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[@ryyawx2003]

**Saw a battleship drifting** Aliens:eXcUSe mE WtF

[@-ckiebiscit-371]

No it's MoMmy WaTdAfuQ

[@soldiermega5937]

And then KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

[@aarontheaviationaddict3643]

No, it's like this: Aliens: N-nani!? Battorushipu dorifto!?

[@seanwatts8342]

...then the aliens kissed the donkey.

[@xs-mp7bo]

@@-ckiebiscit-371 yo boi

[@SolidKing98]

Alien ship: we sunken the others what do you have. USS Missouri: the biggest Middle fingers you have ever seen "Update- So i visited My uncle Ship the USS New Jersey sister of the Missouri so during the tour they ask if people seen this movie when they show you the anchor as you can guess the drifting part can't be done apparently this was a common question so the tour guy explained it without anyone asking also thanks for the likes i wasn't suspecting almost 2K when i commented 3 year's ago"

[@str2010]

9 16-inch middle fingers

[@juanfigueroa-serville2465]

This comment is savage and has legendary status......lol.

[@chandawg7135]

We sunk the others we got something for your ass

[@gregdimas3011]

MacArthur's righteous hand from the heavens!

[@electrohalo8798]

9 16 inch guns which have the power of the 18.1 inch guns of the Yamato due to the longer barrel allowing for more speed on the later 2 Iowa class ships shells when exiting the barrel

[@Mr.Marvelprime66]

I know that the battleship is outdated these days but their is just something about them. They will never lose intimidation or badass status it is my favorite war ship

[@danielhaire6677]

Just remember, several of the Iowa-Classes are Inactive Reserve status. That means if needed, they can be recalled to do what they do best - unleash hell upon their enemies. This fact was taken into account in the novel as to why the Mo had fuel and ammo ready to go.

[@danielhaire6677]

@@somebody700 Made for a great scene though

[@deathcharge5468]

@@danielhaire6677 they cant be used actually because they were sold to there states and are now museums and cant be refited

[@Viper72]

DEATH CHARGE I’m sure if a state of national emergency there’s some provisioning somewhere in the defense acts that will allow the Navy to reclaim these ships and modernize them more than their previous 90s update.

[@danielhaire6677]

@@Viper72 Maybe not too modernized. With all the news reports of various countries modenizing their forces, a ship whose primary ordinance can't be jammed would be worth a lot. Imagine: "Sir, We have jammed the Americans fire control systems for their missiles and they are coming into 25 km range!" "Idiot, Iowa classes' main guns are Analog!!" "Oh..." *BOOM!!*

[@hurramskitchenandvlogs4386]

4:18 never mess with a sailor who has been waiting for dropping some lead from the day of retirement.

[@rijanlimbu7147]

Lol

[@OCpool790]

@Vi "FIRE!"

[@celticlad5866]

@@OCpool790 **insert sad alien noises**

[@peterc.marketos]

Facts

[@Ryuu1010YT]

​@@celticlad5866 movie was plot armor uss missouri would end up Destroyed By 20 to 30 Pegs by Regent mothership aircraft carrier

[@KaijuNumberEight]

*Sees the USS Missouri drifting* Aliens: Mom come pick me up,i'm scared

[@theenzoferrari458]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 lmaooooo hahahahaha omg. So fucking funny. I'm dead. Lololololololol

[@theenzoferrari458]

@TECHNO TECH agreed.

[@Typhoon1515]

Batturshipou drifto

[@theenzoferrari458]

@@Typhoon1515 stfu loser weaboo

[@breadbug6101]

@@Typhoon1515 senkan dorifuto

[@drakeredwingofficial]

tfw when you realize that the alien missiles are shaped like the pegs from the board game

[@good7bad13]

O.o now that's clever

[@erictirado147]

Holy shit was thinking that the whole time, especially when the pegs took out part of the ship

[@drakeredwingofficial]

@@erictirado147 yeah this movie was so dope!

[@GreyGhostEnty6]

Well damn I wasn’t expecting that :0

[@daletorrisi4038]

well it is battleship also seems the aliens spent al ltheir easearch budget on gettint thru space rather than any sort of weaponry caus grenades isnt exactly effiecent

[@HoneyBadger363]

"They ain't gonna sink this battleship, no way" Pure awesomeness from actual veterans that served aboard Mighty Mo.

[@fcuagency2163]

They serve the country once, they will serve it once more

[@janetobrien9825]

I love the way the movie pays tribute to those who have served! ❤️ Love the scene and the line ‘What do you need son?’ Still gives me goosebumps! ❤️

[@clubpenguinwarz]

Favorite part

[@erictirado9237]

My grandfather's 2 brothers died on a WWII naval battleship, probably be just as salty and kickass

[@arceefan99]

@@janetobrien9825 My quote is "Lets Drop Some Lead On these Mother Fu... FIRE!!!!!"

[@johnb3587]

“You can’t just drift a battle ship” USS Missouri: observe

[@janetobrien9825]

In Australia the reply would be: ‘Hold my beer….!!’ 😊

[@roofer3608]

@@janetobrien9825 in America he's steering with his knee while he hits the weed pipe.

[@vanessaaleean7382]

The kickass equivalent of a handbrake turn

[@jackjames7806]

Underrated comment

[@guardianangel7589]

Nazis: we're out of range of their battleships. USS Texas: Yeah, about that.

[@cosmonautg1430]

*Me before this movie:* "I'm not that much into battleships, they're old and slow..." *Me after this movie:* _"Missouri's main battery consisted of nine 406 mm/50 cal Mark 7 guns, which could fire 1,200 kg armor-piercing shells some 32.2 km. Her secondary battery consisted of twenty 5 in 38 cal guns in twin turrets, with a range of about 16 km. With the advent of air power and the need to gain and maintain air superiority came a need to protect the growing fleet of allied aircraft carriers; to this end, Missouri was fitted with an array of Oerlikon 20 mm and Bofors 40 mm anti-aircraft guns to defend allied carriers from enemy airstrikes. When reactivated in 1984 Missouri had her 20 mm and 40 mm AA guns removed, and was outfitted with Phalanx CIWS mounts for protection against enemy missiles and aircraft, and Armored Box Launchers and Quad Cell Launchers designed to fire Tomahawk missiles and Harpoon missiles, respectively. Missouri and her sister ship Wisconsin were fitted with thicker traverse bulkhead armor, 368 mm, compared to 287 mm in the first two ships of her class, the Iowa and New Jersey."_

[@darrellcook8253]

Best comment award by far. Thanks.

