Battlefield Earth - Boardroom Scene

Terl gets some bad news...

[@RevWorkshop]

*WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!* *WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!* *WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!*

[@amarmuammar6393]

[slow motion] hahahahah!!!!

[@ChachaChapati]

RED Revengineer That's a riot, man. This movie would be a legit comedy were it labeled as such, instead of Scientology-inspired tripe.

[@MisterX867]

Vic M. That seriously needs to be a meme

[@Rakshasa1986]

Scientology itself is a joke but this film has nothing to do with it.

[@Ugh-Fudge_Bwana]

Jsidhu762 Incorrect. Battlefield Earth was written by the founder of Scientology, and Travolta financed the movie specifically for that reason.

[@LanceCampeau]

Any more "dutch angle" shots and this film would be an honorary citizen of the Netherlands.

[@Harshil2456]

It's not already? 🤣

[@AllenHanPR]

"Dutch Angles" You know I'm something of a filmmaker myself.

[@rickdeckard1075]

the more accurate the disclosures, the shittier that the quality of the production must be. those are the rules.

[@GHC3]

They just left the camera at that angle and filmed it that way

[@sh-ig9fm]

I like Dutch Angeles.

[@billyjack4131]

"With endless options for renewal With endless options for renewal With endless options for renewal So long Dental Plan!"

[@KingJaymo2k11]

Lisa needs braces

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Now do Classical Gas!

[@jayboy8080]

@@KingJaymo2k11 dental plan

[@AWMJoeyjoejoe]

Lisa needs braces

[@EminentKnight]

@@AWMJoeyjoejoe dental plan

[@j_freed]

The only movie ever made that doesn't have a blooper reel, everything they shot was too good not to keep.

[@elijahknapp727]

Haha, that hurts, but it's truth

[@overtrist]

+jonas brave almost died laughing

[@TheStapleGunKid]

The entire movie pretty much is one long blooper reel.

[@jamesfrank3213]

The only movie ever made where all footage should have gone to the cutting room floor...to save humanity from its release.

[@vdotme]

😂😂😂😂

[@Averagejoe-wl9ym]

I would imagine Hell to be a place where Battlefield Earth and The Room play non-stop for all eternity.

[@alechendrickson5526]

Hahahaha no. Both those movies have well earned so bad it's good status. "Better' movies to put in hell would be every single Happy Madison comedy, every single horrible Parody movie by those two directors who's names keep escaping me and National Lampoon's Senior trip which is not only the worst comedy movie I've ever seen, it's also the worst movie I've seen in my life. Give me The Last Airbender any day over Senior Trip.

[@Arthaslepeureux]

Imagine a reboot of Battlefield Erath directed, written and staring in the role of Terl the great Tommy Wiseau who got 150 millions as a budget. Oh and the film will be in 3D.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

Arthaslepeureux "Oh Hai Doggie, you must be smarter than man-animal huh?"

[@suokkis]

First level of hell maybe--- on the tenth level the only movie that would be playing would be "After Last Season", which makes those 2 before mentioned look like masterpieces in comparison.

[@bobsnow6242]

It's hard to compare the two. Watching The Room is a generally enjoyable experience because of how utterly absurd and amateurish it is, and because of its wealth of quotable lines and scenes. The Room is the gold standard of "so bad it's good" movies and remains humorous even after repeated viewings. With the exception of this scene and maybe one or two others, the same can't be said for Battlefield Earth. There is little to nothing redeeming about this film, even in a campy or unintentionally funny context. Watching this from start to finish is a painful waste of time. People still gather in droves for midnight screenings of The Room for good reason. There's something charming and affectionate about Tommy Wiseau's glorious disaster, which is why it still has a massive cult following. No one in their right mind would waste their time dressing up like Terl and coming out to a midnight screening of Battlefield Earth.

[@SSVCloud]

"For some reason, they weren't as useful when it came to manual labor." Could it be a lack of FUCKING THUMBS?!

