BATTLE OF THE BASTARDS - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

[@twistymcyeet3765]

That moment when Simon has better formation than any other youtuber I've seen play this game

[@kyleoconnor1313]

ikr

[@yasseensabry1]

XD

[@bingersblends7800]

yeah...better than pixelated apollo xD

[@damianea103]

Then you haven't seen many youtubers

[@thebandit0256]

To be fair he is from a country that had a almost conquer the world until *cough America cough*

[@harrydunne7958]

Videos like these are what the Yogscast are about. Hilarious video, more of the same plz.

[@jakeryancartridge3955]

Amen

[@jakearmstrong3661]

Play more

[@colossaldonut5190]

Is gud

[@KungPooFighting]

XDDDD

[@redarrowgaming2232]

Yes of course this is the old yogscast I love them

[@davidkueny2444]

This *is* totally accurate. My grandpa served in WWII. He fought in the Battle of the Bulge. Dude turned, like, six Nazis into stretchy glitching messes that blotted out the sun. He really saw some things out there...

[@whacklezz]

Oh my goodness, Neo from the Matrix at 12:40 literally had me in tears!

[@HighSlayerRalton]

13:10 - What a trooper.

[@pokefan7446]

Is he called Steve?

[@harryhab2]

Well he wasn't red so...... he can't be Steve the trooper

[@DoBap_]

+harryhab2 Well he was fighting for the red team

[@dabone7415]

+harryhab2 he didn't have a long nose either

[@KrisS602]

Just a flesh wound!

[@KingofGermanic]

I see Simon went to the Soviet school of how to win wars.

[@TheKillingFloor15]

Not enough winter

[@Spartan4426]

+Master Tyler Shazam The Three Ms of Soviet Warfare. When facing difficulties, more winter, more Motherland, and more Vodka.

[@batt3ryac1d]

Yes also known as the zerg rush or horde mode.

[@spartanjackwar]

Otherwise known as Command and Conquer Generals' China

[@Apgl257]

I just bumrushed with three Overlords

[@MrTebo]

i dont think you guys realize we have had simon for 5 straight days!!!!!

[@flick1809]

WHAT!??!

[@ThatGuy-wm3rj]

omg awesome

[@ThatGuy-wm3rj]

how

[@ThatGuy-wm3rj]

cuz stuff

[@ThatGuy-wm3rj]

what stuff

[@PotatoTheCat]

Simon should be in every video... Like he used to be

[@beefstrongenough5921]

he's been in five videos, in a row, you can't complain about almost, and I don't want to jinx it, a week of simon

[@a1exander123]

Simon is bae

[@stanislaviliev6305]

#Nohomo ?

[@beefstrongenough5921]

stani iliev #fullhomo ?

[@bananamania1124]

I saw that he actually gets offered to, but he has depression to the extent he doesn't want to leave his house... and sometimes doesn't want to play games at all, so maybe leave the topic be, seeing he's been able to play more.

[@Nexus42]

I bet this game is the super advanced algorithm used in Deadliest Warrior. =P

[@pigpig252]

hahaaaaa that's such a guilty pleasure show

[@foreng3095]

The fucking Ivan the Terrible should've won against Cortez >_

[@KingBobbito]

the guiltiest of pleasures

[@TheJZsweep]

+Fo Ren G or how Jesse James won because of a pistol whip... that show was entertaining but some of those choices are the most facepalm worthy.

[@lonelynightm]

You do know that that was done as recreation and in no way actually represented the results right? They just showed who won and used all the weapons because it is more interesting that way.

[@TanksExplosionsAnime]

I'm about to watch the Battle of the Bastards in Game of Thrones. This is perfect timing

[@meowmun2004]

The action shots were amazing in that episode

[@rossoliver5046]

I just watched that episode today! (I have been through GoT twice now)

[@TanksExplosionsAnime]

now I understand what Simon meant when he said that...

[@THEASSASSIN506]

+TheIIDarkshadowII set in a fantasy world......

[@Meesvenema12]

that episode was fucking brilliant, so chaotic and amazing!

[@SveinOlavLarsen]

Is this the new Total War game?

[@jacobriegle1449]

Who?

[@bopeeplauerent676]

Who?

[@thehiddentwo7384]

+Zakobi McAllister what

[@jazziusgaming3923]

Hell no this is tabs

[@GangdangleOfficialChannel]

+Allan Wong its a massive improvement long gone are the days of A.I standing still in front of ranged troops.

[@WadeWilson_]

it's amazing how much this game has evolved since seeing it her all these years ago. Honestly, I never thought it would be as big as it is now

[@tubasil8786]

Yeah it’s so basic in this video it’s like a roblox game lol

[@eringrant5191]

It's been like a year and a half since I've checked this channel, I wouldn't have expected them to branch out into so many genres other than minecraft

[@Qaztar44]

85 Likes, no dislikes! YES!

[@flick1809]

Not anymore

[@noahwattel4226]

already 34 dislikes now

[@GewelReal]

+Noah Wattel just 42 by now

[@nebulea4226]

+Gewel only 52 rn

[@Patrick-cy2zh]

You shouldn't say that it's just gonna make people dislike

[@bagussantosoST]

SEE IF YOU CAN GET YELLOW STAINED CLAY

[@DeviousGamez]

legit just watched that and now onto this

[@tolmat]

YELLOW STAINED CLAY

[@maxmartinez3012]

YELLOW STAINED CLAY

[@absoluteginger4718]

YELLOW STAINED CLAY

[@gajbooks]

*FIND

[@atomknight8361]

lol that chariot may be the greatest thing i've ever seen

[@trademarktm9894]

🐮🔪

[@A.R.H..]