[@Anonymous_-ds4bx]

Yep

[@vitto8756]

Cosmonaut G1 a

[@luckyhazard156]

Damn. Missouri is THICc

[@greygalaxy8638]

Same here, actually :D

[@bambiejomocan8442]

US Navy Veteran: They ain't gonna sink this battleship... Me: goosebumps all over...

[@christianjohnson9190]

Aliens: HA WE CRITIALLY HIT THEM Missouri: Alright, Hold my beer Missouri fires faster and harder Aliens: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@erictirado147]

Fuck yeah, if I ran a fleet it would be a bunch of retired bad asses

[@erictirado147]

US military needs a battleship with retired bad asses. Those old salties signing up because that's what they do best

[@Tonetwisters]

Yeh. That's some sweet, what?

[@Johntheripper87]

I work on the USS Massachusetts museum. The shells are fucking massive. No replacement for displacement. That goes for cars boats and weapons lol.

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

My uncle who spent years in the navy actually liked this movie better than he originally expected to. The part where the shell blows up on the hill with the signal equipment, my uncle said that the explosion size was completely accurate.

[@deathstrike8221]

That's cool you said he was a navy veteran right.........so do you know were he served

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

Edgar Baltazar he only replied, “classified until further notice.” But he served near the end of the Cold War, and gave me a AKM type 2 bayonet with matching serial numbers as a late birthday gift when I was 24.

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

Edgar Baltazar he also said he did serve on a destroyer and a sub,...and something else...but I can’t remember what other ships.

[@jbeeyes]

@@emperorconstantine1.361 destroyer, battleship , cruiser

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

GodParticle9232 I can’t remember.

[@maddienight732]

Good god there is something so satisfying about watching the USS Missouri firing broadside on.

[@SolidKing98]

Probably because every possible Fire power lighting that alien ship up all at once

[@Ork20111]

Satisfying is not the word I would use for a 16 inch broadside but I get your point.

[@certifiedhalfwit7714]

@@Ork20111 more if you are in range of her it’s all over

[@KipIngram]

Battleships were amazing. Nothing short of amazing. For a few decades they were what it was all about - the whole story. It was just the development of aircraft that changed the economics - it became possible for a cheap airplane with a torpedo to sink a huge expensive capital battleship. So emphasis shifted to carriers and carrier groups, that could maintain their own in-the-air protection shield. But anyway, for those few decades battleships were just things of beauty.

[@SnipR9]

@@KipIngram its so sad :(

[@spaceman6215]

Missouri: “All right kids, sit back and let grandma kick some ass!”

[@AyaEryn]

eeyyy!

[@sonnyboy_2383]

Grandma?

[@spastickid218]

Well, most sailors consider their ships like ladies, and treat them with the same respect a lady deserves. Its why you never hear them regard their ships as "He"

[@apocalypticsurvivor6111]

@@spastickid218 ahem Bismarck

[@samibryan5119]

@@spastickid218 king George V

[@yamato6144]

i need the "Drop Anchor" feature in World of Warships!

[@Wolfgodmak]

Yamato as well as the drifting feature

[@icecoldpolitics8890]

maybe we could see it in kancolle season wink wink

[@UncleRanger]

everybody gangsta and wow ships eurobeats

[@nick34269]

i would love that easy citadel hits on battle cruisers and cruisers

[@andriem2831]

I feel sad for destroyers to be honest

[@fetusdeletus9266]

Aliens/every law of physics: you can’t drift a battleship U.S.S Missouri: WATCH ME U.S.S Missouri: drifts Aliens: *A N G E R*

[@deathcharge5468]

Watch the new gerald f. Class aircraft carrier do it

[@arimagiiik3214]

MORE LIKE Aliens: we have the best battleships in the universe. USS Missouri: hold my beer!

[@ikethefrontliner5899]

World of warship player : Ho you underestimate me

[@kbanghart]

@@deathcharge5468 ya sure

[@plan8sk8er]

Hehe Murica

[@TheGeoCheese]

Aliens: “do they ever learn?” Mighty MO drifts Aliens: “hold on that’s cheating!” Mighty MO: “Mighty MO does not care.”

[@Ryuu1010YT]

regents does not care about that one. Missouri will end up capsize and sank

[@basuraMan01]

- Thor's "Bring me Thanos!" entrance in Wakanda - Cap weilds the hammer - USS Missouri dumping lead on the motherFs ...yeah, that's my taste

[@officialedsheeranisgay9628]

SPOILER ALERT

[@1zc5]

OfficialEdSheeran is gay bro endgame is old by now

[@Yuvrama]

Aliens:Lets invade earth! USA:Let me give you a taste of America.. >:) *When the aliens get defeated* *Suprised pikachu face*

[@Yoko_Grim]

Imagine if Thanos faced the Missouri. He could rewind time all he wants, but he'd have to travel so far just to get to the ship. Even then it would be super hard to find it.

[@Andrew-ml1xr]

Ikr epic

[@THEARDUOUSMOTH]

Aliens: "Ha, we got exploding wine bottles" and humans be like: "yeah, we got 406mm mini guns mate"

[@granpappytom5540]

Mini...guns?

[@averydankmemer6073]

How small the world is bplanets?

[@robscott8296]

Aliens : oh sh***t Me : for America

[@ahmetcumur7590]

Aliens: we got exploding wine bottles USS Missouri sailors: we have 406 mm exploding armor piercing shells bro

[@thedankatheist3466]

They were actually modeled aftef the red and white pegs from the board game.

