Superman vs Batman & Green Lantern | Justice League: War

[@fakeaccount3755]

Superman: So, what can you do? Batman: This! *Dramatically cuts his cape

[@Shadow-rz5pb]

Hey, it was effective. And you have to admit, being able to hold out against Superman for so long is pretty impressive for a human

[@blackmage665]

@@Shadow-rz5pb superman clearly ramps up the damage as he goes through the fight, which is considerate I guess. it takes a bit before he even touches him, starting after he causes batman to fall like 1-2 stories and the guy just keeps going. throws him into a brick wall that was unsupported and just kind of loose, not even super hard, all things considered. Batman keeps going, superman tries to avoid hurting him as he chokes him out, the GL comes in and superman can flex a little more on that guy.

[@CAPace09]

@@blackmage665 Reminds me of the World of Cardboard speech

[@chrisjohn8725]

@@Shadow-rz5pb that's not a valid point because superman is not really trying to hurt him. It's like how some people give bugs to get away before they're finally pissed off enough to kill it.

[@royaltypoetry1533]

@@Shadow-rz5pb superman wasn't even trying batman trying very hard and not doing anything

[@gaboseries5252]

Imagine if Bruce Wayne wasn’t famous. Then Supes would be like: “You’ve made your point... dude.”

[@kingjb554]

@Kumat Bhaskar OH DADDY

[@rinceman2442]

Like when Luthor learns Flash's secret identity... "I don't have idea who is this".

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@rinceman2442 That's one of my favorite parts of the JLA series

[@raptor7s]

Dumb question but why did superman stopped hitting batman when he told superman his identity to him?

[@gaboseries5252]

Koos.TM! Idk. Batman was right about what he said right before saying his name. He wasn’t the kind of person to abuse people who’re weaker than him

[@garretthildebrandt6743]

At this point, Batman started making mental notes on Superman’s abilities, how none of his gadgets affected him, and how to fix that for the future.

[@EPIGOLD]

krypotonite knuckles for round 2

[@rlopez8630]

THAT'S what makes him Batman!

[@ihimaera8284]

Yeah he knew he could stop the fight at anytime but was testing for weaknesses. Poison, electricity, sound, explosives, what a beast.

[@nickojames93]

And later on he found out that superman's weakness is just a rock.

[@garretthildebrandt6743]

Animals and Pajamas The radioactive chunks of his dead home world. A pretty hardcore rock, if you as me.

[@nothappyboi9453]

I like how Superman is slightly offended at Batman saying the tech was alien and assumed it was him 😂

[@assaultgaming6614]

Batman being racist 😂

[@dmwanderer9454]

Superman: All aliens aren't the same

[@Me-wx1mt]

“Oh, so just because I’m an alien means I can speak parademon??? Do better.”

[@nigelxd3735]

@@Me-wx1mt friendly reminder that he does speak a bit of parademon in that instant

[@AllenGoncalves]

​@@assaultgaming6614literally

[@LetBBB6345789]

Given lantern's powers are limited only to his imagination, his imagination is really limited...

[@jazielsilva2182]

Its his will. The stronger his will the stronger his ring will become

[@lucasab9005]

It's because the writer's imagination isn't so big too kkk

[@JamzP14]

@@Vomer0 Eeeeeh, it's not so much nerf. Hal Jordan was never one of the more creative lanterns. John Steward tends to have a better mental ability than Hal.

[@terrencefail4544]

@@JamzP14 I think if u rate skill wise and constructs from weak to strong Guy Gardner The 1960s green lantern Alan Scott Baz the middle east and new 52 green lantern Hal Jordan John Stewart Kyle aka ion

[@nicolasoliveira4903]

@@terrencefail4544 Guy is the best.

[@dewaunwarren1]

I love how Batman says let's talk to him when he's been ignoring Superman the whole fight.

[@DD-sw1dd]

I know right. “I just wanna talk”. (After throwing everything he had at’em ).

[@chrisa825]

He is not ignoring him it was in the previous scene when Batman could not speak that is why is said trying to went Superman asked him to speak

[@HieuTran-bk5di]

I think it could be batman testing his equipments on superman to maybe plan for a future contingency plan

[@chrisa825]

@@HieuTran-bk5di no if you have watched the movie you would know that Batman lost his voice

[@dewaunwarren1]

@@HieuTran-bk5di okay but he doesn't have to ignore him to do that

[@kadenwilson2382]

Superman while choking batman Talk While you still can Batman: I'm trying to Me: Ah finally a movie acknowledges that doing that is ineffective

[@tyfenrir]

To be fair. Batman was answering his question with "I'm trying to find out". But ya it works both ways in this situation.

[@MasterTopHat42]

Yah because being choke cuts off your air supplie and you need air to talk so

[@thabsoffical.-8742]

Batman has done this before lol

[@dublethetruble4620]

@@MasterTopHat42 wow you must be really smart to know that

[@Dan-jp2th]

@@dublethetruble4620 😂😂 it was so unnecessary

[@sadcat1135]

0:47 I love how Batman doesnt even say anything. He knows Lantern is overconfident and won't listen so it's better to just let Sup kick his ass xd

[@hatakeanime1254]

Batman got his arse kicked lol

[@GrogedUp]

@@hatakeanime1254 green lantern can make anything with a ring batman has a few amazon gadgets bro it’s a bit diffrent

[@Megamanthemachine]

@@GrogedUp nope those are real battle tech he designed himself.

[@GrogedUp]

@@Megamanthemachine no shit🤦🏻‍♂️

[@darkzangetzu005]

@@hatakeanime1254 Batman wasnt even there to fight superman so idk what your point is. The main point of Batman is being peak human, intimidation, prep time, contingency plans, intelligence, and gadgets. Only three of those listed showed up here and out of those 3, one of those made Superman stop fighting

[@nevermore7285]

“It’s a big universe.” He says that to a GREEN LANTERN

[@koinzellascheriit4282]

Yea but this Lantern is amazed if his new buddy has his own satellite, even if he comes from a Space Station... Hal is special

[@bayrammathlouthi2693]

@@koinzellascheriit4282 he's new ig

[@braxat52]

DCAU Hal Jordan is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[@InoMercy]

@@braxat52 Especially when he's written to be even stupider to make Batman look good

[@Zhy-Fi.X]

Yeah... So what?¿?¿... Deal with...

[@draco9280]

"Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?” Batman’s a true one percenter

[@nudgeone7927]

Hal's an exception to that cuz he spent majority of his time in space doing lantern stuff (I think )

[@Needler13]

@@nudgeone7927 Yeah, that is how it works, since this based off the old 52. Dude spent more time in the air in a jet or in space, not sure he cares enough about earth pop culture to know about the Prince of Gotham.

[@hyperrunner8531]

@@Needler13 The dude just mentioned being on TMZ lol

[@qk5574]

@@nudgeone7927 So you are telling me he thought he would know what an alien godlike piece of technology was before one of America’s most richest being ever? Yeah right.

[@katrinakatrinanta6237]

@@qk5574 I mean he is around aliens and in space all the time so you would think they would know and tell him

[@a.20ali81]

who the hell is Bruce Wayne? batman : we think it's an alien

[@savatarx99]

Speech 100

[@angryyoungman4389]

His One line did Jokes on Superman, Confused GLantern and Protected Batman's Identity.

