Battlefield V Story Mode makes me want to drink irradiated water

Battlefield V was not the most well-received game, but it seems like a gift from the heavens compared to the latest offering. Join me in this exciting new chapter of my never ending quest to torture myself by playing terrible FPS campaigns.
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Heavy Water Video:
• Stopping an Atomic Bom...
Ending Battlefield Theme cover:
• Battlefield SHITTYFLUTED

[@NSDP15]

Drinking heavy water opens the pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[@TheStonewall117]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[@jerrypeters9850]

@@TheStonewall117 not from a jedi

[@gmakerc1]

Like being dead.

[@stefanm.734]

​@@gmakerc1 You can drink heavy water, so long as it hasn't been contaminated by radioactive isotopes. Supposedly it would take a few days of drinking almost exclusively heavy water for it to start affecting you. This info is coming from an old chemistry textbook and Wikipedia though, so I obviously wouldn't recommend making that the next big TikTok trend based off just this.

[@Ikcatcher]

@@gmakerc1 The dead speak??

[@spacefanproductions6254]

The german voice acting in the last tiger seems to actually have been good (it is also possible however that you just put the best parts into the video).

[@creatinerd]

As a German who played the full campaign (no worries, I didn't pay for the game. It was free because I got a PS+-sub) I can tell you, it is quite some good voice acting. I think the voice actors are native German speakers though, guess it wasn't too hard for them then xD

[@hahahakim]

@@creatinerd hä, entweder haben wir nicht das gleiche Spiel gespielt oder du hast gar keine Ahnung von Voiceacting weil die synchro war anders beschissen in Last Tiger

[@picklechin3061]

Would have been better if they were all voiced by Laura Bailey

[@creatinerd]

@@hahahakim oh, also ich meinte jetzt eher, dass sie (anders als bei viele anderen Audiospuren, die in Spielen für Deutsche benutzt werden) keinen grausigen US-Akzent oder so haben. Was jetzt Emotionalität angeht...joa, ich fand's ok, ist aber über ein halbes Jahr her und mehr als einmal hab ich's nicht gespielt. Da die aber bestimmt aus diesem einen Standard-Synchronstudio Deutschlands stammen (hab den Namen vergessen), welches schon seit Ewigkeiten für ungefähr alle großen Spiele die deutschen Synchros vertont und da auch viel Mühe reinsteckt, dürfte es nicht zu scheiße gewesen sein

[@kayagorzan]

It’s pretty nice, well to my inexperienced non-German ears personally

[@shtehfaw]

Every North Africa cutscene: Guy showing off his Sten gun. North Africa gameplay: lol no Sten for you.

[@dastemplar9681]

“Oh it’s a hospital…easy kills.” 🤣

[@lolasdm6959]

Geneva suggestions just ups your difficulty, don't follow if you want fun

[@matthewmills5786]

Lol this part of the video happened as I read your comment

[@70M80]

Funnily enough the British actually DID help the war by singing. The battle of Sidi Nsir (although a defeat) struck enough of a blow to Germany to allow for a timely invasion of Sicily. Some of the guns in the 155 battery at the battle were said to have been singing a popular war song; "Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition and we'll all be free" while destroying the incoming tank division.

[@kirby7294]

That's a long song name

[@Possumsmith-l8d]

If you want a great video on that topic, LindyBeige did a video on them kzbin.info/www/bejne/nInSgWusgZqtgLs

[@70M80]

@@Possumsmith-l8d Hey that’s my source! Good looks.

[@70M80]

@@kirby7294 Indeed! It’s a quote from Pearl Harbor by Chaplain Forgy on the USS New Orleans. The elevator to bring up munitions broke so the men had to make a bucket brigade and this phrase helped them get through it

[@EvilAnarchy]

Not to mention who doesn't love George formby

[@Benzinilinguine]

Remember when "campaigns" weren't just 5 missions long?

[@mrmoney9822]

I honestly wish bf1 and bfv had a single united campaign like bf4, bf1's stories were too short, and bfv's stories were poorly written, but most of those issues could be solved in both games if they had a long campaign like bf4.

[@Benzinilinguine]

@@mrmoney9822 I never played either of those. I played bad company 2. Great story. Bf3 was forgettable. Anything after that, I didn't purchase. I got this game for "free" with ps+.

[@Krbyfan1]

Its not a campaign its "War Stories" That gives them an excuse to be lazy and make less single player content by changing the name

[@jojomaster7675]

@@Krbyfan1 Shame it barely has anything to do with actual war stories.