[@RogerSmithOfficial]

- every available plane - sends only three

[@derpeter8644]

Sounds like the german Bundeswehr lmao

[@cristobalpatino3256]

Its probable that the 3 where already in the air patroling the zone It takes some time to send all the planes of a carrir into the air

[@tanzidane]

Budget constraints

[@xanderprosqd968]

Nah its 4 actually

[@Maximus1879-]

Cristobal Patiño lol ya it's not a game

[@skeletons7280]

USS Missouri: *So anyways i started blasting*

[@evanbeers1644]

Fishing boat type battle cruiser: IIIIIIIITTTTT WAAAAAAAAAS YOOOOOOU

[@daytonaofcv6856]

@G E T R E K T 905 Don't bring your paper Ruski boats into a real boat chat.

[@HistoryShell1786]

@G E T R E K T the Stalingrad class battle cruiser will fall in a battle with an Iowa class battleship. Here are some statistics that’ll show why buddy: Stalingrad class: Waterline belt armor: (7.1 in) Armaments: 3 x triple (12.0 in) guns; 6 x twin (5.1 in) guns; Iowa class(Missouri): Waterline belt armor: 14.5 inches Armaments: 3 x triple (16.0 in) guns; 10 x twin (5.0 in) guns Your bullshit ruski boat will fall below the waterline in minutes 🖕🖕💪💪🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Ryuu1010YT]

Missouri would end up capsize and sank

[@johncase1353]

"Let's drop some lead on those mother" "FIRE"

[@Anonymous_-ds4bx]

Yep

[@nevermindus9352]

Epic veteran moves haha

[@a.dykeman1980]

This scene is absolutely ludicrous, but in the most goddamn entertaining way.

[@Raven-zz4zt]

Movie= "woah there watch your language old man"

[@Junglehunter677]

The most accurate part of the movies is the vets

[@garyk2629]

Screw what the critics say. This movie is awesome.

[@DtRockstar1]

Exactly! It cracks me up when people complain about how the turrets wouldn’t rotate that fast, the guns wouldn’t fire that fast, The ship wouldn’t tip to the side, blah blah blah. What was their first clue that this movie wasn’t going to be realistic? If they got all that stuff wrong in the movie Das boot, then I could understand. This is just a fun movie!

[@Draconicus702]

The only mistake this movie made was coming out at the same time as Avengers so it had that as box office competition.

[@DtRockstar1]

@@Draconicus702 Oh wow, I didn't realize that. That would definitely hurt the outcome of this movie.

[@paccin339]

Just this scene

[@fitzbellehill]

EXACTLY!!!!! movie are meant to be FUN!!!! some people act like it has to mean something!!! i just want to watch stuff get blown up!!!!

[@itzwitherplayz]

Super advanced alien technology and spinning whisle missiles Vs One drifting boi

[@FedoReds88]

One drifting *ironclad

[@sandrobindelli5607]

ItzWitherPlayz Let alone that any aliens capable of reaching us would necessarily have interstellar travel technology....the closest star to is is 44 lightyears away. To give you an idea with human technology it would take 1800 years to reach it at the highest speed ever achieved by mankind (28.600 km/h in the Moon-swing by Apollo 8). To be able to reasonably travel, even with a huge war machine!, the aliens would need a technology that is at least 500-1000 years ahead of our...this means that a military confrontation would be like a battalion of modern marines facing the army of king George II equipped with some tin armor, swords and bows.

[@itzwitherplayz]

@@sandrobindelli5607 but we still win. why? cuz its a fakin movie

[@CaptainSovereign]

one old drifting boi

[@scorchedearth1451]

@@sandrobindelli5607 Still love the movie. :)

[@kodyleininger]

4:17 “let’s drop some lead on those mother-“ *FIRE!* oh my god how much I love that. thank you for your service, veteran.

[@cybercat29]

Same here 😆😅😂🤣 Perfect censorship timing 😆😅😂🤣

[@kuyperianberean]

“We’re all gonna die, just not today” BADASS

[@josephamendolea3431]

"Today IS a good day to die! Prepare for ramming speed!" :P

[@johndaman6322]

Thats from Star Trek: First Contact! Love thah movie !!

[@danielhaire6677]

@@josephamendolea3431 Qap'la!!

[@sariba9225]

Yo😎

[@jeremiahsantellan5351]

@Sgt.Fjodo bruh

[@redneckpyromania6965]

"The art of war fight the enemy where they aren't, it finally just clicked." "That's not what it means, not even close" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sariba9225]

🤣

[@JF.007]

Is a japanese sailor talking about a military chinese book... Not even close...

[@matthewiisaac7907]

Its to subdue the enemy without even fighting

[@JF.007]

@@matthewiisaac7907 Or even better. Subdue the conflict without fighting.

[@adamtruong1759]

Yeah, I thought it was about "All warfare is based on deception."

[@mataco7073]

Alien: **attacks Earth** Humans: YOU PICKED THE WRONG PLANET FOOL

[@1TigerAce]

Mataco70 “welcome to earth”

[@deathcharge5468]

Aliens: wait we just to talk Missouri: ooooooooo

[@Chinmeng420]

Welcome to earth

[@EppiBoy]

cringe

[@galaxytgw3924]

Just ask the aliens from independence day...

[@BillKrayer12thMan]

"Oh,bruddah,somebody gonna kiss the donkey!" LMAO!!(Also,the *only* movie where Liam Neeson didn't kill anyone.)

[@mmeovv]

"Ship is on fire!" *fire stops* "Problem solved sir!"

[@minganlunaris1503]

Good old repair party

[@jelopone6873]

Enemy aircraft incoming!

[@thetwistedtrashbag9607]

World of warships is jealous of that quick procedure Xx AND THAT SAIS SOMETHING

[@sealordmountbatten]

"Main gun disabled!" *Hits R* "Problem solved sir!"

[@thefoxygamer1536]

**Torpedoes to starboard!**

[@heykalanargyarifqy567]

Alien: "you can't defeat me" Human: "i know but she can" **uss missouri**

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

*she

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

@cristina Banuelos dude like yeh, the USS Missouri or Iowa will literally the Enedmy Fleeet but Bismark i like alot

[@Ryuu1010YT]

these sailors had plot armor. uss missouri would be destroyed by Regent mothership (garrnoian aircraft carrier with armed of pegs launchers there was missiles and Torpedos but dosen't work on earth.)

