Batman ROASTS The Justice League |

[@JaysonKing2009]

Batman really just said “You don’t know the streets like I do”

[@mackdaddydeathjam]

He a real one

[@leviacronym6770]

He ain't wrong

[@doctorchaotic3415]

He's like Franklin in GTA 5. Hes from the streets but rich.

[@10KC20MG]

Which is funny cos of how inefficient it is to just beat up every bum and crook on the street instead of actually solving the core issues of his city, let alone the world. The issues with Gotham stem from both magic and politics.

[@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286]

@@10KC20MG batman literally fights crime and evil everywhere.

[@stephoncox5778]

To his defense, he deals with scarecrow on a regular basis

[@ToiletEploder712]

How is that magic

[@spy948]

​@@ToiletEploder712the patern fits nightmare visions before the incident thing scarecrow does

[@FronkStronk]

​@@ToiletEploder712the comment is suggesting that ppls influences can be due to scientific reasons as seen with Scarecrow who uses chemicals. Therefore batman is more likely to think of other ways thanks science

[@stephoncox5778]

@@ToiletEploder712 the point of the scene was him saying it didn't need to be magic. Scarecrow's whole gimmick is him using gas (science) to make people see frightening things in order to have them hurt themselves or others. Ofcourse batman doesn't automatically assume magic, because scarecrow may have developed a global fear gas.

[@KD6-3005]

​@@stephoncox5778 wouldn't be his MO. So maybe thinking about if he sold it to someone or it was stolen

[@christianblair8663]

If there is one billionaire that can claim he knows the streets, that's Batman.

[@isaacphillips2002]

Streets to him are a choise. He doesn’t REALLY know the streets!

[@superzrod7723]

Bruce Wayne but yeah

[@carinhatube3727]

​​@@isaacphillips2002*He certainly knows more than you.*

[@isaacphillips2002]

@@carinhatube3727 ofc ofc

[@nitrokid]

Streets, alleyways, rooftops, sewers, Batman knows them all.

[@ThatOnePerson322...]

Bro really said: "You ain't from the hood"

[@patstarfish9514]

Could you please tell me the name of this show and what network it’s on?

[@tomislavmajer2905]

@@patstarfish9514 Justice League Dark, it's animated movie.

[@patstarfish9514]

@@tomislavmajer2905 thank you

[@ThatOneOddGuy]

Say my name Say it

[@keithmays8076]

​@@ThatOneOddGuy"BlackMan."

[@Briselance]

"He's even friendlier than they say." If this isn't a sarcasm worthy of Alfred Pennyworth, I don't know what is.😅

[@keithpace9870]

Alfred liked the comment.

[@Christall5]

John Stewart cant speak without being sarcastic

[@reyhansheik1347]

what is this series called? and where can i watch it?

[@MoreThanACasualFan]

@@reyhansheik1347 This is Justice League: Dark. its apart of the DCAMU, you can find a watch order from there

[@umershamsher1990]

​@@reyhansheik1347 it's a movie Justice League: Dark

[@imthemetalguy1]

If Batman were a pimp, his motto would be "the streets need me"

[@ryanrodriguez7664]

🤣🤣

[@cherokeesangma6324]

He is a pimp of terror

[@itumelengmotsusi3442]

Was it wildn'out cast that said that?😂

[@Maia3311]

Well, he has a brunch of sexy dudes, that obeys him😂and they go to streets all nights in strange cloth and do dangerous things out of law, and constantly get beaten. So it's much like a pimp, but without payment and sex. Well, ussialy 😂 And they also have nicknames😂

[@mr.mcnerdo]

He couldn’t be a pimp; he respects women too much. Remember Batman Begins? He does dumb stuff with vapid women but he probably doesn’t actually sleep with them; he just builds up his reputation as a playboy to keep people thinking he doesn’t have enough moral fiber to be Batman. French Talia was the only woman he had *KNOWN* in that series.

[@RommelStorm]

Batman literally told them to touch grass.

[@torad_2120]

Fr

[@cdog157]

And then instantly goes to the magic person that he knows because he just wanted to look cool!

[@tristenbailey8442]

​@Craig Nielsen who wouldn't want to go to Zatanna, homie?

[@avidbatmanenjoyer2001]

Touch sidewalk

[@kiyoupon]

That's dishonored right? Your pfp

[@TheTrajanValoris]

I felt that when John was like "The one time I fill in for Jordan..." I know that pain of filling in someone's shift only to have to deal with some crazy shit during the shift that should have been theirs. Lol

[@Spartan10152]

Same, back when I worked at McDonald's, I had fo fill in for someone else's shift, along with mine. I worked 8 12 hour shifts in 2 weeks

[@llamaeatataco]

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[@Nizzumnuts]

​@@Spartan10152on the bright side you made some more money

[@Nizzumnuts]

​@@Spartan10152on the bright side you made some more money

[@jordancambridge4106]

Sorry there was a hot piece of alien ass on Zalbarian Prime 12.

[@EwingAmaterasu]

Damn Batman, he doesn’t kill,, but he leaves you worst than death with words.

[@brianjohnson5272]

😂 who says, that burn kills me!