[@StevemanChair]

We’ve decided to keep The Simpsons on air for another 50 seasons... With endless options for renewal! With endless options for renewal! With endless options for renewal! *dying on the inside intensifies*

[@dannythomas417]

You got me there! We've decided to remake the Emoji Movie for another 50 sequels! With endless options for renewal.

[@nwriter777]

Whenever a Simpsons main cast member dies, they forcibly bring them back from the grave to continue the show forever.

[@sevendust62]

Lisa needs braces.

[@joyunicycle]

@@dannythomas417 Noooooooooo!! 😂

[@cristiancarlos3362]

@@sevendust62 lol

[@PokeDude011]

One of my favorite comedies.

[@Rejukem]

+PokeDude011 This is a perfect comment

[@AustinDickerson2001Tiger]

This isn't a comedy! It's a boring piece of crap!

[@cyborgparrot1996]

+Austin Dickerson Every heard of Sarcasm?

[@AustinDickerson2001Tiger]

+CyborgParrot I now what sarcasm sounds like.

[@ryanwilliams4223]

ive masturbated so many times to this scene,love it

[@mickswann357]

Were the aliens' yellow teeth a tribute to L Ron Hubbard's appalling dental lack of dental hygiene?

[@crispinjulius5032]

Was he known for having a scuzz mouth?

[@mdhookey]

Whenever I watch this movie, I expect Tommy Wiseau to make a cameo.

[@j_freed]

I keep expecting an '80s Hair Metal band to start playing their MTV single.

[@maverickjohnson1399]

He would have made a great alien! Great idea whoever you are! Now back to your station number 1.

[@AWMJoeyjoejoe]

Hi doggie

[@KandiKlover]

No this is a movie made for a real cult. Scientology.

[@craigg5410]

I love that man 😍

[@KetwunsGamingPad]

WITH ENDLESS DUTCH ANGLES FOR RENEWAL, WITH ENDLESS DUTCH ANGLES FOR RENEWAL,WITH ENDLESS DUTCH ANGLES FOR RENEWAL,WITH ENDLESS DUTCH ANGLES FOR RENEWAL,WITH ENDLESS DUTCH ANGLES FOR RENEWAL,

[@brintabokka1393]

I don't get this one

[@PokemonBoy-de4jd]

@@brintabokka1393 Dutch angles are when the camera is tilted and this joke he’s making here is because every scene in this atrocity is a tilted Dutch angle.

[@fredferd965]

GAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Make it stop!!!!!

[@benedictcumberbatch4275]

Makes the whole scene creepy though

[@APPEALtoFEAR]

@@benedictcumberbatch4275 dawg watchu talkin bout Benedact Cumberdick Cucumberdale

[@vanillamidgettv6718]

This video has endless options for renewal...

[@Solinarius]

...endless options for renewal

[@libRteedude]

@@Solinarius ...Endless options for renewal...

[@crylittlesister6377]

Otherwise known as the replay button

[@Universall-Man]

Those options being of course at the viewers discretion, not the video's.

[@daniellacey9408]

​@brianarjon8247 The algorithm...has a lot of friends. Has a lot of friends.

[@markm7929]

DO YOU *_WANT_* LUNCH?!

[@bergensteinmacwhorfmanteis2417]

CRAP LOUSY CEILING!

[@jdalbiac]

Screamed with laughter at that line

[@ChrisMolyneaux93]

Dental plan Lisa needs braces Dental plan Lisa needs braces Dental plan Lisa need braces

[@juhaniaho6698]

Pow, right in the kisser! Pow, right in the kisser! Pow, right in the kisser!

[@jamesfrank3213]

Big shoes to fill...Big shoes to fill...Big shoes to fill...

[@TheStapleGunKid]

Godzilla is approaching the Generator. The Generator is losing power...

[@gozimusable1]

Hi, Im the newest Ed McMahon. I laughed so hard on the bus ... id be honored to give you a million dollar check for this zinger, dear sir.

[@godzillavkk]

Someone should try to make a web version of this movie with all the shots straight,

[@j_freed]

And auto-tune the voices. Like it's a hop hop Movie Musical.

