BattleTanx: Global Assault Commercial (Nintendo 64)

Snuggle and The Six Million Dollar Man parody.

[@Reb32573]

Re-build-a-bear

[@doctorpepsi]

lol

[@venomwise]

Best comment right here

[@hectorgacha15]

Re-destroy-a-bear

[@or6567ange]

He is the snuggle bear from The snuggle detergent commercials

[@paulstaker8861]

"We can rebuild him, faster, softer." I never asked for this!

[@deletdis6173]

@Shape Shifting just to suffer?

[@venomwise]

I never asked to be made and put back together over and and over like some kind of Monster Rocket Racoon

[@CharlesTheCreator]

A bear, BEARLY alive...

[@87willus]

He can bearly move

[@flaregamer64]

I have barely any faith in the Internet

[@visualgagging]

Try to bear it ok

[@zecraw]

In unbearable pain.

[@03bgood]

That was "barely" funny.

[@plastuk9415]

In the 3rd game (soon to be released on Xbox One/PS4/PC), the main character will be the teddy bear, all stitched up (with an eyepatch to cover his missing eye) and hell bent on vengeance.

[@jeremyriley1238]

Sadly, that will never happen since 1. There won't be a third game and 2. The people who made the game were sued for the ads and lost.

[@jenmilem6655]

Xolectic The Teddy Bear needs an another eye.

[@crystallastname9675]

Standiiing on the eeedge

[@rmissing3361]

Would be hilarious seeing Teddy bear vs Cassandra

[@jeremyriley1238]

@ Yeah, but come the second game, a federal court basically agreed with Unilever that the bear "Treddy Bear" was too similar to Snuggle Bear. And yeah, the first ad was dismissed, but 3DO pulled it to avoid costly legal fees.

[@stizanley3987]

I love the track sprint. He's going so hard

[@LordFly21]

I really miss older game commercial they always cracked me up lol

[@mastadonking3816]

"So we just lost a 1.1 million dollar investment in tax payer money right in front of us."

[@Dragoon1809]

Mastadon King money well spent.

[@NickDrinksWater]

Hey! its not our money! why would we care lets do it again

[@linguicaguy]

I like how the tanks appear for all of 4 seconds in the entire commercial

[@NickDrinksWater]

They are busy taking all of the queenlords

[@n64mlg40]

These are the funniest video game commercials I've ever seen

[@leootp22]

These were the best. I never laughed so much as a kid!

[@JRSonicFan2024]

0:28 when Snuggle Bear gets in a tank for a ride

[@bigtaz504]

Snuggle just can’t catch a break.

[@NickDrinksWater]

He should go back to being in the detergent commercials

[@Twinklethefox9022]

This bear has been through too much

[@mememansion9570]

0:21 *O O F*

[@Deadjuice360]

That bear's run is the best!

[@dumpling5]

0:27 AGGGHHHH!!!

[@lalo-palo]

he ran funny

[@viczilla24dreamer51]

0:20 the way how they made him run was really great in the 80s

[@mackobalt2630]

a can't bare these bear puns

[@severussnape4231]

Rip osito ;V

[@salsal435]

The narrator's voice sounds like Lee Majors the actor who played The Six Million Dollar Man which this commercial is parodying

[@Emerald152]

"Get *N* or get *OUT* ..."

[@fredyrodriguez8881]

Just imagine Nintendo did this again Imagine seeing a commercial let’s say for example “Geico” at first it seems normal, then all of a sudden, A TANK APPEARS!

[@juggernogsoda24]

His hospital will be build a bear workshop🤣🤣🤣

[@jessepowell5578]

I remembered when I was 5 yrs old when this game came out in 1998 I used to play it before I was ever in school and my brothers and my cousins on my n64 we would play 2 players on deathmatch or champion mode I love the FlipE tank..and the rattler best tanks ..

[@MILDMONSTER1234]

I miss video game commercials like this

[@DHAdArchivez]

He's not strong enough to survive a tank

[@Go_go_gadget]

He said softer not stronger

[@Scenwulf]

At the end, it should have said "stronger, faster, better than your average bear"

[@josephdecasper7670]

Mark your calendars gentlemen.

[@n64mlg40]

6 million dollar man parody

[@Munk451]

That game was so awesome!

[@brainfart528]

0:29 eww its in his mouth

[@unfandefnaf8991]

Pobre osito

[@Jeffrey3571]

That's Snuggle!😃

[@NickDrinksWater]

They put all that work into the snuggly bear just to have him get run over lol

[@supermariof0521]

That teddy bear just can't catch a break.

[@gamingharzard9216]

Jacob Carpenter good pun

[@SC-mp1lh]

I never saw the commercial for the sequel, just the first

[@MrNnb21]

Ah, great memories. I wish they remade this instead of WOT. This is much better in my personal opinion.