[@BJJISTHEGAYPARTOFMMA]

Remember when we used to actually get campaigns? Now it’s all multiplayer only crap.

[@walnzell9328]

2:10 This mission is an insult to the real Norwegian resistance who stopped Germany's heavy water production.

[@aumediwibisana4613]

I'm curious, why?

[@walnzell9328]

@@aumediwibisana4613 Because this was a real mission performed by 19 actual Norwegian men. They straight up erased them.

[@walnzell9328]

Actually, I think they might have a little footnote in the credits that says "A week later another mission to destroy the heavy water happened." Like... why bother at that point? They already made this mission James Bond level believable, why would anyone not in the know believe anything like it actually happened?

[@ProBaiter0012]

@@walnzell9328 name of the real ops? Just to feed my curiosity.

[@walnzell9328]

@@ProBaiter0012 Jens-Anton Poulsson Arne Kjelstrup Knut Haugland Claus Helberg Joachim Rønneberg Knut Haukelid Fredrik Kayser Kasper Idland Hans Storhaug Birger Strømsheim Leif Tronstad Knut Haukelid Knut Klonteig Knut Lier-Hansen Rolf Sørlie Einar Skinnarland Gunnar Syverstad Kjell Nielsen "Larsen"

[@dillonc7955]

The last tiger mission was the only fun campaign mission with a solid story. Every other mission just wasn't fun or was badly written in some way.

[@YouJustAmazeMe]

Don't forget to mention that it wasn't in the game at launch and got added several months after release 😮‍💨 but it was the best mission by far, having to hop out of the tank to scout/salvage was fun

[@crabman7704]

- Some wise man, 2021

[@zachzednik1804]

Also most of the campaign is factually false bully bridgers unit existed but it wasn’t full of convicts it was actually full of people who would be special forces with the same selection process. In the Nordlys mission it is entirely made up besides the fact that the mission happened the people who carried out the operation were 7 SOE-trained Norwegian commandos who successfully destroyed the plant. The campaign Tirailleur from my understanding they were painted out of photos or reports weren’t falsified to not include them like being claimed in the game they are forgotten because of most people not knowing of them but you can say that with many units of ww2. If anyone can find more information on this one from a reliable source to disprove me I would much appreciate it. And the last tiger campaign was inaccurate from what I read in the factors of the hanging deserters body’s in fact the field marshal in charge of that encircled area actually told his troops to surrender the closest thing I could see causing that was soviet troops who were just liberated by the allies which the Soviet troops went on to terrorize citizens and caused problems for allied troops also. In my opinion they shouldn’t of straight up lied about these people’s experiences if they wanted women soldier they could’ve gone with a Soviet bomber crew or a female sniper or even a French partisan troop who joined the allies liberation of Paris. They could’ve of suck with the rest of the characters but just made it factually cause I highly doubt everyone intelligent enough to look up if these stories are fully accurate.

[@Bruhidk8835]

@@zachzednik1804 "bully bridger" LMAO

[@zachzednik1804]

@@Bruhidk8835 oops 😂

[@ionsilver557]

Fun fact: you can actually drink heavy water without being in much danger, as long as you don't drink too much (about several glasses maybe). Although it is widely used in the nuclear industry, heavy water itself is not radioactive. The only possible hazard factor is that it is heavier than ordinary water, and drinking too much of it can disrupt some of the biochemical processes in your body.

[@clubtcb]

Sounds like a great way of saving on bottled water ! Where can I buy that stuff ?

[@tylercheung1194]

@@clubtcb tapwater lol.

[@trianglemoebius]

The fact that you found it necessary to specify that the difference between water and heavy water is that heavy water is "heavier" cracked me up. Like, I get why you said it and it was a nice way to make the point, but it was just so funny to me.

[@trianglemoebius]

@@tylercheung1194 What if your tap water reservoirs are being poisoned by an insane energy company? That's happening where I am, so maybe I can just buy lots of heavy water? I'm sure the gov't won't get at all suspicious! The truly funny thing is the gov't knows the drinking water is being poisoned, and when I moved here the company was legally required to send me a little card telling me not to drink the tap water because they were dumping industrial waste into it. They didn't have to, y'know, stop - just tell me they were doing it.

[@chad_bro_chill]

Nah, it would take a LOT more than "several glasses" to cause medical problems. In rats, it was something like 25% of their fluid being heavy water before big issues surfaced.