Best Yogscast video in a while. lol. i laughed pretty hard at this. Simon is the true genius of the yogscast.

[@VinnytotheK]

11:55 I almost died of laughter.

[@LoserQuestShow]

I'm crying

[@Tobberz]

I was just sitting there silently, shaking backwards and forwards while clapping like some kind of retarded seal.

[@kevinzaleski5895]

Simon is the best general.

[@The_DorkLord]

MORE PLEASE!

[@thomasonefoot]

Oh my God please more of this, this is one of the best yogs videos I've ever seen.

[@legendsoftamriel7368]

General SIMONs and Emperor DATLOF *Love!

[@joshuachivers1126]

7:23 that shield man took more arrows than Sean bean

[@tadamo7942]

It's really nice to see Simon slowly ease back into the Yogscast it's really nice to see you

[@gigaswardblade7261]

i wish they would release a classic faction in the new game where you can deploy all the old replaced/removed units

[@kdphoenix5185]

Aah, how refreshing it feels to watch a video that actually feels like the yogscast. And by refreshing I mean god damn do my sides hurt from laughing so hard.

[@Noah-pc6wq]

This is some quality BlueXephos right here

[@Fazquel]

More of this for sure! I love how into it they got, and how most of the fights looked like something straight out of team america

[@NeilOB9]

finally someone who knows where the front is

[@spiffyc9248]

The amount of times Lewis says "classic" Classic

[@CiarantheDirector]

I was eating when 11:18 happened! XD Almost choked to death

[@wasifamily9805]

11:20 "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator" Yes. Truly.

[@misterosc]

More of this game!!!! it's really fun!!

[@corystannard7633]

HOW DOES SIMON HAVE BETTER STRATEGIC PLANNING THAN ANYONE ELSE?!

[@danny7301]

Please do more!! Who else agrees?

[@jeresomthimh8111]

Wheelboy has grown so much

[@jm0kay]

am i the only one who hopes its just Simon and Lewis for every video

[@pigpig252]

I've been waiting for them to play this! YES

[@owlis2328]

That matrix shit at 12:45

[@Klokomotivet]

When you get together just the two of you, and you sit down to play a silly game, something truly magical really does happen. Yogmagic. Yeah that's right. More like this, please!

[@goofball2326]

Agreed

[@wolfzebra5207]

I hope they make another video of this. I wanna see Simon try to defeat the chicken man. :D

[@ottoverse8068]

Lewis is playing with Simon It's a miracle

[@evanholt1752]

Ah, the halcyon days of TABS before the great cheerleader scourge

[@theveryaveragegamer9865]

I know. Also to think this was so long ago.

[@Zyrdalf]

What a bunch of old people we here found timmy. Go on timmy, shoot them with your balista timmy. Ffs timmy! Where the hell did you get 20 cheerleaders?

[@Zyrdalf]

Whats that timmy? The perfectly balanced wheel of warriors on Angory Toms channel? Way to go timmy! I’ll promote you to footman

[@pyrosnineActual]

I do love that what proved a difficult enemy was in a kind of Phalanx, hard hitting swordsmen and spearmen behind a wall of shields, naturally a ballista or cannon was the only way to make that possible.

[@Inferno505]

I would definitely be interested in seeing more of this. Mostly because I want to play this game!

[@Spoodsy]

you guys are by far the best I've seen on this game, finally

[@cjas1999]

More of this plz!

[@springsteenwow]

what i love about yogscast is taht they dont cut out too much of what they recorded so that we get more to watch,

[@guy299]

This NEEDS to be greenlit on Steam.

[@Seffsha]

it is :-)

[@guy299]

The Glitchy Dragoon Oh, my bad. I meant released.

[@sleazyp3228]

it's going to be because its greenlit

[@guy299]

Parker Agacinski Ok, now replace the words "This needs" "with I can't wait for" ._.

[@SugarCookie1232]

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS ON THIS CHANNEL ^_^

[@celtins3570]

God this nostalgia

[@Purp1eSh33p]

Love you so much Simon, so glad to see you back in a few more videos, I'm sure we've all missed your wonderful laugh!! Keep on diggy diggin dwarf man!

[@Snickersnek]

They didn't even get to the level with the man who poops chickens!

[@gabunne]

Lewis hates simon: Simon: "And that's my leader, the peasant." Lewis: "That's you."

[@romansnyder20]

There aren’t any horses.

