BATTLEFIELD FRIENDS - Colonel 100 (Season Finale) BFF SHIRTS: hankandjed.spreadshirt.com/ The BFFs trade in the Noob for a Colonel 100. / battlefieldfriends
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@AntMcLeod10 жыл бұрын
"Sex equals minus kills, no sex equals plus kills." LMAO
@eleliabooce40029 жыл бұрын
i have sex while i play battlefield. like a baws
@ProfessionalSpectre9 жыл бұрын
elelia booce Minus kills for you, then.
@eleliabooce40029 жыл бұрын
Professional Spectre but its during loading time though
@AntMcLeod8 жыл бұрын
elelia booce There are advantages to being a minute man! Bravo sir!
@atlaslion51287 жыл бұрын
And the likes are left at 69
@KallegrandStudios4 жыл бұрын
A whole squad dedicated to MAVs reconaissane coordinating with their team can do serious damage.
@buttered__toast_28994 жыл бұрын
Yeah, to their own team by wasting player slots
@MD_Films4 жыл бұрын
Buttered__ Toast_ actually they can help, they can help spot enemies in a position that people normally can’t see so a player can coordinate an attack and take them out.
@buttered__toast_28994 жыл бұрын
MD Productions lol okay. What’s your KD? Just curious, mine is 4.71. A jet can do the exact same thing except much better
@MD_Films4 жыл бұрын
Buttered__ Toast_ I got 0.70 in BF4 and like a 1.8 in BF1, it’s not good, if anything just average. But I just play for fun, I don’t no-life the game like it seems like you do, and I at least understand how each gadget has their purpose, unlike you, who just biases shit, or at least that what it seems like. But, I do respect you, it does take some skill to get that good of a KD, props to you man.
@zionfreeman3034 жыл бұрын
@@buttered__toast_2899 you prolly have a shit bucket don't you?
@theswedishdude17 жыл бұрын
i like how they started with making fun of the colonal but in later episodes hes pretty much chuck norris combined with god.
@randymarsh55505 жыл бұрын
Colonel*******
@thepainkiller49395 жыл бұрын
They should just change that word to "kernal" or something. What a dumb word.
@jasonmcmechan20725 жыл бұрын
RandomAsshole Jesus Christ is Lord God of all! God bless you all! Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, is too difficult for the Lord our God, with Christ, ALL things are possible!
@thepainkiller49395 жыл бұрын
@@jasonmcmechan2072 I think Jesus was a good man, but I'm not gay.
@shelbyvillerules99624 жыл бұрын
Jason Mcmechon remember, Jesus loves you but he’s not _IN_ love with you...
@OblowVlogs9 ай бұрын
R.I.P thick44, Tony, your sense of humor and personality will live on through recon. For anyone who didn’t know he recently died of cancer after a 2 year long battle.
@solid_fire93886 ай бұрын
truly one of a kind man among these talented friends 🥲 RIP he will be missed but not forgotten
@3new_tyresАй бұрын
I so upset that not more people liked their work especially that of tony schur❤❤❤ I now watch all neebzgaming content all the time all day .. I don’t even know my kids or wife anymore😂😂
@therougespartan3610 жыл бұрын
There are probably people that do use shitbuckets.....
@MrBlakeDarkness10 жыл бұрын
Pussies use toilets.
@knallpistolen9 жыл бұрын
A Granola Bar did you shit out that name ?
@Walamonga13138 жыл бұрын
Asians
@kingklipo7 жыл бұрын
The rouge spartan I thought everyone has a shitbucket?
@Samstar3696 жыл бұрын
Walamonga 1313 ???
@reevesnick10 жыл бұрын
"You shit in the bathroom, you're not playing Battlefield, You shit in a bucket, you're playing Battlefield."
@Skynet_159 жыл бұрын
Wise words
@dogemichael51617 жыл бұрын
Neegbeah Reeves but what happen when shit bucket will be full?
@Skynet_157 жыл бұрын
Doge Michael heard of the tower of babel? That's what happens my friend
@GhostBear30676 жыл бұрын
What about setting up a computer/console in front of the toilet so you can go to the bathroom and play at the same time?