[@piccoloxnailxkami3617]

what are you slantaphobic?

[@AimForMyHead81]

​@@piccoloxnailxkami3617 Only after COVID

[@onamor9918]

*[THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE]*

[@godzillavkk]

Not really. I've studied them.

[@kinglionsdivinemathematics4573]

True history but mythology before mythology basically..dracos

[@user-ff1jk6df6c]

No

[@MiamiVisor]

It's one of the more entertaining Psy-Ops if you have to choose one.

[@srbrant5391]

The script was made with a Ouija board, transcribed from the souls of dead alcoholics.

[@walsallmidlands1893]

Whoever decided to dub the audio ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL deserves some kind of award. Pure genius

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

Unironically, the echoing effect greatly emphasized Terl's sanity shattering like a dinner plate. The guy's words repeating in his head over and over as he realizes, _"Oh God, they totally intend to keep me in this dead-end assignment for the rest of my life!"_

[@danieldevito6380]

That's actually in the movie

[@walsallmidlands1893]

​@@danieldevito6380 erm.. yeah 🙈

[@MrThischarmingman2]

Why am I suddenly echoing? Why am I suddenly echoing? Why am I suddenly echoing?

[@jphiled6554]

Must be all the Thetans.

[@killerfrank8974]

😂😂😂

[@WedgePee]

@@killerfrank8974 The "endless options for renewal" repeating is kind of justified, since it's an unwelcome thought going round his head.

[@samkresil6011]

Oh, I'm sorry. I have this bad habit repeating myself, repeating myself, repeating myself, repeating myself--(slap) I'm an idiot.

[@CrazyBear65]

You ate the brown acid. You ate the brown acid. You ate the brown acid. You ate the brown acid.

[@henrybach7865]

It’s crazy how John Travolta has been in Pulp Fiction, which is one of the greatest movies ever, and has also been part of this monstrosity

[@TomO-jv7jb]

John Travolta tried for years to get this film made, but he wasn't able to until after the success of Pulp Fiction. So in a way, you can blame Pulp Fiction for this whole mess of a film.

[@wilfordbrimleypranks]

Forest whitaker as well

[@willywonkachevy]

Scientology at its finest

[@jayhome2715]

You should really do your homework. John Travolta is a huge Scientologist. L. Ron Hubbard wrote the book Battlefield Earth. L. Ron Hubbard is the founder of Scientology. Do the math......

[@mariomm9080]

its a good movie in my oppinion

[@KianoUyMOOP]

I can't help but wonder how the dogs performed in manual labor.

[@Juzi1980]

David Miscavige: Im not keeping you here for another year... Sea Org Member: Oh thank god, I swear I was gonna flip David Mscavige: Your here for another Billion years...with endless options for renewal, endless options for renewal, endless options for renewal LMAO

[@fighterck6241]

😆😅🤣😅🤣

[@brose2323]

Haha Haha!!!

[@mrfrelancekiller]

Wow that guy really enjoys giving people bad news.

[@JoeMama-yd1ve]

Lmfao!!

[@imsh11]

WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEW- WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEW- WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEW- HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHHA 10/10

[@SimpleManGuitars1973]

The original obamacare. LOL!

[@jag0937eb]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@CounterNerd]

I read the title as "Bathroom Scene", expecting a parody.

[@SimpleManGuitars1973]

I thought it said the bedroom scene. LOL!

[@j_freed]

I thought it said barroom scene, actual laughter!

[@Godzilla--nq3fr]

@@j_freed "I was being trained, TO KUNKUH GALAKSEEES!"

[@chrissea1361]

Are you not aware that I graduated top of my class? (Hand gesture)

[@outsideredge]

considering Scientology believes in signing its employees to billion year contracts, I'm not surprised the "endless options for renewal" line was emphasized. It must've sounded clever to the Scientologists who made this film.

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

This is the greatest scene in film history. Every single aspect of this brief clip is absolutely magnificent. The dialogue, the acting, the camera angles, the costumes, the editing. It’s a perfect storm. It is FLAWLESS.

