat suit and curbstomp them all in minutes.

[@davidakin3840]

as a dc fan this is a joke right right?????

[@narsilreforged]

Against a single target the HB suit is a beast. But when you have to fight characters like hulk, Thor, and vision all at once it's it gets really dangerous seeing as it can't run forever of Bruce's life-force.

[@aqw4460]

Hb suit is just another example of crap writing and plot armor writers love milking and favoriting batman like a first born child while in reality he would get obliterated

[@antr7493]

Lord of Thunder? Unless you attach a little electrical disc to his neck.

[@airtiger4577]

They could have used that on hela too lol

[@wambokodavid7109]

That was a nerve disrupter not a taser tho i get the confusion coz it looked like one but was attacking their nerve endings

[@Kingsaxxy3872]

It wasn’t electric, it’s called an obedience disk and it pumps a paralysing toxin within the victims body, you’ll notice Thor’s body go all pale and sickly with his veins going black in the film.

[@benjamenclydebang-og4277]

Dr Doom: I have already thought about such plans Batman if they do something to offend me or you and I shall end you myself. 😂😂😂

[@patrickperalta59]

Batman's being smart is his best power.... and he doesn't even have super powers..he is just the top athletic human there is .....but no matter how strong he is as a human..... he can't match Superman , Hulk and other's strength....

[@carlfromtheoc1788]

No, his superpower is that he is extremely wealthy.

[@signer25]

Sounds like the only way to take out hulk is to stop banner before he transforms or get hulk to turn back. That sounds about right. Any direct attack only makes hulk madder which makes him stronger. Plus he heals. Falcon method was making hulk laugh. Never made much sense that just turns him back. Falcon theory was the happier hulk gets the weaker he gets.

[@eliteghost1001]

I've been waiting for someone to do Mr. Fantastic

[@mychannel-lo2zn]

That's IF the justice league can actually get a chance to use any of all these plans. Just one e or two contingency plans for each member of the Avengers won't put them down for too long, much less beat them. I love Batman, but if Bane can break him and beat him to a pulp, then so can the Hulk or Captain America.

[@MadamAmora]

Great video, you should do one for the villains in EMH

[@NicholasIrvin]

Hey, I have a questcould you do a video about Batman having a plan against the CEO of m I b of the universe of Sekirei Hiroto Minaka If you interesting to see what planning he has against this company and how he will bring it down

[@mmakreesekingjr2074]

You should do the X-Men next

[@Boncomics]

8:28 Dependancy on Chai Tea?! It's CHI {cheee}.

[@blowc1612]

Everything against Iron man has already been predited and Tony hace contingency for each one of them. He literally has a suit that Magneto cannot manipulate

[@hanburgundy4317]

This. But Batman fans think he can beat anyone. Tony can send a legion of armors and never has to leave the beach or the market or wherever he is, with each armor being far and away superior to anything Batman has.

[@aladdin_4life]

That's because batman has the strongest superpower, plot armor

[@AngelicoCiudad]

Yeah, but wont stop batman to make a plan for temporarily destabilizing ironman and giving tony a run for his money. Not saying batman actually win or anything.

[@JLOCC23424]

​@@hanburgundy4317Ermmm no Batman solos Iron Man easily LMAO

[@hanburgundy4317]

@JLOCC23424 99% of the time he's ever appeared in comics, cartoons, movies, and video games, Batman doesn't even cover the lower half of his face. One volley of those guided bullets from Iron Man 1 and Bruce would be popped like a balloon. I love Batman, but he's SO out of his league taking on the Invincible Iron Man.

[@SigTheSauceMan]

*Iron Man* Tony Stark's intelligence is on-par with, or significantly greater than Bruce Wayne's. His armor suits are FAR more resilient than Bruce can handle. I'd argue that even Cyborg would have lots of trouble hacking into them. And Tony and J.A.R.V.I.S. working together could probably neutralize Cyborg. Also, comics Iron Man has a symbiote-like Iron Man suit that can't be separated from him. *Thor* Thor is a literal God. No one among the Justice League or their allies are even close to God-level, except maybe Wonder Woman (who is technically a half-Goddess). Thor could solo the Justice League if he fought Wonder Woman seriously (I have a feeling he may underestimate her initially, giving her a brief window to exploit, but would still be handled easily anyways). However, his unmatched strength and Asgardian principals mean he can easily be negotiated with. His powers are NOT tied to Mjolnir (except for a VERY brief time when Mjolnir was broken and reforged). Also, DC Comics has a Thor of their own, as well. *Hulk* Just lock Bruce in a room with an innocent kid or something. He wouldn't dare risk transforming in such a scenario. And if Bruce is already transformed, remember that Hulk is stupid and easy to trick. *Hawkeye* I have a feeling Green Arrow's file would be identical (aside from Hawkeye's ability being accuracy in general, not just with a bow). *Scarlet Witch* She isn't a telepath. Her power is Chaos Magic. And it's been stated that her powers are FAR stronger in the DC universe due to a higher concentration of Chaos Magic there. And putting her into an emotionally unstable state is a BAD, BAD, BAD idea. She can literally destroy the world, or even create an entirely new one if pushed hard enough. *Spider-Man* Not even mentioning his immense physical strength (assuming Bruce was aware of its true extent) is a MAJOR fumble. If he's 100% serious, he can deliver blows powerful enough to incapacitate a God. *Wolverine* Literally just drop him in a giant pool with no way up. He's physically incapable of swimming or floating. He'll be stuck in a cycle of drowning, regaining consciousness, and drowning again until he's removed from the water. Pool doesn't even need to be that deep, as long as he drowns before he can climb his way up with his claws. Just put a GIANT magnet at the bottom of a DEEP pool and he's done.