@DjAlonDevil3 жыл бұрын
The best solution is to move your PC to the bathroom
@FurryWrecker9114 жыл бұрын
To anyone asking why the rest of the seasons are set to private, Machinima owned the rights to seasons 2 through 6. Machinima was purchased by Warner Brothers. Warner Brothers was purchased by AT&T who also owned Rooster Teeth. This spawned Warner Media. Machinima was going to transition into becoming Otter Media, but apparently it flopped hard as almost all the Machinima staff was laid off. Those that remained were stuck on Otter Media leaving Machinima an empty office. The channel was closed and the videos were set to private with nobody to moderate them, and Warner Media is the only one that can do anything about it. So far they've only ported some of the content to Rooster Teeth since that is Warner Media's pre-exisitng gaming channel. The corporate world can be a bitch.
@schawdaya3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for explaining, I legit had no idea why they got put to private. Damn shame
@kaiserepsilon40113 жыл бұрын
We should start a revolution and destroy all this corporate jackassery.
@johnathannorris43193 жыл бұрын
A bitch it might be but one that is quite wealthy. Who needs quality experts when you can have quantity jerks?
@WolfVallen3 жыл бұрын
archive.org/details/Battlefield_Friends There you go everyone, enjoy. :)
@pierresavioz3 жыл бұрын
@@WolfVallen Be rewarded for that!
@_.9S._5 жыл бұрын
The Russian engineer running from the MAVs though lol
@HigHrvatski4 жыл бұрын
😁 Ha,ha yeah ... He does realize he can shoot them though? 😕
@_.9S._4 жыл бұрын
@@HigHrvatski Unfortunately he's too distracted from the MAVs.
@aaronpalma32524 жыл бұрын
HrvatskiHig don’t ruin it
@HigHrvatski4 жыл бұрын
@@aaronpalma3252 Ruin it? My friend, I am not Machinima.
@aaronpalma32524 жыл бұрын
HrvatskiHig true machinima sucks for what they did
@TacoDrell5 жыл бұрын
I miss this show so goddamn much 😭
@Kaizoku5akajesse3 жыл бұрын
all episodes were graciously saved on the archive archive.org/details/Battlefield_Friends
@Exzalian Жыл бұрын
It's back
@FoxGoesSquee5 ай бұрын
lol@@Exzalian
@KikaKunt10 жыл бұрын
"he's....he's...a level 100 colonel.."
@thesicoplayer_26639 жыл бұрын
I'm 130
@larryxu82678 жыл бұрын
+Michael \M/ colonel 100 is actually level 145
@kingklipo7 жыл бұрын
Larry Xu not in bf4
@mq57315 жыл бұрын
"Any idiot with enough spot bonuses can make Colonel 100 in the years that B4 has been out" Colonel 100 S6
@arandombear56654 жыл бұрын
“No sex plus kills” so that’s how I got colonel in a week
@dudesqr3 жыл бұрын
It wasn't from giving your team your ammo?
@solidzack3 жыл бұрын
Nah it's probably because of your shitbucket
@mho...3 жыл бұрын
the fact that Simon is the Colonel, makes this even more hillarious!
@FenHin443 жыл бұрын
I think he is Thick
@mho...2 жыл бұрын
@@FenHin44 no
@gamestep821210 жыл бұрын
"Yeah like four MAV's coming at acha" x D
@darklung34413 жыл бұрын
"you're shittin in a bucket, you're playin battlefield" great writing lmao
@oscarmonster11110 жыл бұрын
1:48 that sentence made history...
@jackmeriustacktheritrix73555 жыл бұрын
Level 100 Colonel: I AM UNKILLABLE!!! Level 140 General: Am I a joke to you?
@fishfossils88584 жыл бұрын
In BF4 the original highest rank was 100, it wasn’t until they added black battlepacks that 140 became available
@nazr38673 жыл бұрын
Tbh though, a Col 100 in BF3 is much more formidable than Gen 140 in BF4. A lot of the Gen 140 plays poorly for their rank.
