Batman Didn't Trust Anyone

#shorts #batman #restorethesnyderverse

[@batsy9071]

New batgoat short : kzbin.infotS4DUZLtqrs?feature=share

[@sauce903]

"Batgoat"-🤓

[@raiden9589]

@@sauce903 He is a batgoat doe

[@elmahdilaroui4812]

Please the name oh this movie ?

[@sauce903]

@@raiden9589 he ain't no goat that mf a lamb

[@manusduffy2406]

Anyone know what this song in the background is called I would appreciate it if someone would tell me thanks

[@bogustoast22none25]

Everyone: *teams up against batman* Batman: I planned on this.

[@Honeyhoney-nn4ki]

And he really had planned all of this if they r on wrong side all of em

[@bogustoast22none25]

@@Honeyhoney-nn4ki Nono, there might be some truth to it. I wanna see it tho. Batman kills the DC universe.

[@johngona5929]

​@@bogustoast22none25 read the Darkest Knights where everything that could go wrong will go wrong, especially for the Batmen and Batwomen out there.

[@bogustoast22none25]

@@johngona5929 nah, I don’t like those types of comics. No offense, I see the appeal, it’s just not my cup of tea. But thanks for recommending it, I just like more serious but comical styles of writing, if you get what I mean.

[@a1hernandez30]

😂😂 for real.

[@gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820]

Even Croc was impressed by Batman’s savagery.

[@commandercaptain4664]

Croc: *ROARS* Batman: *scowls* Croc: _don’t hoyt me mistuh betmin_

[@azerdraco3146]

​@@commandercaptain4664 The sad thing is that I heard that in the voice of Croc from TAS.

[@9liveslie-cat-lie129]

Impressed, he said man thats low, shaking his head. Thats not being impressed

[@flexangelo]

boy thats low

[@Tea12515]

​@@commandercaptain4664mistuh wite

[@burgerbandit3646]

*Cyborg:* "Alright Riddler, time to go." *Batman:* "No, I haven't found the last trophy yet."

[@ironchimp9316]

You just gave me some terrible flashbacks

[@ididit2939]

😂 oh shit lmao

[@87Tempests]

Sooo satifying when you hear the cops take him away 😎

[@HuntHunt79]

I’ve yet to gain the courage to get them all😅😂

[@anveshnidumolu3679]

Ahmem... last would be at Gotham cave itself.

[@30owengamer17]

Me: Batman what is a friend? Batman: A friend is an enemy that haven't attacked you yet.

[@pritamgutka631]

Underrated 💀💀

[@mhuzaifaajmal1911]

Underrated 💀

[@arm_dub]

Shkiper?

[@olalekanolamide6824]

I'm buying ur comment with a like.

[@LeviAckerman-42]

Fr

[@danielhaire6677]

Heroes: shocked Villains: "First time?"

[@chethanaranodh4400]

Movie name please

[@danielhaire6677]

@@chethanaranodh4400 Injustice

[@sheevpalpatine7591]

Litteraly shocked

[@chethanaranodh4400]

@@UrSavior_x which movie

[@UrSavior_x]

@@chethanaranodh4400 Injustice is the movie (2021)

[@diotheboomer8244]

Cyborg : *growling in pain* Wonder Women : aRe yOu HuRt?

[@miloboy777]

Women

[@batsy9071]

​@@miloboy777 🤣🤣

[@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208]

@@miloboy777 yall have to bring gender into everything huh

[@Ihateanimalloverstheyareshit]

@@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208 technically wonder woman is a woman and she is the one to say it

[@TheCupcakeEater554]

​@@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208🤡 🤓

[@DOOMSlayer6476]

sometimes I think the person Batman only trusts is Alfred.

[@MrShadic999]

Yeah, Alfred's contingency plan probably says "you've lost your way, give up"

[@OriginalAkivara]

@@MrShadic999 If the Justice League goes rogue, Batman stops them. If Batman goes rogue, Alfred stops him. If Alfred goes rogue... we are all fucked.

