Battle Droids Being Funny For 10 Minutes

[@madelinegarber7860]

I love battle droids. There’s 3 of us and only 1 of him. It won’t matter.

[@christopherrosas2738]

Absolutely love that..... the smart Droid realized he was doomed as soon as the Jedi walked in the room

[@abdullaismail-wl1jw]

6:00 Every droid gangsta until a Jedi pulls up to the star destroyer hood.

[@therealdeimos6182]

Ooohh i heard he doesnt like sand

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@christopherrosas2738ok

[@iMacG4GAMING]

Poor droid he surrendered but was still killed.

[@occam7382]

Glorious absolutely glorious. You know, does anyone else feel kinda bad every time a battle droid gets killed?

[@Blizzards_holocron]

Often their defenseless, carrying no blasters, and don’t even try to fight back with their fists, and they beg for mercy, and the Jedi break their rules and kill defenseless Battle droids. They were hypocrites from the start.

[@patcole7038]

There were a few times when it was justified, like the one Grevious killed because he couldn't hit a single target that couldn't dodge or fire back.

[@nickmalachai2227]

​@@patcole7038that's called fragging (a war crime for killing your own personnel, not the "fuck" substitute in Transformers) and is arguably one of the worst of the bunch.

[@ilovewaffles321]

@@Blizzards_holocron and they were shown to feel, or at least simulate, pain, therefor every time a Jedi cuts down a droid with their lightsaber because "its just a droid" is the exact same as a Sith slaughtering organic life.

[@Blizzards_holocron]

@@ilovewaffles321 right!

[@gamrr_NERD]

That poor droid lost in the sandstorm is so sad and absolutely terrifying for anyone.

[@IsaiahRichards692]

How come he can’t see through the sand?!

[@devourerofsouls4079]

​@@IsaiahRichards692it's course and rough and gets everywhere.

[@rytlocknroll]

@@devourerofsouls4079Especially irritating.

[@IsaiahRichards692]

@@rytlocknroll He’s a robot with no eyes that doesn’t need oxygen! Why should he care about a sandstorm?!

[@Hugabugahugabuga]

@@IsaiahRichards692his sensors gets blocked by the sandstorm

[@williamking3301]

"Come on! There's three of us and only one of him." "It won't matter."

[@beetlekight4501]

Bro. Just accepted his fate.

[@sqmations9181]

Sir, ah ah, jedi is coming. He looks very unhappy! Nooo NNAAAnnnmaa- (that poor Droid)

[@Locomotive_Enjoyer_2011]

​@@sqmations9181I found you again XD

[@Mason-mo4hw]

"We outnumber you three to one," "Then it is an even fight"

[@Locomotive_Enjoyer_2011]

@@Mason-mo4hw "It won't matter..."

[@JavelinAngel1295]

R2 D2's Droid Squad were heroes. They deserved to stay alive.

[@reevil402]

It's just about programming lmao but yeah, they were very human like. I fee like reprogramming some droids from the enemies could have help the Republic to implement some spys or even an army against the Empire.

[@MonguinAssassin]

@@reevil402I could easily imagine they won't be so loyal to the Rebels or the Empire. They just want to fry up those dirty meatbags and take the galaxy for their own! Now as for the Clones, I've already seen them as some of the predecessors of the Rebellion, especially the Bad Batch.

[@SpiritWolfeMoon]

They were the maddest of the madlads o7

[@kaplego_fr]

🫡

[@alvaromichaelismaelquispeg4093]

🫡

[@hermanmoberg2402]

But. I just. Got. Promoteeeeed…..

[@JoshuaDatka]

Press f to pay for respect

[@Enterprise-D666]

F

[@Matoro0902_The_Wise]

You’re “FIRED”

[@killrkiddx007]

F

[@mrm6252]

F

[@CallMeCrazyCallMePoor]

"We're independent thinkers!" Roger Roger Roger Roger Roger Roger

[@octaviaautumn3656]

Roger roger

[@coachlombardi9657]

Roger Roger.

