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[@SNOWSOS]

This voice actor needs to be in more games

[@somestrangeryoudontknow5084]

Yeah stamper is beast

[@alexsmith2004]

no he needs to be in everything of everness

[@LegoManJ22]

*ALL EVERYTHING

[@alexsmith2004]

*GRAMMAR NAZI ps it was auto lol

[@tomjack1000000]

Game 4 thats all you need

[@sean8102]

"Sound effects when characters do stuff!" Holy shit!

[@freshice6198]

HOLY CRAP!

[@CS9_]

+Sean Placker THE FUTURE IS NOW

[@karialy1479]

WOAH! TECHNOLOGY!!!

[@vitalianovitiani5109]

*Sounds of Bethesda staff taking notes*

[@MlopsFunny]

Oh God Oh Frick

[@argylealligator]

Stamper needs to do every game trailer.

[@livetheender]

Yes.

[@SpookyNutcracker]

Yes

[@SylviaLastname]

Correction, Stamper needs to voice every game announcer/trailer voice.

[@basedgoku5448]

Stamped for smash annoucer

[@Demospammer9987]

I agree.

[@HanallaIsHere]

Videogame trailers done right

[@CrossRex]

HanallaIsHere hell yeah

[@gojoPart2]

Yas

[@turdferguson5378]

Yes

[@theverysmallfrog]

Oh wowza I made it 1 *.1* k likes

[@wombat7961]

Yes haha, also check out the Crashlands trailer

[@CyrusTheYoshi]

I want this guy to narrate my life.

[@sarahferguson75]

AS HE SHITS HIS PANTS

[@theunculturedswine8605]

But remember: BUCKLE THOSE PANTS first

[@sarahferguson75]

Elite Games OH WAIT THERE GONE >:D

[@logan-ninja7495]

Miles5x5 stamper is amazing.

[@theunculturedswine8605]

You bet

[@aHairlesshamster]

Battleblock Theatre Specs: -Won the best award for everything ever -Stunning 1000000000p Graphics -High resolution super texture technology that modern human eyeballs can't even see -Frame rates of up to 21000 pms -State of the art ragdoll physics -Particle explosion future systems -Advanced manipulation engine -Mind-blowingly realistic hair simulation -Oculus Rift support for up to 5 simultaneous oculuses -Video card mega graphic throttleing with RAM proccessing -Sound effects THE FUTURE IS NOW

[@Klomster88]

-Oculus Rift support for up to 5 simultaneous oculuses (Pending.)

[@mauraclassified4860]

Klomster What does that even mean!?

[@aHairlesshamster]

Maura Classified It means that the future is now

[@mauraclassified4860]

aHairlesshamster What's an Oculus Rift though?

[@Klomster88]

Maura Classified It probably refers to an open wound in the material continuum regarding the general region of cylindrical ancient window decor, the rift tears through dimensions and causes an oculus rift. Or it might be the popular device used for 3D visual effects, also cartoonishly depicted in the trailer..... but nah, i like the first better.

[@jaedenphillips5971]

Looks like my computer can't run this...

[@hamboy8684]

Me nether I think no one has that type of 'thing'

[@IllustriousFoxx]

Ze Robot Medic38 I NEED THAT RAMMING ram

[@hamboy8684]

I NEED IT Illustrious Foxx TO CRASH SOME CASTLES!!!

[@IllustriousFoxx]

Ze Robot Medic38 here i want a $8,090 i will give you the link and just put all the best upgrades on there. x3

[@Stuntman-xl6nf]

My PC gives me the blue screen :(

[@PhoenixDemon94]

i'm pretty sure if stamper did the voice over for any video game trailer, we would all buy it.

[@corvoattano7892]

yeah say goodbye to the universe if that happens

[@AmanojakuPenguin]

I'd love to hear him voice a trailer for Big Rigs

[@bigada2845]

true

[@newyearhunter5907]

+PhoenixDemon94 i beleive the fairy wish king is the narrator... that might have been somones wish...