[@Awestefeld6612]

EMP seems to be the go to idea

[@Nothers90]

How batman take down deadpool?

[@JStorm13]

Mutant inhibitor collar

[@AquaFan1998]

Throw deadpool into the sun or a black hole, it will kill him faster then his healing factor can compensate for and it will destroy his body so totally he cant survive

[@hanburgundy4317]

​@@AquaFan1998 And uh, how is Batman going to do that? 😂

[@AngelicoCiudad]

Freeze him?

[@ugaboga9829]

@@hanburgundy4317he is batman

[@Hun.1236]

Can you do invincible and other hero next

[@DarkKnightArchive]

@@Hun.1236 it's winning the pole so it will most likely be next

[@kevinledvina9387]

Lol everything is EMP, Sonic and Ion disrupter’s .. oh and get in their head lol 😂

[@TuanT17]

I love how batman knows wolverine real name is james howlett

[@superpaytonmars8852]

I'm fairly certain that arc reactors are immune to EMP.

[@Panwere36]

There have been too many times when all of the super hero groups/factions who have been turned on each other and/or their allies makes Batman having all these contingency plans absolutely necessary (as he also has them against his own Bat Family)... having learned the hard way.

[@sasjhwa]

Uses the same 3-4 things for most of them. Not very creative

[@thunderriderva]

Is this Voice acted if it is I commend your Batsy Im a joker VA myself

[@robertbarnes4666]

several of these won't work hulk is hulk on a good day you survive thor is just a no ms marvel is a harder fight than he thinks he also overlooks that many of these things have been tried and failed also as with many of his plans he forgets that they are experienced trained fighters who have been battle tested lastly wanda and susan storm are best left alone

[@ThorGoatinson]

Yea he has no concept of what these characters can really do because like you said a lot of them already went through said plans or contingencies and for the most powerful like Thor, Hulk, Sue, Wanda and Quicksilver etc it simple won't work on except at best hold or stall them for a while

[@oldschooltv5981]

bats only way at a chance is the JUSTICE LEAGUE!!!!

[@TickedOffPriest]

So basically most of them are taken down by EMPs and high frequency sound.

[@user-op3ll1cv8r]

Can you make contingency plan for anime

[@robertespley248]

Johnny Storm (goes full nova)... "Whats that Bat shaped pile of ash?"

[@rachelnew9131]

can you create a video that shows how to defeat other marvel characters like dare devil Ghost Rider and other Marvel characters

[@vincentbayden660]

6:23 and what contingency would be used if banner is already in beast mode?

[@fishertheadore6095]

Absolute light work for the B-Man.

[@carlfromtheoc1788]

Batman does not realize that Thor is the God of Thunder, NOT The God of Hammers.

[@moosedip1908]

Yeah so if Cap went rogue he’s saying there isn’t a way to stop him his morals will be out the window I thought that was the point

[@desmondshannon5360]

Hi gravity? There isnt gravity even in the DBZ world strong enough to be generated to keep that thing down. Well other then the hulk and someone with purity like captain america. With hawkeye? Break his arm thatll do it. Invisible woman is the toughest one, you have to get her before she knows an attack is coming. Gas doesnt stop her barriers at all. Shes likely the most broken character of all. Reading on her was pretty interesting. And did batnan just say Chi? Like the tea? 😂

[@Boncomics]

7:58 BLACK CANARY minus the singing.

[@NDAHAFBBO]

disruptors disruptors disruptors disruptors disruptors disruptors disruptors disruptors disruptors - yep thats all thats required

[@maxcardun]

If Tower of Babel and or Doom happened in this combined Universe, not only would Batman have been expelled from The League (Hopefully a Temporary occurance) But The Avengers and maybe S.H.I.E.L.D. would have put him in The Raft.

[@justincartledge111]

I bet the MCU fans hated this

[@noahgraff-uw8rs]

No, hes right

[@user-og9qq7vc4u]

In the MCU Bruce shot himself and then hulk spit out the bullet. Also he transfroms into the hulk when he is angry or when adrenaline hits him wich can be done very fast. Best way to deal with Hulk is to calm him.instead of attacking Banner.

[@theneoreformationist]

I think that's what Bats was talking about. He did not mean "attack" in the physical sense.

[@ZachKade]

Proof Kevin could still be out there.

[@philipjeanmard6056]

Just like with the X-men, everything is cool until Wanda shows up. Especially if she’s already pissed. Superman won’t help

[@Baby_Valentine]

Why does Batman not know how to pronounce Chi?