[@TheHoneycomb5]

I notice that he's the only one I know never killed anyone. Superman, on the other hand, had to be glad to kill regardless of whether it's family

[@DaddywithdaD]

Series name please

[@josephdent6825]

@@DaddywithdaDJustice League Dark it’s a movie

[@King_of_Blue-Eyes]

Source?

[@buffengamen2373]

“The one week I fill in for Jordan” lmao

[@ChaosSamurai]

„It can’t be some hairy ass monster“ lol

[@darshanudupa3067]

Tha reason is Hal Jordan turned evil and John Stewart killed him and took his place. This is from Movie- Beware of My Powers

[@matthewpoole2700]

​@@darshanudupa3067 the scene in this video is from a different universe so that has nothing to do with this

[@Israel-Hands]

​@@matthewpoole2700 you know he had to try to slurp a little bit of clout 😄

[@monsemaniaa]

What show is this? Different universe as JLU? New Fan

[@iwanaplei5419]

One of the reason why Batman respected Flash. Is because he spent most of his time in the streets.

[@Lee-_.]

Running on them

[@Jojo_D_Northstar]

@@Lee-_. wrong speed based character

[@AdrienRBLX]

Amen

[@jeliostenjin]

Dude literally can't fly wth💀

[@alexgonzalez5576]

@@jeliostenjin if flash wanted to he can run on clouds

[@100kSubsNoVideos_]

"He's even friendlier than they say" 💀 true

[@chetanwarrior3338]

Movie name plz

[@arsxnalreece10]

@@chetanwarrior3338 justice league war

[@MighTy2209]

@@chetanwarrior3338 Justice League Dark

[@acesandjacks7241]

@@chetanwarrior3338 justice league death. Jk I’m just going along with the theme. I think it’s justice league dark

[@TheOGslime]

U said 100k with no vids soo I subbed

[@hufflepuffler2575]

I mean he's got a point. In Gotham knights Harley Quinn managed to turn a whole slew of law-abiding citizens into villains just by promising them something that would change their lives for the better and they fell for it completely.

[@lmboywonder]

That was Gotham knights you was close tho

[@Godofawesome16]

Gotham Knights. but you are right. basically controlled them

[@Rin-vh9so]

Cheeks?🤨

[@spuhgeddy1084]

So like hitler?

[@ziompn9647]

​@@spuhgeddy1084 A terrible thought came to me, what if hitler was in the dc universe and had some power

[@dayschange2]

“The one week I fill in for Jordon…” 🤣

[@the_batmobile0.4]

Batman basically told them they ain't hood enough 😂

[@SuperImmortal]

I love how this animated universe has always been the Constantine-verse

[@Joseph1Britcliffe]

Wait what

[@liv_kalsit4368]

@@Joseph1Britcliffebasically if anything to do with magic and demons it’s a Constantine thing for this universe

[@yhray4511]

💀🧢💀💀💀

[@bernardopicorelli2369]

hes one of the best dc characters imo

[@Shiirya]

there is also zatania but yeah pretty much all constantine and im cool with it, line when there is alien batman or maybe green lantern are allways there

[@chef_loudencer6040]

"These crimes were committed by law abiding citizens." Isn't everyone a law abiding citizen before they commit their first crime?

[@maximnikolaev6627]

Think they mean accidental rather than intentional crimes, similar to how many times superman has been both brainwashed and mind-controlled and yet isn't considered a villain at that point.

[@inksans9700]

​@@maximnikolaev6627what is the name of the movie

[@serialkiller928]

​@@inksans9700 Series name???

[@abdallahel-terry1263]

​@@serialkiller928 justice League dark

[@meowcow21]

Well crimes are also commited by serial offenders

[@Xahnel]

"it must be magic" "I'd like to introduce you to scarecrow."

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

“And I’d like to introduce you to zattana and doctor fate, what do you mean you know them and have them on speed dial?”

[@aurorialgaming1935]

​@@dionjaywoollaston1349I think he goes to Zatana after this scene 😂

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

@@aurorialgaming1935 I know I was making a joke in response to the first comment

[@aurorialgaming1935]

@@dionjaywoollaston1349 Oh I noticed lol, I may have tapped the wrong post I can't remember atm.

[@paulajablonka9258]

"He's even friendlier than they say." Nice one!

[@lonemotheo1964]

Imagine a billionaire telling a group of working class people to be more down to earth

[@manchannel7003]

John Stewart is an architect, diana is a princess and clark Kent is a reporter.

[@eu29lex16]

Most billionaire have to know the earth works, at least to a point, if they wanna remain rich.

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

​@@eu29lex16not true. With enoug money you can live off investment returns and interests.

[@eu29lex16]

@@Pagliacci_Rex So you have to know how things work to know how and when and what to invest in, you goof.

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

@@eu29lex16 no, you don't.

[@OM19_MO79]

Batman: “The criminally insane don’t need magic as an excuse” Cursed city with the natural force of evil manifesting itself as a clown multiple times at the same time all the time: “Hold my beer...”

[@reallynigga8152]

Lmao Wtf r these comments, what r u trying to say? Because Joker is criminally insane, not inhabited by some “dArK eViL fOrCe”, im just coming across a lot of comments that aren’t exactly making too much sense, & it’s kinda startn to get to me at this point😂

[@Dualbladedscorpion7737]

"HOLD MY BEER BATSIE" *"AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"*

[@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286]

Batman fights crime and evil everywhere, not just in one place.