[@GetToDaChoppa-k5r]

With endless options for renewal! With endless options for renewal! With endless options for renewal! Bah, ha ha ha haha haha ha!

[@themega10046]

+no hassle 4 ANOTHA FIVTY CICLES!!!

[@GetToDaChoppa-k5r]

Scientology already has a billion year contract. Probably the equivalent to fifty cycles.

[@phantomzone2725]

Every time the camera tilts, a neck is broken.

[@phantomzone2725]

Not in this movie.

[@milesmchugh3816]

now that u mention it, i was still stuck sideways

[@benedictcumberbatch4275]

They stretched beforehand

[@lesternapoleongreen7543]

First rate performances, beautiful cinematography, innovative camera angles and perfectly paced editing. Much more engrossing than far more inferior films such as the godfather, citizen kane, schindlers list and 2001: a space odyssey. It's a travesty that films like traffic, gladiator, and crouching tiger, hidden dragon made it to the Oscars instead of this masterpiece of a film, which should've swept virtually every category that year.

[@JamesBuschell]

gregg mikulla sarcasm is my first language

[@JoseLopez-kt2ug]

👍

[@j_freed]

+gregg mikulla - they thought "camera angles" meant slanting every frame a different way.

[@phantomzone2725]

+gregg mikulla I don't think Dutch angles is really innovative (1960's Batman, anyone?), but okay...

[@brandenapexo604]

gregg mikulla god I hope your joking 🙃

[@sevendust62]

Does anyone notice that the actor of the double-chinned Psychlo does a great job acting at 1:59? He awkwardly fidgets and nervously looks around, knowing what is about to happen. It's very subtle, but very well done.

[@viracocha6093]

That actor deserves to be in a better film

[@chasehedges6775]

@@viracocha6093 🙏

[@ayylmao575]

@@dr2599 WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR ACTING WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR ACTING WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR ACTING

[@alexojideagu]

​@@viracocha6093with endless options for renewal

[@JustinLHopkins]

You can tell “In the making of Battlefied Earth” documentary that some of the lesser known actors with small parts really thought they finally made it big!

[@freckleslam314]

Oh im sorry I have this bad habit of repeating myself repeating myself repeating myself

[@kyleshea384]

*Slaps self* I'm an idiot.

[@LordKishi]

"We decided to keep you here, for another fifty cycles. With ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL, ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL, ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[@Guigley]

"With endless options for renewal!" That line is so much better when it's heard three times in a row!

[@lightsoda7445]

The first time I've seen an actor explicitly read the [echo] part of the script out loud. I guess that line had endless options for renewal.

[@WedgePee]

The repeating of "endless options for renewal" works in a way, because he’s being haunted by the thought.

[@Balfour2000]

I love how at 2:24 while they're laughing he just looks at each person there as if memorizing their faces for future retribution.

[@JimNagle87]

Why is nearly every scene in this movie shot at a slightly "tilted" angle...

[@rwleif]

The director was only an assistant director for his entire career up until this point. This was his first taste of creative control so he wanted to assert his own style, and he just went overboard with it.

[@MrLaxdude89]

rwleif Overboard? All of the shots look like a ship going overboard :)

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

The director claimed he wanted the film to look like a comic book. Although, there is a rumor that it was done to add to the illusion that the aliens were 9 feet tall, even though they look more around 6 or 7 feet in height.

[@MrLaxdude89]

Tyrant Gregcag I think it's only because their heads are so big...

[@AmishParadise27]

According to the Battlefield Earth audio commentary, Roger Christian chose to shoot everything at an angle in order to emulate the feel of a comic book.

[@bzine3428]

This movie is so bad it's absolutely amazing. It's genius. I mean come on. Do you really think they'd make a movie this bad on purpose? It's a comedy, not a serious Sci-Fi film.

[@kuribayashi84]

The real genius here is that it WAS intended to be a serious Film, just like the equally hilarious (but much cheaper) "The Room" was. The real comedy is how all people involved missed the mark unintentionally! XD

[@kylemonsterdrywallfistbump5948]

This was a serious film about Scientology based off of a book.

