I'll never forget Frankie's "I hope no-one is allergic to nuts, because I like to rest mine on the table"
@caileanwalker41472 жыл бұрын
And Hugh’s “we’ll this is lovely, I say we all raise a glass… TO ZE FÜHRER!!”
@scsutton12 жыл бұрын
Also Frankie's: "There is a vegetarian option: You can f*** off."
@davidnesbit453 жыл бұрын
A few years ago when Frankie Boyle was still on the show this topic came up. His contribution was: Ïf we're all here, then who's looking after Madelaine?"
@Nulono3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@ryancoombs36773 жыл бұрын
@@Nulono mccann
@kromaggo2pl3 жыл бұрын
Neither did her parents
@shawnheddin48332 жыл бұрын
@@kromaggo2pl ooooooooo😱
@liams19912 жыл бұрын
Hugh's contribution smashed it
@Tiger516funny3 жыл бұрын
Milton's jokes are always a highlight for me.😂
@pwuk3 жыл бұрын
Who can forget "Abbas greatest hits..."
@Tiger516funny3 жыл бұрын
@@pwuk Oh no, it's a video of assassinations by PLO leader Mahmoud Abbas.
@Tom_The_Cat2 жыл бұрын
"And for dessert... Me. Arrr~" Maisie is so great
@somerandomguy7692 жыл бұрын
I just adore Maisie. She’s so funny.
@darrenkeady65702 жыл бұрын
She is hot and funny.
@salamilidaintgonfit75763 жыл бұрын
The only thing funnier then just watching this video is imagining the worlds strangest dinner party where this is all happening in succession
@chrisplettuce3 жыл бұрын
BBC we NEED an ed series of "cooking while drunk"
@TheDanishGuyReviews3 жыл бұрын
It's "Cooking when pissed".
@WardyLion3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we’ve not had once since Keith Floyd passed.
@Amadeus-ms9lt3 жыл бұрын
That baked Alaska line was brilliant.
@doornik11422 жыл бұрын
Was it? I didn't really understand it.
@Amadeus-ms9lt2 жыл бұрын
@@doornik1142 Baked Alaska is a kind of ice cream cake. The pun was that Alaska is obviously very cold, so if Alaska is baking it obviously hints at climate change. The joke too was that serving a Baked Alaska to Greta Thunberg the environmental activist is insensitive because of the name.
@doornik11422 жыл бұрын
@@Amadeus-ms9lt Hmm. Bit far to go for a joke.
@Amadeus-ms9lt2 жыл бұрын
@@doornik1142 Was that supposed to be a pun on Alaska being far away?
@Phil_A_O_Fish2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but this video reminded me of the 'Mummy, Mummy' jokes that I used to hear as a child and as a teenager. 1) " Mummy, Mummy, I hate Granny's guts! " Reply: " Well leave them on the side of your plate then! ". 2) " Mummy, Mummy, Daddy's going out! " Reply: " Just use your initiative and chuck some more petrol on him, will you? " 3) " Mummy, Mummy, I really don't WANT to go to Australia! " Reply: " Stop complaining and keep digging, will you? " And the worst of all as well as getting back to the topic of food. 4) " Mummy, Mummy, can I get a spoon? " Reply: " Why? What do you need a spoon for? " " The dog's been sick and Peter's getting all the big bits! ".
@Farweasel2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine a small Frankie Boyle joining in: Mummy, can I lick the bowl?
@Phil_A_O_Fish2 жыл бұрын
What, only a small Frankie Boyle, @@Farweasel? I can imagine him saying that even now at his current age. As the saying goes 'You are what you eat' and that's perfectly true when it comes to him, isn't it?
@tyrothethird3081 Жыл бұрын
Mommy, why do I keep walking in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
@Keston1302 Жыл бұрын
Milton's 'Baked Alaska' joke is class 😂
@eamonahern74953 жыл бұрын
"Amm... would you mind carving while I pop for a 💩?" 😆🤣
@sdpnz2 жыл бұрын
People may joke about the idea of adding the cat as a starter dish, but something similar actually happened in real life at one of my sisters' weddings. She used to have a pet pig, so during the reception our mother asked her how the pig was. The reply was basically along the lines of, "You tell me." Classic. 😂 True story.