[@nolanl.8773]

I remember when this came out, it was the first time I didn’t finish a FPS campaign, you sir are a strong individual

[@astrodreamer946]

I only finished it just to get the achievements... I regret even doing that. Multiplayer didn't even function for me for about a year after launch. I still don't know what the problem was but it fixed itself. Then the multiplayer was lackluster at best. Such a waste of time. One of the worst games I've been gifted, and I still feel ripped off.

[@ላንካ]

Yeah true, Im also cant even finish the first mission

[@zays_mentos]

I was tempted to get all of the achievements but the awful, outdated stealth gameplay stopped me from doing so I got all of the letters and achievements for "Under No Flag" and I just felt dead afterwards; easily the worst written war story in the game for me (yes, even worse than that one with the Norwegian girl in the hard water sabotage, although that one comes in at a very close second-worst, but I will admit the skis save it from being dead last). The one with the Senegalese Tirailleurs was okay, but not very memorable, the intro was kinda cool but not nearly BF1-tier, and The Last Tiger was The Last Tiger

[@DankbeastPaul]

@@zays_mentos Yeah I don't know why in BF1 and 5 DICE was so obsessed with putting stealth sections in a Battlefield game.

[@organicleaf]

tbf, why even bother with these games anymore? i thought it was already known that most(if not all) current aaa games are bad sure there is a slight chance that they changed, but that would basicly just being naive imho, so why not w8 and look into the game first?

[@creatinerd]

If I remember correctly heavy water was actually discovered because someone drank it. I believe a man in a facility where heavy water was produced (not as the actual product, but as production waste) used it for his coffee and noticed a different taste. After investigating the water closer they noticed the difference to normal water and boom, heavy water it is.

[@huntclanhunt9697]

Does it have any bad side effects? I mean I assume drinking a ton would but just a cup?

[@creatinerd]

@@huntclanhunt9697 I cannot tell for I don't even remember the exact difference between heavy water-molecules and normal water-molecules. I think heavy water might be harder to work with for the body as it has a different structure? (You know, water being essential for our body fluids etc). I don't know though, but as it is "unnatural" I'd guess no life form is really adapted to it, therefore it's no alternative to normal water I'd assume. I guess if you drink enough normal water and not just heavy water I might be ok?

[@peaceandwealthseeker4504]

yes he helped expose how nuclear energy is basically just large steam turbines and not dangerous at all. the energy companies don't want us having that knowledge

[@CheemsofRegret]

@@peaceandwealthseeker4504 hippies don't either, since they have an irrational hate of nuclear power for some reason

[@smittywjmj]

@@huntclanhunt9697 You have to drink a lot of it before it really becomes a problem, but people do report feeling dizzy after consuming heavy water. It is commonly used in measuring mean metabolic rates in animals, including humans, so its effects on the body are definitely not unknown or hugely dangerous under supervision. It's estimated that about 1 in 6,400 hydrogen atoms are deuterium, so an average adult human body contains enough deuterium to produce about 5.5 grams of heavy water (deuterium oxide).

[@RedRocky54]

1942 mission: uses Panzer 4H, produced from 1943-1945 1944/1945 missions: use Panzer 4G, produced from 1942-1943 classic AAA WW2 game

[@foxtrotsierraproductions8626]

STG 44 in 1942. Remember the Scene where they put the german in the "trunk" of the Kübelwagen ? You know the Kübelwagen got its trunk on the front but in BFV the captured german is in the back 😂

[@sakkra93]

The intro sequence in *Libya, 1941* shows a *Tiger I* WTF!? A Panzer III would be accurate!

[@dragonstormdipro1013]

So many real things could have been shown, without this fictional mess. How about the Indians in North Africa or Monte Cassino? Nigerians in East Africa? Chinese in China? 442nd Regiment?

[@xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

I know right. They said they wanted to focus on the forgotten battles, but gave us fictional ones instead. They could have added Italy, Finland, Romania, Thailand, Brazil or many other nations that participated.

[@thatperformer3879]

It’s revisionist history on purpose, these people deliberately not want to erase what came before, they do not care whatsoever about actual history. It’s all apart of the Kalergi Plan

[@chuckn4851]

Or, also, the *actual Norwegian commandos*

[@michaelknox3715]

@@thatperformer3879 thats bs and you know it

[@muridae05]

@@thatperformer3879 Get your JQ bullshit out of here.

[@Hamentsios10]

In all seriousness, it's so sad and a colossal pity that they had the opportunity to make a game so good and so great with the tech they had in their disposal, and they just made a generic preachy boring and bad singleplayer. It's so sad.

[@gorillaphant]

This says a lot with BF4's whole story.