@Dakka19683 жыл бұрын
@@nazr3867 games been out for too long now. 200 XP boosts means everyones a fkin general LOL
@chab63163 жыл бұрын
@@nazr3867 yes and a colonel 100 in bf3 is actually a level 200. Unlike bf4 because when you hit general 140 you litteraly are level 140.
@theicemanleaveth2 жыл бұрын
@@chab6316 150 actually. Colonel is Lvl 50.
@ComfortsSpecter2 жыл бұрын
“The first Battlefield sigma male” “Been playing since day one, on ALL Battlefields” “Doesn’t respect weakling beta tactics like glitch guns, camping, and not PTFO-ing” “A god among men, a man among boys” “He is the Battlefield” “The Colonel 100 Sigma Male”
@qui-gonjinn332211 ай бұрын
Shitbucketllionaire grindset
@ComfortsSpecter11 ай бұрын
@@qui-gonjinn3322 My Man
@kylelavy11743 жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2020 for the first time since it came out over 8 years ago... it feels like I have stepped right back into my childhood. I cant event express how amazing that is.
@beachbum233 жыл бұрын
You haven't experienced battlefield till you kill someone with a MAV by blowing up someone's explosives
@SageG4535 жыл бұрын
Easily one of the best episodes in the series.
@Stanimus12 жыл бұрын
Why does this video not have 10 million views? And the others as well? These are some fucking badass toons man, I have got to say.
@Boomchacle Жыл бұрын
2.5 million views! it's on its way.
@writtenbasket1129 Жыл бұрын
@@Boomchaclethe past connects to the now in miraculous ways
@No-cc1fq6 ай бұрын
NO
@dr2d24 ай бұрын
2.6 mill now@@Boomchacle
@prestonhilllery11 жыл бұрын
"Spotted one!" "Oh theres one!" Gotta love the MAV Squad xD
@Phrogh472 жыл бұрын
Are You alive?
@soldierforchrist9542 Жыл бұрын
There’s one
@CommanderMcDuff Жыл бұрын
RIP Recon 😞 Rest in Piece Thick44
@Anon-tm3uh Жыл бұрын
O7
@RogueHero424 Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace thick. Thanks for the good memories
@ThomasXp10 жыл бұрын
Those fucking mavs are so funny
@peterowsky0210 жыл бұрын
I love it how in the series the colonel 100 is a total badass, yet in the actual game majority of them are tryharding, ragers that use nothing but M16A3.
@sharki987610 жыл бұрын
hhaha that ending killed me
@ernestov17773 жыл бұрын
I love the humor of the early 2010's. Childhood memories.
@damoos3.10 жыл бұрын
How have I played in your lobbies but never watched your videos OMFG these are hilarious!
@K3ntucky1235 жыл бұрын
I did all the things that colonel said... It didn't work for me :(
@abbybonilla45115 жыл бұрын
Can't play Battlefield without a job. Job supports your housing and internet.
@luisf27935 жыл бұрын
Now you’re a jobless virgin sitting on your own sh*t
@captainjackpugh60504 жыл бұрын
Eddie Bonilla You can live in your parents basement
@Cynane274 жыл бұрын
@@luisf2793 but at least you're good at battlefield!
@givemeyourknees71783 жыл бұрын
to quote the colonel, "Wrong. Answer." your wasting time typing things on youtube instead of playing battlefield.... duh.
@Deputy_JRook Жыл бұрын
That sucks, Id love to have been able to hear Thick again in those. RIP, Tony.
@The_RacistH102 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this when I was a kid. Thank you for the good memories
@JonatasMonte5 жыл бұрын
Oh boy I miss Battlefield
@bunnysniper708610 жыл бұрын
he never killed me, hip hop hip hop
@usalax769 жыл бұрын
Hahaha the 4 mavs spottung the one guy killed me lolololol
@sebaslavayen94483 жыл бұрын
"There no honor killing a man with a glitch gun" I'm watching you DMR users in Warzone
@slongiovani20494 жыл бұрын
this is basically that scene "what is your profession" in 300
@Horatio7873 жыл бұрын
As I get older and Zack Snyder makes worse films I look back on 300 with a more critical and comedic eye.
