Things That Would Change the Atmosphere at a Dinner Party 🥘 😬 Mock the Week - BBC

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@LoudMouth_
@LoudMouth_ 3 жыл бұрын
I'll never forget Frankie's "I hope no-one is allergic to nuts, because I like to rest mine on the table"
@caileanwalker4147
@caileanwalker4147 2 жыл бұрын
And Hugh’s “we’ll this is lovely, I say we all raise a glass… TO ZE FÜHRER!!”
@scsutton1
@scsutton1 2 жыл бұрын
Also Frankie's: "There is a vegetarian option: You can f*** off."
@davidnesbit45
@davidnesbit45 3 жыл бұрын
A few years ago when Frankie Boyle was still on the show this topic came up. His contribution was: Ïf we're all here, then who's looking after Madelaine?"
@Nulono
@Nulono 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@ryancoombs3677
@ryancoombs3677 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nulono mccann
@kromaggo2pl
@kromaggo2pl 3 жыл бұрын
Neither did her parents
@shawnheddin4833
@shawnheddin4833 2 жыл бұрын
@@kromaggo2pl ooooooooo😱
@liams1991
@liams1991 2 жыл бұрын
Hugh's contribution smashed it
@Tiger516funny
@Tiger516funny 3 жыл бұрын
Milton's jokes are always a highlight for me.😂
@pwuk
@pwuk 3 жыл бұрын
Who can forget "Abbas greatest hits..."
@Tiger516funny
@Tiger516funny 3 жыл бұрын
@@pwuk Oh no, it's a video of assassinations by PLO leader Mahmoud Abbas.
@Tom_The_Cat
@Tom_The_Cat 2 жыл бұрын
"And for dessert... Me. Arrr~" Maisie is so great
@somerandomguy769
@somerandomguy769 2 жыл бұрын
I just adore Maisie. She’s so funny.
@darrenkeady6570
@darrenkeady6570 2 жыл бұрын
She is hot and funny.
@salamilidaintgonfit7576
@salamilidaintgonfit7576 3 жыл бұрын
The only thing funnier then just watching this video is imagining the worlds strangest dinner party where this is all happening in succession
@chrisplettuce
@chrisplettuce 3 жыл бұрын
BBC we NEED an ed series of "cooking while drunk"
@TheDanishGuyReviews
@TheDanishGuyReviews 3 жыл бұрын
It's "Cooking when pissed".
@WardyLion
@WardyLion 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we’ve not had once since Keith Floyd passed.
@Amadeus-ms9lt
@Amadeus-ms9lt 3 жыл бұрын
That baked Alaska line was brilliant.
@doornik1142
@doornik1142 2 жыл бұрын
Was it? I didn't really understand it.
@Amadeus-ms9lt
@Amadeus-ms9lt 2 жыл бұрын
@@doornik1142 Baked Alaska is a kind of ice cream cake. The pun was that Alaska is obviously very cold, so if Alaska is baking it obviously hints at climate change. The joke too was that serving a Baked Alaska to Greta Thunberg the environmental activist is insensitive because of the name.
@doornik1142
@doornik1142 2 жыл бұрын
@@Amadeus-ms9lt Hmm. Bit far to go for a joke.
@Amadeus-ms9lt
@Amadeus-ms9lt 2 жыл бұрын
@@doornik1142 Was that supposed to be a pun on Alaska being far away?
@Phil_A_O_Fish
@Phil_A_O_Fish 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but this video reminded me of the 'Mummy, Mummy' jokes that I used to hear as a child and as a teenager. 1) " Mummy, Mummy, I hate Granny's guts! " Reply: " Well leave them on the side of your plate then! ". 2) " Mummy, Mummy, Daddy's going out! " Reply: " Just use your initiative and chuck some more petrol on him, will you? " 3) " Mummy, Mummy, I really don't WANT to go to Australia! " Reply: " Stop complaining and keep digging, will you? " And the worst of all as well as getting back to the topic of food. 4) " Mummy, Mummy, can I get a spoon? " Reply: " Why? What do you need a spoon for? " " The dog's been sick and Peter's getting all the big bits! ".