[@thetatn1113]

Yes this is a common thing dice does, they forget to add the ‘fun’ feature to their games

[@famalam943]

Ah yes where a teenage girl takes on scores of German solider, physically overpowers the men and the real Norwegian & British commandos are ignored… But at least we had Gaz back telling you you’re ‘Billy Bridgah’

[@arklados3596]

Those commandos sacrificed so much to complete their mission. They deserve to be remembered.

[@Destroyer2150]

I remember when this came out. There was a huge outcry about DICE's writting and how they were literally downplaying or simplifying actual stories and dynamics. Then came one of Battlefield 5 lead directors saying that the customers are wrong and if you don't like it, don't buy it. Then people didn't buy it and Battlefield 5 became a meme and failure. The rest is history.

[@lithobreak3812]

I don't like this game either, who does? But that hardly seems like a valid complaint, FPSs including WW2 ones always center around single person army's, god amongst men that mow down thousands of enemies like it's nothing while taking deadly amounts of damage multiple times a second, but that is only an issue when it's a female character?

[@Faded.Visuals]

@@lithobreak3812 The issue is that DICE did advertised this game will be more historical accurate than BF1 there is where your outcry lies. Heck, people noticed in the credits several months the game released Dice added in the credits a small tidbit of the actual events that happened during that battle. If they didn't truly care they wouldnt have bother adding it

[@lithobreak3812]

@@Faded.Visuals did they really try to sell this as realistic? So brave, so foolish

[@birchouse]

As someone who loves the battlefield franchise and will overlook a lot of the bullshit I'll say the joke (though not really a joke) about the best way to play is two years after release when they fix some of the bugs is top tier

[@davidsplooge14]

basically the norm with dice

[@birchouse]

@@davidsplooge14 unfortunately it has become basically the norm for most developers but yeah

[@UnchainedEruption]

That's what I always do. Really not a joke.

[@sassybakka]

''why you guys so sad?'' ''we both have the same sitting animation! :('' LOLOLOL

[@ProfSir1]

My man's commentary is so fine, it could make thick water baby-friendly.

[@calliecuddlefish2361]

your non borderlands content is fucking magnificent! please keep it going!

[@mrpalaces]

CORROSION!

[@joeycostanzo9755]

I have tried to get into this game like 6 times and i just cant. You worded my experience perfectly, "They could have made it fun but they forgot"

[@DecidedlyNinja]

The main reason not to drink heavy water is that it's pretty expensive.

[@liberaceboiithe3rd5]

“The dead speak!” is now a requirement for every video. Don’t disappoint me.

[@Big73Red]

This campaign was a significant drop off from Battlefield 1’s and it’s still better and more memorable than Vanguard’s.

[@foxtrotsierraproductions8626]

At least Vanguard got the Germans right. In BF5 the german officers wear a british officer cap hahhajjaa

[@Klynch-09]

"I'm Peter Muler, I'm a talking tank from cars" got me laughing so hard, oh god

[@Antimanele104]

Nordlys is total shit and an insult to history, Under No Flag is barely mediocre, Tirailleur is ok-ish, but the intro and The Last Tiger are absolutely amazing. Unless the author is being sarcastic, I don't agree at all with the ratings from 7:22. Then again, this guy is the same one who actually thinks CoD Infinite Warfare is a good game, so yeah, do with this info as you please.

[@walnzell9328]

The mission about the Germans that was delayed and released later is the best one. I'd say it's the only good one. Sure, the gameplay might not be the best, but the story is believable and actually does something daring. Humanizing the Germans.

[@theguylivinginyourwalls]

A 12th army story would be cool. Fighting to hold the escape corridor to save as many people as possible, defending against the waves of pissed off Soviets.

[@zachzednik1804]

@@theguylivinginyourwalls Ageed

[@Kirbyoto2098]

Nerds when a game adds female characters to WW2: "This is so disrespectful to the real veterans who served! How dare they do that!" Nerds when a game lets you play as the Nazis, laughing as you gun down hundreds of Allied soldiers: "Hell yes! Finally something daring and brave!"