[@HarmonRAB-hp4nk]

be hilarios to see the whole navel fleet show up...Get OUT of OUR OCIAN

[@Ryuu1010YT]

@@HarmonRAB-hp4nk bruh these Regents ships way more advanced and can easily beat fleet

[@KaRLa66626]

I LOVE how the veterans are included in this. It's E-P-I-C!

[@KaRLa66626]

There's also the scene where he orders to aim the guns "the wrong way" and drop the anchor. EPIC!

[@ZUMTEZ]

This scene is exactly why you should save old stuff, one day you're going to need it

[@deanangell3839]

Nothing beats a good old fashioned broadside engagement

[@theenzoferrari458]

I'd love to get me hands on her broadside if you know what me means. :]

[@andrewv4121]

Drifting school: that’s how you drift a battleship 4:09 You: good to know

[@robscott8296]

Infinite Stuff in real life that would damage or destroyed parts of the ship really bad

[@Ryuu1010YT]

ship will end up capsize so no

[@dgiddens8]

The Mighty Mo, this scene, those vets, the drama....brings tears to my eyes every time! I love battleships!

[@HAL--ov4qu]

Even all these years later, nothing compares to the awesome fury of a battleship within 20 miles range.

[@TheRisingStorm316]

Mm hmm. I definitely agree

[@Ryuu1010YT]

regent mothership would be outsmart and destroyed missouri easily

[@WaveForceful]

@@Ryuu1010YT Except it didn't

[@Ryuu1010YT]

@@WaveForceful that was plot armor and Regent mothership is little bit larger than uss enterprise cvn-65

[@lightbluewaves5526]

Missouri: gets hit by explosives molotov cocktails, destroying her rear turret. also Missouri: that tickled.

[@BackgroundSpace]

Missouri: "Let me retort."

[@LargeCoke_Mediumfry]

USS Missouri: you want some 16 INCH HIGH EXPLOSIVE ARMOR PIERCING (heap) SHELLS GOING 1600 MILES AN HOUR?

[@jamessmall6499]

Missouri: 'Alright, that hurt. I'll admit. But you been beating up my little sisters all damn day and now I think its time i show you HOW WE DID SHIT WHERE I COME FROM!!!' *BOOOOOOM*

[@butter9025]

Missouri: *ok now so you want some 16inch freedom shells on your shitship?*

[@daletorrisi4038]

BACK IN MY DAY..... SKADOOSH

[@gteagle2004]

*Everybody gangsta till you go broadside.*

[@1zc5]

TheLOLDude 10000 everybody gangsta til the Somalian pirates show up

[@AbyssalTitan]

It's a Salvo tactic

[@AbyssalTitan]

Such a great move

[@Wot50202]

Me in world of warships with the Arizona and Bismarck

[@31abyss83]

USS Missouri: (drifts) Aliens: *wait that's illegal*

[@charlenesherriff5230]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aadhavanparthipan8243]

USS Missouri : Define illegal

[@Ryuu1010YT]

*Missouri goes clubhauling, capsized and sank*

[@travisvanalst4698]

Honestly one of my favorite movies. It’s my guilty pleasure and I don’t care what anyone else says. Love the casting choices, the setting, the plot, the score….it’s all great.

[@Thunderstixx77]

Battleship was a good, fun movie. I've seen it numerous times and I am still entertained by it.

[@rickyapexel7335]

Steven Thompson it represents how rather than communicate with unknown aliens the US just kills it

[@maricost8303]

Ricky Apexel you mean after they sink a Japanese ship and an American ship? Yeah, yeah, how aggressive and rude of us

[@zacheryschmidt2611]

Don’t listen to them. I still thoroughly enjoy this movie

[@ABCD-ks9kh]

agree

[@thomasbummer4361]

really awkward bs cringe factor 10

[@jonesbrian8062]

I really wish they would make a part 2 to this movie I enjoyed it

[@xxkaiserxx2505]

Jones Brian FR

[@thedepression950]

aliens go like in the 2. -every ship starts to drift- weeb alien : Nani?! kansei dorifto?!? other aliens: what is kansei dorifto? weeb alien: it was nice to knowing you guys other aliens: WHAT ARE YOU TALKI- *Huge Explosion*

[@ryanwindham634]

Son, fun fact. There was suppose to be a 2nd movie but it was scraped because box off sells were so bad, though they did decently in DvD and Blu-ray sells. During the credits there is a scene were some kids and a farmer in the UK find an Allen escape pode thing, which was there way of leading up to a second movie

[@jonesbrian8062]

@@ryanwindham634 ik there was going to be a second movie, they should have still made it they could have done it through multiple channels hulu Netflix prime

[@jonesbrian8062]

@@ryanwindham634 and I'm not your son

[@user-up1zi9hy6k]

“We will die, we all will die, just not today!!” *turns ship dramatically* 😂

[@TheNavarch521]

"We are gonna die, you're gonna die, I'm gonna die, we're all gonna die, just not today" That's what he said

[@zombies5100]

What he said: "they ain't gonna sink this battle ship no way" What I heard: "This monster has been through multiple wars and has lived to tell the tale...you think you have what it takes to bring her down? Not likely"

[@Ryuu1010YT]

reality and no plot armor: *U.S.S. Missouri Destroyed By Regent Mothership Aircraft Carrier*

[@johncase1353]

4:17 When a video game tells you stealth is highly recommended. I be like....

[@Wheels_United]

John Case by far the most underrated comment!

[@jackmason5673]

literally me when I play any of the Ghost Recon or Crysis games

[@thisisspartalol7268]

FIRE!!!

[@inspirice9844]

4:13

[@bonbob798]

Yesssssss

[@RusskiBlusski]

Anyone else cry tears of pride and joy when they watch this?

[@janetobrien9825]

I still get goosebumps! ❤️

[@tsampson38]

I jumped out my seat and screamed "That's what I call military might!!! Screw around and find out!!"

[@nanyafahkinbiznes1352]

Ships drifts smoothly dodging enemy ammo Alien: *confused N-Nani?!*

[@Luciferdesrea]

Hopper: Ome wa Mou Sindeiru

[@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961]

N-NANI? BATORUSHIPPU DORIFUTO?!?!?

[@Darkwolf1942]

Edgy Teen: I can drift my civic! Badass WWII Vets: That's cute...