[@abdalrahmanamrmostafa1975]

If only he had some lead coating

[@senzcez2237]

Not exactly what batman saids but ok

[@limpo4156]

@@senzcez2237 r/woosh

[@bibbo3167]

*Hal after he goes home and googles “Bruce Wayne”* : 🤭 audible gasp

[@unknogne]

lmao later in the movie batman revealed himself to hal

[@FallouFitness_NattyEdition]

They didn't have Google back then

[@unknogne]

@@FallouFitness_NattyEdition if they had TMZ back then, then they should’ve had google back then.

[@tracark2255]

@@unknogne Ha that got a laugh out of me

[@unknogne]

@@tracark2255 me too honestly 😂😂

[@huntercool2232]

Superman: **Breaks all of Batman’s gadgets** Batman: “Bruh! Do you know how much those things costs?”

[@X_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya]

Batman "Oh wait I'm a billionaire I can afford the hits."

[@exploringninja]

@@X_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya He's a multi Billoniore

[@3Rayfire]

@@X_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya Bruce don't give a fuck, Clark still owes him 50K for the supercomputer Supergirl broke. He's not forgiving it either.

[@friedmiracle9960]

@@3Rayfire Clark could easily be one of the richest guys in the DC universe. All that tech and alien knowledge he has stored in the fortress is probably worth a shitton of money

[@3Rayfire]

@@friedmiracle9960 Yep, or in the salvage game. Pirate gold at the bottom of the ocean, cash it in and Superman now has his own fat bank account. I can see not selling Kryptonian tech, that stuff is dangerous...but Kal-El could easily get rich without doing anything dangerous.

[@abhijithis9424]

Batman at the start: this man can do stairs with his imagination and power ring, i gotta look cool. *Barrel rolls down for no reason*

[@stevenaguilera9202]

That was the funniest shit ever. I read your comment and re-watched the beginning and could not stop laughing.

[@10highsky]

@@stevenaguilera9202 same 😂

[@kaleebdemtshudne7996]

Follow your father’s example

[@levipenedo5097]

He was playing Dark Souls

[@fer8agp]

Hyah Hyah

[@TheEthanGamer]

Every dark souls player ever: 0:02

[@MamaFaff]

"Character please roll!!"

[@ImponteDeluxo]

Everybody knows if you dont roll in dark souls at least 300 times, you die

[@DaxSoldier7227]

Every gears of war player

[@cursingqbert]

Lmaoooo

[@greenthepokemontrainer3358]

XD

[@quitequaintq5830]

Loved the way they introduced each other, as compared to Tomorrowverse where they just do it off-screen. I always enjoy Superman and Batman meeting for the first time.

[@jamieammar6131]

Tomorrowverse feels so disjointed.

[@siyasithole7995]

​@Jamie Ammar fr!!

[@The-Entelechy]

@@jamieammar6131 Yea it feels like there's no gameplan to make everything cohesive compared to the og dcau movies.

[@mathisleger-1191]

@@The-EntelechyDCAMU wayyyy better than DCAU

[@The-Entelechy]

​@@mathisleger-1191 Never heard of the DCAMU before. Searching it up I'm guessing DCAU is the period of movies where it looked like the justice league cartoon? And the DCAMU is the period starting from 2013 with flashpoint. And yea I'd probably agree though both are great. I especially love the og Justice league cartoon. Even the Young Justice cartoon is good which makes me sad because live action is so dogshit other than them redoing batman over and over.

[@lordess.]

The whole movie was just lantern and batman roasting each other 😂😂

[@DanteVital93]

😂😂 You right there, you beast!

[@narcizapico3572]

So this was a scene from a movie, not from a series episode?

[@lordess.]

@@narcizapico3572 yes this was a movie

[@flow9784]

More like Batman making Hal look like a clown

[@JohnIvoryMusic]

This and the sewer are the only scenes they do that in lol

[@abdullahhereh8750]

Lantern : breathes Batman : LANTERN NO !!!!!

[@Olddd_ma]

Aboda Hereh Lmfaoo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@albertnedi5713]

Ur funny.

[@ro_blex8513]

Albert Nedi no you

[@splinter360]

Lol

[@readmore7364]

I'm the 1k person who liked

[@alihamarat8549]

4:23 Supes and Hal: Flying Batman: WALKING FURIOUSLY

[@AfroSamurai-]

Ali Hamarat underrated comment!

[@donkeykong4983]

Ali Hamarat hes running

[@stevenmartinez6213]

Batman slows down because he sweats and needs water because he’s dehydrated lol

[@coc8648]

Bats has to walk so that supes and lantern can keep up

[@mightbearer]

Batman: it's not a race 😡

[@Me-wx1mt]

I love this scene because at a certain point it seems more like Batman is just trying to test Superman and see what will work against him

[@TheMacC117]

Until he tried to kick him, lol.

[@Me-wx1mt]

@@TheMacC117 true lol

[@chuckchizzle]

​@@TheMacC117 I thought that was funny too. "I don't have anything else...he's got me....kick him in the head"

[@cha0sk1lls]

batman fans just find anyway to not accept he was losing 😭

[@Me-wx1mt]

@@cha0sk1lls no he was for sure losing 😂

[@WhatTheGame]

Did batman just ROLLOUT like an autobot at the start

[@cherryice4603]

Roflmao!!!

[@xxatomantxx67]

He had just got through playing Dark Souls

[@OmniversePosting]

😂😂😂

[@diogolima1036]

@@xxatomantxx67 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@justinroman8023]

BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN

[@TTony-tu6dm]

“He’s pissed off” Words you never want to hear when facing Superman

[@samuelhellewell2880]

Truer words have never been spoken

[@lowkiejay624]

Unless you're a pissed of ultra instinct goku

[@carolsnyman630]

@@lowkiejay624 unless it's cosmic armour superman

[@lyrics2challenged]

@@carolsnyman630 he's not worth your time.

[@lowkiejay624]

@@carolsnyman630 unless it's zeno the god and can wipe out the universe with a snap of his fingers

[@dewaunwarren1]

This shows us how terrifying Superman is to villains without powers. I knew he wasn't going to kill Batman but I was still very scared for Batman.

[@rosemarrie2391]

Yeah. Doomsday is the only nemesis of Supes that made him bleed and suffer.

[@dianthony4515]

@@rosemarrie2391 lex?

[@kaodraeon6060]

@@rosemarrie2391 really? Because I could've sworn batman cut his face with a kryptonite spear

[@virongacha7211]

@@kaodraeon6060 that doesn’t count

[@kaodraeon6060]

@@virongacha7211 yeah it does she said doomsday is the "only" nemesis that made him bleed and if batman doesn't count don't worry i have more on the list in the justice league the new 52 comic green lantern knock blood from superman's mouth with his constructs in the darkseid war grail beat the hell out of superman along with the rest of the justice league i can go on and on if you want

[@DArtmanreignz]

Look at Batman's quick thinking and reaction to Superman, regardless of whether he could stop him or not It's pretty impressive. It's a great display of Batman's physical limitations, while pointing out the fact that he is still extraordinary for a human. He could take down most street levelers, and low level superhumans with a lot of these tactics alone 👑

[@manuelvalentine7905]

Exactly, what you wrote is Batman is his purest form. For our entertainment tho he is written to win 90% of fights anyway lol

[@Miyakolover]

I kinda think it's bullshit.

[@arthurcurry2003]

Enough with the Batman hype. You guys are fkn annoying.