[@simpletora7313]

And his adopted kids, most of them anyway. He trust Dick, Barb, and Tim. Idk about Damien or Orphan and while he respects Jason he def doesn’t trust him

[@ray6240]

The flash. One of the few heroes that he actually has complete respect for and likely trusts more than anyone else in the JL.

[@nelevenchts]

​ @MrShadic999 actually no. There was some instance where Batman turned into a werewolf or something and Alfred killed him with his shotgun. Update: Was the Dceased series.

[@ShadowSaberBaroxio]

"You uploaded it the day we met." "The day you met me, you mean."

[@Fishmorph]

Croc was like, "You see what we have to deal with?"

[@joshuaarnett762]

Croc really hit them with "You realize that a regular human beating us up requires some pretty loose morals outside of no killing right?"

[@bigbraz]

😮... 😂 That's hilarious.

[@josemarquez4760]

Lol. So true. It was funny. Loved it

[@omegabkg]

Dude I just picked up my coffee as I walked off read in your comment and I seriously just choked on my own saliva and almost fell over trying to recover and breathe

[@omegabkg]

That took a moment to be able to recover from laughing but it's funny because it's true

[@josephcave6684]

Cyborg: You uploaded it the day we met. Batman: No it was the day you met me.

[@syna6622]

Lmao true

[@georgemouanetry8158]

😂😂😄

[@dmanimousprime3858]

Lol on that one! Perfect.

[@Tidnro]

That literally means the same thing.

[@HollowWorks]

​@@Tidnro the joke was that batman already knew about cyborg before cyborg had ever met batman. Batman knew EVERYTHING about cyborgs personal life.

[@PDDx36]

Killer Croc realizing his enemy is more cold blooded than him is just too funny.😂

[@nowfilspark3177]

Which movie is this?

[@PDDx36]

@@nowfilspark3177 Injustice

[@Nero-mp4bg]

I wouldn't call Batman cold-blooded, more calculating and foresighted.

[@jonathansalvatore222]

This is the guy who has a plan within a plan within a backup plan.

[@Seriph7]

Except for when he went to the court of owls

[@RicardoSantos-oz3uj]

I would be interesting to see Batman vs David Xanatos.

[@fun2watch919]

And another back up plan for a backup plan and if nothing goes as plan then alfred ❤❤

[@sibamsaha786]

Sounds like PLANCEPTION

[@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit]

This is also the guy whos plan to take himself out if he ever goes evil, is the team he has all the weaknessess of.

[@TimeSurfer206]

Batman doesn't even trust himself. Just ask Alfred about "Operation Oh Shit."

[@bilalrustam8453]

For himself, he has no contingency plans because he knows Justice league will stop him. Plus there's the batfamily.

[@leonildalang4467]

​@@bilalrustam8453 he does have it for himself

[@boneless1649]

​@@leonildalang4467 he said it himself in another show Superman: "you have all these contingency plans for us, but not yourself?" Bats: "I do, it's called the justice league."

[@SordidusFellatio]

@@boneless1649 thats just cheesy af , you know for a fact that he do have contingency plan for himself , but he’s not just going to tell everyone about that genius

[@insert8006]

@@bilalrustam8453 Batman made a contingency plan named failsafe, designed to activate on its own in case either Batman or the whole league including Batman goes rogue, it also destroyed the entire justice league on its own.

[@thatguyjared8560]

The implication that Batman had a full understanding of how to exploit Cyborg’s operating system from day 1 makes this even more impressive

[@anon123214]

(looks at likes) I'm sorry, little one...

[@davidtucker9498]

Or, more unbelievably eye rolling... Oh yeah, Batman had a working knowledge of alien tech, and the programing language he'd never even heard of, on the day that they met... Riiiiiiight...

[@ChaosBadger04]

​@@davidtucker9498 That's what I'm saying it's so fucking stupid and people really eat this shit up

[@andrewd1131]

@@davidtucker9498 it could be there first meeting doesn’t mean it’s when Batman first became aware of him.