[@walnzell9328]

@@Kirbyoto2098 Yeah. You play as a German tank commander. But you play as a German tank commander realizing that all he's fought for was for nothing. You see the humanity of the crew and how the imminent defeat affects them. You have the blindly loyal teenager, the veteran who knows they've lost, and the commander trying to keep his men together. In the end, he doesn't care about Germany. He cares about his men. Humanizing German soldiers from this war IS daring. The Norwegian heavy water mission places two women as the masterminds and agents of an actual mission that was performed by Jens-Anton Poulsson Arne Kjelstrup Knut Haugland Claus Helberg Joachim Rønneberg Knut Haukelid Fredrik Kayser Kasper Idland Hans Storhaug Birger Strømsheim Leif Tronstad Knut Haukelid Knut Klonteig Knut Lier-Hansen Rolf Sørlie Einar Skinnarland Gunnar Syverstad Kjell Nielsen and "Larsen"

[@walnzell9328]

The African colonial soldiers in Southern France taking a manor is better. The characters are fictional, but so is the mission, but it is more believable. The colonial troops were just as brave as their mainlander counterparts, and did indeed get shafted and treated as lessers. But Dice didn't shove two French Moroccan men into an actual mission and replace the actual people who were in it.

[@chuckn4851]

All this game did was ignore the actual commandos who actually fought and showed that black Algerians will lead you into a suicide attack 10/10 times

[@spyczech]

I agree with the other stories the Algerian suicide attack was actually pretty historically accurate, I was a history major and remember deep diving to check after I played it

[@reachyboi3953]

I think the Last Tiger is the best campaign in BFV. It's honestly really good and makes you sympathize with the enemy which most media doesn't even attempt. And the Germans didn't speak fucking English.

[@duplicarus]

They only speak English in “Under no Flag”.

[@reachyboi3953]

@@duplicarus I mean like most WW2 games in modern times don't have the fucking balls to have their German characters speak German because I guess they think their audience is too illiterate to read subtitles

[@duplicarus]

@@reachyboi3953 even more ballsey to have a german campaign outside of multiplayer, and not just make them generic baddies at the same time.

[@reachyboi3953]

@@duplicarus Yes. I have a lot of respect for the last tiger war story. Especially when taking our current political climate into consideration.

[@duplicarus]

@@reachyboi3953 i appreciate it because my great grandfather died fighting the russians (at least that’s what I’m told). Only heard good things about him. It’s nice to see Germans being humanized for once

[@CptCyberHound]

Heavy water is water where the hydrogen atoms of the water molecules have neutrons in their nuclei. This helps in nuclear energy by allowing the water to moderate radical neutrons without their occasional absorption in the process. This makes it easier to construct reactors without refined uranium. Heavy water isn't bad for you, but it isn't good either. Iirc, heavy water doesn't behave the same chemically as regular water does. Your body won't be able to perform certain chemical reactions properly because of this, and it can negatively affect you.

[@jacobszymczak9323]

Technically you could "drink" any liquid *Once*

[@guts-141]

Or twice if you're fast enough

[@conormullins4900]

@@guts-141 S P E E D

[@kerblo]

There was an episode of Hogan's Heroes where they stopped the German nuclear program by tricking a guard into drinking all the heavy water.

[@ale69420]

This starts off real bad. Why is there a Tiger in 1941???:..

[@foxtrotsierraproductions8626]

Because we are all uneducated according to Dice. Dont you know it ?

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

the "oh no he's got ze MP 40" was the best bit

[@foxtrotsierraproductions8626]

Germans dont talk like that in englisch.

[@joshb4898]

I love how the Germans use the American salute

[@MrHeiner96]

Wait what? Is there a difference between German an American Salute?

[@Rynewulf]

@@MrHeiner96 There's a British salute as well, lots of countries have their own way of doing it irl

[@MrHeiner96]

@@Rynewulf i know the British salute with the Palm of the hand Facing the Front and the polnish Salute with only two Fingers but i cant recognize any difference between the German and the American Salute... Maybe the angle of the Arm?

[@joshb4898]

Guys this is WW2 we are talking about, the Germans had a very specific salute that didn't make it into the game...

[@MrHeiner96]

@@joshb4898 Yea but the other regular military salute was still verry Common

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

All I could think of during the whole heavy water story was BadlandsChugs and the thick water. 😂

[@fredo0084]

Da fuck I tough the video had changed to a dark docs video that I had in the watch later list haha you pulled a good one man

[@athomicritics]

you could actually drink a glass of heavy water without much problem , but drinking would lead you eventually to radiation poisoning

[@Antimanele104]

Heavy water is not radioactive by default. It's definetely not healthy to drink too much, but it's also definetely not radioactive.

[@clubtcb]

0:11 the shells were ejected so hard that one of the bullets actually seperated from the casing.

[@zirjaeger4037]

the last tiger was literally the best out of all of them tf are you on about

[@officercat7907]

Eh I disagree. It made being in a tank so boring cause you fight the same damn enemies over and over.

