UNBELIEVABLE VICTORY - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Tuesdays With Simon)

[@Freekymoho]

Tfw the corpse of your former comrade expands to ludicrous degrees and litterally blocks out the sun, as his mortal shell accepts the essence of the ancient ones.

[@scythian2138]

That random boxer victory was hilarious.

[@sartanko]

I love how they're trying to make sense of a game that doesn't make any.

[@merchant_of_kek5697]

Exactly like wtf are they doing I think half of the Time like make a huge like of shields and get a duke hold on everything

[@octodaddy877]

4:49 Chariot goes in front of the cannon, it fires, the cannon misses, and the cannonball hits the other cannon instead. That is some action movie shit right there.

[@WizardBrandon]

i did not know that archers use the "x-com chance of hitting"

[@Piratewaffle43]

The Spartans would actually brush their hair in preparation for a battle. A Persian spy saw this and reported back on what a bunch of pansy asses the Spartans were. We all know what happens next though.

[@TheAnalatheist]

Brushies is the most important time of day, not even war can interrupt brushies time.

[@gajbooks]

Well, I mean, you gotta look good when murdering.

[@davidmax99]

yes we all know what happened the spartans were destroyed in a day

[@Piratewaffle43]

*Three Retards One Channel used sarcasm* *It's not very effective...*

[@davidmax99]

Eridan Ampora *Eridan Ampora Used Good Comeback* *It's Super Effective!*

[@Duke_de_Plata]

I CON'T BELIEVE YOOVE DUN THIS!!

[@TheKillingFloor15]

?

[@rainex4516]

This video here Is why I still watch the yogscast over these 6 years

[@gasawock9347]

Has general Simon ever been inside of a tank before?

[@TheAnalatheist]

Lewd.

[@softsdead]

A long time ago, yes. He also was injured by a faulty grenade

[@draggo69]

**veteran flashbacks**

[@burger-jd8cx]

no idea, but i have lel.

[@architect11]

'That's for the Queen, wait maybe it was the King back then I'm not really sure. Oh wait I'm American!' - General Simon 2014

[@ZeonXGR]

Cuccoos, the greatest enemy of mankind.

[@suneatingsinner8147]

Yes finally someone else understands

[@jickermeow]

ain't that the truth

[@bradhuygens]

YES! Thank you so much for doing another one of this! Videos like this make me watch this channel again

[@BryceMacEvoy]

I love how Simon says things like “THIS! IS! LUBRICANT!!” and Lewis just has no idea what to do about it.

[@HarmonyXVI]

"YEEEEEEAAAAH! YOU 'BREAT' THE PRE-ALPHA" lol

[@NoFlu]

6:40 this gives me flashbacks of a certain..... haus.....

[@redspectre3039]

Yes, yes

[@h.cheung1146]

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[@JoeKenyon]

Fun.

[@cammo353]

+Redcoat 142 no matter how fast I run, I can never escape the pain

[@FeatheredThreat]

+H. Cheung praise to lord /\

[@sefewet]

I litterly broke a couple of times from laughter lol, how random those characters walk XD and the comments with it, beautiful guys!

[@dukeofmania6504]

Now this is what I call a Boxer Rebellion

[@messilang4618]

Why cant we just see Sips and Simon playing this

[@megafish3798]

Stfu

[@morphkogan8627]

You'll get over it.

[@bt4670]

Yogscast dream team.

[@rawrits_me949]

Lewis ruins everything it would be better if simon,lewis and sips played together

[@adixiegentleman9502]

+Mariux - agreed

[@karenbailey3389]

Plz keep playing this game, I absolutely love it!

[@pedrorodrigues4633]

it annoys me that they still dont know poachers are better then archers....

[@pedrorodrigues4633]

minecraft faggot1337 They fire faster and accuracy wise they're better, they're also cheaper however the distance isnt as great but the archers dont hit most of their targets from the larger range anyways so

[@samm4510]

It annoys me that you don't know when to use 'then' and when to use 'than'.

[@samm4510]

It annoys me that you don't know when to use 'then' and when to use 'than'.

[@samm4510]

It annoys me that you don't know when to use 'then' and when to use 'than'.

[@JoeSmith-pp6uy]

well than

[@misterdingus9515]

6:16 and thus, a legend was born.

