Battle Droids Being Funny For 10 Minutes

A compilation of their best moments from The clone Wars and Revenge of the Sith. Because we all need a battle droid in our life😄
⏱Look for your favorite moment:
0:00 - "Oh, well, it's my programming"
0:17 - "Find Master Yoda"
0:26 - "You buckethead! That's the Jedi!"
0:37 - "We're too big to fit in there"
0:49 - "He's just sitting here"
1:10 - "Your circuits are loose"
1:31 - "You're under arrest"
1:40 - "Another successful test"
1:53 - "Does not compute"
2:10 - "But I just got promoted!"
2:27 - "Roger roger"
2:32 - "I still can't seem to hit anything"
2:43 - "Be sure not to drop it"
2:50 - "We're independent thinkers"
3:06 - "I don't care"
3:15 - Droid celebration
3:19 - "Don't leave me" (OM5 in our ❤️)
3:38 - "Fire! No, wait!"
3:46 - "That was impressive"
4:07 - "They got away, Sir"
4:26 - "There's a Jedi on the loose"
4:32 - "Pirate droids?"
4:46 - "Where's the alarm button?"
5:22 - "Get back to work"
5:26 - "Quiet"
5:32 - "Several miniature Jedi"
5:52 - "It won't matter"
6:11 - "Ha ha ha, fool"
6:20 - "Guess I'm the commander now"
6:34 - "Any more complaints?"
7:01 - "Stupid battle droids"
7:11 - "Quiet, you're gonna blow it!"
7:46 - "All for one and one for -"
8:07 - Urgent transmissions
8:52 - "It looks like an explosive!"
9:04 - "I outrank you"
9:28 - "I got it, I got it"
9:56 - "Excuse me"
10:05 - "Get him, get him!"
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[@madelinegarber7860]

I love battle droids. There’s 3 of us and only 1 of him. It won’t matter.

[@christopherrosas2738]

Absolutely love that..... the smart Droid realized he was doomed as soon as the Jedi walked in the room

[@abdullaismail-wl1jw]

6:00 Every droid gangsta until a Jedi pulls up to the star destroyer hood.

[@therealdeimos6182]

Ooohh i heard he doesnt like sand

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

​@@christopherrosas2738ok

[@AverageKaijuGamer]

Poor droid he surrendered but was still killed.

[@Beefman0010]

The polite “excuse me” to the Jedi and then “you’re welcome” to general grievous lol

[@lukamoon6094]

When?

[@robocon2]

@@lukamoon6094 10:00

[@michaelhayes8519]

The level of sass 😂

[@jasonvoorhees895]

That simple "you're welcome" to Grievous remains one of my favorite battle droid moments ever lol

[@Bluejay25]

I dont even think the excuse me part was supposed to be in the film, cause the B1s were just a guy in a green suit with weird orbs on him for tracking, so the actor actually said "excuse me" when walking to grievous lol (this seems obvious but I mean just cause he was bumping into funi obi-wan or anakin actor)

[@hermanmoberg2402]

But. I just. Got. Promoteeeeed…..

[@user-ec3hx4zz2l]

Press f to pay for respect

[@Enterprise-D666]

F

[@Matoro0902_The_Wise]

You’re “FIRED”

[@killrkiddx007]

F

[@mrm6252]

F

[@CallMeCrazyCallMePoor]

"We're independent thinkers!" Roger Roger Roger Roger Roger Roger

[@octaviaautumn3656]

Roger roger

[@coachlombardi9657]

Roger Roger.

[@nitro5080]

Roger roger

[@kiyon555kjm_offical]

Roger roger

[@g-fanmax1838]

Roger Roger

[@notreallyalec]

That poor droid lost in the sandstorm is so sad and absolutely terrifying for anyone.

[@IsaiahRichards692]

How come he can’t see through the sand?!

[@devourerofsouls4079]

​@@IsaiahRichards692it's course and rough and gets everywhere.

[@rytlocknroll]

@@devourerofsouls4079Especially irritating.

[@IsaiahRichards692]

@@rytlocknroll He’s a robot with no eyes that doesn’t need oxygen! Why should he care about a sandstorm?!

[@Hugabugahugabuga]

@@IsaiahRichards692his sensors gets blocked by the sandstorm

[@occam7382]

Glorious absolutely glorious. You know, does anyone else feel kinda bad every time a battle droid gets killed?

[@Enjeru_blizzardjira]

Often their defenseless, carrying no blasters, and don’t even try to fight back with their fists, and they beg for mercy, and the Jedi break their rules and kill defenseless Battle droids. They were hypocrites from the start.