@Farweasel
@Farweasel 2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine a small Frankie Boyle joining in: Mummy, can I lick the bowl?
@Phil_A_O_Fish
@Phil_A_O_Fish 2 жыл бұрын
What, only a small Frankie Boyle, @@Farweasel? I can imagine him saying that even now at his current age. As the saying goes 'You are what you eat' and that's perfectly true when it comes to him, isn't it?
@tyrothethird3081
@tyrothethird3081 Жыл бұрын
Mommy, why do I keep walking in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
@Keston1302
@Keston1302 Жыл бұрын
Milton's 'Baked Alaska' joke is class 😂
@eamonahern7495
@eamonahern7495 3 жыл бұрын
"Amm... would you mind carving while I pop for a 💩?" 😆🤣
@sdpnz
@sdpnz 2 жыл бұрын
People may joke about the idea of adding the cat as a starter dish, but something similar actually happened in real life at one of my sisters' weddings. She used to have a pet pig, so during the reception our mother asked her how the pig was. The reply was basically along the lines of, "You tell me." Classic. 😂 True story.
@2manybooks2littletime25
@2manybooks2littletime25 3 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest block of 3:41 of time I've ever spent 🤣
@julianoghary3848
@julianoghary3848 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I have received it.
@corieolgora7777
@corieolgora7777 3 жыл бұрын
nice to meet you
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 2 жыл бұрын
Toad in the Hole. thanks Maisie for ruining that. LOL
@dougbriglmen716
@dougbriglmen716 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve got toad in the hole, you chat amongst yourselves I’ll just go and deal with it😂🤣
@stephenlitten1789
@stephenlitten1789 3 жыл бұрын
@@madisntit6547 Sort of, there's a loo paper shortage...
@dredfurst06
@dredfurst06 2 жыл бұрын
That is a fantastic joke lol
@Potionette81
@Potionette81 3 жыл бұрын
Me at a big family gathering dinner party when I was 7: 'Mummy, are you going to be a policewoman? Because I saw some handcuffs on the chest of drawers in you and Daddy's room'.
@Liusila
@Liusila 3 жыл бұрын
Noice.
@christinepage1523
@christinepage1523 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@WatchMojoUK
@WatchMojoUK 3 жыл бұрын
Hugh Dennis is the greatest! 🔥
@timecapsule.
@timecapsule. 2 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite part of the shows.
@StevieDore5
@StevieDore5 3 жыл бұрын
Milton Jones always very funny and doesn`t have to resort to smut.
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 жыл бұрын
"All right, you wanted me to change the atmosphere... so now I'm pumping carbon dioxide into the room."
@panda4247
@panda4247 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, you wanted a glass of juice, not to "gas the..."?
@dredfurst06
@dredfurst06 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Very good
@bruceseaman6592
@bruceseaman6592 2 жыл бұрын
'Toad in the hole' slayed me
@AccidentalNinja
@AccidentalNinja 2 жыл бұрын
"As much as dining in zero gravity has been fun, I've just heard that the space station has sprung a leak!"
@awolf913
@awolf913 3 жыл бұрын
I once got a job at the local theatre and was assigned to play the back half of a pantomime wasp… and I thought I was the bees knees.
@futurespec69
@futurespec69 3 жыл бұрын
I wish we had this in the USA
@2manybooks2littletime25
@2manybooks2littletime25 3 жыл бұрын
Me, too!!🤣
@julianoghary3848
@julianoghary3848 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I have received it.
@corieolgora7777
@corieolgora7777 3 жыл бұрын
nice to meet you
@skymanifest8339
@skymanifest8339 3 жыл бұрын
If you were forced to pay for it via a TV tax, under threat of imprisonment, you wouldn't be laughing at it.
@2manybooks2littletime25
@2manybooks2littletime25 3 жыл бұрын
@@skymanifest8339 wow, you actually have to pay taxes to get TV??? Would you mind giving a brief explanation for that? I'm from the US. Thank you kindly!