[@khoinguyen5004]

Badass WWII Vets: Theres a reason were your grandpas

[@johnstephanos1128]

Somalian pirates would have hijacked the alien ship.

[@NormalChannel95]

Somalia > The Entire Alien Navy...

[@NormalChannel95]

And With the Somalian Colonization of the Alien Planet, Somalia would jump straight into a universal Super Power while the US, Russia, China are left with their jaws open.

[@notahuman3899]

he would climb up there breaking the fucking door and telling the alien "I am the Captain Now!''

[@SamuraiZero4]

@@notahuman3899 "Look at me, I am the Alien now"

[@Captain.J.Dreadful]

John Stephanos AYO! Lmfao! 😭😭😂😂

[@gaijinblow]

>advanced alien ship >doesn't have weapons with guidance systems

[@mr.bishops64]

>old time ship >doesn't have guidance systems >still able to take on an advanced alien ship

[@タイクツナトモ]

Tech all u want,none can beat mans instinct

[@youraverageimperialguard7932]

The Aliens couldn't fit it in the Military Budget.

[@rob5375]

Maybe they found out that the guidance missile can be hiked with flares

[@hellkatt911]

In all likelihood (real life) he could have been the Commander of the Carrier Strike Group, or if it was a Fleet Joint Forces Command, he might be a four star afloat (although unlikely). This would be in addition to the Carrier commander, the Wing Commander, and the Logistics Commander of the CSG; which also likely be on the carrier for the sheer availability of space and capability to coordinate the 3CI of the battlespace.

[@Raikkonen73106]

Also for those saying “no guidance system” Its based on a game where you have to guess where its gonna land

[@lewdpolice8583]

One might even say an educated guess.

[@pieterpretorius1014]

you can use some very complicated math to figure out where the shell need to be

[@Waftey]

@@pieterpretorius1014 Or, just aim it since you are basically in point blank range...

[@Ryuu1010YT]

regent ships had also guidance systems but not work on earth they do had missile and Torpedo But none of them were fired

[@jacobschmidt8539]

Aliens: break them like we did with all the other ships *Hits Mighty Mo* Missouri: Bitch please the Japanese hit me harder than that, this is what you call a hit

[@bambolbee130]

lmao

[@roelmd8907]

😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@Ryuu1010YT]

Pegs launchers had more damage and more effective

[@battleshipbismarck1534]

i love the iowa class battleships the us navy really needs to put them back on active duty because we could use them again in todays world because we need the og battleships not the newer ones we need the veteran warships of ww2 and etc.

[@justineallandevelos6491]

the Kamikazes were better at ramming their planes than you shooting at me you space apes! -USS Missouri

[@kushalkumar8801]

4:18 This phrase is worth an Oscar

[@kidz4p509]

OPEN FIRE!

[@reapergamingcentral4238]

It's definitely a one liner. Thing is buddy, that's not an actor saying it. It's a real veteran.

[@titan133760]

"Well brother, somebody's gonna kiss the donkey!" That line gets me everytime

[@ianfernandez7028]

Every time I hear the sound of those cannons firing brings up a chill down my spine imagining how these things destroyed and fought each other in WW2. Those men deserved every bit of rest they got.

[@absolutezerokiryu660]

When the entire fleet is unavailable: USS Missouri: Kaboom? Veterans: Yes Rico, kaboom

[@alexsawchuk5371]

Well played

[@damexius]

Nice haha

[@supreme3376]

Hey apes you wanna live forever

[@tayloradksion1774]

I’m a Missouri native born and raised. The praise for the battleship USS Missouri still echoes throughout our state. We’ve had historical figures before. We’ve had Jesse James. We’ve had Walt Disney hell we even had the president who commissioned the USS Missouri to the South Pacific president Harry Truman. But out of all of those......the USS Missouri is our states pride and joy.

[@jessdigs]

It almost makes you want to dig a canal though the gulf to be able to get Missouri home where she belongs as a museum ship

[@aydanpatrick9145]

I’m from Indianapolis, so the USS Indianapolis is praised here as well.

[@azimmajid3906]

J

[@Ryuu1010YT]

uss missouri is definitely best battleship but in this battle from this movie right here is plot armor. and uss missouri would be destroyed by 20 to 30 Pegs using from Regent Mothership Aircraft Carrier.

[@phantomwraith1984]

Imagine if the Yamato survived WW2 and she fought alongside Missouri in this fight

[@informationoverload2487]

Yamato would be too slow. It would be a literal floating punching bag

[@phantomwraith1984]

@@informationoverload2487 she had more armor than Missouri and bigger guns. Maybe in a world where Yamato survived and she was somehow in this movie, she'd come around from the other side of the Island. While Missouri gets their attention with the drift, Yamato comes up behind and says hello with her 9 18.1

[@informationoverload2487]

@@phantomwraith1984 I'm surprised you got measurements of the guns right. However By the time Yamato came around the island the battle would have been over by then

[@informationoverload2487]

@@phantomwraith1984 Biggest guns yes. Thickest armor yes. Best movement speed hell no.

[@phantomwraith1984]

@@informationoverload2487 I get that. She had the speed and manoeuvrability of a brick. Still fun to imagine if she was still afloat

[@josecolon2717]

The interesting thing to consider is battleships are designed to be massive artillery guns with armor made to take hits nonstop... the fact that the alien ship wasn’t knocked over in the first volley is a miracle considering those guns can knock over ships 2 miles away let alone 700 ft or so... give the aliens some credit, their tech isn’t weak, battleships in Melee are OP

[@thatguy22441]

Those were 16-inch guns. SIXTEEN INCHES!! Those shells weighed about a ton each and would vaporize anything within about 1000 feet when they detonated. Battleships could sling them by the dozens. Damn.....

[@pietroleone1595]

​@@thatguy22441and can throw projectiles of 1200kg up to 32 km far. The Yamato was even more powerful and the Bismarck more modern, but I love battleships. The film is absurd, but nice to see this nice ship in action.