[@masterpepe3641]

@dude bro nah m8

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

This is 1000% serious, John Travolta thought he was making the Scientology version of The Ten Commandments movie. It’s basically scripture to Scientologists.

[@Sidewinder528]

@@kylemonsterdrywallfistbump5948.....It was made by a Scientologist But it had Nothing at all to do with Scientology. Just a Standard Alien Invasion movie....That also happened to be kind of Funnny, like a comedy or something.

[@The3rdGunman]

This movie will make you beg for Mortal Kombat Annihilation

[@roboguy75]

+scockery I thought Oblivion was decent. Not great, but ok at best.

[@roboguy75]

This is the end was hilarious and Doomsday was alright.

[@SebsBowser]

either this is a coincidence or you’ve been Stuckmannized

[@padlock711]

Why am I suddenly echoing? Why am I suddenly echoing? Why am I suddenly echoing?

[@carloscontreras8431]

FOOLS.... I've been writing comments on KZbin by the time you were learning to spell your names!

[@SlayerTank99]

I wound't be suprised if Tommy Weasui directed this.

[@Deep_Armageddon]

I DID NOT HIT HER IT'S NOT TRU ITS BULLSHIT I DID NOT HER I DID NOT.... oh hi mark

[@phantomzone2725]

You're tearing me apart, Battlefield Earth!

[@joshuadickey5275]

It'd probably be a better movie.

[@alexiz0013]

Joshua Dickey Lol Agreed! Incredibly enough, you're probably right.

[@marcen12]

Tommy Wiseau would have actually made THE FUCKING CAMERA SHOT STRAIGHT!

[@vincentknight27]

This movie is so bad, you can argue it comes with... endless options for renewal (endless options for renewal) (endless options for renewal)

[@twmd]

phrases that repeat, phrases that repeat

[@Cronicwisdom]

$80 million dollars to make this movie LOL

[@Kfowlkes09]

Cronicwisdom LMAO. $79 Million was the terrible CGI and slow motion. The rest was spent on production, costume, advertising, and editing.

[@PDJ004]

Cronicwisdom This is worse than finding out $65 million dollars was spent on that god awful movie Food Fight.

[@toomanyaccounts]

Wrestling Historian Bernkastel How much was Travolta's personal chef who had to be flown in?

[@Kfowlkes09]

toomanyaccounts I'm sure Gordon Ramsey would probably know.

[@POLE7645]

The budget was actually 44 millions (the 80 millions figure was false and got the production company a fraud lawsuit). And 10 of them went into John Travolta.

[@ImmaNumber16]

"With endless options for renewal!" "With endless options for renewal!" "With endless options for renewal!" *windows.exe has stopped working*

[@dannythomas417]

We've decided to keep TTG on for another 50 cycles! With endless options for renewal! With endless options for renewal! With endless options for renewal! TAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@multilis2]

I may be in minority here but taken alone, this scene is reasonably well done from the viewpoint of Terl being "sanity challenged", he imagines the "endless options for renewal", the slant gives a bit of vibe of how unsettled his mind is, the overacting gives more of a bipolar guy who sort of knows he isn't all right in head, "I don't know if I could have kept my sanity"... The slant effect could actually be effective trick if only used for small bits for effect rather than entire film.

[@multilis2]

Terl can be taken as a guy who (poorly) puts on an act (to hide the truth of his own insecurity)

[@WedgePee]

I was thinking just that! The "endless options for renewal" bit repeats while the camera is focused on Terl, so it kinda works in that context. Otherwise, it’s just a load of bollox.

[@byhiscall2969]

Tell me you're a Scientologist, without telling me you're a Scientologist.

[@williamcardenas5218]

LMFAO. this gets me every single time.

[@marioquirarte1462]

This oddly satisfying to watch

[@kuribayashi84]

I wonder if the reason why the Psychlos are so goddamn dumb in this movie is because they're so used of being unopposed that they simply became incompetent?

