Batman vs Superman (Fight) | Batman: Hush

[@kinocorner976]

*puts on brass knuckles* “I’m gonna show this farm boy how we brawl in Gotham.”

[@dwecktek]

Yea we used to call that the stinger! They uhh dont let ya use that anymore

[@dagodfather6986]

😂

[@astropunch101]

joshua ashley 🤦‍♂️

[@Ben-jl2rh]

@@dwecktek simpsons reference. Love it.

[@Ben-jl2rh]

@joshua ashley Brass knuckles are basically plate metal usually brass or a mix of copper and nickel/ any metal. ( They were originally made of brass because brass vibrates, very important when throwing a punch ) basically it is a weapon meant to increase the severity/lethality of a punch. Even if you had a weak punch brass knuckles will leave a mark, they are used mainly in street fights and it is illegal to use in competitive fights like boxing or mixed martial arts. But on the streets its legal, its just meant to protect you while giving you a better harder punch.

[@Bean-mq2rz]

“Deep down he’s a good person. Deep down... Im not.” I swear that is Batman’s best line.

[@OsahonUwagboe]

As good as that line is, I prefer the comic book version were he goes "Superman is the best at what he does" Catwoman flinches and then he goes "And I'm the best at what I do"... CLASSIC

[@bonymac23]

I totally agree

[@grandohuckabee]

Even with the kryptonite punching him is like punching concrete

[@apostolostvable]

It's a stupid line. He is a good person fundamentally. It's just wankery by jeph Loeb.

[@oOPPHOo]

@@apostolostvable Sure, but I don't know if he sees himself that way. Being surrounded by people like Supes means you can get pretty unrealistic standards for what makes a good person. Also, I believe Batman understands the fact that he, not unlike the Joker, is actually insane. No sane person deals with grief by dressing up as a bat and if you recognize your own insanity, you might show some level of insecurity about your morality too. Ultimately, he probably just means that there are certain limits he doesn't have. Throwing some like Lane off a building is not something every "traditionally" moral person would do. Certainly not Superman.

[@choosingname5983]

"It's your choice, not Ivy's" *growl* "Damn it"

[@_EzGREEN]

Medical injuries: Entire back and rib cage

[@danielscholz5831]

I mean logically they couldn't pull it but I would have loved a "Fuck" there

[@bigmanbub]

It was at this moment that he knew he stuffed up lol

[@BrianDG1001]

it's like Marvel's Iron man and Hulk Ironman: "You're smarter than her, You're Bruce Banner" Hulk: *ROAR*

[@thomasschulz2167]

It's that singular pure moment that draws you in and let's you know that Batman's plan went horribly sideways. "Damn It"

[@Gaminghj]

3:30 Batman's reaction to Superman not reacting to Lois initially is hilarious as he knows he's a goner but still has to maintain that I'm badass no matter what vibe

[@berrybearcub8237]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@Who-nm7kd]

"Dammit"

[@archivist_13]

Bro was about to gulp cartoonishly but remembered he was Batman and had to lock in

[@ayoutubechannel6045]

bro knew he was cooked but locked tf in

[@v4vndta911]

If it had been BatFleck, he would have covered his face with his arms as he awaited Supes to punch his head off.

[@ChrisDeebo]

When you think about it, Batman didn't know Superman was even going to be there, he just happened to be carrying around Kyptonite Knuckles just incase

[@inexorable3564]

prepared for the worst

[@Levixne]

Supes isn't the only kryptonion

[@Elektr0hazard]

In the original Hush comic series, Batman carries kryptonite incrusted rings in the center piece of his utility belt and that's what he hits Clark with. Also, I don't remember if Lois almost dying is the way Clark comes back or not. My Hush comics have all been in a friend's house for years now so I can't check lmao

[@guyfeeyeti375]

“You don’t come to metropolis and not be prepared for him” -Batman Hush

[@mrstevens70]

That's why he has that 'utility belt' of Wonderful Toys.🤡

[@RobinDJoker]

“Lead-lined tunnels, courtesy of Lexcorp” you gotta love how Lex can’t make anything without trying to make them Superman-proof somehow

[@finaladvance5085]

I’d say more superman resistant but otherwise I absolutely agree

[@pepesilvia2094]

@@finaladvance5085 superman-proof works just fine. he xray proofed it. it works just fine. you seem fun at parties.

[@finaladvance5085]

Pepe Silvia You know it

[@imverygerby]

Final Advance resistance and “proof” are literally the same thing ass clown.

[@imverygerby]

Mby so are bulletproof vests impenetrable or just bullet resistant? How about bulletproof glass? Cutproof gloves? Exactly ass clown

[@TheSaphireKatana]

I love how superman is always treated as a unbeatable god and batman just goes 'I can take him'

[@angelsrageunleashed5441]

Well... The Kryptonite didn't really work here

[@TheSaphireKatana]

@@angelsrageunleashed5441 neither did the plot twist🥁

[@DiggitySlice]

The amazing thing about Batman is that he knew he COULDN'T take him, yet still risked instant disintegration to stall him.

[@TheSaphireKatana]

@@DiggitySlice bruh its batman he could take him

[@doflash9210]

TheSaphire Katana3795 eh that’s kind of a tough one to say because Superman could kill everyone in the world in a second even Batman if it was a one on one fight Batman would have plans but Superman would just fly through him

[@aizentaicho82]

I like this portrayal of Superman. They got it right for once. Even after all she did to him, he worries about unnecessarily hurting Ivy. He's a good guy no matter what. I wish the DC movies understood that part. Yes he is incredibly powerful, but thats not what makes him Superman.

[@KAR5AVATARGT]

They got it right in man of steel just say you dont know the character

[@aizentaicho82]

@@KAR5AVATARGT or you can just say you dont know the character

[@aaronmann6294]

@@KAR5AVATARGTlmao the fuck? Got it right in MOS??? Pa Kent and Clark mutually deciding the let him die to tornado is the opposite of both characters 🤡

[@KAR5AVATARGT]

@@aizentaicho82 no just say you dont know the character

[@KAR5AVATARGT]

@@aaronmann6294 he not really he said that the world wasn't ready he was right

[@pdstunnerz]

Batman's "damn." had so much "Guess ill die then" energy lol

[@guywglasses3910]

This comment actually made me laugh out loud xD

[@tomoyukisaito5275]

Yeah it really does help to show you that Even with how smart Batman is even he is just winging this shit when it happens

[@liltaco4119]

He's probably a little bit suicidal maybe

[@user-dx3jg6er1m]

@@liltaco4119 self-destructive tendencies probably

[@JohnSmith-tx4od]

"Do you think he plans it all out or just makes it up as he goes along?"

[@aryanchhugani5147]

This Batman is damn realistic Catwoman: do u have a plan? Batman: yes run.

[@diorgaloreee9938]

Darth Pancake Studios superman wouldn’t have killed them and batman exploits that which is why he will always beat superman in a fight

[@rigo_ad9317]

diorgaloreee wdym he will always beat Superman in a fight. Doesn’t matter if batman exploits him or not, Superman could still flick him, throw him, smack him, all before batman could react or blink, or do whatever. If you could all of the times that they have fought in comics, Superman has won most of them. People only think batman wins because he one in their most popular bouts. Such as TDKR, Tower of Babel (he didn’t even win here, but I’ll give him the edge).

[@EmoPeter2000]

@@diorgaloreee9938 He has rarely ever won the fights he has had with Clark in the comics.