[@darkaidenalex3551]

its a chariot

[@joeymone3958]

This was one of the funniest videos I've ever seen

[@Angel-zy7hn]

I laughed so hard at 3:06 omfg xD 8:09 IM CRYING WTF IS THAT XD 11:19 omg this game the best

[@bradhuygens]

Do more of this! That was one of the best videos in a while

[@Spanglypigman]

I would have Simon be my general, he is very reliable!!!

[@gregoryspoto929]

You should definitely do more of this cause it's awesome!!!

[@Its_Mannix]

The Yogscast we know and love has returned

[@dethkruzer]

Just want to say how much I love to see simon back playing these games,

[@taco6265]

a line of poachers and chariots are the best for crowds balistas and cannons are the best for shields farmers and spearmen are the best for chariots and footmen are the best gor barbarians

[@taco6265]

archers are the best when very very far away and peasants are the best for a swarm boxers are useless

[@Aski_Baski]

+Owlcapone *boxers are the best.

[@taco6265]

+Logan Grimm the best at SUCKING OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH (generic comeback)

[@rainbinedash2022]

Jesus Christ m8, use some fucking comma's.

[@taco6265]

+Alex Da Penguin Oh my gosh I forgot I'm on the internet where everyone uses proper grammar how about you learn how to spell mate

[@Doily131]

this is actually such a brilliant game, whoever scripted this is a genius...just imagine added mages and a bunch of fantasy units

[@KrisWasHere_]

I'am using Internet Explore, hope this comment gets here in time. Happy new year 2009!!

[@taxmanfelix5189]

Haha! Your friends must love your originality!

[@tommydeiser8439]

I get it! It's cause that joke is from 2009

[@TABBYMUSIC]

The only smart internet joke ever.

[@PerGus]

I'm so glad Sumon is feeling better and making more videos

[@Hypergen-]

Wacky waving inflatable arm flaling tube man battle simulator 2016

[@JavvyF61]

The blue guy that glitched into the skybox is killing me!

[@BridgeCrosser]

How are they playing this? It's not out on steam yet.

[@inkweary3664]

Steam isn't the only place to get games

[@BridgeCrosser]

Amy Robertson Ooh thank you

[@coldgie9179]

steam greenlight

[@joefebry2141]

Its in Alpha, you have to sign up to get the game. Although it is Greenlit on steam, so It will be sure to come out on steam as soon when it is further developed.

[@chimpaflimp]

press edition

[@garfieldisntfat]

I need more of this in my life. This is exactly the type of game that is made for you guys!

[@hasoonnine]

how do i get this game?

[@thepolarpotato7025]

Its a pre alpha, you sign up for it and hope for the best that u get it

[@joemcbo6259]

Simon actually knows how to use archers well. I'm impressed.

[@warryo651]

this game is ocd

[@JCstock]

I feel like if you just got two of anything and just slapped them against eachother these two would laugh at it. They're very easy to amuse XD

[@mechanicalfire6265]

Anyone else find it amazing that simons strategies are better than people who fail a level 100 times?

[@joshterrellvevo3624]

5 days of Simon... This is what I love

[@gemmapop100]

Please start a new series where you just play basic survival vanilla minecraft with no mods or anything ! Been a yognaught for around 6 years and it's mental how much your channel has grown !

[@JD-nl7yw]

“The ballista has got to fight all those guys now...Bang!!... is that all of them?” 😂

[@holybananana]

Out of all the KZbinrs i've seen play this game, Simon is so far the GREATEST general!

[@purplepiano8938]

11:20 HAHA my stomach hurts from laughter this really made my day!!! i love you guys

[@BenBomb5]

11:15 best part of the video XD

[@bradhuygens]

17:03 when his archers killed half his army I laughed harder than I have in months

[@Ren0wn]

This is probably the most fantastic video I've ever seen. Please do more :)

[@Zyrdalf]

Back when the wheel of warriors had 5 guys

[@FallingLlamaStudios]

Yesh now it’s ruined

[@MartinOlminkhof]

4 years later: less glitchy, just as derpy...

[@WritingMyOwnElegy]

lewis made simon think he cant put them too close or they would glitch into eachother but the pixel size of each troop prevents that

[@jerryqu4998]

Absolutely amazing video. More TABS!

[@rwbg5244]

good to see the yogscast back at their best

[@akull6215]

Yes! More of Totally Accurate Battle Sim please!

[@shannatura]

I hope you make more content with this game!!

[@baregrills6401]

Once again a legendary video from the yogscast!

[@Asbosen]

This video was probably one of the funniest Ive seen in a while

[@lukelaw13ll]

OMG PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS I WAS CRYING

[@zeecaptain5351]

18:22 aw he's got to fight all these guys now. Ballistas like no problem

[@Artosk]

i have literally seen nothing with simon in years, good to hear his voice

[@Zampth]

THESE are the types of videos i love the yogscast making ;')

[@piculra7441]

1:10 lead with a nice pair of boxers, good choice!

[@SgtTwinkle]

Laughed my head off once again! Good job guys!

[@jessieplemmonsinjunglecrui2481]

This should be a new series, my stomachs hurting from laughing so much.

[@ben-ot9ux]

They NEED to revisit this, it's improved so much after the open alpha came out.