[@kitten9416]

There dumb in general but yeah. Their method of invasion is to teleport their atmophere to the planet their invading killing everyone by suffocation. Even worse their atmosphere is highly explosive in the presence of radiation... Something as natural on Earth as dirt..

[@cjwright79]

If you understand and appreciate what camp is, this is a pretty entertaining scene.

[@irwinthepantydropperextror4708]

The guy with the huge double chin looks like a Marvel Comics character named Mojo.

[@srbrant5391]

“Clinko historians say this is a species called ‘dog.’” _Stellar_ scriptwriting right there!

[@hewhowatchesthewatcher8711]

It's one of those scenes where I intentionally try to laugh my hardest.

[@andresesqueda1424]

the echoed vocals, the insane quick paced editing (and not in a good way), the unnecessary camera angles. my god.

[@alexiz0013]

Lmao

[@BulletBlazerSS]

One of the best movies ever...

[@sluggingbread]

WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL, WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL, with endless options for renewal

[@ALLNEWSUX1]

Travolta is just absolutely amazing in this...whether you consider it silly or over the top you can't deny that it's entertaining as Hell

[@svababg2562]

All of them have L Ron Hubbard teeth.

[@ravenlord4]

Watching these clips is even more enjoyable when you're snacking on raw rats.

[@1f5sda]

What is with the echoing? What is with the echoing? What is with the echoing?

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I think it was meant to symbolize the emotional blow Terl got when the old guy told him he's basically stuck on Earth forever.

[@brettbaglio1550]

CaptainMarvell92 Returns *50 cycles, not forever

[@Charlie94781]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Terl would have shot the politicians point blank

[@martincobb2972]

Best worst movie ever made.

[@denniswilliams6519]

Clearly you need to watch Birdemic and The Room.

[@fastmail55]

Love these unintentional comedies...

[@vallraffs]

When was there ever a movie with better editing than this scene? Simply superb

[@michaelcortez1531]

My favorite scene, doesn't get much better than this. Home Office approved.

[@retrolord8546]

The Senator... has a lot of friends has a lot of friends has a lot of friends.

[@WilliamPerdomo-SSP]

2:29 destroys me every time.

[@bigmike4758]

"Are you not aware I graduated top of my class?" "Really? What class is that? Shakespearean theater?"

[@ElOchentero]

Cinematic masterpiece! what an amazing comedy

[@dkamphaus43]

"For some reason, they weren't as useful when it came to manual labor." Did they ever read any of this out loud when they were writing it?

[@toomanyaccounts]

dkamphaus43 There was an article about the director and his expierences doing it. Apparently he was trying to get into the sack with a lot of scientologist girls and was wondering why the hell would they want the guy who did Robin Hood Men in Tights to do a serious sci-fi film.

[@dannythomas417]

We've decided to keep The Simpsons going for another 50 cycles! With endless options for renewal x3

[@PokemonBoy-de4jd]

Fox: TAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Sidewinder528]

I see they decided to keep this same comment going with Endless options for Renewal.

[@Orthrus]

Who the fuck directed this?

[@kyleshea384]

A baseball bat

[@agreatlotrfan6178]

+Orthrus Roger Christain. He was the art director for the original Star Wars films and he was the second unit director for Phantom Menace.

[@j_freed]

+Orthrus - it must have been a total freak show on set. This was shot like a mid-1980s music video with a fifty thousand dollar budget. It's what you get when unhappy slaves work for your organization.

[@agreatlotrfan6178]

The effect is called a curtain wipe. Christain loved that effect just as much as dutch angles. He wanted to be artsy with this film but he ended created a disaster what that.

[@bryanwheaton3866]

My favorite part of this guilty pleasure is how an advanced, galaxy-conquering alien race has somehow done all this while having an astonishing lack of basic logic. Oh, and ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!!!

[@jorts_master69]

This movie is unintentionally the best sci-fi comedy film ever conceived

[@OdaSwifteye]

That guy literally screwed over there entire race when they screwed Turrel. Imagine accidentally causing your own genocide.

[@robskalas]

The lighting and camera angles in this movie are brilliant!