[@DArtmanreignz]

@@Mihawk-Hawk-eye You Batman haters are funny, don't try to lowball Deathstroke when he actually escaped from Superman's sight before👑

[@coldwater9540]

​@@DArtmanreignz he wasn't lowballing deathstroke at all,medium type superhuman means Deathstroke is almost as the same level as spider man cuz he's stronger than a normal human so realistically he would beat batman and has beaten him before

[@chinchine6788]

Superman: So wat can u do Batman: talk no jutsu

[@zippolighter0177]

*Naruto Runs Away* BELIEVE IT!!

[@naseefb]

he can make a synthetic version of kryptonite, put it in a gas can and blow it to superman's face..

[@gdcrash763]

@@naseefb Nice One XD

[@AndrewAce.]

Lmao

[@psychocheetah402]

@Mr Bleach He wouldn't have the time honey

[@Raoul9753]

I wonder how much a standard Car insurance costs in the DC Universe... Especially in cities like Metropolis...

[@peterparquer1873]

Lol......

[@desmonddoe2415]

😂😂😂

[@mcintosh0265]

Same goes for Marvel

[@lazerbeamspewpew4728]

@@mcintosh0265 Ehhh..

[@FffFff-qr9xs]

You just can't get one insurances are not legal in fiction

[@mayhemph]

"You stop concentrating and that shield breaks apart" "Shutuuup...."

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

I guess batman didn't think talking could ruin his concentration

[@preposteroustoast]

Shaddup

[@victorbranco7928]

Best part

[@95ExtremeAI]

Do you think we didn't hear or see that part ? Why to write in comments? People nowadays...

[@symbiotesaiyan]

Is it me or did that shut up sound clean as fuck?

[@revanchistofnumenor]

I don't know if I'm the only one, but this is my favorite Superman design not to mention he's terrifying here lol

[@siyasithole7995]

Nah, I'm with you I love it too

[@MrAlexmercer94]

He's really handsome here, and quite playful too

[@draco2xx]

i like the soviet union superman better

[@StardustLegend]

He encapsulates so many different facets of his character here. Not only is he putting out quips and seeming playful, but he’s able to come off as intimidating while going easy

[@MaRgEd.ZamaSU]

Better than japanese loise superman lol.

[@tendaisimbanegavi519]

Green Lantern: "HE'S GONNA KILL US" Batman: "No he won't..." Green Lantern: "What? Why?" Batman: "Because our mothers share the same first name"

[@Shadow-rz5pb]

I'm pretty sure it's the other way around. Batman is the one with the trauma

[@thephoenix4093]

@@Shadow-rz5pb both of their mother's name is martha

[@thephoenix4093]

@@tatian1547 ?

[@Nihilakh4life]

"WAIT YOUR MOMS NAME IS MARTHA". MY MOM'S NAMES MARTHA".

[@lonestarreactor1554]

@@tatian1547 Yep. Zack Snyder has permanently undercut the greatest superhero crossover with meme fodder.

[@gregvincenavarrete8916]

3:50 Superman: You've made your point.. Bruce Wayne. Green Lantern: Who the hell is Bruce Wayne? Batman: We think it's alien.

[@mineralgrey8332]

Green Lantern “Hey, Hey, Hey what happened, we still fighting??”

[@pkgamer_6961]

Omar Aquavivas “alien is relative btw”

[@chantels7476]

"Well it's not kryptonian"

[@shazamkablam1420]

Batman: "worth a shot".

[@FireIsTheCIeanser]

"Let's move."

[@walkjd1]

Batman: We have to talk to him. After ignoring every question he asked lol

[@jimmywu1011]

He was testing his powers, I thought it was obvious.

[@ideeyes4054]

@midgetydeath Well I hope it was worth damaging several buildings, demolishing a construction site and risking the lives of hundreds of people.

[@Warcodered01]

@@ideeyes4054 That was mostly on Superman knocking that green bouncy ball through shit like it doesn't matter.

[@jonpompey1974]

@@ideeyes4054 really dude? We are going there and using that lame ass crap? I'm sure also if any of them damn marvel characters did the same thing? You're punkass would probably say nothing! So give me damn break!

[@neilcardenas6476]

Jajaja good point

[@Dud-in9iu]

As a lifelong fan of DC, this is far more accurate depiction of each of their power levels in relation to each other. Glad to see the writers of this movie not showing Superman and Batman going toe-to-toe like some sort of mma fight. There is simply no contest btwn the two; Superman would handle Batman just like this movie depicts.

[@scottcopley1ify]

100%

[@scan8501]

I’m actually surprised Batman didn’t use kryptonite on superman

[@digishade7583]

The sonic bomb should of had some effect though no amount of training would stop that from stunning someone who has extra sensitive hearing like superman

[@quitequaintq5830]

​@@scan8501 probably replaced it with the shark repellent instead 😆

[@TrueCyberZ]

Well let's remember batman would kick supe's ass IF he had prep time But yes I hate it when batman doesn't have prep time and yet he would still go toe to toe with supe.

[@Junebug_online]

Batman is properly powered here. Puts up a fight, but stands no real chance without Kryptonite

[@alec2733]

More superman lives more power he get from the Sun. He can also resist to the kryptonite, untill he start to be immune at it. But even if it is under the radiation of that green crystal, he has a strong force of will. The only reason why batman beat superman is because the kryptonian doesn't want to hurt somone, he is scared by his own power. Superman can destroy a solar sistem with a blink of his eyes (and it's not a very big exaggeration). BvS shows a very "weak" superman.

[@BobBob-po4ds]

Wibramo totrek a kryptonite bullet almost killed him and that is a small amount of kryptonite

[@ratnest5950]

He beat him with electricity when he was super old no kryptonite just a conductor and wits

[@dawitfekadu18]

you're not talking about the batman returns animated movie by any chance are you?

[@frog4364]

I found the superman fan

[@Jungy_Mungerson]

0:02 to 0:03 Batman thinks he's playing Dark Souls

[@racconbuilders3665]

Or legend of Zelda If u know link’s little roll

[@communityEsc]

Mood.

[@korneliuszpronczuk4063]

Or Witcher 2

[@diegobarragan774]

You deserve more likes haha

[@scottandrew8675]

very underappreciated comment hahahaha

[@thomastheneckbreaker2961]

What can you do? **Cuts Cape**

[@StevenSteel7]

😂😂😂😂

[@meifungliew1637]

No capes!

[@masterchief9291]

@@meifungliew1637 incredibles

[@Nintendofan2012]

random shits channel he can buy a new one anyway 😂

[@dlxmarks]

Batman can also keep a respirator in his mouth way after it was no longer necessary.

[@damenwhelan3236]

Batman trying to legit kick supes in the head always makes me laugh.

[@concept5631]

Just noticed that Supes moved his head so Batman didn't injure himself from the kick. Good detail.

[@jk8190]

How a mere human avoided a punch by someone who's almost as fast as Flash? Because, he's Batman

[@tyronelannister9922]

mare human? What kind of twisted Greek pornography you into

[@Kyonak]

😂

[@aviationismylife6814]

@FingerDawg or maybe it's cause Batman know muiltple styles of fighting and is letting his body move on it's own.

[@joshm.9427]

@@aviationismylife6814 or, maybe it's because plot armor

[@Anonerak]

Its called plot armor, plot dodge in this case. That is how Batman usually survives, he is covered from head to toe in plot armor.

[@Devil0027]

Superman tells Bruce it’s a big universe like he has been anywhere, he was raised on earth. Meanwhile the member of the green lantern core is shocked someone has a satellite. Wow

[@EmoPeter2000]

Well considering he is from a planet light years away, he is entitled to say that.