[@Ryuu1010YT]

pretty sure mothership was made of Lorencium. They Served As Naval Craft And Operated By Floating Across Water Making Short Jumps To Regent Their Positions, Their Primary Weaponry Consisted Of Giant Explosive Pegs Like Ordnance Fired From Turrets That Are On Top Of The Ship's Hull. The Weaponry Is Actually Inspired By The Pegs Used In The Battleship Board Game To Designate A Hit Or Miss. Standard Anti-Weapon Defenses Were Capable Of Destroying Them But a Single Projectile Once Embedded Into It's Targets Drilled Down And Exploded Causing Considerable Damage.

[@janetobrien9825]

Love this movie! Cheesy and cliched, yes, based on a board game, yes, but, I LOVE the tribute it gives to the spirit of those who have served. I still get goosebumps when discussing the reactivation of the Missouri, the glimpses of her former crew silently observing in the background, then stepping up with the line ‘What do you need son?’ Love that moment! The AC/DC song Thunderstruck, awesome choice. The moment when Missouri slides and fires side on, brilliant! The tribute to the Army Veteran fighting hand to hand, ‘I got this!’ Great, fun, movie!! ❤️ Whose ready to play with the big boys…..!! 😊

[@michaelchristidis8658]

Alien captain:Are the weapons ready Alien soldier:yes sir Alien Captain:ok Fire Alien captain:hahaha what are they doing weve got them for sure «Misouri does an epic drift and avoids the missilles» Aliens:oh shi Misouri:Omae wa mou...shindeiru Alien captain:NANI?

[@deathcharge5468]

Reeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

[@apocalypticsurvivor6111]

Epicness begins

[@kaystephan2610]

Aliens: HAHAHAHA we have ultra advanced ships. We will destroy you Hopper: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

[@silverspartangaming6963]

And life

[@Ryuu1010YT]

these are Regents ships or Stringers they are using Movements from Amphibious Creatures. these ships had more effective and more damage than our warships currently in service

[@munir8015]

All this alien movies are scaring those alien😂 Alien be like: Hey dude, watch this movie from earth. Oh hell no, they're scary

[@charlenesherriff5230]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cooleKinder]

Thats the reason we havnt seen then

[@captiancholera8459]

@@cooleKinder Imagine if they just saw our alien movies thought they were real and decided "Yeahhhhhhh lets not touch that planet"

[@laminbernadeth2278]

@@captiancholera8459 lmao lol😂

[@Ryuu1010YT]

​@@captiancholera8459 they're not here for invasion they come here for peace

[@united_socialist1011]

Aliens: Are Very technological Advanced The U.S.S Missouri: *Pulls Out the Biggest Middle Finger Ever Known to Mankind*

[@vermillion7196]

Iowa: Im a worthy opponent to Yamato Missouri: I destroyed an alien ship Wisconsin,New Jersey: ;_;

[@electrohalo8798]

Hood: I am a religious icon

[@PhillyCh3zSt3ak]

Bismarck: I have a song written about me.

[@electrohalo8798]

Matthew Boeding actually it would have been the Missouri, they were in the process of moving her to a new port, so the movie makers approached them about using her for the movie and they agreeed

[@fearferocity1947]

Tirpitz: *seeing everyone placing in their legendary statuses* Sis... pick me up... im scared-

[@apocalypticsurvivor6111]

A-10 thunderbolt II: I can shred you all with my Gau 8 avenger I can fly with half a wing missing one engine Gone and half a tail and if I get shrapnel in my engines they can restart don't bother trying to shoot my pilot you won't get through the armor

[@mandykarevicius9746]

Imagine if the Japanese Yamato teamed up with the USS Missouri against the aliens.

[@sentaimaster100]

You mean the crew of the Battleship Yamato? Dude, those aliens would not stand a chance against that Wave-Motion Cannon

[@mandykarevicius9746]

lol I had to Google that.

[@ewash253]

Just throw in the Bismarck for good measure!

[@snowykaze]

No, no, humans aren't OP. Edit: I take it back.

[@enduwhoaoweo7306]

Yamato Musashi Missouri and Iowa. Shimakaze and USS Mahan as well.

[@MJPicone79]

"They ain't gonna sink this battle ship. No way."

[@TheRisingStorm316]

Hit it!

[@angle4z]

Aliens: nooo you cant just drift and dodge our rockets since you're too heavy People on the battleship: *HAHA BATTLESHIP GOES BRRRRRRR*

[@Ryuu1010YT]

first of all these are Regents, second of all these are Pegs

[@robbielee5423]

I served on the Iowa until just before she was moth balled into a museum. I've been fortunate enough to witness the power of the 16 in guns. I promise you they are very intimidating. The explosive sound the guns make and the explosion on the island are very very close to the actual level in real life.

[@karenlee1741]

This was a good movie I enjoyed it.seeing this old ship fight one more time.and seeing the old vet's fight one more time.was great.

[@ronanvave560]

#DontmesswithMightyMo USS Missouri when it starts firing: You've messed with the wrong ship fools!

[@deathcharge5468]

Missouri coming towards the aliens: ohhhhhhhh!

[@msb3235]

You messing with a wrong species!!!

[@Ryuu1010YT]

plot armor. Missouri will be destroyed by that carrier

[@AngloSaxonWheatFarmer]

It’s a shame battleships like are not made anymore, there’s something so majestic and breautiful about a battleship just unleashing it’s battary

[@tukangojek1335]

maintenance and logistics nightmare

[@travisbickle4360]

​@@tukangojek1335It is obsolete. Simply ships don't fight face to face like in World wars and simply shoot missiles from hundreds of kilometres away

[@AngloSaxonWheatFarmer]

@@travisbickle4360in an age of missiles big guns like that would be wasted deck space

[@GlorfindelofGondolin]

Best part about the scene is the sound design for the Mighty Mo’s guns. That appealing shotgun blast sound. Lol. Best shot is when the camera passes the ship as the forward main battery blasts away, one gun at a time. (4:25 to 4:28)

[@morrischen5777]

LOL SUPER BATTLESHIP DRIFTING !! Aliens: NANI?

[@moisesezequielgutierrez]

Morris Chen N- NANI?! IOWA CLASSO DORIFTO?!