[@kattsass69]

STEAM

[@thecursedgalleon7096]

Gotta love seeing this 8 years later

[@marytheberryy]

Samee

[@JustSomeWeirdo]

@@marytheberryy sameee

[@thedorgon9682]

Sameeee

[@pasupare]

same, GOD i loved this game

[@marytheberryy]

@@pasupare SAMMME

[@im_wavey]

7 years later and this is still the best trailer ever

[@skippy6536]

And your pants WILL COLLECT HUMAN FECES WHEN YOU SEE THESE AMAZING HAIR PHYSICS!! LOOK AT IT!!!

[@skippy6536]

*MIND BLOWINGLY REALISTIC

[@DuckyQuackington]

buckle your pants

[@utialtec]

+PaperLuigi64 Look Katty*

[@kattsass69]

OCULES RIFT SUPPORT UP TO FIVE SYMOTANESUS... OCULESES

[@a.jcheshiremen7822]

+The Kattsass PENDING

[@fireball221000]

See, this is the main reason why I love Behemoth games.

[@TalkingSandvich]

God bless them

[@TalkingSandvich]

Amen

[@basedgoku5448]

Yeppers

[@stankles]

Talking Sandvich Gaben bless them.

[@AgentNight1]

They are the same creator of Dad n' me? i loved this game, are the same cartoon characters of Dad n me

[@Odd_Bin]

This is how every pc gamer describes pc gaming.

[@Nizzumnuts]

talking as a laptop gamer this statement is extremely accurate

[@Dampler]

It's funny because triple A game developers think they need the most up-to-date realistic graphics at the highest resolution for a game to sell, but then it turns out the game sucks or has major design flaws and no one plays it. However, BattleBlock Theater comes along and delivers a wonderful experience with a simple yet effective and memorable art style.

[@quirkhopper404]

Not to mention what could very well be the best video game narration in history

[@beefucker8976]

Nope This and Castle Crashers are definitely some of THE best games I have ever played

[@vidkiddo4595]

Simple? It had up to 10000000p and super high textures that your mere mortal eyes can't see!

[@jackson12ten85]

This favorite trailer of any game.

[@keaton1283]

same

[@Chase-rp7dk]

Same

[@asthenoki]

+wolfy3able steam :3

[@burritodawgg]

Coliddigus stamepy

[@Overload32]

That... Was literally the best trailer for anything i have ever seen.

[@Garacide]

Brett EC why do you think the game has a award for everything ever

[@ashtondavey7409]

@@Garacide exactly

[@laurenalvarez1587]

this narrator...i can't get enough of him. I want him to narrate my life.

[@laurenalvarez1587]

You're stupid

[@evon1402]

+Ben Henson don't diss Stamper! Go sit in the corner and waddle in your tears and pee while we all LAUGH AT YOU.

[@laurenalvarez1587]

I still can't get over how my measly comment got that guys panties in a twist. Lol

[@flyingwaffleiron405]

he's almost as good as Morgan Freeman

[@slappymouse]

Lauren Alvarez STAMPERTv IS that guy, miss. i'd be excited if i were you

[@TheTranceStation]

Finally, someone who creates a trailer that convinces people to play the game, ON STEAM. While all the other trailers just say credits and things we DONT care about :D

[@sonic4jesusyes365]

Other than undertale. This and undertale are gud

[@TheTranceStation]

+izzy pines um I didn't hear about undertale at the time.... (Undertale is my favorite game today ;) )

[@seventeen777]

REGOS UNDERTALE HAS 1,000,000,000P GRAPHICS AND 21,000 FRAMES PER MILLISECOND WITH SOUND EFFECTS WHEN CHARActers DO STUFF!

[@TeaZ-r7c]

You know an ad is good when you watch the whole thing willingly 8 years after it's made.

[@FestiveRocket]

I feel like Behemoth automatically has the talent of comedy in literally anything they make.

[@prefectlymuda]

"OCULUS RIFT SUPPORT FOR UP TO FIVE SIMONTANIOUS OCULOUSES! PENDING! Does not actually support the Oculus Rift" xD 10/10 IGN best Steam trailer in the world.