@2manybooks2littletime253 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest block of 3:41 of time I've ever spent 🤣
@julianoghary38483 жыл бұрын
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@corieolgora77773 жыл бұрын
nice to meet you
@RIXRADvidz2 жыл бұрын
Toad in the Hole. thanks Maisie for ruining that. LOL
@dougbriglmen7163 жыл бұрын
I’ve got toad in the hole, you chat amongst yourselves I’ll just go and deal with it😂🤣
@stephenlitten17893 жыл бұрын
@@madisntit6547 Sort of, there's a loo paper shortage...
@dredfurst062 жыл бұрын
That is a fantastic joke lol
@Potionette813 жыл бұрын
Me at a big family gathering dinner party when I was 7: 'Mummy, are you going to be a policewoman? Because I saw some handcuffs on the chest of drawers in you and Daddy's room'.
@Liusila3 жыл бұрын
Noice.
@christinepage15232 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@WatchMojoUK3 жыл бұрын
Hugh Dennis is the greatest! 🔥
@timecapsule.2 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite part of the shows.
@StevieDore53 жыл бұрын
Milton Jones always very funny and doesn`t have to resort to smut.
@kylestubbs88673 жыл бұрын
"All right, you wanted me to change the atmosphere... so now I'm pumping carbon dioxide into the room."
@panda42473 жыл бұрын
Oh, you wanted a glass of juice, not to "gas the..."?
@dredfurst062 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Very good
@bruceseaman65922 жыл бұрын
'Toad in the hole' slayed me
@AccidentalNinja2 жыл бұрын
"As much as dining in zero gravity has been fun, I've just heard that the space station has sprung a leak!"
@awolf9133 жыл бұрын
I once got a job at the local theatre and was assigned to play the back half of a pantomime wasp… and I thought I was the bees knees.
@futurespec693 жыл бұрын
I wish we had this in the USA
@2manybooks2littletime253 жыл бұрын
Me, too!!🤣
@julianoghary38483 жыл бұрын
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@corieolgora77773 жыл бұрын
nice to meet you
@skymanifest83393 жыл бұрын
If you were forced to pay for it via a TV tax, under threat of imprisonment, you wouldn't be laughing at it.
@2manybooks2littletime253 жыл бұрын
@@skymanifest8339 wow, you actually have to pay taxes to get TV??? Would you mind giving a brief explanation for that? I'm from the US. Thank you kindly!
@TheTradge3 жыл бұрын
The “aperitif” joke is underrated 😂
@ipellaers3 жыл бұрын
No, it really is not.
@TheADzioba2 жыл бұрын
"Dara is here! Dara is here!"
@scottydog13133 жыл бұрын
I'd have no problem having Maisie for dessert.
@chrisgarton42253 жыл бұрын
Wait, everyone, I know who the killer is… (dies)
@bikeny3 жыл бұрын
Please help me. What was the rest of the line after the bad news re the cat dieing. Even the close captions didn't show it. Thx.
@beeble20033 жыл бұрын
"The good news is: we have a new starter!"
@tonyarichards54303 жыл бұрын
Yes, Brexit is hilarious.
@skymanifest83393 жыл бұрын
Yes, we should return to the good ol' pre-Brext days of supressed wages, gangmasters, exploiting migrant workers, Dickensian working conditions and ponzi-scheme economics. Or maybe go back further to slave plantations? That's where most of you middle-class Remainers would've been happiest.
@tonyarichards54303 жыл бұрын
@@skymanifest8339 I’m American. It’s hilarious to us.
@danielcrafter93493 жыл бұрын
@@skymanifest8339 - ah yes, the late 90s and 00s were so terrible! Highest employement rates, best pay conditions in the last 30 years, expansion of workers rights, debt security - Dickensian we say! Outrageous!
@samuellees83122 жыл бұрын
Can you tell what the mystery ingredient is? No, it's cyanide!
@samsonsoturian60132 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised no one mentioned a tear gas grenade. Those change the atmosphere... in more than one way.
@EccentricGentelman2 жыл бұрын
"A humidifier"
@darrenkeady65702 жыл бұрын
I would definitely have her for desert.
@jayro7923 жыл бұрын
“The Chicken is tasty” “Thanks, the taste is all in the chicken urine”
@scottydog13133 жыл бұрын
Chickens don't urinate, in fact, no birds do. Urea is excreted with the feces.
@julianoghary38483 жыл бұрын
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@lavrentivs98913 жыл бұрын
Now that we've finished the main course I wonder if you have found that you like the taste of human flesh?
@MineshShah3 жыл бұрын
I've got one.... 'Ping!'
@masere3 жыл бұрын
The previous one of this was much funnier.