[@frostbitedragon9]

Wow great *_-plot armour-_* writing

[@ElisaSarah]

you know you're messed up when even Killer Croc shakes his head disapprovingly.

[@Noah-bi4ll]

Oh yes, because we can take a murderers faked consciousness as a matter of what's right and wrong? How about look at the situation and realise that Batman was right to have done it.

[@ElisaSarah]

@@Noah-bi4ll r/woooosh

[@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit]

From what I understand, Killer Croc is actually pretty respectable.

[@Soulful_Sorrow]

And they say Superman was the villain here

[@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit]

@@Noah-bi4ll You mean the situation where Bane stole his ideas and nearly killed all of them?

[@IraAirFTL]

When Batman spills coffee on his belt and half the league gets incapacitated

[@finestdime]

Someone needs to make a short of this. That would he hilarious

[@user-sw5ud6qm5f]

​@@finestdimeit exists

[@mahimaheshbabu7433]

😂😂

[@SonKamo21]

@@user-sw5ud6qm5fyou got the link of the video?👀

[@silkshirt17witdajhericurl80]

Lmao 😂

[@bonewavy]

you know it’s low when a villain that eats people says it is 💀

[@ND7M]

What's the show or movie name?

[@ND7M]

What's the show or movie name?

[@joel3683]

It's not even that bad, he didn't even know him when he first met him, with all that power he can be a potential world ending threat, he'd be dumb not to do that, I mean look at who we're talking about here. Cyborg can have access to all of the nuclear codes In the world and boom bye bye everyone.

[@qwirt909]

@@ND7M injustice

[@Prometheus715]

​@@ND7M injustice 2021

[@hentainokami7007]

Batman leaving a data stamp on the virus is basically him saying, “You’ve already found out, but I’ll give you the privilege of knowing when you fucked around” 😂😂😂

[@HighValueTargetRacing]

You win the comment Olympics 🤣

[@pablinkz]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🫡🍻🤝

[@kwesiwelcome5812]

​@@HighValueTargetRacing straight facts , he won fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kyleburnette1872]

Perfectly worded! 😂😂 - 😎

[@deonsmith5593]

Dead asf 😂

[@DarxideGarrison]

When a guy who dwells in the sewers says "Boy, that's low", it hits different 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-gf9vb7wj4v]

"The one who stays quiet is the one who learns more."

[@samuelsoliday4381]

like number 70. Balance restored!!

[@degov5]

Everyone: "omg, batman has had plans in place to incapacitate us since we met? How cold" As they're currently proving exactly why it was necessary

[@dreynoso8561]

Havent seen this. What's it called

[@ltfamily8577]

​@@dreynoso8561 injustice

[@SirDankleberry]

Right? He told him to stand down. Cyborg fucked around and found out.

[@EphemeralCreature0]

@@dreynoso8561 Recommend you watch the synopsis of the Injustice Games/Comics. The movie did an awful job of telling the story

[@luckyassassin1]

He's had a plan for everyone since day one.

[@warriorxd2847]

"Boy that's low."- Killer Croc, 2021🐊

[@tobeyparker3459]

Killer Lacoste

[@buvi_official]

Movie name

[@warriorxd2847]

@@buvi_official injustice

[@tobeyparker3459]

@@buvi_official Injustice 2021

[@BlackChrishi]

2021

[@OMEGA-00000]

Heroes: worried about cyborg Crock who is an actual villain: shocked at batman's brutality

[@tbnrwolff3354]

If your definition of a hero is an authoritarian dictator then yes I guess the heroes are worried about cyborg but if your definition of a hero is you know someone who saves people and does the right thing then it would be the villains instead that are worried about cyborg considering he was one of them

[@tompalmer4544]

"Can't afford trust, it'll get you killed Terry" old Bruce Wayne

[@tamimbhuiyan9391]

Batman be thinking 36387383 ways of neutralising you the second he meets you. Edit: DAMNNNN WTF SO MANY LIKES I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AT ALL THANKS GUYS💯

[@prview4708]

Goku-I wanna fight Batman-I gonna neutralise

[@fmayolo2279]

Yeah it’s fucked up. He’s an asshole

[@Johansolos]

@@saadi604 dont shit here

[@danielhaire6677]

@@prview4708 Batman poisoned Goku's food last week

[@arceusdominus2612]

Triple that to the third power XD

[@dwaynefiame1269]

Killer croc like dang that's low

[@princetonmurray2591]

Yes, I also watched the video

[@yahushamyreedemerlives6926]

Did he?