[@zalizoo0402]

So basically Joseph Joestar’s plans haha

[@chronic5480]

diorgaloreee Bruh, you is flat out incorrect.

[@julessompayrac2117]

"Deep down he's a good person. Deep down I'm not" brutal

[@voices4dayz469]

He is... *BADMAN!* -intense cackling-

[@thearyaputra]

@@voices4dayz469 get out. There's the door. 👉🏻 🚪

[@lukehart7225]

Those words are deep!

[@mesirionyeemmanuel2842]

Very brutal

[@bunnyhops477]

Unlike cough Omni man

[@WebbedManiac]

"Seems my kryptonite kisses need a little touch-up" I love how the villains can't mind control Superman without Kryptonite, yet Kryptonite is also the substance which actively makes him weaker. Yes, you get a mind-controlled Superman, but he's also not operating at 100% since the the Kryptonite on his lips is actively weakening him.

[@slurp3194]

This portrayal of kryptonite is do weak. Typically if those were actually brass knuckle kryptonnight superman would not be flying. Nore would he have super strength. In other shows just a ounce of kryptonknight hurts superman

[@Uknowjusticemill]

@@slurp3194 Superman doesn't lose all durability when near kryptonite in the comics it just makes him weaker and makes his body react similar to being poisoned with toxins his body shuts down but its not weak, he can still tank punches from some human even in his weakened state because Krptonians on their world were still dozens of times stronger than earths humans.

[@Fireball006]

@@slurp3194 This is just a total guess but at the end of the clip Batman says the lipstick was synthetic Kryptonite so it could have a weaker effect than real Kryptonite. Also Batman immediately recognized it as synthetic so it is possible that he used that as well like in the brass knuckles. Though I don't doubt that Batman has real Kryptonite but it's not like he wants to actually kill Superman.

[@slurp3194]

@@Fireball006 good analysis well done makes alot of sense

[@narrowmax7382]

@@slurp3194 yea... you need to read other superman media other then just the movies or animated shows. In the comics he isnt completely imobalized by an ounce of kryptonite. He would just get weakened progressively. Now in current comics base superman is basially completely immune to kryptonite.

[@levi1844]

I love how badass and realistic Batman is in the situation against Superman. He knows he has no chance in actual fight against Supes, but utilizes he strategic prowess to try to snap Supes out of his trance.

[@coreyjones46]

Levi if Batman wanted to he can hurt Superman real badly he always thinks a step ahead then anyone else

[@gibbs615]

@@coreyjones46 Not if he DIDN'T have those kryptonite gadgets ya know

[@ragnarokyy5445]

@@coreyjones46 superman could kill batman even with kriptonite bro, stop veing a fanboy

[@JustKrin]

This is how an actual Batman vs Superman battle should go, no matter how prepared Bats is, a second off and he's dead. He knows that 99% of the time Sups would win.

[@Tu-Li-Oh]

@@ragnarokyy5445 Though evading those punches from Superman is quite a feat on it's own

[@delhidevilz]

Superman sees good in ppl & believes they can improve, Batman sees the worst in them & knows what bad they can do. It's different perspective but same goal.

[@elcobra98]

And yet, Superman will reccur to killing if someone's out of control, unlike Batman. Kinda ironic.

[@kiwiluiz]

@Shaun Fleming I dont think so. Im pretty sure the not killing people thing is batman. So maybe one or two versions of him kill. Though superman...

[@dimensions638]

Hes talking about the canon versions in animation . But truth be told superman and batman both see the good in people . Batman sees it and doesnt wanna risk it . Superman sees it and doesnt wanna risk not risking it .

[@dakotatrue12]

Shaun Fleming that doesn’t count at all, the entire dark multiverse is meant to be bad, it was created that way, so of course there’s gonna be a killing Batman.

[@kgunitkeese17]

Fine- I''ll do it myself He may see the worst in them and knows what they can do but he’s just like Superman’s optimism. He wants them to be better as well and believes they can also improve. They may be almost opposites in beliefs but they both share the same goal.

[@am_i_blue]

"Do you have a plan" -"Yes run" Batman is savage even when he's running away

[@darthtenebrous965]

Batman never runs away he’s just strategically withdrawing.

[@am_i_blue]

@@darthtenebrous965 it's like i am not consuming table salt,i am consuming sodium chloride 😂😂

[@calvinmcnair9553]

The joestar technique

[@HuggyBuddyOwO]

Is THAT A MOTHERFUXKING JOJO REFRENCE?

[@say-ef]

I'm fast as fugk boiii

[@ojosamson2944]

"Deep down he's a good person, deep down I am not" This has to be one of the best lines ever

[@TheOneWhoRemains99999]

Congrats on 200 likes 👍

[@zxKAOS1]

1:52

[@VenEm]

Not really, I've always hated that line. It's edgy and not even true. Batman is a good person.

[@meisterigi007]

​@@VenEm he tries to be good... to do good... but he knows what his true nature is...

[@jderrickson4597]

​@@meisterigi007"It's not who we are underneath, but *what we do* that defines us..."

[@jasonandrews1770]

4:01 I love that lois doesnt even get mad when she sees the green lipstick because she knows superman would never cheat. Such a healthy relationship

[@swagmaster699]

I think "pure" would be a better word for it

[@jasonandrews1770]

@@swagmaster699 that fits too

[@Alpha-Scythe23]

Don’t Superman and Wonder Woman kiss and hookup? And go on dates.

[@swagmaster699]

@@Alpha-Scythe23 in this continuity, supes and diana already hooked up and broke up by now

[@jasonandrews1770]

@@Alpha-Scythe23 in this animated universe yes. When the league first formed they dated for a short time before they broke up and clark met lois

[@JudgeBane]

I remember in the comic Catwoman didn't deliberately throw Lois off the building, Lois struggled and slipped off by accident. Catwoman just pitching her off the roof is a lot funnier.

[@142doddy]

But the last resort is for Catwoman to throw her. Batman even says "if this doesn't work Selina can catch her"

[@adambrown6669]

@@142doddy I'm not sure Selina is catching her though, there is no way she's gonna fall fast enough to catch Lois before she hits the ground, and even if she caught her with her whip or something, the sudden stop would also kill her.

[@A.i.r_K]

@@adambrown6669 that whip is like 2 meter long at best, that ain't catching no one, let alone a falling one

[@notvex3987]

@@A.i.r_K even if that whip was long enough and caught her, mf would've Gwen stacied that bitch 💀

[@colamity_5000]

@@adambrown6669 comic book logic tho, falls take as long as they need to for the hero to catch the person and by orienting their body properly the hero can fall at 10x the speed of civilians

[@gallaros9]

I absolutely love the near bottomless faith Batman has in Superman

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

It's not "bottomless" as he still has contingency plans against him and he it's not "faith", it's trust as it's all within reason of what he KNOWS superman to be as a person.

[@gallaros9]

@@Gadget-Walkmen thanks

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@gallaros9 uh huh.

[@gamester512]

They're best friends. Even if Bruce isn't one to openly admit it all that easily, they have a great deal of mutual trust and respect for each other. Just look at their relationship prior to Injustice kicking off, when a pregnant Lois goes missing, the one person a frantic and panicking Clark immediately goes to for help is Bruce, who immediately gives it and calls in whatever Justice League backup is available at the same time. Clark turns to Bruce for help over anyone else, including Diana, J'onn, Barry, etc. And Bruce in turn is willing to immediately call in the entire Justice League purely because Lois is missing, and The Joker is the one who has her. Plus there's his exchange with Supergirl in Injustice 2 after Clark is seemingly killed by Brainiac: *Bruce:* "I'm going to miss him too." *Kara:* "Do you really mean that?" *Bruce:* "We were friends once. I trusted him with my life. But then The Joker got to him. I lost my friend, Clark. I've missed him ever since." And there's also the "Death of Superman" plot in Justice League where Superman is seemingly killed by Toyman, and Bruce is the only one who refuses to believe that Clark is actually dead (and Bruce is *right* to boot).