@user-lx3oi6xy2e2 жыл бұрын
There is a vegetarian option…!
@minibus93 жыл бұрын
cool
@diehardrvdfan222 жыл бұрын
Coral.
@Nulono3 жыл бұрын
I don't get the fish fingers joke.
@Farweasel2 жыл бұрын
A pun approximating to 'How did you find the meal'? The Fish Fingers were in the Find Us packet ............ That being a reference to one of the largest UK suppliers of Fish Fingers (Fish Sticks to Americans) being a frozen foods compaany called Findus
@MilanousMedia3 жыл бұрын
Wtf is up with that "domonic" joke
@NorthernSeaWitch3 жыл бұрын
Dominic Cummings, the Conservative who slagged off people in the government after he was forced to go.
@davimurph2 жыл бұрын
Dominic Cummings had just resigned from his job as Boris Johnson's chief advisor and decided to tell the world why everyone he had worked with in government was terrible.
@DH-rj2kv3 жыл бұрын
"Sure, I am unvaccinated. You don't believe in that Covid nonsense, do you?"
@doornik11422 жыл бұрын
Somebody explain "Dominic".
@efiongephraim81112 жыл бұрын
Dominic Cummings has a lot of secrets stashed away on Boris
@jasonmcelroy70173 жыл бұрын
Would have loved, ‘yes there is a vegetarian option, you can eat the meat or f*ck off’!
@MrCommentGod3 жыл бұрын
BBC means Big Ben clock
@eimantas314-rblx3 жыл бұрын
B.ig B.en C.lock (Are you from the NDL?)
@julianoghary38483 жыл бұрын
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@corieolgora77773 жыл бұрын
nice to meet you
@tonyarichards54303 жыл бұрын
Means something completely different in US. Big is the same and clock is close.
@grumpyoldman34583 жыл бұрын
Broken Biscuit Company
@MrTimelord773 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the Baked Alaska bit?
@Tiger516funny3 жыл бұрын
It's a joke about how Greta Thunberg was taking anything with a location in the name (eg: Baked Alaska, Yorkshire Pudding) seriously. Milton uses this to make a joke about how Thunberg would go on a rant if any of these dishes were mentioned at a dinner party.
@qwertyTRiG3 жыл бұрын
@@Tiger516funny Baked Alaska specifically, surely, because of climate change. I don't see how Yorkshire pudding would work in that joke.
@davimurph3 жыл бұрын
@@Tiger516funny no, it's just a joke about climate change.
@juliocesarrangel91373 жыл бұрын
Boanoitardia pra geral ( :
@julianoghary38483 жыл бұрын
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@corieolgora77773 жыл бұрын
nice to meet you
@randallnelson24523 жыл бұрын
Mp pm u
@chrisgarton42253 жыл бұрын
So this is the dish you made? Did you copy this off of a Jamie Oliver recipe? Because it looks and tastes delicious, so much better than if you were to cook a Gordon Ramsay dish.
@chrisgarton42253 жыл бұрын
Okay so whoever’s eating that steak please stop because… Eating animals is wrong you carnivore Hurting animals is wrong you carnivore Share this song, and change this entire dinner to be vegan from now on
@richard64403 жыл бұрын
change this entire dinner to be vegan from now on.. pi55 off
@nelsonricardo37293 жыл бұрын
I like eating vegan. They're tender and gress-fed.
@paulliversidge71402 жыл бұрын
These 'comedians' can't come close to those who used to grace this show. Really just not funny.
@skymanifest83393 жыл бұрын
BBC "comedy" has tanked into cringe city.
@Farweasel2 жыл бұрын
For sure it has become very PC This, and some of the Radio 4 material, seem to be amongst the last of the truly funny And even this has slid with the 'assisted' departure of frankie Boyle. (On the upside, Nish Kumar's gone too)
@John316forjesus3 жыл бұрын
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. -John 3:16
@SHOPOFTHEPOPS3 жыл бұрын
And that's the bottom line, cos stone cold said so Austin 3:16
@bopmathews3 жыл бұрын
Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace,,, -Paul 1968
@nelsonricardo37293 жыл бұрын
Cool story, bro.
@Farweasel2 жыл бұрын
Well, we've noted that as your explanation for your Son's disappearance Sir. But as I said earlier, you do understand everything you say may be recorded and used in evidence don't you sir?
@itookallthenames2 жыл бұрын
Yes that’s one way to change the atmosphere at a dinner party conversation