[@astro2121]

@@officercat7907 they humanized nazis during ww2. ignoring driving, story was good, showing what hitler jugend did to kids (shroeder) and friendship during war (muller and kertz)

[@Dillon4599]

Did anyone else notice that at 1:44 oboe firing the machine gun is in tune with Phil Collins' In The Air Tonight?

[@JonathanLewispartypenguin]

I got this game for 7 dollars a few months ago and I enjoyed the single player stuff, played multiplayer for about 60 hours, and uninstalled it this weekend. I feel like that was money well spent.

[@primeministersinister625]

picked it up for 4 bucks at pawn shop, enjoyed some of the more unique guns like the drilling and the commando, then dropped in after 2-3 weeks, still it was quite a bit of time filled for $4

[@Dizeased]

got it full price and I can say it was worth the full price. The chaotic nature of the game and the action sold me on it, not as good as bf1's chaotic cluster fuck but Its still an amazing time with friends.

[@oompalumpus699]

Okay that's a fair price. That's kinda like renting it.

[@crispycleanerboi]

Now do the BF3 campaign, that one's actually decent

[@fromthebackseat4865]

Lol. The BF3 campaign was RIPPED APART at the time for being horrible.

[@LeToplache007]

It has 2 good missions, the one with the jets and the one with the tanks. The rest of it is very meh.

[@LoScorpioneRosso1]

I'm still angry at BF3 not having an instant action thing with Bots like Battlefront 2 (2005)

[@Lajos_Kelemen]

I'd say let's do BC2, but BF3 and 4 are easier to make fun of

[@DankbeastPaul]

@@fromthebackseat4865 I only remember everyone calling it "mostly forgettable", which it was, although segments with Dima were cool. Now the BF4 campaign was a piece of shit.

[@michaelknox3715]

This games multiplayer was pretty fun. Not as fun as Battlefield 1 but still pretty fun. I know why folks had an issue with this title but idgaf you could make your characters male and give them accurate loadouts. It still has more atmosphere than 2042

[@archbishopofthecrusades9579]

I could ignore the silly historical inaccuracies and have fun, but them making a woman take the place of a large group of Norwegian and British men in an actual operation was a disgusting slap in the face. They can do what they want with the stories they make up but that’s just rude to the people who were there.

[@badasscrusader]

Tha game is a more refined version of bf1 with horrible marketing and release

[@muridae05]

@@archbishopofthecrusades9579 There were plenty of women involved in resistance movements, don’t get too ahead of yourself. But yes, replacing the entire group for one person is definitely not cool.

[@archbishopofthecrusades9579]

@@muridae05I know about the women involved in WW2, they just weren’t involved in this operation. It seems Dice doesn’t know about them either, since they could’ve done a story about the Night Witches, or a story on the Warsaw revolt which involved multiple women, but nope, can’t be bothered to do that,

[@anangrylumberjack1229]

3:20 *one of the most horrific weapons of war* oboe: “Stop it you’re so annoying”

[@nostradamusofgames5508]

The Norwat campaign is actually offensive and an insult to the heroes of the commando raid.

[@PhoenixT70]

0:26 The "Commando Carbine" is a real firearm, though its real name is the De Lisle. It was chambered in .45 ACP and is actually one of the quietest production firearms of all time, as its barrel is an integrated suppressor similar to the AAC Honey Badger. It was in service from 1943 until 1965, and apparently saw service in WW2, Korea, and the Malayan Emergency.

[@Turtlesism]

Wait, we have skulls on our helmets? Does this mean... does this mean we are the bad guys?

[@BeeWaifu]

I love that they tried to imitate BF1 but failed because of historical revionism and cyborgs.

[@cristobalzamorano377]

Well BF1 was incredibly historical innacurate too

[@scotgarris5082]

But at least in bf1 you could immerse yourself

[@BeeWaifu]

@@cristobalzamorano377 Yes, but it still kept closer to the roots of WW1 than BFV did. It didn't have cyborgs and wahmun everywhere they weren't supposed to be (it had female snipers during the Russian civil war of 1919 which happened) and people being all happy pappy and lulzy about fighting and so forth.

[@muridae05]

@@BeeWaifu “Wuhmun” The fuck? Just say women.

[@BeeWaifu]

@@muridae05 Wahmun, not wuhmun.

[@JohnDoe-wt9ek]

BFV: A disappointing return to WW2 game play. CoD Vanguard: Hold my controller...