[@breakeroutlaw9959]

we don't use the word NANI during alien invasion because nobody understand what that means

[@ldevxl-1169]

crnlsnts 4 what are u talking about nani is a universal word everyone knows it Even ALIENS KNOW IT

[@breakeroutlaw9959]

casual gamer aliens: nope

[@MICROKNIGHT3000]

Dont really want to ruin the fun but I think only the Yamato deserves to be called "Super Battleship"

[@SkyStrikeZ]

Aliens attack Earth Human Government: “activate plot armor”

[@WaveForceful]

The aliens had more plot armor.

[@netuzer5895]

Yeah USS Missouri has more than 600mm armor that made sense. But the aliens have more plot armor and plot ammunitions.

[@WaveForceful]

@@netuzer5895 The Missouri belt armor was about 310 mm thick. The decks which the aliens weapons penetrated are about 25 - 125 mm thick. The thickest armor on the Iowa class were the battery armor, about 490 mm. Compared to todays standards, modern battle tanks have harder armor and act as over 1000 mm vs sabot and anti rockets.

[@nyana6641]

Yeah I agree the ship likely wouldn’t even have stopped as the anchor probably would’ve just been dragged along the bottom of the sea.

[@Aircraftdude-y9p]

In Tokyo, we drift cars. In the US, we drift battleships.

[@Ryuu1010YT]

that's clubhauling and it's not recommended for modern and ww2 warships

[@Shadowkey392]

4:02 I swear that peg just screamed "HOLY S**T!"

[@cultisto9307]

I heard it too

[@joeyreganato2372]

I heard “OH NO”

[@equarg]

"Oh Brother, someone is gonna have to kiss the Donkey". 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I need to say that one of these days!

[@OfficialDJWolve]

Best quote in this movie, I'm my opinion 🤣

[@equarg]

DJ Wolve Just found the DVD at Walmart.....bought it!

[@cybercat29]

Same here :-)

[@rylanbyrd7196]

One of my favorite lines in the movie for sure

[@FPVREVIEWS]

"after all of these years, it finally clicked." " That's not what it means.. Not even close."

[@supreme3376]

Summer campo

[@kmcc01]

That had to be the most badass anchor and chain links ever.Turned 45,000 tons of steel and didn't snap a link at all.

[@7250-u8w]

1:24 when you finally see your grades.

[@karolczaja605avation8]

Lol

[@AlexMartinez-jj7bh]

So true

[@josefbajarias3109]

When you pull a San Diego in Azur lane

[@kailekhng5536]

Josef Bajarias bro add me

[@denji3716]

Omega lul

[@utter_mad_lad9214]

Gave the ol girl a spin before decommissioning it into a museum. A legendary battleship. Fought many wars, and came out victorious. A historic landmark today. Honor to all the veterans who fought hard to make America our home. Bless every one of them.

[@drcovell]

The SciFi author Alan Dean Foster based his novels on the premise “Danger, humans, do not touch.” In one short story, which had humans locked on Earth, once the Shield was down, the main character remarked “Its been so long since we’ve had a good war.” Nuff said!

[@DimitriKurkov]

Basically every HFY novel ever.

[@Waftey]

@@DimitriKurkov When you compare our own history to whatever fictions we have out there, 9/10 times, our own history is going to be more terrifying

[@roguezown]

"you can't bootleg turn an Iowa class battleship..." The fuck I CANT

[@Shorts-db6xd]

So the alien ship shows off hundreds of futuristic projectiles, sits there doing absolutely nothing until the Missouri gets in firing range, then flings three German stick grenades at it and misses. No wonder Jack Sparrow beat it with a WWII relic

[@cat-lw6kq]

Would you want a 2,000 lb Armour Piecing Shell coming at you?

[@finntastique3891]

Never ever underestimate old people or old technology.

[@cat-lw6kq]

I see you didn't grow up around WW2 vets like me.

[@flaviusnita6008]

@Aeolus: Their shells needed 10-12 seconds to reach our cruisers deck (3:28)... Our canon shells only 2 seconds to reach their ship (5:20). That is unfair!!! Poor aliens, poor technology! Maybe next time!

[@cass7448]

In the movie the aliens are shown standing down when the humans retreat. I think the implication is that they don't want to waste ammo since they're stranded on Earth without reinforcements or resupply (which is why they're trying to contact the homeworld). In this case, it seems to me that they're powering up the turrets to intimidate the humans and giving them a chance to retreat, before committing to a fight.

[@savajovic6719]

Sighs: Starts World of Warships

[@245makarov1]

And play the iowa? Lol

[@nicz7694]

@@245makarov1 Missouri

[@welowelo4251]

Same

[@sulthanyasin3892]

Who whould win? A deadly explosive weapons One anchor boi

[@ferricch9777]

su6a i found that genuinely funny

[@bartholomewjames1003]

Anchor (sorry my english is bad)

[@Greenierw]

Let me fix Who would win? super high tech alien race with superweapons Or One old ship boi

[@rickitysplitz7035]

Yeah, you misspelled boy.

[@SkyStrikeZ]

You make it sound like they chucked the anchor at the projectiles xd

[@jdjGSHBFjh68827]

A battleship's turrets are so powerful that the ship itself shakes on its own might. This is a ship you should NEVER mess with.

[@Ryuu1010YT]

fr. sailors had plot armor and regent mothership would destroy missouri very easy

[@dzulhazeeq7844]

The ship can drift dude. 😂

[@darksun8162]

Dzul Hazeeq so true😁😁

[@karolczaja605avation8]

That's sick

[@tennoshenaniganizer9234]

Its called a bootleg turn, although its never used on large ships

[@chriss2031]

Whatever the ancor got stuck on on the ocean floor sure must haven been quite substantial to make that work.

[@theenderwarrior1520]

Of course Iowa's Class Battleship is a Fast Battleship that have a great speed

[@phoenixnorth3385]

"Let's drop some lead on these mother...." "FIRE!!!!"

[@rajashekar5506]

Phoenix North onion hi UFO➕➕🅰🅰🅰➕➕ 🍀🍀😊😊😊🍀🍀 📖📖🙏🙏🙏📖📖

[@felixplantstrong2361]

The way he screams "FIRE" is Epic lmao

[@marcanthony6545]

Phoenix North h

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

4:08 Excuse me, but do you have any time to hear about our lord and savior *MURRICA?!*

[@Cheekybum_78]

🤣🤣👍

[@electrohalo8798]

*all battleships after the HMS dreadnaught have British designs at there core but what you said*

[@shoppingfree5622]

ELECTRO HALO8 oh dang your from a week ago, since your more recent, do you know the song that plays when they start firing. Unless they literally made it for the movie.