[@Criminalupper2200]

He's not shocked satalites exist, he's shocked a single vigilante has his own satalite, which cost many millions of dollars to create, get into space and operate

[@ricky7321]

Aakash Sunil no he’s not. This version of Superman has studied Krypton but has never traveled that far. Him telling Batman and Green lantern that the universe is big is almost insulting as I’m pretty sure this Batman has more knowledge on space then this dumbass Superman. And green lantern is the fucking green lantern. Space is literally in the job description for him

[@EmoPeter2000]

@@ricky7321 You're completely missing the point of his remark. He doesn't have to have gone to Krypton, he's from Krypton. The nature of that comment was referring to how he is a from a planet light years away, which already backs his statement that the universe is large. You've misunderstood the exchange.

[@friedmiracle9960]

@@ricky7321 you do realize superman is technically smarter than batman right? His parents are from a long line of enhanced kryptonians who were considered some of the smartest people on their planet. Superman is already overpowered as it is so if they were to include his intelligence. Everyone would be fucked. That's why they mostly show him as a simple 'jock'.

[@huntercool2232]

1:15 Superman: “So.. What can you do?” Batman: “I can cut my cape and run away!”

[@Philip4454]

Lamo

[@unlimitedpower1385]

@@Philip4454 yes hes a korean hacker hes the nephew of the chinese hacker lmao

[@gregvincenavarrete8916]

@@unlimitedpower1385 This is very confusing.

[@unlimitedpower1385]

@@gregvincenavarrete8916 kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3Wlopptfp2Bq6s

[@gregvincenavarrete8916]

@@unlimitedpower1385 Im talking about the last part " This is very confusing" 😂

[@alchemiist]

Batman hitting Supes with everything he’s got in his utility belt is really telling. Batman essentially tested what could’ve worked and now knows none of it did, so his adaptation was already in play. The whole fight was basically to get information, to figure out what Superman’s weaknesses were and what weren’t. The Sonic beacon was the only thing that seemed to stun him, even if it was for a moment. I guarantee Batman was already thinking of means to defeat Superman should it ever become necessary, especially after their first encounter. Goated hero

[@ezio4470]

It comes full circle in Hush, which is also pretty cool.

[@SixSenseQuan]

Although true this further proves if superman wanted to ..he'd effortlessly defeat or even kill batman..even bats himself said that but superman character isn't like that an even so the writers give batman alot of plot amor

[@araizashraf]

lmao look at butman fans in comment section trying to defend butmans beaten ass by a superman that was toying with butman and hal together

[@gloxost]

​@@araizashrafhe was not defending him. He just said batmans strategy. Ofc superman will beat batman even tho i am a batman fan. Batman is more like a street level guy. Only thing makes him useful in big leagues is his intelligance.

[@unfriendme8236]

​@araizashraf Listen here superman D rider, let's not act like Shazam can't whip superman ass

[@DVRKSTXR]

Batman: “Clark.” Superman: “Bruce Wayne.” And so the love story begins.

[@justsomegreendude9034]

Dafuq

[@radiant_krusader]

@Bill F0 real Cosby wtf

[@rosemarrie2391]

@@justsomegreendude9034 i know this is a joke but, Bruce never give a damn🤣

[@justaguywithnolikes3856]

"Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?"

[@radiant_krusader]

@@justaguywithnolikes3856 lol

[@UnknowinglyDerpy]

Honestly bruce calling out clark by name is levels more believable than "MARTHA"

[@brucesnow7125]

Obviously, he is supposed to be the World's Greatest Detective after all.

[@Picklericksin]

Please where's the "Martha" reference from

[@mrpringle9479]

@@Picklericksin BvS

[@axxelion1353]

If only people would understand the Martha scene

[@erenaltay7661]

@@axxelion1353 There is nothing to understand about it. Just some fanboys trying to make it work.

[@bonyannie]

Superman: Talk, while you still can. Batman: ...Martha Superman: Omg

[@k.t.1641]

That joke was funny until the internet beat it to death.

[@houseoftoussaint9609]

YAS

[@TrollPriestZandum]

You still don't understand yet? Stick to spiderman and uncle ben's secret rice recipe.

[@GigaChadh976]

Martha triggered batman. Not the other way around

[@williamlopshire2428]

Arnotts shape wow so not funny

[@Electrical010]

Realistically, without kryptonite this is the most realistic scenario. Batman can't do shit, so thank god Superman was holding back a little.

[@-Niggawhat-]

A little? He was holding back a whole lot😂

[@Electrical010]

@@-Niggawhat- Oh, yeah that's fair.

[@josephbutler4950]

Holding back a fricking lot more like it.

[@DD-sw1dd]

A little?

[@krxstian_9863]

That’s why I like this movie. It shows what would realistically happen if Batman and Superman fought.

[@basementbrickfilms4821]

Batman: *protects Gotham for over 20 years* Everyone: omg Batman’s working with those weird ugly creatures cus he wears a cape that’s black and looks like his

[@supasett9779]

Well, at this point in this universe, he's only been Batman for a very short time. He hasn't even started working with the GCPD yet and most people believe he's a myth.

[@cd8467]

he literally has just started out being Batman in this movie..

[@basementbrickfilms4821]

Chris Mendez no he actually didn’t

[@darkknight3939]

@@supasett9779 but Dick grayson was Robin time ago and old batsuits are in the batcave maybe he has been working as batman for time ago

[@shawnmiller4185]

@@basementbrickfilms4821 Yes he did. If I'm remembering correctly Hal thought he was a myth when he first met him which tells you that this is earlier in his career before he came out of the shadows and started working with the GCPD. But the problem with this is that this movie takes heavily from the new52 which basically shortened Batman's career but kept most of his major continuity.

[@Zaczac111]

Superman is depicted rather accurately in this movie. No bullshit weakness, the only thing that can really effect him is large force knocking him around, but that’s all it can do. It’s certainly always refreshing to see the characters depicted with actual power level taken into account.

[@kingarturchik6812]

Zaczac111 thats what makes Superman stupid

[@ToadstedCroaks]

And yet, everyone else had to wear plot armor for that to work. I mean, Batman alone died a dozen times in that short fight.

[@Zaczac111]

@@ToadstedCroaks Yeah, plot armor is still in the movie for sure. The absolute biggest offender being Batman, a human without superpowers, dodging omega beams.

[@kingarturchik6812]

Zaczac111 oh for some reason I thought you were sarcastic I’m guessing you are a Superman dan?

[@kingarturchik6812]

Fan

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

So like this could've all been prevented if they just talked... But where's the fun in that?

[@jgordan775]

Interesting...

[@Athletics2.0]

Dude you're everywhere go get a life

[@hmm7458]

you again

[@kaizai0]

Athletics 2.0 shut up smh. he is a normal person just watching what he enjoys.

[@jobsray8702]

how come u r everywhere?

[@carealoo744]

Amazing how this movie shows a better fight between Batman and Superman in 1 minute than an entire 2 hour movie called "Batman V Superman" does.

[@gameguy1337]

We must have seen a diffferent movie. For as terrible as that movie was alot of people agree that the fight was done well at least.