[@StickWithTrigger]

gotta get that heavy water liquid Einstein mix

[@mrbalazs1995]

Battlefield 2042's story is SO MUCH better! .... Oh wait...

[@Vietnam_Gigachad]

No , it actually really good , when the greedy of EA got high enough but they still want more and force everyone buy their NFT so everyone standing up against those son of bitches to all out war , that's a good concept over there

[@calebbrooks1037]

4:25 Cody from Cody'sLab did it already. After he made it himself of course. The videos of him making it were deleted but you can still find them on another channel.

[@seanboyd9902]

All we wanted was next gen BF 1942, but instead Dice said, "hey let's focus on the minor parts of the war and blow them way out of proportion!"

[@terragthegreat175]

Its because they wanted to make the cast diverse, and the truth of WW2 is that minorities played only minor roles in the war compared to the vast scope of the conflict. You had a few female snipers and spies, a few colored units that saw some action late in the war, and the Nisei, who were genuinely badass and would have made a great addition to the campaign if the creators had cared. So to compensate they blew the minor roles completely out of proportion to heighten the drama, all at the cost of history and reality.

[@ziggystrangelove4250]

I mean the Heavy Water stuff was actually a major allied victory. It basically stopped the Nazi's from producing nuclear weapons

[@terragthegreat175]

@@ziggystrangelove4250 and in real life the raid was conducted by white male norwegian commandos.

[@ziggystrangelove4250]

@@terragthegreat175 yeah I know. But saying that it was a minor operation is disrespectful to those who did it

[@AztecUnshaven]

@@terragthegreat175 important to note that a key resistance leader of that group was indeed female.

[@officerbarbrady8387]

A Tiger tank in 1941? Geez, Dice🤦‍♂️ But seriously, they could have done such great things with a German campaign. But no, we have to listen to BiLLy BrIdGeR and some random Norwegian resistance fighter who can apparently take down the whole German heavy water program.

[@INoticed_XIV]

6:04 might be one of the funniest things I've heard on this channel

[@YukarisGearReviews]

Actually, people have drank heavy water: Not large amounts, but their urine samples showed elevated levels of radioactivity without serious health effects. Look up Point Lepreau incident.

[@muveemanone2067]

LMFAO!...😆 Dood, everything you say is funny as hell! I don't know if I'm more entertained by the video or the narration. Keep it up Lil' homie! 🤘🏼💯

[@GuessWho7197]

Fun fact: DC comic's first Flash gained his superspeed from inhaling heavy water vapors. So you should definitely drink the heavy water.

[@birdwife589]

I don’t think the germans saluted like that in ww2 guys....

[@skinnyj7889]

Libya 1941 and you drive a Tiger nice most accurate ive seen in past years

[@milohargadine1601]

If you drink heavy water you can connect to the speed force

[@wikihowfrog9034]

The Last Tiger was cool ngl

[@freedomis4all]

Cody'sLab did taste heavy water on camera once. it is slightly sweet, and itsnt really a danger in small doses (if it hasnt passed through any nuclear processes, of course). Drinking any substantial amount would apparently leave you dizzy, due to the difference in mass altering the fluid density of the inner ear.

[@failedrevolutionary9497]

“The dead speak!” Is a great reoccurring joke

[@Aguyinachair]

channel codys lab drank some pure heavy water

[@JJJBunney001]

I really liked the idea of war stories but Dice having an insane need of making everything in BF1 and V being stealth missions was ridiculous. It's like they were trying to emulate Far cry and the game just was not designed for it

[@jtfbreedlove]

Battlefield games have story modes?

[@williammcgaffigan9961]

*takes sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*

[@JagerLange]

Like the Dark5 reference - a channel I've followed for years yet still verges between "Good Content" and "My Dyslexic Younger Brother Is Doing This Episode There WILL Be Typos"

[@lexus8018]

Tiger tank in 1941 in Africa >Tiger first fielded in 1942 in Russia

[@collectibletaco7797]

Time travel moment right there

[@jojomaster7675]

_don't mind the red dot sights_

[@michaelreimer1111]

NikeRed did a heavywater taste test

[@markjack2011]

Oboeshoes appreciation day 1

[@officerchunk]

Tipperary is in Ireland. Smh my head

[@BananaMan730]

You dont understand the song do you?

[@officerchunk]

@@BananaMan730 I'd hope I do. It's not a long way to tipperary for me. It's like an hour away.