@nadroji65493 жыл бұрын
"That settles it. We're the goddamn MAV Squad."
@YeOleNerd11 жыл бұрын
I wish you guys uploaded these more often. This series is my favorite!
@tompinks_11 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how much i've learnt about this game by watching this series... No noob here, not at all.
@mikemoos10 жыл бұрын
I kind of wanna see more of the MAV Squad. This should be it's own mini-series :P
@Dave-yl8rf10 жыл бұрын
He sounds like batman
@JordanWheeler19995 жыл бұрын
who's that? does he shit out in the shit bucket?
@JonatasMonte5 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Bruf
@smortboi13204 жыл бұрын
JonatasMonte they are voiced by the same guy
@SpiderMod44411 жыл бұрын
This is the one of the best things ever on KZbin lol I love it
@tomtenkiller Жыл бұрын
10 fucking years ago... How was it 3 mo...yeaaa a little over a decade ago. I have a recall! No mot battlefield! YOU ARE GOING OUT OF PENSION! Welcome back to the field, Specialist! 🎃🎃🎃
@cheesybelt Жыл бұрын
Rip thick44
@FurryEskimo7 жыл бұрын
Election 2016 We all need a shitbucket now.
@PBoogerwood4 жыл бұрын
A character that is STILL referenced in games today. Well done boys!
@StayIntelligent Жыл бұрын
Fly High Recon !!! 🤞🏻❤️
@JJVlovesendwar11 жыл бұрын
Colonel: Im doing good man, kill number 50 Medic: We just started the game 0_o Colonel: Yeah,how bout you guys?? Medic: I just got out of the loadout screen..... LAWL!!!!! THAT LINE GETS ME EVERYTIME! XD
@SpiderPigggg11 жыл бұрын
"You going to the the bathroom, you're not playing Battlefield. You shitting in a bucket and you playing Battlefield" LMAO, Best advice ever!
@murker18793 жыл бұрын
One of my fav episodes
@sanapachhh3 жыл бұрын
9 years later, still funny and actual
@TheSGC10 ай бұрын
I miss thick 😢
@sjmzeldaavgnfan9 жыл бұрын
Follow up series to Mob Squad: MAV Squad!
@gageprince42654 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing that has ever come from neebs gaming and hank and jed
@HeavyDrop_3 жыл бұрын
Greatest series EVER!!!
@Darkmatter1059 жыл бұрын
I never understood how a grown man can not have a job and still be able to have a gaming pc or console and the games for it + internet to go on multiplayer.
@Exilninja9 жыл бұрын
chrono4203 Sucking up to family members and scrounging off the state will do that.
@SpencerFoust4 жыл бұрын
Could be recording and putting it on youtube
@SqrlGrlDawn10 жыл бұрын
MAV SQUAD FTW
@GraphiteBlimp2711 жыл бұрын
Yeah just watched it the other day! Thanks for letting me know!
@X1JoshB Жыл бұрын
We miss you thick
@Moondrip410 жыл бұрын
if he is none stop playing battle field, when does he empty the bucket when it overflows? think about that the next time u play a game so much u that u need a shit bucket
@Zekrom24910 жыл бұрын
I think he just lets if overflow
@MrTechcub110 жыл бұрын
Zekrom249 or he has a really big bucket
@Zekrom24910 жыл бұрын
They did say that he had a pile of sh*t, underneath him
@TheDemon288210 жыл бұрын
your emptying your shitbucket out, you're not playing Battlefield you're letting that shitbucket overflow, you're playing Battlefield
@joeythepotato32698 жыл бұрын
maybe he has multiple
@Nopenotatall5 жыл бұрын
Bffs upgraded me from the poop sock to the shit bucket
@devilhunter15554 жыл бұрын
I miss these guys
@sunnyday53607 жыл бұрын
cutest series ever
@dayeeter75715 жыл бұрын
When Batman plays battlefield
@thelastjedi73225 жыл бұрын
mao james damn! You just watched this too? Same
@jason11820009 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows level 100 Colonels don't use knifes they use a M16A3
@lucastucker27839 жыл бұрын
i'm a colonel 100 and have 6000+ kills with my knife...