[@jay_2cold765]

@@Gadget-Walkmenjust completely ignored the word “near” huh?

[@grapplesauce9939]

Superman asks if knocking Ivy out was necessary as if they aren’t pissed that they had to fight the strongest thing on the planet because of her.

[@gmailquinn]

😏YES🙂

[@LordChromeGaming]

And as if he himself doesn't KO people lol

[@Losrandir]

I thought he was still talking about dropping Lois

[@themandalorian5061]

Yeah facts Batman is insanely strong

[@teleportedbreadfor3days]

My best guess is that standing in front of somebody is enough, in Superman’s eyes.

[@badfoody]

"When outmatched. Cheat." -Batman

[@bbrules8646]

I love that line and the TV show it was from

[@strandedshooter9686]

You say cheat, Batman says preparation.

[@C23-n5c]

This is the literal superman. I think anyone would have to cheat😂

[@oakleave]

Superman, litterally a god with no weakness except 1. Batman, just a man but with two glowy green bois.

[@bbrules8646]

@@oakleave Actually he has two weaknesses: kryptonite and magic

[@jacobali183]

Alfred - How were you so sure he would save her? Batman - Faith Alfred Faith.

[@londomollari1082]

Actually throwing Lois from the rooftop was improvised by Catwoman.

[@raimundoj888]

faith is belief based on an absence of data

[@_V.Va_]

@@raimundoj888 r/atheism

[@frederikl.1642]

@@raimundoj888 Not complete abscense, though. That would simply be a shot in the dark.

[@Gabriel-ex4cf]

"BECAUSE IM BATMAN!"

[@kenjiro8629]

I love how when brainwashed or turned evil, Superman is an unstoppable force of nature. But when he's on the good side, villains just casually run him down like he's some sort of plastic.

[@Coolkid99880]

I mean you too would hold back if you fought in a highly populated city when you have the power to level it in minutes.

[@joeda900]

Mostly because Superman holds back like A LOT

[@Hotarg]

"That man won't quit as long as he can still draw a breath. None of my teammates will. Me? I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am." *Proceeds to punch Darkseid so hard he flies through half a dozen buildings*

[@Devonlui]

Superman holds back, horrifically. It's like Mike Tyson hitting you with his pinkie

[@UndeadPasta]

That's his whole point. He is so genuinely good that he really can't risk using his full powers as not to kill anyone. Also Superman is regularly distracted by innocents in danger and so many villains use it against him. Evil Superman just doesn't care

[@horusanubisra8096]

Batman: starts talking about how a good person Superman is Also Batman: puts on spikey kryptonite knuckles

[@Imam_Gueri_Sport]

😂😂😂😂

[@kakihustle55]

Well to be fair, deep down...batman's not

[@horusanubisra8096]

@@kakihustle55 hahahaha

[@wadewillson9220]

Batman "I don't kill" Also Batman "LOL throw Lois off a 100 stories and hope Superman catches her XD"

[@CJsAwesomeWorld]

@@wadewillson9220 Well, Cat Woman threw her off, and it was hitting the ground that would kill her. So Bat Man didn't kill her, gravity did. XD

[@BohdanMorzhuk-j1h]

Batman: Yes, run. didn't know that Batman knows secret technique, that Joestar family was using...

[@yigitbulucu4372]

Nigerundayooo

[@parzival4960]

@@yigitbulucu4372 Smokeeeey

[@jimbottinajero6614]

Hear me out boys

[@jimbottinajero6614]

Batman is a Dio Brando look. The joker is his main enemy but take out k and r you get joe. Joe is a major part in joestar. The main enemy of the Joestars is Dio Brando. Coincidence I think not!

[@jerrye6966]

Niccccce

[@joshdunne8792]

1:50 "If he wanted we'd be dead already, deep down he's a good person and deep down I'm not" and that's why he's the god damn BATMAN

[@Crichjo32]

And that's why we love him.

[@geekyvors2837]

Thank god they weren't fighting against someone like homelander lmao

[@kaanaras2272]

I didn't know Red Eyes Black Dragon can talk.. Hello Red Eyes, you're cooler than Blue Eyes by the way.

[@WILLNOTCOMPLY72]

God damn right

[@joshdunne8792]

@@kaanaras2272 Appreciate it😂

[@Dagothownsneravar]

The simultaneous yes is why i love DC. The dynamic and occasional friendship between heroes and villains. The heartwarming moments in the comics and animated movies

[@eater_of_garbage_]

meanwhile marvel is "ERm! He's right behind me!"

[@pulpinmyoj3034]

I like how batman carries around 2 rebreathers at all times incase he has to save someone from drowing. Just shows how prepared he is for any possible situation.

[@laststand6420]

He probably carries a tactical nuke in his belt, just in case

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

Not to mention Kryptonite knuckles lmao

[@RaxusXeronos]

@@Ismael-kc3ry he mentions to Alfred to pack 'The Jewels' before he heads to Metropolis in an earlier scene apparently. So he didn't just have the kryptonite knuckles on him. He specifically prepared before arriving on Supes' home turf. Just in case.

[@iRazenrak]

He has the Rebreathers because in Knightfall, which takes place before Hush I think, Gotham's mayor almost drowns and Batman has to tie his cape around the mayor's head to save him. He almost collapses from the pain as he fights rushing water and drags the mayor to safety.

[@sillyking1991]

@@iRazenrak because batman learns from his mistakes

[@Scottyjscizzle]

"I had faith you'd save her" everyone is stuck on the "deep down he's good, deep down I'm not" and not the fact Bruce has such faith in his friend he had a woman tossed from a building knowing he's save her.

[@blakeswanson1322]

Scott Jenkins in the comics it actually wasn’t apart of his plan to actually throw her off

[@joaquimgianini1234]

@@blakeswanson1322 Not even in the movie itself, in a later scene he confronts Catwoman about it since Batman is probably the most obsessed person with the idea of "not killing anybody" even more so than Superman

[@joaquimgianini1234]

Nah, later in the movie it's shown that that was Catwoman's idea

[@damiananguiano1028]

Well Batman always plans things out and improvises. Knowledge is power. Either way get to know the character. Cuz u obviously don't.

[@YuLum]

I can see the injustice storyline going to be happening

[@4coolkidz91]

Imagine if Superman didn’t snapped out of it. Loius just goes Splat and Injustice Starts.

[@nigblack552]

More fun lol

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

[ Superman will remember that ]

[@jmzbondm]

Oh damn! Then Batman and Catwoman die instantly there.

[@jacobjackson2275]

Joker: Is somebody taking my place???

[@iBeatBoxz8]

Then Superman wouldn’t care

[@haljordan8724]

I like how Batman just happens to have kryptonite knuckles in his utility belt. Always prepared, even for a fight against Superman.

[@christiandoyle578]

It's canon that he always carries some form of kryptonite when in Metropolis.

[@gamester512]

Always prepared, yes. But he's always hoping and praying that he doesn't ever *need* them.

[@MateoPep]

In the actual Hush Graphic Novel, it's a Kryptonite Ring he keeps in his Utility Belt. Superman gave it to him in case he ever lost control.