[@TheMovieDoctorful]

Such an absurd movie, I can't even tell if my love for it is ironic or genuine anymore. Nothing this funny can be "bad", right?

[@jorts_master69]

A completely horrible sci action film, but it's absolutely hilarious as a sci fi comedy film

[@jag0937eb]

I don't understand why people are bashing this scene, it is actually excellent. And the dutch tilt works here well, not through out the whole movie though.

[@pvt.prinny759]

i wonder who looked at this footage and thought : "this shit looks fucking amazing, release it ! "

[@Abrahamhamham]

"for some reason they weren't as useful when it came to manual labor" Mind you, this is a superior alien race that can't figure out why the dog is useless at MANUAL labor while making the assumption that it's superior to man, based on the 2010's jokes about people being perceived as servants by supposed aliens that might watch the earth, because we pick up their poop. This movie is gold.

[@colonizerthehydrogen5282]

renew button 2:13

[@alexanderrodger8989]

Disney has decided to gross more money from another 50 cliched series... WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR REBOOTING!!! WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR REBOOTING!!! WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR REBOOTING!!! Mickey: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[@CeruleanFilms]

Not only did they fail to straighten the tripod, but they failed to completely fit even ONE character into a WIDESCREEN frame.

[@killlannisters7195]

The senator... HAS A LOT OF FRIENDS *has a lot of friends*

[@cheapenstein]

I'm still waiting for a sequel lol but it has to be same cast, same director, same approach, if I won millions and millions of dollars I'd finance it myself

[@Alexdrod]

I get that this scene is great for many reasons. But...how is no one talking about how you can literally hear the set creaking when the characters walk in at 0:21? It's incredible.

[@iuhsdihdslifuvholuidfh]

Well there really is a floor underneath them so it's no surprise it makes noise when the actors walk on it 🤦 You must be a scientologist to like this horrible movie. Edit : scientologist not scientist.

[@JohnCrichton]

@@iuhsdihdslifuvholuidfh lol wut, they're walking on things that make noise. The set is not creaking.

[@iuhsdihdslifuvholuidfh]

@@JohnCrichton I'm sure they added the sound effects after like they usually do in movies but it sounded like the wooden set they were walking on.

[@JohnCrichton]

@@iuhsdihdslifuvholuidfh I meant to reply to the other dude, idk how I replied to you.

[@Robisquick]

I lost my virginity to this movie. Best decision my dad ever made.

[@justicewaits7726]

why are everyone's teeth so disgusting?

[@demonofelru3214]

With endless options for renewal!! With endless options for renewal!! With endless options for renewal!! lol, This movie is absolutely atrocious and thats why its great lol. The very definition of so bad its good.

[@jphiled6554]

The dog thing was kind of funny but this scene is otherwise really painful really painful really painful....

[@toomanyaccounts]

It's called a Dutch Angle meant to make people feel uneasy and discomforted by what is going on screen. When done correctly it is a great thing that people do not notice on first viewing until pointed out. However doing an entire film at a Dutch Angle is not something you want to do.

[@roberttreacy8271]

Guy: With endless options for renewal! With endless options for renewal! With endless options for renewal! Me: Why are you suddenly echoing? Why are you suddenly echoing? Why are you suddenly echoing?

[@AustinDickerson2001Tiger]

Laughable costumes with dreadlocks everywhere.

[@lilahdog568]

He was shook when he realized he was stuck on earth.

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL

[@teamrealnew3827]

The best part is how hard Jon Travolta is trying not to smile at the end of this scene.

[@pacoramon9468]

Sounds like sumerian fanfiction.

[@northamericanman75]

Being trapped in his current assignment on Earth for eternity might be upsetting to Travolta but imagine being trapped in this movie for eternity.

[@davidbrunner6636]

With endless options for renewal 😅😅

[@PhobosLaboratory]

Ahahahahahhahah this scene cracks me up every time I see it! ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL would probably make me also wanna get hammered on some green slime in a laboratory flask! OMG that is soem bitter stuff.

[@APPEALtoFEAR]

“Quite an accomplishmen-TUH” 😂