[@heavyhauler426]

WHERE'S MA GODDAMN ELECTRIC CAR BRUCE!?

[@tsnoob4669]

Simon Hurt, Dr Gotham, Barbatos: Hold out beer please.

[@Blaedin1337]

Gotham: *starts getting nightmare visions* Hm, must be a Thursday.

[@MariaCruz-cn6qm]

You mean a Tuesday

[@TipoIrritable]

Superman > Batman. Superman’s IQ > Batman’s Superman’s Symbol > Batman’s

[@bobakat]

​@@TipoIrritablewho tf asked the og comment was abt scarecrow

[@rainbowrose8802]

At this point they're immune and can produce vaccine

[@garpogods8323]

"Magic as an excuse" He says to Wonder Woman, Champion of the Greek Gods and weilder of enchanted relics.

[@Skoora]

And she was molded from clay by her Mother and given life by the Gods…lol

[@nobaruaudios3789]

Batman was on copium right here

[@josegonzales9169]

Yeah but what was the whole reverse thing after he said John Constantine?

[@nobaruaudios3789]

@@josegonzales9169 kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2rQdGumi5abopY

[@danielcesar664]

​@@Skooraher mother broke the mold on her

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

It’s ironic considering batsy has at least three magic users on speed dial: zatanna, doctor fate and the one who can transform into a demon that rhymes

[@pommel8263]

That’s Jason Blood, the demon’s name is Etrigan

[@lightcpkhfm2305]

In Batman's defence, that sounded like Scarecrow bullshit

[@flaming_sting5451]

but it wasn't it was from a dark wizard (this movie is justice league dark)

[@lolno6975]

Batman literally said "you ain't know where IM from"

[@adaman.shr.3538]

imagine being a farm boi and a police officer's adopted kid and being told this by a rich boi who is asshole just because he couldn't go to therapy.

[@lolno6975]

​@@adaman.shr.3538 you gonna sit here and say that Superman is more in touch with humanity than Batman? You stupid stupid

[@gamer1303]

​@@adaman.shr.3538 seriously

[@TipoIrritable]

Superman > Batman. Superman’s IQ > Batman’s Superman’s Symbol > Batman’s

[@lordmahesh7501]

@@TipoIrritable Batman's symbol > Superman's

[@bananataco1235]

That lantern legit just called them out he said "Bats you're being too nice" Also holy shit 4.2k likes In 12 hours thanks guys!

[@swagninja_2142]

"That lantern"? John Stewart

[@lahkooky504westside3]

​@@swagninja_2142 "John stewart"? That lantern

[@ricckishi167]

No he didn't 🤣 bruh just hear want he want to John Stewart obviously was being sarcastic

[@reallynigga8152]

@@ricckishi167 lol Wtf is your English bruh, try doing a recheck over your comment, it’ll save alot of ppl the confusion of what u were actually trying to say

[@ghettolicerx2]

​@@swagninja_2142 he did not want to say the black one. Because u might got confused because there is a black lantern core

[@xxACIDVIRUSxx]

You gotta remember that Batman is the type of guy who will buy an entire club just to humiliate his rude annoying friends

[@DimRadiance]

He was the rude one here For no reason too He knows its magic and consults with magicians immediately after this

[@johnbrick6934]

"Rude" is subjective, And as far as I'm concerned, He was not rude, He was direct.

[@xxACIDVIRUSxx]

@@johnbrick6934 Let me guess you identified as one of the other thousands of nouns other than male and female.

[@johnbrick6934]

@@xxACIDVIRUSxx I'm a male & I'm simply disagreeing with his comment, that's all

[@xxACIDVIRUSxx]

@@johnbrick6934 You have the right to disagree, it is your prerogative but that doesn’t mean you’re right. Just because I don’t like what you said, it doesn’t mean you can’t say it, so yes I do believe in freedom of speech, but it doesn’t mean I’ll agree with you👍

[@munch1385]

“U don’t know the streets like I do cuh”

[@erinboateng5961]

Dude i cackled reading this....... I never cackle

[@PASSWORD323]

We need to find gojo-cuh

[@patricklynch4074]

Batman: "I'm going to be confidently and condescendingly incorrect about a very obvious problem"

[@themandeedubs]

Batman is always right, even when he’s wrong

[@flaming_sting5451]

@@themandeedubs can u put a pin comment of the movie name so those who wanna watch it know where this is from

[@lemuelbutali]

@@themandeedubs yo what's the name of movie/show

[@lmn_godie2598]

the John Constantine part lmao, that's a brilliant edit

[@sbpedits1851]

The only Guy BATMAN respect is JOHN CONSTANTINE.

[@angelo08280]

*Alfred, His Robins, and Flash

[@milomorgan2107]

He also doesn't respect John. He just knows John is useful when it comes to the paranormal and magic.

[@milajvde]

Batman respects Alfred and Flash too

[@draconicdemigod9696]

Dr. Fate, Zatanna, and Jason Blood are people he seeks when dealing mystic threats as well, but New 52 wants to give Constantine some spot light because he's more new. Batman actually respects everyone in the league both in movies and comics.