[@carealoo744]

@@gameguy1337 I disagree. Firstly, it's worth noting that my comment said that this animated movie showed: "a better fight" than in the official Batman V Superman fight. That statement in itself does not mean that fight in the live action movie was bad. Just that it's "worse" in comparison to this movie. In this fight, we actually see Batman use a variety of weapons that are nowhere to be seen in the actual Batman V Superman fight. We see him use an electric shock against Superman, although we also see that that has no effect. We see him use his stealth bomb smoke only for Superman to see right through it. Sure, he used a stealth bomb smoke in the live action movie as well, but it's never explained how Superman couldn't see through it. Many people theorized that the smoke was made out of lead (somehow) But that is never stated nor implied in the actual movie. I do appreciate how both movies used a sound box to use Superman's superhearing against himself. It's a shame that Superman just destroys it in both versions immediately, because it seems to be the only device that Batman has that actually has any sort of effect on Superman. The only other alternative is kryptonite, which just feels like such a cop-out

[@gameguy1337]

@@carealoo744 Fair enough, in the actual comic book this movie is based on they never really fought anyway. Batman tried talking to Superman from the start but Green Lantern kept trying to provoke him. Personally I think that is my favorite version.

[@night-seeker666]

And yet still they both share the fatal flaw of the fight continuing on because they don't know how to *talk things out.*

[@walmartpimp2]

Dawn of Justice was so bad Snyder’s daughter killed herself.

[@rowdeemunkee]

Even when he is completely out matched, Bats just had to run his tests on this new thing. Guy is nuts

[@Zhy-Fi.X]

Nuts = Genius? Yup, indeed...

[@Raven-zz4zt]

@@Zhy-Fi.X what's the real difference between genius and madness

[@NebGman]

@@Raven-zz4zt yes

[@deydraniadiancecht8298]

Batman is never in danger of being killed because he has super speed and invulnerability like Superman. It's the reason he can get punched over a hundred yards through the air, land on a brick wall with enough force to knock it over, and get right back up and keep fighting. I'll never understand why fan boys always praise Batman for being brave when he fights Superman. He's not being brave- he knows he can't be killed. He's got super powers just like Superman (minus flight, breath, and heat vision, of course). He's basically got all of the powers of Mr. Incredible

[@tyrellwilson9334]

@@deydraniadiancecht8298 He has the super power of simply being Batman.

[@motosapien2310]

"Aye aye what happened,we done fighting"

[@sharonmuthama667]

Motosapien This scene caught me off guard...I ended up choking coz I was laughing 😆

[@J3RRYiwftH]

You Made Your Point! 😂

[@WinterSoldier-n5e]

Love gl

[@unskilled1286]

Would be funny if Batman said, "we realised our moms have the same name, so we cool now."

[@boichaleitanthem2338]

@@sharonmuthama667 bz

[@Mil7654]

I can just imagine when GL ran into the building to fight Super-Man, Batman just stood there counting down how long it would take for GL to get his ass handed to him

[@usedtobearandomcombination9680]

Joseph Baldor 1...2....3 oh! Look there he is

[@dreed138secondchannel5]

who is playing the adam west batman theme or the or superman theme song from superman the movie over the fight

[@kl.8513]

Joseph Baldor Superman*

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

Hey in GL's defense Batman didn't do much better. Except for talking to Superman at the end.

[@kikiabdulloh3925]

Gadiel Gonzalez well no shit Sherlock, he's just a guy in a bat suit

[@adamatif288]

Superman really was making a joke out of these two. "Chains? You're funny."

[@chaosrealmer3455]

Yeah right after he just got mollywhopped by Green Lantern's attack

[@UllrGamingGod]

I love how out of the loop green lantern is “Superman’s gonna kills us” “You have your own satellite” “Whos Bruce Wayne” “Alright alright what happened, are we done fighting”

[@tomamurvanidze]

You forgot the "round two fly boy"

[@joshuaamadeusishak1887]

Well, regarding this Hal Jordan trying to fight Superman, it was his own fault since Batman never said they will fight him.

[@TKaz10]

Man what is it with you and sewers

[@theflyingdutchman9005]

The way green lantern says shut up cracks me up 😂😂😂

[@malcolmantoine3451]

True but the funnier one to me is when he said *who the hell is Bruce Wayne* LMAO

[@midfie1]

batman is a master in ninjitsu

[@mr.knifegun7941]

"Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?" Sneak 100

[@nolongerblocked6210]

There's one part of this depiction of Superman that's off, they show him flying through random buildings, breaking things and doing all kinds of unnecessary destruction. Supes usually avoided randomly destroying things

[@frankchen4229]

he also acted like kind of a dick here too

[@alpinoroyal7041]

Yea, it bothered me a bit, too. What I tell myself is, since Supes powers are that ridiculous, that he can still feel and see every person around him, so he probably punches Green Lantern just right so nobody gets hurt. Then again, why even punch him through buildings or a crowded street?

[@Jay_SGE]

it’s cause this is New 52 Superman who is a little more aggressive as both his parents died in a car crash border he fully became superman. He matures as the story progresses though! And starts to resemble more the superman we know.

[@yospidey0078]

I haven’t read the comic that this movie was based for a while and don’t remember. Do you know if Supes causes unnecessary damage in the comic?

[@davidjingga8356]

​@Jay_SGE hmm pretty sure this isn't really New 52 Superman since we see his folks alive and well in The Death of Superman movie

[@vorshack8968]

Superman: Alien is relative. Batman: Yes, relative to Earth. Which we happen to be standing on.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

He's just telling him that it's relative for the sake of future insight. IT doesn't matter if he didn't go anywhere. IF they're a huge universe full of species, than alien IS relative especially considering how constantly other life comes to earth.

[@vorshack8968]

@@Gadget-Walkmen You must be a lot of fun at parties :)

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@vorshack8968 I'm the star of the show and You're the one who made the ridiculous comment to begin with to try to correct superman when he was right the whole time.

[@vorshack8968]

@@Gadget-Walkmen Merp.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@vorshack8968 Uh huh. sure.

[@goldenqueen7973]

Anyone realize that super heroes with powers causes a majority of the property damage.

[@spockvskhan4561]

A lot of unpowered people cause panic and fights and damage on "Black Friday" sales.

[@themaniacgrape40]

But hey atleast the saved the day

[@entityx835]

Golden Queen True

[@zaynrivers7433]

You know, there's a word for that feeling of realization you're having, it's called "Captain America: Civil War"

[@getmoney1st312]

Ummm Have you watched the movie Superman vs Batman ? Duh.

[@philosophyfrog2653]

-"You don't kill do you Clark". -"Yeah no, I just punch random mortals through walls and buildings. We're cool right"?

[@Nihilakh4life]

Listen when your a superhero and I guy in a costume shows up your assuming he has powers. Otherwise what the hell is he doing trying to fight you.

[@ExpeditionPatrick]

I love how in the end superman and green lantern are flying while just letting batman use his basic ass legs to run. Like you guys gotta hurry, help a bro out give him a lift! 😂

[@Allthingsedits505]

🤣🤣

[@kienquochuynh1106]

In a movie batman doesnt want superman to carry him, he calls thats annoying xD

[@FireflyABQ]

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Still NOBODY: Batman: 0:02 Double forward somersault tumble for no reason

[@unknownaura]

He was coming in at high speed. He did that to break his fall.

[@deondrepolk4502]

@@unknownaura that plane stop completely for a good 2 seconds lol

[@module15]

Batman has always been so extra xD

[@ilias9201]

@@deondrepolk4502 And thats why he got thrown forward, so he had to do this

[@anope9053]

its to break the fall; try jumping from that height and landing on ur feet - even from half that height, it would hurt a lot

[@vixanspectre]

"Here's the plan. Green Lantern kicks Superman's ass, TMZ's got the video." *Green Lantern gets wrecked by Superman on video and it goes viral*

[@GeorgeMonet]

It WAS the plan.