[@blockedperfection9278]

Ohhh thank you thank you, I’m deaf so this helped

[@codaboggs8430]

@@blockedperfection9278 bruh there’s subtitles you stupid dumb dumb dummy

[@blockedperfection9278]

@@codaboggs8430 Nah fr? Like on god?

[@NARUTOUZUMAKI-gd8ds]

You know its bad when villain is terrified

[@Darkcroc682]

killer croc: oh, thats low

[@ghostrider3642]

Your right

[@Darkcroc682]

@@ghostrider3642 🤣🤣

[@countrycoffeecup7772]

I love how Killer Croc literally just said "boy, that's low." In the words of the Joker from _Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes,_ "did not expect that"

[@holyfamilycrusader3512]

And Croc eats people lol😂😂😂

[@domvasta]

he says that about the guy who is literally ruining his friendships and risking his life to ensure that a mutant crocodile murderer is treated humanely, receives medical and psychiatric treatment and is allowed visitors, rather than just thrown into a hole at the bottom of the ocean and forgotten about.

[@Cruddy129]

Funny how Batman makes contingency plans literally since the first day they met, yet he cant contain nor make contingency plans for the joker

[@likea8896]

Too unpredictable

[@judaihyuga]

Not for lack of trying. The Joker's as smart as him and way more unpredictable.

[@sefmashracky7334]

​@@likea8896 the joker is human knock him out that's his contingency plan

[@Juan-wt9br]

Tbh there's no limit to joker's creativity he can do like anything which cannot even be predicted

[@sefmashracky7334]

@@Juan-wt9br then outsmart him the knock him out

[@mal1362]

Batman is willing to do some real diabolical shit to his friends but not his villains lmao

[@tuheenhabiba]

Nightwing didn't betray him but his blood son did. That's why Dick is the best son and Nightwing is Batman's greatest successor

[@matthewkreps3352]

Terry Mcguiness would like a word.

[@mandarkastronomonov2962]

@@matthewkreps3352 Grayson all the way.

[@Mediados]

Damien that little shit

[@omni0414]

terry will always be the best batman successor, dick is nightwing. he doesnt want to be batman

[@OilyAnimal3]

​@@omni0414I feel like they always go back and forth with him wanting to and not wanting to maybe more. So not wanting to nowadays though I'm not sure

[@tiseril]

Batman's superpower is being the show's screenwriter.

[@soberanchorinc.3557]

🤌🤌🤌🤣🤣🤣

[@Greenbastard2409]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@Joshua_N-A]

Sounds legit

[@SiriHakuoh]

😂😂😂

[@stevemarshall3508]

i swear bro

[@RealMoai]

I swear, get that freaking utility belt and you're omnipotent.

[@verdantwraith987]

Some of his villains thought the same, then they found out it's not that easy.

[@RealMoai]

​@@verdantwraith987 cuz He's Batman

[@andreasharrilafuma2019]

Good effing luck getting your hands on that belt. Batman is a 'touch me not'!

[@manuelhernandez2017]

"How can you have everything in a utility belt!" -Krusty the Clown

[@omnivice14]

Villain: "Behold! I have Batman's utility belt and all it's...! Shark Repellent?" Batman: "Wrong utility belt."