[@sptflcrw8583]

Bruh what the hell are you talking about he respects everyone in the league

[@andrewbecerra550]

Batman learned a low level magic spell, he knows it exists in their world. He just hates it.

[@tonythetwitch5813]

What was the spell?

[@chaosmaker3511]

​@@tonythetwitch5813 The spell was ligma

[@jeremiahbristow7609]

​​@@chaosmaker3511ligma? What does ligma do?

[@chaosmaker3511]

​​@@jeremiahbristow7609 *LIGMA* *BALLS* !

[@s.nifrum4580]

@@jeremiahbristow7609 I don’t know what worse the fact that you fell for that or the fact that the other guy didn’t finish the joke

[@beurreamoustache3333]

"He's even friendlier than they say" Naaw 💀💀💀💀

[@HARBRINGERZERO]

He didn’t roast them, he lightly browned them.

[@stevenvaleriojr1177]

Batman: Magic? Ha! Bullsh!t. Also Batman: *spends the next several days ears deep in magic leading a team of sorcerers *

[@lumpofdirt69]

Yep. He didn't want to reveal the existence of the dark team in case the league became a threat.

[@Amdragfan2]

@@lumpofdirt69Good point 😮

[@osejeomizegba505]

He was leading anything, he was following John Constantine like a sock puppet

[@MyJanvic]

And these sorcerers like Zatanna are way in par with Shang Tsung's powers.

[@satyajitsen8698]

What was the rewind? Why did Batman go back on his initial recommendation?

[@statesidekarma7240]

I think it has something to do with mentioning constantine?

[@WhiteFireTheDragon]

​@@statesidekarma7240 Care to expand?

[@nurmashtok4935]

I think its because batman didn't want the justice league on the case, cos he solved it on his own with Constantine

[@WhiteFireTheDragon]

@@nurmashtok4935 So, reversing time?

[@polarphy]

It's an edit, he didn't mention the constantine line in the original

[@gurglequeen433]

"These crimes were committed by law abiding citizens." Dude needs to look up what law abiding means. Edit: yes I know the context behind the scene, I've seen the movie. It's a joke.

[@BiggusDekus]

Well if you watched the movie you would probably understand the situation but don’t bother it isn’t really that good in my opinion

[@gurglequeen433]

@@BiggusDekus I have watched the movie, I know the context, I was just being sarcastic.

[@DaveytheFurry]

frfr

[@jyotisapkota5028]

He said abiding not avoiding

[@bakwd.s]

​@@jyotisapkota5028 he knows what he said shut up

[@BeyondTrash-xe1vs]

Batman: makes wrong judgement. YT shorts: Batman Roasts Justice League 😱

[@airraverstaz]

Literally. And the usual stans can all "see what he's saying!" As opposed to using some basic common sense or even considering that MAYBE Batman isn't always fucking right.

[@bashy_07]

@@airraverstaznah bruh, Batman always right, 100% of the time.

[@corundum-voidlessm6480]

In Batman’s defense, he deals with Scarecrow on a daily basis. But other than that yeah you right 😂

[@phoenixbarnes55]

Except they were right. And to challenge their sincerity because the threats they deal with aren't ground level is sanctimonious at best and stupid at worst.

[@midgetydeath]

No. He provided a contact for solving the magic situation and you’re completely ignoring that. His point, though, was that they immediately jumped to a supernatural cause without even trying to consider the bajillion other possibilities.

[@theflashallen9938]

it's understandable for batman to say that cause he's more in science

[@Gration_]

He's literally talking to 2 aliens, a cyborg, An Atlantean (Has to be some type of magic), a scientific oppsie, a guy with an alien ring, and an Amazonian who also has powers based in magic. Lets not forget the fucking BIRD GUY. Science is great, but it's obviously not the end all be all.

[@Just_Dova]

​@@Gration_ I hate when they write Bats as a magic denier, its dumb. He was trained in the art of escape by an actual Magician He was partially trained by Ra's al ghul who uses a magical pit of green liquid to stay alive He is close personal friends with Zatanna He usually has 3 magic/magic based teammates on the JL Its just dumb when they write him like that.

[@nickieBurke]

I don't know if batman is entirely denying magic in this scene He could be factoring in the fact that superman and a good chunk of them are weak to magic, and in order to compensate for the fact that Constantine is a tricky mf, going to see him on his own. I might be stupid tho

[@Just_Dova]

@@nickieBurke Thats good way to look at it

[@OM19_MO79]

More like he’s more into insane obsession with guilt for making his parents take him to watch an old movie and having them killed and the delusion of moral ultra-superiority.

[@ToiletEploder712]

The funniest part is that he was wrong

[@RisingPapa_]

And he was the one who actually fixed it

[@bensgalley1368]

Well no he wasn't wrong he just didn't want to jump on the bandwagon without proof. It's the detective in him

[@zinkheroofyoutube8004]

@@bensgalley1368 Eh, more the paranoid man in him, or I guess just him since that’s all he is

[@bensgalley1368]

@@zinkheroofyoutube8004 still point is he wanted solid facts not theory's. To quote Sherlock Holmes. "You should always gather facts before finding theory's. Elseways you'll look for facts that suit theory's instead of theory's to suit facts

[@wardencatrameowmeowapplesa904]

Actually he was insinuating the justice league shouldn't only get out of bed for massive problems, hence why he said they should be ON the streets instead of flying OVER them. Because he spends like every night fighting crime in every corner of Gotham no matter how petty or large the crime is, not just focusing on the big stuff. In short he said "I've got shit to do, I don't have time for this. It's a problem, but one of many."