[@sm0keyMcP0t420]

Just like Cody vs TJ

[@kibawhitefang7176]

Hahahahaha

[@jacksepticeyeantisepticeye1374]

Bro after that green light green lanter got the shit kicked out of him in 2 seconds

[@Vasu_Bhatnagar]

If lantern was a white or black lantern he would have killed superman.

[@astropunch101]

Wait there’s TMZ in this universe? Man this world was already doomed before Darkseid came around.

[@CAOVCorp2]

Lmao

[@MegaZeta]

That's a Geoff Johns script for you. Terrible in ways you'd never predict.

[@comebacksarecool2834]

What's tmz?

[@chakatfirepaw]

@@comebacksarecool2834 A mostly circular area with a thirty mile radius centered on the SW corner of West Beverly and La Cienega. It's the area in which cast and crew on movie/TV shoots are responsible for their own transportation and meals.

[@beanslol1725]

Im just wondering why supermans head is so fat in these films

[@salvajeasp757]

Love this portrayal of Superman. Completely overwhelming. “He’ll be a god to them.” - Jor-El

[@josiahthebrain8075]

He's not necessarily meant to be seen as a God. " He's just a guy trying to do the right thing ".

[@theouterlimits7788]

Superman is special character to portray because he is only limited by his own unwillingness to take a life. Even when its his enemies. To have a power like he does but to have the restraint to hold back to the limit he does is what makes him special.

[@tomnorton4277]

"I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something. To break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am."

[@adedolapoagiri5025]

Tom Norton where is that line from?

[@Adrian-yy3gg]

Adedolapo agiri when Superman fought darkseid in the justice league cartoon

[@masterexploder9668]

He's powered by yellow sun, he's pretty much as strong as needed. His villains in general also tuned up accordingly (like Darkseid, who doesn't hold back like Supes does, obviously)

[@Nihilakh4life]

ALso the fact he puts in limits makes him stronger. If he went all out in every fight he'd actually be a lot weaker than he is. So his restraint is his greatest power because it makes him stronger.

[@mr.knifegun7941]

Batman: breathes Green lantern: I really hate that guy

[@thegreatestnpc8224]

I don’t know why but even though batman is getting his ass kicked he still looks cool doing it

[@justadreamer6006]

ikr lmao

[@Deadlyaztec27]

Falling with style

[@swanprincess898]

That's why he is BATMAN

[@sescal1038]

Because although he is getting his ass kicked, he is measuring Superman’s strength at the same time. Each time Batman attacks, the attacks increase in power. Batman isn’t fighting Superman, he is running an experiment! Because he is Batman !!!!

[@julianparsons3027]

Would make little difference. Batman is confirming only what is obvious. If Superman wasn't holding back, Batman would be dead.

[@fridaythedeerfox2982]

And the Justice League wondered why Batman made those contingency plans.

[@spadeecstasy8709]

I was kidding, YOU HAVE A SATELLITE?!?

[@VunderGuy]

Surprised Pikachu face.

[@williamwinder3466]

Batman - Several

[@denkikaminari6584]

Yes because he is Batman

[@danhle7999]

Batman: i'm rich

[@thetinthdoctor]

A Batellite

[@numbers93]

Batman: “Martha” Superman: “Why did you say that naaaaaame???”

[@jaceprince5385]

Please don't

[@anshulgupta6252]

Becaause i am BATMAN

[@alsnephilim]

you gotta reverse those names

[@afarensis9720]

GL: who's Martha???

[@ikejugend]

Move on dude

[@glazcanon8593]

Green Lantern: "On what, your own satellite?" Batman: *Stare* Green Lantern: "I was kidding you have a satellite!?" It never fails to make me smile how people always get surprised by the stuff Batman has on his person or back at the cave or in space.

[@RolandVonRose]

Glaz Canon or in this case in space...

[@jazzyb3424]

RolandVonRose nice

[@saurabhsahane1365]

It's his super power he is rich

[@justsomegreendude9034]

@Aamer Kastoff exactly

[@pingaspearce9403]

@Aamer Kastoff this ain't a competition of whose better dude lmao don't be so butthurt OP is just mentioning how green lantern s just surprised at how a powerless human has so much toys behind him Also no Green lantern couldn't even compete on the same wealth Batman has Dude owns the whole justice league HQ

[@notoriousd.i.g.87]

I feel like Batman just wanted to see how well he'd do against Superman without any special tools. He learns that it goes very poorly.

[@Dan_Kanerva]

he used all the special tools LMAO what you think is a special tool? a nuke ?

[@notoriousd.i.g.87]

@@Dan_Kanerva I wouldn't be surprised if Batman has a nuke to be honest lol.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

It would still go poorly with his tools. The only reason why batman last even a second is because superman isn't trying to kill him in ANY situation but batman fanboys don't like to admit that.

[@FrElite_Slayer]

Actually if Batman had kryptinite on him :3 Superman would have been over but Batman not trying to hurt him either I think 🤔?

[@Dan_Kanerva]

@@FrElite_Slayer facepalm*

[@L0LWTF1337]

I love how Superman is like: could you please explain what these boxes are? And Batman and Greenlantern keep futilely attacking him.

[@fernandorivera2131]

I know right they can easily talk to him and be like dude i'm a hero and this here broguht those creature here but no Batman is throwing bunch of shit at him lol 😂🤣 and Superman is not the kind of guy that would just kill someone for no reason.

[@francisharkins]

@@fernandorivera2131 To be fair Superman did chock slam him into a wall, I can see Lantern getting his ass kicked because he was looking for a fight, but Superman went on the attack against Batman first solely on the fact he was holding a Motherbox and the bad guy he encountered had a one before blowing himself up. Superman started the fight, Batman just retaliated until he could catch Superman off guard with his identity. Honestly its how most of the Justice League meet EVERYTIME they think someone else is a bad guy and they beat the crap oht of each other before they troll rach other and become friends.

[@fernandorivera2131]

@@francisharkins yeah that is good point 😅, Superman did slam Batman to the wall first but because he saw that was with green lanthern thinking that probably he could attack him next , but from a what i see he grab Batman by the cape and Batman had time to call him Clark Kent, and that probably would had stop Superman on attacking, and when he cut the cape he could be like Clark i'm on your side when he threw the smoke bomb,but yeah the Justice League every time they meet each other they want to beat the crap out of each other, it happened on the Comic, Cartoon and in the live action movie, but i find it sometimes dumb lol cause they are heroes and atleast they could ask for some question and keeping their guard up if they see something funny before beating someone up. But when is a villan they stop and ask bunch of question to know who they are they let them get away. 😂😂

[@friedmiracle9960]

@@francisharkins But superman obviously didn't want to hurt anyone. You can see when batman tried to kick him he moved his head to the side to avoid breaking his foot.