[@almi8151]

Batmans persistence in having an off switch for everyone including himself is one of the best aspects of his character imo

[@damionlie332]

Worst**

[@NekoKiller777]

For green lantern all he needs to do is pull up his fucking Phone with a yellow wallpaper

[@carinhatube3727]

​@@damionlie332Yeah, let's forget that one time Omni Man decimated his entire team "for no reason". *And people still call Batman paranoid.*

[@robertlombardo8437]

It's gotten to be the most overused and most annoying, in my opinion. It's become a joke.

[@TheFirstCurse1]

It fits his character so well and makes him feel like he's an actual main player when it comes to Justice League stuff.

[@solaireofastora5999]

Batman's contingency plan is basically "If you exist then you're fucked"

[@ghostrider3642]

Yes

[@stevenbrown1762]

It makes you wonder if batman really joined the jla for backup or he joined to find out everyone's weaknesses first

[@reggiehigh22]

Yes

[@thefinalday5858]

He found their weakness then joined jla

[@ucbuiminh4651]

I think he's there just to make sure none of them members go rogue lol

[@kennethsatria6607]

In comics history I think it was around the time when Superman nearly killed him while under Maxwell Lord's influence. I mean your best friend nearly killing you cause he wasn't being cautious of his influence and power would probably be traumatizing enough. But then there's also that time other members brainwashed Batman to forget them labotomizing Dr Light in revenge. Oh and Diana killing Maxwell Lord to prevent him from controlling Superman, In comics Batman was absolutely angry at them both though I feel like in better writing hands he'd know she'd lost any other choice, the kicker might be that she doesn't show any regret and it might be something he fears.

[@joephillips9132]

Both

[@shreshthdogra4827]

Batman don't trust anyone except Alfred 🤣

[@Bobby-lh2sx]

Probably have a contingency plan for alfred

[@a1morrison290]

@@Bobby-lh2sx yeah cos seeing Alfred’s origin story he even seems dangerous as fuck

[@Juan-wt9br]

​@@Bobby-lh2sx nah alfred is a manipulator i can feel it in my balls

[@red_hornet56]

​@@a1morrison290 bro kicked superman 's ass 💀💀💀

[@Wheee135]

​@@Bobby-lh2sx tbh it's probably just time, so he just gotta wait it out till Alfred dies.

[@theauditor3224]

"Are you hurt" "No im horny. YES IM FUCKING HURT"

[@darthdragonborn1076]

People gonna give batman crap but the current situation in this shows he was right to have countermeasures

[@derrickbanks124]

If your name isn’t Alfred..Batman doesn’t trust you.

[@Yippeee5959]

And martha

[@toons3364]

​@@Yippeee5959 WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME !!!

[@inouskehashibira1045]

​@@toons3364 🤣

[@Yippeee5959]

@@toons3364 ᵐᵃʳᵗʰᵃ?? 🥺🥺

[@thebahamuth6457]

​@@Yippeee5959 who is martha???

[@xymos7807]

Even Darkseid was taken back by Batman's ruthlessness.

[@Thoralmir]

"An _admirable_ quality."

[@denverkenyon3203]

@@Thoralmirah you gotta say it like a rich guy or someone of status who looks down on everyone else

[@GabrielMichaelDels]

​@@denverkenyon3203 I mean, it definitely fits Darkseid's character.

[@zaybruh]

that was Killer Croc

[@ee-jm2tt]

@@zaybruh I think they’re talking about a different movie, where Darkseid was impressed with how ruthless and cold the Dark Knight was.

[@lilgohan9138]

Batman really took "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" and said "Uno reverse".

[@noorwarda8963]

Which movie is this? Can you tell me?

[@lifeindivine]

​@@noorwarda8963 Injustice 2021. Great movie.

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Batman: you really think I was paranoid I really thought it would be when you might be hacked really

[@kevenmonge1390]

Even Croc was like: damn…not even the heroes can’t catch a break from Batman

[@fishertheadore6095]

When even Killer Croc doesn't approve.

[@slimshady1778]

Batman: Tortures his own teammates This guy: Sigma edit.