@alexthesugoikid32069 жыл бұрын
Lucas Tucker Unlocked the bipod for the bipod of your knfe yet?
@lucastucker27839 жыл бұрын
Yeah got a silencer on it too
@alexthesugoikid32069 жыл бұрын
Lucas Tucker Shit u da real420 noscoper
@samueld.63836 жыл бұрын
Also An-94
@danielanderson836111 жыл бұрын
@TheJetpackraptor the MAV serves as like a UAV. You can spot enemies with it and if your talking to your squad then you can communicate with them and let them know where the enemies are and if a LAV, or HAV is on its way.
@LordHMCI Жыл бұрын
Holy Hell, It's been 10 years??? DAMN!!
@Blokeio10 жыл бұрын
"45,000,000 kills... how are you guys doing?" "We just got the game..."
@NukelearFallout5 жыл бұрын
How the fuck did your dumbass get 50 million from what he said!? He clearly fucking said 50! Holy shit, you're actually really stupid.
@evanstrain58084 жыл бұрын
@@NukelearFallout engineer? is that you? Lol
@DecentFella-4 жыл бұрын
@@NukelearFallout I know this is year old but calm the fuck down
@DecentFella-4 жыл бұрын
You also replied to a 5 year old comment
@TheHippotail11 жыл бұрын
He's so badass that he gets premium without paying for it
@scorcoz11 жыл бұрын
I love how when ever they talk on this show it's just them awkwardly cutting eachother off
@TheFlowerMan10 жыл бұрын
to date best episode...
@QuantumTaxation12 жыл бұрын
I love this so much, I can't even express how brilliant this is. I keep saying to people 'battlefield is my pussy' and 'you got a shit bucket?' and no one ever gets it.
@ivistheterrible58727 жыл бұрын
They blink alot. Kinda funny
@maddyjade01447 жыл бұрын
Their constant blinking will never be unseen now
@windexglasscleaner25877 жыл бұрын
BA DUM CRASH
@jasonsinn92372 жыл бұрын
"4 MAVs comin' at ya. It's insane." 😂😂😂
@GetMoneyMatt3 жыл бұрын
i miss these
@MrDuelMind10 жыл бұрын
Who the hell is Hank and Jed, and why is this video on their channel?
@MrDuelMind10 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@noeuribe829010 жыл бұрын
Cause they created the video *facepalm*
@MrDuelMind10 жыл бұрын
You're facepalming at me and yet the followup comments were "Are you joking?" and "Yes." but you still managed to believe I didn't know xD
@TheAugPlayer10 жыл бұрын
*but you didn't*
@MrDuelMind10 жыл бұрын
FunkyBadassCat It was a joke, I knew who they were. If you can't figure that out then I'm sorry.
@AlejandroMorenoAle4l1fe10 жыл бұрын
took out a chopper with a knife lol
@kingklipo7 жыл бұрын
Alejandro Moreno I did that once
@TheKielmog11 жыл бұрын
I didn't want to do a MAV squad until I saw this video... now I'm definitely going to make my friends do this. Awesome.
@johnwilkdog11 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite battlefield friends :)
@succmythick7 ай бұрын
Funny that this ended up being inspiration for drone usage in Ukraine
@Excoriar4 ай бұрын
Whenever I'm watching Ukraine drone attacks I'm constantly reminded of this video.
@scam20625 жыл бұрын
This is every level 140 who uses a famas or mtar in bf4
@mmorgz66228 жыл бұрын
please please please tell me you are gonna make more of these hahahaha. sadly they are so accurate in today's BF4 game play but still so damn funny haha. subbed for sure
@sirtainlee87252 жыл бұрын
Gave everyone a central role, if only for a moment. Then tied all the loose ends together by the end. Well written.