@TheTradge
@TheTradge 3 жыл бұрын
The “aperitif” joke is underrated 😂
@ipellaers
@ipellaers 3 жыл бұрын
No, it really is not.
@TheADzioba
@TheADzioba 2 жыл бұрын
"Dara is here! Dara is here!"
@scottydog1313
@scottydog1313 3 жыл бұрын
I'd have no problem having Maisie for dessert.
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, everyone, I know who the killer is… (dies)
@bikeny
@bikeny 3 жыл бұрын
Please help me. What was the rest of the line after the bad news re the cat dieing. Even the close captions didn't show it. Thx.
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 3 жыл бұрын
"The good news is: we have a new starter!"
@tonyarichards5430
@tonyarichards5430 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, Brexit is hilarious.
@skymanifest8339
@skymanifest8339 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, we should return to the good ol' pre-Brext days of supressed wages, gangmasters, exploiting migrant workers, Dickensian working conditions and ponzi-scheme economics. Or maybe go back further to slave plantations? That's where most of you middle-class Remainers would've been happiest.
@tonyarichards5430
@tonyarichards5430 3 жыл бұрын
@@skymanifest8339 I’m American. It’s hilarious to us.
@danielcrafter9349
@danielcrafter9349 3 жыл бұрын
@@skymanifest8339 - ah yes, the late 90s and 00s were so terrible! Highest employement rates, best pay conditions in the last 30 years, expansion of workers rights, debt security - Dickensian we say! Outrageous!
@samuellees8312
@samuellees8312 2 жыл бұрын
Can you tell what the mystery ingredient is? No, it's cyanide!
@samsonsoturian6013
@samsonsoturian6013 2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised no one mentioned a tear gas grenade. Those change the atmosphere... in more than one way.
@EccentricGentelman
@EccentricGentelman 2 жыл бұрын
"A humidifier"
@darrenkeady6570
@darrenkeady6570 2 жыл бұрын
I would definitely have her for desert.
@jayro792
@jayro792 3 жыл бұрын
“The Chicken is tasty” “Thanks, the taste is all in the chicken urine”
@scottydog1313
@scottydog1313 3 жыл бұрын
Chickens don't urinate, in fact, no birds do. Urea is excreted with the feces.
@julianoghary3848
@julianoghary3848 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I have received it.
@lavrentivs9891
@lavrentivs9891 3 жыл бұрын
Now that we've finished the main course I wonder if you have found that you like the taste of human flesh?
@MineshShah
@MineshShah 3 жыл бұрын
I've got one.... 'Ping!'
@masere
@masere 3 жыл бұрын
The previous one of this was much funnier.
@user-lx3oi6xy2e
@user-lx3oi6xy2e 2 жыл бұрын
There is a vegetarian option…!
@minibus9
@minibus9 3 жыл бұрын
cool
@diehardrvdfan22
@diehardrvdfan22 2 жыл бұрын
Coral.
@Nulono
@Nulono 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get the fish fingers joke.
@Farweasel
@Farweasel 2 жыл бұрын
A pun approximating to 'How did you find the meal'? The Fish Fingers were in the Find Us packet ............ That being a reference to one of the largest UK suppliers of Fish Fingers (Fish Sticks to Americans) being a frozen foods compaany called Findus
@MilanousMedia
@MilanousMedia 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf is up with that "domonic" joke
@NorthernSeaWitch
@NorthernSeaWitch 3 жыл бұрын
Dominic Cummings, the Conservative who slagged off people in the government after he was forced to go.
@davimurph
@davimurph 2 жыл бұрын
Dominic Cummings had just resigned from his job as Boris Johnson's chief advisor and decided to tell the world why everyone he had worked with in government was terrible.
@DH-rj2kv
@DH-rj2kv 3 жыл бұрын
"Sure, I am unvaccinated. You don't believe in that Covid nonsense, do you?"
@doornik1142
@doornik1142 2 жыл бұрын
Somebody explain "Dominic".