[@miniaturejayhawk8702]

1. You have to show them who is boss 2. Cyborg was clearly out of line here

[@HarshalPatil-oe2is]

So sad ! Do it again

[@omarsimms4542]

​@@miniaturejayhawk8702batman not the boss of shit

[@random-qj6ih]

What did Cyborg do for Batman to put Cyborg in excrutiating pain 💀

[@random-qj6ih]

​@@omarsimms4542In the comics he beat the entire JL standing ontop of the pile of bodies of literal gods showing who's boss. He also somehow killed Plastic Man lmao thats how broken Batman is

[@Alberto_Abad]

JLA - You have a plan for us? VILLAINS - Welcome to our bat-world, babes

[@pimpking5000]

Just no plan for the escape

[@CDNBreadDogs]

That's actually the least low, he did it before he knew you at all so it's not like he betrayed you, and it makes actual logical sense to place a way to subdue everyone you meet. If Batman placed it later on once he knew Cyborg as a friend then it would be betrayal

[@greendude7650]

True and I do hate the fact Cyborg joined superman's side (obviously out of cowardly fear like the rest) he was the last person I expected to join the fake @$$ God but then again everything in that universe kinda sucks.

[@trash-heap3989]

Well, I agree with you to a point, but then he neve disabled the virus after a point at which Cyborg proved his loyalty, and that shows how zero trust Batman has even with dead steadfast allies.

[@thepanthion]

​@@trash-heap3989 Cyborg never knew about the virus. He only scanned it after Batman used it.

[@kunalkashelani585]

​@@trash-heap3989Batman's contingency is not just about trust (which in this case Cyborg broke btw), it's about the fact the there could be numerous reasons one could change sides, for example mind control!

[@ilovewritingessays2017]

Stop trying to rationalize this. If you ever tried subduing someone on the first day you meet them in a work environment you will get your ass fired. You do this in your personal life, no one will want to be with you except the mentally ill that would wind up getting attached only due to stockholm syndrome. This is not being vigilant, it's being paranoid. It might work for batman, but trust me it will not work for you.

[@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842]

Batman really puts "zero" into Zero Day Vulnerability.

[@aaravbalan160]

Never forget Batman has a contingency plan for every thing

[@adhiseaman1099]

"boy, that's low". even Croc admitting Batman's savagery. 😁

[@imakegachaclubvideos6323]

Remember that time in the comics where Batman gave robin the assignment to find the strengths, weaknesses, and how to exploit those weaknesses for each member of the teen titans?

[@pewdipdie4157]

So what did he find?

[@imakegachaclubvideos6323]

@@pewdipdie4157 It's in Batman & Robin #2. He only mentions how to take out Speedy and Aqualad before Alfred starts questioning Batman so that's all we know but here's what he says. Speedy is the easiest to take down. His power levels are the lowest but that doesn't make him the weakest. He has low self esteem and acts out to compensate which can be exploited and he can be broken easily. Aqualad is the opposite to Roy and likes to be alone and that's the pressure point Robin would hit. Seperate him from the others and water, make him think he's in control, and then turn the tides on him pun intended.

[@pewdipdie4157]

@@imakegachaclubvideos6323 thanks

[@anthonydoe4351]

No...but I remember Robin dressed up as the red hood giving the T.T members the business for 3 episodes straight.

[@heisenberg970]

@@anthonydoe4351 you mean red x?

[@vincentloydfcordova2747]

Bro took never trust anyone to a whole new level

[@db4140]

I like that croc says "boy that's low" impressed by batman savagery

[@anthonydoe4351]

When the prisoner in the room thinks you went to far...😂🤣😅

[@prisoner__24601]

Killer Croc

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

There was a time that the Joker met a red-handed compadre, when he was getting along with real good. But then the Joker separated himself from the friend, because even the Joker has lines he won't cross and being friends with a Nazi is not something that the Joker wants.

[@prisoner__24601]

@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 Red Skull

[@DamienDarkside]

Diana always is the smartest one in the group. Her buddy is screaming in pain, and she asks if he's hurt.