[@ROBLOXthesuperbob]

Halo71Freak 0/10 IGN "Where's my bribe?"

[@prefectlymuda]

Halo71Freak agreed.

[@TheMRJewfro]

I wish my RAM had a Ram on it

[@dizzyshroom8376]

Just have someone run over it with a dodge

[@Hollow022]

With extra Ram

[@billcipher3393]

That was my nickname

[@bruh2599]

that was eating at the Ram

[@MasterPyron]

Just Ram it in.

[@TheSilverWolf1998]

Stamper should be an announcer for Unreal Tournament 4, or toxikk. We have the badass announcer, the sexy announcer, why not the comical announcer? One line can be, "Give yourself a round of applause. You blew up a guy, that was just standing there."

[@mariocardenas1526]

I think it was i got a gem that was just sitting there

[@TheSilverWolf1998]

Mario Cardenas If he was an announcer for UT or Toxikk it would be what I said.

[@gurepbell]

YESS

[@Retro--]

3 years later and we have gaben announcing for Dota 2 welcome to the future ladies and gentlemen

[@Ottomeme]

I got my friend to cry from laughing with this darn trailer!

[@filipinowhiteboy]

I'm guessing they cried like an anime fan on prom night?

[@memealert8198]

+filipinowhiteboy hot damn

[@its_heeho]

+filipinowhiteboy what does that sound like?

[@its_heeho]

+filipinowhiteboy what does that sound like?

[@dipshitmcirishpants62]

it sounds like the mega man fanbase after the release of Mighty No.9

[@terribletree7933]

Everybody: Battleblock theatre: *_S T E A M_*

[@LoganTEM]

U spent it wrong its theater

[@pixelate609]

@@LoganTEM actyally it's correct in either spelling... their's is just fancier

[@LoganTEM]

@@pixelate609 ik

[@mishayanata8891]

Version*

[@RayanfhoulaBR]

.........version!

[@shinexed]

I bought the game just because of the trailer. I have yet to play it though.

[@goorooschlum]

shinexed Excellent choice. I mean, come on! It won the award for everything ever!

[@bloodloon1]

+TheGiant Rat Boy, he was pis- He was mad!

[@swaggamer6727]

+TheGiant Rat lol

[@shinexed]

+shinexed Okay, I played it a few weeks ago. Brehty gud, 9/11, would recommend.

[@moepskie]

+shinexed Same here LOL

[@CaptainCore993]

That.....was.....fucking.....amazing.......

[@kajetangalaszewski5617]

STEAM!.............version

[@qwertiopia5898]

Oh no! I have to upgrade my Pc now for this exhausting fantastic realistic graphics and Physics. Crysis 3 was yesterday. Now we have BattleBlock Theater. ^^

[@mr.crackers.7759]

Uh oh. we need to buy A SUPER GAMING PC WITH 900000000P GRAPICS SUPER FASSSTTTTT Then i will add you to STEAM BECUASE OF SUPER ALIEN TENO DUBSTEP STUFF.then a RIOT WILL HAPPE OH GOD HELPPP!!!

[@qwertiopia5898]

xD

[@jldragon7855]

Qwertiopia WITH RAM

[@qwertiopia5898]

over 9.000.000.000 GB ^^

[@ThatIckyGuy]

You guys know you can download RAM, right? For free.

[@cupofjoe9681]

Was that Gaben as a cat? Cat Life 3 Confirmed.

[@RadarHawk]

I'm surprised the internet didn't implode from seeing that.

[@paladinboyd1228]

Radar Hawk, I think it did.

[@kurbusmax]

Radar Hawk 0 O o

[@davey2613]

dark Bloo we need to keep the game alive

[@fruitleather5297]

YourAverageArtist

[@brex6758]

see this 10 years later its just beautiful

[@hardwolf5]

Best trailer ever

[@georgeivanov2322]

Piotr Pajewski Even Half-Life 3 won't be able to top this one

[@alkazargui175]

+george ivanov true

[@corvoattano7892]

true unless

[@gungfry7728]

This commercial should set an example for every game ever made... 10,080 pp!