[@fbibarbie]

O baby a Triple!

[@doob626]

"Let's just throw in some guys to see what we're up against." Drops boxers in. "We're fighting a line of chariots." Wins game. "Oh." This is why Simon's the general and Lewis serves the beverages.

[@ZhangWei02]

love these rag doll physics games!

[@j.d.3597]

I am stupidly happy that they are doing this again!

[@matthewburdette248]

5:35 horseyMchorse makes the ultimate sacrifice it's the type of fight you make a movie about

[@martinteel]

'Chicken Pooper' better be a usable character in the full launch

[@CongaYT]

4:30 Yogscast editing crew at it's best

[@mcdoogle6549]

I don't see it

[@maxwilcox1823]

yeah there apears to be now hop skip or jump

[@ButterflyGhostBFG]

Simon is my spirit animal

[@zed2336]

it appears simon has micheal tyson in his army

[@GingerBagels]

gr8jokem8

[@zed2336]

what?

[@nitwriter4804]

he means great joke mate. its awfull. And now i'll get alot of haters on my back :-)

[@269tron]

"ITS A GUY POOPING CHICKENS!!" Right, thats enough internet for a day.

[@ezekielbenavides2740]

every time he uses archers a bit of my soul dies.

[@leeroyjenkins9551]

4:47 The greatest dodge of all time

[@alekotoons2350]

That Moment at 5:17 was EPIC.

[@mataschmata]

im so glad they're doing more of this

[@sheaferguson1184]

17 minutes of pure greatness :)

[@TheBassHeavy]

Simon is fucking brilliant at life. More Simon please.

[@jackmitchell9091]

you know the video is over when lewis says "HOLY CRAP" really quickly.

[@blazikenrules288]

There's a creeper on the lawn LALALALALALALA

[@TeaMsGu]

There's a creeper on the roof... LAAAA LALALALA LA

[@kyleoconnor1313]

+Singular Jame there's a creeper on the track LALALALALA

[@ScrawnyMcMassive]

Combo breaker

[@saddlers1001]

I remember that but which episode? I'm pretty sure it's from moonquest

[@5obi]

+zamboygaming road to 100 subs this was from their greatest series ever, until they stopped it of course

[@GamerGoobertron9000]

6:27 That boxer is one tough dude or chick

[@volticpanzer8408]

OMG YES!!! I loved simon playing this game :D

[@familyratcliff4706]

Love when Simons in videos because he fun into funny

[@KiraYakuza]

u guys ar the best i miss gmod tho

[@superbeary3993]

3:44 bottom leave there is a folder called "A Billion dp (Dick pic) files" I still remember that episode lol

[@alexsnap9647]

it's zip files

[@fireboss1108]

he had Fraps

[@manfredholmberg1053]

It says "A Billion zip files" as in 7zip files.

[@epicninjaz117]

Bottom leave.

[@VeewooTheSiren]

+mastur ch33f ?

[@CannedInferno]

Watching Simon play this is so frustrating hahahah

[@theclassyviking7351]

1:22 the moment he puts down archers I knew they didn't pay any attention to the last videos comments

[@maarzie]

Awesome video, I really hope that next week they do the versus mode.

[@habib9575]

that one swordman that played dead behind the catapult though.... 10:29

[@tomking3419]

Yessssss!!!!! Finally more tabs and simon

[@miikaroysko9591]

this is just the best thing ever

[@otopico]

Simon saves the day, again!

[@messilang4618]

lol that old windows backround tho

[@cneep1]

Really?

[@RobloxSnapz101]

I love it when a KZbinr accidentally reveals stuff they didn't think we'd be able to see xD

[@MrAntieMatter]

What are you talking about?

[@flumsenumse]

Cause they obviously couldn't have just edited it out, if they didn't want us to see it.

[@RobloxSnapz101]

Cornelius Sevald It's not worth editing out, it's not a massive secret or something. More like a small easter egg.

[@Concamrillu]

looking forward to Tuesdays! keep it up

[@joncovert1588]

after playing tabs in this years jingle jam its fun to see how far this game has come

[@misgiggidy]

SIMON! you beautiful bearded dwarf. Simon Lane's The Art of War. Chapter one: just plunk down a bunch of units.