[@DMES-wp2fj]

Billionaire claiming he's from the hood 😭😭😭

[@thesleepparalysisdemonon]

Bruh HE LEGIT SPENDS EVERY NIGHT IN THE STREETS BEATING UP INSANE CLOWNS MUTATED HUMAN And more

[@ArtuMormar]

He spent a couple years living in the streets, like a homeless person. Most billionaires were poor, we know its not his case but u get the point.

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

He’s down there every night running hands with Thugs to Supervillains. He ain’t from the Hood he runs the Hood

[@jesuszamora7419]

I had that same thought lol but this is batman. He grew up in Gotham so it balances out🤷‍♂️

[@eyetoeyez411]

Spends 99% of his time on the streets and 1% of his time in his mansion. But okayy.

[@darkprincette]

it probably would hit harder if Batman had been right lmao

[@fletchershepherd7039]

He wasn't right?.

[@user-kq5ci7ol8o]

​@@fletchershepherd7039 Nope, it was all magic, completely magic, in fact, Batman after this goes and asks his magic friends for clues and they claim it was magic, honestly Batman being so rude and dismissive of magic as even a possibility here, is kind of odd given the clues and knowledge they know at the time, and funny given how wrong he is

[@JoshuapaulMyers]

“The one week I fill in for Jordan, and it couldn’t be some harry a## monster” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@awheeler1456]

It’s funny how they always get Constantine because if dr fate gets involved then it’s over immediately😂

[@chronosmyth2106]

John Constantine is meant for most forms of magic usually to do with demonic origin. Zantana is a bit of a jack of all trades. She is good for most magic situations but compared to other JL magic users she is kinda meh. Then you have Dr Fate. He is the one JL goes to to seal shit away.

[@SourRobo8364]

Wonder Woman: Bats, we all got possessed by a demon last year. Is it really out of the question something like that is happening again?

[@mrmacross]

Right? It's like they threw out character development and stuck with the character tropes.

[@RedAngelXV]

I mean, on one hand, magic is definitely a plausible explanation given that it actually exists in their world. On the other, Batman regularly fights Scarecrow who uses chemicals to induce fearful hallucinations in his victims causing mass hysteria across a large number of persons at a time. It could be one or the other or possibly both is all I’m saying.

[@Pr0fessorB1ble]

yeah i feel like he’s also open to it being magic and knows that’s a possibility but he also knows that all the other goofy goobers in the room don’t spend much time on the streets so they’re quick to say it’s magic cus it’s all they can think of. Batman, however, knows better.

[@rodan9773]

​@@Pr0fessorB1ble Hahahaha Bataman knows shit. All he ever dose is beat up Criminals who he makes in to Criminals y letting Joker and the rest destroy anynother work nearly and jump from roof top to roof top. The others know people better and know when its Magic unlike Batboy.

[@someguy3763]

@@rodan9773 Nah man that’s just wrong, he’s more experienced with paranormal stuff than anyone in that room. Ra’as Al Ghul, the LITERAL Dracula, Grundy, Clayface, Mad Monk are just a few villains he fought with supernatural/paranormal abilities. Constantly hooks up with Zatanna and was taught escape artistry by Zatara, who are both magic users. Often teams up with John Constantine for demon/spooky detective shenanigans. Not to mention that Gotham itself is a catalyst for a lot of paranormal stuff and he’s sure as heck done research on all of it.

[@calebrichardson5259]

​@Pr0fessorB1ble_ except those "goofy goobers" were correct. And not only that but Batman's statement is irrelevant as they didn't flat out say it was magic in first place. It was just suggested due to large numbers and nature of the crime. And again, they were correct anyway

[@cmmagamers]

@@someguy3763 Anyone in that room? Wonder Woman is a literal Greek fucking demigod made of clay and fights mythical monsters and Gods as her MO. Cool the Batwank.

[@Seagoat999]

I like how Batman speaks the language of Zatana

[@superbrownbrown]

*0:19** That's a lot of crime in Greenland.*

[@cqtaylor]

And it was magic, after all. Showing how Batman is wrong, sometimes.

[@master11213]

He literally went to zatana afterwards

[@Than-ql9wh]

​@@master11213only after Deadman wrote Constantine all over his room using his blood.

[@Breadnanigans]

Nah he knew it was magic he just didn't want the league involved

[@iamkingbullet6165]

@@Breadnanigans that makes zero sense. If this was magic, he would he want the league involved. Ain’t no way he was doin this shit by himself

[@simonmann4922]

@@iamkingbullet6165 which is why he got actual dc characters that are better suited to deal with magic since they’re all magic users themselves

[@shadowshine3409]

people who complain about bat being wrong clearly don’t understand the principle of assumption, batman isn’t saying it isn’t magic, he’s saying have we ruled out the more scientifically possible rather than mystic voodoo and pointing out that the others don’t spend enough time engaging in normal city crimes than they should

[@TheNoogie]

In a world where they know magic is real and is even relatively common, it actually is a more logical explanation than that several unrelated people randomly went nutty in the exact same way at the same time

[@zacksilverstone7642]

True. Then again, looking at the scale of every fighr they've been getting into, I can't really blame them for automatically assuming that, even if it IS a correct assumption at the end of the day. They got too occupied with the big things happening all around that they forgot to look at the little guys. It's an oversight that tends to happen a lot of the times.