[@eddied1817]

TED is alive lol

[@themoongirl2224]

0:28 Aww, Poor Bear...

[@disguisedguy8874]

Everyone just give me a sec, i'll think of a bear pun soon, just bare with me now.

[@goombalsded]

0:20 this part is making me fucking lose it

[@alexcampuzano2001]

Estoy aquí por mundo n xd

[@Cutetailstheflyingking668]

Snuggle bear

[@gangcrew7282]

The Six Million Dollar bear, he never got hired by the OSI

[@Pawel2526]

this ones even better than the 1st

[@GoldenGinto]

The bear is nearly alive

[@frankz3595]

It’s Snuggle Bear from the previous commercial.

[@ADRIELPLAYZFILMS]

Man I wish they could make more commercials like this Instead if the boring crap we see

[@warmecanic]

hahha no mames, como es que estos comerciales nunca los pasaron en tv, quizás algunos pero definitivamente no creo que todos. Ese de Bill Clinton para Body harvest tmb era una puta mina. Bueno, ni el de Conquer´s bad fur day

[@colly407]

O, I remember when I was TERRIFIED of stuff like this as a kid, but nowadays its not so bad

[@shaneofthemariofans.7524]

Plot Twist: The Battletanx Thing Is Actually Harpic

[@HyperCyberSword03]

Taking a jog in California be like 0:21

[@anthonyt.814]

Dam!... And i thought the first one was funny...this was just as good!!!

[@Okay-co7xr]

Hey at least the bear cant die any more

[@Stargh0ul]

the teddy bear 0:27

[@kingporoto500]

0:28 OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Cutetailstheflyingking668]

He was screaming 0:27

[@tomcespedreviews]

The bears it’s ok I guess

[@venomwise]

He was my Bear in Arms I couldn't Bear it I was at his funeral one of the people in group therapy pats my back I look over and say to the lady next to me it's Bearly over Ok I'm done lol

[@memelord.mp3681]

Poor snuggles bear

[@glitchmaster2672]

Woaaah hOOOAAAAAAAAAA

[@danielpena4575]

0:23 después de atropellar lo por 2 vez aún sigue bien

[@MRresievil310]

at the end 00:29, it should have said, " get Nintendo or bust"

[@jeremiezimmerman4984]

my god this game was so cruel too the teddy bear!

[@fuzzydota]

hahahhaa

[@WARDEATHFUN]

Reminds me of snuggies.

[@jeremyriley1238]

And because of that. 3DO got sued.

[@ultim8yeetr708]

Ah yes Enslaved war

[@XanimeraverX]

I liked the first game better...

[@The_real_Marcoman]

@WARDEATHFUN Of course, it´s a parody. ;-)

[@rabbit2686]

Isn't that the Downey Soft bear?... and reading through the comments, it appears that reason caused some issues.

[@Garhunt05]

hated to give that game up so much fun

[@josexd9639]

if you have a exam 0:27

[@WARDEATHFUN]

@ITherealMarcomanI aha! I feel dumb since it sounds obvious :O

[@ramnetspacenet1991]

omg

[@dragonstormx]

That has to be weirdest video game add I have ever seen.

[@DSkehan2004]

Hahaha

[@KenjiYoza]

Bring back the bear!!!!!!

[@jeremyriley1238]

They can't bring him back due to the lawsuit from Snuggle Bear.

[@andybreneman7929]

Jim Henson only

[@jaredyoung5353]

It was a simpler time

[@joshuaolsoncook]

That bear later went on to become Monokuma.

[@-Monolith]

i like the shadow ops

[@gracianacruz5353]

Snuggle bear got hit by a tank again why?

[@Sheriff7721]

press F plss

[@Radio_Ret]

Like di estas aqui po mundo n

[@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli]

Get N or Get Out

[@jacintosapana3309]

Tedizs? 😰

[@danielkiller100]

i didn't that was actually a game lol

[@harmonysapphire1322]

is this a real video game? that is just sick they try to hurt snuggle bear.wtf?

[@warmecanic]

yeah, still don´t know how they allowed this, probably bankrupcy, otherwise it has no explanation

[@josef7ark]

Its a real N64 game.

[@cartersmith6795]

wtf

[@The_real_Marcoman]

@WARDEATHFUN ;-)

[@skyportalmusic7178]

Jesus Loves You

[@memecomedythememelord5179]

i hate battle tanx

[@agentgrove7243]

I hate your opinion

[@fishingfrenzyoregonfishing5139]

Griff LetsPlays I disagree it's my favorite n64 game

[@itmcbhpbgf.6374]

then why did you type in 'battletanx commercial' & type this comment...?!

[@danytube9757]

*0:24* *_O O F_*