[@patcole7038]

There were a few times when it was justified, like the one Grevious killed because he couldn't hit a single target that couldn't dodge or fire back.

[@nickmalachai2227]

​@@patcole7038that's called fragging (a war crime for killing your own personnel, not the "fuck" substitute in Transformers) and is arguably one of the worst of the bunch.

[@ilovewaffles321]

@@Enjeru_blizzardjira and they were shown to feel, or at least simulate, pain, therefor every time a Jedi cuts down a droid with their lightsaber because "its just a droid" is the exact same as a Sith slaughtering organic life.

[@Enjeru_blizzardjira]

@@ilovewaffles321 right!

[@bostonrailfan2427]

you gotta admit, that was impressive: they finally got C3PO to shut up!

[@MsPatYou]

.

[@girlgarde]

I guess the B1's finally met someone more annoying and klutzy then them. B1: /sees 3PO's antics/ Is this really how everyone else sees us B1's? Everyone in Series: YES!!!

[@FishFoodexists]

⁠@@girlgardenah they’re funnier than 3PO

[@lukecodz]

@@FishFoodexistsbut more useless

[@FishFoodexists]

@@lukecodz 3PO can’t aim a gun, at all, a B1 droid can

[@JavelinAngel1295]

R2 D2's Droid Squad were heroes. They deserved to stay alive.

[@reevil402]

It's just about programming lmao but yeah, they were very human like. I fee like reprogramming some droids from the enemies could have help the Republic to implement some spys or even an army against the Empire.

[@MonguinAssassin]

@@reevil402I could easily imagine they won't be so loyal to the Rebels or the Empire. They just want to fry up those dirty meatbags and take the galaxy for their own! Now as for the Clones, I've already seen them as some of the predecessors of the Rebellion, especially the Bad Batch.

[@SpiritWolfeMoon]

They were the maddest of the madlads o7

[@kaplego_fr]

🫡

[@alvaromichaelismaelquispeg4093]

🫡

[@williamking3301]

"Come on! There's three of us and only one of him." "It won't matter."

[@beetlekight4501]

Bro. Just accepted his fate.

[@MsPatYou]

"Fluent in over 6 million forms of-" "Silence" -C3PO and a random battle droid Edit: roger roger

[@andrewbeehler579]

roger roger

[@coachlombardi9657]

Roger Roger.

[@davidhong1934]

Roger Roger

[@Manofpeas5639]

Roger Roger.

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

Roger Roger.

[@Mitzhliftz]

7:51 🫡 those heroic battle droids.

[@Sparten-dk5bf]

Salute to pay your respects 🫡

[@Fighting_machine67]

🫡 never forget

[@bjkaye9918]

🫡

[@youtubepolicepatrol3154]

🫡

[@samwood8452]

🫡

[@kfures3469]

6:00 That droid on the right knows what he's in for when he said "It won't matter"

[@starzero2295]

5:51 kinda funny how it switches from a scene of younglings to Anakin walking towards the screen

[@wojtekreliga3881]

Was it a foreshadowind to "The Revenge of The Sith"?

[@homuraakemi103]

“Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?”

[@MGower4465]

Younglings? I see Yoda cutting up a battle droid.

[@FirefliYT]

​@@MGower4465its not yoda, its a youngling

[@ryleeculla5570]

I’m starting to wonder if these guys can be rebuilt and we’re just seeing the same two droids getting their ass kicked

[@coachlombardi9657]

I did hear that they go to recycle the destroyed Battle Droids from different battlefields to make more, and they tend to remember some things.

[@superwario3644]

normally broken battle droids where salvaged for functioning parts which where reused too build new droids the parts that where broken beyond repair where turned into scrap metal

[@peteypiranalover]

I mean canonically yes they are rebuilt saves on resources. But no they aren't all thevsame droid

[@Groza_Dallocort]

@@coachlombardi9657 If thier CPU and hard drive was still in one piece I guess they would still remember what happend before they died if thier optics was able to observe it and since they are machines PTSD don't really effect them as much

[@coachlombardi9657]

@@Groza_Dallocort They may be machines, but they do think and feel pain, so I can see them getting PTSD. Maybe not as bad as people, but it could affect them just the same.

[@zombieslayer9304]

"Not us, We're independent thinkers!" will forever be the best line imo

[@DanielTAKD]

Roger Roger

[@valecipo410]

@@DanielTAKD Roger Roger

[@Akai-Ishi]

The droid at 10:00 was one of the kindest ever. Asked politely

[@FrozenShadow007]

“Not us, we’re independent thinkers” “Roger Roger” “Roger Roger” “Roger Roger” This still holds the crown for best clanker line

[@Manofpeas5639]

Roger Roger.