[@WhoBeBree]

Superman: *Is an indestructible being* Batman: "bet"

[@jamesgreen9712]

Doomsday: *"bet"*

[@lkvideos7181]

@@jamesgreen9712 Superman: "Wanna get ripped in half again ?"

[@jamesgreen9712]

@@lkvideos7181 I am not getting the reference here

[@lkvideos7181]

@@jamesgreen9712 Superman literaly ripped Doomsday in half with his bare hands, when they first fought, in the New 52. That was quite OP.

[@jamesgreen9712]

@@lkvideos7181 eeeeh, quite boring if you ask me, I mean, Doomsday used to be one of a couple of creatures who were just as strong as supes if not stronger and actually killed him, so thats a bit disappointing, not gonna lie

[@alphabryan4703]

the contingency plan if superman is ever mind controlled is to push lois off of a skyscraper I can't get over that 😂

[@Naruku2121]

I mean...you can't argue with results.

[@SillyLittleMe]

If that's the case then that's a bad plan to start Injustice

[@jflanagan9696]

MASTER STRATEGIST

[@Huanchee]

Sometimes improvisation gives the best results.

[@kalen2465]

How did Superman become a mind controlled zombie anyway? I though he couldn't be mind controlled except by powerful magic .?

[@murtiigulgen]

2:54 The reason why Superman is so shocked to hear Batman lie is that he could hear Batman’s heartbeat and figure out if he was lying or not but Batman is a pro that he makes his heartbeat differently

[@jaewol359]

Literally just built different

[@VimyGlide]

simply a difference in skill level

[@ode175.]

@Gavin The Nobel Assassin Idk about that but hed probably be able to resist the "burning torture" it inflicts

[@HokutoAnsatsuken]

@Gavin The Nobel Assassin This reminds me of the time when Trinity were holding the lasso and WW told everyone to reveal their true identity: WW: Diana. Princess of Thermascira. Superman: Clark Kent. Kal-El of Krypton. Batman: I'm Batman. ROFL!!!

[@ivanb88]

@@HokutoAnsatsuken That's because in reality, Batman considers himself as the real one and Bruce Wayne to be the alter ego, instead of the other way like everyone else.

[@Veckoza]

"Deep down, he's a good person. And deep down... I'm not." Batman cold af.

[@Senior_Pineapple]

Any line of dialogue: *exists* Comment section: *repeat*

[@punk5585]

You mean *Comment section: turns it into an unfunny jojo reference because they only watched part 4 and 5*

[@Senior_Pineapple]

@@punk5585 either?

[@punk5585]

@@Senior_Pineapple yeah, it's pretty stupid how people make unfunny memes in comments

[@Senior_Pineapple]

@@aspecificafricanyamdish5271 its everywhere, go to any video and you'll find it

[@guidomonto3742]

@@aspecificafricanyamdish5271 it’s literally like this on every video on KZbin

[@redt3788]

I just like it when Catwoman says "he made me do it" and points right at Batman

[@ravenwraith1017]

@Gavin The Nobel Assassin I have deluxe editions of both Dark Knights Metal and Dark Knights Death Metal. After those, nothing in DC is scarier than Batman.

[@puppetmaster8551]

@@ravenwraith1017 the dark knights metal soundtrack is sick, Jerry Cantrell and Brann Dailor are GOATED

[@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.]

Catwoman's just a woman, and women have no sense of accountability. It's _always_ a man's fault; never theirs...even if _they're_ always right.

[@lucaslie8311]

@@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.aight Andrew Tate it’s a comical fiction relax

[@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.]

@Lucas Ließ I can't begin to imagine how purposeless and effeminate you must be, how pathetic and emasculated your friends are, for the slightest bit of strength in another man to sound like the ravings of a filthy Romanian gangster. What's it like being raised to become a daughter by a schlüt single mom for whom all men with a sense of self-worth are "evil" or "toxic"? You sound European so, I guess I shouldn't be surprised; any real man in your family got mowed down by my ancestors like grass in a field. My apologies, little girl.

[@NoJusticeNoPeace]

Fearlessly going toe to toe with one of the most dangerous and powerful entities in the multiverse? That just shows you how brave Superman is.

[@jimmylobe9669]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

lmao

[@loadedchanneltv9481]

I see what you did there😂

[@LaidBack--]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BeastXIS]

For real. Even though the entity is mostly toying around with Supes, this is no joke as a feat.

[@quantumcringe6441]

I love how Ivy’s reaction to Batman returning is basically just “Ah he’s back oh well Superman will-“ And then she sees him floating next to Batman meaning that in a fight between a Bloodlusted Superman and Batman…… BATMAN STILL OUTPLAYED HIM. Causing her to vocalize the only thought her brain likely had at the moment “SHIT”

[@insertnamehere2746]

Batman did not outplay Supes, Supes merely spared Batman and proceeded to dp the right thing. Supes would fucking kill Batman or anyone else for that matter in a microsecond if he wanted to

[@zufaredris1659]

Superman was fighting ivy's control the entire time

[@WebbedManiac]

I love that Batman fanboys can't understand that Superman was NEVER bloodlusted in the fight even when their hero spells it out that "If he wanted we'd be dead already"

[@Rose_Bride]

​@@WebbedManiac_THIS!_

[@Im_Anthonyy]

​@@WebbedManiacwhy all the supesfanboys fly over the fact that a spike of kryptonite didnt take off superman powers and ripped his body apart just for the show to continue, i know is hard to accept that a human can outclass your perfrct boy with intelligence but bro, dont cry that hard

[@typoking]

Superman: "Was that really necessary?" Both: Yes."

[@Lil_Kelly]

TheTriforceKid yeah I heard it I’m not deaf

[@advait35]

@@Lil_Kelly OH WOW YOU HAVE EARS! But clearly not a brain to understand references.

[@Lil_Kelly]

Advait Maindalkar stfu ofc I understand it. Is just why he gotta bring it up tho like what so funny about that woah he copied some dialogue. You have no sense of humor u stupid little garbage person

[@nanoatic]

i think we all said yes at the same time.

[@ontarga385]

@@Lil_Kelly ok elitist

[@theblazer3665]

I love how even though Superman is mindcontrolled, he still barely has a conscious not to kill

[@bluefiremarkii]

Superman wants to protect the innocent so badly he doesn't kill people unless he absolutely has to, or its just monsters. Meanwhile. Snyder: you're crazy, batman and superman kill people cuz they're edgy lol

[@chacharealsmooth941]

@@bluefiremarkii superman does not intently kill people in snyderverse except zod.

[@bluefiremarkii]

@@chacharealsmooth941 he was ready to zap luthor instantly too though? You also can't tell me the guy he rammed through a brick wall isn't dead

[@awormwithbraids5439]

@@chacharealsmooth941 pretty sure he started screaming after that cuz he didn’t mean to

[@excaliburb7721]

@@bluefiremarkii Lex was about to kill Superman's Mother. Anyone would get pissed if his mother died.

[@Psiberzerker]

"Deep down, he's a good person, and deep down. I'm not."

[@sonofkrypton9912]

joshua ashley She’s an infamous villain who got exposed to poison ivy that gave her her powers Both to manipulate nature and people as well

[@sonofkrypton9912]

Psiberzerker Total badass line hehe 😁

[@kahntrast]

@@sonofkrypton9912 Did the poison ivy activate her meta gene? I thought she was a meta human.