[@nitro5080]

Roger roger

[@kiyon555kjm_offical]

Roger roger

[@g-fanmax1838]

Roger Roger

[@bostonrailfan2427]

you gotta admit, that was impressive: they finally got C3PO to shut up!

[@SofiaGaming006]

.

[@girlgarde]

I guess the B1's finally met someone more annoying and klutzy then them. B1: /sees 3PO's antics/ Is this really how everyone else sees us B1's? Everyone in Series: YES!!!

[@lukecodz]

@FishFoodexistsbut more useless

[@Matoro0902_The_Wise]

Oh yeah boy!

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Not even the emperor could do that

[@kfures3469]

6:00 That droid on the right knows what he's in for when he said "It won't matter"

[@WarhawkTalon]

3:39 This one deserves a promotion. That level of thinking is above 99% of the organics that fight Jedi.

[@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger]

You know bro saw that happen before

[@Mitzhliftz]

7:51 🫡 those heroic battle droids.

[@Sparten-dk5bf]

Salute to pay your respects 🫡

[@BOOM-CRACKLE]

🫡 never forget

[@bjkaye9918]

🫡

[@youtubepolicepatrol3154]

🫡

[@samwood8452]

🫡

[@SofiaGaming006]

"Fluent in over 6 million forms of-" "Silence" -C3PO and a random battle droid Edit: roger roger

[@andrewbeehler579]

roger roger

[@coachlombardi9657]

Roger Roger.

[@davidhong1934]

Roger Roger

[@Manofpeas5639]

Roger Roger.

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

Roger Roger.

[@FrozenShadow007]

“Not us, we’re independent thinkers” “Roger Roger” “Roger Roger” “Roger Roger” This still holds the crown for best clanker line

[@Manofpeas5639]

Roger Roger.

[@mechanwhal6590]

Roger Roger

[@timothythespider5036]

Roger Roger

[@chasethebestpup]

Roger Roger

[@Ysumbruh0]

Roger Roger

[@zombieslayer9304]

"Not us, We're independent thinkers!" will forever be the best line imo

[@DanielTAKD]

Roger Roger

[@valecipo410]

@@DanielTAKD Roger Roger

[@chasethebestpup]

roger Roger

[@GeddesGibbsJr]

Roger Roger

[@bobbybassett3431]

Roger Roger

[@starzero2295]

5:51 kinda funny how it switches from a scene of younglings to Anakin walking towards the screen

[@wojtekreliga3881]

Was it a foreshadowind to "The Revenge of The Sith"?

[@homuraakemi103]

“Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?”

[@MGower4465]

Younglings? I see Yoda cutting up a battle droid.

[@FirefliYT]

​@@MGower4465its not yoda, its a youngling

[@ryleeculla5570]

I’m starting to wonder if these guys can be rebuilt and we’re just seeing the same two droids getting their ass kicked

[@coachlombardi9657]

I did hear that they go to recycle the destroyed Battle Droids from different battlefields to make more, and they tend to remember some things.

[@superwario3644]

normally broken battle droids where salvaged for functioning parts which where reused too build new droids the parts that where broken beyond repair where turned into scrap metal

[@peteypiranalover]

I mean canonically yes they are rebuilt saves on resources. But no they aren't all thevsame droid

[@Groza_Dallocort]

@@coachlombardi9657 If thier CPU and hard drive was still in one piece I guess they would still remember what happend before they died if thier optics was able to observe it and since they are machines PTSD don't really effect them as much

[@coachlombardi9657]

@@Groza_Dallocort They may be machines, but they do think and feel pain, so I can see them getting PTSD. Maybe not as bad as people, but it could affect them just the same.

[@BoycottTheVote]

The “MY KNEES” has me rolling

[@MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp]

You mean "has us rolling"?