[@sakaiclips]

“What a terrible shot!” “Oh well,…it’s my programming.” He’s not wrong 😂

[@picoultimate7707]

6:11 Love how stupid the elite droid here was; boasting about the super-strong armour of that tank, but not thinking about its own defences and getting blown up while gloating.

[@CasualNickname]

The tank may be invincible, but the idiot sitting next to it? Not so much.

[@LOLMAN9538]

And what did we learn? Arrogance can be your own downfall.

[@Killermoth1951]

5:27 C-3PO : I am protocol Droid fluent over many forms of-😌 B1 battle droid: quiet 😒

[@aleksandarvil5718]

EVN B1 battle droids can't stand C-3PO !!

[@Manofpeas5639]

And the fact C-3PO actually shuts up after he says that.

[@Bionicle_fan2007]

”No wonder he got blasted, he’s one of those older models programed by a central computor” ”Not us, were indeependent thinkers”

[@coachlombardi9657]

Roger Roger!

[@bootdude7527]

Roger Roger

[@yoboikamil525]

Roger Roger

[@miazorrilla.5526]

Roger Roger

[@WildmanTrading]

Roger Roger

[@BoycottTheVote]

The “MY KNEES” has me rolling

[@LopThighsLol]

You mean "has us rolling"?

[@alexnomad3094]

In Russian its was MORE Fun because small words😂

[@LopThighsLol]

10:15 "OW!" Never noticed that until now for some reason.

[@GuyInBlackClothes]

Or at 10:23 when another battle droid says to a pilot droid "Run!"

[@sakaiclips]

“C’mon, there’s 3 of us and only one of him.” “It won’t matter…” How that BD-1 droid knew it was the end was crazy

[@WildmanTrading]

4:54 Padme:(Escaping sounds) Droid: Keep it down in there!

[@tsyrlinoid]

10:00 So polite one 🥲

[@ESowder24]

He’s the commander ! Guess that means I’m the commander now!😂

[@jordonlee9162]

What I find funny is at the clone trooper humored the battle droid

[@Matoro0902_The_Wise]

Among us time!

[@Blackstonelegion]

3:51 we interrupt this Video to bring you Bowling

[@TigerWing141]

4:05

[@crewdroid7146]

2:13 ruuun fooor iiit! Escape, no hope there is.

[@CasualNickname]

It’s interesting, usually Yoda wouldn’t be cruel enough to kill a fleeing enemy like that.

[@BuschCamper51]

No escape, there will be.

[@Phoenix-kn8uk]

6:00 it’s such a sad but true line 😂

[@ARandomInternetUser08]

7:48 people with great memory will know that's from RotS, the clone jumping on a crab droid, gunning it down, and then shooting somewhere else.

[@justineallandevelos6491]

Specifically a airborne trooper from the 212th from the battle of Utapau a few years later

[@ARandomInternetUser08]

@@justineallandevelos6491 should've mentioned that too.

[@emberfist8347]

I can’t blame Grievous for constantly destroying these B1s they can’t do anything right.

[@ednagaley]

except for being sassy

[@killrkiddx007]

Dooku: you know how much they cost general XD

[@emberfist8347]

@@killrkiddx007 Not that much. The B1s were made by the lowest bidder.

[@killrkiddx007]

@@emberfist8347 and I wonder who controls those bidders XD

[@enclave6982]

B 2s are better

[@AnthonyChew]

2:18 "But. I. Just. Got. Promoteeeeeeeed."

[@yomama269378]

1:24 that "oh no" always gets me 🤣🤣 dude knows hes about to have a bad day

[@hayleyyeager8008]

Dooku: Grievous. Those battle droids are expensive.

[@user-ug4dk5cz2x]

its ironic that he says that when a B1 is 1000 credits and a Clone Trooper without armor and weapons is 8000 credits

[@AzureMoebius22]

​@@user-ug4dk5cz2x The Separatists likely go through droids a lot faster than the Republic goes through clones.

[@ForsakenWolf1]

How expensive can these droids be? There's literally billions of these things

[@user-ug4dk5cz2x]

@@ForsakenWolf1 like i said a standard B1 is 1000 credits while a Clone Trooper with no weapons and no armor is worth 8 B1 Battle Droids

[@snapclub8751]

If that’s how much a single clone trooper without armor and weapons cost, I’d hate to think how a clone trooper with armor and weapons cost.

[@ZTLGsmashultimate436]

1:36 bro knew the ops were here for them

[@Matoro0902_The_Wise]

3:15 this is where the memes begin

[@ajeltheflightsimmer]

I might want ten hours long.