[@ahmetcumur7590]

Alien ship be like: - Hull break - Crew cnocked out - Ammunition exploded - Ship is burned out You were killed by _xxxMURICAxxx_

[@mrridiculous4896]

Jesus is our lord and saviour, repent and turn to him

[@grafspeech4772]

That surprised alien captain at 4:32 is like "HOW DID THEY KNOW OUR TRACKING SYSTEMS ?!"

[@piotrnowakowski3560]

They ain't gonna sink this battleship no way Damm right Edit 1 : holy mother of god 40 likes thank you

[@Ryuu1010YT]

movie was plot armor. Regent mothership can easily destroy missouri

[@Luciferdesrea]

Ever seen a battleship drift? You did now.

[@tomsowplays8035]

I'm pretty sure that normally would tear even a battleship in half or at least break steel bindings, so the ship would sink.

[@mikedoll456]

Hahahahahah fucking stupid

[@slobjr2755]

Idiot

[@kirunlele7430]

TomSowPlays ft

[@GameQuiver]

R/woosh

[@prebens7955]

Turret rotation : fully boosted acceleration : drift level

[@jayvee8502]

main armament reloading: Bad ass.

[@qw3rty629]

Targeting: lol whats that

[@militarymist1199]

Deja vu Have i been in this place before

[@kilikianolee4876]

Tokyo Drift in a nutshell

[@sulthanyasin3892]

Graphics: Highly realistic

[@kevinfinnegan7539]

I love the scene when they first board the battleship and there’s all these veterans standing up on the superstructure looking down at them. Here’s some serious badass grandfathers from WWII up there just aching to get into the fight one more time and give some payback.

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

This is why I LOVE ww2 era battleships. Sure they don't have missiles like modern ones but the modern ones don't have guns that can destroy pretty much anything.

[@SkyChady]

Iowa class Battleships was upgraded in 1984. It has all the missiles a Burke has, plus 4 ciws, chaff launchers, and radar jamming systems.

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

@@SkyChady Damn. That's a war winning weapon right there.

[@alexispellitteri7297]

​@Chad1 what is better a missile or 9 16inch diameter Canons that can shoot 1000 pounds of led 27 miles out of each canon

[@equarg]

I rented the DVD on a whim and despite the ratings I ended up liking the movie. My Grandpa fought the Japanese during WW2. He saw HELL. BUT. He made one thing clear. After Pearl he hated the Japanese. But by wars end he made peace with them and help no ill will. This movie shows 2 former enemies...both the old and new generation working together against a common enemy who rules of combat differ from our own. This would of made Grandpa smile. RIP Grandpa.

[@equarg]

Michael Nobles I am not sure of any specific metals, was too young when I was shown them. He was a Senior at West Point when Pearl was attacked (was out jogging when he hear the news over a radio playing on someones open window). Immediately upon graduation he was shipped to the Pacific. He had enemy ordinance land next to him (shrapnel and hearing damage in one ear as a result). My Grandpa got to secure beaches for McAuthor. One old photo that shows McAuthor waist deep in muck being pulled ashore.....by Grandpa was just off frame......... My Grandpa also witnessed a terrifying statistic first hand. More Japanese soldiers died due to starvation then actual combat. After WW2 Grandpa still served and was in fact in charge of one of the retaliatory nuclear buttons during the Cuban Missile Crisis. He retired soon afterwards a Brigadier General. When he died, he was buried with full honors right outside (and next to) the Protestant Chapel on West Point grounds with an 8 gun salute. Wish I knew more, but I am not talking to my father (left mom for another woman he met online). Grandpa was a gentle old soul, and avoided talking about his service. I think he got flashbacks. Ironically, he married a German American nurse (my grandma)he met on a cruise right after the war was over. He would tell one joke if you took to long in the bathroom. "I was beginning to thing to think either the shit or a sniper got you you took so long"! One day, in a good mood, he told 10 year old me the story behind it. Apparently a good friend of his on a ship a stones throw from shore had to go #2. Apparently the bathroom had a large port hole....perfect for a Japanese sniper. While his friend was on "the throne" the sniper shot him in the head killing him. Personally, Grandpa thinks the shit killed him before the sniper did (insert his chuckle). 2 years later I realized sonething. GRANDPA HAD A PHOBIA OF BATHROOM WINDOWS. In his house one Bathroom had no windows, while the other one only has 1window (very high up too).... So heavily frosted you could not tell if it was day or night. When he visited us he REFUSED to use the upstairs bathroom, only the downstairs windowless bathroom. Never asked him directly...but my parents confirmed that phobia! RIP Grandpa.

[@worthit5064]

I really thnx for your grandfather's service , Rest in peace hero.

[@theoneandonlymsg991]

Damn. Thats quite a story. I know with my dad three of his uncles fought and all were KIA during ww2. Apparently one was a paratrooper and another a beachstormer. Don't know what happened to his third uncle but regardless. They fought during d day and did their duty as a solder. As far as I know they're all buried somewhere in europe where they fought. They were all aboriginal but in the face of war. It didn't matter I suppose at the time. But looking back I know that the native people really helped during the war. They already had great surviving skills and new how to hunt whether it was for food or for tracking the enemy. Anyways though I hope the native people will receive more recognition in the future.

[@chistofferweberg6962]

my grand grandpa was a member of the Norwegian resistance, he was imprisoned by Gestapo and tortured, they ripped his Nails off and alot more, he was supposed to be sent to aushcwitz but during transport the soviet had taken Auschwitz and the germans protecting his Train let them all free is spite of their orders to kill them

[@boiboioof1828]

Does he work for the battleship Yamato?

[@Kncperseus]

Dude misunderstood Sun Tzu, but became Sun Tzu himself

[@JF.007]

Sun Tzuced. Get Sun Tzuced.

[@ryokkeno]

This is from the art of war, and does apply(at least the first half) “All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.”