[@alexnomad3094]

In Russian its was MORE Fun because small words😂

[@Killermoth1951]

5:27 C-3PO : I am protocol Droid fluent over many forms of-😌 B1 battle droid: quiet 😒

[@aleksandarvil5718]

EVN B1 battle droids can't stand C-3PO !!

[@Manofpeas5639]

And the fact C-3PO actually shuts up after he says that.

[@robotx9285]

​@Manofpeas5639 I just realized that C3PO is one of the few characters the B1s could demolished with their bare hands. The B1s would literally run circles around him.

[@mustafaatalay212]

at least b2

[@Akai-Ishi]

The droid at 10:00 was one of the kindest ever. Asked politely

[@Picoz245]

And the you're welcome afterwards

[@generalalduin9548]

​@@Picoz245that one seemed more sarcastic due to Grievous roughly pulling the lightsaber from him

[@talersaper]

9:01 the best clip i ever saw battle droid: "what is that?" battle droid: "looks like its explosiv-"

[@derekstryder2281]

"How can you tell-"

[@MetaZekrom72]

@@derekstryder2281*EXPLOSION*

[@DragonBallZKaifan2]

*BOOM*

[@Foxyboi5944]

Ahh

[@Bionicle_fan2007]

”No wonder he got blasted, he’s one of those older models programed by a central computor” ”Not us, were indeependent thinkers”

[@coachlombardi9657]

Roger Roger!

[@bootdude7527]

Roger Roger

[@yoboikamil525]

Roger Roger

[@miazorrilla.5526]

Roger Roger

[@WildmanTrading]

Roger Roger

[@MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp]

10:15 "OW!" Never noticed that until now for some reason.

[@GuyInBlackClothes]

Or at 10:23 when another battle droid says to a pilot droid "Run!"

[@WildmanTrading]

4:54 Padme:(Escaping sounds) Droid: Keep it down in there!

[@picoultimate7707]

6:11 Love how stupid the elite droid here was; boasting about the super-strong armour of that tank, but not thinking about its own defences and getting blown up while gloating.

[@CasualNickname]

The tank may be invincible, but the idiot sitting next to it? Not so much.

[@LOLMAN9538]

And what did we learn? Arrogance can be your own downfall.

[@semicedevine6918]

perfect example of being very smart but not very wise

[@Churchilltankenjoyer]

TX-21 was way to confident in his tank

[@SManimator501]

It's a tactical droid lad

[@yomama269378]

1:24 that "oh no" always gets me 🤣🤣 dude knows hes about to have a bad day

[@geezersage751]

“You said we’d be safe back here!” Best scared battle droid line. He sounds so annoyed

[@Nova_Ghost_Gamer]

"C'mon! There's 3 of us and only 1 of him!" "It won't matter..."

[@AnthonyChew]

2:18 "But. I. Just. Got. Promoteeeeeeeed."

[@sakaiclips]

“What a terrible shot!” “Oh well,…it’s my programming.” He’s not wrong 😂

[@cameroncooper5941]

Clone wars really helped the concepts from the prequels shine, and these guys are a prime example.

[@ARandomInternetUser08]

7:48 people with great memory will know that's from RotS, the clone jumping on a crab droid, gunning it down, and then shooting somewhere else.

[@justineallandevelos6491]

Specifically a airborne trooper from the 212th from the battle of Utapau a few years later

[@ARandomInternetUser08]

@@justineallandevelos6491 should've mentioned that too.

[@The_Car_Pen]

0:50 "Block his escape!" *proceeds to form a semicircle around Yoda

[@crewdroid7146]

2:13 ruuun fooor iiit! Escape, no hope there is.

[@CasualNickname]

It’s interesting, usually Yoda wouldn’t be cruel enough to kill a fleeing enemy like that.

[@Si-Fi.51]

No escape, there will be.

[@VenatariHendarian]

R.I.P those 3 B1 droids that R2 programmed.

[@calvinbrinenestoris2357]

1:37 that droid was seriously about to read Mace Windu his Miranda Rights.