[@gibbs615]

See he admitted it😒

[@chukyuniqul]

Except gloomy as he is, he's a paragon. It just goes to show what high standards he has for himself that despite all he does he still doesn't think he's good when he really, truly is. Batman's morals should be his own, to quote red from osp:"if you can't picture your batman comforting a child then you didn't write batman, you wrote the punisher in a silly costume and with a no-kill rule". Yes, I may be paraphrasing.

[@iliya1756]

01:53 " Deep Down He Is A Good Person And Deep Down Im Not " Cold asf mannnnnnn 💀💀

[@rileydavidson180]

I love how Batman doesn't hesitate to mention that Superman could absolutely curbstomp them

[@Moniker08]

Batman beat him tho...

[@chideraegwu8111]

@@Moniker08 no he didn’t

[@Moniker08]

@@chideraegwu8111 Yes,BATMAN *Beat* Superman.

[@chideraegwu8111]

@@Moniker08 he almost got choked out wym 😭😭😭

[@Moniker08]

@@chideraegwu8111 But he didn't,And he whooped supes's ass.

[@gavinoramirez9892]

Batman: "it's your choice not Ivy's" Superman: *grunts* Batman: "damn it"

[@b1ackspid3r43]

joshua ashley I know Batman could He would use his anti-infinite gauntlet spray

[@bbrules8646]

joshua ashley Superman has the better chance

[@R4VEN77]

Batman beating Thanos :D haha good joke with pis/horrible writing, yea sure ....BaTmAn HaS a PlAn FoR EvErYtHiNg... what a bullshit

[@mikebaranello421]

@@R4VEN77 you wanna talk bad writing. Let's talk about marvel's continuity and them ripping of off half of DC characters

[@DefinitelyNotFort]

COVID-19 holy shit shut up corona. Why have you come to ruin our lives. We didn’t do that much. Can you tell us the cure

[@stlchucko]

Everyone quoting the “Deep down he’s good” line, completely ignoring Catwoman’s “He made me do it”.

[@savagelogic8674]

@joshua ashley Is that really a question, WW stomps

[@savagelogic8674]

@Asura Mantra He’s too used to outside media having Batman characters cuck everyone, even when in comics they usually stand no chance against characters like Clark and Diana.

[@nerdking1019]

@Asura Mantra Reminder Batman could not find a weakness for Wonder Woman. His plan is basically give her a heart attack with VR tech

[@diego4371]

Oh come on seriously, you forgetting about Superman's "hmmm" Boy Scout giving Batman his own medicine🤣

[@Superfalcon-rf7og]

@DIO Brando what? Seriously? I didnt know that. Thats kinda lame

[@Donk_038]

I love how as Catwoman was falling she got into "the catch me position" she was confident he was going to catch her.

[@user-tp5bu5gh6m]

Superman: was that really necessary? Batman And Cat woman: *yes*

[@w.a.pweaponizedassaultpeng7141]

That is my favorite part

[@djmainexe]

Lol

[@FreedomDefender07]

Yep, and a man couldn't deliver the appropriate punishment in this case. Perfectly executed by Catwoman. XD

[@Ownlight11111]

Goku how are you?!

[@vjan.1939]

No but actually yes 😂😂😂

[@KyleWallPuncher]

I love how Batman fights here, he knows he’s unable to overpower Clark so he uses psychological warfare to give him an edge. Every time Superman gains the upper hand Batman gets in his mind a little bit more.

[@veneficus7430]

Though keep in mind several times it is pretty clear sups is also fighting Ivy's mind control. A la bat's lying, supes super senses allowing him to know if someone is lying or not, but here he doesn't even question it. Bat's was giving him enough of an excuse to fight Ivy. Let alone supes litterally could have thrown batman hard enough to insta kill him, but doesn't.

[@TheGtrigger]

​@@veneficus7430 superman can't tell if Batman is lying, yes he has that ability but Batman has the ability to control how what he says is perceived as truth or lie thats why it works and why he also had to tell him he lied to further mess with him because even with his senses he believed him, batman has even done it to mind readers.

[@youngw1ze]

He was using misdirection to keep supes off balance

[@andresaguilarcampoy631]

@@veneficus7430think about it like a lie detector. Batman can definetly fool it.

[@drewsvids8542]

Well he's batman for a reason

[@bgt2848]

S-“So Bruce you didn’t know I was going to be here… But you had kryptonite spiked brass knuckles? Just On you” B- “I’m prepared for every contingency always“ S-“Yeah but… It seems you are constantly… Almost eagerly Prepared... as if you borderline are just waiting for opportunities to show that you can hurt me....like daily..”

[@mehboob9101]

B : well You Do Bleed.

[@tereliye24]

Becoz He's Batman...

[@talonapex9775]

S: why do you have kryptonite knuckles, just casually on you? B: BECAUSE IM BATMAN

[@skyslasher2297]

B GT to be fair he was going to Metropolis to find Ivy he probably prepared for something like this

[@pepesilvia2094]

he told alfred to pack the jewelry for a reason. he knew people were being controlled by ive and batman has a plan for everything. its not that difficult to figure out using context clues. i swear like more than half of the people who comment on youtube never learned what context clues are.

[@Kuromueina.]

Look at that speed Batman have at 2:36 he dodging superfast punch from Superman , Peak Human Psychality right there

[@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208]

he was weakened by kryptonite, that punch was at normal speed

[@Divinitys-course_1691]

​@@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208nah it was a little faster and harder than normal speed. It moved the water because of the force.

[@unnirajac8617]

Batman is as strong as the story/situation wants him to be. It's really dumb 😂

[@indianajones575]

Superman: “Was that really necessary?” Batman and Catwoman: “yes” 😂

[@rejvexplx449]

from this you can be sure they would be a good couple.

[@castleunderthesea]

Ivy brainwashed him and he still asked if it was necessary that Ivy was treated that way. Superman is really the ultimate big blue boy scout.

[@thestranger954]

To be fair, if someone sicked Superman on me I'd be pretty miffed.

[@Closdabest123]

Absolutely necessary, if I had Superman sicked on me wat catwoman did is completely necessary

[@calebcalhoun9847]

Batman, catwoman, and half of us

[@Ninji5]

I love how Ivy says “shit” and just bolts.

[@ioneiroi8350]

FELLOW HUMAN yeah lmao I was looking for this comment

[@hunterorhunted6243]

She went nigerundayo

[@hulkgames2746]

I really wish she slammed into Superman

[@trevhart2124]

Plants aint gonna do shit to Superman And I doubt she has enough kryptonite to get the job done

[@shockwave1539]

Well, wouldn't you

[@offtheMarcKate]

"Deep down he's a good person and deep down...I'm not"

[@gibbs615]

So he admits it😕

[@offtheMarcKate]

@@gibbs615 "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" Fighting Crime and dealing with all those psychos takes a toll. The movie BvS did a good job of portraying Batman, worn from all the years of fighting especially after the brutal death of Robin.

[@gibbs615]

@@offtheMarcKate In the DCAU and the NEW 52 DCAMU so far Batman's always been a selfish arrogant dick who's never been too much of a team player, always sees things from a dark point of view, manipulates others into doing what HE wants and never feeling guilt or learns for his mistakes. See he needs to open up more and be a little NICER like he used to be back in the old days

[@ryanmadej6694]

@@gibbs615 it's the dialogue from the comic of same name pre new 52

[@gibbs615]

@@ryanmadej6694 Do you even know what I'm saying here?!