@longliveprincex4135 жыл бұрын
Why are most if these videos private😖😭
@ZeroUs305 жыл бұрын
Long Live Prince X I know I got so mad when I saw they made most of the series got private, I’ll never be able to watch the other episodes again...
@JonatasMonte5 жыл бұрын
@@ZeroUs30 If I remember correctly their videos were in 3 different channels, Happy Hour, Hank and Jed and Machinima. They gotta be available in one of these.
K/D? He hasn't died yet...except for that one time from the noob.
@rasmush808110 жыл бұрын
Bullshit!!! he have died once :P
@BeastBoi129710 жыл бұрын
Rasmus H Yeah the noob C4'ed him in the chopper.
@bunnysniper708610 жыл бұрын
Rasmus H the noob killed him once with c4 on a chopper that he took out
@mikeltronski254010 жыл бұрын
infinite kills / 1 death
@BlackeGordon11 жыл бұрын
This needs to be made into a movie!
@RickyDScott3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the new bf so you guys can make more videos
@keatonproebsting16165 жыл бұрын
Why’d they private most of their episodes?
@iamjacksyoutube53754 жыл бұрын
Most of the episodes were hosted by Machinima who made all videos private in January 2019 and ceased operations in February 2019
@hueynapalm4 жыл бұрын
Fucking greedy ass Machinima fucks...
@peptogaming84584 жыл бұрын
Ummm where did the other seasons go.
@FurryWrecker9114 жыл бұрын
Hank and Jed made season 1. They sold the rights to machinima for seasons 2-6 to get promoted and become well known. Machinima was bought by Warner Brothers. AT&T bought Warner Brothers which created Warner Media. Warner Media created Otter Media and started to move some staff from Machinima over to it. Something went wrong apparently because all of Machinima's staff was laid off with only a few left working on Otter Media. With nobody at the helm the channel was closed and the videos set to private. It's going to remain that way unless Warner Media sets up a team to bring it back. At&T also owns Rooster Teeth and supposedly some of the Machinima content was just ported to there. TL;DR The corporate world can be a bitch sometimes.
@peptogaming84584 жыл бұрын
@@FurryWrecker911 w o w
@chazzy43714 жыл бұрын
FW911 ha you acc know what you’re talking about
@MoonCakeone6 жыл бұрын
love the serie first time i whatching this!!
@AlphaTigr11 жыл бұрын
There really good keep it up can't wait for the nxt ones.....
@geko18072 жыл бұрын
sigma male
@xceptamanbbornagainnokingd58368 жыл бұрын
that guy is just a sad sight to think about. (and whats even sadder is the fact that there are people out there i'm sure that actually do priorities like this) here is the true way to priorities. put your faith and trust in the one who beat death and now has no power under death. and he be Jesus Christ. who is God almighty. he loves us all and want us to inherit heaven. but for that we must priorities him above the things of this world. no one can straddle the line between God, and this world. it's either him or this world but we all have the choice that God allows us to make.
@lehui82668 жыл бұрын
derp
@henrypena52288 жыл бұрын
lol
@TERMINXX1018 жыл бұрын
gr8 b8 m8 r8 80/8
@joeythepotato32698 жыл бұрын
that's not the type of thing to post on social media
@xceptamanbbornagainnokingd58368 жыл бұрын
JOEY the potato well, that's just like, you're opinion man
@Pamfilo2211 жыл бұрын
I was gone for a while :P and I just watched the new episodes hahaha love them.
@VexNovaYT11 ай бұрын
The moment you realize that Simon voices Colonel 100 technically meaning that Simon is the best Battlefield Player of all time.
@FoxDr11 жыл бұрын
I love how they made the M26 do exactly the same way as it does IG ^^
@imnotfeelingit207 Жыл бұрын
Feel old now 11 years ago God dam
@HannahNoellАй бұрын
"You go to the bathroom youre not playing battlefield, youre shittin in a bucket youre playing battlefield" has lived in my head rent free for years