[@I-Stole-Your-Toast700]

5:20 "Wheres the alarm button OwoOO-" 9:05 Battle droid getting sassy with R2D2

[@TheHomeOfWillis]

I love how it cuts off his scream it sounds like Wall-E screaming.

[@purenightwolf4758]

I just laughed when that battle droid gets pimp slapped for that transmitter. I'll check on it lol 😂

[@loganbrown4756]

0:27 i swear to God it sounds like the battle droid is saying "you fuckin' head!" 😂😂

[@Foxyboi5944]

I can’t unhear that

[@SManimator501]

The subtitles blanked it out thinking it was fuckin

[@MarvelDCFan4004]

Dooku: Grievous. Those battle droids are expensive.

[@DarkStyle-m4d]

its ironic that he says that when a B1 is 1000 credits and a Clone Trooper without armor and weapons is 8000 credits

[@AzureMoebius22]

​@@DarkStyle-m4d The Separatists likely go through droids a lot faster than the Republic goes through clones.

[@ForsakenWolf1]

How expensive can these droids be? There's literally billions of these things

[@DarkStyle-m4d]

@@ForsakenWolf1 like i said a standard B1 is 1000 credits while a Clone Trooper with no weapons and no armor is worth 8 B1 Battle Droids

[@snapclub8751]

If that’s how much a single clone trooper without armor and weapons cost, I’d hate to think how a clone trooper with armor and weapons cost.

[@emberfist8347]

I can’t blame Grievous for constantly destroying these B1s they can’t do anything right.

[@ednagaley]

except for being sassy

[@killrkiddx007]

Dooku: you know how much they cost general XD

[@emberfist8347]

@@killrkiddx007 Not that much. The B1s were made by the lowest bidder.

[@killrkiddx007]

@@emberfist8347 and I wonder who controls those bidders XD

[@enclave6982]

B 2s are better

[@sakaiclips]

“C’mon, there’s 3 of us and only one of him.” “It won’t matter…” How that BD-1 droid knew it was the end was crazy

[@natemadill2390]

The realist, the pessimist and the optimist

[@kristianbritton5435]

Take a shot everytime a droid says roger 😂

[@ultrajd]

I’d rather not die of alcohol poisoning

[@michaelafton6648]

Geat Nov Im dryunk

[@MesonicPrism733]

Roger Roger

[@Hazb1nF4n272]

Roger roger!

[@Grimmdigger]

That little "excuse me" was so cute (10:00)

[@GuyInBlackClothes]

Oh definitely, pilot droids are so damn funny. Unlike their fellow comrades in red, yellow or no color; they have no reason to be violent

[@CelticViking57]

The "your welcome" had me rolling man 😂

[@Phoenix-kn8uk]

6:00 it’s such a sad but true line 😂

[@BoggTemporal]

“What a terrible shot!” “Ah well… It’s my programming.”

[@striker1106]

Droid: i still cant seem to hit anything Grievous: aggressively decapitates Droid

[@HollyZeroo]

3:39 a veteran droid

[@Nephalem2002]

I love how the first episode of the show alone has some of the most iconic Droid Moments.

[@ZTLGsmashultimate436]

1:36 bro knew the ops were here for them

[@LexusLFA554]

Moments like this made me really like the goofballs. Love the Rebels episodes with Kalani, because there they got a chance to finally shine.

[@lightningstormberserker]

"There's the alarm alarm button! Ahhhh!!" 5:20

[@killrkiddx007]

Droid: better watch out John wick is on the loose 😂

[@kylesworldofwacky6004]

Uh oh!

[@WildmanTrading]

Roger Roger

[@BladeandBounty]

"That looks like an explosive!" "How can you tell?" *immediately explodes"

[@Matoro0902_The_Wise]

3:15 this is where the memes begin

[@ajeltheflightsimmer]

I might want ten hours long.