[@BootlegPragyan]

the fact that batman a normal human being without any superpowers had the balls to fight an indestructible alien with godlike powers is just so badass . Thats why hes my 2nd fav superhero

[@TheBatman667]

Who's your 1st? Just curious

[@Ezekiel_unabor]

It unrealistic

[@Duality2222-2]

Superman: *looks at Catwoman the wrong way* Catwoman: *snitches* he made me do it

[@jackcraven8345]

She ain’t loyal

[@Duality2222-2]

@@jackcraven8345 and you would if you had to worry about Superman beating your butt

[@AzguardMike]

@@Duality2222-2 "Deep down, Superman is a good person" SO yeah he wouldnt do jack. Probably give her a polite talking to "excuse me, young lady but you threw her off a building blah blah blah health and safety blah blah blah" where as if Zatanna was thrown off the roof, Batman would give the Batgirl and Catwoman would loose one of her lives and probably need to change her catsuit, change address and spend the next two weeks looking under her bed for the big, bad bat.

[@faoneill]

Jack Craven its not like she would lie saying it was her idea. Otherwise she would have this happening to her kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIfEaX6PnKuigtU

[@dewaunwarren1]

You can't lie you would have done the same thing.

[@Gacho39]

Ya know if ivy was in the real world as it is today she wouldnt need her pheromones, people would just simp over her anyway

[@triplemoyagames4195]

fr

[@Gitsenberg]

@@triplemoyagames4195 Yes.

[@wwiggle7906]

Or she could just go to Australia, where there's a tree that kills you on contact

[@guyfieri148]

@@wwiggle7906 you talking the gympi gympi?

[@wwiggle7906]

@@guyfieri148 actually I was thinking of the hippomane mancinella but I just looked it up and apparently it's in North America, not Australia ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@TheAliAzhar]

Superman in BvS: "If I wanted it you'd be dead already". Batman in Hush: "If he wanted we'd we dead already".

[@Raven7400]

Yup.

[@f521_editzz6]

Yes

[@KangarooMonkey]

Yeah

[@eclipsethefox4397]

Coincidence? Maybe

[@KangarooMonkey]

@@eclipsethefox4397 probably, but it’s a cool parallel.

[@KingMuncheez]

Love when Batman gets supes to take his eyes off him, body blow, straight jab, knew the wild swing from Kansas was coming as a reaction, pre-emptively ducked a super speed jab n followed up with a upper cut immediately and stayed on him as best he could. But ultimately it showed that in the wrong circumstances, and Batman acknowledged when his trump card didn’t work the first time n went “damn” he doesn’t pretend that Clark will not absolutely END him.

[@guimon78]

So, you guys remember how everyone was pissed that batman made plans to neutralise all of them behind their backs? Yeah...

[@ALJ9000]

Exactly. This is why you have contingencies.

[@jacobjackson2275]

This shit could happen and they still get pissed about them

[@xrstevenson]

Different continuity pal. Jesus Christ, love it when people take all animated shows and movies and act like they're all from the same continuity. Not everyone is against Batman having contingencies. Hell, Superman is the one that gave Batman the fucking kryptonite in most iterations.

[@guimon78]

@@xrstevenson I know they're different continuities pal, and I know that Superman is the one that willingly gave Batman the kryptonite, but I'm just saying they'd probably react similarly if, in this continuity, Batman's contingencies were found and used. That was just an example to prove a point, that while the members of the league don't like the contingencies, this kind of stuff makes them a necessity.

[@Foehammer157]

In the comic Green Lantern, Flash, and the Martian Manhunter voted against expulsion as they knew Batman had a point. Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and Plastic Man voted for Batman's expulsion from the League. Superman was the tiebreaker, but Batman left before hearing his decision because he knew which way Clark was going to vote. At least GL, Flash, and MM realized it's good to have contingencies.

[@XBLGR]

Catwoman almost caused some of DC's darkest timelines without even knowing it

[@GenocidalFox]

Injustice

[@XBLGR]

@@GenocidalFox and it would have genuinely been Batman's fault this time

[@jazi150]

I really can't tell if it could happen or not. The reason why that happen is because Joker killed half Metropolis, and mind controlled him to confusing Lois with Doomsday, causing him to kill Lois and the unborn son of Superman. *So why the Injustice event could never happen?* The rage and problematic of Superman detonated because of this 3 big important deaths and that he knew that if he killed Joker since the beginning, a lot of lives could been saved, that and the fact that not killing Joker and other criminals caused more problems to humanity than saving them, but he always controlled himself. Sooo Lois+Unborn Child+Metropolis+BOMB+Joker+Other criminals=INJUSTICE Here, only Lois will be killed, but Superman will not make an Injustice universe, because he is just a little bit fresh, with a lot of peace in his mind, I even think that this Superman never met the Joker before, so in this case, he will only hate forever Batman and Catwoman.

[@JahonCross]

@@GenocidalFox who?

[@laufili9430]

😭😭😭yo you got me dead Kahs you mad right 💀

[@invincible69420]

“Deep down he’s a good person. Deep down... Im not.” One of the most badass lines in history

[@geocentrist6567]

Next level 🫡

[@thedarklightskin]

That line is more sad than anything

[@koonehkun6404]

That's why he has a no-kill code. He knows once he kills, he won't be able to stop.

[@eclipses3131]

It makes no damn sense. Like a lot of the newer DC animated movies are just stupid because they don’t even know their characters. The real Batman has a heart.

[@seanmckeown5958]

“But it’s Superman.” “Yes… and if he wanted, we’d be dead already.” That line implicitly displays so much of both Bat’s and Supe’s character

[@massarcana5830]

That line was used in Batman Vs Superman movie

[@TalkingAboutGames]

"But this is Superman" "Yes, and if he wanted we'd be dead already"

[@DVRKSTXR]

Talking About Games BvS homage 👌🏽

[@FEAROWNAGE]

PHXNTXM The Hush graphic novel came out around 2001.

[@irvinmorales1409]

@@FEAROWNAGE Came out in 2002.

[@mosmos2]

I loved this Batman vs Superman reference :)

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

So he absolutely understands that he can do next to nothing against Superman

[@kevincrispino1262]

Superman: that...hurt Batman: it was supposed to hurt, it's called an ass whooping

[@BlackLivesMatter23]

Skids and Mudflap!!!

[@donniehollingsworth1611]

Not much of an ass whopping when after you throw your punch the target proceeds to get you, pin you against the wall off the ground by your neck

[@c.mitchell2900]

@@donniehollingsworth1611 To be fair, it's Superman vs some dude in a batsuit, you gotta take what you can get

[@fwhasu3690]

@@c.mitchell2900 Yeah that "some dude in a bat-suit", travelled around the world training in every martial art known to man and mastered 127 of them, trained to the point that he was able to get peak human physiology, became the WORLD'S greatest detective, absolutely mastered stealth and escapology, has enough money that it puts Lex Luthor to shame and had Darkseid say that he respects him lol

[@potent_isomni8082]

@@fwhasu3690 And people question why Batmans my favorite DC character. This just sums up nearly everything.

[@dnitin1028]

Superman: man of steel Batman: balls of steel. Edit: Tom Cruise: "Balls of plutonium"

[@sewpkan1297]

steel isnt strong enough

[@jamesgreen9712]

Batman: balls of kryptonite

[@supersonicthelegend2499]

@@jamesgreen9712 Yeah that's better lmfao.