[@BananaMan730]

@@officerchunk well then I'm sorry to say but the song is making fun of the Irish

[@duglife2230]

This got me thinking, he should definitely play Enemy Front, with everyone's favorite protagonist, Newspaper-Man.

[@foxtrotsierraproductions8626]

At least the Norwegian Commandos were portrayed in this

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

4:54 I would probably react the same way, I am spiritually connected with that german

[@zadovrus1624]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Heavy Water Fountain? I thought not. It’s not a story that Jedi would tell you.

[@-Alexander2001MB]

Either love it or hate it some stories they're very special to me

[@waltuh11121]

This game's campaign (well, and the multiplayer) shouldn't exist. I've seen enough, like thirty thousand prototype weapons with unrealistic attachments and stupid moments

[@9taco656]

5:02 lmao the grenade wasn't even live as the bottom cap was still on.

[@jakedill1304]

You know a little radiation never hurt anybody.. like radium for instance, a little radium now and then can brighten smile and keep the bones soft and smooth.. people are such babies these days, back in my day babies used to get irradiated you know to solve medical mysteries and shit or ear infections or whatever, and they're fine.. Roger Ebert lived a long long life...

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

After Battlefield 1's War Stories, I can honestly say BFV's War Stories were... Underwhelming. The Last Tiger was an absolute diamond in the rough; but I'll bet any money none of you could name any of the other stories without Googling it.

[@eltxbox2496]

I hated battlefield 5 so much good thing I only spent 7 bucks on it. I got so hyped playing the prologue, then the actual campaign started. I'm so mad that there was almost no friendly NPCs. No greater conflict all around you. No squad. No support. Just you. Closest thing was the bad French mission. Then the awful multiplayer. Modern games suck. Unfinished trash.

[@kattkatt6961]

At least the German campaign wasn't shit, well its ginal cuts energy wasn't shit. And that's a bit sad considering like, Bf3 and bf1 and bad company I'd even say that hardline wasn't a bad campaign as probably even good to some people. 4 I never played the campaign of so no opinion allowed but hey, the death of a titan at this point, sad to see but oh well. Edit: the Russian campaign though, that was utter fucking garbage and I'm surprised someone greenlit that shit. Way to shit on the history of stalingrad, the bloodiest battle of ww2. The female commando was also hilarious so gotta agree on the fact that this game is peak comedy unintentionally. Edit 2: I was wrong about part of it, the Russian campaign is in Vanguard lmao. 2 games so shit they blend into one combined pile of trash.

[@j8low]

Peter the Tank Engine

[@joshuamatthews9382]

You think after almost 20 years of making only first person shooters they’d have this shit figured out and do good. Especially the ending of the video like who the fuck thought it was a good idea to put a base at the top of the building and unless you have a flying vehicle your only way up is a elevator that gets camped by players on top of being allowed to spawn tanks on the roof like seriously who thought that was good game design? Do they not know there player base?????? Fuck me man

[@alexmaccity]

solveig! martin solveig?!??! dan dan dan dan dadadaaaan!

[@mranderson718]

Ngl I hate that in shooters, shooting a barrel makes it explode. That’s not really how bullets work.

[@noahmcclure6871]

"Patrolling the Mojave, almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." - Some Random NCR Trooper

[@JcDent]

I was considering not watching this video because I thought that I had already seen it, but not, it was the CoD Vanguard one.

[@xaga8794]

Hm I liked the last tiger. It showed that nazis where humans that fought for their country and not just cartoonist villians

[@Rizzo91]

And this is why there is no 2042 campaign. They still fucked the game up, but still...

[@hambubger8225]

I don’t know why DICE doesn’t just make a campaign like 2005 Battlefront 2’s with bots and shit that actually do damage like in multiplayer. No checkpoints, no cutscenes, just a dude narrating the objectives and history of the battle or some shit at the start of each mission like operations in BF1 and then followed with actual gameplay that makes use of Battlefield’s core gameplay instead of COD but objectively worse

[@808s_and_heart_palpatations]

that was fast papi

[@justinbrown8214]

When you reloaded in slow-mo there is a bullet with no shell casing that flies out

[@Ikcatcher]

Imagine if Dice made Battlefield V the version they showed in the very first trailer

[@randomperson2797]

Day 530 of trying to get Oboe to do a Skyrim Sigurd RP Maybe it’s for the best that 2042 dropped campaign

[@abdelali9279]

Is heavy water the sequel to heavy rain?

[@SmoresPizza]

The last tiger was beautiful, why didn’t you like it?

[@carlosesteban5601]

What a shame BF1 campaign was really nice imo.