[@catmanwyllie2277]

This is why batman is the goat

[@wambokodavid7109]

Lol this is why he sucks

[@Awestefeld6612]

Stark has defenses against EMP.

[@user-ro1ct9cc9p]

Wow

[@loreze4884]

Why this feel like how batman would really tackle the avengers

[@SomtochukwuIfeanyi-zf8xj]

He forgot doctor strange😂

[@user-rf7go9nh3d]

Do the x men next

[@rickjordan7441]

All I heard was “disrupter” and “disrupters” and “disrupting” and “exploit”.

[@TeddytheT-Rex]

Antony stark? Where’s tony?

[@animadoarts5123]

Half of avengers is subdue with Sonic and Emp😅

[@biguy617]

Ok what about Thing?

[@joaquinpasion5483]

He said high frequency wave can harm the thing his from new avengers list

[@TommieCobb]

God some of you are annoying. The point isnt that Batman just has an answer to everything. These obviously wouldn't all work. These are hypothesis. They possibly could work based on research. But since Batman (in this hypothetical Amalgram universe) doesnt really interact with anyone outside of the JL and the Bat family, this could very well be his attempt at Tower or Babel on the Avengers. Some of yall are just annoying and cant take it for what it is. An assumed Batman plan for the Animated avengers. Not he comics or movies.

[@DarkKnightArchive]

Well said, and it's specifically Earths mightiest heroes continuity

[@jjohnson2445]

​@@DarkKnightArchive please do one for skylanders

[@WadeWilson-p6l]

Nighthawk doing this in Avengers Assemble

[@AngelicoCiudad]

Ironman and black panther would have a counter defense for batman tactics. They are a smarter and stronger version of batman.

[@jessmccart3937]

Batman says tear the comic books up before the kids of the DC universe can read them. Thus the Avengers are defeated.

[@alhugo4722]

I can see Batman wearing Mjolnir across his face.

[@ConvoySeibatoron1313]

I see he can take out some of them, but however, not all of them Iron Man Tony Stark do prep time too and Thor he does not have easily disposable weaknesses like Superman and Black Panther his technology is more advanced than Batman’s but how let’s be real Superman can just destroy Batman if he can defeat Lex Luthor, who is smarter than Batman it’s not even a contest

[@RichardTisdale-yv5wq]

In canon Batman doesn’t even bother with a plan for Hawkeye

[@DarkKnightArchive]

That's because Hawkeye is predictable. I don't need an elaborate plan for someone whose skills are limited to archery, no matter how precise. If I ever had to face him, I'd adapt on the fly. It's not about underestimating him-it's about knowing where the real threats lie. When you're dealing with gods, monsters, and geniuses, a man with a bow and arrow just isn't a priority.

[@marvankasnoph4142]

Little know fact batman has a spell take out magic power for person

[@Baby_Valentine]

Actual way for the Superfriends to defeat the Avengers. Ask Superman, politely, to stop them.

[@Boncomics]

7:27 QUAKE Inhuman of S.H.I.E.L.D.!

[@danwhitesall3521]

Half of the avengers can be taken out thru honor.

[@Nightwing16682]

Contingency my hero Academia

[@seancook440]

Ummmmm I don’t know if a bunch of MP’s and speaking on their families gone getchu thru all of that-🤦‍♂️

[@DADPOOL4044]

Danvers is human though

[@logandelaharpe6362]

Emp don’t work on iron man or war machine

[@Roy-jz2ok]

Crap! Thors power is not connected to Mjolnir

[@boyscout7277]

Batman-weakness cut off the money and take out Alfred. Also change the writer from creating farfetched concepts that allow Batman to win😂 .

[@KingdomofEvania100]

Ik how to defeat Invisible Woman. Paint or glitter

[@logandelaharpe6362]

What are you the god of hammers

[@bobbygould1960]

Carol was Ms Marvel and not Captain Marvel.

[@XX-sp3tt]

1:50 "I thought these were in case any of them turned evil or were under mind control..."

[@luiseduardomurillomartinez]

By using the voice of a dead voice actor, How much would he like to be replaced by a machine?

[@WhiteRaven696]

Chai?

[@Spiderman-yh2ex]

Do xmen

[@jrs1145]

Avengers would make batman roadkill

[@lunahawk8923]

When DC afraid of Marvel.

[@ogakemmy5634]

lolll so they all are weakened by Emps?😅

[@Idran]

Isn't this just ripping off SimpleComicBro

[@futuredirector23]

Thors poowers are not tied to the hammer at all they are natural powers all the hammer does is allows him to focus his power do better research,

[@redditsfemur3730]

Pretty sure that's just in the MCU, the video shows Thor getting loosing the power

[@Kingsaxxy3872]

@@redditsfemur3730 Nah it’s the same for comics, Thor can still use his powers regardless, though in fairness Mjolnir does help him control it a bit better and it’s still a big buff for him.

[@elibrainstorm5961]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 this is disgusting

[@jasontravis6098]

Batman is fully of shit