[@niksupiksulolz2844]

Wtf

[@ivoryas1696]

D Nitin Cyborg: Steel

[@MSSBy]

2:49 Im thinking its brilliant how Batman used that line about the gas main first as a deterrent threat and then later on to appeal to Superman's goodness & optimism (which was the whole plan) that his buddy Batman really wouldnt threaten innocent people

[@John-rd7vb]

Batman "you can save her" Superman looks with anger. Batman "Damn it!".

[@Doceli-dg3cn]

Nah more like "Damn it."

[@luqman5765]

@@Doceli-dg3cn DAMN IT

[@Doceli-dg3cn]

@@luqman5765 ._. damn it.

[@comettoss3935]

yep

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

"Yes. But if he wanted, we'd be dead already" That shows just how powerful Superman's willpower is, and how well Bruce and Clark know each other. Bruce knows that if Superman wanted someone dead; then they would've been dead a long time ago. There is no "beating" Superman, but you can certainly piss him off and slow him down.

[@Flarflenugen]

Injustice proves that hardcore. Hell, the only reason Batman is still alive in that universe is because Superman doesn't want to kill him since they were friends. It is still literally Superman's choice he's alive, it's only on batman for that fact he hasn't been caught

[@lookherelooklisten7850]

@@Flarflenugenthat's what he said bruh

[@delorean_66]

who's Bruce? Theres only Batman, Superman, Catwoman, Lois and Poison Ivy

[@VenomousX]

I wish a certain "fanbase" would understand that

[@TheHigherUps.]

@@lookherelooklisten7850he just added on “bruh”

[@isaac2990]

Guy who was brainwashed: Was that really necessary? People who were almost killed by brainwashed guy: yes

[@tomcat3946]

Do you know who superman is or was that a joke?!?!

[@isaac2990]

@@tomcat3946 ....yes it was a joke... good job internet buddy

[@tomcat3946]

Ahaha thx? My bad, sorry bro!😅

[@isaac2990]

@@tomcat3946 Is good brother Haha

[@youngnaughty8293]

This is the KZbin community that I like seeing 😊

[@o.p_um9902]

It's absolutely hilarious when you realize batman screams at 2:42, the moment he realizes superman has his leg. That was great voice acting though.

[@Neiko1201]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EXACTLY

[@Kindred_Val]

"STAY AWAY FROM HER." -Simperman

[@orangeapples]

If Ivy had a blog and an only fans account more people would be paying attention to nature and people would give her money.”

[@jasoncummings7]

@@orangeapples she's insane.....

[@jasoncummings7]

@joshua ashley no. Why are you telling me?

[@beluwuga2573]

@@orangeapples call me a simp but I'd be the biggest simp if she was real.

[@ultimatecoola4395]

This is why I prefer sups with wonderwoman than overrated Lois Lane

[@logeyperogi1805]

Everyone: We need to stop Superman, so who’s up for it? Every Other Superhero: DIBS OUT Batman: I got this

[@bigdave546]

With brass knuckles like a g

[@TheOne-Aslan]

Batman is a G

[@fsherman9717]

Let the only human being bat boi do it !!

[@Tones2372]

Batman got spanked though lol

[@dariusraymond7522]

@@Tones2372 Facts Lois Lane the real winner here

[@BladerBoi24]

Batman: *Has a contingency plan for every superhero in case they snap* Superman: You need to have more faith in us Batman: *Has faith that Superman will save Lois* Superman: You could have gotten her killed Batman: God there's no pleasing you

[@WNShadow814]

Sir Blader but what’s the contingency if batman snaps?

[@BladerBoi24]

@@WNShadow814 I think that's a batman-family solution sorta thing

[@mastere7048]

WNShadow814 the justice league

[@muhammadnazhiefarianda2959]

@@WNShadow814 Basically Batman Who Laugh Origins. It's stated that the only people could stop him is The Bat Family then Justice League. That's why he killed them first before going full Joker to the world he is in.

[@dominusdone5023]

Just going to say there is legit nothing batman can do against a superman thats enraged and wants to torture and insanely kill batman in an evil way just because of supermans speed

[@6rade]

Ivy really turned into one of us seeing the cops seeing Superman and Batman 😂

[@maxrownes7914]

3:47 Well done superman, you just hit her with more than double the amount of force she would have hit the ground at lmao

[@greggrozdanis5737]

Dealta p = 2mv

[@iamnode2088]

thaught the same bud

[@rayfalcone7163]

Best comment 👍

[@gabycashy5]

you hear a crack and she goes limp

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

@@gabycashy5 Wouldn’t even be a crack but a soul bending smoosh sound as Lois smoothie rained down.

[@hardballvi9057]

Supes: “was that really necessary?” Catwoman and bats: “yes” 🤣

[@qgxyreverse9886]

Superman would mind the kiss that’s the reason when he was Evil

[@Depressed_until_dead]

Just like in my comic...

[@BaconNCereal]

24 7 they need to go the goku route and just have him as the last hope that always comes through when all hope seems lost for everyone and then just shit on the baddie no mercy no bullshit lol

[@datboygood187]

@24 7 he's literally the back bone of the dc universe.

[@datboygood187]

@@BaconNCereal Dr Manhattan did just that.

[@joranmoore5663]

Batman: "it's your choice..." Superman: *Murder-stares at Batman* Batman: "...dammit."

[@AzguardMike]

*Morgan Freeman voice* It was at this moment he realized...... he fucked up

[@conner121100]

god, every catwoman and batman interaction in this 5 min clip is perfect, just enough badass/ humor/ synchronization, it's so good

[@mistermultiverse9950]

If anyone is wondering why Superman somehow didn't tear Lois apart by catching her while flying at high speeds, he's always had this power called tactile telekinesis, which is basically telekinesis but through the hands or body. Meaning he can manipulate objects while pushing through the air. It's actually why he can do things like catch planes and lift cars just fine without simply ripping right through them.

[@maxflame6078]

Thank you

[@TheArcher143]

huh, never knew that.

[@RoyalLegend1000]

Oh, ty for info

[@Pinkcinnamoon-83]

I kept wondering about that. So it's basically a power Homelander just doesn't have.

[@RoyalLegend1000]

@@Pinkcinnamoon-83 what???

[@NeoMicy]

Superman: "You could have kill her!" Batman: "You almost killed me"

[@bruh_justno4009]

NeoMicy bro’s before hoes

[@SmashPortal]

If that didn't snap Superman out of it, they'd have much bigger issues than the death of Lois on their hands/conciences.

[@pj9dtheiii736]

@@SmashPortal You mean injustice?

[@travielharrison4394]

rightt

[@AV-cc3yz]

@@pj9dtheiii736 no, he was under control, so would be a more criminous Superman

[@darylsfan9680]

Batman is so chill about fighting Superman. He's easily the most badass human in the DC universe.

[@linalim9858]

Alfred : Huh

[@darylsfan9680]

@@linalim9858 right behind Alfred, of course.

[@VTheGhostOfNightCity]

John Constantine wants a word with you.

[@ohmielevisope4237]

I mean batman is just a chad like that.

[@hi3174]

@V The Ghost Of Night City I'll agree, John is a badass. Especially in Apokolips War (except in the beginning)

[@theinsaneman4611]

I think the only thing BatMan honestly fears is Supes. He’s the one thing he’s always carrying things around for a what if scenario. Sure he considers him a friend, trusts him, prob open up to. But there’s always that what if Clark loses it he’s always aware of.