[@maliege3363]

bros smart asf 💀💀💀

[@carpediem9750]

😌☕ women

[@danielhaire6677]

She understands that there is a difference between the level of pain and the level of injury. You can cause pain without causing severe injury.

[@sethv5273]

@@danielhaire6677 she asked if he’s hurt not if he’s injured

[@Dark_Trap998]

Feminist Demi-God ☕

[@nabongobong9155]

When mann even our boi croc got to admit 😔😔

[@Human117BillyPlus]

Batman needs to run for president. You dont need to be a world ending threat, you just need a questionable sense of humor, and the best lawyer’s money can buy

[@Graspsyoutube]

Even the enemie knew

[@LordScrungl]

bro please learn how to spell this is just sad to look at

[@nazbmn242]

@@LordScrungl what’s so sad is that you cared this much.

[@10easilyamused]

@@nazbmn242lol he deleted his comment

[@10easilyamused]

Enemy*

[@LordScrungl]

@@10easilyamused no its still there

[@kingjayceedagreat5339]

Mans had the key to his life with one touch of a button..

[@z34rk79]

When the Villain says "That's low" says the most about this

[@nowfilspark3177]

Which movie is this?

[@okenwaayomikun]

Even the villain is like 'Boy's got some trust issues😂'

[@EXPLORERX1234]

That's hilarious how the one guy just said dang that's low 😂

[@neurohexis2819]

Killer croc i'm pretty sure, could be wrong

[@rice8940]

​@@neurohexis2819 nah u right

[@OnlyFun-xd5tl]

Croc's reaction was legit😂😂😂😂 like bruh that's low

[@Baddaby]

lmao from the thumbnail I thought that Superman had a samurai bun hair

[@cobaltprime9467]

This is the exact reason Batman has the contingency plans. He gets a lot of crap about it, but we’ve seen in this universe alone, why he has them. And he’s not excluded, his contingency is the JL.

[@ColossalReaperN7]

These are the exact reasons why Batman does these things, he always prepares for people to turn

[@AspectNoir999]

Would've thought you'd want to be the Harbinger reaper

[@ColossalReaperN7]

@@AspectNoir999 the reapers are described as being Colossal in size so

[@davideogamer8086]

but he also has such an ego he thinks it will take the entire league to stop him if he became evil. seems superpowers makes people weaker in dc.

[@ltfamily8577]

​@@davideogamer8086 I mean he has a contingency plan for all of them. Even if he does go down I am sure he will take a few of them with him. They need the league to take him down.

[@davideogamer8086]

@@ltfamily8577 let me guess his plans also never fail? ill never like batman myself for that reason, but also i dont judge if people do like him, i just dont. also i think he does have a superpower, durability, he is a regular human but the stuff he gets gets hit with would at least cripple any "human" if he is.

[@PyroGothNerd]

Even Killer Croc thought that was messed up

[@gaminggodforever7945]

Killer Croc's reaction at the end before the clip cut off had me dying

[@Rodneytheproducer1986]

When killer croc says something like that, you know, you have messed up.😂

[@patrickfahey1367]

Even croc was like "damn G thats foul"💀

[@theone1prodigy]

The funny part is they be so shocked that Batman has a contingency plan for them. I mean, come on, you got think about it, you guys are the most powerful beings on a planet that can go off the rail or be mind controlled at any point, and you expect people to not be scared of you in no way, shape or form or have some type of plan for you.

[@maximillian875]

C’mon, you have to ThInK pOsItIvE. tHaT wOuLd NEVER hApPeN tO tHeM. Exactly why they’re all idiots compared to him.

[@stalinbeballin9711]

They're just mad that the silly rich man with a mask can beat them with a press of a button

[@yourevilhalf1413]

If he really feels that way he can always work alone. Trust works both ways.

[@channeled.]

​@@yourevilhalf1413he's done it so many times

[@yourevilhalf1413]

@@channeled. Then he needs to stay gone

[@obaydahshajrawi1922]

Alfred is the backup plan if he goes the wrong path basically , he keeps plans for everything

[@LCBombat]

Gets absolutely fried. Wonder Woman: Are you hurt?