[@Matoro0902_The_Wise]

@@ajeltheflightsimmer same

[@Matoro0902_The_Wise]

@@ajeltheflightsimmer which episode is it?

[@kiyon555kjm_offical]

Pov the battle droids having pizza night

[@Matoro0902_The_Wise]

@StevePringle no one gives a f*ck

[@riftvallance2087]

Not sure why they would program droids to feel pain, but im glad they did

[@FULANODETAL]

is a good way to avoid REVOLTS.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIKQmJqwm8mmg9U&ab_channel=apala734

[@mho...]

.... i mean, they do train ai on the carrot&stick system & having your body damaged, just cant fall into the "feel good" category

[@winzigerflashendeckel6894]

​@@mho... or, hear me out, psychological warfare. I mean anyone, especialy a jedi, would be less likely to kill a thing which feels pain or begs for mercy then a cold unfeeling machine.

[@MagnusAlbion]

Gotta love it when Grievous takes out his anger on droids.

[@kylesworldofwacky6004]

Grievous: Stupid Battle droids!!

[@josephhodges9819]

There is an awfully large number of Rogers working there.

[@PerovNigma]

0:11 When I was a kid, I thought he was saying that he'd been deliberately programmed to have terrible aim.

[@professionalamateur741]

My favorite is: “Alright, hold it. Uh, I said hold it. Wait! Thats far enough! I mean it!! Stop!!! I SAID STOP!!!!”

[@superswag9861]

“There’s a Jedi on the loose” *u h o h* 🤣

[@AnthonyChew]

3:16 Getting that $50 salary increment after 8 years.

[@Blackstonelegion]

3:51 we interrupt this Video to bring you Bowling

[@TigerWing141]

4:05

[@kylesworldofwacky6004]

Me: STRIKE!!! Battle droid next to Grevious: That was impressive.

[@captainreaper6381]

6:52 ...Did...He just say...oh my god!

[@ghostfave1216]

I guess that opens a whole new rabbit hole to find out if there is a space God and Jesus in the SW universe. Though, I'm pretty sure he was going to say "Oh my gosh!" But Grevious cut him off...literally.

[@SManimator501]

This is why I hate general Grievous

[@Thegr8MC]

My favorite droid lines by far Battle droid: "We were experiencing some drag, but the sensors are stabilized now." Tactical droid: "You were experiencing some drag in the vacuum of space?" Battle droid: "Yeah, strange. But it is gone now." LOL!

[@tsyrlinoid]

10:00 So polite one 🥲

[@ConnarKent]

I like how we got them like this in episode 3. My favourite one is when grevious shows his four arms and the droid in thr back taps his mate to tell him to look

[@corntrooper8881]

This is why we all love Battle Droids

[@majorkai3803]

If you look at it, Jedi we’re “Droidist” what I mean is they were ruthless and merciless to droids, yet most of the time they sought to capture organic ones.

[@MGower4465]

Well, its a society that keeps droids as slaves, so droid lives are not assigned the same value as an organic. And battle droids don't know any information worth interrogating them for.

[@jeremytung1632]

That’s what happens when you have two armies of literally disposable people.

[@GeneralKenobi75]

Actually, Mace Windu in the Bad Batch episode offered the battle droids a chance to surrender.

[@majorkai3803]

@@GeneralKenobi75 I just realized that, but besides that, most Jedi weren’t like windu that way

[@archforrier1097]

@@GeneralKenobi75 the last time a battle droid tried to surrender to windu he killed them

[@mho...]

These (in)competent Droids are one of the best things that came out of StarWars!

[@jaxontodd489]

" i got it i got i don't got it" The squeaky voice after lol

[@Matoro0902_The_Wise]

4:05 He’s telling the truth

[@kylesworldofwacky6004]

Droid vs Godzilla #1: Droid: "Better watch out. Godzilla is on the loose." Other droids: "UH-OH!" Droid vs Godzilla #2: Droid #1: "There's a thousand of us and one of him!" Droid #2: "It won't even matter."