[@gungfry7728]

and speeds of 21,000 frames per millisecond!

[@gungfry7728]

Gungfry AND up to 5, no 6 oculus rift supports! BUY TODAY DON'T DELAY

[@gungfry7728]

All games should have a similar commercial

[@mikkymouse1999]

Gungfry Then it would get boring quickly, whilst the fact that only the behemoth made a commercial like this, it makes battleblock special. This commercial should receive every award for everything ever.

[@jjs32stepstoenlightenment37]

100000000000p

[@stufaman]

I just saw an unskipable ad for Halo 5 to get to this. How ironic the flagship of cutting edge gaming looks sh*t compared to this ad.

[@Relf_G]

+stufaman "cutting edge"

[@stufaman]

Rafe With added ram.

[@stufaman]

***** LOOK AT IT!!!

[@samuelweinstein4405]

The flagships are on PC, fam.

[@stufaman]

Samuel Weinstein I don't care what format this game is on. It's awesome.

[@psj990517]

I was thinking to buy this game after watching this video about 10 times by now

[@onion8769]

Thank god summer sale

[@psj990517]

+Octoovy Yeah i bought it. Thanks Summer Sale

[@BigBaldMustache]

Yea thank summer sale

[@psj990517]

+Saba Voorhees you bought it as well?

[@BigBaldMustache]

yellowslime Yep i bought it yesterday

[@bradenmitchell5565]

This trailer was ahead of its time.

[@halflifeger4179]

This never gets old.

[@TheRealestRobert]

Did it get old yet

[@NoSteps]

@@TheRealestRobert no

[@TheRealestRobert]

@@NoSteps good

[@TyranusRex721]

I love how this trailer made fun of the modern day games and that somehow graphics and resolution make the game. I am so glad this game exists. Stupid fun all around.

[@blaz3up83]

was the narrator.... Stamper?

[@genkurouno2849]

Yes

[@bebepavon671]

of course its stamper who else would it be?

[@Polygonetwo]

He narrates the whole game. It's great.

[@prestongarveyimpersonator6548]

The Stamper is hatty and the narrator

[@Bowser_Plush]

Blaz3Up // you better believe it

[@ether_i572]

Why on Earth is this being recommended to me in 2019

[@tiran7908]

recommended in 2019 and still looks like there is no computer that could run this game at maximum settings

[@skrqmble]

i don't know

[@junker-f3m]

because technology has finally caught up with this game where you can run it without melting your processor with its power

[@funny.gon-12]

Its Heken rad that's why

[@niamhshearer322]

It is now much cheaper to purchases all 5 oculuses!

[@srgtgunner]

Stamper is such a good narrator he could get a twenty year old to buy Call of Duty Ghosts

[@AmanojakuPenguin]

That's the one game he couldn't convince me to buy no matter what

[@trickedandtrolled]

BattleBlock Theater [STEAM VERSION]: - Won every award for everything ever - Stunning 1,000,000,000p graphics - High resolution supertexture technology that modern human eyeballs can't even see - Framerates of up to 21,000 per millisecond - State-of-the-art ragdoll physics - Particle explosion future systems - Advanced manipulation engine allowing you to control what you see on screen - Mind-blowingly realistic hair simulation - Oculus Rift support of up to 5 simultaneous oculuses [PENDING] - Video card mega graphic throttling with ram processors - Sound effects when characters do stuff The future is now!

[@faellcedaer5034]

IF I BECOME PRESIDENT IT WILL BE LAW FOR STAMPER TO NARRATE EVERYTHING

[@Jp2166]

+Delta Pad The Universe would implode. I am sorry, but that much awesome cannot be in the same place, in the same time, speaking the same words.

[@corvoattano7892]

+MIRAGE Anti-Grav Development good thing im in a different universe

[@aslansomething3498]

Narrate every of your moves.