[@anothergenericgamer_]

@@TheNoogie there is more mass chemical exposure to a population than magic causing it. It’s more logical to place bio weapon ahead of magic

[@jasonalbran376]

The fact that it was on a global scale with the same occurrences and claims. It's too much of a coincidence to just be criminally insane. His assumption is wrong but then again... Batman actually likes to be disagreeable for the sake of disagreeing. It's actually his way of maintaining an emotional distance.

[@lancehatcher653]

​@@TheNoogie except he know joker and scarecrow would pull this bs for shits and giggles and knows that they did the same thing on a smaller scale in Gotham and knows it would be easy to do it on a global scale using infected food or something

[@InvokedAlbaz]

Batman really said, “I’m from the streets”

[@ShadyDoorags]

I've never seen this particular one, but I feel like Batman is ignoring the Flash in this conversation.

[@murphylounge4326]

@ShadyDoorags does the flash fly?

[@cosmicriptid]

Batman just wants magic to be the last answer they look for, but Bruce sometimes the obvious answer can be correct.

[@mangamonarch6353]

Batman told them that even though his name is based on a flying creature he is more aware of the land than them

[@moai4896]

*"LAW ABIDING CITIZENS?!* *WE'RE GODDAMN OUTLAWS!"*

[@maximnikolaev6627]

Injustice Superman agrees

[@rodan9773]

He Roasted him self not only was he wrong he also told Superman who is always with The People to stop flying above them when he is the one that jumps above them. Superman cares about The People and that is why he knew something was up Batboy didn't care.

[@capitatecab6049]

Thank you, man i hate when they make Batman this know it all dork, Superman is one of the few people that is helping locally, its just stupid

[@Umbra2079]

Being among people and actually looking at them are two completely different things. Superman at this point is not ready to face just how evil people can be. This character flaw is what causes the whole Injustice story. He is finally forced to look this evil in the eye and it changes him forever.

[@bloodoftheunicorns2621]

@@Umbra2079 The injustice story does in no way show Superman’s flaws. Their are a lot of what if evil Superman stories out there. The fundamental problem with them is, they have to change his behavior for the story to exist. Clark Joseph Kent is the son of a farmer from Kansas, he knows every day people very well. Batman is more familiar with the criminally insane but that is a small percentage of the population. Superman has looked Darkseid in the eyes he knows evil on the grand scale. He also can hear every cry for help from everyday people being brutality victimized.

[@daisiathepotatoangel1273]

Why do y'all people say Bman doesn't care? If he didn't care he wouldn't be fighting people in the streets and protecting lives yet alone be a hero for years. He may have been wrong saying it wasn't magic but he actually wasn't wrong in his statement. He is much more knowledgeable than you think. It's not like he's saying magic is never the cause he's just saying not to make assumptions without proof. I mean he does have villains who fights similarly with magic but doesn't so that's why he said what he said. And the fact that assuming something is not always the best thing to do. He's actually much more kind and understanding than some people put him out to be. It would be nice for people to look deeper into his character cause a lot of you people are misunderstanding where he's coming from.

[@rodan9773]

@@daisiathepotatoangel1273 He fights them to get his rage out so as to not to be like them that is his gratest fear to become like them The Villains he faces & given what has happen to him and what he dose he is always worried about that. After Babra was hurt insted of crippling The Joker he laughs with him. With Jason instead of knocking him out or just killing The Joker he wreaks Red Hood. He never upgrades Arkhams training as Batman training The Guards or Security with Wayne Tech when he can very easily do that and make it look like a helpful Wayne enterprise venture. He know they'll get out and that's what he wants so he can lash out on them so he will not become like them HELL he even says to Red Hood if he killed one he might not stop he knows he's unhinged but has to do something to keep The Bat Demon at bay. He cares about him self not being a Demon saving others is a trade off from that. FYI this is all in Universe Theroy from what i know about the way Batman is nearly constantly written like.

[@kenndean9102]

That was a solid burn!😂😂😂

[@faizanraza255]

And yet they were right. Batman has to be an asshole everytime with his attitude.

[@daisiathepotatoangel1273]

I don't think he was intentionally being rude just direct. If you think about he was just giving good advice. You can't just immediately assume something is magic without proof. Even though they ended up right I believe Batman wasn't completely wrong with his statement. It's understandable considering he is the kinda guy who wouldn't make assumptions like that.

[@faizanraza255]

@daisiathepotatoangel1273 Each member of the team has different types of enemies in different sectors. GL has more experience with intergalactic stuff, Batman has more experience with street criminals & wonderwoman has more experience with mystical beings, thus making her relevant to her experience and jump on the conclusion based on her experience. You can't just deny other's experiences if they just don't lined up with yours. That's called attitude problem.