[@Matoro0902_The_Wise]

@@ajeltheflightsimmer same

[@Matoro0902_The_Wise]

@@ajeltheflightsimmer which episode is it?

[@kiyon555kjm_offical]

Pov the battle droids having pizza night

[@StevePringle]

Would you like to know the probability of it becoming a meme? It's low. It's very low.

[@I-Stole-Your-Toast700]

5:20 "Wheres the alarm button OwoOO-" 9:05 Battle droid getting sassy with R2D2

[@TheWillisChannel26]

I love how it cuts off his scream it sounds like Wall-E screaming.

[@JustIgorComrade]

R.I.P those 3 B1 droids that R2 programmed.

[@cameroncooper5941]

Clone wars really helped the concepts from the prequels shine, and these guys are a prime example.

[@lightningstorm5638]

"There's the alarm alarm button! Ahhhh!!" 5:20

[@talersaper]

9:01 the best clip i ever saw battle droid: "what is that?" battle droid: "looks like its explosiv-"

[@derekstryder2281]

"How can you tell-"

[@MetaZekrom72]

@@derekstryder2281*EXPLOSION*

[@DragonBallZKaifan2]

*BOOM*

[@riftvallance2087]

Not sure why they would program droids to feel pain, but im glad they did

[@FULANODETAL]

is a good way to avoid REVOLTS.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIKQmJqwm8mmg9U&ab_channel=apala734

[@mho...]

.... i mean, they do train ai on the carrot&stick system & having your body damaged, just cant fall into the "feel good" category

[@winzigerflashendeckel6894]

​@@mho... or, hear me out, psychological warfare. I mean anyone, especialy a jedi, would be less likely to kill a thing which feels pain or begs for mercy then a cold unfeeling machine.

[@purenightwolf4758]

I just laughed when that battle droid gets pimp slapped for that transmitter. I'll check on it lol 😂

[@loganbrown4756]

0:27 i swear to God it sounds like the battle droid is saying "you fuckin' head!" 😂😂

[@The_Car_Pen]

0:50 "Block his escape!" *proceeds to form a semicircle around Yoda

[@kristianbritton5435]

Take a shot everytime a droid says roger 😂

[@ultrajd]

I’d rather not die of alcohol poisoning

[@michaelafton6648]

Geat Nov Im dryunk

[@MesonicPrism733]

Roger Roger

[@AnthonyChew]

3:16 Getting that $50 salary increment after 8 years.

[@beanaye5433]

5:23 that squeal was fucking hilarious

[@killrkiddx007]

Droid: better watch out John wick is on the loose 😂

[@kylesworldofwacky6004]

Uh oh!

[@WildmanTrading]

Roger Roger

[@Matoro0902_The_Wise]

4:05 He’s telling the truth

[@majorkai3803]

If you look at it, Jedi we’re “Droidist” what I mean is they were ruthless and merciless to droids, yet most of the time they sought to capture organic ones.

[@MGower4465]

Well, its a society that keeps droids as slaves, so droid lives are not assigned the same value as an organic. And battle droids don't know any information worth interrogating them for.

[@jeremytung1632]

That’s what happens when you have two armies of literally disposable people.

[@GeneralKenobi75]

Actually, Mace Windu in the Bad Batch episode offered the battle droids a chance to surrender.

[@majorkai3803]

@@GeneralKenobi75 I just realized that, but besides that, most Jedi weren’t like windu that way

[@archforrier1097]

@@GeneralKenobi75 the last time a battle droid tried to surrender to windu he killed them

[@Matoro0902_The_Wise]

0:29 f*cking head?!

[@Ultrafitzy]

he said bucket head not fucking head

[@Matoro0902_The_Wise]

@@Ultrafitzy I knew it already, but… I’ll just leave it here and unedited, for clarification

[@WilliamGiaccone596]

Lol😂

[@superswag9861]

“There’s a Jedi on the loose” *u h o h* 🤣

[@striker1106]

Droid: i still cant seem to hit anything Grievous: aggressively decapitates Droid

[@Crimsondigitallife]

I use to work at a state park for awhile and the guy who trained me at the job legit sound like a battle droid

[@toodletack5727]

Gotta love it when Grievous takes out his anger on droids.

[@josephhodges9819]

There is an awfully large number of Rogers working there.