[@kingmenelaus7083]

+The Creator 4H.R.C.C (lpsminecrafter20) I'll vote.

[@kingmenelaus7083]

+The Creator 4H.R.C.C (lpsminecrafter20) I'll vote.

[@nintendosniper9198]

I actually bought this game because of this trailer

[@andresaraya7346]

me too, in steam :p

[@balinthonvari7723]

was it worth it?

[@andresaraya7346]

Rick and Morty Obviously doe, is one of the best things i ever bought in steam :p Also, do you hav a steam account? 6u6

[@balinthonvari7723]

sure I do! I have bought portal.

[@andresaraya7346]

Rick and Morty Heh, cool Also, what is your username?, I wanna see if i can add you in my list >u>

[@ninjamaster9094]

I swear they just handed him a list of topics and said "go nuts"

[@DerekLieu]

This is actually what happened

[@ResidentO]

This trailer is art

[@ElCrepe]

4 years later and this is still the best trailer/game I have ever seen/played. Like cmon modern games don't even come close to this wonderful work of art

[@Alpha_Arcade]

i love how it gets extremely dramatic after like every 7 seconds

[@pootis-bird]

AND YOUR PANTS WILL COLLECT HUMAN FECES

[@Ethan-ts1qk]

PENDING 8 OCULUSSES!

[@TheDerpyDrummer]

Don't worry if it's 2021, your not alone

[@gambsy69]

my pants collected human feces when i saw that mind blowingly realistic hair simulation

[@ii8239]

LOOOOK AT IT

[@bren7080]

The most self-aware commercial of all time

[@bren7080]

Also... Did I just see Gabe Newell cat?

[@UltraMcreeper]

***** yep

[@Stounyx]

***** yes

[@ZacharyHill]

***** Yes, yes you did.

[@ArchbardWava]

Now THAT is a hell of a trailer! Now I feel like I NEED to play it. I don't even want, I NEED!!!

[@operationkilled]

I, NOMINATE THIS as THE BEST TRAILER EVER! Pants Collect Human Feces...

[@ashtondavey7409]

Now THAT Is how you do a trailer for a game! Bought this just because of the awesome narration.

[@AbbreviatedReviews]

I still come back to this trailer years after buying and beating the game because it's so amazing.

[@superdog736]

i could not stop laughing 11/10 would bang

[@MyrothasMcMillan]

i think 9/11 would bang

[@superdog736]

Myrothas McMillan :/

[@williamgraham2062]

Myrothas McMillan your fucked in the head

[@fire2fireable]

Myrothas McMillan aw common 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong! :>

[@_Spacecraft]

teehee i'm only 12 but i think 9/11 jokes r hilarious!!!

[@InsaneAMVz]

BEST TRAILER I EVER SEEN! lol

[@benport466]

Rated T for being a little...Naughty

[@gurepbell]

naughT

[@Something_Disgusting]

@@gurepbell *not E

[@CalaCrisp88]

It's the same ram from Castle Crashers!

[@neonexus9660]

*Remastered

[@techmopunk84]

*ramastered

[@rycb.c.cvnnnbbccvanhbvbbnf6887]

Oh my God after all these years its so good to hear hatty

[@Zoular]

Best trailer I ever bought, comes with a free game

[@epidemic-rd8rt]

You mean u bought the GAME not the TRAILER

[@Zoular]

I know what I said, I bought the trailer

[@epidemic-rd8rt]

who buys a trailer

[@Zoular]

the joke eludes you ._.

[@CheeseMaster75ok]

I think the guy with the roblox profile picture is a little bit slow.

[@Ghally]

THIS REALISTIC HAIR STYLE IS GONNA FRY MY EYES!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA!

[@dariomarcelo8321]

100000000000000000000000000000pp!!!! WILL BURN YOUR PANTS AND BRAIN!!!

[@Ghally]

DarioEpicUser ™ YEAAAAAAAAAAAHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@nwasyko]

ZoroarkGaming right?