[@DreadedConan]

Superman: " im indestructible" Batman : "good then its a fair fight"

[@ankedokatcho7118]

I can’t 🤣🤣

[@FenriZz]

HAHAHA

[@jepong1768]

dopee

[@conradlorgar5508]

Then he gets splattered against the wall at super sonic speeds

[@blackatom4957]

@@conradlorgar5508 He is not always at that level, he requires to remove his mind barriers to do that

[@tonycallme3667]

Batman Saying :"Dammit" whenever his calculation is 0.001 second late always got me laughing.

[@djejud4402]

I’ve been trying to find comments like this that dammit line cracks me up

[@luqman5765]

@@djejud4402 LoL I was finding the same comment, LMAO!

[@ephemispriest8069]

Ivy kiss: Required. Grinding on his meat: Not required. Damn Ivy.

[@77Productions77]

She can talk all the shit she wants about not wanting a man but we know how it go!

[@AzguardMike]

Later that day in Arkham..... Harley: Welcome back red! So what'ya get up to? Ivy: Oh hey Harl.... Not much. I just used some kryptonite lipstick to brainwash Superman Harley: Whaaaaaaaaaaaa? Ivy: Yeah, i also got to feel his crotch on mine. And lemme tell you, it aint that big. Frank's got a bigger .... Hugo: Fascinating. Two female inmates discussing male anatomy, and comparing it to a plant.

[@ShadowMoon878]

@@AzguardMike Harley and Ivy are lovers though.

[@Mr.Scott86]

@@ShadowMoon878 isnt that only in the Harley tv show

[@joeofmacabre07]

@@Mr.Scott86 yeah a parody of DC Universe

[@auraeliuswrinn3756]

he made me do it 🤣 that line is capricious, juvenile, and disarmingly adorable 🥰

[@Christian-rn1ur]

Catwoman: Tell me you have a plan Batman: Yes, it's the Wayne family secret technique... NIGERUNDAYO!

[@AshrafAlHaqq]

So glad I watched the show so I can get these memes

[@jux446]

I saw the first five letter and said NOPE

[@blitzwave9330]

Call me crazy guys but I think this is a jojo reference

[@wesker100000000]

Bat run. ..bat run, bat run bat run.....de neneneh neh neh bat run.

[@itstrey5176]

Jojo reference

[@undeadhound3402]

“Was that really necessary?” - Superman, the guy she brainwashed. Never stop being you, Kent.

[@rhunter42dragon]

I think Lois would agree with Batman and Catwoman. She's probably pissed at both of them right now, but Ivy was kissing her man!

[@Idazmi7]

Why do Batman writers always write Superman as a moron?

[@nateterryramsey528]

@@Idazmi7 keep in mind Superman has to hold back a lot when he fights people. And batman and Catwoman both have skills and the tools to take her down in a much softer approach. But they pissed because of all people she sent superman to fight them . And batman know better then anyone that Superman ain't easy to fight.

[@Idazmi7]

@@nateterryramsey528 In 1986 a woman robbing a bank legit asked Superman, "you wouldn't hurt a lady...?" and he replied by gently taking her glasses off, and then knocking her out with them by chucking them at her face. He wouldn't bat an eye at Ivy getting the daylights kicked out of her. His first _action_ in his original 1936 story was to basically beat a signed confession out of a female murderer, then tie her up and leave her on the mayor's porch to get executed later on testimony he retrieved under duress.

[@nateterryramsey528]

@@Idazmi7 🤣🤣🤣damn not the glasses

[@karolmezzomo2083]

Batman: "If he wanted we'd be dead already" I see what you did there writers

[@yaltschuler]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqSaaql7o5yli6s, right?

[@Anonymous-Wolf]

BvS

[@r.j.w7924]

Batman said it in the Hush comic book as well. Worded it a little differently but the same thing.

[@chrisfletcher9988]

They're just trying to throw supes fans a bone after the beatings he keeps getting

[@MrPinky-zy5ep]

Chris Fletcher lol u know u trigger Superman fanboys right?

[@creanatexinkludes0007]

The calmness of Batman in this situation is like "Well, guess I'll die then"

[@JakeBolt]

Batman: So this is how I die? I always envisioned myself being gun down in an alleyway by some random dude.

[@Slipper489]

@@JakeBolt well in this movie hush shot him while he was chasing Catwoman and he got shot mid air. He fell down in a alley way with 3 dudes and almost died if Catwoman and Batgirl didn't save him.

[@joetheman8550]

Zero shits given😂

[@donnellebarfield3964]

Let be real Batman is a human who fight aliens he expects to get killed one day

[@Solzo]

Just a quick "Damn It"

[@Zathren]

Super cool to see Ivy having to reapply her chemical. Superman isn't known for his will power because of every other power he has. So seeing him resisting her toxin is cool.

[@superboy5974]

Lois: almost dies Also Lois: How's your day been honey?

[@noahdecarmo8668]

Her husband is a god she can’t die no matter what..

[@fukaze2021]

@@noahdecarmo8668 are you sure about that?

[@jjwang7597]

She definitely should’ve died with Superman speeding up that fast to catch her she’d feel like she was hitting the ground with at least twice her current speed lol

[@spacegamer267]

@@noahdecarmo8668 Darkseid go brrrr

[@regularjoe4613]

@@noahdecarmo8668 injustice cough cough

[@jackbarker3052]

Superman: CATwoMan! Catwoman: He made me do it Batman: lil snitch

[@joaquimgianini1234]

It's a lie though, she was the one who decided to throw Lois off the building

[@osmacar5331]

@@joaquimgianini1234 still batsys plan

[@joaquimgianini1234]

@@osmacar5331 His plan wasn't to throw her off of the building. That was her idea

[@forevermountainglover6173]

🤣 🤣

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

[ Bruce will remember that ]

[@landhomer4627]

0:28 Catwoman: "you have a plan?" Batman: "yes, run" Joseph's smiling right now

[@khaledk9776]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

[@unicoenelmundo26]

Next thing we know alfred was always bruce's stand and that's why he ages slower😂😂😂

[@ismailtaridi3285]

IS THAT A MTFK JOJO REFERENCE?

[@obsidiandragon1385]

NIGERUNDAYO!

[@storywriters5566]

Meanwhile, in New York: Cap: We need a plan of attack Iron man: I have a plan. Attack.

[@brandonhunt5314]

Superman; That. Hurt. Batman: It was supposed to. Batman’s fearlessness is amazing lol

[@sadcat747]

Bruce: it's your choice, not Ivy's *Bruce's realization kicks in* Bruce: *DAMMIT*

[@AlwaysAskQuestion]

I think you're confusing me with Batman?

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Bruce Wayne no we're not.

[@SuperMikefun]

I don't get it

[@kanyerahming]

@@SuperMikefun Don't get what, exactly? The comment or the comments on that comment?

[@SuperMikefun]

@@kanyerahming the comment, like what is Batman realizing?

[@speedstorm0332]

"I had faith you'd save her." *Secretly has a series of nets in place just in case.*

[@gshepherd6141]

that is actually really true lol.

[@RMckay-fp9gn]

When super man goes rogue Everyone: We need Batman When Batman goes rogue Everyone: We need god

[@Noclevernameshere]

or Alfred

[@Paulnagi129]

@@Noclevernameshere please master Bruce

[@dantemorales2493]

@@Noclevernameshere same thing

[@zoremsangasailo8330]

Basically The Batman Who Laughs

[@RMckay-fp9gn]

@@zoremsangasailo8330 u can see how batman would destroy each and every member in the most painful way possible

[@harigovindhsreekumar950]

"I uh, blacked out for that part..." Superman was genuinely afraid... 🤣