[@dalelamoureux702]

Archers literally killed your lines everytime

[@antiromeo910]

4:50 dem chariot jukes tho

[@A-Dino-Named-Mennany]

12:35 well as we all know, chickens are the most deadly thing in the world.

[@raisedbywolves72]

Lewis is the one who gives the whiskey to the chariot riders

[@zerogravity5320]

Lewis pretending he didn't look anything up and remembered it all

[@lordgains3317]

ahhhh man this is such a good series! sad to see it end

[@bradhuygens]

Finally they use Footman

[@JuiceHasser]

Can we please have 100 episode series of this game

[@vegterble]

16:14 GO TOMMY! YOU CAN DO IT!

[@reillyrussell4022]

Please do multiplayer versus in the sandbox! I love this game and want to see more

[@wisemanfoolishman5422]

More of this plz, it is so funny XD

[@spaceyspace728]

ready to spend my tuesday with simon

[@nacoran]

I've always thought the best way to beat a guy pooping chickens out his bum is to give a detachment to Colonel Sanders to command.

[@divertedjoe4827]

They should have a through the ages thing. So like a campaign with cavemen infantry, mediaeval people, maybe have like a musketeers thing and a water level with pirates.

[@sloanstrong2464]

I love you guys never stop being the people who like to have fun and make people happy!!! ; ) I've been watching you guys since israphel! And you guys are the same amazing people who have dealt with people who have been telling you guys that you're doing a bad job but you guys have been there every day for all of your supporters! So I say you guys stay the same and don't ever listen to the shitlords that give you crap!!!

[@broadwayable2012]

Thanks guys. You brighten the day.

[@cdot4370]

Simon looking majestic as always in the thumbnail If you've got it flaunt it

[@BurgeTV]

so glad they did another one woooo

[@thewerewolff7248]

"he got an arrow in the knee!" clearly in leg

[@Matthew-mo7wh]

4:50 MLG CHARIOT DODGE!!!! :O

[@frankly3886]

Please do a turbo dismount one shot with sips also love ur channel been watching since I was little

[@fredranzalot4849]

Proof that even before the advent of the cheerleader, back in the before times, balistae were still busted as shit.

[@allthatrain]

Pls play more Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. Its been updated. There are now new levels, new maps, new units and bug fixes.

[@mrndermansanitygaming916]

having your units tightly packed (shields) is more effective against arrows and infantry than spread apart

[@TheArrenta]

Did any one else think of Datlof? Block the chickens with your bodies!

[@MilkJugA_]

This game is a new chapter for esports.

[@samueltownsend1244]

And now we wait for the chaos in Sandbox mode

[@fox_jreemoth128]

Hey i havent been watching for a while but ive missed so much! I shouldn't hVe stoped watching :D i also really loved the yog labs series and could u do more Minecraft?

[@Snakeskull117]

This made me laugh so hard!!! XD

[@ImHazzaBro]

Love yours cast

[@badcat0607]

That was amazing

[@birdt_2311]

2 visible folders on the desktop background when he minimised the game were "Hot Date" and "Black Magic"

[@ShowzaTrio]

I love this lads

[@acezar2644]

this game is gold

[@koaritz9302]

3:43 Look at the date xD

[@bonk984]

"He had a son, the one with googly eyes had a son" Lewis they all have googly eyes...

[@mightyworm4772]

XD that was sooooo funny lol i am the leader *says the peasant

[@Raggepagge]

lol 3:41 "a billion zip files" ;D

[@bobob8496]

Please do a bracket style tournament with the yogscast doin this game

[@turbine219]

Dwarves make for excellent generals apparently.

[@rarefaction4124]

Anyone else stop to look at Simon's (or Lewis's) desktop? One file is called A billion zip files and I literally couldn't stop laughing.

[@gammamaster1894]

PLEASE play this again 😂😂😂

[@infernomage1]

i wanna see them play sandbox mode next

[@skywardentertainment7595]

Total War: Gang Beasts looks incredible

[@Baleur]

How to know if they are playing pre-patch? "Peasent" Yep, pre-patch xD

[@fnunes15]

Classic yogscast already at 6:20

[@ethanhermsey]

Lewis sounds like mr Meeks from Cloud Atlas; 'I know, i know'