[@thebowlinthesink]

0:35 I don't think my computer will handle this lol

[@ToastyTastyPancakes]

This looks and sounds like a YTP, this is one of the best trailers I've ever watched.

[@mryousif6627]

2018 and there are +1000 people still playing the game

[@kylemaurer9167]

I have never seen a better video game trailer than this.

[@ze0le103]

*he knows what he's talking about*

[@Maxjk0]

Stamper needs to do audiobooks (but add his own things in)

[@jackflanagan9499]

Humor is very important to me in a video game. This just about takes the cake

[@DeanLawrence_ftw]

I played this years ago and still come back to watch the trailer every once in a while. It's utterly hilarious. Best trailer ever.

[@masona.5631]

Did I just see animated cat Gabe Newell?

[@proudhondaowner-1]

Lord gaben our savior

[@Negan_Smith01]

Almost 2024 and this game is still the BEST GAME EVER!!! ❤❤❤

[@SonicXRage]

I never even took a peak at Battleblock Theater for some reason, but when I did on Steam and saw this trailer... do I have to tell you? It's obvious: I NEED THIS GAME (also I need to eat my food _before_ I play just in case, you know, laugh so hard that I choke on my food and die)!

[@trop7736]

***** It`s one of the best games known to man

[@SonicXRage]

Uncle Shermie I bet it is.

[@Elias_Warshop]

I may just get this to listen to Stamper's sweet, sweet voice for hours on end~

[@S0KE]

This trailer is so good I just keep coming back to it 8 years later

[@Munchojosho]

THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cazadorcazado08]

SNK

[@OceanRedux]

VS

[@cazadorcazado08]

CAPCOM

[@jacobwells9207]

THANKS TO SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!

[@donnacrozier6311]

i feel like this is how some companies should advertise, i would be way more hooked in this trailer then anything else

[@mini_mew775]

Best game narration hands down

[@SpecterPaladin]

Stamper’s voice is audible candy

[@sammyb9683]

if every game trailer was made in this fashion I would buy every game ever

[@suponyan]

Alright, 2020, who is still watching this trailer for reasons not known to the eyes of the potatos?

[@why_is_every_name_taken]

Me

[@mrdylan1019]

OH GOSH I HAVE COLLECTED HUMAN FECES FROM MY BUCKLED PANTS!

[@thedragongirlgamer9251]

Never knew you had a sense of humor hatty XD Love you though

[@creationrealm633]

i want pants! wait, what?

[@holzbruch]

Still one of the best game trailers I have ever seen. It's so on point funny, informative and matches the actual ingame experience.

[@dev1ous65]

The behemoth wins every award related to marketing techniques

[@Ruisu_Skungoid]

This aged so well

[@seanlaffey3633]

We want more Stamper in everything.

[@MortimusGorgon]

GabeN has delivered once again, be grateful and give thanks fellow masterracers

[@JoveJoved]

Stamper, do more. Do anything. Just more of it.

[@malenkiy3642]

I am so happy I found this trailer 9 years later.

[@Jakepearl13]

This should be everything a release trailer aspires to be. This is PERFECTION.

[@TeaMal_FX]

1:41 the future is now

[@redsohc]

This trailer totally makes me wanna play the game!

[@uskAndromeda]

1:19 best part.

[@Memefan]

“Your pants will collect human feces when you see this mind blowingly realistic hair simulation! *_L O O K A T I T ! ! !”_*

[@proofmanidk8458]

if this wasnt the best most convincing advertisement ive ever seen then I dont know what is

[@TrueSéamas]

My pants collected human feces when I saw THE MIND BLOWLYING REALISTIC HAIR SIMULATION!

[@Handelo]

They sure know how to cater to PC gamers. I'm in.

[@DMS_Knighted_Drifter]

I like how the Fairy Wish Prince is advertising for systems he admits he can't afford

[@TheLastVillain]

Change the title to "How to make an amazing trailer"

[@Mrbones-id6mj]

Stamper is the best game trailer voice actor

[@TheSolamnic]

Every advertisement should be like this because it's the only one that has successfully gotten me to buy their product.