[@francisharkins]

@JiYun Yikes someones a little mad at Batman fans... All I was saying was that Superman threw the first punch. Honestly Superman and Batman are both plot armor heroes. I mean if you don't consider an alien that could survive a nuclear blast without a scratch as not having plot armor when their only weakness is a plot device... yeah. I love both superman and batman and I don't watch and read DC stuff for realism and lack of plot armor from everyone and everything. I go to Marvel if I want a sense of realism but less badass fights. Lol

[@secretservice7293]

Batman's thought process: 1:13 - "Ow.." 1:17 - "Superman is much to powerful to attack head on, but I need to know how powerful. I need to retreat." 1:23 - "Somehow I need to weaken his senses if I have any hope of defeating him... First let's try his sight." 1:31 - "Dammit." 1:36 - "His speed rivals that of the flash or so it seems... Fascinating." 1:40 - "lets see how invulnerable he is... Maybe it will buy me some time to escape." 1:45 - "The high ground would be my best option. Maybe I can get to a place where I can call for backup." 1:50 - "Ow..." 1:56 - "Will electricity have any effect? Perhaps kryptonian cells react to electricity in a similar way to humans, even if its not as effective." 2:00 - "You've got to be kidding." 2:06 - "This is my last attempt, the sound waves emanating from this device should disorient him enough to either get away or take him down.." 2:13 - "Okay, new plan..."

[@elmaxo1591]

Dude sure you’re not batman

[@jizzy3004]

Kill me.

[@kimihitothegreat6396]

i want you to narrate every movie from now on... well done !!!

[@milanpetrovic6965]

Lame.

[@hitzkooler15]

2:13 "Alright, lets talk"

[@MrMegaSuperDuperMe]

Batman: We think it's alien. Superman: Well it's not Kryptonian. Superman: Alien is relative, by the way. It's a big universe, *_racist._*

[@tragiclife5600]

lol

[@keybladelovers]

Zerebrat Eightyseven not really seeing as he isn't wrong as it's alien to Earth

[@fanimie]

*speciesist*, I think you mean.

[@Scrooblet]

Water is not wet

[@happyfatherof5164]

The right term is "Extraterrestial"

[@Moyocochis214]

this is the most accurate batman vs superman fight ive seen

[@Windbrindle]

Yeh its sooooo accurate that superman cant kill batman😂😂😂

[@Moyocochis214]

@@Windbrindle he is just toying with him

[@Windbrindle]

@@Moyocochis214 i was joking

[@Windbrindle]

@Kryptoskillet batman woudnt even have a chance

[@ghulaa]

@@Windbrindlesuperman doesnt kill so whats your point

[@jbobko9291]

Why couldn't justice league have waited a couple of years and followed this blueprint

[@stevenchoong2982]

Money

[@TheChronoG]

They could have almost replicated this movie as a live action production and it would have been better

[@weldonwin]

Because Disney were raking in the mad cash on the MCU and Warner Brothers management screamed "NOW! WE WANT THAT *NOW!"*

[@kumbi8368]

This movie and it’s sequels are doing what the DCEU should have done. It such a shame.

[@vintagexela]

because they wanted to play catch up. thank god we have animation, and cw and gotham.

[@legend2533]

Batman: Clark *WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME*

[@rafaelnoboa2193]

News flash, Batman had to actually investigate because in DC, glasses and a hat are more than enough

[@ruatsangawhite7261]

Becoz I'm Batman

[@joselitopaz2579]

LEGEND 25 😂😂😂

[@Nero-xg4oo]

LEGEND 25 he should have said Martha

[@littlevader2748]

What if instead of saying clark he said martha?

[@Enkronidus]

2:15 Not sure if this was already mentioned, but that reflex is pretty amazing

[@thescarecrow897]

Batman mftl confirmed

[@phabidz]

Darksoul

[@raddragon1373]

He predicted

[@colinpritchard2067]

I think it was more Superman would have killed him if he connected and he doesn't kill.

[@mortimerreid6766]

Lol pretty sure Superman missed on purpose.

[@awesomesause1116]

“I was kidding, you have a satellite?!!” Turns out he’s not just some dude with a costume

[@martinnaranjo3185]

I dig this art style

[@lil_siamese714]

Martín Naranjo same what’s it called

[@yoboiboy4182]

MLG_PANCAKE 310XD I think the movie is called justice league war

[@antona.1327]

Never liked it. Looks pretty dull when it's used for every single animated movie. I like the style which Marvel-based cartoons such as Wolverine vs. Hulk had. Very dynamic and vibrant.

[@ShadeKill]

Anton A. The art style is repeated to keep continuity.

[@Frst2nxt]

Yeah. He makes these guys look awesome.

[@uncleesmentalhealthnetwork6339]

Remember the good old days when superheroes (and their writers) cared about collateral damage and the people they might kill fighting the bad guys?

[@andyknightwarden9746]

Yes.

[@djdubc09271]

When fighting GOOD guys, it matters none 🥴

[@KrSaPoww]

Yeah, what the hell That's not how superman would deal with this situation

[@andyknightwarden9746]

I recall Superman and Batman meeting at a nightclub, Batman in the middle of interrogating a criminal. The only thing that got broken was a table that Superman was judo thrown into.

[@ADAJ342]

@@andyknightwarden9746 ,by batman himself. It was cool.

[@jb5398]

This is how you make a movie DC cinematic universe should take notes

[@ADAJ342]

Well people hated this movie so...

[@rahulsar2030]

Still better than Justice League movie.

[@ADAJ342]

@@rahulsar2030,did i say the oposite?

[@feritperliare2890]

Adrián Alonso who hated it it was a justice league introduction movie with an enemy that actually required them to join together and showed each character correctly instead of Batman playing super hero instead of being one

[@ADAJ342]

@@feritperliare2890, mostly fans of darkside.

[@carlosamador3045]

“Green latern kicks Superman’s ass...” the fact he said that with a straight face 😂

[@Charles36.]

Hahahaha Batman tried kicking him

[@joeclarke9577]

ragnoss darth Batman>superman

[@barrylyndon5552]

Yeah I lol'd he probably hurt his leg

[@SeldomPooper]

@@joeclarke9577 Santa Claus > Batman

[@jamminjohn]

and doesn't break his foot.

[@artmeatj6620]

Worth a shot

[@maulvath4832]

"With what your private sattelite?" *Smile* "I was kidding, you have a private sattelite?" Smugness overload

[@landonletterman831]

3:51 Batman: "Note to self; Look into lead lined cowels."

[@ZealStarMedia]

Landon Letterman and lead liked bat cave

[@pika_dusk]

Or you know convince Alfred to stop sewing Bruce Wayne's name into of Batman's clothing.

[@anakinskinwalker8702]

Not that he needs to hide his identity from Superman anymore lol. Tbh, Superman was an asshole for using Bruce's full name, Bruce only used "Clark" lol.

[@facelesshalo5174]

Why did Batman Roll out of the bottom of that jet and not just step out? Imagine getting out of every vehicle batman style.

[@DArtmanreignz]

You didn't see Green lantern dematerialized the jet before he could even reach a step 🤦🏾‍♂️👑

[@pedrotrejo8118]

"An object is in motion, stays in motion" I believe is the physics of it. The jet did fully stop but it seems he was in a rush and wanted the momentum so he could leap out quicker. Superhero shit 😂

[@thefuckingmob1977]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ricochet1351]

Yeah, you'd get all the style points and the jump on anyone expecting a slow entrance.

[@TheShinySnivy]

Regarding Superman kind of being an arrogant jerk in this scene: To be fair to him, two guys who he has never seen before show up with an object linking them to a previous attacker, and then immediately attack him without attempting to communicate. Superman is treating them like villains, because they gave him multiple reasons to think that they were.

[@daenite2480]

Want a cookie?

[@marinesinspace6253]

Lantern gave him reason to think so, Batman was just there, and defended himself when attacked.