[@daisiathepotatoangel1273]

@@faizanraza255 That may be true but again it is understandable for him to think that. Heck I would too. I know WW and the others has had more experiences in that kind of stuff but you have to admit Batman does have a point. I don't think he was completely denying it either it just seemed like he didn't like the fact they just immediately jumped to that conclusion. I'm not disagreeing with the other characters cause it is true they had experience with other beings/people who use magic and stuff but I'm also trying to see it in Batman's pov. And so I do believe he does have a point. And I wouldn't say he hasn't fought against beings who have magical abilities cause there are moments all in the DC Universe. Thus why I said he wouldn't completely deny magic or anything supernatural. If it's obvious to him it's obvious so no point in denying it then. And yet again I don't think his attitude was intentional. Sure it seemed like he was being a tad bit rude but if anything it was more him trying to be logical and direct.

[@faizanraza255]

@@daisiathepotatoangel1273 bruh not everytime a ghost will come to your bathroom to signal you on the walls. You gotta trust your colleagues if you expect them to trust you.

[@daisiathepotatoangel1273]

​@@faizanraza255 I don't think it's all about trust. Yes it is an important thing in a team but this is Batman we're talking about. And I do think he trusts his teammates just apparently not when they make assumptions. It's clear he's not the type of guy to trust everything he hears unless there's proof with it. I'm not saying it's bad to trust other peoples assumptions about something I'm just saying sometimes it's not always good to do that. It's also good to trust your instincts. Especially if it's obviously fishy. But sometimes your instincts can be wrong too. It's a what if situation. Like what if they turned out to be wrong? Bman is just a cautious person. He wants to know for sure before stating it. And I respect that. Now obviously they were right with their assumption but it's more about the thought of what if they weren't. That's just the point I'm trying to make. I'm not disagreeing with you because you are right but this is how I see it.

[@jonthompson1790]

Batman is the only criminally insane person in that room.

[@Leuhim]

True, he does good, but his "crazy." His trauma makes his perspective think Cripple a human and kill aliens acceptable But kill a human be the worst sin, that would take his humanity away. As many people irl. He is flawed. He is bat - *man*

[@jonthompson1790]

@@Leuhim he's responsible for everyone the joker killed or mutilated

[@morgantellez758]

I love how Batman is the first to say they shouldnt jump to magic as a reason, but continues to investigate that angle anyways

[@devonjames7999]

Thats what makes him the greatest detective.

[@shrekfeetpics]

"These crimes were committed by law-abiding citizens" *Huh* 💀

[@ahkafkhan4512]

bro doesnt know basic words

[@humayunazad5820]

That is how a detective would talk. Before drawing any proper conclusions, he'd like to check every one of them. So, a generalised statement based on a narrow overview would anger him. Were all of those people checked for toxins? Hallucinogens? Or any other process? Yes, Bruce is right. But, WW and Supes- both have a background in magic. And like a detective, he followed that chain of thought.

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

So does Batman, he’s on a first name basis with zatanna and her father trained him

[@thefakebluejay5394]

this comment needs more likes. there's too many ppl saying stuff like "everyone loves batman too much to see that he's being rude here". yea he shouldn't have been rude, but other justice league members have been rude to him plenty of times before. no one on that team is perfect, they all mistakes but mean well deep down

[@josephreynolds2401]

​@@thefakebluejay5394 Not only is he not being rude in what is essentially a militant operations meeting, he's communicating assertively and pointing out the severe limitations that the building breaking, flying, highly durable heroes have. Their methods do not include undercover work, monitoring, logistics or clean-up duty.

[@osejeomizegba505]

Batman is an absolute nutcase

[@alisherkadirov4980]

Dr Fate:🗿

[@mrkillz1609]

I feel like Batmans brain turned off here it happened thousands of times to random people it was pretty obvious that something was wrong

[@cristobalbarra583]

I mean, scarecrow fear gas could do that, or even joker, he knows it can be magic, but also denying that normal people can't do that is also wrong

[@kerst4eva197]

@@cristobalbarra583 it’s not that he’s denying the magic but realizing that it’s most likely mass hysteria being caused by scarecrow which isn’t true but would seem most likely from his point of view

[@rossolini3588]

@@cristobalbarra583 scarecrow or that stupid clown can't shower the whole world, batman is obviously wrong here

[@jeppyjep]

@@cristobalbarra583 Its happening all over the world. I doubt Joker or Scarecrow could pull something like that.

[@reduande]

You mean like Fear toxin of Scarecrow. Joker regulary turns "law abiding citizens" into criminals... the beef is. They think magic is responsible. He says there is other s**t that can manage the same. And recommends consulting an expert first, before jumping to conclusions.

[@writerlairchannel2636]

Justice League Dark - awesome movie

[@tymeier7570]

Apokolips war was better Although it would have been even better if we got even more of Trigon making Darkseid his bitch

[@writerlairchannel2636]

​​@@tymeier7570 I respect your choice, you are not against violence in that movie for no reason, both films aren't for everybody but they are great and I respect people that know this fact

[@jeppyjep]

​@@tymeier7570 Apokolips is good but too edgy for my taste. Justice League Dark is better imo.

[@tymeier7570]

@@jeppyjep I wouldn't call it edgy just because it removed everyone's plot armor.

[@DeadEyeAnge]

The one movie they don't have on Max.