[@isakhagg243]

Destroy that cruiser! But Sir, there’s still hundreds of droids onboard! *I DON’T CARE* My favorite tactical droid. Unfeeling, merciless.

[@pokeli2728]

1:36 did that droid just try to tell Mace he had the right to remain silent😂

[@blackfox7448]

I think he was saying that he got the wrong one xD

[@ByGraceAlone2024]

8:03 ngl, it was like they became robotic clones. Bro got his own small battalion

[@Lachyjack]

2:58 Droid racism a thing now

[@RonanCaning-ue6os]

I thought the same thing💀😂

[@Dock284]

I love the subtle detail in Revenge of the Sith with the droid commander and the pilot droid

[@banegearwolfgrim9013]

Don't shoot I'm not the commander he is ... "sieh" well guess I'm the commander now...

[@matiasnoguera461]

The original among us

[@SephTheHuntress]

Don't... leeeaaave.. meeeee... 😭 😭 😭

[@koomik1393]

2:37 😂 😭💀

[@bewolver6173]

“This is a lot more fun when they’re not shooting back” bro saaaaammeeee

[@jakesternberg188]

I still can’t seem to hit anything

[@neozillatheneontitanusgojira]

@@jakesternberg188RAAGH D:< Procceds to destroy droid head

[@megamixelfan]

Take this upstairs and be sure not to drop it

[@DeltaRed12]

The sandstorm was terrifying oml

[@abdullaismail-wl1jw]

"Where's the alarm button??? ooOH-" famous last words, R55-D8

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

1:58 I never thought I'd hear a tactical droid laugh like the Terminator theme, but I'm glad I have.

[@christopherrosas2738]

Probably my favorite clip here is..... it's only one of him and three of us...... it won't matter

[@plaguetpk5403]

8:52 I love this scene XD "It looks like an explosive" "How can you te-" *Gets absolutely bloody decimated*

[@vikivillix]

"I still can't seem to hit anything" -B1 Battle Droid's Famous last words.

[@bunkieboy3052]

5:49 “MY KNEES!”

[@GlimmeringReflection]

that commando at 8:05 though

[@shannenhickey4790]

5:21 where is the alarm but-OHHH

[@Thatonekid-r2t]

0:13 oh well... its my programming really sounds like nah im not bad im just lagging fr

[@clarks5960]

Ya it does

[@cl3vio44dela]

bro ur pfp

[@SPAD-90.00]

Absolutely Insane pfp

[@GGjo]

why is your pfp a swastika

[@Verdugo_Arulaq]

Bro wtf is your pfp

[@aidenc8029]

5:32 “This is OM-87 General, The prison area is under attack, There are several miniature jedi here!” “What?! You aren’t making any sense! What jedi?” “Little ones! Half the size of normal jedi! They’re freeing the prisoners and- MY KNEES E AHH”

[@TheFrontman2015]

"Get us out of here" "Uhh were are we supposed to go" 😂😂😂😂

[@megamixelfan]

10:01 "excuse me :D" One of the nicest droids ive seen (besides R2-D2)

[@therev2100]

I used to be a battle droid like you, but then I took a lightsaber to the knees.

[@tedscheett9420]

0:39 Hi, I'm OOM-25 and welcome to Jackass.

[@erzahler1930]

Even Star Wars needed a little comic relief!

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

B1: It was an honor to serve under you sir! R2: 👍

[@ReallyIntoxicated]

7:01 *When your parents angrily barge into your room over something that you don't know.*

[@olliedownie190]

If there’s one thing that they’re afraid of, it’s the Jedi, the second they hear Obi-Wan’s “Hello there” they’re dead instantly

[@eldorado6770]

02:40 General Grievous: "I can."

[@ticcingghost]

"Come on, there's three of us and only one of him!" BD2 in depressed tone. "It won't matter..."

[@gh0572]

Bro the droid at the end fighting with no head 😂