[@TheShinySnivy]

Marines InSpace Batman was nearby, wearing an evil-looking outfit, holding the evil box.

[@marinesinspace6253]

I don't think it's too much to ask the guy who is damn near invincible to wait four seconds and ask another question.

[@TheShinySnivy]

Marines InSpace good point.

[@ricccc2280]

"Chains?" *Y O U ' R E F U N N Y*

[@andrewknight4216]

JAM PERIAL lol

[@brycetempleton7360]

I kNoW I aM gEeZ

[@supertrash5598]

Superman’s seen it all

[@KingAgniKai]

Chains ain't gonna stop the Man of Steel GL is dumb lol

[@spockvskhan4561]

THIS is the most realistic conflict if Batman was meeting Superman for the first time.

[@danielleow2813]

Flash: You have a satellite? Batman: I have 6

[@MrFrankg209]

If Batman had a lantern ring he would be more than unstoppable because his will is unbreakable

[@OsnosisBones]

MrFrankg209 There's actually a couple comic stories where he does get a ring. The most recent one was a tragic story of a Bruce from the dark multiverse getting a ring around the time his parents were murdered and the emptiness in his heart from it warping both him and the ring and making him a monster.

[@fabian5777]

Lol no, superman will beat batman (LG)

[@ignaciogarcia2517]

Except for his spine

[@jcm3838]

@@ignaciogarcia2517 for you

[@codafett]

That is not accurate

[@takisparkour]

3:47 Lantern goes back, Batman don't even flinch. That's how it goes man

[@Mandoww]

batman fears nothing not even death thats what makes him strong

[@shehabgamal8640]

@@Mandoww it was the shockwave that made lantern flinch not fear , but I wonder how batman stood still , I guess because he is batman

[@Mandoww]

Shehab Gamal look closely at his left arm, he is clearly protecting is face, so im still thinking Al was a little scared lmao

[@contessa4490]

If Batman knew nothing about the situation he would've run also. That's the power of the fear unkown. Since Batman knew everything about the situation then he has strength over his fears. Knowing the situation is truly the key to overcoming the fear of the unkown.

[@abdalrahmanamrmostafa1975]

@@shehabgamal8640 cuz he was on the ground while Green lantern was stationary mid air so any slight force would've moved him while the friction along with the shit and Batman's strength kept him in place

[@KitNeedsCoffee]

Batman: could've said "let's talk Clark." Instead fights to gather data that might not be clear. Gas : superman is unaffected by toxic substances & can see through materials. Bomb : supes is unaffected by fire & extreme temperatures Taser : Unaffected by electricity Sonic grenade : testing if superman's extreme senses are a potential weakness For anyone thinking he was just in the heat of the moment & fought reflexively. Batman knew what to say to make Superman disengage at any moment & also knew Superman was on his way to them ahead of time along with being forced to stand back while Lantern fought first. He knew that he was going to fight Superman & that he wasn't going to win from earlier statements in the film. He also had time to think about what he would do & his trump card to make the fight stop whenever. Yet, Batman still fought. From a creative point of view, it was all just an excuse to make the two fight for fangirls, but they at least bothered to frame it as a data gathering session. Batman was also aware Superman wouldn't kill him, so he was prepared to take some bruises for the sake of learning how to potentially take him out if needed/what plans wouldn't work.

[@leonardobraynen1524]

Thats wat i thought also, Kit. You're smart....

[@rawwej]

Qui-Gon Jinn then u don’t know batman

[@edgargrimaldo2970]

He gather this information and used it in the Dark Knight Returns movie

[@memeboi8069]

Qui-Gon Jinn ? Batman’s whole thing is plan ahead, the dude is legit the strongest superhero because of planning. Batman literally planned ahead and made a plan that can kill any of the justice league members, including himself

[@theshadowling1]

Nah, Batman didn't want to drop his trump card. Imagine if Lantern hadn't intervened when Superman had Batman by the throat. Batman explains what has happened, and that Lantern went too aggressive. And he still has the trump card of Superman's civilian identity, but Superman doesn't know Batman knows.

[@bcdey84]

4:05 Hal being so confused with what is going on makes me laugh every time. Just the way he says “hey hey hey, what happened, we done fighting?” I love it man.

[@flameconvoy7424]

3:58 that's like saying who's Bill gates

[@destroycuh]

Kaeden Ngai-Natsuhara well I didn't know who bill gates was until last year I heard of him a few times but I watch too much MEMES than media

[@joshm2274]

Who is Bill Gates?

[@proverbialking3452]

Kaeden Ngai-Natsuhara who?

[@geekeduponad]

He is a badass rapper and did alot of weed

[@MrJuice-ik5ru]

Eh...more like Elon Musk

[@hdks7228]

0:50 me before the test , 1:07 me after the test

[@PrinceJes]

Hahaahahaha. You're funny

[@Buildlastkbanned]

This scene always makes me laugh

[@NikosWorld123]

Same 😂😂

[@predatorrose641]

I have finals tomorrow

[@faster_xx]

@@predatorrose641 Study hard bro.

[@UberDr009]

Id take this type of movie over live action any day. This is probably the best batman vs superman. Superman is strong and OP and he knowns it. Batman is just testing out plans and gathering data. He already had a perfect plan if he lost. However, Nobody hit anybody with a sink so 0/10.

[@AshwinRamaswamy]

You've got to see Justice League Doom. Easily the best bat ever by far

[@DoNutx777]

@@AshwinRamaswamy it's in the same continuity as War, isn't it? Probably that's what he's doing here, testing some strategies for the contingency plan knowing there's GL to back him up

[@stormrevenant]

Nah this movie and the comic it is based off is shit. The JL series is far superior.

[@stormrevenant]

@@DoNutx777 No. Not the same continuity.

[@hashly8521]

This one scene > Batman v Superman

[@Seejayplayah444]

As a fan of the DC Animated Movie Universe. Here’s the Timeline: DC Flashpoint Universe: - Justice League: the Flashpoint Paradox. DC New-52 Universe: 1. Justice League: War 2. Son of Batman 3. Justice League: Throne of Atlantis - DC Universe Short: Nightwing & Robin 4. Batman vs. Robin 5. Batman: Bad Blood 6. Justice League vs. Teen Titans 7. Justice League Dark 8. Teen Titans: the Judas Contract 9. Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay 10. Constantine: City of Demons 11. The Death & Return of Superman 12. Batman: Hush 13. Wonder Woman: Bloodlines 14. Justice League Dark: Apokolips War I like the ”DC New-52 Universe” more, that’s why “Justice League: the Flashpoint Paradox” isn’t in this List. They’re suits looks Really Better in Justice League: War. [1/21/2k24] I added “JL Flashpoint Paradox”.

[@ExNihil0]

You forgot Constantine: The house of mystery. It's the epilogue to this universe.

[@NinjapowerMS]

Shame they already rebooted this time line. Easily could have made a mature version of the Justice league animated series.

[@mrsplendidmzl2026]

God Bless you

[@randie_endik]

@@NinjapowerMS yea, i really like this timeline especially for batman, i also love damian's growth. I haven't follow anything after apokolips war.. Does everything still basically the same? Like character wise.. Their design and personality is still the same just doing new stuff, new story.. Or is everything is a whole new different stuff??

[@NinjapowerMS]

@@randie_endik I only watched two films. Batman the long halloween which was pretty good but Green lantern beware my power was god awful. Pretty much trashed Hal Jordan.