@efiongephraim8111
@efiongephraim8111 2 жыл бұрын
Dominic Cummings has a lot of secrets stashed away on Boris
@jasonmcelroy7017
@jasonmcelroy7017 3 жыл бұрын
Would have loved, ‘yes there is a vegetarian option, you can eat the meat or f*ck off’!
@MrCommentGod
@MrCommentGod 3 жыл бұрын
BBC means Big Ben clock
@eimantas314-rblx
@eimantas314-rblx 3 жыл бұрын
B.ig B.en C.lock (Are you from the NDL?)
@julianoghary3848
@julianoghary3848 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I have received it.
@corieolgora7777
@corieolgora7777 3 жыл бұрын
nice to meet you
@tonyarichards5430
@tonyarichards5430 3 жыл бұрын
Means something completely different in US. Big is the same and clock is close.
@grumpyoldman3458
@grumpyoldman3458 3 жыл бұрын
Broken Biscuit Company
@MrTimelord77
@MrTimelord77 3 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the Baked Alaska bit?
@Tiger516funny
@Tiger516funny 3 жыл бұрын
It's a joke about how Greta Thunberg was taking anything with a location in the name (eg: Baked Alaska, Yorkshire Pudding) seriously. Milton uses this to make a joke about how Thunberg would go on a rant if any of these dishes were mentioned at a dinner party.
@qwertyTRiG
@qwertyTRiG 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tiger516funny Baked Alaska specifically, surely, because of climate change. I don't see how Yorkshire pudding would work in that joke.
@davimurph
@davimurph 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tiger516funny no, it's just a joke about climate change.
@juliocesarrangel9137
@juliocesarrangel9137 3 жыл бұрын
Boanoitardia pra geral ( :
@julianoghary3848
@julianoghary3848 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I have received it.
@corieolgora7777
@corieolgora7777 3 жыл бұрын
nice to meet you
@randallnelson2452
@randallnelson2452 3 жыл бұрын
Mp pm u
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 3 жыл бұрын
So this is the dish you made? Did you copy this off of a Jamie Oliver recipe? Because it looks and tastes delicious, so much better than if you were to cook a Gordon Ramsay dish.
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 3 жыл бұрын
Okay so whoever’s eating that steak please stop because… Eating animals is wrong you carnivore Hurting animals is wrong you carnivore Share this song, and change this entire dinner to be vegan from now on
@richard6440
@richard6440 3 жыл бұрын
change this entire dinner to be vegan from now on.. pi55 off
@nelsonricardo3729
@nelsonricardo3729 3 жыл бұрын
I like eating vegan. They're tender and gress-fed.
@paulliversidge7140
@paulliversidge7140 2 жыл бұрын
These 'comedians' can't come close to those who used to grace this show. Really just not funny.
@skymanifest8339
@skymanifest8339 3 жыл бұрын
BBC "comedy" has tanked into cringe city.
@Farweasel
@Farweasel 2 жыл бұрын
For sure it has become very PC This, and some of the Radio 4 material, seem to be amongst the last of the truly funny And even this has slid with the 'assisted' departure of frankie Boyle. (On the upside, Nish Kumar's gone too)
@John316forjesus
@John316forjesus 3 жыл бұрын
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. -John 3:16
@SHOPOFTHEPOPS
@SHOPOFTHEPOPS 3 жыл бұрын
And that's the bottom line, cos stone cold said so Austin 3:16
@bopmathews
@bopmathews 3 жыл бұрын
Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace,,, -Paul 1968
@nelsonricardo3729
@nelsonricardo3729 3 жыл бұрын
Cool story, bro.
@Farweasel
@Farweasel 2 жыл бұрын
Well, we've noted that as your explanation for your Son's disappearance Sir. But as I said earlier, you do understand everything you say may be recorded and used in evidence don't you sir?
@itookallthenames
@itookallthenames 2 жыл бұрын
Yes that’s one way to change the atmosphere at a dinner party conversation
@JK-vp2ux
@JK-vp2ux 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, yeah, none of that was funny.
@Liusila
@Liusila 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe works better when you’re warmed up to it.
@jaylamb88
@jaylamb88 3 жыл бұрын
Did you watch the same thing I did?
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