[@DogeRider985]

When villain even that low to you mean you really beyond their level 😅

[@JKSaint707]

NeuroLink users when they have an unpopular opinion

[@KRziin]

Croc was like "dang now thats what you call decisiveness"

[@LETBej]

When Batman gives you an order, you do not ignore him.

[@Maninawig]

To be fair, his no killing policy is proof that he doesn't trust himself either.

[@bobbie_nolimit5109]

That's true cause sometimes he gets carried away and if that happens, then your dead

[@huzaifausman4346]

Superman's reaction is priceless. Dude is just straight up HORRIFIED😂

[@kierancooper404]

Batman has worse trust issues than I do

[@raziathar6021]

and in the DCAMU, Damian puts a tracker on every single Teen Titans member, 30 seconds after they met, Like Father Like Son.

[@erinboateng5961]

Croc’s commentary🤣 I’m freaking done-

[@critcal]

You know it's bad when killer croc feels bad for you.

[@darkfalcon9]

🤣🤣 Killer Croc shaking his head "Boy, that's low"

[@tristar9998]

When batman gives you a chance, you take it.

[@ericdrapeau7434]

I like how Batman just has a electrocute cyborg button on his belt. Like he knew he needed on hand and readily available.

[@MaybeDHitHim]

Robin's in the back like, "damn, Pop. You ain't have to do him like that".

[@thibautisserant]

As Batman puts it, he'd be completely powerless to stop any member of the Justice League if they were to dive into unhinged violence. And that can happen for many reasons, from mind control, to grief-fueled rage, including idealism.

[@passingrando6457]

>Mind Control Ah, yes, I too remember the arc where Superman was mind-controlled into doing a porno with another JLA member who was also married to another member of the JLA.

[@dbc7476]

@@passingrando6457 What?

[@passingrando6457]

@@dbc7476 yeah, Supes and Big Barda got mind controlled by a minor servant of Darkseid once. Even better, guy sent a copy to Big Barda's husband. Even Darkseid's reaction at the time amounted to "wtf is wrong with you?".

[@chaos3088]

Batman is actually a psychopath too, he doesn't trust anyone n prepare for the worst.

[@djgemini4723]

When killer Croc, is flabbergasted....

[@killermario8458]

Is fingerblasted

[@ambush2274]

​@@killermario8458 you know who else is flabbergasted?

[@deatth5899]

​@@ambush2274your mom

[@killermario8458]

@@ambush2274 you gonna tell me or what?

[@ambush2274]

@@killermario8458 My MOM

[@sonictheporcipine]

"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." _Sniper TF2_

[@kriminellerbusfahrer5991]

*(Sniper outro song)*

[@SomeKrieger]

Batman got a gun to everyone’s head the day he meets them

[@bootleggaming365]

Out of all members of the justice league,Cyborg is definitely one that should be placed on a short lease. All it takes is one bad day and it's the Terminators or Ultron all over again. And the saddest part about it is,poor Victor wouldn't even know it's happening until it's to late. That's how advance his cybernetics are. They could even out smart him,just look at Grid for example💯

[@realjohnlove]

Lmfaaaaaaaaoooooo “you updated it the day we met” and the messed up part is Batman was right not to trust him lmao

[@genkki4776]

Facts!😂

[@joshuaarnett762]

Like, say what you will, but the man has contingencies for the JLA going rogue, LIKE THEY ACTIVELY WERE. like you literally proved why he was correct to do this.

[@kettleshades7873]

“Are you hurt?” No butch I just felt like screaming on the floor with electricity coming out of my body

[@I_LOVE_MELON]

lol

[@jasontealer2776]

🤣🤣🤣

[@colerehrig2882]

I was dying when the villain said “that’s low”

[@PJOZeus]

He may not have trusted anyone, but this timeline proves him right. Paranoia doesn't mean they're not out to get you. And they came out to get him.