[@koomik1393]

2:37 😂 😭💀

[@bewolver6173]

“This is a lot more fun when they’re not shooting back” bro saaaaammeeee

[@jakesternberg188]

I still can’t seem to hit anything

[@neozillatheneontitanusgojira]

@@jakesternberg188RAAGH D:< Procceds to destroy droid head

[@SephTheHuntress]

Don't... leeeaaave.. meeeee... 😭 😭 😭

[@LexusLFA554]

Moments like this made me really like the goofballs. Love the Rebels episodes with Kalani, because there they got a chance to finally shine.

[@captainreaper6381]

6:52 ...Did...He just say...oh my god!

[@ghostfave1216]

I guess that opens a whole new rabbit hole to find out if there is a space God and Jesus in the SW universe. Though, I'm pretty sure he was going to say "Oh my gosh!" But Grevious cut him off...literally.

[@bunkieboy3052]

5:49 “MY KNEES!”

[@rugops6549]

“MY KNEES!!!!!!”

[@GlimmeringReflection]

that commando at 8:05 though

[@corntrooper8881]

This is why we all love Battle Droids

[@mho...]

These (in)competent Droids are one of the best things that came out of StarWars!

[@Nephalem2002]

I love how the first episode of the show alone has some of the most iconic Droid Moments.

[@christopherrosas2738]

Probably my favorite clip here is..... it's only one of him and three of us...... it won't matter

[@CDGamerboy007]

This one is my favorite they know what to expect😂😂😂😂😂😂 5:52

[@neozillatheneontitanusgojira]

This is the moment the droids knew they fucked up

[@DeltaRed12]

The sandstorm was terrifying oml

[@banegearwolfgrim9013]

Don't shoot I'm not the commander he is ... "sieh" well guess I'm the commander now...

[@matiasnoguera461]

The original among us

[@kylesworldofwacky6004]

Droid vs Godzilla #1: Droid: "Better watch out. Godzilla is on the loose." Other droids: "UH-OH!" Droid vs Godzilla #2: Droid #1: "There's a thousand of us and one of him!" Droid #2: "It won't even matter."

[@charlesbard2331]

10:24 Even though they were the bad guys I like those drawings Rodger Rodger ......

[@geezersage751]

“You said we’d be safe back here!” Best scared battle droid line. He sounds so annoyed

[@FireWolfGaming101]

6:09 did he say nya?

[@neozillatheneontitanusgojira]

Do not ask

[@gh0572]

Bro the droid at the end fighting with no head 😂

[@jffishing1535]

0:37 U.S. in Vietnam be like

[@Ieditthings244]

When he said “bucket head”, I thought he said something… Questionable.

[@wojtekreliga3881]

I though it is just an easter egg for future Star Wars events.

[@abdullaismail-wl1jw]

"Where's the alarm button??? ooOH-" famous last words, R55-D8

[@jaxontodd489]

" i got it i got i don't got it" The squeaky voice after lol

[@Dock284]

I love the subtle detail in Revenge of the Sith with the droid commander and the pilot droid

[@rhythm854]

"Get us out of here" "Uhh were are we supposed to go" 😂😂😂😂

[@Nijsh.]

2:57 this one had me rolling omg

[@vikivillix]

"I still can't seem to hit anything" -B1 Battle Droid's Famous last words.

[@Thegr8MC]

My favorite droid lines by far Battle droid: "We were experiencing some drag, but the sensors are stabilized now." Tactical droid: "You were experiencing some drag in the vacuum of space?" Battle droid: "Yeah, strange. But it is gone now." LOL!

[@RydenThings]

Where’s the alarm button “OoOOoOhHHh” got me dying

[@Grimmdigger]

That little "excuse me" was so cute (10:00)

[@PerovNigma]

0:11 When I was a kid, I thought he was saying that he'd been deliberately programmed to have terrible aim.

[@greatestraver]

God i love them, basically sentient little idiots, and they are such nihilists

[@professionalamateur741]

My favorite is: “Alright, hold it. Uh, I said hold it. Wait! Thats far enough! I mean it!! Stop!!! I SAID STOP!!!!”

[@Novak2008]

Please pay respect🫡 3:34

[@ticcingghost]

"Come on, there's three of us and only one of him!" BD2 in depressed tone. "It won't matter..."

[@EthanMcCotter]

“Take this up stairs and make sure not to drop it” *proceeds to drop it*

[@blueraccoon1088]

3:15 when the teacher says no homework for the school life

[@bobwalsh3751]

5:28 Fluent in over 6,000,000 forms of... QUIET!!!!😂

[@Reddest1000]

I love those Battle Droids in The Clone Wars they are so funny 😂

[@thesnowbold1632]

The miniature Jedi… 😂

[@King_Xenomorph.]

Poor droids.

[@thetealturtwig5667]

5:45 the "MY KNEES" just kills me