[@Noone-qw2xs]

He's 100😅 right. Batman should be the leader

[@christianmaher1936]

I love when movies/shows have maps to show like where the events are happening and they'll put dots just randomly like on a frozen part of Nunavut and northern Greenland

[@Gangsta_Spongebob]

tf else is they suppose to do

[@Final_Word01]

Batman: “touch concrete” Also batman: swinging and doing parkour on top of buildings to get to his location

[@haydenford8878]

some buildings use concrete

[@doc1192]

I love that Batman is dead wrong here, and people are defending him lmao

[@spartanmucho5950]

He’s telling them not to rule out mental insanity and then recommends them to spend more time learning criminal minds in a street level bud

[@doc1192]

@@spartanmucho5950 they didnt rule it out They made a reasonable assumption based on experience and statistical evidence that they had And they were right

[@Riuhvdevsrh]

love to see it 🍿

[@jeppyjep]

People think that all the Justice League are dumb except for Batman. Batman worshippers are insane.

[@garyballard179]

No, he's not wrong. All possibilities need to be considered - even if it was magic, magic shouldn't be the first assumption. Batman knows several non-magical villains that could pull off something similar. And I'd say that most members of the Justice League _could_ spend a little more time on the streets.

[@dedeede4762]

"Instead of flying over them" Did he just tell them to touch grass?

[@damonmilline9227]

That's Batman!

[@AutumnWoodham]

"The criminally insane don't need an excuse" Okay, but when there's a sudden spike of crime, and all them make the same claims of visions... you don't need to be a detective to know that two plus two equals fucking magic.

[@demonbye19]

You forgot scarecrows fear toxin as an example or mind control machines and shit

[@chaoticdetectivepeach]

Or yk, scarecrow

[@incognitomode3306]

Batman didn't want them involved in that. He knew it could be dangerous if the league succumb to those visions, and he just didn't feel like initiating his contingency plans.

[@dmontae13]

Yeah but compared to what happens with Darseid later down the line, I think using those plans would’ve saved some time

[@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414]

Batman : I will say that their magic idea is bullshit so they won't try to get involved with magic. Instead of just saying that magic is powerful and that they should ve careful with that. I hope this won't back fire in any way such as having them falling for a magic spell they could have been prepared for, had they been informed that magic was a real thing from the start.

[@incognitomode3306]

@@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414 Sometimes it's best to keep people in the dark, rather than tell them to stay away from the light. I know Superman can be a bit dumb and arrogant sometimes. He doesn't always think things through with his godlike powers, i.e Apokalips war.

[@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414]

@@incognitomode3306 That's a tad bit convenient.

[@oceanberserker]

​@@incognitomode3306 That seems like it might be a bit of a reach and oversimplification.

[@KayTheDude5146]

As soon as he heard superpower-less citizens he rushed for all those red workout points on the map and massive income for the wayne hospitals

[@bucky_.._chi509]

“You not built for these streets son”

[@imaniradcliff9532]

Bro fr said "Y'all ain't been in the hood like me." 😂

[@kirstinmclintock4326]

"We need John F. Kennedy-" Animator: We don't do that here

[@blackhand441]

Batman : On a team with an immortal amazonian princess, a boy who can summon lightning on a clear day and a magic eagle man hybrid. Also Batman : "They're insane lol"

[@ICTheAlchemist]

That’s why Batman chose Dick Grayson as his first Robin, cause he knew Nightwing was gonna be for the streets

[@DarkAngel-im5bh]

Batman wasn’t lying tho you can actually interact and see what’s going on in the streets than flying over them…top detective they say, I see why.

[@MrMagistralMalik]

In his defense, The Death of the Wayne Family and the perpetrators ALWAYS being psychopaths or sociopaths.

[@nurmashtok4935]

I think he said that because he wanted to solve this case without the justice league

[@itsamebenjamintennyson1230]

Because Batman can never be wrong. Sucha a grounded and realistic character.

[@mindcontrol31]

People love Bats so much that they cant see that he is not only wrong but being a jerk. WW clearly said could and perhaps and Supes said can you rule it out.

[@Badbirdie]

All it ever takes is a few words to plunge paradise into chaos.

[@memeriazer]

Green lantern had me 🤣🤣🤣

[@shaderunner8220]

Except, it WAS magic. He doesn't really roast anyone here as much as, you know, he kinda ignores a pretty obvious reasoning.

[@DrWatson4]

Poor John Stewart 😂

[@Flyingmushroomman]

Why does he discredit magic so quickly, he's talking directly to an Olympian demigod

[@Chuong.01]

Movie name: Justice league Dark

[@hippopilot6750]

Says the guy who pretend the death penalty isn't an option

[@Hippo_Hegemony]

Everyone is a law abidding citizen until they arent.

[@Arnauchito]

Batman gringo : Te falta calle 🐎

[@Extremo74-ce6oc]

Jajaja re si

[@MrVoldross]

Last thing you want to hear from a billionaire who beats up the poor as a side hustle while literally swinging over the streets instead of walking 😮‍💨

[@silverfoxslash]

"these crimes were commited by law abiding citizens." Wtf does that mean

[@khanhnguyen-tt3ff]

that rich coming form the guy that going to create a team full of magic user hero. you know something is up when batman walk out of the room and start doing his own shit

[@Bigolhusk]

Turns out it was magic.